„Ten tons?!” “十吨？!” Uncle Nan carried the hand of liquor to stop all of a sudden in in the air, was unbending. 南叔叔端着酒的手一下子停在了空中,僵直了。 A pair of eyes bead, has almost not stared to protrude! 一双眼珠子,也差点没瞪得凸出来！ That extravagant face, is becomes snow white snow white, pallid pallid. 那一张阔脸,更是变得雪白雪白的,煞白煞白。 „!!!” “！！！” Ten tons? 十吨？ I wondered very much the sister-in-law, these words that I spoke, where do you listen to ten tons these two characters? 我就很纳闷了嫂子,就我说的这句话,您到底是从哪儿听出来十吨这俩字的？ This mentioned from where! 这从何说起啊！ But this saying, is actually solid does not dare to say. 但这话,却是实实在在的不敢说出口。 Finally can only stiff turns the neck to turn the head to look at Zuo Changlu. 最终只能僵硬的扭着脖子转头去看左长路。 Your wives like this, you such helplessly is taking a look, no matter manages? 你媳妇都这样了,你就这么眼睁睁的瞅着,不管管的么？ Zuo Changlu severe looks at Wu Yuting, knits the brows saying: „Ting'er, your is inappropriate, does a opens the mouth take 15 tons, where Little Nan on to raise suddenly? If by some chance Little Nan opened the mouth to reject, you can be awkward?” 左长路严厉的看着吴雨婷,皱眉说道:“婷儿,你这太不合适了,一张口就要十五吨,小南一时间上哪筹措去？万一小南开口拒绝了,你得多尴尬啊？” The Uncle Nan complexion defeated by the visible speed ash. 南叔叔脸色以肉眼可见的速度灰败了下来。 Looks at this full table food and wine, felt suddenly the food does not know the taste, thorough, from head to tail did not have the appetite. 看着这满桌的酒菜,突然间感觉食不知味,彻彻底底,彻头彻尾的没有了食欲。 If we had known this, the bastard has this food! 早知道这样,王八蛋才来吃这顿饭呢！ Originally rumor real, no one can make Zuo Changlu treat. 原来传言是真的,没有人能让左长路请客。 Once were treated, that is tremendous dangers and difficulties walks a regulation, presses out the bone to attract the marrow to have the wood to have?! 一旦被请客,那就是刀山火海走一程,榨骨吸髓有木有？！ On table 1 time silent. 桌上一时间寂静了下来。 Long time listens to Zuo Changlu to say leisurely: „Little Nan, Brothers, should not be awkward, all things have Elder Brother Zuo to take responsibility for you. Your sister-in-law person does not know the courtesy, the lion big opens the mouth, dashed you, should not be offended......” 半晌才听左长路悠悠道:“小南啊,兄弟,千万不要为难,万事有左哥为你做主。你嫂子这人不识礼数,狮子大张口,冲撞了你,你千万别见怪哦……” The Uncle Nan complexion was whiter, the eyeball fights the callus general motionless staring wine glass, bringing the weeping voice saying: „Where words Elder Brother Zuo spoke, a Thousand Illusions Gold small gift, how felt embarrassed, this, not awkward...... was not awkward, but was the fine rain...... right, fine rain......” 南叔叔的脸色更白了,眼珠子斗鸡眼一般一动不动的凝视酒杯,带着哭腔说道:“左哥说得哪里话来,一点千幻金不过小意思,怎么就为难了呢,这,不为难……一点都不为难,不过是毛毛雨……对,毛毛雨而已……” Zuo Xiaonian and Zuo Xiaoduo two people age was still after all shallow, the story is not abundant, does not know that Thousand Illusions Gold is anything, but curious listens to look. 左小念与左小多两人毕竟年岁尚浅,阅历不丰,都不知道千幻金是什么物事,只是好奇的听着看着。 Sees only Uncle Nan to put out space ring, in the sound is mixing with some meaning of entreaty: „Sister-in-law, my...... entire...... only then eight tons...... you were first receiving, I will come next time again, certainly delivers the insufficient part specially. Don't you regard as?” 只见南叔叔拿出一枚空间戒指,声音中夹杂着些许哀求的意味:“嫂子,我这……整个……就只有八吨了……您先收着,我下次再来,一定专门送过来不足的部分。