Yu Huifei stares...... 余会非一愣…… Before, everyone already room assignment was similar, the front courtyard is mainly the guest room, Yu Huifei in line with making money the first principle, has not given the Cowherd arrangement in the past. 之前,大家已经把房间分配的差不多了,前院主要是客房,余会非本着赚钱第一位的原则,没给牛郎安排过去。 Naturally, Yu Huifei is mainly feared that this goods are too simple and honest, midnight slept saying that sleep-talking anything, raised their ins and outs. 当然,余会非主要是怕这货太憨厚,半夜睡觉说个梦话啥的,把他们老底都掀了。 Therefore, is the arrangement is steadfast in the backyard. 所以,还是安排在后院踏实。 However the backyard does not have the room, Yu Huifei can only the Cowherd arrangement in the Howling Celestial Dog room. 但是后院已经没房间了,余会非只能将牛郎安排在了哮天犬的房间里。 From the beginning Cowherd also shuts out very much...... 一开始牛郎还很嫌弃…… Regarding this Howling Celestial Dog stares the dog to see that no one is pleasing to the eyes. 对此哮天犬就瞪着狗眼看谁都不顺眼了。 Yu Huifei has not thought, Cowherd took into the room to sleep unexpectedly the wild boar...... 只是余会非怎么也没想到,牛郎竟然把野猪带进屋里睡觉去了…… This fuck...... 这尼玛…… However Yu Huifei said: „Brothers, others took a bath that wild boar, do not shut out others.” 不过余会非道:“兄弟,人家都把那野猪洗澡了,你就别嫌弃人家了。” Howling Celestial Dog hehe sneers saying: „I shut out others, if you can enter that room, I do not shut out.” 哮天犬呵呵冷笑道:“我嫌弃人家,你要是能进那屋,我就不嫌弃。” Yu Huifei doubt looks at Howling Celestial Dog: „Walks, has a look.” 余会非狐疑的看着哮天犬:“走,下去看看。” Arrived the Howling Celestial Dog room entrance, Yu Huifei lay on the window looks toward inside, sees only in the room, white the thing lies on the bed. Man an upper arm, is only hugging that thing to rest just luxurious...... 到了哮天犬的房间门口,余会非趴在窗户上往里面看,只见屋子里,一头白呼啦啦的东西趴在炕上。身边的男子光着个膀子,搂着那玩意睡得正酣…… Two goods with chorus, the wild boar shouted entire life! 两货就跟合唱似的,野猪一生呼！ Cowherd is the life...... 牛郎就是一生噜…… Unsteady, with size thunderous as! 一高一低,就跟大小雷鸣似的！ Say/Way that however Yu Huifei wonders: „How that wild boar is white?” 不过余会非纳闷的道:“那野猪怎么是白的啊？” Howling Celestial Dog said: „Does not know that...... manages its anything color, smell of making no difference!” 哮天犬道:“不知道……管它啥颜色呢,反正一样的臭！” Yu Huifei nods, he guessed that wild boar mostly it is the white. But in the mud in the mountain forest sways back and forth every day, the body surface covered mud therefore to seem like the black. Now washed cleanly, became white. 余会非点点头,他猜测,那野猪多半本身就是白色的。只不过每天在山林里泥浆里打滚,体表覆盖了一层泥巴所以看起来是黑色的。现在洗干净了,就成白色的了。 The white big wild boar, this somewhat was rare. 白色的大野猪,这就有些稀罕了。 Opens the door, Yu Huifei just about to goes , the next quarter this goods covered the nose to turn around...... 推开门,余会非刚要进去,下一刻这货捂着鼻子转身出来了…… „Aiya...... I go! This also too taste!” “哎呀……我去！这也太味了！” Yu Huifei could not bear shout 'motherfucker'! 余会非也忍不住骂娘了！ He thinks that the big wild boar black pig washed white pig, the flavor should not have is so ill-smelling. 他本以为大野猪都黑猪洗成白猪了,味道应该没那么难闻了。 He actually forgot, the northeast winter, each and every family seals. In the closed room, the flavor gathers unceasingly, just started the flavor of that wild boar possibly is only one feeling, but the time was long, that is a nuclear weapon! 