UPOH :: Volume #4

#110: The rank is a major problem


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„Did memory restore?!” “记忆恢复了?!” Heard that the beloved son remembers has restored, Monster Empress rude, stood unconsciously fiercely, even under the place the chair belt/bring turned, actually cannot attend. 听说爱子记忆已然恢复,妖后不觉失态,猛地站了起来,连座下椅子都带翻了,却也顾不上。 In the eye pupil only has the anticipation: His present person where?” 眼眸中唯有期待:“他现在人在哪里?” Here.” “就在这里。” Zuo Xiaoduo sighed: Here!” 左小多叹口气:“就在这里啊!” Was saying then opened Emptiness Extinguishing Tower, immediately one group of Raging Fire flushed, circled in in the air one, changed to a 17-18 years old young men who made the black clothes black robe appearance. 说着便打开了灭空塔,随即一团烈火冲了出来,在空中一个盘旋,化作了一名做黑衣黑袍打扮的十七八岁的青年男子。 The young men stature is tall, the appearance is handsome, among the actions, is brimming with one share from inside to outside beyond description noble graceful. 那青年男子身材颀长,面目英俊,举动间,由里而外洋溢着一股子难以形容的高贵优雅。 That is the inherent imperial family clear expensive/noble air/Qi. 那是与生俱来的皇室清贵之气。 Although young, but that type rules the world, shines the big thousand graceful imposing manners, already from faint formation. 虽然年少,但那种君临天下,普照大千的雍容气势,已自隐隐成型。 Actually was not initial Monster Clan Seventh Crown Prince, Yaqiong, some who! 却不是当初的妖族七太子,雅琼,又有何人! At this moment, a face excited looks at Monster Sovereign and Monster Empress, in both eyes, the tears tumble finally slowly. 此刻,正一脸激动的看着妖皇妖后,两眼中,泪水终于缓缓滚落。 Imperial Father, Royal Mother, child...... came back.” 父皇,母后,孩儿……回来了。” Xiaoxiao/little passes kneels on the ground. 小小噗通跪在地上。 Small seven!” The Monster Sovereign whole body shivers. “小七!”妖皇浑身颤抖。 Fine jade!” A Monster Empress scream, the quick steps rush always doing nothing but, the son closely will hug in the bosom. “琼儿!”妖后一声尖叫,竟自疾步冲了上去,将久违的儿子紧紧地抱在怀里。 Closes the eye, tumbling that whatever the tears brush. 闭上眼睛,任由眼泪刷刷的滚落。 She holds such tight, for fear that oneself lets go, the son disappeared, disappears! 她是抱得如此之紧,生怕自己一松手,儿子就又消失了,不见了! By Monster Empress this apex mighty figure, the antiquity powerhouse, this cried also to continue unexpectedly for dozen minutes, still could not control. 妖后这种绝顶大能,上古强者,这一哭竟也持续了十几分钟,犹自控制不住。 Wu Yuting looks at the heart acid, gives birth to the heart of sympathize. 吴雨婷看得心头酸酸的,生出感同身受之心。 Turned head to look at Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian, saw only these two fellows, a Zuo Xiaoduo face visits others to cry stupidly, the Zuo Xiaonian eye socket was red, obviously was quite affected...... 扭头看了看左小多左小念,只见这俩家伙,左小多一脸呆头呆脑的看着人家哭,左小念眼圈通红,显然颇为感动…… ...... 只是…… Both of you, what kind of feelings, were inferior for so many that mother can feel again eventually...... 你们俩啊,再如何的感触,终究不如一个为人母者才能感受到的那么多…… Pitiful world parental love......” Zuo Changlu sighed in a soft voice. “可怜天下父母心啊……”左长路轻声一叹。 The teardrops that in the Monster Sovereign Di Jun circulate the cultivation evaporation eye will soon drop, make forcefully gracefully free, the expression that does not care about, smiles bitterly: Zitong was rude, making the honored guest be laughed.” 