您看成不？” „Only...... has...... eight...... the ton......?” “只……有……八……吨……啊？” Wu Yuting smiles is rebuking saying: „I was playing a moment ago in other words, you look at you, but also took seriously, receives to receive quickly, what this makes? You come is a guest, came is the huge favor, this did the sister-in-law with blackmailing you resembles, awkward, too awkward......” 吴雨婷微笑着嗔怪道:“我刚才就是说着玩的,你看你,还当真了,快收回去收回去,这是做什么？你远来是客,来了就是天大的人情了,这搞得嫂子跟讹诈你似的,尴尬,太尴尬了……” Speed that Uncle Nan is less than to bury head in the sand by the thunderclap, pulls out space ring, said: „Actually the Thousand Illusions Gold quality of material is too soft, the physical appearance is sole, here also eight tons Heavenly Shaman Copper, these two can mix the utilization, builds the weapon to have the reality of tamper force with mercy, is the perfect match, just right.” 南叔叔以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃的速度,又掏出来一枚空间戒指,道:“其实千幻金质地太软,品相更是单一,我这里还有八吨的天巫铜,这两者可以混着运用,打造兵器兼得刚柔并济之实,正是珠联璧合,恰到好处。” Wu Yuting smiles lightly, lowers the head to clamp the vegetable/dish. 吴雨婷淡淡一笑,低下头夹菜。 „I use Heavenly Shaman Copper, arrived at......” the Uncle Nan eager say/way: „Arrived...... arrived at eight...... seven?...... Six...... five...... four...... three?...... Ton Thousand Illusions Gold?” “我用天巫铜,抵了……”南叔叔眼巴巴的道:“抵了……抵八……七？……六……五……四……三？……吨千幻金？” Zuo Changlu impatient waving, said: „Among brothers, how more saying that more looks on as an outsider! Couldn't eight tons have arrived at one ton? Ting'er, your cannot go too far! Come, drinks.” 左长路不耐烦的挥挥手,道:“兄弟之间,怎么越说越见外呢！八吨难道还抵不了一吨么？婷儿,你这不能太过分啊！来,喝酒喝酒。” Uncle Nan nods such as mashes up garlic: „Right, right, arrives at one ton!” 南叔叔点头如捣蒜:“对,对,抵一吨！” Wu Yuting smiles gently, said: „Your Elder Brother Zuo this temperament is getting bigger and bigger, daily teaches me, I was fearful he, yeah, your sister-in-law I the position in this family/home was more and more low, few worked as the words my words personally, yeah, blue thin, shiitake mushroom.” 吴雨婷温柔笑了笑,道:“你左哥这脾气越来越大,天天训我,我可怕他了,哎,你嫂子我在这家里的地位是越来越低了,都没几个人把我的话当话了,哎,蓝瘦,香菇。” On the Uncle Nan forehead brushes sweats, a hollow laugh, does not know suddenly should say anything is good. 南叔叔额头上刷刷的冒出汗来,一阵干笑,一时间不知道该说啥才好。 Wu Yuting putting out a hand leisurely, receives that two space ring lightly, said spookily: „My this does not have the cultivation base average person, can look at anything, making your Elder Brother Zuo have a look well, do not give.” 吴雨婷款款的伸出手,翩然接过来那两枚空间戒指,幽幽道:“我这一没有修为的普通人,能看出来什么,让你左哥看看就好,别给多了。” Uncle Nan is grinning, whole person thorough was stiff. 南叔叔咧着嘴,整个人彻底的僵硬了。 Zuo Changlu meets, seemingly examined, said: „In this also has some Star Soul Jade, hurries to leap. Aren't this many? This is inappropriate.” 左长路接过去,貌似查看了一下,道:“这里面还有一些个星魂玉呢,赶紧都腾出来。这不多了么？这不合适。” „Does not need...... niece cultivation to use to the nephew, small gift.” Uncle Nan hollow laugh. “不用了……给侄儿侄女修炼用了,小意思。”南叔叔干笑。 „That lived by you, your two little rascal has not given you Uncle Nan to propose a toast.” “那就生受你了,你们两个小鬼还不给你南叔叔敬酒。” Zuo Changlu said seriously: „Xiaonian Xiaoduo, hurries, hurries well thank you Uncle Nan, your Uncle Nan is very fierce, entire south is his world, big rich and powerful people who it can be said that our Flame Martial Empire ranks among the best. These things, is your Uncle Nan is natural, does not pay attention, changes into me, fails to buy the iron unable to take.” 