他却忘记了,东北的冬天,家家户户都是密封的。封闭空间里,味道不断汇聚,刚开始那野猪的味道可能只是一个屁的感觉,但是时间久了,那就是核武器啊！ Nearby Howling Celestial Dog sneers looks at Yu Huifei saying: „Goes, you go in actually.” 边上哮天犬冷笑的看着余会非道:“进去啊,你倒是进去啊。” Yu Huifei looks Howling Celestial Dog that nearby that taunted, the eyebrow selected saying: „According to your meaning, I went , do you go in them rest together?” 余会非看着边上那冷嘲热讽的哮天犬,眉毛一挑道:“按照你的意思,我进去了,你就进去跟他们一起睡？” Howling Celestial Dog said: „Naturally, dog master my saliva nail! Said words that water that sprinkles!” 哮天犬道:“当然,狗爷我一个唾沫一个钉！说出去的话,泼出去的水！” Yu Huifei nods saying: „Ok.” 余会非点点头道:“行。” Then, Yu Huifei this goods are also a hoodlum, deeply inspires, directly flushed. 说完,余会非这货也是光棍,深吸一口气,直接冲了进去。 That flash, Howling Celestial Dog frightened, called out in alarm: „You not awfully?” 那一瞬间,哮天犬都吓到了,惊呼:“你不要命啦？” Yu Huifei went, then, is not standing in inside anxiously. Although that flavor incomparable irritating the nose, but thinks just the look of Howling Celestial Dog that bastard, Yu Huifei bore obstinately...... 余会非进去了,然后也不急着出来,就站在里面。虽然那味道无比的刺鼻,但是一想到刚刚哮天犬那混蛋的眼神,余会非愣是忍住了…… Howling Celestial Dog sees Yu Huifei not to go out, immediately compelled ignorant. 哮天犬见余会非不出去,顿时懵逼了。 Yu Huifei cancelled the colluding finger to him: „Come, comes, you're welcome. Where has the truth that oneself main house gate does not pass through the gate?” 余会非对他勾了勾手指头:“来,进来,别客气。哪有到自己家门口不进门的道理？” Howling Celestial Dog grins: „Fuck, calculates that you suppress!” 哮天犬咧咧嘴道:“我曹,算你狠！” Yu Huifei said: „Comes, comes.” 余会非道:“来来来,进来。” Howling Celestial Dog cold snort/hum, clenched teeth also to go in...... 哮天犬冷哼一声,一咬牙也进去了…… However the nose of dog may good be too more than nose of Yu Huifei, that flash, this goods direct two flood white, turns around to go out. 但是狗的鼻子可比余会非的鼻子好太多了,那一瞬间,这货直接两眼泛白,转身就要往外跑。 Yu Huifei hurried to rush, holds on the tail of Howling Celestial Dog to call out: „Dead dog, your oneself said that I come in you to come. You run your Sir!” 余会非赶紧冲上去,拉住哮天犬的尾巴叫道:“死狗,你自己说的,我进来你就进来。你跑你大爷啊！” Howling Celestial Dog yelled: „You let go, I felt nauseated.” 哮天犬大叫道:“你撒手,我要吐了。” Yu Huifei said: „I manage you to spit, you come to me. Your oneself said that a saliva nail......” 余会非道:“我管你吐不吐,你给我进来。你自己说的,一口唾沫一个钉……” I! 我呸！ Howling Celestial Dog spat saliva to fall on the ground directly, was slanting the dog eye saying: „Do you look at this is a nail?” 哮天犬直接吐了一口唾沫落在了地上,然后斜着狗眼道:“你看这是钉子么？” Yu Huifei shakes the head. 余会非摇头。 Howling Celestial Dog said: „Right, is not a nail, how can you say a saliva nail to me?” 哮天犬道:“对啊,不是钉子啊,你怎么能跟我说一口唾沫一个钉呢？” Yu Huifei: „You said.” 余会非:“你说的啊。” Howling Celestial Dog righteous say/way: Do you who „I said believe? Don't you have the brain?” 哮天犬理直气壮的道:“我说的你就信啊？你没脑子啊？” „Your Sir!” Yu Huifei was looks to understand, this dead dog clarified was to act shamelessly. “你大爷的！”余会非算是看明白了,这死狗摆明了就是要耍赖了。 