UPOH :: Volume #1

#22: benefactor, your I am predestined friends.


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Zuo Xiaoduo startled. 左小多惊了。 The youth approaches the young girl softly, the skilled putting out bit, separates the pink packet package silently, pulls out gently from inside...... 那青年轻手轻脚靠近少女,熟练的拿出刀片,无声无息割裂粉色小包包,从里面轻轻抽出来…… Wallet?! 钱包?! Then turns around, calmly walks toward the Zuo Xiaoduo front surface. 然后转身,若无其事的向着左小多迎面走来。 He clearly saw Zuo Xiaoduo ; Also knows that Zuo Xiaoduo saw his all actions, is actually secure unscrupulous, careless walked without consulting anybody. 他分明看到了左小多;也知道左小多看到了他的一切行动,却是有恃无恐肆无忌惮,吊儿郎当的径自走了过来。 That takes the young girl of cell phone still to continue a face to laugh foolishly, does not have to think. 身后,那拿着手机的少女还在继续一脸傻笑,毫无所觉。 Must brush past shortly. 眼看着就要擦肩而过。 The Zuo Xiaoduo instinct must go forward to block. 左小多本能就要上前拦住。 Can the thieves, I the fresh sense of justice, where hold on this day thief type of thing? This is I enforces justice on behalf of Heaven, good opportunity of robbing the rich and helping the poor! 小偷,我这天生的正义感,哪里容得下小偷这种东西?这正是我替天行道,劫富济贫的好机会啊! Will go forward, at present suddenly one bright. 正要上前,眼前陡然一亮。 Well? 咦? Tell fortunes by physiognomy! 看相! This is a customer. 这是一个顾客啊。 Gained the Destiny Points opportunity to come...... 气运点的机会来了…… The youth noticed that Zuo Xiaoduo and has no movement, the courage is stronger, snort/hum, must pass through. 那青年看到左小多并没有什么动作,胆气更壮,哼了一声,就要走过。 ! 啪! Zuo Xiaoduo stretches out, collar that seized the youth, vision proper anxious vicissitudes looks at the face of youth, unceasing carefully examining. 左小多一手伸出,一把揪住了青年的衣领子,目光正经忧虑沧桑的看着青年的脸,不断的审视。 Sweeps to sweep off. 扫来扫去。 Youth: „Do you...... you do?” 青年:“你……你干啥?” Is this goods strength of hand so big? Is martial artist? 这货手劲怎么这么大?难道是个武者 Zuo Xiaoduo long sighing of: Hameau tuo Buddha, good good, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...... this benefactor, I thought that your appearance is not good.” 左小多长长的叹了一口气:“阿莫陀佛,善哉善哉,无量天尊……这位施主,我看你面相不大好啊。” The youth stare immediately, get angry: Drops! What did you talk nonsense?” 青年顿时一愣,怒道:“放手!你胡说什么?” A Zuo Xiaoduo face bemoans the state of the universe: benefactor, your appearance is unsatisfactory, has black qi to wind around, has misfortune to reach, I thought that you...... ominous fiend is imminent today, perhaps will have the disaster of blood light.” 左小多一脸悲天悯人:“施主啊,你这面相不佳,有黑气缭绕,更有霉运冲顶,我看你今天……凶煞临头,恐怕会有血光之灾啊。” Youth: „???” 青年:“???” Zuo Xiaoduo sincere say/way: Comes, meeting by chance is the chance, this poor Daoist looks at for you, helping you reduce and solve, performs to quantify this ominous fiend, in the nature on the extraordinarily good luck. Also does not need to be many, only needs the benefactor donation 1000 Yuan causes and effects money also and that's the end.” 左小多诚挚的道:“来来来,相逢即为机缘,贫道为你看个相,帮你化解一下,尽量化去这凶煞,自然上上大吉。也不需要多,只需要施主布施个一千元的因果钱也就是了。” The youth struggled several, has not actually worked loose, the complexion slowly becomes vicious, looks at Zuo Xiaoduo, in a low voice threat: „Do you let loose?!” 青年挣扎了几下,却没有挣脱,脸色慢慢地变得凶狠起来,看着左小多,低声威胁:“你放开不放开?!” Zuo Xiaoduo frowns: benefactor, only needs 1000, you can get rid of disaster of the blood light, your not agrees good wealth?” 左小多皱起眉头:“施主,只需要一千块,你就能摆脱一场血光之灾,难道你不肯舍个善财?” You special have the disaster of blood light! Are you special sick?!” “你特么才有血光之灾!你特么是不是有病?!” The youth are angry, just went well secretly crisp. In this hand took the small girl of cell phone should better secretly, so long as looks the cell phone chatted, takes away anything is easy. 青年愤怒起来,刚刚得手正在暗爽。这种手里拿着手机的小丫头最好偷了,只要看着手机聊天的时候,拿走啥都是轻而易举。 Unexpectedly when goes well is happy, actually runs into such a youth, the mouthful running train. 