Did I first say? 我先说？ Zuo Changlu could not bear think of the relations of oneself and Lei Changtian. 左长路忍不住想到了自己和泪长天的关系。 The heart said: „Or, I called your big brother, did you call my father?” 心道:“要不,我叫你大哥,你叫我爸爸？” But these words, how regardless of does not dare to say. 但这句话,无论如何也是不敢说出口来的。 Words that said that Monster Sovereign and Eastern Sovereign can fall...... this immediately insanely are the Monster Sovereign palaces. 说出来的话,妖皇和东皇能立即疯掉……这可是妖皇宫。 Is steady! 要稳健！ The Zuo Changlu hesitation moment, said: „Xiaoduo has spoken an unofficial history story-telling script to me, some family education ancestral master younger brother, the instinct is humorous, the child temperament, some day draws master the nephew vulgar family nephews to swear brotherhood hardly, does not comply is not good, afterward master the nephew said from the family nephews: ‚ master uncle is innocent, does not arrest the secular rank, the rivers and lakes chaotic generation is also common, but as a result of circumstance, our theories various is...... I feels current all sorts, is so, but as a result of circumstance...... various our might also as well theories various......” 左长路沉吟片刻,道:“小多跟我讲过一段野史话本,某家教祖师弟,天性诙谐荒诞,小孩子脾气,某日硬拉着师侄俗家子侄结拜,不答应都不行,事后那师侄对自家子侄言道:‘师叔天真烂漫,不拘世俗辈分,江湖乱辈亦是常见,不过因缘际会,咱们各论各的就是……我觉得当前种种,亦是如此,不过因缘际会……咱们也不妨各论各的……” The strict sense, Zuo Changlu this saying said that seemingly sounds reasonable, but does not have the energy really not to have the energy. 严格意义上来说,左长路这话说的,看似言之成理,但没有底气也是真没有底气。 But before , said that words technique heavy situation, if the opposite party has the compromise wish time, does not have the speech of energy again, is the myth! 可之前说了,话术首重场合,若是对方有妥协意愿的时候,再没有底气的说话,也是神话！ Was seeing with own eyes Monster Sovereign feels relieved general claps hands to say with a smile: „Good good, great idea, our theories various, various theories various good, rivers and lakes was chaotic the generation, does not arrest the secular rank, is the correct principle.” 眼见着妖皇如释重负一般的抚掌笑道:“不错不错,好主意,咱们各论各的,各论各的好啊,江湖本就乱辈,不拘世俗辈分,才是正理。” „I and others are the character of unique common custom, can be fettered by the common custom......, good.” “我等都是超脱世俗的人物,焉能被世俗所束缚……哈哈,好。” Eastern Sovereign also no longer studied the wine glass, raised the head saying: „What various theories various is good, but specifically how reasoning?” 东皇也不再研究酒杯了,抬头道:“各论各的是好,可具体怎么个论法？” Monster Sovereign refreshed saying: „Xiaoduo and Xiaonian, are Yaqiong's one's savior, with us naturally is generation. This point cannot be chaotic!” 妖皇爽快的说道:“小多和小念,乃是雅琼的再生父母,与我们当然是一辈儿的。这一点不能乱！” „Right that big brother said.” “大哥说的对。” Eastern Sovereign nods, surface like deep red: „This is Yaqiong's affinity, is everyone's affinity.” 东皇点头,面如重枣:“这是雅琼的缘法,亦是大家的缘法。” „We and Throne Zuo...... cough cough cough, each other spiritual bond for a long time, has heard so much about you to like thunder reverberating in one's ears, therefore was...... this......” Monster Sovereign was also saying was saying got up on the stutter. “咱们与左御座……咳咳咳,彼此神交已久,久闻大名如雷灌耳,所以也是……这个这个……”妖皇说着说着就结巴起来。 The bonus is one generation of sovereign, this saying also said not smoothly. 饶是一代皇者,这话也说得不顺畅了起来。 You and son people of the same generation discussed the junction. 你和人家儿子平辈论交。 Then discussed the junction with the father also people of the same generation? 然后再和人家爸爸也平辈论交？ Everyone approves is a matter, but how state aloud is a different matter. 