„I first took a bath.” “我先去洗澡了。” Nino thump thump thump walks toward bath room, before turning around, has not forgotten to warn Asakawa Naoki to know one's place with the ominous look, do not do the matter. 二乃咚咚咚向浴室走去,转身前还不忘用凶巴巴的眼神警告浅川直树安分守己,不要搞事。 „Ok, we continued.” “好了,我们继续。” Asakawa Naoki opens school bag, puts out the notebook and exercise book, starts to continue to help the Nakano Family fool enroll in supplementary lessons subject. 浅川直树重新打开书包,从中拿出笔记本和习题书,开始继续帮中野家的笨蛋补习功课。 When does not have, the corner of the eye of Asakawa Naoki then cannot bear beat. 只是没多会儿,浅川直树的眼角便忍不住跳动起来。 „Rubs ~ rubs ~” “蹭~蹭~” Places under the table calf to be rubbed again gently. 放在桌子底下的小腿再次被人轻轻蹭动。 my arse! oneself helps you enroll in supplementary lessons subject laboriously, without the merit also has the efforts, conscientiously does not study, unexpectedly still does the matter under the table, gives me to use this energy in the learn/study! 你妹啊！自己辛辛苦苦帮你们补习功课,没有功劳也有苦劳,不认真学习也就罢了,居然还在桌子底下搞事情,给我把这份精力用在学习上啊！ Really the lesson is insufficient, will make you unscrupulous! 果然还是教训不够,才会让你们肆无忌惮啊！ Asakawa Naoki gets angry to look to Ichika. 浅川直树黑着脸看向一花。 „Wú?” Detected that the Asakawa Naoki vision, is tilting the head to look in distressful problem solving goal Ichika, „Asakawa-kun, how?” “唔？”察觉到浅川直树的目光,正在愁眉苦脸解题目的一花歪头望来,“浅川君,怎么了吗？” The performing skill is flawless, the look is completely ignorant, cannot discover the least bit flaw completely, worthily is the inborn performing skill expert. 演技天衣无缝,眼神茫然无知,完全找不出半点儿破绽,不愧是天生的演技达人。 Asakawa Naoki has not spoken, turns the head to look to Miku. 浅川直树没有说话,又转头看向三玖。 The Miku left hand holds pink cheeks, is frowning to recite English word, detected that the gaze of Asakawa Naoki, lifts the pupil to look, steamed stuffed bun face quick puff up, then turns head to look to elsewhere. 三玖左手托着粉腮,正蹙眉背诵英语单词,察觉到浅川直树的注视,抬眸望来,包子脸很快鼓起,然后扭头看向别处。 Very good, similarly does not have any flaw. 很好,同样没有什么破绽。 Then the issue came, is Miku or Ichika? 那么问题来了,到底是三玖还是一花？ Asakawa Naoki opens the famous spy pattern. 浅川直树开启名侦探模式。 „Nino is impossible, the person went to bath room to take a bath, therefore criminal in Ichika, Miku, in Yotsuba and Itsuki.” “二乃不可能,人已经去浴室洗澡了,所以犯人就在一花,三玖,四叶和五月之中。” „The Itsuki possibility is lowest, in the eye only has meatbun, acts like a spoiled brat except for today suddenly, never record that does the matter.” “五月的可能性最低,眼中只有肉包,除了今天忽然撒娇,从来没有过搞事情的记录。” „Yotsuba sits opposite of oneself, the posture is very irritable.” “四叶坐在自己对面,姿势很别扭。” „How suspect sees between Ichika and Miku!” “嫌疑人怎么看都是在一花和三玖之间吧！” Does not wait for Asakawa Naoki to put out a hand to hold the murderer/culprit, the foot then received on his leg rubs quietly. 不等浅川直树伸手抓住真凶,在他腿上蹭来蹭去的脚丫便悄然收了回去。 „Runs away quickly, obviously is afraid by oneself is held to bully.” “这么快就逃走,显然是害怕被自己抓住欺负。” „Before Miku, wants saying that the matter of reminder hamster, will rub.” “三玖之前是想说提醒仓鼠的事,才会蹭来蹭去。” „Therefore......” “所以说……” During the speeches, under the table has not the well-known foot to touch on the leg of Asakawa Naoki again. 说话间,桌子底下再次有不知名的脚丫触碰到浅川直树的腿上。 Asakawa Naoki narrows the eye, puts out a hand fast, holds to do the matter murderer/culprit. 浅川直树眯起眼睛,飞快伸手,一把抓住搞事真凶。 „Is Ichika, really you?” “一花,果然就是你吧？” „Wú ——” “唔——” Flustered shy low snort/hum resounds suddenly. 一声慌张羞怯的低哼骤然响起。 Asakawa Naoki acts, turns the head to look silently to sitting in oneself ahoge deskmate. 浅川直树动作一顿,默默转头看向坐在自己身边的呆毛邻桌。 Looks opens the eye suddenly, the body receives an electric shock sits straight Itsuki suddenly tight, Asakawa Naoki was immediately speechless. 看着忽然睁大眼睛,身体触电般陡然绷紧坐直的五月,浅川直树顿时就无语了。 Being completely mistaken. 大错特错。 Wrong oddness. 错的离谱。 