UPOH :: Volume #1

#25: Zuo Xiaoduo glee feast!


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I will really tell fortunes!” “我真的会算命!” Zuo Xiaoduo seeks livehood to be strong: Father! Biological father! You do not know, the son I obtained the inheritance of non- world, the huge affinity, can see through a destiny of person, I really can......” 左小多求生欲极强:“爸!亲爸!你是不知道啊,儿子我得到了不世的传承,天大的缘法,能看穿一个人的命运,我真的能……” Zuo Changlu said calmly: Said how many you did gain?” 左长路冷静道:“说,你赚了多少?” The Zuo Xiaoduo whole body shivers: One...... 1000......” 左小多浑身颤抖:“一……一千……” 1000, your little strongbox altogether only then 5000, gain 1000 today, but how did you say more than 10,000 a moment ago? You thought your father doesn't have the long brain? Can easily be cheated by you?” “一千,你的小金库一共就只有五千,今天赚了一千,可是刚才你怎么说有一万多?你是觉得你爸爸没长脑子?可以轻易被你哄骗?” Zuo Changlu roared, like fierce tiger's roar mountain forest, its potential startled day. 左长路一声咆哮,如同猛虎啸山林,其势惊天。 The eye that stares, wants to swallow at present the little rascal. 眼睛那一瞪,直欲吞噬眼前小鬼。 For many years under the power and influenced acquired over a long period, the Zuo Xiaoduo brain immediately a blank, to the eye that the old man is staring, instigation of instinct must compel, the small quail in cold wind same entertained truthfully: One...... 10,000......” 经年积威之下,左小多脑子登时一片空白,对着老头子瞪起来的眼睛,本能的怂得一逼,寒风中的小鹌鹑一样如实招待:“一……一万……” 10,000!” “一万!” Zuo Changlu sneers: Father this anything letter/believes for a lifetime, does not believe the swindler! The father this anything trade letter/believes for a lifetime, does not believe...... the father who told fortunes the people in the whole world to believe how not to actually believe you, Zuo Xiaoduo! Suffers to death, the melon instigated!” 左长路冷笑一声:“老子这一辈子什么都信,就是不信骗子!老子这一辈子什么行当都信,就是不信算命的……老子可以整个世界的人都相信,却怎么不会相信你,左小多!受死吧,瓜怂!” Brushes all of a sudden, leather belt entire pulled out! 刷的一下子,皮带整条的抽了出来! Zuo Xiaoduo calls out in alarm one, both hands holds the head, body routine curling up becomes a sphere, actually exposed the buttocks outside, the swayed of conditioned reflex the taking a beating posture, pitiful yelling: Selects aaahh lightly......” 左小多惊叫一声,双手抱头,身子习惯性的蜷曲成一个球形,却是将屁股暴露在外面,条件反射的摆好了挨揍姿势,凄惨的大叫:“轻点啊啊啊……” „!” “咳哼!” A Wu Yuting cough, said lightly: First eats meal, today this celebrates the feast, do you do? Had anything to finish eating the food to say again!” 吴雨婷一声咳嗽,淡淡道:“先吃饭,今天这顿乃是庆祝宴,你这是干什么?有什么事吃完饭再说!” Zuo Changlu thinks, receives slowly the leather belt, nods, said: Good, first ate meal, finished eating the food to say the matter again.” 左长路想了想,将皮带慢慢收起来,点点头,道:“不错,先吃饭,吃完饭再说事。” ...... …… The banquet makes a fresh start. 宴会重新开始。 Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian sit abreast in row, however having no appetite of these two face, often you have a look at me, I have a look at you, saw the lamentation in opposite party eyes...... 左小多左小念并排坐着,然而这两人一脸的食不甘味,不时地你看看我,我看看你,都看到了对方眼中的悔恨…… Yeah...... 哎…… Should not feel sorry for the father to support the home to be laborious, wants to help, finally actually sold oneself...... 就不应该可怜老爸撑着这个家多么辛苦,想要帮帮忙,结果却是把自己卖了啊…… Suddenly, the sister and brother two people are in the heart annoying, regrets past mistakes. 一时间,姐弟二人都是心中懊恼,悔不当初。 Especially Zuo Xiaoduo, criticizing oneself is the pig brain, clear(ly) knows money that oneself gaining comes must not exposed to light/only, an exposition is serious, how that mouth does not have the gate, the nature that now eats meal had changed, is not the glee feast, but turned into the beheading food, does not know that under is the men's single or the mixed doubles, it is estimated that the possibility of mixed doubles is bigger...... 