UPOH :: Volume #1

#73: This food is not delicious


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Father.” Zuo Xiaonian initiative clever greeting. “爸。”左小念主动的乖巧招呼。 Un, Xiaonian, this is your Uncle Nan ; Brothers, this is my family daughter, Zuo Xiaonian, you called Little Nian'er on the line.” “嗯,小念,这是你南叔叔;兄弟,这是我家女儿,左小念,你叫小念儿就行。” Uncle Nan is good.” 南叔叔好。” Zuo Xiaonian acts with constraint, but shy actually completely obviously graceful, shouted the person cleverly. 左小念矜持而羞涩却又尽显落落大方,乖巧叫人。 Elder Brother Zuo...... I may really envy you.” Under Uncle Nan as far as the eye can see, was shocked directly. Saw that Zuo Xiaoduo that will also only stop in envies Zuo Changlu very much, now sees Zuo Xiaonian again, that does not stop in envying, but was some envy. 左哥……我可真是羡慕你了。”南叔叔触目所及之下,直接惊呆了。看到左小多那会还仅止于很羡慕左长路,如今再看到左小念,那就不止于羡慕,而是有些嫉妒了。 Old Zuo, how you have the good fortune, having a son is so outstanding, your daughter is never expected that more outstanding, your is not right, was too irritant, envies the envy to hate.” 老左,你咋这么有福气呢,生个儿子已经那么优秀了,没想到你女儿更优秀,你这可不对啊,太招人恨了,羡慕嫉妒恨。” Zuo Xiaoduo in kitchen air/Qi straight sticks out one's tongue. 左小多在厨房气的直吐舌头。 When did you see Niannian Cat to be outstanding? Looked at one? On the first impression? 你啥时候见念念猫优秀了?就看了一眼?就一个第一印象吗? Are you regard women as superior to men? 你这是重女轻男好么? Does not know that now advocates the equality of the sexes?! 不知道现在提倡男女平等吗?! If you saw that she was paralyzed a moment ago the welldoing of same lying down sofa, will also say? 你们要是见到她刚才瘫痪了一样躺倒沙发的德行,还会这么说么? ...... Is more outstanding! 还……更优秀! Snort! 哼! The men are big pig's feet! 男人都是大猪蹄子! Old man particularly! 老男人尤其是! Sit down Zuo Changlu and Uncle Nan to the sofa on, Zuo Xiaonian very clever collects, makes tea, pours tea, serves tea...... 左长路南叔叔到沙发上坐下,左小念很是乖巧的凑过来,泡茶,斟茶,端茶…… Solemn of that manner, in addition is delicately shy , annoys the small expression that the person loves tenderly, what end has a beautiful face, simple and beautiful difficult word. 那神态之端庄,再加上羞涩、柔弱、惹人怜爱的小表情,端的是眉目如画,清丽难言。 Uncle Nan more and more likes, said: Xiaonian, you looked that here Uncle Nan just came...... also no thing, delivers you a bead to treat as the gift on first meeting. Haha.” 南叔叔越来越是喜欢,道:“小念啊,你看南叔叔刚来这边……身上也没啥好东西,就送你一颗珠子当作见面礼吧。哈哈。” Was saying then pulls out a bead that sends out the exotic fragrance, said: Is this bead, wanted me saying that you can the present take ; At your present age, under clothing/taking this Face Setting Bead, is the conjunction.” 说着便掏出来一颗散发异香的珠子,道:“就是这颗珠子,要我说,你可以现在就服下去的;以你现在的年岁,服下这颗定颜珠,也算是契合的。” Face Setting Bead? Unexpectedly is Face Setting Bead?” The eye of Zuo Xiaonian shone all of a sudden. 定颜珠?竟是定颜珠?”左小念的眼睛一下子亮了起来。 Face Setting Bead, as the name suggests, can guarantee the appearance not old rare treasure ; In the legend, Face Setting Bead, can make under the clothing/taking the person of this bead, maintained under the clothing/taking at that time appearance ten thousand years of! 定颜珠,顾名思义,就是能保容颜不老的异宝;传说中,一颗定颜珠,可以令到服下这颗珠子的人,维系服下当时容颜万年之久! In other words , is live forever and never grow old. 换言之,就是长生不老 Regarding the woman, this is live forever and never grow old, the wonder drug of lasting youthfulness! 