大家认可是一回事,可如何宣之于口又是另外一回事。 Eastern Sovereign sees the elder brother to feel embarrassed, in the heart sighed, on the face actually revealed one to be liberal immediately muddily, patted the thigh, laughed: „We are the classes of various clan peak, naturally is also the peer discusses the junction! What this had unable saying that right?” 东皇看到兄长为难,心中叹口气,脸上却是顿时露出来一股浑不吝,一拍大腿,哈哈大笑:“咱们都是各族顶峰之流,当然也是同辈论交嘛！这有啥不能说的,对吧对吧？” Has saying that the old play bone is the old play bone. 不得不说,老戏骨就是老戏骨。 Eastern Sovereign your majesty can develop to rule the world the role, can develop the determining the final outcome great distance's command, but can also develop the gentle elder, but can also develop one generation of brain trusters that maps out strategic plans in an army tent...... 东皇陛下能演君临天下的角色,也能演决胜千里的统帅,还能演慈祥长者,还能演运筹帷幄的一代智囊…… Now plays two pole roles that this mixing is liberal with, impressively is also lifelike, bone to inter the body three points! 现在演起来这种混不吝的二杆子角色,赫然也是惟妙惟肖,入骨三分！ In brief is the disgraced matter, all was done by Eastern Sovereign. 总之就是丢人的事儿,全都被东皇干完了。 The big brother not good dry/does matter, I do, is so simple! 大哥不好干的事儿,我来干,就这么简单！ Monster Sovereign Di Jun was loose immediately a big tone, hands over a applause to Eastern Sovereign the look, said: „Second Brother, although usually mixes to be liberal like this, the saying that but spoke at this moment actually really right, We also think.” 妖皇帝俊顿时松了一大口气,对东皇递过去一个赞许的眼神,道:“二弟虽然平常就是这样混不吝,但此刻说的这话倒是真的对,朕也是这么想的。” Eastern Sovereign lowers the head to show the whites of the eyes, the heart said that I can say is not right, this special is you in the words that the mouth could not say...... 东皇低下头翻个白眼,心道,我能说的不对,这特么本来就是你在嘴边却说不出来的话…… Also what is called usually mixes to be liberal like this? Is the father the person who this type usually mixes to be liberal with? Hadn't been compelled by you? 再说了什么叫做平常就是这样混不吝？老子是这种平常就混不吝的人么？还不是被你逼的？ If not look in the eldest sister face, the father ignores you! 若不看在大姐面子上,老子才不睬你！ However father accompanied your big brother to develop played for a lifetime, to date, was any role tried one...... 不过老子陪着你这个大哥演了一辈子戏,到今天为止,算是任何角色都尝试了一遍了…… This acting career, until now, was each domain even. 这演艺生涯,到现在为止,算是各个领域平趟了。 Any domain, has an trophy of movie king to bring up the rear! 任何一个领域,都有一个影帝的奖杯压阵！ What is the life like the play, the play like the life, this not and that's the end? 啥叫人生如戏,戏如人生,这不就是了吗？ Is the father easy? 老子容易吗？ The father had your such Elder Brother, this whole life, in the father booth, didn't accept fate like this place? 老子有了你这样的哥哥,这辈子也就这样了,老子摊上了,不认命怎地？ That side Zuo Changlu is also claps hands to laugh: „Really is heroes think alike, I also think.” 那边的左长路也是抚掌大笑:“真是英雄所见略同,我也是这么想的。” Suddenly, three old men are the seeing eyebrow that smiles do not see the eye, appearance that solemn put down the boss concern. 一时间,三个老男人都是笑的见眉不见眼的,俨然一副放下了老大心事的模样。 Solution! 解决了！ The brain of Monster Sovereign also repeated flexibly, said: „To Yaqiong, this also has nothing does not distinguish well, right, I and Xi, are his Royal Mother Imperial Father, Xiaoduo and Xiaonian, is his parents, the Second Brother naturally is his uncle, as for Brother Zuo and sister-in-law...... cough cough younger brother...... younger brother that...... this...... Brother Zuo and sister-in-law......” 