不料得手开心之余,却遇到这么一个愣头青,满嘴的跑火车。 Isn't this mental illness? 这不是个神经病吧? What do you want to make?” “你到底要做什么?” I because of chance, but told fortunes by physiognomy for you, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.” “我因机缘而为你看相,无量天尊。” Zuo Xiaoduo bemoans the state of the universe, both eyes mercy: You have the disaster of blood light, ominous fiend are imminent, urgently need reduce and solve.” 左小多悲天悯人,两眼慈悲道:“你有血光之灾,凶煞临头,迫切需要化解。” The youth anger instead smiles extremely: I looked has the disaster of blood light should be you are right?” 青年怒极反笑:“我看有血光之灾的该是你才对吧?” Yeah, read Spirit Mountain, read Hades, misfortune and fortune are not fated, only the person summoned.” “哎,一念灵山,一念冥府,祸福无门,惟人自召。” Zuo Xiaoduo drops slowly: Since is predestined friends unqualified, that benefactor you put best into it! You, go......” 左小多缓缓放手:“既然有缘无分,那施主你好自为之!你,去吧……” Immediately long recited in a drawn-out voice: Life divided circuit, is predestined friends loses not ; heaven's will this such as is, the sea of bitterness cannot cross....... Was a pity, what a pity...... Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.” 随即曼声长吟:“人生多歧路,有缘莫相负;天意本如是,苦海不可渡。……可惜,可惜呀……无量天尊。” The youth get angry snort/hum one, is not willing to pester, leaves without consulting anybody quickly. 青年怒哼一声,到底是不愿意纠缠,径自快步离开。 The youth turns round, had arrived at a remote track, when picks a harvest the files mouth, actually feeling at present one dark, had a person to stand in front of oneself. 那青年拐个弯,已经来到了一条偏僻的小道,正待捡点收获的档口,却感觉眼前一暗,有个人站在了自己面前。 Looking up, was a moment ago that mental illness youngster. 抬头一看,正是刚才那个神经病少年。 The youth were startled immediately: You...... do you want to do?!” 青年顿时就惊了:“你……你到底要干什么?!” Zuo Xiaoduo said earnestly: I told fortunes by physiognomy always right, you were the disasters of some really blood light, will soon fulfill unmistakably.” 左小多认真道:“我看相从来没错,你是真有的血光之灾,即将应验无误。” Youth: You special......” 青年:“你特么……” Has not scolded the exit|to speak, bang, a bowl mouth big fist has liked the iron hammer general stuffy on his face! 还没骂出口,轰的一声,一个碗口大的拳头已经有如铁锤一般的闷在其脸上! The youth only thinks that at present one black, a severe pain also transmits, a kacha resounding, the bridge of the nose bone had broken, at present Venus flashes randomly, staggers the retreat. 那青年只觉眼前一黑,一阵剧痛随之传来,咔嚓一声脆响,鼻梁骨已经断了,眼前金星乱闪,踉跄后退。 In the retreat, only felt that the head rumbling was shelled by the sledgehammer continuously, does not need it to struggle, the hair was also held by the opposite party, the body cannot help but proceeds to rush, a face raises, hit ruthlessly on the wall. 后退中,只感觉脑袋轰轰轰被大锤连续轰击,不待其挣扎,头发也被对方抓住,身子不由自主往前奔,一张脸扬起,狠狠地撞在了墙上。 Puff pū pū......” “噗噗噗噗……” Good a series of beating, are similar to the nuptial chamber of wedding night to be the same, hits the wall rumbling to make noise, prolonged. 好一连串的殴打,就如同新婚之夜的洞房一般,撞得墙轰轰作响,经久不息。 After the moment . 片刻后。 The youth whole body blood stain, was thrown like the broken gunnysack on the ground generally twitched, suffocates. 青年浑身血污,如同破麻袋一般被扔在了地上抽搐,奄奄一息。 That has swollen the eye that soon anything cannot see vaguely to see a person squats in front of oneself, said very much sadly: I said that you have the disaster of blood light, ominous fiend are imminent, how don't you believe? Now how...... letter/believes?” 那已经肿得快要啥也看不见的眼睛依稀看到一个人蹲在自己面前,很是忧伤的说:“我说你有血光之灾,凶煞临头,你怎么就不信呢?现在怎么样……信了吧?” The youth only felt that the courage of oneself has flown. 青年只感觉自己的胆子已经飞了。 This fellow clearly is a lunatic! 这家伙分明就是个疯子! This one after another attacks, is to kill oneself simply, where is the disaster of what simple blood light? 这一连串打击,简直就是要将自己打死,哪里是什么简单的血光之灾啊? Hears this light sound, cannot bear the whole body shiver. 