对于女人来说,这就是长生不老,青春永驻的神药! Zuo Xiaonian almost subconscious must open to take orally, but the bead delivers to the mouth actually to stop, thinks, some do not abandon gives Zuo Changlu the medicine. 左小念几乎下意识的就要张口服下去,但珠子都送到嘴边却又停住,想了想,有些不舍的将药递给左长路 Does?” Zuo Changlu stares. “干嘛?”左长路瞪眼。 Waits for evening's times to mother, you give her happily, she.” The Zuo Xiaonian low voice injunction said. “等晚上的时候给妈妈,你给她,她最开心。”左小念小声嘱咐道。 What is I gives her, she happiest, your mother has no need for this thing.” Zuo Changlu is putting on a serious face: Your Uncle Nan gives you are your, under hurrying clothing/taking.” “什么叫我给她,她最开心,你妈用不着这玩意。”左长路板着脸:“你南叔叔给你的就是你的,赶紧服下。” Zuo Xiaonian considered for quite a while, puts out a jade box to place inside, said: I wait for two years...... to eat again.” 左小念斟酌了半天,拿出一个玉盒子放在里面,道:“我还是等过两年……再吃。” Uncle Nan laughs: Intelligent!” 南叔叔哈哈大笑:“聪明!” Zuo Xiaonian this year 19, although stature growth has been better than the ordinary young girl a lot, at this time under the clothing/taking agrees certainly with, but the facial features slightly somewhat are eventually immature, has not been considered as when the appearance is most abundant. 左小念今年十九,虽然身材发育的已经比普通少女要好得多了,此时服下当然契合,但面容终究稍有些稚嫩,还不算是容颜最盛之时。 The woman happiest age, is not always is 17-18 years old of young girl period, but is among 20 to 25 years old. 女人最美好的年龄,从来都不是少女时期的17-18岁,而是20岁到25岁之间。 The Zuo Xiaonian thoughts are very simple, when she will also know how things stand oneself to be most beautiful very much, therefore, she will want, when that best to take this Face Setting Pill, will maintain the peak appearance entire life! 左小念心思很简单,她也很有数自己会在什么时候最为美丽,所以,她想要在那个最好的时候才服用这颗定颜丹,一生保持巅峰容颜! Yo, Nan Xiaoxiong...... Little Nan came.” Wu Yuting carries a fish to walk. “哟,南小熊……小南来了。”吴雨婷端着一盘鱼走来。 Nan Xiaoxiong? 南小熊 Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian two people almost laughter during a performance, diligently stretched with whole body cultivation base, has not smiled to make noise. 左小多左小念两人差点笑场,努力的用全身修为绷住了,才没笑出声。 Cannot think that the overwhelming power such as deity Uncle Nan, has such a fun name unexpectedly. 想不到威猛如天神的南叔叔,居然有个这么好玩的名字。 However thinks that the parents like giving person of the character of taking the nickname, two people felt, this name big probability not real. 不过想到老爸老妈喜欢给人取外号的性格,两人都觉得,这名字大概率不是真的。 On the Uncle Nan face the muscle twitches, immediately stood respectfully, stands straightly, tall such as he, the head sways crash-bang one that the hanging lamp withstand/top: Sister-in-law is good!” 南叔叔脸上肌肉抽搐一下,随即恭恭敬敬站了起来,站得笔直,身材高大如他,脑袋将吊灯顶的哗啦啦一阵摇晃:“嫂子好!” Good, good, sits quickly. In the oneself family/home, where uses that constrained.” “好,好,快坐。自己家里,哪里用那么拘束。” Wu Yuting smiles, puts down the vegetable/dish, then immediately returned the kitchen to go, Uncle Nan relaxes, sat. 吴雨婷笑了笑,将菜放下,然后立即转回厨房去了,南叔叔才松了口气,一屁股坐下来。 Before the speech voice is obvious, small Xu Duo/many. 只是说话声音明显之前小了许多 Elder Brother Zuo, the sister-in-law was really more and more pretty.” Uncle Nan is thinking highly. 左哥,嫂子真是越来越漂亮了。”南叔叔在恭维。 Also does not know that is the father horse buttocks or the mother horse buttocks of racket. 也不知道是拍的老爸马屁还是老妈马屁。 After the moment . 片刻后。 