左长路严肃道:“小念小多,赶紧的,赶紧好好谢谢你南叔叔,你南叔叔很厉害的,整个南方都是他的天下,可以说是咱们炎武帝国数一数二的大富豪呢。这些东西,也就是你南叔叔大方,不放在眼里,换成咱家,砸锅买铁都拿不出来。” Under the buttocks of Uncle Nan settled the nail probably, wiggles forward, intermittent smiling: „Hehe, hehe......” 南叔叔的屁股下面好像是安了钉子,扭来扭去,一阵阵的笑:“呵呵,呵呵……” „Little Nan, eats the vegetable/dish to eat the vegetable/dish.” “小南,吃菜吃菜。” „Thanks the sister-in-law.” “谢谢嫂子。” „Meal that Little Nan, the sister-in-law makes, delicious?” “小南啊,嫂子做的菜,好吃吗？” „Delicious, delicious, was too delicious!” “好吃,好吃,太好吃了！” „Also wants to eat?” “还想不想吃？” „Does not think...... not, I meant, I thought! Really wants to eat daily!” “不想……不,我是说,我太想了！真想天天都吃！” „, That this time keeps several days, I do to you daily, not troublesome......” “哦,那这次就多留几天,我天天都给你做,不麻烦的……” „Not.” “不了不了。” Uncle Nan complexion one positive, said apologetically: „Elder Brother Zuo, Sister-in-law, was really I got up am several years old age, forgot an important matter unexpectedly, I feared to must to say goodbye tomorrow morning...... really am embarrassed. I now this memory, was really more and more useless.” 南叔叔脸色一正,歉然道:“左哥,嫂子,实在是我上了几岁年纪,竟然忘了一件大事,我恐怕明天早晨就得要告辞了……实在是不好意思。我现在这记性,真是越来越不中用了。” Wu Yuting gawked staring: „But your niece nephew that cultivation technique has not learned......” 吴雨婷愣了愣:“可是你侄女侄儿那功法还没学会啊……” „I handle to them tonight.” “我今天晚上就给他俩搞定。” Uncle Nan frank smiling of: „Is the minor matter, the minor matter.” 南叔叔爽朗的笑了笑:“都是小事,小事而已。” „Tomorrow will walk?” Zuo Xiaoduo somewhat worried, immediately stands: „Uncle Nan, you may probably keep several days ten million/countless , I have the matter, wanted to say with you.” “明天就走？”左小多有些着急了,立即站起来:“南叔叔,您可千万要多留几天,还有,我有事情,想要和您说说。” Came such big experts or the parents friend rarely, can solve the Niannian Cat matter while convenient? 难得来了这么一个大高手还是爸妈朋友,能不能顺带就将念念猫的事儿解决了？ Walks? That? 走？那怎么可以？ Uncle Nan wipes away sweat ; „Little Unnecessary... the uncle really has the matter...... next time, next time.” 南叔叔一个劲儿擦汗;“小多余…叔叔真有事……下次,下次。” „But I......” Zuo Xiaoduo was anxious. Knits the brows to think the expression, how should say? “可是我……”左小多焦急了。皱眉想着措辞,应该怎么说呢？ Wu Yuting said apologetically: „How this saying said that making you go to the expense , is such pain, really embarrassed? You really must walk such sharply, that large cart Star Soul Stone fund that you draw what to do, definitely cannot take early tomorrow morning, must owe you, is inappropriate. Also, Xiaoduo did not hate you...... to might as well stay for several days.” 吴雨婷歉然道:“这话怎么说的,让你这么破费,又这么辛劳,实在是不好意思？你真要走得这么急,你拉来的那一大车星魂石的款子怎么办,明天一早是肯定拿不出来的,岂不是还要欠着你的,太不合适了。再说,小多这么舍不得你……不如多住几天。” Uncle Nan laughs: „Among our brothers, I with Elder Brother Zuo, anything relate, haha...... this minor matter, the minor matter, is not worth mentioning.” 南叔叔大笑:“咱们兄弟之间,我跟左哥,啥关系,哈哈……这都小事,小事,不值一提。” „Good, can only the time that waits for you to deliver goods next time, we in one time clearing up accounts, have waited for me to go to the kitchen at that time again personally, entertains you well.” “那好吧,只能等你下次送货过来的时候,咱们在一次过清账,等那时我再亲自下厨,好好招待你。” A Wu Yuting very regrettable appearance. 吴雨婷一副很遗憾的样子。 „Aiya, my memory, how gave to forget this grade of important matter.” “哎呀,我这记性,怎么把这等大事都给忘了呢。” Uncle Nan sincere say/way: „I since July since is to go to that side Shaman Clan continent to enter inventory, this goes, at least also 2-3...... 