Yu Huifei one hear, salutes upon meeting immediately: „Originally you are head Zhong Kui in legend!” 余会非一听,顿时见礼:“原来您就是传说中的天师钟馗啊！” Zhong Kui laughs saying: „When does not get the legend, but handled a serious matter. Brother odd/surplus, your matter, I basically knew. Although has not come up, but I have the contact method with Old Cui...... the brothers, do not use the smalltalk.” 钟馗哈哈大笑道:“当不得传说,只是做了点本分的事情而已。余兄弟,你的事情呢,我基本都知道了。虽然没上去,但是我跟老崔还是有联系方式的……自家兄弟,不用客套。” Yu Huifei relaxes immediately, does not need the smalltalk to be good, he most fears is the smalltalk. 余会非顿时松了口气,不用客套就好,他最怕的就是客套。 Yu Huifei asked: „Clock......” 余会非问道:“钟……” „Called the big brother.” Zhong Kui dao. “叫大哥吧。”钟馗道。 Yu Huifei said: „Big brother bell, brother I now this/should what course to follow?” 余会非道:“钟大哥,那老弟我现在该何去何从啊？” Zhong Kui said with a smile: „You are the deity, the secular world method should not kill you. Your name is not on Life and Death Book, the soul, naturally damn.” 钟馗笑道:“你是天神,凡间手段本不该弄死你。你的名字不在生死簿上,灵魂还在,自然就更不该死了。” Yu Huifei scratches the head: „Didn't I...... this die?” 余会非挠挠头:“那我……这不是也死了么？” Zhong Kui said with a smile: „You indeed died, but King of Hell does not make you die, secular world who can make you die? My this makes the hornet deliver you to go back, you are the deity, so long as soul homing, fleshly body self-recovery!” 钟馗笑道:“你的确死了,但是阎王不让你死,凡间谁能让你死呢？我这就让黄蜂送你回去,你是天神,只要灵魂归位,肉身自愈！” Yu Huifei one hear, the eye shone immediately: „Thanked the brother!” 余会非一听,眼睛顿时亮了:“谢了老哥！” „Walks, I deliver you to go back.” The hornet said. “走吧,我送你回去。”黄蜂道。 Yu Huifei remembered a matter suddenly, asked: „Big brother bell, asked your matter. I died was so long, went back again, was outside several years? My that won't fleshly body have fired the ash?” 余会非忽然想起一件事了,问道:“钟大哥,问你个事。我死了这么久了,再回去,是不是外面都好几年了？我那肉身不会已经烧成灰了吧？” Zhong Kui laughs: „What is Daoist Immortal? What to jump out of beside Three Realms? When you Three Realms is Heaven and Earth person Three Realms?” 钟馗哈哈大笑:“何为神仙？何为跳出三界之外？你当三界是天地人三界么？” Yu Huifei resounds the Cui Jue words suddenly, Daoist Immortal dominates existence above three dimensional, can walk randomly in the middle of the time river, free round trip person. 余会非猛然响起崔珏的话,神仙是凌驾于三维之上的存在,可以游走在时间长河当中,自由来去之人。 The hornet said: „I will deliver you returned to you just dead...... felt relieved that will not delay the matter.” 黄蜂道:“我会送你回到你刚死的时候……放心吧,不会耽误事儿的。” Yu Huifei said: „That...... we do that won't be tidied up?” 余会非道:“那个……咱们这么做,不会被收拾吧？” Cui Jue has said that Heavenly Court has the regulator, does not allow Daoist Immortal to shuttle back and forth in the space and time carelessly, carelessly revision in the past or in the future. 崔珏说过,天庭有监管机构,不允许神仙在时空中胡乱穿梭,胡乱修改过去或者未来。 The hornet shakes the head: „Your idle capital should not, be a mistake. We deliver you to go back, is the error correction, this will not be tidied up.” 黄蜂摇头:“你死本就不应该,算是一种错误。我们送你回去,算是纠错,这个不会被收拾。” Yu Huifei felt relieved immediately, then sees the own two granddaughters, he troubled the families to be many enough, said again, his oneself was a little embarrassed: „This......” 