Enough 12 vegetables/dishes, performed displayed the table, early warm good good wine, carried, the fragrance overflowed. 足足十二个菜,尽都摆上了桌子,还有早早温好的美酒,也都端了上来,香气四溢。 Uncle Nan insisted that and other Wu Yuting eat together, drags the present. 南叔叔坚持等吴雨婷一起吃,才拖到了现在。 Brothers do not see for a long time, come one.” “兄弟好久不见,来走一个。” Walks one again.” “再走一个。” Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian sat below head, the sister and brother two people looked at one relatively, obviously was felt this food ate somewhat strange. 左小多左小念坐在下首,姐弟二人相对看了一眼,显然是感觉到了这顿饭吃的有些诡异。 The strange place is extremely really obvious, each time Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting propose a toast, Uncle Nan will stand unrestrainedly, what view this is!? 诡异之处实在太过显而易见,每次左长路吴雨婷一敬酒,南叔叔就会情不自禁的站起来,这是个什么说法!? Polite? 客气? Was this also too but polite? 可是这也太客气了吧? Xiaoxiong/little bear......” 小熊啊……” Wu Yuting serving food with a smile, said ; Sits down, sits down the speech, the whole family eats meal, you stand to do, you are not tired, I may take a look tired. You come is not easy one time, let Xiaoduo and Xiaonian also respect your one cup.” 吴雨婷笑吟吟的布菜,道;“坐下坐下,坐下说话,一家人吃饭,你老站起来干嘛,你不累,我可瞅得累了。你来一次可不容易,让小多小念也敬你一杯吧。” The face of Uncle Nan, muttered immediately painstakingly: Respects me well............ I already...... 南叔叔的脸顿时就苦了下来,喃喃道:“敬我啊……啊……我已经……好。” Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian unclear its meaning, according to the word stands to propose a toast: Uncle Nan, welcome you to come, we respect your one cup, after welcome you, often/common to come.” 左小多左小念都不明其意,依言站起来敬酒:“南叔叔,欢迎您来,我们敬您一杯,欢迎您以后常来。” Good.” “好。” Uncle Nan raises head, one cup of liquor drink up. 南叔叔一仰头,一杯酒一口喝干。 Suddenly in the heart is similar to the rhizome of Chinese goldthread: often/common to come? Grandson often/common to come. 一时间心中如同黄莲:常来?孙子才常来呢。 Wu Yuting with a smile does not attend to Uncle Nan preventing, gives him on full one cup: Little Nan, you look at my one son and one daughter, how?” 吴雨婷笑吟吟的不顾南叔叔阻挡,又给他满上一杯:“小南,你看我这一子一女,如何?” Good! Good! The sincerity is good!” “好!好!真心是好!” Giving the thumbs-up that Uncle Nan is too busy: Sister-in-law you will really live! Fresh was wonderful!” 南叔叔忙不迭的竖起大拇指:“嫂子您真会生!生的妙极了!” This horse buttocks almost pats this embarrassed, the Zuo Xiaoduo sister and brother has not smiled to make noise. 这马屁拍得这个尬,左小多姐弟差点没笑出声来。 Wu Yuting sighed, being a long story of face, said: Now I am very disconsolate, this sister and brother two people in tandem took the cultivation path, I and your Elder Brother Zuo is two average people, now lacks the strength to truss up a chicken...... does not know that what cultivation technique is good, agrees with their sister and brother......” 吴雨婷叹了口气,一脸的一言难尽,道:“现在我真挺惆怅的,这姐弟二人一前一后都走上了修行道路,我和你左哥就是俩普通人,现在手无缚鸡之力……也不知道什么功法好,更契合他们姐弟……” The Uncle Nan complexion relaxes all of a sudden, looked like the bedding bag the death by hanging suspect of neck to hear the special amnesty, delighted say/way: I also think that anything, is not good point cultivation technique, here has!” 