TRRLB :: Volume #2

#92: Bowling and dice $ 1 first


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Old main road: He, walked leave alone as scheduled.” 老大道:“别管他,按照原计划走。” Good.” “好嘞。” The second child nods, a foot accelerator gets down, the broken car(riage) made pit-a-pat the sound to clash. They do not dare to take the main road, on the main road is the probe heads, the special choice alley walks...... 老二点头,一脚油门下去,破车发出突突的声音冲了出去。他们不敢走大路,大路上都是探头,专门挑选小路走…… After circling a meeting, entered an alley. 绕了一会后,进了一个胡同。 Santana stops, second child immediately under traffic lane: Walked, changes vehicle!” 桑塔纳停下来,老二立刻下车道:“走了,换车!” Yu Huifei still has not moved, when he hears the back door to open, after the eldest child gets out, this goods open the eye, opened the vehicle door. 余会非依然没动,等他听到后门开开,老大下车后,这货才睁开眼睛,推开了车门。 Side the second child ran to lead the way a van. 老二跑去开路边的一辆面包车了。 The eldest child is scolding to the car(riage) in: Comes out, hurries!” 老大则对着车里面呵斥着:“出来,赶紧的!” It is estimated that facing the reason of woman, the eldest child also relaxes now vigilantly, the muzzle hangs down. Simultaneously a hand extends, caught Song clear. 估计是面对女人的缘故,现在老大也放松了警惕,枪口低垂。同时一只手伸出去,抓宋清。 At this moment, Yu Huifei sticks out suddenly, tramples to the eldest child! 就在这时,余会非暴起,一脚踹向老大! Almost in simultaneously, the eldest child eyes none flashes, the spear/gun in hand took advantage of opportunity to lift, bang! 几乎是在同时,老大眼中精光一闪,手里的枪顺势抬了起来,砰! Yu Huifei was punctured the chest by a spear/gun directly, that flash he felt that the strength was found time, took advantage of opportunity to sit on the ground, lowered the head looked, this really hit on the chest! 余会非直接被一枪打穿了胸口,那一瞬间他感觉力气都被抽空了,顺势坐在了地上,低头一看,这回真打心口上了! The eldest child sneers saying: Although does not know that who you are, but you absolutely are not our family/home third child. Keeps you to come, really thinks that I can't recognize? To lead you to go out of town kills you again...... the result your oneself anxiously starting off.” 老大冷笑道:“虽然不知道你是谁,但是你绝对不是我们家老三。留你过来,真以为我认不出来么?本想带你出了城再弄死你……结果你自己急着上路了。” Yu Huifei looked up the eldest child, the eldest child puts out a hand to tear off the Yu Huifei mask, then surprised say/way: Your didn't motherfucking die?” 余会非抬头看着老大,老大伸手扯下了余会非的面罩,然后惊讶的道:“你tm不是死了么?” Yu Huifei grinned to smile...... 余会非咧嘴笑了…… Song clear noticed that is really Yu Huifei calls out in alarm said: Yu Huifei?!” 宋清看到真的是余会非惊呼道:“余会非?!” Has not waited for her to further respond, the eldest child touches off the trigger again! 没等她进一步反应,老大再次扣动扳机! To the head of Yu Huifei is being a spear/gun! 对着余会非的脑袋又是一枪! Bang! 砰! Yu Huifei has brains dashed out, lying down was motionless on the ground. 余会非脑浆迸裂,躺在地上不动了。 Say/Way that the eldest child coldly: How manages you to live, I do not believe you also to live.” 老大冷冷的道:“管你是怎么活得,我不信你还能活过来。” Yu Huifei!” Song clear yelled sadly. 余会非!”宋清悲伤大叫。 Was actually pointing at with the muzzle by the eldest child: Gets out!” 却被老大用枪口指着:“下车!” Song clear the exceedingly indignant sees the eldest child, old main road: My motherfucking does not know what is shows tender affection, either gets out, either dies with him together!” 