UPOH :: Volume #1

#26: Respective one punches


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The Zuo Xiaonian complexion is pallid, the covering buttocks of instinct want to act like a spoiled brat: Mother......” sound is also soft glutinous and is miserable. 左小念脸色煞白,本能的捂住屁股想撒娇:“妈……”声音又软又糯又是楚楚可怜。 Lies!” “趴上去!” Wu Yuting remains unmoved. The complexion is cold, expression does not bring to change. 吴雨婷不为所动。脸色寒冷,眼神都不带变化一下的。 Zuo Xiaonian eye socket one red, actually does not dare to revolt, obedient lying on the bench, sobbed: Mother, your light point......” 左小念眼圈一红,却不敢反抗,乖乖的趴在长凳上,哽咽道:“妈,您轻点……” „!” “啪!” The disciplinary ruler had the wind sound/rumor to fall, fell on the abundant buttocks that very curled upwards. 戒尺带着风声落了下来,落在挺翘的丰臀上。 Zuo Xiaonian called out in alarm, bit the tooth, depressed the self- defense instinct of body with every effort, reached by her to spirit strength cultivation base of Grandmaster level, casual little counter-attack, possibly made the average person experience personally the heavy losses. 左小念一声惊叫,咬住了牙,尽力压下了身体的自我防御本能,以她臻至宗师层次的灵力修为,随便一点点的反扑,就可能令到普通人身受重创. Is moved, You Jiao is unsafe, disperses without consulting anybody all spirit strength, so the really unexpected wound to Wu Yuting, the bamboo clappers arrived at the meat again, Zuo Xiaonian may with the average person not different ache. 动念之间,尤觉不保险,径自将一身灵力尽数散掉,如此委实不虞伤到吴雨婷,竹板再到肉,左小念可就与普通人无异的疼痛了。 papapa......” 啪啪啪……” Wu Yuting unceasing wielding disciplinary ruler. 吴雨婷不断的挥动戒尺。 Zuo Xiaoduo is looking at the same time trembles, somewhat loves dearly, but also some like grieve for like, say/way of shivering: Mother, almost on good...... Elder Sister Niannian good pain appearance......” 左小多在一边看得瑟瑟发抖,既有些心疼,还有些兔死狐悲,颤抖的道:“妈,差不多就行了……念念姐好痛的样子……” Zuo Changlu smiles lightly: Also is really the sister and brother affectionate, making one change countenance, what a pity your mother with me was to actually be the evil person today......” 左长路淡淡笑了笑:“还真是姐弟情深,令人动容,可惜你妈跟我今天却是做定了恶人啊……” Finishes barely the words, his both hands hold a leather belt head respectively, one gathers toward the middle, then another, exudes clear sound immediately. 话音未落,他双手各执住皮带一头,往中间一合,然后又一拉,顿时发出啪的一声清脆的响声。 Zuo Xiaoduo the whole body trembles immediately. 左小多登时浑身一颤。 A Zuo Changlu leather shoes check, cancelled all of a sudden, the desolate eye that another bench brushed focused attention in Zuo Xiaoduo. 左长路皮鞋一勾,将另一条长凳刷的一下子勾了过来,冷森森的眼睛注目在左小多身上。 Zuo Xiaoduo does not have the least bit to hesitate, hesitates for one second not to have continually, lay directly, but also took advantage of opportunity to turn upwards the buttocks. 左小多没有半点迟疑,连犹豫一秒都没有,直接就趴了上去,还顺势翘起了屁股。 Assumes a standard taking a beating posture. 摆出来一个标准的挨揍姿势。 next moment. 下一刻 !...... 啪!啪啪…… A series of sounds, fall equally intensive resounding like the hail. 一连串的声音,如同冰雹落下来一样密集的响起。 Zuo Xiaoduo kills the pig same pitiful yell to resound through the skies. 左小多杀猪一样的惨叫响彻云霄。 