尤其是左小多,暗骂自己是猪脑子,明知道自己“赚”来的钱见不得光,一暴露就不得了,那嘴怎么就没有个把门的,现在吃饭的性质已经变了,已经不是庆功宴,而是变成了断头饭,就是不知道等下是男子单打还是男女混合双打,估计混合双打的可能性大些…… Cannot think again downward, was too terrifying! 不敢再往下想了,太恐怖了! Wu Yuting to the Zuo Changlu but actually liquor, while said: Xiaonian, do you currently have more than 200,000? In the family/home also is truly anxious these days, you take the point to come out to subsidize in the family/home also good, but all do not take, side the girl must leave a money should anxious anything.” 吴雨婷一边给左长路倒酒,一边道:“小念啊,你现在有二十几万哪?家里这段时间确实也挺紧张的,你拿点出来贴补家里也好,不过不要全拿出来,女孩子身边已经要留点钱应个急什么的。” Feeling extremely flattered Zuo Xiaonian sat straight the body immediately, flattered: Mother, I altogether have 360,000 on hand ; I leave behind 350,000 to the father, my oneself kept 10,000 to be good.” 受宠若惊的左小念登时坐直了身体,谄媚道:“妈,我手头一共有三十六万;我给爸爸留下三十五万,我自己留一万好了。” „, It is not 200,000, is 360,000......” “哦,原来不是二十万啊,是三十六万啊……” Wu Yuting nods, said: You with 300,000 come out well. You now were an Sir, the girl was away from home, must to oneself good, how the body did not have money line.” 吴雨婷点点头,道:“那你拿三十万出来就好。你现在是大人了,女孩子出门在外,一定要对自己好一点,身上没钱怎么行。” Zuo Xiaonian like recieving an amnesty, the nod such as mashes up garlic: Yes, mother ; Good, mother. My this takes, mother.” 左小念如蒙大赦,点头如捣蒜:“是,妈;好的,妈。我这就拿出来,妈。” With took the oneself card, on the cell phone operated, forwarded to the father money, hence felt that finally oneself was safer. 跟着就将自己的卡拿了出来,手机上操作了一下,将钱转给了爸爸,至此才终于感觉自己安全了一些。 Looks the look that Zuo Xiaoduo prayed for rescue pitifully, Zuo Xiaonian delivers you sought fortunately the look, then ate the vegetable/dish with single-hearted devotion, a heart returned to normal gradually, complexion also calm after the storm. 看了看左小多可怜巴巴求救的眼神,左小念送过去一个“你自求多福吧”的眼神,转而专心吃菜,一颗心渐渐平复下来,面色也随之雨过天晴。 Even if the parents have the anger, but there is Doggyda to withstand/top in front, first punched him to be good. 纵然爸妈还有怒火,但是有狗哒在前面顶着,先揍他好了。 The Xiaoduo mistake was seemingly more serious hee hee...... I to spend 300,000, this hit, can buy? 小多的错误貌似更严重嘻嘻嘻……我花了三十万,这顿打,总该买回来了吧? Xiaoduo......” “还有小多……” Wu Yuting takes up the wine pot, unexpectedly gave the son personally but actually: liquor, with a smile say/way cup Xiaoduo now is Martial Practitioner ; The encouragement may celebrate, today, mother does not limit you to drink, accompanies your father to drink two cups.” 吴雨婷拿起酒壶,居然亲自给儿子倒了杯酒,笑吟吟的道:“小多现在已经是武士了;可喜可贺,今天,妈不限制你喝酒,陪你爸多喝两杯吧。” Zuo Xiaoduo raises the hand of wine glass to shiver, the complexion is pale, the stutter said: Mother, I told fortunes by physiognomy to gain, has not stolen has not snatched......” 左小多举着酒杯的手都在颤抖,脸色青青白白,结结巴巴道:“妈,我真是看相赚的,没偷没抢啊……” Un, mother letter/believes you, the oneself son also has anything not to believe.” “恩,妈信你,自己儿子还有什么不信的。” Wu Yuting also said immediately: Money that you make, has a look with me, I a little do not believe you to gain more than 10,000, that is more than 10,000!” 吴雨婷随即又道:“你赚的钱呢,拿出来我看看,我就是有点不信你能赚出一万多,那可是一万多啊!” Zuo Xiaoduo quickly sets out, clamps the tail to enter Room oneself, opens that hollowed out chronicle, offers valuable advice to take generally, said: Mother, you looks, this is 5000, this is 12,000......” 左小多急忙起身,夹着尾巴窜进自己,打开了那本被挖空了的大事记,献宝一般拿出来,道:“妈,你看,这是五千,还有这是一万二……” Wu Yuting: „It is not 10,000 how, was this small 20,000?” 吴雨婷:“不是一万多么,这可是小两万了啊?” Zuo Xiaonian coughs repeatedly, the turn one's back hits the meaningful glance to Zuo Xiaoduo unceasingly. 