UPOH :: Volume #1

#23: Floating!


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Asked the Grandmaster, wū wū...... directed a bright road.” The heart that the youth really want dead had. “求大师,呜呜……指点一条明路吧。”青年真的是想死的心都有了。 Ok, looked at your sincere intention, performed the shed good wealth, read in your my fate, I spelled am going against heaven's will the line, consumed cultivation base greatly...... “好了,看你一片诚心,尽舍善财,更念在你我缘分一场,我就拼着逆天而行,大耗修为……罢了罢了。” Zuo Xiaoduo affectedly virtuous receiving money of: You only need to walk toward east...... have walked, then...... the danger of life, solvable.” 左小多道貌岸然的收了钱:“你只需要一路往东走……一直走,不要回头……性命之危,可解。” Many...... many thanks the Grandmaster directs.” “多……多谢大师指点。” Un, tonight cannot turn head. Today your I am predestined friends, I help your this time, is the fate makes it so. Tomorrow at this time, if the danger of your life had passed, must also probably come here, settles the causes and effects with this poor Daoist......” “嗯,今晚都不能回头哈。今日你我有缘,我帮你这一次,乃是缘分使然。明日此时,若是你性命之危已经度过,务必还要来到此处,与贫道了结因果……” Yes, yes, respectfully follows the Grandmaster to tell.” “是,是,谨遵大师吩咐。” Zuo Xiaoduo pulls out the written records, flying of dragons and dancing of phoenixes wrote anything: Come, signs.” 左小多掏出纸笔,龙飞凤舞的写了个什么:“来,签个字。” Then folded to admit the youth pocket. 然后折起来放进了青年口袋。 Pitiful child, goes.” “可怜的孩子,去吧。” The youth then such as broke the mangy dog of back, tumbling goes to east. 青年便如是打断了脊梁的癞皮狗,连滚带爬的一路向东而去。 Settles the causes and effects as for tomorrow and so on...... 至于明日了结因果云云…… Kills me, I do not come...... 打死我,我也不来了…… Let me run into this lunatic again, that might as well kills happily! 让我再遇到这个疯子,那还不如一头撞死来得痛快! Too scary! 太吓人了! You said that you amassed money said directly amassed money, unexpectedly must put in order what fate, told fortunes by physiognomy to tell fortunes...... 你说你抢钱直接就说抢钱好了,居然还要整什么缘分,看相算命…… Touches the pocket, unexpectedly also receives a receipt: Receives divination money 10,000 entire, moreover differentiated the big small letter. 摸摸口袋,居然还收到一张发票:收到卦金一万整,而且还区分了大小写。 Especially...... this is guards against me to report to the police......” youth to take this simple receipt, wants to cry but have no tears. Above also has the oneself signature...... “特么的……这是防着我报警啊……”青年拿着这张简单的发票,欲哭无泪。上面还有自己签名…… I am a thief, do you as for guard against me to report to the police? Your this regulation knowledge, enriched some......” “我就是个贼啊,你至于这么防着我报警么?您这律法知识,也太丰富了些……” „What lunatic this is......” youth wails finally loudly. “这是一个什么样的疯子……”青年终于放声嚎啕大哭。 ...... …… I have not deceived him. Really has the danger of life. But, from now on has walked toward east, really can avoid, looked at you to be obedient.” “我可没骗他。真的有性命之危。但,从现在开始一直往东走,也是真的可以避免,就看你听不听话了。” Zuo Xiaoduo after hitting youth first, discovered impressively, in this boy foreheads the fiendish qi flood, really has the danger of life unexpectedly! 左小多在打了青年第一顿之后,赫然发现,这小子眉宇之间煞气满溢,居然是真的有性命之危! Moreover already full filled/surplus. 而且已经满盈。 I said that has the danger of life, really had...... did not have a moment ago......” “我说有性命之危,就真的有了……刚才还没有……” Zuo Xiaoduo at that time at heart one thump. 