宋清无比愤怒的看着老大,老大道:“我tm可不知道什么叫怜香惜玉,要么下车,要么跟他一块去死!” Song clear got out finally...... 宋清最终还是下车了…… Is drawing cash, on that car(riage)!” The eldest child used the muzzle to order to Song clear in behind, obviously, even if facing a woman, this eldest child also maintained 12 to be vigilant. “拿着钱,上那个车!”老大在后面用枪口对着宋清下令,显然,哪怕是面对一个女人,这个老大也保持着十二分警惕。 This is the fellow who ten points care about the detail. 这是一个十分在意细节的家伙。 Another side, Yu Huifei looks at the own corpse, grins: Fuck, in movie often one hits more than ten with the spear/gun is really deceives people, father copes with one to use energy......” 另一边,余会非看着自己的尸体,咧咧嘴道:“我曹,电影里动不动一个打十几个拿枪的果然都是骗人的,老子对付一个都这么费劲……” Nearby, the hornet appeared, said with a smile: That is affirmative, later well cultivation, secular world martial arts cultivation to certain extent, can resists in the short distance and firearms.” 边上,黄蜂出现了,笑道:“那是肯定的了,以后好好修炼,凡间武功修炼到一定程度,还是能在近距离和枪械对抗一下的。” Yu Huifei nods, is pointing at the own body: This suffered a spear/gun, I come up, but can also crawl? After all, such wound, my soul comes up even, properly speaking is still the second dies?” 余会非点头,然后指着自己的身体:“这又挨了一枪,我上去,还能爬起来么?毕竟,这样的伤,我就算灵魂上去,按理说也是秒死吧?” The hornet shakes the head: „ This you do not understand, you are not a mortal, you are a god. However your fleshly body is a mortal, therefore, your present situation is very awkward. 黄蜂摇头:“这你就不懂了,你不是凡人,你是神。但是你的肉身又是凡人,所以,你现在的情况很尴尬。 On the side of you by the rule influence of this world, was actually not restricted by this world rule. 你一边不受凡尘的规则影响,却又受到凡尘的规则制约。 Probably died, the determination of you and average person is different. 就好像死亡,你和普通人的判定就不一样。 Others' words, this fleshly body was definitely cannot use, the soul went back is also dies. 别人的话,这具肉身是肯定不能用了,灵魂回去也是个死。 However you are different, after your soul goes back, the world rule regarding the determination of this fleshly body is, Daoist Immortal, does not die. Therefore, although on your fleshly body has the hole, but still according to the normal person calculates that but can also jump for joy. 但是你不一样,你的灵魂回去后,世界规则对于这个肉身的判定是,神仙,不死。所以,虽然你的肉身上有窟窿,但是依然是按照正常人来算的,还能活蹦乱跳的。 But if your spear/gun, you will die again, naturally, but were many a hole. 但是如果你再中一枪,你还是会死,当然,只是多了一个窟窿而已。 The soul presses again, you can also live...... 灵魂再按回去,你还能活…… Understood? ” 懂了么?” Yu Huifei hear of careless, his oneself made an analogy finally: „ Said, I with game player of this world? The way of dying is like npc, so long as throws soul resurrecting coin, the body is broken can full blood resurrect, although wound also, but the determination is the full condition, disregards it? 余会非听的稀里糊涂的,最后他自己打了个比喻:“是不是说,我就跟这世界的游戏玩家似的?死的方式跟npc一样,但是只要把灵魂这个复活币扔进去,身体多残破都能满血复活,虽然伤口还在,但是判定是满状态,无视它? However encounters the mortal wound again, will die? ” 但是再遭遇致命伤,还是会死?” The hornet hit a sound to refer to: Right, that is it! However your wound by average person ten times of 20 times of speed acceleration self-recoveries, therefore you do not need to worry that the wound is going out to jump to stumble by the day after tomorrow zenith.” 黄蜂打了个响指:“对了,就是这个意思!不过你那伤会以普通人十倍二十倍的速度加速自愈,所以你也不用担心以后天天顶着伤口出去蹦跶。” The Yu Huifei second understood. 