妖皇帝俊运功蒸发眼中即将滴落的泪珠,强行作出雍容自若,并不甚在意的表情,苦笑一声:“梓潼失态,让贵客见笑了。” True feelings reveal, what to come being laughed at said.” “真情流露,何来见笑之说。” Please...... please use the liquor.” Monster Sovereign carries one cup of tea, calm natural invitation. “请……请用酒。”妖皇端起一杯茶,从容大方邀请。 Big brother, this is the tea.” Eastern Sovereign coughs. “大哥,这是茶。”东皇咳嗽一声。 Go away!” Monster Sovereign becomes angry out of shame: I said that this is the liquor, is the liquor! Are you questioning this Sovereign Our authority?” “滚!”妖皇恼羞成怒:“我说这是酒,就是酒!你是在质疑本皇朕的权威吗?” Good......” “好勒……” Eastern Sovereign waves, the tea on table changed into the liquor, the smile said: Big brother said is the liquor, must be the liquor! Even if the big brother said that this is the urine, I can still change to you......” 东皇一挥手,桌上的茶就换成了酒,微笑道:“大哥说是酒,就必须是酒!就算大哥说这个是尿,我也能给你变……” Go away!” “滚!” Monster Sovereign previous rolls, but drinks lightly, this rolls, seems is bolt from the blue is ordinary, makes a sound in the people heart. 妖皇前一声滚,只是轻喝,这一声滚,却好似是晴天霹雳一般,响在众人心头。 Elder brother appeases anger! I had changed into the liquor to you......” “兄长息怒!我已经给你换成了酒……” I...... kill you!” “我……打死你!” Monster Sovereign rubbish, seizes Eastern Sovereign to beat without consulting anybody, is becoming flushed a face, embarrassed, one one, the circumstance hence, before being doomed the losing face person, that depending on punching the way of this fellow, vented. 妖皇再不废话,径自揪住东皇拳打脚踢,涨红着一张脸,窘迫至极,一就就一就了,情势至此,注定丢丑人前,那就藉着揍这家伙的途径,发泄一番。 Good as sincere as the meat, hits Eastern Sovereign left staggers ten zhang (3.33 m), the right staggers ten zhang (3.33 m), behind staggers ten zhang (3.33 m)...... 好一通拳拳到肉,将东皇打得左边踉跄十丈,右边踉跄十丈,后面再踉跄十丈…… The good long time to pass, this is exhales. 好半晌过去,这才算是出了一口气。 But after such a noisy, Monster Sovereign mood, subsided finally truly, redundant sovereign is calm, still odd/surplus Fen has not actually disappeared, stared Eastern Sovereign one ruthlessly: Really makes one laugh! Your that several hundred cycle cultivation, where cultivation arrived!” 而经过这么一闹,妖皇的情绪,也总算是真正的平息了下来,重复皇者沉稳,却犹自余愤未消,狠狠地瞪了东皇一眼:“真是让人笑话!你那几百元会修炼,都修炼到什么地方去了!” Hehe......” “嘿嘿……” In a twinkling, by the good repair, to have degenerated into pig Eastern Sovereign that a moment ago swells the face becomes affectedly virtuous, takes the lead to take a seat in the table sits drinks, the manner is calm, before facial features also such as, general handsome graceful, all actions are such passing clouds and flowing water, dominates, seems has made several thousand times several hundred adeptness that. 霎时间,被刚才好一通修理,原本已经沦为猪头肿脸的东皇又重新变得道貌岸然、率先落座在桌边坐着喝酒,举止从容,面容还如前一般的英俊优雅,一切举动都是那么的行云流水,熟极而流,好似做过几百次几千次的那么娴熟。 Monster Sovereign gets angry in a low voice: How you did not urge Xi and......” 妖皇低声怒道:“你咋不去劝劝羲和……” Eastern Sovereign shows the whites of the eyes, said: „Don't you go? She pressed so many years mood, this time you did not make her cry a happiness, the consequence you know......, or my urged, in any case consequence your lost/carrying......” 东皇翻个白眼,道:“你咋不去呢?她心里压了这么多年的情绪,这一次你不让她哭个痛快,后果你知道……要不我这就去劝劝,反正后果你负……” Suppressed...... don't......” “憋了……别……” Monster Sovereign waves the hand again and again: Makes her cry...... who not to urge......” 