听到这淡淡的声音,忍不住浑身颤抖起来。 Believed?” Zuo Xiaoduo some are impatient: „Did you question my telling fortunes by physiognomy ability? I told you, I was the Hemp Garments Divine Calculation blood relatives inherit!” “信了没啊?”左小多有些不耐烦:“难道你质疑我的看相能力?我告诉你,我可是麻衣神算嫡派传承!” Seeped( to believe letter/believed)......” youth to make oneself enunciate clearly diligently, endures the dizziness ache to nod again and again. “沁了沁了(信了信了)……”青年努力的让自己吐字清楚,忍着眩晕疼痛连连点头。 Believed well.” “信了就好。” Zuo Xiaoduo benign countenance say/way: As a result of circumstance, how could to just miss, I hit your a moment ago, the primary intention was actually helping you keep off the disaster of that blood light, pays money. 1000, the good wealth does not abandon, the disaster of blood light finally.” 左小多慈眉善目的道:“因缘际会,岂能交臂失之,我刚才打了你一顿,主旨却是在帮你挡那血光之灾,付钱吧。一千块,善财不舍,血光之灾难终。” „......” “……” The youth want to shout 'fuck your mom', actually does not dare, shakes the pink wallet that pulling out of suo suo just succeeded in obtaining, must draw the zipper. 青年很想骂娘,却又不敢,抖抖索索的掏出刚到手的粉色钱包,就要拉拉链。 Zuo Xiaoduo snatches to overtake, sincere: benefactor. This eliminating the risk good wealth, must keep a promise with the oneself money. Later experiences this matter, must remember, cannot use others' money, that is wicked karma!” 左小多劈手抢了过去,语重心长:“施主。这个消灾的善财,要用自己的钱才算数。以后遇到这种事,要记住,万万不能用别人的钱,那是恶业啊!” The youth stayed the moment: But...... I do not have money.” 青年呆了片刻:“可是……我没钱啊。” The Zuo Xiaoduo mercy smile transfers gradually fiercely: Without the good wealth eliminates the risk, the disaster of blood light...... may be unable to avoid. The must know, the life of person, the day is doomed.” 左小多的慈悲笑容渐渐转为狰狞:“没有善财消灾,血光之灾……可就免不了了。须知,人的命啊,天注定啊。” I......” “我……” Has?” “到底有没有?” Has, has......” “有,有有有……” The youth meanwhile are the regret result in the intestines to be blue. 青年此际已经是悔得肠子都青。 Today should not do the business, meets such a mental illness, moreover is the military force value explosive table mental illness...... 今天不应该干买卖啊,遇到这么一个神经病,而且还是个武力值爆表的神经病…… Shakes putting out a hand of suo suo to enter the pocket, fishes out a wallet, counted 1000 dollars from inside, hands over very much difficultly: Grandmaster...... this, this is divination money......” 抖抖索索的伸手进入口袋,摸出一个钱包,从里面数了一千块钱,很艰难地递过来:“大师……这,这是卦金……” Zuo Xiaoduo put out a hand to receive, the look swept, discovered that in the wallet also had thick one pile. 左小多伸手接过,眼神一扫,发现钱包里还有厚厚一摞。 fuck is so thick! 卧槽还有这么厚! Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, this poor Daoist left kept off a disaster for you vigorously, how even/including did Ju thank?” Zuo Xiaoduo shows asking of disaffection greatly. 无量天尊,贫道出大力为你挡了一灾,怎地连句谢谢都没有?”左小多大表不满的问道。 Thanked...... to thank......” youth almost to cry. “谢……谢谢……”青年几乎要哭出来。 Was punched, spent 1000, to must say thanks! 被揍一顿,花了一千块,到了还要说谢谢! Your my affinity hence, this is also the causes and effects in fate, said that thanked on some outlets......” “你我缘法至此,这也是宿命中的因果,说谢谢就有些外道了……” On Zuo Xiaoduo mouth polite, actually frowns: „Such big matter, your thanks, finished up?” 左小多嘴上客气,却是又皱起了眉头:“不过这么大的事,你一句谢谢,就完事儿了?” This......” “这……” The youth wink the swelling eye, the anxious illness/quick awakens, nervous constantly takes out 1000 from the wallet: Many thanks the Grandmaster stretched out aids...... this is a intention, inadequate respect.” 青年眨眨肿胀的眼睛,急疾醒悟,慌不迭的又从钱包里取出一千:“多谢大师伸出援手了……这是一点心意,不成敬意。” Zuo Xiaoduo receives money, sincere say/way: Originally does not want to release heavenly secrets again, but looked your I carry has the affinity, I have to remind your one again...... you, now heaven's destiny air/Qi suitable not wonderful...... the disaster of blood light I decoded to you, but wicked karma accumulated in the past extremely, fears the danger of life......” 