TSDNSP :: Volume #2

#158: A pair of five fight


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Good morning, Asakawa-kun ~ “早上好呢,浅川君~” Does not know that Miku used what means that in a while, Miku then leads a young girl from the building. 不知道三玖用了什么办法,没过多久,三玖便带着一名少女从楼上走了下来。 Pink hair's length only to ears. 粉色齐耳短发。 Has not obviously combed, looks reveals messy slightly. 明显还没有梳理,看起来稍显凌乱 body wears little bear pajamas, the button of pajamas has not buckled neatly, can see indistinctly wipes the fine collar bone, on the leg is pair of white crosses the knee sock, under muddy body lends the lazy aura that was just awaking. 身上穿着一件小熊睡衣,睡衣的纽扣没有扣整齐,隐约能够看到一抹精致的锁骨,腿上是一双白色过膝袜,浑身上下散发着刚睡醒的慵懒气息。 Little Devil Ichika. 正是小恶魔一花 Not early.” “一点都不早。” Asakawa Naoki looked at Ichika, takes back the vision quickly, the innermost feelings does not have the mighty waves: Comes a bit faster the review.” 浅川直树看了眼一花,很快收回目光,内心毫无波澜:“快点过来复习。” Bishoujo very cute that just awoke? 刚刚睡醒的美少女可爱 How possibly cute! 怎么可能可爱啊! Has not put on make-up, hair messy, the look is blurry, even inborn charming could not save! 没有化妆,头发凌乱,眼神迷糊,就算是天生丽质也拯救不了吧! It can't he helped, rested yesterday evening very late.” 没办法,昨天晚上睡得很迟嘛。” Ichika stretches out slender white finger, the tilted head: I possibly was the vigilance, could not fall asleep to the evening......” 一花伸出一根葱白玉指,歪了歪头:“我可能是得了失眠症,一到晚上就睡不着……” my arse vigilance! The most origin of vigilance came from the anxiety, has not seen in your body anxiously, is the energy is obviously surplus! In the evening goes out to jog five kilometers to the park, coming back the later guarantee rests is more fragrant than the pig! 你妹的失眠症!失眠症的大半成因来自于焦虑,在你身上一点儿都没有看到焦虑,明显就是精力过剩啊!晚上出去到公园跑步五公里,回来以后保证睡得比猪香啊! „It is not the vigilance.” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear say, clearly is the monster causes trouble.” “不是失眠症。”浅川直树忍不住道,“分明是妖怪作祟。” hey?” Yotsuba is staring the big eye, competes with the maths topic together, hears word rushes to lift the pupil to look, monster? Where?” ?”四叶正瞪大眼睛,和一道数学题较劲,闻言赶忙抬眸望来,“妖怪?在哪里?” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, the unemotional say/way, is named Cell phone The monster, invades in the life of everyone unknowingly, making one rely on to become addicted, sleeps also looked, the learn/study also looked, eats the thing not to leave the hand, will be called does not have a cell phone dead native of Singapore.” 浅川直树十指交叉,面无表情道,“是名为【手机】的妖怪,不知不觉侵入每个人的生活中,让人依赖上瘾,睡觉也看,学习也看,吃东西也不离手,简称‘没有手机就会死星人’。” bastard Asakawa.” Nino puts down the cell phone, stared ominously, the corners of the mouth are also moistening biscuit crumbs, „do you dare to say me?” 魂淡浅川。”二乃放下手机,凶巴巴瞪了过来,嘴角还沾着饼干碎屑,“你敢说我?” I do not have.” “我没有。” You clearly have.” “你分明就有。” You decide.” “你说了算。” Good, you are really saying me.” “好啊,你果然是在说我。” Does not nod good, shaking the head is not good, really counts you troublesome! 点头不行,摇头也不行,果然数你最麻烦啊! Probably truly is this.” Ichika seldom said that evening sleeps, to oneself has said plays for three minutes to sleep again, the result three minutes three minutes, were also getting more and more energetic in the past, finally incautiously on dawn.” “好像确实是这样呢。”