妖皇连连摇手:“让她哭吧……谁也别劝……” Turns the head again to Zuo Changlu, two sovereign completely duplicate/restores calm natural, simultaneously heaves a deep sigh: Was laughed at...... the woman emotion, is frail......” 转头再对左长路,两位皇者尽复从容潇洒,齐齐摇头叹息:“见笑了……女人情感,就是脆弱……” The Zuo Changlu whole family nearly must smile to make noise. 左长路一家人险些要笑出声来。 This vented the way of mood to Monster Clan sovereign, unexpectedly was like the Zuo Xiaoduo insufficient brigade? 这对妖族皇者发泄情绪的方式,居然与左小多的不够大队一样? Therefore people here low voice conversation, but Monster Empress and Xiaoxiao/little in another side low careful speech exchange, once for a while also sobs two. 于是众人在这边小声交谈,而妖后小小在另一边低低细细的说话交流,时不时的还抽噎两声。 Saw the mood divulges the similar time, Wu Yuting then sets out to go to that side to comfort. 眼看着情绪宣泄得差不多的时候,吴雨婷这才起身去那边去安慰一下。 Xiaoxiao/little sees Wu Yuting to come, originally also in him of sobbing, the custom of instinct called one: Paternal grandmother came.” 小小见到吴雨婷过来,原本还在哽咽的他,本能的习惯的叫了一声:“奶奶来了。” Paternal grandmother...... 奶奶…… Xi and sad mood stops instantaneously, the brain is flickering the time production blank condition unexpectedly. 羲和的悲伤情绪瞬间停止,大脑竟在瞬时间生成空白状态。 Wu Yuting that just walked seemed by heavenly thunder is also hit the top of the head loudly, only thought that had a dizzy spell scared witless . 刚走来的吴雨婷也好似被天雷轰然击中头顶,只觉得头晕目眩、魂不守舍。 Brain in this flash, step Monster Empress footsteps, blank! 大脑在这一瞬间,也步了妖后的后尘,空白了! Paternal grandmother! 奶奶! Rank issue! 辈分问题! Has appeared, but after Wu Yuting Zuo Changlu one and Monster Sovereign gathered together, performs name issue that made every effort to keep secret to evade the subject, rank issue...... 早已出现,只是在吴雨婷左长路一家与妖皇一家聚首之后,尽都讳莫如深避而不谈的称呼问题,辈分问题…… After Xiaoxiao/little this sudden throat called, is unable again the swivel! 小小这一突如其来的嗓子叫出来之后,再也无从转圜了! Monster Sovereign is staring, cannot maintain sovereign to be calm obstinately, looks fierce, the toothache same is twisting the face. 妖皇瞪着眼睛,愣是保持不住皇者沉稳,龇牙咧嘴,牙疼一样扭曲着脸。 Eastern Sovereign is shows the whites of the eyes to look at the day, looks down, grasps the oneself wine glass to study finally, earnest dedication of research, among heaven and earth, other anything cannot hear could not see the appearance. 东皇则是翻起白眼看天,又低下头看地,终于抓起自己的酒杯研究起来,研究的认真专注,天地之间,别的啥也听不到看不到了的模样。 Monster Empress Xi and pair of slender white hands, long time did not say, shivered without consulting anybody slightly. 妖后羲和一双纤纤玉手,半晌不言,径自轻微颤抖了起来。 No matter you were what antiquity mighty figure, no matter you high cultivation base, flamboyant status, but your son, beautiful mouth called others the paternal grandmother! 甭管你是什么上古大能,甭管你多高的修为,多牛逼的身份,但是你儿子,红口白牙的叫别人奶奶! This is the iron same fact beyond question! 这就是铁一样的不争事实! Actually wants to come is also, mother of one's savior, what did not ask the paternal grandmother actually to call!? 其实想来也是,再生父母的母亲,不叫奶奶却又要叫什么!? Fact that the matter that this cannot change in any event, must face! 这本就是无论如何都改变不了的事情,同时也是必须要面对的事实! Xiaoxiao/little / Yaqiong also discovered obviously, oneself unintentional a few words, directed current huge awkward, but he does not know how should handle, immediately was scared, ignorant however at the scene. 小小/雅琼显然也发现了,自己有意无意间的一句话,引出来了当前的巨大尴尬,但他也不知道该如何处置,登时傻眼,懵然当场。 