45 years of possibility needs 89 years to come back, next time will make Dongfang/east come. Dongfang/east, ha, you are riper, hahahaha.” 南叔叔正色道:“我打从七月起,是要去巫族大陆那边进点货的,这一去,起码也得2-3……四五年可能要八九年才能回来,下次还是让东方来吧。东方,哈哈哈,你们更熟,哈哈哈哈。” „Insufficient part Thousand Illusions Gold, lets Dongfang/east one and takes.” “不足部分的千幻金,也都让东方一并捎过来。” Uncle Nan is saying, while smiles, complexion unexpectedly gentle many. 南叔叔一边说着,一边笑,脸色居然和缓了不少。 Dongfang/east, do not blame the brothers is not loyal, who made you offend me to come in the past! 东方,别怪兄弟不讲义气,谁让你当年得罪我来着！ Then, really did not have other matter, Uncle Nan and Zuo Changlu raised glass to hobnob, the atmosphere restored to the initial harmony. 接下来,就真的没有别的事儿了,南叔叔与左长路举杯共饮,气氛恢复到最初的融洽。 Finally, guests and hosts having a good time. 终于,宾主尽欢。 Un, should be guests and hosts having a good time! 嗯,应该算是宾主尽欢把！ „Little Nan, the evening wants to be laborious now you. You look in the living room, is in the balcony? What risk does this doing abhiseka have?” Wu Yuting said. “小南啊,今晚上要辛苦你了。你看在客厅,还是在阳台？这灌顶有啥风险吗？”吴雨婷道。 „Has any risk, the living room on the line!” “有啥风险,客厅就行！” Uncle Nan frank say/way: „It is estimated that the sister-in-law and Elder Brother Zuo both of you drink the time of cup of tea, me finished up.” 南叔叔爽朗的道:“估计嫂子和左哥你们俩喝杯茶的功夫,我这边就完事了。” „Good.” “好。” „Uncle Nan......” Zuo Xiaoduo is struggling: „I really had the matter and you said.” “南叔叔……”左小多挣扎着:“我真有事儿和您说。” „Few idle talk, filled to withstand/top said again.” Uncle Nan suspended the posture Zuo Xiaoduo neatly and quickly forcefully. “少废话,灌完顶再说。”南叔叔三下五除二就将左小多强行摆好了姿势。 In the hand takes gear-driven jade slip, pays no attention to struggling of Zuo Xiaoduo, a palm of the hand claps, Zuo Xiaoduo dizzy, then Uncle Nan directly on barbaric start. 手中拿着传功玉简,不理左小多的挣扎,一巴掌拍下去,左小多一晕,然后南叔叔直接就野蛮的开始了。 Cracks a joke, do you have the matter? 开玩笑,你还有事？ You had the matter father direct light buttocks to walk again...... 你再有事老子直接光屁股走好了…… After a double-hour . 一个时辰之后。 Zuo Xiaonian and Zuo Xiaoduo simultaneously lethargic sleep in the past, that two gear-driven jade slip, has changed to the powder. 左小念与左小多齐齐昏睡了过去,那两块传功玉简,也早已经化作粉末。 Uncle Nan sweat, after thinking, steals a glance has a look at Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting does not seem to given full expression, therefore bends down, patted on the Zuo Xiaonian shoulder, then patted on the Zuo Xiaoduo shoulder, stands up: „Elder Brother Zuo, Sister-in-law, the little brother good fortune does not fail in one's mission! The gear-driven finished.” 南叔叔一头大汗,想了想之后,偷眼看看左长路与吴雨婷似乎意犹未尽,于是俯下身子,在左小念肩膀上拍了一下,然后又在左小多肩膀上拍了一下,站起身:“左哥,嫂子,小弟幸不辱命！传功完毕。” „good work. Drinks water.” Wu Yuting then smiled. “辛苦了。喝口水。”吴雨婷这才笑了起来。 „Not.” “不了不了。” Uncle Nan declines again and again: „Elder Brother Zuo, Sister-in-law, my walked. Early tomorrow morning, did not come and elder brothers and his wives says good-bye before leaving.” 南叔叔连连推辞:“左哥,嫂子,我这就走了。明天一早,就不来和哥嫂辞行了啊。” „How does that become? This, wanted to live in one late at night.” “那怎么成？这都后半夜了,怎么也要在家住一宿啊。” „Not...... no no not......” “不……不不不不……” Uncle Nan declines again and again: „I really have the important matter......, Elder Brother, Sister-in-law, I walked, do not deliver do not deliver...... ha, leaves politely......” 