You will also tell fortunes!” “你还会算命了!” You will also tell fortunes by physiognomy!” “你还会看相了!” Your how such big skill! You also learned deceiving people unexpectedly!” “你咋这么大本事!你居然还学会了骗人!” Cheats out of money!” “骗钱!” Your Martial Practitioner, you are really quite extraordinary!” “你武士了,你真是好了不起啊!” „......” “……” Long time after long time . 良久良久之后。 Two sides the sound stopped. 两边的啪啪声都停下了。 Zuo Xiaoduo in worn out moan, Zuo Xiaonian in weeping in a low voice. 左小多在有气无力的呻吟,左小念在低声的啜泣。 Which mistake knew?” This is the Wu Yuting sound is asking Zuo Xiaonian. “知道哪儿错了么?”这是吴雨婷的声音在问左小念 Knows.” “知道。” Why hits you?” “为啥打你?” I should not show off power mission......” “我不应该逞强出任务……” That was really knew, later hasn't dared?” “那是真知道了,以后还敢不?” Does not dare.” “不敢了。” Zuo Xiaonian instigates also quick. 左小念怂的也很快。 This really not strange Wu Yuting vitality/angry, martial artist breaks through Pill Origin Boundary generally, is in the life the major event, this during, raises dantian for fear that daily warm also insufficient, will not go out to meet mission absolutely, even if will compare notes still to suspend daily! 这真不怪吴雨婷生气,一般武者突破丹元境,乃是一生中头等大事,这个当口,天天温养丹田还唯恐不足,绝对不会出去接任务,即便是日常切磋也会暂停! Big sect or the big colleges, regarding arriving at the disciple of this crucial point stage, must always be confined to barracks, refuses, besides, does not permit because of anything influence mood, affects cultivation base. 宗门或者大院校,对于到了这个节骨眼阶段的弟子,向来是要禁足的,严禁其外出,更不允许因为任何事情影响情绪,影响修为 Once there is any accident, has any injured, possibly cut off the road of Grandmaster since then! That is the lifetime influence! 一旦有任何闪失,有任何受伤,都可能从此断绝了宗师之路!那是一生的影响! This crucial point, is really most essential! 这个节骨眼,委实是最最关键! Any accident, is the life-long regrettable matter. 任何一点闪失,都是终生憾事。 Zuo Xiaonian also meets mission at this time unexpectedly, Wu Yuting is not wild with rage must blame, but regarding these hit, Zuo Xiaonian oneself also knew to take the consequences for own actions, no wonder others. 左小念居然在这个时候还接任务,吴雨婷不气疯了才怪,而对于这一顿打,左小念自己也知道自作自受,怪不得别人。 Should hit. 着实该打。 Another side. 另一边。 You know why comes under attack?” “你知道为什么挨打吗?” Knows half.” “知道一半。” Un?” The Zuo Changlu brow twisted. “恩?”左长路眉头拧了起来。 I felt, I made a mistake, but I not completely wrong.” Has suffered hitting, the Zuo Xiaoduo instead brain sobered. “我觉得,我错了,但我又没完全错。”已经挨完了打,左小多反而脑筋清醒起来。 What bullshit you use to tell fortunes to tell fortunes by physiognomy to deceive people 10,000, shouldn't hit? Comes back also to trick I, shouldn't hit?” Zuo Changlu stares. “你用算命看相什么的屁话骗人一万块,难道还不该打?回来还忽悠我,难道不该打?”左长路瞪眼。 That has the reason, really has the reason.” “那是有原因的,真的有原因的。” Zuo Xiaoduo really felt oneself was unjust. 左小多是真的感觉自己被冤枉了。 Even to oneself beforehand instigation, feels inconceivable, right, I have not made the mistake, what am I afraid? I not only come under attack, but also was confiscated the pin money, whom do I ask to reason things out? 甚至对自己之前的怂,也感觉到不可思议,对啊,我没做错,我心虚什么?我不仅挨了打,还被没收了私房钱,我找谁说理去? I behave righteously, I caught the thief, I am the residential model. 