妖皇的脑筋也重复灵活了起来,道:“对于雅琼来说,这也没什么不好分辨的,对吧,我和羲和,乃是他父皇母后,小多和小念,乃是他爸爸妈妈,二弟自然是他叔叔,至于左兄和弟妹……咳咳弟……弟那个……这个……左兄和嫂子……” The Monster Sovereign card, wants to say Brother Zuo and sister-in-law. 妖皇卡了一下,本想说左兄和弟妹。 But thinks just to pull down from the position of elder others, then called the sister-in-law, probably a little thought two, reaching out for a yard after taking an inch intention, this special could not be justified. 但想想刚刚才把人家从长辈的位置上拉下来,接着就叫弟妹,好像有点得一想二,得寸进尺的意图,这特么的也说不过去啊。 Even oneself this pass/test cannot pass, idle talk others!? 连自己这关都过不去,遑论他人！？ Therefore temporarily raises, changed a statement the sister-in-law...... 于是临时提了一下,改口成了嫂子…… Also must continue: „...... cough cough coughs, right, Brother Zuo and sister-in-law, naturally were still his grandparent, our theories various, rivers and lakes chaotic generation, as a result of circumstance.” 还要继续说下去:“……咳咳咳,对,左兄和嫂子,自然仍是他的爷爷奶奶,咱们各论各的,江湖乱辈,因缘际会。” „This right, completely has not conflicted, without conflict.” “这没错,全然没有冲突,没有冲突。” Monster Sovereign Di Jun waves both hands, strengthens the oneself words with the hand signal the persuasive power, explained strongly: „He here is Yaqiong, is old seventh, is Xiaoxiao/little...... does not have the problem in that side!” 妖皇帝俊挥舞双手,用手势来增强自己话语的说服力,竭力解释:“他在这边是雅琼,是老七,在那边是小小……没毛病！” „Yaqiong is Monster Clan Seventh Crown Prince, Xiaoxiao/little is the Star Soul successor, this is not a matter, cannot be a person. This saying said, did not have the problem.” Monster Sovereign pats the thigh. “雅琼是妖族七太子,小小是星魂接班人,这不是一回事,不能算是一个人了。这话这么说,更加没毛病了。”妖皇一拍大腿。 Zuo Changlu and Eastern Sovereign one by one face is too serious: „Yes, without problem!” 左长路与东皇太一一脸严肃:“是的,没毛病！” „A conflict does not have.” “一点冲突也没有。” Another side, Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian dumbfounded looks that these three facial skin are thick such as the old fogy in city wall turning point flatter mutually, blows bathes in fresh air, with meticulous care. 另一边,左小多和左小念目瞪口呆的看着这三个脸皮已经是厚如城墙拐弯处的老家伙互相吹捧,吹得如沐春风,丝丝入扣。 Hears the status of oneself couple by various arrangements, oneself they do not have as the qualifications that the direct litigant even spoke unexpectedly. 听到自己两口子的身份被各种安排,自己两人作为直接当事人居然是连说话的资格都没有。 Another side, Xi and are covering the face with Wu Yuting, the feeling did not have the face to see the person in abundance...... 另一边,羲和与吴雨婷捂着脸,纷纷感觉是没脸见人了…… This said...... the remote that group of men who 46 do not pass mutually to flatter in that side, each other explained things, obstinately entire did not have the problem! 这说得四六不通的……偏僻那一群男人在那边互相吹捧,彼此分说,愣是整的没毛病了！ Is just like three people to discuss the math. 就好比三个人在一起讨论数学。 Said: One plus one is equal to nine! Doesn't this have the problem? 一个说:一加一等于九！这没毛病吧？ Moreover two simultaneous approval: Without the problem, this does not have the problem, one plus one to be equal to nine, the problem of where coming!! 另外两个同声赞同:没毛病,这没毛病,一加一本来就等于九,哪里来的毛病！！ Xi and embarrassed because of Monster Sovereign Di Jun, for this name issue, has almost been at a loss, lost face too, moreover suppresses others rank forcefully, the determination does really not big said/tunnel......, but does not suppress really not good...... 羲和困窘是因为妖皇帝俊,为了这个称呼问题,几乎已经乱了方寸,太丢人了,而且强行打压人家辈分,自觉做的实在不大地道……但不打压真不行…… But intertwining of Wu Yuting, had several taste respectively very much. 而吴雨婷的纠结,就很有几分别的滋味了。 Because she thought of the oneself family. 因为她想到了自己的家庭。 Zuo Changlu and Lei Changtian are sworn brothers, Zuo Changlu are boss. 左长路与泪长天是结拜兄弟,左长路是老大。 