First removing Itsuki, unexpectedly is the true secret murderer! After Ichika and Miku, the fellow of this heavy features also does the matter under the table unexpectedly, worthily is Quintuplets, but also is really of one mind! 第一个排除的五月,居然才是真正的幕后凶手啊！继一花和三玖之后,你这个浓眉大眼的家伙居然也在桌子底下搞事,不愧是五等分,还真是心有灵犀啊！ oneself loses is sincerely convinced, but...... the hand is not convinced very much. 自己输得心服口服,不过……手很不服气。 Therefore Asakawa Naoki grasps the jade foot in hand silently, does not make Itsuki struggle to run away, then provides the full bottom massage service. 于是浅川直树默默抓紧手中的玉足,不让五月挣扎逃走,然后提供足底按摩服务。 „Un ——” “嗯——” ahoge on Itsuki top of the head receive an electric shock shivers, turns the head to look flustered to Asakawa, in deep blue eyes pupil full is flustered and bashful embarrassed. 五月头顶上的呆毛触电般颤抖起来,慌张转头望向浅川,湛蓝色的眼眸中满是慌张和羞窘。 „Shallow, Asakawa-san, your you and you are making anything!” “浅、浅川同学,你你你、你在做什么呢！” „These words should I ask you.” Asakawa Naoki is unemotional, „does not study well, why can rub under the table?” “这句话应该我问你。”浅川直树面无表情,“不好好学习,为什么要在桌子底下蹭来蹭去？” „Has not rubbed, you misunderstood.” “才没有蹭来蹭去,你误会了。” On the Itsuki cheeks has the crimson rapid dizzy to dye, suppresses to well up to the sound of throat, rushes to take to begin a stroke, starts to explain on the short note paper. 五月脸颊上有绯红迅速晕染,强忍住涌到喉咙的声音,赶忙拿起笔,在便签纸上开始解释。 „Is kicking you.” “是在踢你。” my arse! Kicks the person to compare to rub also to excessively! 你妹啊！踢人比蹭来蹭去还要过分吧！ „Shallow, Asakawa-san first lets loose my foot.” “浅、浅川同学先放开我的脚。” „I reject, the reasonable explanation has not refused to release people.” “我拒绝,没有合理的解释拒绝放人。” Itsuki lowers the head, the shoulder shivers gently, the top of the head has the white steam to gush out faintly, „belly is quite hungry, the strength did not have, therefore wants to ask that you must eat a between-meal snack.” 五月低下头,肩膀轻轻颤动,头顶隐隐有白色的水蒸汽涌出,“肚子好饿,一点儿力气都没有了,所以想问你要不要吃点儿零食。” So that's how it is. 原来如此。 Did not inquire about me to eat is false, your oneself wants to eat real, was worried that was also complained gained weight, therefore wants to let the oneself opens the mouth, broke through enemy lines? 不过问我想不想吃是假,你自己想吃才是真吧,担心又被吐槽长胖了,所以才想让自己开口,冲锋陷阵吗？ Had not looked that you are not usually intelligent, once with eating to have the relations, the strategy rubs the rise. 没看出来你平时不聪明,一旦和吃扯上关系,智谋蹭蹭蹭上涨。 „Itsuki, are you all right?” “五月,你没事吧？” Yotsuba discovered that the Itsuki difference, looks curiously. 四叶发现五月的异样,好奇望来。 „, Has not been all right.” “没、没事。” Itsuki buries the face in the both arms, remains silent to reply, the steam of top of the head is still emitting outward. 五月将脸埋在双臂之中,闷声回答,头顶的水蒸汽还在向外冒出。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Miku lifts the pupil to look, looked at expression strange Itsuki, on the elegant face reveals quickly wipes the color of suspicion. 三玖抬眸望来,看了眼表情古怪的五月,俏脸上很快露出一抹怀疑之色。 Asakawa Naoki quits when you're ahead, lets loose Itsuki in hand: „Belly was hungry, everyone eats a thing, while convenient rest a while.” 浅川直树见好就收,放开手中的五月:“肚子饿了,大家吃点东西,顺便休息一会儿。” „Good good, my belly somewhat was also hungry.” Yotsuba nods, „I take the biscuit.” “好啊好啊,我肚子也有些饿了。”四叶点头,“我去拿饼干。” Therefore group study quickly turned into between -meal snack congress. 于是学习会很快变成了零食大会。 Ichika turns on the television, sits side Asakawa Naoki, the left hand serving tea cup, the right hand took the cookie to do together, opened the food and drink pattern. 一花打开电视机,坐在浅川直树身边,左手端着茶杯,右手拿着一块曲奇饼干,开启了吃喝模式。 „Asakawa-kun, what thing are these black person uncles lifting?” Ichika asked with amazement. “浅川君,这些黑人大叔在抬什么东西？”一花惊讶问道。 Asakawa Naoki looks to the television, around 10 : 00 already quickly to the night channel, on this moment television the variety show that broadcast a grade of funny artist, including black person lifted the dance of coffin, seemingly suitable demonic nature. 