南叔叔的脸色一下子缓和下来,就像是已经被套了脖子的绞刑犯听到了特赦,欢喜的道:“我还以为什么事儿呢,不就是好一点的功法么,我这里就有!” Was saying starts to nudge from space ring, long time after long time, takes two blood red jade pendant, said: This Moon Whitesoul True Scripture very suitable female cultivation, my concept girl god clear bone show, outwardly refined and inwardly intelligent, the talent is superman, cultivation this cultivation technique most is twice the result with half the effort, complements each other, how does the sister-in-law you look?” 说着就开始从空间戒指里拨拉,良久良久后才拿出来两块血红色的玉佩,道:“这部月魄真经非常适合女子修炼,我观念丫头神清骨秀,秀外慧中,天赋更是超人,修炼功法最是事半功倍,相得益彰,嫂子你看如何?” Moon Whitesoul True Scripture?! 月魄真经?! Heard this reputation Zuo Xiaonian to shock opens mouth must unable to close up. 听到这个名头的左小念震惊得一张嘴都要合不拢了。 She may be different from Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaoduo meanwhile the duck listens to thunder Wusha the ghost, can feel that at most this cultivation technique seems to be good, but Zuo Xiaonian actually knows very much, this Moon Whitesoul True Scripture, was one already ultra cultivation technique of being lost years! 她可不同于左小多,左小多此际不过鸭子听雷雾煞煞,顶多也就能感觉到这功法似乎挺不错,可左小念却是很知道,这月魄真经,乃是一部早已经失传岁月的超品功法 It is said is before very long is very long, female cultivation Moon Whitesoul True Scripture has, oneself in the world still in next, later also use this cultivation technique as the cornerstone invincibly, constructed a world. 据说很久很久以前,有一位女子修炼月魄真经有成,自身无敌于天下犹在其次,之后还以此功法为基石,构建了一个世界。 Hands down, now moon of space is the world that female constructs! 相传,现在天上的月亮就是那女子构建的世界! Naturally, this is only a legend. 当然,这只是一个传说。 But Moon Whitesoul True Scripture is very fierce, is very extraordinary, extraordinary, actually can also be inferred. 月魄真经很厉害,很了不得,了不起,却也可见一斑。 This received blood-color jade pendant that gives me......” Zuo Xiaonian still some not to dare to believe that muttered: My present cultivation foundation method is Kunlun Daoism cultivation technique, doesn't this, conflict?” “这个给我……”左小念兀自有些不敢置信的接过血色玉佩,喃喃道:“我现在修行的根基法门乃是昆仑道门功法,这,不冲突吧?” Kunlun Daoism?” 昆仑道门?” Under Uncle Nan feels relieved, unexpectedly oneself carries the wine glass, gurgle drank one cup of liquor laughing careless words: Kunlun Daoism calculates that especially hot...... cough cough coughs the roar, I meant, Kunlun Daoism cultivation technique actually also calculates, but is also not as good compared with it Moon Whitesoul True Scripture, will definitely not conflict in any case and that's the end......” 南叔叔放心之下,居然自己端起酒杯,咕嘟喝了一杯酒哈哈大笑口不择言:“昆仑道门算特麻辣个……咳咳咳吼,我的意思是说,昆仑道门功法其实也还算可以,但比之月魄真经还要差一些,反正肯定不会冲突就是了……” Told only half that sees the Wu Yuting faint smile the vision, Uncle Nan immediately became elegant, but the elegant two characters, the sincerity did not build with his figure body and spirit, did not build. 说到一半看到吴雨婷似笑非笑的目光,南叔叔立即又变得文雅了起来,但文雅二字,真心跟他的身形体魄不搭,不搭的很。 As for this another, gives our son, oh, I laid the foundation in the past had not found appropriate cultivation technique, to making the foundation lacks, without the qualification practices this Burning Sun True Scripture, down to fell to my hand in many years, did not have the opportunity, now finally runs into the nephew, in the heart happy......” Uncle Nan said. “至于这另外一个,给咱儿子,唉,我当年打基础的时候没找到合适的功法,致令根基有缺,没本钱练这本炎阳真经,以至落到我手里好多年了,全无用武之地,如今终于遇到了侄儿,心中高兴……”南叔叔道。 Different from famous of Moon Whitesoul True Scripture, this Burning Sun True Scripture Zuo Xiaonian has not actually heard, but guessed should with the Moon Whitesoul True Scripture similar progression! 