余会非顿时放心了,然后看着自己的两个孙女,他麻烦人家够多了,再说下去,他自己都有点不好意思了:“这……” Zhong Kui said with a smile: „ Your death itself/Ben was a mistake, the deaths of other people because your death caused, needs to correct inevitably. They will also be returned to the original time to go. 钟馗笑道:“你的死亡本就是一个错误,因为你的死亡引起的一些其他人的死亡,也必然需要纠正。她们也会被送回原本的时间去。 Naturally, if you cannot protect them, making them die, they must come the report. 当然了,如果你护不住她们,让她们又死了,那她们还得过来报道。 If you saved them, they naturally took advantage of opportunity to go on living. ” 如果你救了她们,她们自然就顺势活下去了。” Yu Huifei nods , indicating that understood: „Ok, hurried, I must go back to turn these bastard dry/does!” 余会非点头,表示明白了:“行了,赶紧走吧,我要回去干翻那些王八蛋！” That flash that the bank, Yu Huifei just breathed. 银行,余会非刚咽气的那一瞬间。 The ghost gate that no one can see together opened, Yu Huifei walked. 一道谁都看不到的鬼门打开了,余会非走了出来。 The hornet looks at the ground Yu Huifei, collects, has a look at the tunnel of that chest: „...... The marksmanship is not good, but also missed.” 黄蜂看着地上的余会非,凑过去,看看那胸口的洞道:“啧啧……枪法不行啊,还差了点。” Yu Huifei said: „Rubbish, hurrying makes me resurrect. Do not wait for death quite a while opened the eye again, that was too scary.” 余会非道:“别废话了,赶紧让我复活吧。别等死半天了再睁眼睛,那太吓人了。” The hornet smiled, will begin, Yu Huifei said: „Yeah, waits for the meeting. Met me to resurrect, you left anxiously......” 黄蜂笑了,正要动手呢,余会非道:“哎,等会啊。一会我复活了,你别急着走啊……” The hornet stares, later understands the meaning of Yu Huifei, the nod said: „Ok.” 黄蜂一愣,随后明白了余会非的意思,点头道:“行。” At this moment, robber old main road: „Cries, cried to kill you again!” 就在这时,劫匪老大道:“哭个屁,再哭杀了你们！” Song clear covered the mouth of solemn young wine, at this time she knows, cannot cry again, otherwise must be driven to death after suffering an injustice. 宋清捂住了穆小酒的嘴,这时候她知道,不能再哭了,否则都得枉死。 „The third child, you processes the corpse, do not place this to be an eyesore!” Old main road. “老三,你把尸体处理一下,别放在这碍眼！”老大道。 The third child nods saying: „Good eldest child.” 老三点头道:“好嘞老大。” The third child walks, shoved open Song clear, then towed a foot of Yu Huifei to walk toward the distant place. 老三走过去,推开宋清,然后拖着余会非的一只脚就往远处走去。 The blood hauls all the way is being always long...... 一路上鲜血拖拉着老长…… Alarmed. 触目惊心。 Yu Huifei is not glad: „Fuck, you and other meetings, I did not have the homing!” 余会非不乐意了:“我曹,你等会啊,我还没归位呢！” During the speeches, Yu Huifei pursued. 说话间,余会非追了上去。 The third child towed Yu Huifei to go to a nearby room, lost Yu Huifei conveniently, scolded: „Mother, died getting what one deserves, making you eat the cucumber to me! I!” 老三拖着余会非去了边上的一个屋子里,随手将余会非丢了进去,骂道:“妈的,死了活该,让你给我吃黄瓜！我呸！” Then, the third child remembered the cucumber to come, but also before really Yu Huifei, gave his cucumber to take, ate, ate while scolds: „ Hero rescues beautiful, was sick...... you dead now, your woman do not marry to have a child other man? Ten years later, whose motherfucking remembers you. 说完,老三想起黄瓜来了,还真把余会非之前给他的黄瓜拿了出来,吃了起来,一边吃一边骂:“英雄救美,有病……你现在死了,你的女人还不是要跟别的男人结婚生孩子？十年之后,谁tm记得你。 However you could rest assured that met me to give to manage her, fresh was also my child, ha haha...... ” 不过你放心,一会我就把她给办了,生的也是我的孩子,哈哈哈……” Third child wild smiling, with a smile the expression was then stiff, finally becomes the incomparable distortion, strange, to fear! 老三猖狂的笑着,然后笑着笑着表情就僵硬了,最后变得无比扭曲、诡异、恐惧起来！ Sees only that to lie down in the corpse of ground, sat slowly got up, then pulled out one from the pants crotch- one meter came the long old cucumber to plant! 只见那本应该躺在地上的尸体,缓缓坐了起来了,然后从裤裆里掏出来一根-一米来长的老黄瓜种！ The old cucumber plants, is different from the ordinary tender cucumber, this thing thick-skinned, with pumpkin. 老黄瓜种,不同于普通的嫩黄瓜,这东西皮厚的很,跟南瓜似的。 In Northeast, after is peels, under the piece piece by piece, mixes the cold dish to eat. 在东北,都是削了皮后,片下一片片的,拌凉菜吃。 This old cucumber plants the ten points has the toughness, does not use the words of blade, bare-handed is very difficult to break off. 这种老黄瓜种十分的有韧性,不用刀的话,徒手很难掰断。 Now Yu Huifei pulls out is this type of thing, but, this old cucumber plants, because is the reason of Yu Huifei manufacture, is the terminal flower belt/bring thorn, one meter comes to the field, the arm thick or thin old cucumber to plant, the above thorn was very big! Pulled out the process from the pants crotch in any case, the Yu Huifei sore tears comes out! 现在余会非掏出来的就是这种东西,只不过,这老黄瓜种因为是余会非制造的缘故,也是顶花带刺的,一米来场,胳膊粗细的老黄瓜种,上面的刺就别提多大了！反正从裤裆里掏出来过程,余会非疼的眼泪都出来了！ „You, you, what thing are you?” The third child was frightened the urine at the scene! “你,你,你是个什么东西？”老三当场就被吓尿了！ Was punctured the chest, flowed a place blood, has died thoroughly, without person of breath! 一个被打穿了胸口,流了一地血,已经死透了,没呼吸的人！ Actually stood! 却站起来了！ How he also pulls one should not from the pants crotch, super big cucumber that cannot keep! 他还从裤裆里扯出一个怎么都不应该,也藏不住的超级大黄瓜来！ Strange! 诡异！ Scary...... 吓人…… Yu Huifei stands before him, a becoming known tooth is smiling to him: „Brother, eats the cucumber?” 余会非就这么站在他面前,咧着一口大白牙对他笑呢:“老弟,吃黄瓜么？” „Aiya I hold!” Third child's hair stood instantaneously in that moment! “哎呀我操！”老三的头发在那一刻瞬间就站起来了！ Eldest child who his eyeball stares, subconscious wants to yell, result that big cucumber front surface pounded! 他眼珠子瞪的老大,下意识的想要大叫,结果那大黄瓜迎面砸了过来！ Bang! 砰！ Cucumber collapse broken, the third child was patted directly turns in the place. 黄瓜崩断,老三直接被拍翻在地。 Without the third child crawled, the Yu Huifei second cucumber has pulled out, to the third child is being a cucumber, this old cucumber is competitive, a stick comes up, cucumber break at the same time, third child's sore big mouth opens, wants to yell. 没等老三爬起来,余会非第二根黄瓜已经掏出来了,对着老三又是一黄瓜,这老黄瓜就是韧性十足,一棍子上去,黄瓜断裂的同时,老三疼的大嘴张开,就想大叫。 Yu Huifei took advantage of opportunity inserts his mouth the half cucumber in hand directly. 余会非顺势就将手里的半截黄瓜直接插他嘴里了。 „I make you call, I make you call!” Yu Huifei spoke this saying, forces in the mouth of opposite party the cucumber. “我让你叫,我让你叫！”余会非说这话,不停的将黄瓜塞进对方的嘴里。 The third child quickly was insane, a deceased person sudden sudden rising, but also motherfucking child in non-stop from the pants pocket pulls out the terminal flower belt/bring one after another to puncture the big cucumber that! 老三都快疯了,一个死人突然诈尸了,还tm从裤兜子里不停的掏出来一根又一根的顶花带刺的大黄瓜来！ What ghost is this? 这到底是个什么鬼？ The cucumber forces in the mouth, stopped up the breath of third child, in addition a Yu Huifei cucumber meal makes an effort to turn, hit third child head with bighead! 黄瓜塞进嘴里,堵住了老三的呼吸,再加上余会非一顿黄瓜套餐使劲轮,打的老三脑袋跟个胖头鱼似的！ This fellow one has not met two to turn white. 这家伙没一会两眼就翻白了。 Yu Huifei saw the difference to be good, drew out the cucumber. 余会非见差不错了,拔出黄瓜。 