我见义勇为,我抓了小偷,我是市民楷模啊。 Unexpectedly took a beating! Moreover before taking a beating, I fluster one batch, instigated one batch. 居然挨揍了!而且挨揍之前我慌得一批,怂的一批。 It is not good, my mentality has the issue. 不行,我心态有问题啊。 I really died undeserved. 我真的是冤枉死了啊。 Zuo Xiaonian is oneself seeking death, but I do not have...... 左小念自己作死,可是我没有啊…… Read and this, Zuo Xiaoduo hurried 1510 said the matter: „...... I do good, I am behave righteously......” 一念及此,左小多急忙一五一十将事情说了一遍:“……我是做了好事,我是见义勇为……” Zuo Xiaoduo has not paid attention. 左小多并没有注意。 He in telling, Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting unceasing is looking at the look of opposite party mutually. 他在诉说的时候,左长路吴雨婷不断的在互相看对方的眼神。 He has not paid attention, in oneself speaking of „the pink clothes young girl, pink wallet time, coming under attack Zuo Xiaonian stopped the pitiful yell suddenly, complexion, slowly somewhat changed. 他更没有注意,在自己说到“粉衣少女,粉色钱包”的时候,正在挨打的左小念突然停止了惨叫,脸色,慢慢的有些变了。 Zuo Xiaonian looking pensive, the look becomes very profound. 左小念若有所思,眼神变得很是幽深。 This, that also is really excusable.” “这样啊,那还真是情有可原。” Zuo Changlu hesitates the nod, immediately felt, oneself really made a mistake. Right behaves righteously to catch the thief, the flickering thief selects money to be perfectly justified, without compelling the thief nearby is looking for an ATM to compel taking the money to be good...... 左长路沉吟点头,顿时感觉,自己真打错了。对啊见义勇为抓小偷,忽悠小偷点钱天经地义啊,没有逼着小偷就近找个取款机逼着取钱就不错了吧…… Sees the father to acknowledge, Zuo Xiaoduo felt immediately oneself put in great inconvenience to the tears to come out: Is like this...... I behaves righteously, but I was also punched......” 见到老爹承认,左小多顿时感觉自己委屈得眼泪都要出来了:“就是这样子啊……我是见义勇为,可我还被揍……” „!” “啪!” Also is a leather belt. However this leather belt was lighter. 又是一皮带。不过这一皮带轻多了。 Zuo Xiaoduo lived all of a sudden, on the spot, incredible to see the father eyeful. 左小多一下子顿住了,愣在原地,满眼不可置信的看着老爹。 Zuo Changlu is leisure: Father is your father, even made a mistake you, do you also want to return?” 左长路慢条斯理:“老子是你爹,就算是打错了你,你是不是还要打回来啊?” Zuo Xiaoduo suffering does not dare to speak: Does not dare.” 左小多委屈的不敢说话了:“不敢。” „Can't that?” “那不就得了?” Zuo Changlu natural say/way: Was all right.” 左长路理所当然的道:“没事了。” Zuo Xiaoduo asked the heaven speechless. 左小多无语问苍天。 My this hits, white Ai? 难道我这顿打,白挨了? , In front of him comes out much a small bag. 啪一声,他面前多出来一个小袋子。 In this, is 50 low grade Star Soul Jade. card has 100,000. Tomorrow takes away to pay tuition.” “这里面,是五十颗下品星魂玉。卡里有十万块。明天拿去交学费。” Also, this is ten middle grade Star Soul Jade, you take daily cultivation, should enough you one month of consumption. However in order to insurance, you about 20 days time, looks for me again with ten, cultivation this matter, resources Duoduo/many benefits good, do not hate to use petty.” “还有,这是十块中品星魂玉,你拿着日常修炼,应该够你一个月的消耗了。不过保险起见,你二十天左右的时候,再来找我拿十块,修炼这个事,资源多多益善,不要小家子气舍不得用。” Zuo Xiaoduo was startled immediately! 