Scratches the head, a face stupidly turning the head looks to Zuo Xiaoduo, the meaning is obvious, mama, you must come out to clean up the aftermath. 挠挠头,一脸傻相的转头看向左小多,意思再明显不过,麻麻啊,你得出来收拾残局啊。 This is the convention, in the past Xiaoxiao/little annoyed anything to trouble, particularly he in the principle, will not seek help from Zuo Xiaoduo with this appearance, basic hundred tried the lark, Xiaoduo acts, is well with everything! 这是惯例,以往小小惹出什么麻烦,尤其是他不在理的时候,就会用这幅模样向左小多求助,基本百试百灵,小多出手,万事大吉! Although has restored to remember, but so many years dependences have become the inertia...... 虽然已经恢复记忆,但这么多年的依赖已经成了惯性…… Zuo Xiaoduo saw with own eyes that turns into the human form youngster Xiaoxiao/little / monster Imperial Crown Prince Yaqiong to make this by the retail small appearance, is the whole face ignorant however. 左小多眼见化成人形的少年小小/妖皇太子雅琼做出这幅以小卖小的模样,亦是满脸懵然。 Looks for me, looking for me is useful. 找我,找我有啥用。 Therefore scratches the head, turns the head to look at Zuo Changlu, the intention similarly but obviously, the father, you must go out to clean up the aftermath! 于是挠挠头,转头看着左长路,意图同样明显不过,老爸啊,您得出去收拾残局啊! Xiaoxiao/little: „......” 小小:“……” He has not really thought, the past experience, almost became the experience of custom, is unexpectedly useless! 他是真没想到,以往的经验,几乎成了习惯的经验,竟然没用! He obviously is practice makes something natural, neglected the present situation. 他显然是习惯成自然,忽略了现状。 In the past he caused trouble, all locations in Emptiness Extinguishing Tower, but object who provoked, nothing more than was Sovereign Wa Sword Little White Little Wine Yan Shisi wait/etc, Zuo Xiaoduo as the lord of Emptiness Extinguishing Tower, numerous small mama of besides Sovereign Wa Sword, as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced, stricted certainly enforcement of orders and bans. 以往他闯祸的时候,所有的发生地点都是在灭空塔内部,而招惹的对象,不外就是娲皇剑小白小酒烟十四等等,左小多身为灭空塔之主,除了娲皇剑之外众小的麻麻,当然是言出法随,令行禁止。 Then is Sovereign Wa Sword also mumbles two at most, moreover demanded resources, all completely turned big problems into small ones and small ones into no problems at all, but today is what situation, what circumstances, depending on trivial Zuo Xiaoduo, that some that big efforts...... can only say, Xiaoxiao/little / Yaqiong too custom, when Xiaoxiao/little, extremely overestimated his mama! 便是娲皇剑顶多也就是嘟囔两句,另外索要一点资源,一切尽都大事化小,小事化了,可今天是什么场合,什么境遇,凭区区左小多,那有那么大的力度……只能说,小小/雅琼实在太习惯当小小,太过高估了他的麻麻 The present situation, this backer is unreliable. 现在的情况,这个靠山已经靠不住了。 A Zuo Changlu face forced smile, actually also can only brace oneself to explain things: This, this...... hehe, ha, today Monster Sovereign your majesty family reunion, is the huge good deed, some minor details, do not need to care......” 左长路一脸苦笑,却也只能硬着头皮出来分说:“这个,这个……呵呵呵,哈哈哈,今天妖皇陛下一家团圆,乃是天大的好事,一些个细枝末节,不必在意……” Words technique thing, can relax obstinately the not possible moderate aspect 话术这玩意,就是能将不可能缓和的局面愣是缓和下来 Monster Sovereign toothache general is looking fierce, expression all sorts of strange and unusual looks at Zuo Changlu, the eye almost wrinkles in the nose, hissing saying: Good good...... meddlesome good deed, huge good matter...... hehe hehe......” 妖皇牙疼一般的龇牙咧嘴着,表情千奇百怪的看着左长路,眼睛几乎皱进了鼻子里,嘶嘶的说道:“不错不错……好事好事,天大的好事儿……呵呵呵呵……” Eastern Sovereign continues to study the wine glass. 东皇继续研究酒杯。 