南叔叔连连推辞:“我是真的有要紧事……真的,哥,嫂子,我走了,勿送勿送……哈哈哈哈哈,别客气……” In the frank laughter, Uncle Nan walked finally. 爽朗笑声中,南叔叔终于走了。 ...... …… At that night. 当天夜里。 The Phoenix City guard felt that oneself saw the alien. 凤凰城守卫感觉自己见到了外星人。 „Hi, do you know? Before dawn 12 o'clock about, I noticed probably over a hundred meters heavy truck flies in the space, but also flies express......” “嗨,你知道么？凌晨一两点钟左右,我好像看到一辆上百米的重卡在天上飞,还飞得特别快……” „Can your he drink many? Over a hundred meters does heavy truck fly in the space? Also express?” “你他么得喝多了吧？上百米重卡在天上飞？还特别快？” „Really, I pledged! I really saw!” “真的,我发誓！我真看到了！” „Sends your younger sister! You had a fever to burn muddled you!” “发你妹！你发烧烧糊涂了吧你！” „, I can swear an oath, I really look real, under that heavy truck also has a person, seems like that person to carry heavy truck to fly in the space......” “是真的,我可以赌咒,我看得真真的,那重卡下面还有个人,似乎是那个人扛着重卡在天上飞……” „He , tui!” “he,tui！” „One side rolls, the fool believes you!” “滚一边去,傻逼才相信你！” „Really funny, this person intelligence confused to what situation, saw that a person carries over a hundred meters heavy truck to fly in the space, but also flies express, hehe...... the present young people, arrange the lie, crosses the brain......” “真好笑,这人得神智错乱到什么地步,才看到一个人扛着上百米重卡在天上飞,还飞得特别快,呵呵……现在的年轻人,编谎话,都不过过脑子……” ...... …… Zuo Family. 左家。 „Little Nan this time really scared, the words that must drive, want the dawn, unexpectedly at the same night carried heavy truck to run...... you this time to frighten unbearably him......” “小南这次是真的吓坏了,要开车走的话,怎么也要天亮,居然连夜扛着重卡跑了……你这次把他吓得够呛……” „Is you who I frighten frightens? Snort.” “到底是我吓的还是你吓的？哼。” ...... …… That night, Phoenix City had a big case! 这天晚上,凤凰城发生了一件大案子！ Big of case, shocking, entire Phoenix City vibrated! 案子之大,骇人听闻,整个凤凰城都震动了！ Has controlled the Phoenix City underground influence Azure Dragon Gang, in this in the evening, was eradicated! 一直把控凤凰城地下势力的青龙帮,就在这一晚上,被连根拔起！ Gang Lord Zheng Daqian with four big diamond eight big Protector also more than ten Branch Lord, main branch all gang member, dies a violent death hand/subordinate all! 帮主郑大前与手下四大金刚八大护法还有十几位舵主,还有总舵的所有帮众,尽数死于非命！ The total number of people, achieved the terrifying more than 400 people! 总人数,达到了恐怖的四百多人！ Basically, Azure Dragon Gang all high levels, caught the whole lot in a dragnet! 基本上,青龙帮所有高层,被一网打尽！ Very early in the morning early morning, entire Phoenix City is whooping, City Guard Residence, Phoenix City Governor Residence, Inspection Bureau, Star Shield Bureau, everyone completely starts busily. 一大早晨,整个凤凰城都在议论纷纷,城卫府,凤凰城总督府,稽查局,星盾局,上上下下所有人尽都开始忙碌。 More than 700 martial artist were previously killed. 先前七百多武者被杀。 Then altogether, erupted the Army Destruction matter a few days after during the daytime, in the evening unexpectedly the big factions exterminated an entire family! 这才一共没几天啊,白天爆发了破军的事,晚上居然又有一个大帮派被灭门！ The spacing time was too near, was too crowded! 间距时间太近了,太密集了！ Governor Wan Pingyuan felt that the oneself head was big! 总督万平原感觉自己脑袋都大了！ Three days! 三天啊！ Three days of time died more than 1000 martial artist! 三天时间死了一千多个武者！ This is the huge accident! 这可是天大的事故！ That side Second High just started, the entire energy threw...... 二中那边才刚刚开始,全部精力都投过去了啊…… Especially this Azure Dragon Gang, whom was this offends? This special died neatly. 尤其是这青龙帮,这是得罪谁了啊？这特么死得太整齐了一些吧。 ...... …… ............ …………