左小多当时心里就一个咯噔。 However since made the direction, listens really to look at the life, toward east, not then, solvable. But if did not listen...... to end. 不过既然做了指点,听不听就真的看命了,一路往东,莫回头,可解。但若是不听……就完了。 However in the forehead does not have the sound! 但是眉宇之中没动静! Destiny Points? 气运点呢? That cool? 那股清凉呢? I looked, considers as finished, settled, received money, how no? 我都看完了,算完了,了结了,收钱了,怎么没有? Zuo Xiaoduo somewhat is also indignant. 左小多又有些愤愤起来。 ...... …… Zuo Xiaoduo is eased walks. 左小多一身轻松的走过去。 Such half of the day passed, the young girl is still looking at the cell phone to laugh foolishly unexpectedly same place. 这么半天过去了,那少女居然还在原地看着手机傻笑。 Zuo Xiaoduo being startled shape: Well...... is this wallet that who falls?” 左小多大吃一惊状:“咦……这是谁掉的钱包?” The young girls stare, lower the head looked, actually sees the oneself wallet, is lying down in the under foot of oneself calmly and steadily. 少女一愣,低头一看,却看到自己的钱包,正在自己的脚下安稳躺着。 When turns the head to look, the person of making noise has passed through disappears without a trace. 转头看时,刚才的出声之人早已经已经不知去向。 In the young girl hand is grasping the wallet, looks direction that Zuo Xiaoduo departs, the look is profound, long time has not moved. 少女手中握着钱包,看着左小多离去的方向,眼神幽深,半晌没动。 Long time , the young girl is clenching teeth, the low lowland scolded ; Where drill such does stir the excrement stick?! Irritated the old lady!” 良久后,少女才咬着牙,低低地骂道;“哪里钻出来这么一根搅屎棍?!气死老娘了!” A pair of small hand is rubbing the wallet, on the face the look, twisted. 一双小手揉着钱包,脸上神色,都扭曲了。 Irritated me!” “气死我了!” What age also had this silly bird that unexpectedly minded others' business!” “都什么年代了居然还有这等多管闲事的傻鸟!” Shortly can achieve......” “眼看就能够达到的……” The young girl face was blue, was annoyed simply the extreme. 少女脸都青了,简直懊恼到了极点。 ...... …… 50 meters arrived home. 还有五十米就到家了。 Zuo Xiaoduo put lightly the footsteps, is pasting the corner, stealthy advance. 左小多放轻了脚步,贴着墙角,鬼鬼祟祟的前进。 oneself has the great sum of money now, must hurry to hide! 自己现在可是身怀巨款,必须要赶紧藏起来! If were discovered by the parents, the direct confiscation is also only the details, getting to the root of a matter is the necessity, then one beats savagely imperative, the following writing written guarantee, will take an oath to send to be willing never to violate again and so on, in brief thinks terrifyingly. 若是被老爸老妈发现,直接没收还只是末节,刨根究底乃属必然,然后一顿暴打势在必行,还有后续的写保证书,起誓发愿永不再犯云云,总之想想都恐怖。 However this time broke through, making brilliant achievements, the parents affirmed that is happy, I went back a saying......,...... 不过这一次突破了,成绩斐然,爸妈肯定高兴得很,我回去一说……嘿嘿,…… Was fantasizing the parents pleasant surprise to the expression that does not dare to believe that a Zuo Xiaoduo inexplicable feeling happy feeling has flooded at heart. 幻想着爸妈惊喜到不敢置信的表情,左小多心里莫名的感觉一股幸福感已经满溢了。 My Zuo Xiaoduo, can let parents happy one time, proud one time!” “我左小多,也能让爸妈高兴一次,骄傲一次!” Zuo Xiaoduo fantasy while walks, on the face full is happy. 左小多一边幻想一边走,脸上满是开心。 On tiptoe diving trace goes out of 78 meters, suddenly feeling at present one black, walks dizzily, the whole person was similar to entered the space and time tunnel. 