浅川直树看向电视,十点多钟已经快到深夜频道了,此刻电视上正在播放一档搞笑艺人的综艺节目,其中有一段黑人抬棺的舞蹈,看起来相当魔性。 „Is the coffin.” “是棺材。” „hey?” Yotsuba opens the eye, „why these people must carry the coffin to dance, won't be afraid?” “诶?”四叶睁大眼睛,“这些人为什么要抬着棺材跳舞,不会害怕吗？” „That is the traditional custom of others nationality.” Asakawa Naoki thinks otherwise saying that „to these people, the death was the major event in life, and returned alive the marriage is more important , must therefore sing and dance, some places also met to dig to sun the family member skeleton every year, was only left over the skeleton obviously......” “那是别人民族的传统习俗。”浅川直树不以为然道,“对这些人来说,死亡才是人生中的头等大事,比结婚和出生还要重要,所以要载歌载舞,有些地方还会每年把亲人尸骨挖出来晒晒太阳,明明只剩下骨头架子……” The words have not said, Asakawa Naoki encountered denouncing in word and in writing of Nakano Family five sisters quickly. 话未说完,浅川直树很快遭到了中野家五姐妹的口诛笔伐。 „Do not say.” “不要说了。” „Quite scary.” “好吓人。” „Asakawa-kun is the bad mind.” “浅川君是坏心眼。” Among four people, only then Itsuki has not spoken, because this ahoge young girl both hands hold the meatbun happy feed, mouth inside crowded the thing, could not speak. 四个人当中,只有五月没有说话,因为这个呆毛少女正双手捧着肉包幸福进食,嘴巴里面塞满了东西,说不出话来。 „On the other hand, should Africa very be hot?” Ichika looks to Asakawa, the curious say/way, „black thing meets the heat absorption in the summer, why are the Africans the black skin? Will attract the heat takes in the body?” “话说回来,非洲应该都很热吧？”一花望向浅川,好奇道,“黑色的东西夏天又会吸热,为什么非洲人都是黑皮肤呢？会把热量都吸收进身体里面吧？” You are the typical prejudice, Africa has many places to be warm in winter and cool in summer, annual average temperature about 20 degrees, cool pleasant, therefore on Twitter will have many Africans to complain tearfully to want in the summer of every year to return to the African summer vacation! 你这是典型的偏见,非洲有许多地方冬暖夏凉,全年平均气温在二十度左右,凉爽宜人,所以每年夏天推特上才会有很多非洲人哭诉想回非洲避暑啊！ Miku tilts the head thinks: „Was tanned by Sun?” 三玖歪头想了想:“被太阳晒黑的？” Yotsuba nod approval: „Is this, in the summer does not scratch the sun block lotion to go out, quick will be tanned.” 四叶点头赞同:“就是这样,夏天不擦防晒霜出门,很快就会被晒黑呢。” Itsuki finished eating meatbun finally, proposed the doubts: „Was the newly-born child also the black, could it be can also get Sun in mother belly?” 五月终于吃完肉包,提出疑惑:“可是刚出生的小孩子也是黑色,难道在母亲肚子里面也能晒到太阳吗？” Hurries to apologize to lifeform Sensei! If hears your words, lifeform Sensei can definitely be mad spits blood three rises, is admitted to the hospital! 赶紧向生物老师道歉啊！要是听到你这句话,生物老师肯定会气得吐血三升,住进医院啊！ Itsuki puff up pink cheeks: „Why Asakawa-san uses to look that the look of fool does visit me?” 五月鼓起粉腮:“浅川同学干嘛用看笨蛋的眼神看我？” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say: „Tomorrow reads the theory of evolution, knows why the African was the black.” 浅川直树忍不住道:“明天把进化论读一遍,就知道非洲人为什么是黑色了。” „But the online many people were saying that the theory of evolution is false.” Ichika licked under biscuit crumbs on finger, „feeling is an evidence conclusive appearance, confident appearance.” “可是网上好多人都在说进化论是假的。”一花舔了下手指上的饼干碎屑,“感觉都是一副证据确凿的样子,信心满满的样子呢。” „The stupidity of mortal.” “凡人的愚蠢。” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, snort contemptuously, „theory of evolution was born has passed for more than 100 years, various domains and innumerable scientists cannot overthrow to attest to falsity, a ordinary person spoke thoughtlessly to propose that several repeated ideas, so-called example that the truth did not know, wants to overthrow the theory of evolution, but also was really stupid.” 浅川直树十指交叉,嗤之以鼻,“进化论诞生至今已经过去了一百多年,各种领域、无数科学家都没能推翻证伪,一个普通人随口提出几个人云亦云,连真伪都不知道的所谓例子,就想推翻进化论,还真是愚不可及。” „Got it.” Ichika nods suddenly, „Asakawa-kun was really saying that Itsuki is a fool.” “明白了。”一花恍然点头,“浅川君果然在说五月是笨蛋。” Itsuki puff up cheeks: „I was angry.” 五月鼓起腮帮子:“我生气了。” „......” “……”