Third child's subconscious depth inspires must wake. 老三下意识的深吸一口气就要醒过来。 Yu Huifei lifted the hand is an old cucumber plants to pat! 余会非抬手就是一根老黄瓜种拍了下来！ Bang! 砰！ The third child raises head to fall to the ground, fainted thoroughly. 老三仰头倒地,彻底晕死了过去。 Yu Huifei has a look in the hand the remaining half cucumbers, said with a smile: „Has told you early, you will like my cucumber.” 余会非看看手里剩下的半截黄瓜,笑道:“早跟你说过,你会喜欢我的黄瓜的。” Discarded the cucumber in hand conveniently, Yu Huifei dug up third child's clothes, established the invisible condition own long robe, then third child's clothes set on own, particularly that mask after on the head buckled, he to the glass was looking, did not examine carefully, could not branch out the difference of him and third child. 随手扔掉手里的黄瓜,余会非将老三的衣服扒了下来,将自己的长袍设置成隐形状态,然后将老三的衣服套在自己的身上了,尤其是那面罩往脑袋上一扣后,他对着玻璃看了看,不细看,根本分不出他和老三的区别。 Yu Huifei searched for searching for on third child's body, what makes his depressed is, on the third child does not have the spear/gun, only has a short sword. 余会非在老三的身上搜了搜,让他郁闷的是,老三身上并没有枪,只有一把短刀。 „Mother...... doesn't this cheat?” Yu Huifei could not bear shout 'motherfucker'. “妈的……这不坑人呢么？”余会非忍不住骂娘了。 However he is also clear, in their, wants to make the spear/gun is very difficult, these three people can make two spears/guns to be very flamboyant. 不过他也清楚,在他们这,想弄把枪是非常困难的,这三个人能弄两把枪已经很牛逼了。 That the short sword stopper pocket, Yu Huifei deeply inspired conveniently, opens the door to go out. 随手将那把短刀塞口袋里,余会非深吸一口气,推开门出去了。 „Third child? Third child your ink marks what?” The second child is roaring. “老三？老三你墨迹什么呢？”老二在吼了。 Yu Huifei coughed, then waved, hints oneself to be all right. 余会非一阵咳嗽走了出去,然后挥挥手,示意自己没事。 The second child nods, has not looked at Yu Huifei, but stares at these bank customers saying: „Other motherfucking moves heedlessly, otherwise I kill you!” 老二点点头,没多看余会非,而是盯着那些银行客户道:“都别tm乱动,否则我弄死你们！” They look at the robber to kill people, who also dares to move heedlessly? 他们看着劫匪杀人,谁还敢乱动啊？ Trembling of one by one, shrinks one group. 一个个的瑟瑟发抖,缩成一团。 Song clear lowered the head to hug the solemn young wine, the long eyelash shook, the look was sharp, has the ray of hatred. Obviously, in Song Qingxin was not law-abiding, she wants to make anything...... 宋清低着头搂着穆小酒,长长的睫毛一抖一抖的,眼神犀利,带着仇恨的光芒。显然,宋清心中并不安分,她想做点什么…… clear/pain Yu has scared, squatted does not dare to move in that completely. 楚瑜已经吓坏了,蹲在那完全不敢动了。 The eldest child non-stop is striking the window: „Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!” 老大不停的敲打着窗户:“快点,快点,快点！” At this time outside some people must come, finally saw the robbers, and after blood of ground, turned around to run. 这时候外面有人要进来,结果看到劫匪们,以及地上的血后转身就跑了。 The second child scolded: „Grass! The eldest child, the eldest child, I heard the siren!” 老二骂道:“草！老大,老大,我听到警笛声了！” The eldest child angrily roars: „Gives me money, hurries to give me!” 老大怒吼:“把钱给我,赶紧给我！” In the bank people do not dare rubbish, the bank managers clench teeth, oneself carried the purse to open the door, and closed the burglar-proof door conveniently. 银行里面的人也不敢废话,银行经理一咬牙,自己拎着钱袋子开门出来了,并且随手关上了防盗门。 So as to avoid eldest child second child to/clashes the wound to the staff...... 免得老大老二冲进去伤到员工…… The eldest child grins says with a smile: „motherfucking is very unyielding.” 