不同于月魄真经的闻名遐迩,这炎阳真经左小念却是没听说过,但猜测应该与月魄真经差不多的级数吧! You are first receiving.” “你俩先收着。” Uncle Nan said: Your father mothers are...... cough cough, is the average people, I must keep several days here, in the next two days will give you to do abhiseka cultivation technique, digesting was good.” 南叔叔道:“你爸妈都是……咳咳,都是普通人,我还要在这边留几天,明后天就给你俩灌顶功法,消化一下就好了。” Thanks Uncle Nan.” Sister and brother two people of hurried expressions of gratitude. “谢谢南叔叔。”姐弟二人急忙道谢。 This does abhiseka cultivation technique is not the average person can achieve, only if extremely intimate relations, such as masters and disciples, fathers and sons wait/etc. 这灌顶功法可不是一般人能做到的,除非极为亲近的关系,诸如师徒,父子等等。 Two sister and brother look one, saw the idea in opposite party eyes: This is Uncle Nan, unexpectedly a expert? 两姐弟对望一眼,都是看到了对方眼中的想法:这南叔叔,居然是个高手? Is parents pair of average person, the big experts the friend unexpectedly? 老爸老妈这一对普通人,居然有一个大高手做朋友? Moreover this big expert clearly is very respectable...... this to be somewhat inconceivable to the parents. 而且这位大高手分明对老爸老妈很是尊敬……这有些不可思议啊。 Wu Yuting say/way with a smile: This Xu Duo/many year does not see, Xiaoxiong/little bear is widely traveled, but making got down the big family property.” 吴雨婷笑吟吟的道:“这许多年不见,小熊走南闯北的,可是挣下了好大的家业啊。” Where where, but is lives hand to mouth to eat, where entered you two discernment, Sister-in-law, the sister-in-law invited, the little brother respected your one cup.” “哪里哪里,不过就是混口饭吃,哪里入得了您二位的法眼,嫂子,嫂子请,小弟敬您一杯。” Wu Yuting drinks, said: Has a matter, I also really am the headache.” 吴雨婷喝了酒,说道:“有件事,我也实在是头痛。” Uncle Nan somewhat is immediately restless, the complexion somewhat turns green, said: What matter can make the sister-in-law have a headache unexpectedly?” 南叔叔顿时有些坐立不安,脸色有些发青,道:“什么事居然能让嫂子头痛?” Wu Yuting sighed, said: Also is not the children debt, has not ended, now the son daughters practice martial arts, the school expense, the Star Soul Stone resources said fortunately, but I heard that in cultivation the person also needs the good material to build the weapon, me do not have the relations in this aspect.” 吴雨婷叹口气,道:“还不是儿女债,还不完么,现在儿子女儿都练武,学费,星魂石资源还好说,但我听说修行中人还需要上佳材料打造兵器,咱家也没有这方面的关系啊。” Uncle Nan relaxes, said: Hi, what issue is this? Wants the weapon not to say......” 南叔叔松口气,道:“嗨,这算啥问题?要兵器还不好说……” I said is not the weapon, is the material.” “我说的不是兵器,是材料。” Wu Yuting said: These two children are far from the stereotypia, natal weapon what is too early to say...... the present to take arranging the materials as suitably, Little Nan said that was?” 吴雨婷道:“这俩孩子离定型还远,本命兵器什么的言之尚早了……现在还是以备好材料为宜,小南说是不是?” The Uncle Nan facial skin twitched, said: Sister-in-law please feel relieved, when I walk, leaves behind the sufficient component to them Thousand Illusions Gold, making them independently consider to build at that time, how did you look?!” 南叔叔脸皮抽搐了一下,道:“嫂子请放心,等我走的时候,给他俩留下足够份量的千幻金,让他俩彼时自行斟酌打造,您看如何?!” Wu Yuting covers the small mouth to say with amazement: Ten tons? Where used so many, Xiaoxiong/little bear you were really polite, these two little rascal may really have the luck!” 吴雨婷掩着小嘴惊讶道:“十吨?哪里用得了那么多,小熊你真是太客气了,这俩小鬼可真是有福了!” ............ …………
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