左小多顿时惊了! Ten middle grade Star Soul Jade! Although Zuo Family oneself has the Star Soul Stone shop, but the middle grade Star Soul Jade price, Zuo Xiaoduo is knows that together at least tens of thousands! 十块中品星魂玉!虽然左家自己就有星魂石店,但是中品星魂玉的价格,左小多是知道的,一块就最少几万块! Moreover, the amount are extremely few. 而且,数额极少。 It is difficult to open. 很难开出来。 Opens several hundred Star Soul Stone, can present together middle grade, is very good. 开几百块星魂石,能出现一块中品,就已经算是很不错了。 The father is so unexpectedly natural today! 老爸今天居然这么大方! Before to Elder Sister Xiaonian, not such natural! 之前对小念姐,都没这么大方过! Zuo Changlu light say/way: „Those words, the matter of money, I am a household head, is solved by me. Both of you, only need to study well, cultivation well.” 左长路淡淡的道:“还是那句话,钱的事,我是一家之主,都由我来解决。你们俩,只需要好好的学习,好好的修炼。” Temporarily this family, has not needed both of you to support. When the day of the father really mixed motionless, took responsibility by your oneself again, remembers?” “暂时这个家庭,还不需要你们俩来支撑。等老子那天真混不动了,再由你们自己做主,记住了吗?” That anything, gives back to him his 5000 money pin money. This young miser accumulated 5000 money Zan ten years one point not to spend, cough cough, gave him to him.” “那啥,把他那五千块钱私房钱还给他吧。这个小守财奴攒五千块钱攒了十年一分没花,咳咳,给他吧给他吧。” Zuo Changlu confessed that Wu Yuting, turns around to go without consulting anybody, the speed entered the study room quickly directly. 左长路交代吴雨婷一声,径自转身而去,速度很快直接进了书房。 But Zuo Xiaoduo actually felt that suddenly is very at heart joyful. 左小多却突然感觉心里很快乐。 Because he felt the father walks somewhat is seemingly distressed. Very a meaning that falls the desolate to walk. 因为他感觉老爹走的貌似有些狼狈。很有一种落荒而走的意思。 Un, this definitely is felt that wrongly accused me, made a mistake me, actually could not lag behind the face to apologize with the oneself son. 恩,这肯定是感觉错怪我了,打错了我,却又拉不下面子跟自己儿子道歉。 Hehehe, the father, your walks a little said distressedly...... 嘿嘿嘿,老爸,你这走的可是有点狼狈的说啊…… Moreover 5000 dollars regain, simply is a super victory! 而且五千块钱失而复得,简直是一场超级胜利! Although somebody's buttocks still burning hurting, but in the mentality actually seemed like fought a successful battle! 某人的屁股虽然仍旧火辣辣的疼,但心态上却似乎是打了一场胜仗! The first time, saw that the father shows this grade of look in front of oneself. 平生第一次,见到老爸在自己面前露出这等神色。 Crispness on a character, if comes again ten hundred times, does not dislike many! 爽就一个字,直若再来十次百次,也不嫌多! Became Martial Practitioner, is flamboyant!” “成了武士,就是牛逼!” Zuo Xiaoduo is pleased with oneself, lights up with pleasure. Unexpectedly thought that the buttocks were not sore. 左小多沾沾自喜,喜笑颜开。居然觉得屁股都不怎么疼了。 ...... …… The sister and brother two people were both punched, but Zuo Xiaoduo looks at Zuo Xiaonian now, instead felt that the oneself superiority feeling is full, I was misunderstood, but the elder sister you really does, both have the difference of essence, doesn't the essence different know?!! 姐弟二人双双被揍,但现在左小多看着左小念,反而感觉自己优越感十足起来,我是被误会了,而姐姐你是真作,两者有本质的不同,本质不同知道不?!! Ha! Ha! Ha! 哈!哈!哈! This! 该! Let you do! 