蹑足潜踪的走出七八米,突然感觉眼前一黑,天旋地转随之走起,整个人就如同进入了时空隧道。 Zuo Xiaoduo called out pitifully immediately: Zuo Xiaonian I hate you!......” 左小多登时惨叫一声:“左小念我恨你!……” A moment later, at present reappears brightly, the whole person such as has actually mounted the clouds and ridden the mist flew into the living room from own window generally. 片刻之后,眼前再现明亮,整个人却已经如腾云驾雾一般从自家窗口飞进了客厅。 Zuo Xiaoduo was conscientious, based the ground, the dizziness swayed the moment, repeated the pure brightness, immediately flew into a rage saying: Zuo Xiaonian! Are you skin itch!? Unexpectedly dares so to play tricks on great Sir Xiaoduo!” 左小多重新脚踏实地,立足地面,眩晕的摇晃了片刻,才重复清明,随即勃然大怒道:“左小念!你是不是皮痒!?居然敢如此戏弄伟大的小多大人!” These words straight such as earth-shaking, the bang day moves. 这一句话直如石破天惊,轰天动地。 Zuo Xiaoduo that always ten thousand years slightly receive at home, speaks today unexpectedly is so loud! 向来在家里万年小受的左小多,今天居然说话这么大声! Moreover says Sir Xiaoduo, is not only unprecedented first, makes one not dare to believe! 而且还自称“小多大人”,非但是破天荒的第一回,更让人不敢置信! Is drinking tea to look that the newspaper Zuo Changlu raised the head suddenly, with a look that looks at the revolutionary fighter sees the oneself son. 正在喝茶看报纸的左长路霍然抬头,用一种看革命战士的眼神看着自己的儿子。 But is preparing food Wu Yuting that to stretch out the head in the kitchen all of a sudden, look shocking asking: A moment ago loudly what spoke is who?! Then how looks like Xiaoduo? But Xiaoduo plants!” 而正在厨房做菜的吴雨婷一下子伸出了头,眼神震惊的问:“刚才大声说话的是谁?!怎么那么像小多呢?可小多哪那么有种!” Zuo Xiaonian also falls into because of this throat compels the condition ignorant, before maintaining one extends, the hand such as the eagle claw flies high to absorb the posture of person, however at the scene, long time is motionless. 左小念也因为这一嗓子而陷入懵逼状态,保持着一手前伸,手如鹰爪凌空摄人的姿势,愣然当场,半晌不动。 So a moment later, the Zuo Xiaonian nape of the neck reverses by nearly stiff situation slowly, the beautiful pupil dies to stare at Zuo Xiaoduo, has the little questions, little is incredible, muttered: Dogdog encounters what today, was insane?” 如此片刻之后,左小念的脖颈以一种近乎僵硬的态势缓缓扭转,美眸死盯着左小多,带着几许质疑,几许不可置信,喃喃道:“狗狗难道今天遭遇了啥,疯了?” Zuo Xiaoduo continues to threaten, spouts rhetoric: Zuo Xiaonian, I warned you in this seriously! If you dare to call me Dogdog again, I later definitely punch you, punches you to change beyond all recognition, does not dare to see that the person does not dare to take to the streets!” 左小多继续气势汹汹,大放厥词:“左小念,我在此郑重的警告你!你要是敢再叫我狗狗,我以后肯定揍你,揍得你面目全非,不敢见人不敢上街的那种!” Ha?!” “哈?!” Zuo Xiaonian gathered round Zuo Xiaoduo to transfer slowly two, has seen the foot from the top of the head, on the face the full reveal the look that came out to be suddenly enlighted, muttered: Definitely is today's Sun raising direction not to......” 左小念围着左小多缓缓转了两圈,从头顶一直看到脚丫子,脸上满满的露出来恍然大悟的神色,喃喃道:“肯定是今天太阳升起方向不对……” Zuo Xiaoduo holds the table to come to a stop, unexpectedly very rampant pounded on the table. 左小多扶着桌子站稳,居然很嚣张的拍了拍桌子。 Father! Mother! Niannian Cat!” “爸!妈!念念猫!” Family of three thoroughly startled! 一家三口彻底惊了! Was this boy swells?! 这小子是肿么了呢?! This is...... 这是…… Floating! 飘了! But fluttered unseemly!! 