左小念连声咳嗽,背转身子不断地对左小多打眼色。 Do not betray me, do not betray me...... 别出卖我,别出卖我…… Zuo Xiaoduo hesitant, under the vision gaze on mother, was only hesitant two seconds, betrayed Zuo Xiaonian: Which day was...... I do not ask for money you not to give...... Elder Sister Niannian to give me 10,000...... then me with you to buy a piece of jade, spent 8000......” 左小多犹豫了一下,在母上的目光注视下,只是犹豫了两秒钟,就将左小念出卖了:“是……哪天我不是跟您要钱您没给么……念念姐就给了我一万……然后我买了一块玉,花了八千……” The Zuo Xiaonian complexion transfers again Yin, is nipping the lip, the hate looks at some rebel. 左小念的脸色再度转阴,咬着下嘴唇,怨恨的看着某个叛徒。 Wu Yuting meaningful slanting Zuo Xiaonian, immediately said: „, This, was all right.” 吴雨婷意味深长的斜了左小念一眼,随即道:“哦,这样啊,没事了。” Took up money chose/point in hand, said: 17,020? These 20 dollars are what situation......” 拿起手中的钱点了点,道:“一万七千零二十?这二十块钱又是什么情况……” Zuo Xiaoduo swallowed a saliva: Small number...... the pocket money......” killed does not dare to say again told fortunes to gain. 左小多咽了口唾沫:“小数目……零钱……”打死也不敢再说算命赚的了。 Wu Yuting said: You go to school, has no need for so much money...... your older sister to you 10,000, you hand over to spend 8000 unexpectedly, your...... may be somewhat wasteful......” 吴雨婷道:“你上学,也用不着这么多钱……你姐给你一万,你居然转手就花出去八千,你这……可有些大手大脚啊……” Zuo Xiaoduo eyeful desperate looks at the money in Royal Mother hand, the corner of the eye beats, feels like a knife twisting in the heart: Therefore......?” 左小多满眼绝望的看着母后手中的钱,眼角一个劲儿跳动,心如刀割:“所以……?” Therefore, I first help you take care.” “所以,我先帮你保管着。” Wu Yuting natural places in money the oneself small woman's handbag, thinks, said: You were also Martial Practitioner, went to school a spending money not to be justified , these 20 money pocket money you takes, is saving a flower.” 吴雨婷理所当然的将钱放在自己的小坤包里,想了想,道:“不过你也是武士了,上学没点零花钱也说不过去,诺,这二十块钱零钱你拿着,省着点花啊。” Zuo Xiaoduo wooden receives 20 dollars, only felt choked up with emotions to be filled with emotion. 左小多木然的接过来二十块钱,只感觉心潮澎湃感慨万千。 Kept 60,000 to the elder sister...... 给姐姐留了六万…… Kept 20 to me...... 就给我留了二十…… This proportion...... 这比例…… However fortunately, isn't the Elder Sister Xiaonian money, equal to my money fortunately? 不过还好还好,小念姐的钱,不就等于是我的钱? If can escape one to hit, pouring was also the value. Striving to comfort oneself soon to be painful drops the mind of blood, turning the grief and indignation into the appetite, starts to eat and drink extravagantly again, stuffs oneself. 要是能逃过一顿打,倒也算是值了的。勉力安抚着自己已经痛得快要滴血的心灵,化悲愤为食欲,再度开始大吃大喝,胡吃海塞。 Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting really no longer investigated, the whole family harmony happiness, exchanges toasts, the atmosphere finished eating this food harmoniously. 左长路吴雨婷果然不再追究,一家人其乐融融,推杯换盏,气氛融洽地吃完了这顿饭。 Zuo Xiaonian and Zuo Xiaoduo uneasy heart, stability slowly. 左小念左小多忐忑不安的心,慢慢的安定。 Even Zuo Xiaoduo has been calculating, that 12,000 ill-gotten wealth, turned over to the authorities also handed over, planned to hand over, but the oneself original 5000 privately-owned houses, coming back that could take? If possible, this/should said with mother? 甚至左小多已经在盘算,那一万二的不义之财,交公也就交了,本就打算交的,但是自己原本的五千私房,是否有可能拿的回来呢?如果可能的话,又该怎么和母亲说? Zuo Xiaoduo thinks with hardship, is considering the expression, that sum of money is oneself these years accumulated. 左小多苦苦思索,斟酌着措词,那笔钱本来就是自己这些年来攒下的。 Contributes money laboriously, then concentrates guerilla forces for concerted attack ; Changes into affiliates completely quack new bill ; The labor of tosses about......, but the whole families know. 辛辛苦苦攒钱,然后化零为整;全部换成一张张联号的嘎嘎新的钞票;其中的辛苦折腾……可是一家人都知道的。 