让你作! When Zuo Xiaoduo is darkly crisp, the thoughts of but also a little taking pleasure in others' misfortunes raise, after all since birth , the rare several times can take the advantage of big sister. 左小多在暗爽之余,还有一点幸灾乐祸的心思升起,毕竟有生以来,也少有几次能够占到老姐的便宜。 Father your bias!” Zuo Xiaonian cannot attend to the buttocks hurting, indignant holding up the head of face: In the past I went to school, your Star Soul Stone has not given me continually together, this unfair......” “爸你偏心!”左小念顾不得屁股疼,一脸的愤愤不平的昂起头:“当年我上学的时候,你可是连一块星魂石都没给我啊,这不公平……” The Zuo Changlu sound flutters from the study room: „Do you...... have a need for me giving?” 左长路的声音从书房飘出来:“你……还用得着我给?” Immediately no longer spoke. 随即就不再说话。 Zuo Xiaonian honk the mouth, no longer spoke. 左小念嘟起嘴,却不再说话了。 Zuo Changlu said right, the Zuo Xiaonian excellent talent just displays, not only all school expenses reduce completely, the school authorities also fixed quantity provides Star Soul Jade . Moreover the quality can exceed ordinary families' load degree by far. 左长路说的没错,左小念的过人天赋甫一表现,非但所有学费全部减免,校方还定额发放星魂玉,而且质量远远就能超过一般人家的负荷程度。 In this case, truly does not need the Zuo Changlu preparation. 这种情况下,确实是不需要左长路准备的。 Also, if prepares seriously, seemingly really...... could not have prepared. 再说,若是当真准备,貌似还真……准备不起。 ...... …… Wu Yuting entered the Zuo Changlu study room, the family status is closed suddenly. Zuo Xiaonian then covers the buttocks to stand from the bench, honk the mouth is looking at Zuo Xiaoduo, gets angry: Where your boy, has not hurried to hold in the room me, may love me!” 吴雨婷钻进了左长路的书房,门第一时间就被关了起来。左小念这才捂着屁股从长凳上站起来,嘟着嘴巴看着左小多,怒道:“你小子还愣在哪里,还不赶紧把我扶进房里去,可疼死我了!” Zuo Xiaoduo is relieving the pain in circulate the cultivation, gets angry: Parents entered the room, what attire but also installed, only needed circulate the cultivation to be all right thing, but must set the example, too false did not know, said again, under our mother can be willing the cruel methods to hit you? Artificial! Disgusting!” 左小多正在运功消除疼痛,怒道:“爸妈都进屋了,还装啥装,只需要一个运功就没事了的玩意,还要做样子,太假了知道不,再说了,咱妈能舍得下狠手打你?矫情!恶心!” Zuo Xiaonian happened simultaneously ashamed and resentfully, cannot attend to putting on airs, seizes Zuo Xiaoduo: Dares I to spit the dirty mouth with the elder sister, you come with me!” 左小念羞愤交加,顾不得装模作样,一把揪住左小多:“敢跟姐姐我吐脏口,你跟我来!” has hit the living room to vanish all of a sudden. 呼的一下子已经打客厅消失了。 ...... …… In study room. 书房中。 An anxiety of Wu Yuting face. 吴雨婷一脸的忧虑。 Zuo Changlu is the complexion is also dignified. 左长路也是脸色凝重空前。 Since enter the dao, that has done to plan in addition, must prepares some resources.” “既然已经入道,那就得另做打算了,须得多准备些资源。” Zuo Changlu sighed: Originally the sluggish dusk custom and light are glad to ramble, never expected that a Doggyda dynasty breaks through, breaking through cultivator...... this is compels me to breakneck makes money diligently.” 左长路叹口气道:“本来懒懒散散昏俗和光乐得逍遥,没想到狗哒一朝突破,突破成了修炼者……这是逼着我玩命努力赚钱呀。” Thinks that merry merry such difficult......” Zuo Changlu to be very disconsolate. “想快活快活这么难……”左长路很惆怅。 ............ …………
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