而是飘得不像样了!! Not only dares to pound on the table, unexpectedly dared the beautiful mouth, calling of mentioning names Niannian Cat! 不仅敢拍桌子,居然敢红口白牙,指名道姓的叫“念念猫”了! Duoduo Dog, Niannian Cat, these two names, were Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian in childhood, name that Zuo Changlu and Wu Yuting gave. 多多狗,念念猫,这俩称呼,是左小多左小念小时候,左长路吴雨婷取的名字。 The original intention is calling freely spoken, called to play, but childhood two people were innocent, called to comply ; Mr. and Mrs. Zuo Changlu after being glad to double with laughter, said. 原意是叫着顺口,叫着玩儿的,但小时候的两人不懂事,一叫就答应;左长路夫妇在乐得前仰后合之后,生生的叫下来。 But as Zuo Xiaonian grew up slowly, is a girl, Niannian Cat this name, has left the historical arena to be long. Now is also Wu Yuting also calls occasionally ; Zuo Changlu this is the father has almost forgotten this title. 但随着左小念慢慢长大了,又是女孩子,念念猫这个名字,早已退出历史舞台久矣。现在也就是吴雨婷偶尔还叫一叫;左长路这个做爸爸的几乎已经忘了这个称谓。 Zuo Xiaoduo Duoduo Dog continued to use actually, even if the Zuo Xiaoduo many protests, may face three pairs of absolute disadvantaged numbers of votes to suffer defeat. 倒是左小多多多狗一路沿用了下来,纵使左小多多番抗议,可面对三对一的绝对劣势票数败北。 Not was only continued to use, but also changeable great variety. 不仅被沿用,而且还变化多端花样繁多。 Now, suddenly spits Niannian Cat this name from the Zuo Xiaoduo mouth, three people felt, today's Sun, is the raising direction is not definitely right. 如今,突然从左小多嘴里吐出来念念猫这个名字,三人都感觉,今天的太阳,肯定是升起的方向不对。 Son-of-a-bitch!!” “狗蛋!!” Was called Niannian Cat Zuo Xiaonian finally restores the pure brightness, angrily roars: What did you say?!” 被叫了“念念猫”的左小念终于恢复清明,怒吼一声:“你说什么?!” Zuo Xiaoduo ignominious two legs one soft, the imposing manner is flowing, strives to bear in the heart that by fits and starts flurried not handles, braces oneself to pay no attention, tries hard to strive to turn the tide, said loudly: I have a good news to announce! A bad news, must announce! Father! Mother! Niannian...... elder sister......” 左小多可耻的两腿一软,气势一泻千里,勉力忍住心中那一阵一阵的慌乱无措,硬着头皮不理,力图力挽狂澜,大声道:“我有一个好消息要宣布!还有一个坏消息,也要宣布!爸!妈!念念……姐……” Is welcoming Zuo Xiaonian vision ruthlessly, Zuo Xiaoduo very wise will soon blurt out Niannian Cat changed to Elder Sister Niannian. 迎着左小念狠狠的目光,左小多很明智的将即将脱口而出的“念念猫”改成了“念念姐”。 Frowning of Zuo Changlu face doubt: You...... good news? Did you...... pick money finally?” 左长路一脸狐疑的皱起眉头:“你……好消息?难道你……终于捡到钱了?” A Wu Yuting face anticipated: Feared that was praised by teacher, since probably these six years first time!” 吴雨婷一脸期待:“怕是被老师表扬了,好像是这六年以来的第一次啊!” A Zuo Xiaonian face smiles badly, awaits calmly somebody as follows. 左小念一脸坏笑,静候某人下文。 Zuo Xiaoduo deeply inspires, sticking out chest diligently, making oneself seemingly great tall and straight, at the back of both hands, goes all out the say/way that acts with constraint: The good news that I must announce was...... I breaks through Martial Practitioner today! Moreover completed quenching of right leg, my right leg now hard like iron! I have formally entered the Martial Practitioner class, and what is more, in the first class the 36 of rank of oneself from, did 30 th straight, end azure cloud on, if I can not do it , who can! Easily accomplished, flees at the mere distant sight of!” 