But oneself as the Lei Changtian daughter, married Zuo Changlu, oneself father's boss. 而自己身为泪长天的女儿,嫁给了左长路,自己老爹的老大。 Therefore Zuo Changlu called Lei Changtian for the second child, sometimes also called the father-in-law. 于是左长路称呼泪长天为老二,有时候也称岳父。 However Lei Changtian is actually unshakeable called Zuo Changlu boss, has not called a son-in-law......, because did not dare. 但是泪长天却是雷打不动的叫左长路老大,从来就没叫过一句女婿……因为不敢。 In other words oneself was short a generation, because actually shifted the blame the person to be proposed one generation. 换句话说自己本来矮一辈,却因为所嫁非人而被生生的提了一辈。 This is also only oneself one generation of issues. 这还只是自己一代的问题。 After having the son daughter, was more chaotic. 有了儿子女儿之后,更乱了。 Son, since the son is also a son-in-law ; Daughter, since the daughter is also a wife. 儿子呢,既是儿子也是女婿;女儿呢,既是女儿也是媳妇。 Trades oneself, then is not only mother -in-law is also a mother-in-law, Zuo Changlu, concurs the father-in-law and father-in-law dual identities similarly. 换到自己,则既是婆婆也是丈母娘,左长路呢,同样身兼公公、老丈人双重身份。 This. 这也就罢了。 Who lets the daughter who oneself adopts, married the oneself biological son, since Fei Shui has not flowed the bystander field, the following fragmentariness, must be resigned to accept! 谁让自己收养的女儿,就嫁给了自己的亲生儿子呢,肥水既然没流外人田,后续的零碎,就得甘心领受！ Later grandparent grandfather grandmother, we were a shoulder are also taking on. 以后爷爷奶奶外公外婆,咱们也是一肩担着了。 By the present...... 到了现在…… Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were raised one generation by Mr. and Mrs. Monster Sovereign ruthlessly: Monster Sovereign censures the worth to discuss the junction with the Zuo Xiaoduo Zuo Xiaonian person of the same generation, but Monster Sovereign and Mr. and Mrs. oneself , the person of the same generation discussed hands over all of a sudden, this that the son rubbed with oneself generation of? 左小多和左小念被妖皇夫妇狠狠地提了一辈:妖皇自贬身价跟左小多左小念平辈论交,但是妖皇和自己夫妇,也平辈论交儿子蹭的一下子,这就跟自己一辈儿了？ Was your Monster Sovereign Di Jun your operation, wish makes my son see me to shout a sister-in-law? 你妖皇帝俊你这番操作,是不是想要让我儿子见了我喊一声嫂子啊？ Wu Yuting felt that oneself soon wants to break the head, is actually more wants to be chaotic, even more does not think clearly. 吴雨婷感觉自己即将想破了脑袋,却是越想越是混乱,愈发的想不明白。 oneself on four people of considering everything, how rank does is so chaotic? 自己就一家满打满算的四口人,怎么辈分儿搞的这么乱呢？ Moreover is that type...... thinks quite a while to think not clear that chaotic! 而且是那种……想半天都想不明白的那种乱！ Has saying that this matter really burns the brain. 不得不说,这事儿是真的烧脑。 If also directs the oneself father, my father asked my husband boss, my son to call my sister-in-law, that said that Little Doggyda and his grandfather can also the brothers be symmetric? 要是把自己老爸也引进来,我老子叫我丈夫老大,我儿子叫我嫂子,那这么说小狗哒与他外公也可以兄弟相称？ This compared with mess also chaotic...... 这岂不是比乱麻还乱…… Un, if father that is never proper, cannot look on the bright side of thing draws the Xiaoduo little friend to swear brotherhood hardly, performance a moment ago that historical records of long rumor, my God...... 嗯,要是老爹那个老不正经,一个想不开硬拉着小多的小伙伴结拜,是不是就上演刚才长路说的那个掌故了,我的天哪…… Some Creation God expressed that this relations could not clear off, forces to establish the following people very tacit no longer asks the rank issue. 某创世神表示这关系理不清了,强制设定接下来众人很默契的不再提辈分问题。 Then the people really no longer asked the rank issue! 然后众人就真的不再提辈分问题了！ Since this matter walked, established a capital city overall, to avoid awkwardly, later avoids meeting as far as possible and that's the end. 