老大咧嘴一笑道:“还tm挺硬气的。” During the speeches, the eldest child tramples, tramples the bank managers falls to the ground, takes up the ground the purse to call Laoer third child: „Walked!” 说话间,老大一脚踹过去,将银行经理踹倒在地,拿起地上的钱袋子招呼老二老三:“走了！” „Does eldest child, walk? I feared that on the road was stopped up, catches a hostage.” The second child shouts. “老大,就这么走啊？我怕路上被堵啊,抓个人质吧。”老二喊道。 The eldest child hesitant, Yu Huifei wants saying: „Other.” 老大犹豫了一下,余会非很想说:“别的啊。” Does, two person two spears/guns, dispersing of standing. He does not have the opportunity to act, acts forcefully, as long as two people open fire, he bustled about white/in vain, does not do well to enrage two people, one acted unreasonably, here must die several people. 奈何,两个人两把枪,站的又散开的。他也没机会出手,强行出手,两人但凡有一个开枪,他都白忙乎,弄不好激怒了两人,一顿乱来,这里又得死几个人了。 He is clear remembering, Song clear the amicable young wine has died...... 他可是清楚的记得,宋清和穆小酒可是死过的…… These two absolutely are not the good kind. 这两人绝对不是什么善类。 He only thinks that these two hurry, to no one's place, he does accounts with them again. ” 他只想这两人赶紧出去,到个没人的地方,他再跟他们算账。” Eldest child nod: „Right that you said that you two follow us!” 老大点头:“你说的对,你们两个跟我们走！” Old thumb impressively was Song clear the amicable young wine, it is estimated that he also felt two girls, seized the comparison to feel relieved. 老大指着的赫然是宋清和穆小酒,估计他也是觉得两个女孩子,抓走比较放心吧。 Mu Xiaojiu frightens cries aloud: „Does not want, I do not follow you.” 穆小酒吓得哇哇大哭:“不要,我不要跟你们走。” Was always angry, Song scavenged: „I follow you, do not lead her, she is also only a child.” 老大怒了,宋清道:“我跟你们走,别带她了,她还只是一个孩子。” Song clear raised the head, the second child eyes shone. Even the eldest child still lifted the eyelid slightly, but the eldest child apparently has no interest in the female sexual attractiveness, not too many look changes, but nods: „Leads her to walk, when looked for the wife to you.” 宋清一抬头,老二眼睛都亮了。就算是老大也微微的抬了抬眼皮,不过老大显然对女色没兴趣,并没有太多的神色变化,不过还是点点头:“带她走,就当给你们找媳妇了。” The second child smiled...... 老二笑了…… The Yu Huifei performing skill also arrived, reveals the bright badness to smile. 余会非演技也到位,露出了灿烂的坏笑。 At this time, the second child must pass to make an arrest, the smile in that brings the endless dreadfulness 这时候,老二要过去抓人,那眼中的笑容带着无尽的猥琐 Where Yu Huifei can make this fellow bump Song clear, the ghost knows that this goods can not seize the chance to flirt honestly. 余会非哪能让这家伙去碰宋清,鬼知道这货会不会不老实趁机吃豆腐。 Therefore Yu Huifei first step rushes, held Song clear hehe smiled, ambiguous say/way: „I come.” 于是余会非先一步冲了上去,一把抓住宋清嘿嘿的笑了,含糊的道:“我来。” The alarm sound is still making a sound, the Yu Huifei sound is ambiguous, eldest child second child has not listened clearly. Two people think subconsciously the third child is a third child, therefore has not thought. 警报声还在响着,余会非的声音含糊,老大老二也没听清楚。两人下意识的认为老三就是老三,所以也没多想。 After all, what the third child drags away is a chest is hit the deceased person, even if has not died thoroughly, impossible vivid standing acts in a play with them in this. 毕竟,老三拖走的是个胸口中弹的死人,就算没死透,也不可能生龙活虎的站在这跟他们演戏。 However from the Yu Huifei very near Song clear actually doubt looked at Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei lowers the sound saying: „Do not visit me, giving it away was miserable.” 