余会非秒懂了。 The hornet said with a smile: What's wrong? Must get down to drink, will one come up to bustle about again?” 黄蜂笑道:“咋样?要不要下去喝点,一会再上来忙乎?” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: Ok, does not drink, continue 余会非摇头道:“算了,不喝了,继续吧” The hornet nods, then held Yu Huifei to force in the middle of fleshly body Yu Huifei all of a sudden! 黄蜂点头,然后抓住余会非一下子就将余会非塞进了肉身当中! Yu Huifei enters the flash of body in the soul, winked the winking eyes...... 余会非在灵魂入体的一瞬间,眨了眨双眼…… At this time the second child poked head, shouts: Eldest child, quick...... I...... Fuck......” 这时候老二探出头来,喊道:“老大,快……我……我曹……” The voice of second child stops suddenly, what replaces it is a face compels, to want the insane appearance ignorant, does not dare to believe sees the eldest child behind...... 老二的声音戛然而止,取而代之的是一脸的懵逼,要疯的样子,不敢置信的看着老大的身后…… An eldest child brow wrinkle, suddenly then! 老大眉头一皱,猛然回头! Saw is only just knocked down the fellow sat! 只见刚刚被打倒在地的家伙又坐了起来! At this moment, let alone the second child, was even bold, killing without batting an eye old scared mostly, subconscious drank to ask: What thing your is motherfucking?” 这一刻,别说老二了,就算是胆大包天,杀人不眨眼的老大都吓坏了,下意识的喝问道:“你tm是个什么东西?” Yu Huifei flexure scratched the head, is saying with a smile to the eldest child: Eh......” 余会非挠了挠头,对着老大笑道:“额……” Bang! 砰! Have brains dashed out! 脑浆迸裂! Yu Huifei lay down! 余会非又躺下了! Is always angry saying: Managing you are anything...... I do not believe that you can also live!” 老大怒道:“管你是什么东西……我不信,你还能活!” Angrily roars, eldest child's to the Yu Huifei body is being the consecutively several spears/guns, the one breath polishes all bullets. 怒吼中,老大对着余会非的身体就是连续几枪,一口气将所有子弹都打光了。 Yu Huifei that head with bowling, several holes. 余会非那脑袋就跟个保龄球似的,好几个洞。 Sees this, let alone the eldest child, the Yu Huifei soul squatted in the nearby looks at such fleshly body, suspected that oneself can also live. 看到这一幕,别说老大了,余会非的灵魂蹲在边上看着这样的肉身,都怀疑自己还能不能活过来了。 Song Qinggeng was frightened loses color. 宋清更是被吓得面无血色。 Although her character strong, has the toughness. However eventually is the average person, when has seen such bloody murder way? 她的性格虽然坚强、有韧性。但是终究是普通人啊,什么时候见过这么血腥的杀人方式? Has not seen has died and been reborn, comes back to life the strange scene and dying. 更没见过这么死而复生,复生又死的诡异场面了。 That side second child could not have borne start to spit. 那边的老二已经忍不住开始吐了。 On eldest child's face angry, fired off the bullet, determined that Yu Huifei does not move, this then pulled Song clear to walk in the direction of car(riage). Walks while said: „The second child, drives!” 老大的脸上只有愤怒,打完了子弹,确定余会非不动弹了,这才回头扯着宋清就往车的方向走。一边走一边道:“老二,开车!” The second child is spitting, hears this saying, hurries to set out to drive. 老二正吐着呢,听到这话,赶紧起身去开车。 The result is on the rise, eyeball stares exploded quickly! 结果一抬头,眼珠子瞪的都快炸出来了! The eldest child also has to plant not the good premonition...... 老大也有种不好的预感…… At this time, let alone they two, even Song clear a little scalp tingles. Whom changed to see a person kept was fired, the head made into the screen, but can also crawl, who can be calm? 这时候,别说他们两了,就算是宋清都有点头皮发麻了。