一花煞有其事道,“晚上睡觉的时候,一直跟自己说‘再玩三分钟就睡觉’,结果三分钟过去又三分钟,越来越精神,最后一不小心就天亮了。” In the evening cannot fall asleep, during the daytime cannot get up, you are the sickness, needs to treat well! Do not think that played cell phone ordinary, World Health Organization has listed as one of the diseases the cell phone dependence sickness very much! 晚上睡不着,白天起不来,你这是病,需要好好治疗啊!别以为玩手机很普通,世界卫生组织已经将手机依赖症列为疾病之一了啊! Itsuki cannot bear complained: „Is this so-called night is not stays up late?” 五月忍不住吐槽道:“这就是所谓的通宵不算熬夜?” Reply is correct.” “回答正确。” Ichika said with a smile: On the other hand, I yesterday evening also dream to Asakawa-san.” 一花笑吟吟道:“话说回来,我昨天晚上还梦到了浅川同学呢。” hey?” Yotsuba winked under the eye, tilts the head said that my also dream.” ?”四叶眨了下眼睛,歪头道,“我也梦到了。” Pencil on Miku, cannot bear lift the pupil to look slightly. 三玖手上的铅笔微微一顿,忍不住抬眸望来。 could it be...... everyone dream to?” 难道……大家都梦到了?” In the Itsuki heart has an absurd guess suddenly. 五月心中忽然生出一个荒谬的猜测。 Is impossible? 不可能吧? Having a dream is very normal, but five sisters dreams to the probability of same person, are lower than lottery ticket. 做梦很正常,但五姐妹梦到同一个人的概率,比中彩票还要低。 Although everyone is quintuplets, but telepathy that type of thing absolutely does not have, are at most more than others some tacit understanding. 大家虽然是五胞胎,但‘心灵感应’那种东西完全没有,顶多是比别人多一些默契。 However...... Itsuki always thought that some are not right. 不过……五月总觉得有些不对劲。 Yesterday evening dreamland was too real, happened probably truly is the same. 昨天晚上的梦境太真实了,就好像真正发生过一样。 Usually has a dream to wake had almost forgotten, still remembers the most content yesterday evening dreamland to the present clearly. 平时做梦醒过来差不多就已经忘掉,昨天晚上的梦境到现在还清楚记得大半内容。 cut to the chase, today's learn/study duty has formulated.” Asakawa Naoki knocked the table, „, if not complete, we will continue to study tomorrow.” 闲话少说,今天的学习任务已经制定好了。”浅川直树敲了敲桌子,“如果学不完,我们明天继续学习。” And Does not want, Master.” Yotsuba faded immediately, I tomorrow and friend made to take a walk.” “不、不要啊,师匠。”四叶顿时就蔫了,“我明天和朋友约好了逛街呢。” Sees in the school daily, in the weekend also wants to entangle us, no way.” Nino made an effort to nip a biscuit, seemed like regarded somebody the biscuit. “在学校天天见到也就罢了,周末还想缠着我们,门都没有。”二乃使劲咬了一口饼干,看起来似乎是将饼干当成了某人。 Asakawa Naoki remains unmoved: This is the responsibility as Home Tutor.” 浅川直树不为所动:“这是身为家庭教师的责任。” „, Obviously with us is the classmate, really do not regard Sensei oneself.” “嘁,明明和我们是同级生,别真把自己当成老师了啊。” „......” “……” The atmosphere plays out, is ready to be set off. 气氛剑拔弩张,一触即发。 After short peace, the Yotsuba's sound resounds suddenly: You two duel!” 短暂的安静后,四叶的声音忽然响起:“你们两个决斗吧!” hey?” ?” Yotsuba's proposed that attracted other four people of curiosity quickly. 四叶的提议很快吸引了其余四人的好奇心。 What do you mean?” “什么意思?” Nino is not convinced Asakawa-san, said that anything must oppose, you compete with.” Yotsuba imitates the movement of referee to wield to below, winner has the right that controls the defeated, satisfies both sides.” 二乃不服气浅川同学,说什么都要反对,那你们就比试一下。”四叶模仿裁判员的动作向下一挥,“胜者拥有支配败者的权利,两全其美。” I complied.” Nino eye slightly bright, can bully the Asakawa opportunity to be rarely seen frankly and uprightly. “我答应了。”二乃眼睛微亮,能够光明正大欺负浅川的机会可不多见。 I do not comply.” “我不答应。” Asakawa Naoki decisive rejection. 浅川直树果断拒绝。 Ha?” “哈?” Five sisters simultaneously looked. 五姐妹齐齐望了过来。 „Should you not be the fear?” The Nino right hand pinches the waist, uses method of goading somebody into action, unexpectedly this does not dare to compare, but also is the man?” “你该不是害怕了吧?”二乃右手掐腰,使用激将法,“居然这都不敢比,还是不是男人?” What relations the judgement rule and do the courage of man have?” The Asakawa Naoki complexion is invariable, „isn't could it be the physiological characteristics?” “男人的判断标准和勇气有什么关系?”浅川直树面色不变,“难道不是生理特征吗?” shameless.” 下流。” Excessively.” “过分。” Ichika lifts the hand to cover up the chest: Unexpectedly was in front of our to say dirty joke, Asakawa-san too H.” 一花抬手掩住胸口:“居然当着我们的面说黄段子,浅川同学太H了。” my arse dirty joke! This clearly is the physiological health knowledge that elementary school fifth grade everyone must learn, if oneself took off the clothes to make you get the physical exam, that called shameless! 你妹黄段子!这分明是小学五年级人人都要学习的生理健康知识吧,自己要是脱了衣服让你们检查身体,那才叫下流啊! One of competition preconditions is fair.” Asakawa Naoki raised the protest, your five sisters affirmed brothers, how did I alone win?” “比赛的先决条件之一是公平。”浅川直树提出抗议,“你们五姐妹肯定同气连枝,我一个人怎么赢?” That competition topic Asakawa-san comes.” Yotsuba candid say/way. “那比试题目浅川同学来出。”四叶心直口快道。 That did not have the issue.” Asakawa Naoki turns the head to look to Nino, whose we compete with the girth quotient following decimal/small number to carry a lot.” “那就没问题了。”浅川直树转头看向二乃,“我们比试圆周率后面的小数谁背得多吧。” 3.1415926......” Itsuki opens the eye, the expression is somewhat dull, hey, how many are behind is coming?” “3.1415926……”五月睁大眼睛,表情有些呆,“,后面是多少来着?” Five sisters maths levels are similar, Ichika maths is slightly better, that is also in the dwarf raises, making her recite the decimal point also so, rather the normal person can only recite here. 五姐妹数学水平差不多,一花数学稍微好一些,那也是矮子里面拔高个,让她背诵小数点也就如此了,不如说正常人只能背诵到这里。 Bastard Asakawa!” “混蛋浅川!” Nino gets hold of the powder fist, body battle qi flaming combustion, as if the next quarter must change as the star of platinum, to Asakawa Naoki one set of infinite chain blows: This competition is unfair!” 二乃握紧粉拳,身上斗气熊熊燃烧,仿佛下一刻就要变身为白金之星,给浅川直树一套无限连击:“这种比赛根本就不公平!” Yes.” Yotsuba declared support for Nino, behind decimal point these numbers were pointless, who will recite these things.” “就是。”四叶声援二乃,“小数点后面的那些数字根本就没有意义,谁会背诵那些东西嘛。” Who said that did not have the significance, knows that various countries' large computer detect property the means were even the girth quotient, this was the pearl on maths royal crown, every year March 14, was the international maths festival! 谁说没有意义了,知不知道各国大型计算机检测性能的办法就是就算圆周率,这是数学王冠上的明珠,每年的三月14日,还是国际数学节呢! I can your five person each to recite one.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, you had the absolute population advantage.” “我可以让你们五个人每人背诵一段。”浅川直树十指交叉,“你们占据了绝对人数优势。” that's too much.” Miku could not bear denounce Asakawa Naoki, puff up pink cheeks, hit one slightly.” 好过分。”就连三玖都忍不住声讨浅川直树了,微微鼓起粉腮,“打一顿吧。” Nino pinches finger, on the face is showing the combative smile: This proposed that I approve.” 二乃捏着手指,脸上露出杀气腾腾的笑容:“这个提议我赞同。” Everyone should not be noisy, listening to me to say one.” “大家不要吵,听我说一句。” The critical moment, Ichika bravely steps forward, comforts the younger sister as eldest daughter: Comes a minute/share of victory and defeat with game, decided like this happily.” 关键时刻,一花挺身而出,以长女的身份安抚妹妹:“用游戏来分胜负,就这样愉快的决定了。”
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