此事既然生生走了下来,全盘定鼎了下来,为了避免尴尬,以后尽量避免见面就是了。 Thinks carefully, this can have anything at the worst, so long as I want to avoid you intentionally, then after today respectively, I can guarantee that your whole life cannot see me! 仔细想想,这又能有啥大不了的,只要我存心想要躲开你,那么今天分别之后我能保证你这辈子都见不到我！ Further thinks again, we to avoid meeting each other awkward, avoided Monster Clan and Human Race peak met with, will only fear the friction between Monster Clan Human Race therefore small Xu Duo/many, even if will multiply the event, should still turn big problems into small ones and small ones into no problems at to the full, 再进一步想想,咱们为了避免见面的彼此尴尬,就是避免了妖族与人族的顶峰会面,只怕妖族人族之间的摩擦都会因此小了许多,即便滋生事件,也会最大限度大事化小,小事化了, The heart ties goes, Monster Sovereign Monster Empress arranges the banquet, Eastern Sovereign is invited along, everyone drinks, is eight people presents. 心结既去,妖皇妖后摆下宴席,东皇作陪,大家喝一顿,正好是八个人在座。 Monster Sovereign Di Jun, Eastern Sovereign too one, Monster Empress Xi, Zuo Changlu, Wu Yuting, Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian, Xiaoxiao/little, parenthesis: Seventh Crown Prince Yaqiong. 妖皇帝俊,东皇太一,妖后羲和,左长路,吴雨婷,左小多,左小念,小小,括号:七太子雅琼。 But is responsible for turning circle the tea but actually liquor, no longer is Zuo Xiaoduo, is one's turn presents everyone's younger generation, Xiaoxiao/little. 而负责转着圈儿盏茶倒酒的,不再是左小多,轮到在场所有人的晚辈,小小。 Everyone raised generation, on Xiaoxiao/little has not raised. 所有人都提了辈儿,就小小的没提。 Xiaoxiao/little carries the wine pot is arriving at side Zuo Xiaoduo the time, spoke haltingly several, suddenly does not know unexpectedly how to open the mouth to call. 小小端着酒壶走到左小多身边的时候,嗫嚅了几下,一时间竟不知道如何开口招呼。 After all present he had restored the memory, sane re-steaming, the mind also re-steams, no longer was that ignorant small Three Legged Golden Crow, naturally knows, calling Zuo Xiaoduo unable to call mother again...... 毕竟现在的他已经恢复了记忆,理智回笼,头脑也回笼,不再是那头懵懵懂懂的小三足金乌了,自然知道,叫左小多不能再叫妈妈了…… But meanwhile changed a statement to call the father...... also too to be seemingly sudden suddenly, too desirably! 但此际突然改口叫爸爸……貌似也太突然,太刻意了呢！ Zuo Xiaoduo flips the eyelid saying: „How to call mother?” 左小多翻翻眼皮道:“怎么不叫妈妈？” Solemn Seventh Crown Prince, by a few words noisy big red painted-face, nearly covered the face to escape. 堂堂七太子,被一句话闹个大红脸,险些掩面而逃。 Monster Sovereign Eastern Sovereign Zuo Changlu and other, is suddenly the laughter is shocking, awkward atmosphere that before survived, nothing left. 妖皇东皇左长路等一愣之下,却是突然间笑声震天,之前残存的尴尬氛围,荡然无存。 Zuo Changlu warm sound said: „Grew up, was sensible, must change a statement to call the father. Where has to call the male mother's truth.” 左长路温声道:“长大了,懂事了,就得改口叫爸爸了。哪有叫男的妈妈的道理。” Xiaoxiao/little feels relieved, quickly changed a statement. 小小如释重负,急忙改口。 Zuo Xiaoduo full mouth complies, with was called Zuo Xiaonian that a mother reddened all over the face to drink one glass of liquor simultaneously, very sigh with emotion say/way: „Was not easy, becomes so many year of mothers not easily, the sincerity...... to cough, the taste was marvelous, when the father and mother discussed that when made a younger brother to come out to you again.” 左小多满口答应,与被叫了一声妈妈满脸通红的左小念同时喝了一杯酒,很是感慨的道:“不容易,当了这么多年妈妈,真心不易……咳,滋味奇妙,等爸爸和妈妈商量一下,啥时候再给你弄个弟弟出来。” ............ ………… 【Zuo Family this rank makes perspiration me ; How god knows to write like this...... this author is really the talent......】 【左家这个辈分把我弄得一头汗;天知道咋就写成这样儿了……这个作者真是天才啊……】