换了谁看到一个人不停的被人射击,脑袋都打成筛子了,还能爬起来,谁能淡定啊? At this moment, the eldest child only thought that the own neck becomes stiff, the whole body sends cold, turning head slowly, the mouth is scolding: Impossible......” 这一刻,老大只觉得自己的脖子发僵,浑身发寒,缓缓的回头,嘴里骂着:“不可能……” Then sees the brick front surface to pat together! 然后就见一块板砖迎面拍来! Bang life! 砰的一生! The eldest child called out pitifully, is covering the face but actually! 老大惨叫一声,捂着脸就倒了下去! Yu Huifei withstand/top the hole of that full head to ride on eldest child's body, turns the brick is being one pats to his head melon seed! 余会非顶着那满脑袋的窟窿骑在老大的身上,轮着板砖对着他的脑袋瓜子就是一顿拍啊! Pats while to scold: Cao, you made into the bowling father's prosperous times appearance, today the father does not make into the dice not to bring to call a halt you!” 一边拍一边骂道:“曹,你把老子的盛世容颜都打成保龄球了,今天老子不把你打成骰子都不带停手的!” After the eldest child called out pitifully sad and shrill two, did not have the sound, although that head had not been made dice so many holes, but the indeed hit edges and corners were distinct, just like a dice. 老大凄厉的惨叫了两声后就没动静了,那脑袋虽然没被打出骰子那么多洞,但是的确被打的更加棱角分明,宛若一个骰子了。 Yu Huifei carries the brick to stand, moves toward the second child. 余会非拎着板砖站起来,走向老二。 The second child frightened cried at the scene, the pants crotch became one piece instantaneously wet, passed one to kneel on the ground, kowtowed such as mashes up garlic general calling out: Big brother, Sir, Daoist Immortal, I knew mistakenly, asking you to put me.” 老二吓得当场就哭了,裤裆瞬间就湿成了一片,噗通一声跪在了地上,磕头如捣蒜一般的叫道:“大哥,大爷,神仙啊,我知道错了,求求你放了我吧。” The second child spirit collapsed directly. 老二精神直接崩溃了。 Yu Huifei wiped the eye, above is the blood, blocked from the line of sight. 余会非擦了擦眼睛,上面都是血,遮住视线了。 Yu Huifei walked to pat the face of opposite party, then scolded one: „To take my granddaughter's advantage on your motherfucking?” 余会非走过去拍了拍对方的脸,然后骂了一句:“就你tm想占我孙女的便宜?” During the speeches, the hand has the brick to fall, the second child was patted to faint directly. 说话间吗,手起板砖落,老二直接被拍晕了过去。 Processed the second child, Yu Huifei kicks the spear/gun of opposite party one side, then looked at pale incomparable Song clear, grinned says with a smile: Warning......” 处理完老二,余会非将对方的枪踢到了一边,然后回头看了一眼脸色苍白无比的宋清,咧嘴一笑道:“报警吧……” Song clear recovered at this time, a big eye stubbornly is staring at Yu Huifei: You...... you......” 宋清这时候才回过神来,一双大眼睛死死的盯着余会非:“你……你……” Yu Huifei shakes the head, finally brain fluid flies randomly. 余会非摇了摇头,结果脑浆子乱飞。 Yu Huifei is helpless, turns around to say to the air: Brothers, these holes what to do?” 余会非无奈,转身对着空气说道:“兄弟,这些窟窿咋办啊?” The hornet said: This...... you hide, I help under your processing.” 黄蜂道:“这个……你躲一下,我帮你处理下吧。” Yu Huifei nods, went to behind the van with the hornet, position that just Song clear could not see. 余会非点头,跟着黄蜂去了面包车后面,刚好宋清看不到的位置。 Then...... 然后…… Then Yu Huifei saw that the hornet ripped some cloth strips on him, coiled the one by one small volume to force on hole on his head, in the body! 然后余会非就看到黄蜂在他身上撕了些布条,卷成一个个小卷塞进他脑袋上、身体上的窟窿里了! After finishing up, the hornet took a cell phone to photograph to say to Yu Huifei: Come, has a look...... is perfect?” 完事了之后,黄蜂拿过一个手机对着余会非拍了个照道:“来,看看……是不是完美?” Yu Huifei looked, exploded with rage directly, how many holes bowling this head were many, now lets with Immortal ball that directly the hornet inserts, but also is perfect? He really thinks bah his face! 