但是距离余会非很近的宋清却狐疑的看了一眼余会非,余会非压低声音道:“别看我,穿帮了就惨了。” In Song clear the eyes flashed through wipes does not dare to believe the color, later none sparkled, then lowered the head to the nearby Mu Xiaojiu who wanted to throw said: „Young wine, you give me to treat honestly. When I come back......” 宋清的眼中闪过一抹不敢置信之色,随后精光闪闪,然后低着头对边上想要扑上来的穆小酒道:“小酒,你给我老实待着。等我回来……” The solemn young wine was really scared, is at a loss, the brain will not transfer. 穆小酒真的被吓坏了,六神无主,脑子都不会转了。 Heard Song clear saying that her subconscious stopped. 听到宋清这么说,她下意识的就停了下来。 Song Qingdeng clear/pain Yu: „clear/pain Yu, you, if the man, watches the young wine to me!” 宋清瞪了一眼楚瑜:“楚瑜,你要是个男人,就给我看住小酒！” clear/pain Yu hit to startle, seemed called back the soul to come, held the solemn young wine, stubbornly drew is not making her act unreasonably. 楚瑜打了个激灵,仿佛被叫回魂来了似的,一把抓住了穆小酒,死死的拉着不让她乱来。 Yu Huifei seized the chance to draw Song clear to walk out. 余会非则趁机拉着宋清往外走。 That side eldest child second child has also carried the purse to draw back outward. 那边老大老二也已经拎着钱袋子往外退了。 Had/Left the bank front door, the second child jumps up to break Santana immediately, shouting: „Boards!” 出了银行大门,老二立刻跳上了一辆破桑塔纳,喊着:“上车！” The eldest child does not know that noticed anything, really cared about the third child, said with Yu Huifei directly: „You sit vice- harness, I am coming to see her” 那老大也不知道是不是注意到了什么,还是真的关心老三,直接跟余会非道:“你坐副驾,我来看着她” Yu Huifei knows that third child's character that is compels, impossible with the eldest child who instigates to argue that although 120 are not glad. 余会非知道老三的性格那是怂的一逼,不可能跟老大争论的,虽然一百二十个不乐意。 However the nearby second child also takes the spear/gun, eldest child's spear/gun also in the hand, Yu Huifei can only nod to sit vice- to harness. 但是边上老二还拿着枪呢,老大的枪也在手里,余会非只能点头坐上了副驾。 The eldest child forced in Song clear the car(riage), the purse pressed on the Song clear body, he used the muzzle to withstand/top on the Song clear forehead, the meaning was very clear: „You move, I kill you!” 老大则把宋清塞进了车里,钱袋子压在宋清的身上,他用枪口顶在宋清的脑门上,意思很明确:“你动一下,我就弄死你！” Sitting of Song clear not obediently and honestly in that the split vision of corner of the eye on the body of Yu Huifei, in the eye has the endless doubts. 宋清不老老实实的坐在那,眼角的余光却在余会非的身上,眼中带着无尽的疑惑。 At this time the second child picked the headgear, was a small beard is greatly bald, says with a smile: „Haha...... this chapter had money, haha......” 这时候老二将头套摘下来了,是个小胡子大光头,笑道:“哈哈……这回算是有钱了,哈哈……” The uncle tore off the headgear, is a man of block face, the look of man very sharp, brings several points of ice-cold. Understood at a glance that this is not one good kind, is a genuine ruthless stubble. 老大爷扯下了头套,是一个方块脸的男子,男子的眼神十分的犀利,带着几分冰冷。一看就知道这不是一个善类,是一个真正的狠茬子。 „Third child? The third child, you can take off the headgear.” The second child is shouting. “老三？老三,你可以摘下头套了。”老二喊着。 In the Yu Huifei heart wails: „Does fuck, pick the headgear? Picked to expose well.” 余会非心中哀嚎啊:“尼玛,摘头套？摘下来就曝光了好么。” Therefore Yu Huifei by that motionless, the second child looked at one, said with a smile: „This grandson, made him leave yesterday must all night the night, boarded on motherfucking falls asleep!” 于是余会非靠在那一动不动,老二看了一眼,笑道:“这孙子,昨天让他别通宵非要通宵,才上车就tm睡着了！”