As if in the wine glass, is combining the eternity rise and fall, 12,000 worth research. 似乎酒杯上,混杂着千古兴亡,万二分的值得研究。 Crosses again after long time, Zuo Changlu smiles bitterly again: This matter is also as a result of circumstance, the children are less sophisticated, does not know the weight...... the fact that although creates accidentally, actually also accomplished the present so the reality that is hard to face......” 再过半晌之后,左长路再度苦笑一声:“这事儿亦是因缘际会,孩子们少不更事,不知轻重……虽然是无意中造成的事实,却也造就了眼下这般难以面对的现实……” Zuo Changlu said that while sighed. 左长路一边说一边叹气。 Monster Sovereign listens while to sigh. 妖皇则是一边听一边叹气。 Wu Yuting and Monster Empress think have not heard, in fact actually sets upright the ear to wait for listening. 吴雨婷妖后装着没听见,实际上却是竖着耳朵等着听。 In Zuo Changlu heart clear, wish makes Monster Sovereign Monster Empress approve this relations truly, called Aunt oneself uncle, that was impossible, returned fantasy story compared with fantasy story. 左长路心中清清楚楚,想要让妖皇妖后真正认可这个关系,叫自己伯父伯母,那绝不可能,比天方夜谭还天方夜谭。 This cause, is letting Monster Sovereign Monster Empress and Zuo Xiaoduo person of the same generation intersects, these two mighty figure hold one's nose also to recognize, but speaking of oneself two people baseless was high their couple generation, that is the matter that is definitely hopeless. 就着这段因缘,让妖皇妖后左小多平辈相交,这两位大能者捏着鼻子还能认下,但说到自己两人凭空高了他们两口子一辈,那是肯定没戏的事情。 Gets angry at the scene is also possible. 当场翻脸也不无可能。 But in fact, this matter is Monster Sovereign is not only willing to recognize, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting two people also do not dare. 而事实上,此事不仅仅是妖皇不肯认,左长路吴雨婷两人同样不敢。 Even if Monster Sovereign recognized, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting still do not dare to comply. 甚至就算妖皇认了,左长路吴雨婷也仍旧是不敢答应的。 Once complies, oneself on all of a sudden and Dao Ancestor Demon Ancestor peer, even also wants the high first half generation compared with Three Purities Saint! 一旦答应下来,自己就一下子和道祖魔祖同辈,甚至比三清圣人还要高上半辈! Do this you dare to comply? 这你敢答应? This involves the major problems of entire Great Desolate antiquity all powerhouse ranks, big event! 这可是牵扯到了整个洪荒上古所有强者辈分的大问题,大事件! Asked that one day sees Primordial Beginning Heavenly Venerable, Zuo Changlu dares to call one big brother to be good brazenly? 试问有一天见到元始天尊,左长路敢不敢厚着脸皮叫一声‘大兄好’? Really dares to do, but jade empty hanger-on broad to become Zi and the others can rip him while still alive! 真敢这么干,只是玉虚门下广成子等人就能活活的撕了他! Pondering over, Monster Sovereign is unwillying to do, Zuo Changlu does not dare. 思前想后,妖皇是抵死不从,左长路也是万万不敢。 The two sides similar thoughts, naturally communicate are easier. 两边同样的心思,自然沟通更易。 Zuo Changlu and Monster Sovereign look in the eyes, simultaneously sends out one skewer of awkward lengths to smile. 左长路妖皇四目相对,同时发出一串尴尬的长笑。 cough cough, hahahaha......” 咳咳,哈哈哈哈……” Snort, hehehe......” “咳哼咳哼,嘿嘿嘿……” This......” “这个……” This......” “这个……” You first said.” “你先说。” You first reached an agreement.” “你先说好了。” No, you first said.” “不,还是你先说。” Monster Sovereign is not willing first to speak, the attitude is exceptionally firm. 妖皇不肯先说话,态度异常坚决。 I special the present am short generation, I first said that a yarn said. 我特么现在矮着一辈儿呢,我先说个毛线啊说。
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