左小多收了钱,语重心长道:“本来不想再泄天机,但是看你我端的颇有缘法,我不得不再多提醒你一句……你呀,今天运气相当的不妙……血光之灾我是给你破解了,但往昔恶业所积太过,恐有性命之危啊……” The youth right now are thorough was silly. 青年这下子是彻底的傻了。 The disaster of blood light, I have spent 2000! 刚才的血光之灾,我都已经花了两千了! Unexpectedly came danger of the life. 居然又来了一个性命之危。 How many does the danger of life...... want? 性命之危……要多少? Does this boy, want to kill me? 这小子,要杀我? Is dusk, the youth looks at the face of Zuo Xiaoduo cautiously, murderous intention that even more feeling this face suddenly changes numerous, fierce fearsome. 已是黄昏,青年小心翼翼的看着左小多的脸,越发感觉这张脸突然变的杀机重重,狰狞可怖。 Darkness......” “天黑了……” Zuo Xiaoduo benign countenance sigh: Notice, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...... dark and windy night, killing and torching day......” 左小多慈眉善目的叹息一声:“须知,无量天尊……月黑风高夜,杀人放火天啊……” Big...... Grandmaster......” “大……大师……” Youth tooth trembling: This...... does the danger of this life, how many good wealth need to reduce and solve?” 青年牙齿一个劲的打颤:“这……这性命之危,需要多少善财才能化解啊?” Zuo Xiaoduo long sigh: This must look at that your sincere intention...... the heart is dishonest, perhaps the danger of life, is...... does not evade, does not evade, this is heaven's will...... I helps you now, divulges heavenly secrets, goes against heaven's will the line, contaminated the greatest causes and effects, is only because your I am predestined friends, as a result of circumstance......” 左小多长长叹息:“这就要看你的诚心啊……心不诚,性命之危,恐怕是……躲不过,躲不过啊,这是天意……我如今帮你,乃是泄露天机,逆天而行,沾染了莫大的因果,就只是因为你我有缘,因缘际会……” You may know, this poor Daoist divulges heavenly secrets, but must by the scourge.” “你可知晓,贫道泄露天机,可是要遭天谴啊。” The Zuo Xiaoduo eye is looking at the wallet of opposite party, does best to convince saying: benefactor, the wealth is easy, the life is difficult to ask. Once passed away, how much money...... are others.” 左小多眼睛瞄着对方的钱包,苦口婆心道:“施主,钱财易得,性命难求啊。一旦一命呜呼,有多少钱……都是别人的啊。” The youth are silly. 青年已经傻了。 Your this meaning, I do not give you, you killed me, then your? 你这意思,我不给你,你就杀了我,然后还是你的? Is this meaning? 是这个意思吗? Right? 是吗? „Did Grandmaster...... my one thief, I steal several wallets...... to be insufficient to be in danger?” “大师……我就一个小偷,我就偷了几个钱包……不至于有生命危险吧?” Zuo Xiaoduo is angrily disgruntled: „There is no relations with your occupation, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, benefactor, the danger of it seems like your life, is hard to reduce and solve. This poor Daoist are also helpless......” 左小多怫然不悦:“这与你职业没啥关系,无量天尊,施主,看来你这性命之危,难以化解。贫道也无能为力……” Zuo Xiaoduo hesitates, suddenly shook the neck. 左小多沉吟一下,突然晃了晃脖子。 Immediately the cervical vertebra sends set off to have the kacha kacha sound, said spookily: Misfortune and fortune are not fated...... only the person summons...... the life of person...... is vulnerable, perhaps my Buddha mercy, the disciple must break a vow today......” 顿时颈椎发出发咔嚓咔嚓的声音,幽幽道:“祸福无门……惟人自召……人的命……是何等脆弱,我佛慈悲,弟子今天恐怕要破戒……” Wū wū......” youth cried finally: Grandmaster...... here only had 8000...... my complete family belongings, these...... you took away, you all took away, to put my horse...... wū wū......” “呜呜呜……”青年终于哭了出来:“大师……我这里就只剩下八千了……我的全部家当了,就这些了……您拿走,您全拿走,放我一马吧……呜呜……” Nasal mucus tears, the youth cries sad. 一把鼻涕一把泪,青年哭的伤心至极。 How did this saying say?” Zuo Xiaoduo is angrily disgruntled: What is I puts your horse? You should say, asking the Grandmaster to direct a bright road.” “这话是怎么说的?”左小多怫然不悦:“什么叫我放你一马?你应该说,求大师指点一条明路吧。” Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! This poor Daoist have not misread, benefactor, your I today, indeed am predestined friends.” 无量天尊!贫道没有看错,施主,你我今天,的确有缘啊。” .................. ………………
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