The possibility that therefore oneself must come back, seemingly said big...... 所以自己要回来的可能性,貌似不小的说…… Thinks, while carries the wine glass to drink, unknowingly, has drunk unexpectedly much. 一边浮想联翩,一边端起酒杯喝酒,不知不觉,居然已经喝了不少。 Ate to the heart's content truly! 真正的酒足饭饱了! This 5000......” “这五千……” Wu Yuting opens the mouth. 吴雨婷开口。 Really must give back to me. The Zuo Xiaoduo spirit inspires, both eyes bright illumination. 果然要还给我了。左小多精神一振,两眼熠熠发光。 I first help you receive, looks at you to display. Good, gives back to you.” Wu Yuting said. “我先帮你收着,看你表现。表现好,就还给你。”吴雨婷道。 Good. The mother really loves me.” “好的。妈果然疼我。” Zuo Xiaoduo freely spoken is a horse buttocks hurries to pat. In the heart stabilized much, un, but also is hopeful. 左小多顺口就是一记马屁赶紧拍上。心中安定了不少,嗯,还有希望。 Hopes much...... 还有不少希望…… Un, doesn't this salt fish you most like eating?” Wu Yuting said: „One side do not only eat, turns over to this salt fish.” “嗯,这咸鱼你不是最爱吃么?”吴雨婷道:“别只吃一面啊,给这咸鱼翻个身。” Zuo Xiaoduo complies hastily. 左小多连忙照做。 However...... always felt where these words have is not right. 但是……总感觉这句话有哪里不大对。 Zuo Xiaonian has tittered one to smile to make noise. 左小念已经噗嗤一声笑出声。 But Zuo Changlu at this moment somewhat is also slightly drunk. 而此刻的左长路也已经有些微醺了。 Happy expression happiness. 笑意融融。 Zuo Xiaonian does not have Zuo Xiaoduo to be like this optimistic, the high-level martial artist intuition, making Zuo Xiaonian feel faintly, the crisis seems like, but also has existed faintly, during the fermentation, is on the rise...... 左小念却没有左小多这样乐观,高级武者的直觉,让左小念隐隐感觉,危机似乎,还一直隐隐存在,在酝酿之中,方兴未艾…… In other words, this place is unsafe! 那就是说,此地并不安全啊! Saw finished eating finally, Zuo Xiaonian put the chopsticks, stands up, elegant face serious: Father, mother, I must exercise martial arts, I first......” 见到终于吃完了,左小念将筷子一放,站起身来,俏脸一片严肃:“爸,妈,我还要练功,我就先……” „It is not busy.” “不忙走。” Zuo Changlu lifts the eyelid: Girl family/home, was so big, knows to eat? Did not know to finish eating the food, tidied up the table?” 左长路抬抬眼皮:“女孩子家,这么大了,就知道吃?不知道吃完饭,收拾收拾桌子吗?” A mild-mannered person of Zuo Xiaonian face: Yes, the father, my tidies up...... mother, you put down, I brush......” 左小念一脸的柔顺可人:“是,爸爸,我这就收拾……妈,您放下,我来刷……” Zuo Xiaoduo quickly makes a move to help, two people tidy up the tableware together, at the same time look exchange. 左小多急忙出手帮忙,两人一起收拾碗筷,一边眼神交流。 What to do? Hurries to think that means slide......” “怎么办?赶紧想个办法溜吧……” Where slides?” “溜到哪里?” Where is good, now the biggest problem can slide falls......” “哪里都行,现在最大的问题是能不能溜的掉……” I am at a loss......” “我六神无主……” „...... I am also......” “……我也是……” ...... …… Finally, two sister and brother tidied up cleanly the furniture, dilly-dallied the long time to go to the living room, treated opens the mouth to speak of must go to the room and so on. 终于,两姐弟将家什收拾得干干净净了,磨磨蹭蹭好半晌来到客厅,才待开口说到要回房间云云。 But has not opened the mouth, that side Zuo Changlu first opened the mouth. 但还没开口,左长路那边先开口了。 Zuo Xiaonian gave you, was the big misses, your mother and child solved.” Zuo Changlu said to Wu Yuting: I tidy up Xiaoduo Sir Martial Practitioner.” 左小念就交给你了,都是大姑娘了,你们娘俩自行解决。”左长路吴雨婷说道:“我来收拾小多武士大人。” Un.” “恩。” In Wu Yuting shakes begins the thick disciplinary ruler, puts out a hand, in a long stool the living room drew, is cold the face to say to Zuo Xiaonian: Lies!” 吴雨婷晃着手里的厚实戒尺,一伸手,将客厅里一条长凳子拉了过来,寒着脸对左小念道:“趴上去!” ...... …… On Monday, to the list, asking the recommendation ticket to come one wave to clash the list. Next chapter of noon. Good trapped/sleepy...... > 周一,冲榜,求推荐票来一波冲榜。下一章中午。好困……>
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