左小多深深地吸了一口气,努力的挺起胸膛,让自己看起来伟岸挺拔,背着双手,拼命矜持的道:“我要宣布的好消息就是……我今天突破了武士!而且还完成了右腿的淬炼,我的右腿现在坚硬如铁!我已经正式进入到了武士班,更有甚者,在第一堂课上就将自己的排位从三十六,一路干到了第三十位,端的青云直上,舍我其谁!摧枯拉朽,望风披靡!” The words, somebody intentionally is at this point artificial, pretense sighing: Originally also wants to continue to proceed to clash, is the manpower is poor sometimes, really did not have the vigor, has not hit with 29 that antiwar crime, antiwar crime!” 话说到这里,某人故意做作,假模假式的叹了口气:“本来还想继续往前冲,可是人力有时穷,实在是没劲儿了,跟二十九位的那一把没打过,非战之罪,非战之罪!” Heard this explosive news, Zuo Changlu was shocked, Wu Yuting was also shocked. 听到这个劲爆的消息,左长路愣住了,吴雨婷也愣住了。 Zuo Xiaoduo cannot stretch finally, laughed, rushes to grasp Wu Yuting to hug to turn circle: Mother! Were you happy, you were happy hahahaha...... I broke through, I was not the waste, I was a talent! I can cultivation, I be able cultivation!” 左小多终于绷不住,哈哈大笑,冲上去抱住了吴雨婷抱起来转了个圈:“妈!你高不高兴,你高不高兴哈哈哈哈……我突破了,我不是废物了,我是个天才!我能修炼了,我能修炼了啊!” Wu Yuting stayed long time, muttered finally: My son broke through...... my son is not the waste material, can cultivation......” 吴雨婷呆了良久,终于喃喃道:“我儿子突破了……我儿子不是废材,能修炼了……” She is touching son's hair slowly, the look becomes very complex is very suddenly complex. 她缓缓抚摸着儿子的头发,眼神突然变得很复杂很复杂。 Until turning the head to look to Zuo Changlu, actually sees the Zuo Changlu look, becomes in this flash complex exceptionally. 及至转头看向左长路,却见左长路的眼神,也在这一瞬间变得复杂异常。 That has the joy, feels relieved, but are more, actually worried, disappointed. 那其中有喜悦,有如释重负,但更多的,却是担忧,怅然。 Yes, was not the waste, can cultivation, become Martial Practitioner, the road of cultivation opened...... 是啊,不是废物了,能修炼了,成为武士了,修炼之路打开了…… This is the good deed...... 这是好事…… However, this also represented, the risk that needs to face, the future danger has one after another, the road ahead measures not, the mighty waves of common person are no longer outmoded. 但是,这也同时代表了,需要面对的风险,未来的危险陆续有来,前路莫测,不复寻常人的波澜不兴。 Cannot cultivation, live in the city calmly and steadily, the lifetime no worries might as well be a good fortune. 不能修炼,安安稳稳在城市里生活,一生无忧未尝不是一件幸事。 Once because becomes martial artist, martial artist that cultivation has, must walk! Walks facing these, the average person cannot face, is unable to face, even is the unimaginable enemy and danger. 因为一旦成为武者,修行有成的武者,就必须要走出去!走出去面对那些,普通人所不能面对的,无法面对的,甚至是不可想象的敌人与危险。 Has a few words in Star Soul Continent: „An average person can live with ease 70 years old. However, in ten martial artist, only has two many, can live over 80 years old.” 星魂大陆有一句话:“一个普通人可以轻轻松松活到七十岁。但是,十个武者之中,最多只有两个,可以活到八十岁以上。” Above Martial Master, before Pill Origin, is a martial artist most dangerous section of road! 武师以上,丹元之前,乃是武者最危险的一段路! Martial Practitioner Martial Apprentice, no danger, because does not need mission, if became Martial Master, that all were different! 武士武徒,没什么危险,因为不需要出任务,但是一旦成了武师,那就一切都不同了! Faced risk, were more than ten million times the ordinary people!! 面对的风险,比平常人多了千万倍!! This is an extremely brutal reality! 这是一个极其残酷的现实! The Zuo Changlu look gradually becomes profound. 左长路的眼神渐渐变得深邃。 ............ …………
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