余会非一看,直接气炸了,这脑袋原本是多了几个洞的保龄球,现在直接让黄蜂插的跟个仙人球似的了,还完美?他真想呸丫的一脸! The hornet said: „ Does not have the means that I am Yin God. Although I can display magical power near Gate of Hell, but the principle of this secular world is actually, my magical power cannot fall and this world. In other words, even if I am capable of helping you cure the wound, cannot display. In other words displayed, has nothing to use, your fleshly body, is the determination of mortal...... 黄蜂道:“没办法啊,我是阴神。我虽然能在鬼门关附近施展神通,但是这凡间的法则却是,我的神通不能落及凡尘。也就是说,我就算有能力帮你治愈伤口,也不能施展。换句话说就是施展了,也没啥用,你的肉身,是凡人的判定…… Rule thing, is unable to put things clearly white, in any case, is that a matter. ” 规则这东西,说不清道不明白,反正啊,就是那么回事。” Yu Huifei said: How my soul you can......” 余会非道:“那我的灵魂你咋就能……” The hornet said: I stress your soul time , because you died. You do not die, I cannot stress your soul, is right? If I really can display magical power, just did not need you to suffer the bullet.” 黄蜂道:“我抓你灵魂的时候,是因为你死了。你不死,我也不能抓你灵魂啊,对不对?我要是真能施展神通,刚刚也不用你去挨枪子了。” Yu Huifei thinks is also . Moreover the hornet can achieve in this share, is very really kind. 余会非想想也是,而且黄蜂能做到这个份上,也已经十分够意思了。 Ok, said no matter how, many thanks.” Yu Huifei said. “行了,不管怎么说,多谢了。”余会非道。 The hornet said with a smile: Oneself brothers, you're welcome. Matter? Was all right I to walk?” 黄蜂笑道:“自家兄弟,不用客气。还有事么?没事我走了啊?” Yu Huifei nods: I do not deliver.” 余会非点头:“那我就不送了啊。” The hornet shook the head, turns around to disappear. 黄蜂摇摇头,转身消失了。 Yu Huifei was illuminating the photo to the vehicle on glass, say/way that shuts out: Real motherfucking is ugly!” 余会非对着车上的玻璃照了照,嫌弃的道:“真tm丑!” At this time, Song clear came, looks at Yu Huifei this appearance, the expression is the incomparable strangeness, does not know that must cry, must smile. 这时候,宋清过来了,看着余会非这个样子,表情是无比的古怪,不知道是要哭,还是要笑。 Yu Huifei shot a look at her one eyes saying: Doesn't fear me?” 余会非瞥了她一眼道:“不怕我啊?” Song clear shakes the head, nods. 宋清摇了摇头,又点了点头。 Yu Huifei said: „Are you fear or do not fear?” 余会非道:“你这是怕还是不怕啊?” Song scavenged: My grandfather has said that something like the dogs, the strangers saw, will feel dog long ominous, scary. However Master saw, will think that the dog is very lovable, did not fear.” 宋清道:“我爷爷说过,有些东西就像狗,陌生人看到了,会觉得狗长的凶,吓人。但是主人看到了,会觉得狗很可爱,不怕。” Yu Huifei hears this saying, two turn said: You went back to say with your grandfather, your two grandfathers I then drank him!” 余会非听到这话,两眼一翻道:“你回去跟你爷爷说,你二爷爷我回头喝死丫的!” Song clear tittered one to smile, was only that smile very strange. 宋清噗嗤一声笑了出来,只是那笑容十分的古怪。 Yu Huifei said: Ok, do not look.” 余会非道:“行了,别看了。” „Are you person is a ghost? Daoist Immortal? Superpower?” Song your question. “你是人是鬼?还是神仙?或者超能力者?”宋清问。 Yu Huifei grins about her says with a smile: I...... am individual. All these that you see, but is a camouflage, you think that I was really hit?” 余会非对她咧嘴一笑道:“我啊……就是个人。你看到的这一切,不过是一种障眼法而已,你以为我真被打中啦?” Song clear knit the brows: Not?” 宋清皱眉:“难道不是么?” Yu Huifei shakes the head...... 余会非摇头…… At this moment, the distant place resounded the siren. 就在这时,远处响起了警笛声。 Yu Huifei said: Ok, rubbish, the police came. I do not want to deal with them, some people asked that...... you arrange casually.” 余会非道:“行了,不废话了,警察来了。我可不想跟他们打交道,有人问……你随便编吧。” Then, Yu Huifei turned around to run. 说完,余会非转身就跑了。 Song clear called out: „Do I arrange? How do I arrange?” 宋清叫道:“我编?我怎么编啊?” Yu Huifei shouts: How would I know.” 余会非喊道:“我哪知道啊。” Then this goods really ran not to have the shadow...... 然后这货真的跑没影了…… After Yu Huifei left the crime scene, pulled out the pocket, touches a wallet unexpectedly. In the wallet has 500 oceans! 余会非离开了案发现场后,掏了掏口袋,竟然摸出来一个钱包。钱包里足足有五百大洋! Yu Huifei knows, this is third child's wallet. 余会非知道,这是老三的钱包。 He grinned, smiles: Paternal grandmother leg, this also made a wealth? Really good is rewarded with good hahahaha......” 他咧咧嘴,笑了:“奶奶腿的,这也算是发了笔财吧?果然善有善报哈哈哈哈……” Then Yu Huifei looked for no one's place, took off the clothes. red robe shines, immediately bloodstain entire quilt lived. 然后余会非找了个没人的地方,将衣服脱了。红袍子亮出来,顿时身上的血迹全被盖住了。 Yu Huifei looked for a black pocket, pulled out on two hole set of heads, then such walking swayingly on street. 余会非又找了个黑口袋,掏了两窟窿套脑袋上了,然后就这么晃晃悠悠的走在了街道上。 On street, although many people. 街道上,虽然有不少人。 However everyone also no one cares about Yu Huifei to dress up strangely, after all currently this society, what thing has, is not unusual. 但是大家倒也没人在意余会非的这种古怪装扮,毕竟现在这个社会,啥样的玩意都有,不稀奇。 Yu Huifei wants to hit a taxi, finally the taxi looked he hoodwinks the head to go out of town, is thief remote of, refused to take passengers directly. 余会非本来想打个出租车的,结果出租车一看他蒙着脑袋要出城,还是贼偏僻的那种,直接就拒载了。 Yu Huifei is helpless, has to telephone to the village, making White Impermanence sit the sled to meet him to the ancient forest suburban area. 余会非无奈,只好给村子里打了个电话,让白无常坐雪橇到古林市郊区来接他。 His oneself was at the suburb crossroad on foot...... 自己则徒步走到了郊区路口…… Time of going home, already dusk. 回到家的时候,已经天黑了。 Shoves open the front gate, Yu Huifei saw that Cui Jue, Black Impermanence and Cowherd they gather together boils the pickled cabbage in the courtyard. 推开院门,余会非就看到崔珏黑无常牛郎他们聚在一起在院子煮酸菜呢。 Yu Huifei throws 500 money say/way conveniently: Goes, buys the meat.” 余会非随手扔出去五百块钱道:“去,买点肉去。” Money also decline place, Cowherd with rocket , one grasps in the hand, ran away. 钱还没落地呢,牛郎就跟火箭似的,冲过来,一把抓在手里,撒腿就跑了。 Yu Huifei then shouts: Remembers the belt/bring two bottles of elm money! Do not dig out, does not drink sorghum liquor!” 余会非回头喊道:“记得带两瓶榆树钱啊!别抠搜的,不喝二锅头啦!” Cowherd said: Knows!” 牛郎道:“知道啦!” Little Yu, on your head what's the matter?” Ox-Head asked. 小鱼,你这脑袋上咋回事啊?”牛头问。 Yu Huifei closes the front door, then pulls the pocket. 余会非把大门关上,然后将口袋扯下来。 That flash, in the entire courtyard fell into quietly middle. 那一瞬间,整个院子里都陷入了沉寂当中。 The Yu Huifei heart said: Like this at least I, this group of brothers must be filled with righteous indignation shouted one, helping father revenge?” 余会非心道:“我都这样了,这帮兄弟最起码得义愤填膺的喊一声,帮老子报仇吧?” Finally...... 结果…… Hahahaha......” “哈哈哈哈……” In the courtyard is completely to ridicule the sound...... 院子里尽是嘲笑声…… Face of Yu Huifei black with Howling Celestial Dog, scolded: Cao, one crowd does not have the conscience.” 余会非的脸黑的跟哮天犬似的,骂道:“曹,一群没良心的。”
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