Yu Huifei made an effort to pull the running dog to fling in the room Howling Celestial Dog, then his flushed vigorously, then closed the door: „You well in inside......” 余会非用力一扯狗尾巴将哮天犬甩进了屋子里,然后他一个健步冲了出去,回头就把门关上了:“你就好好的在里面……” Yu Huifei has not said that saw Howling Celestial Dog takes a stroll came from the nearby. 余会非还没说完呢,就看到哮天犬溜溜达达的从边上过来了。 Yu Huifei stunned...... 余会非愕然…… Howling Celestial Dog hehe sneers saying: „You forgot, did this house have the back door?” 哮天犬呵呵冷笑道:“你忘记了,这房子有后门了吧？” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Howling Celestial Dog does not keep the commitment, being determined to run, Yu Huifei cannot block. 哮天犬不遵守承诺,执意要跑出来,余会非也拦不住。 Finally, Yu Huifei brought back to the room Howling Celestial Dog, a person of dog coped with one in the evening. 最终,余会非还是把哮天犬带回房间了,一人一狗对付了一晚上。 Next morning, Yu Huifei is roaring on hearing outside pig, the person is calling, the big goose is roaring, was in any case in great confusion. 第二天一大早,余会非就听到外面猪在吼,人在叫,大鹅在咆哮,反正乱成一团了。 Yu Huifei lies on the window looked downward, saw the Cowherd Zhengguang an upper arm, wore the small underpants to stand in the small canal place and that big wild boar affectionate couple that spring flowed plays with water. 余会非趴在窗户上往下看,就看到牛郎正光着个膀子,穿着小裤衩站在那口泉眼流淌出来的小水渠处和那大野猪鸳鸯戏水呢。 That picture let alone exciting, spicy eye. 那画面别说有多刺激,多辣眼睛了。 Yu Huifei rubs the forehead, hurried to run: „Brother Lang, you come, we two must chat.” 余会非揉揉眉心,赶紧跑下去了:“郎哥,你过来,咱两得聊聊了。” „And other meetings, I wash the face with my small treasure was saying.” Cowherd waves , to continue to play with water. “等会,我跟我小宝贝洗完脸在说。”牛郎一挥手,继续戏水。 Yu Huifei this called one speechless, but also can only wait. 余会非这叫一个无语啊,不过也只能等着了。 When Cowherd played enough, bringing the becoming known wild boar to come. 等牛郎玩够了,带着大白野猪过来了。 „Little Yu, what matter?” Cowherd asked. “小鱼,啥事啊？”牛郎问。 Yu Huifei said: „Your this...... your pig too taste, gave Howling Celestial Dog walks smelly.” 余会非道:“你这……你这猪太味了,把哮天犬都给臭走了。” Cowherd stares, later said with a smile: „ I said how he had not come back to sleep yesterday evening, originally fears this. However was not I says him, you had a look at my pig, this fair and clear, which was dirty? Did not say other, the light said that color words, my pig is pure white pure white, this is also rare in the wild boar. 牛郎一愣,随后笑道:“我说他昨天晚上咋没回来睡觉呢,原来是怕这个啊。不过不是我说他,你看看我这猪,这白净的,哪脏了？不说别的,光说颜色的话,我这猪是纯白纯白的,这在野猪里也是少见的。 Has a look at that dog again, black...... ” 再看看那狗,黑……” Cowherd has not said, thought murderous aura to approach, then sees Howling Celestial Dog to lie on two building windows, look, pair of dog eye cold light sparkles downward! 牛郎还没说完,就觉得一股杀气逼近,然后就看到哮天犬趴在二楼窗户上,往下看呢,一双狗眼寒光闪闪！ That becoming known wild boar was frightened with little miss hid in Cowherd hastily behind. 那大白野猪被吓得就跟个小姑娘似的连忙躲在了牛郎身后。 Cowherd coughs a sound said: „Small day, good morning.” 牛郎干咳一声道:“小天啊,早上好。” „Is good your Sir!” Howling Celestial Dog scolded one, jumps down from the second floors directly, asks: „What did you just say my? What was I black?” “好你大爷！”哮天犬骂了一句,直接从二楼跳了下来,问道:“你刚刚说我啥？我黑啥了？” Cowherd somewhat was also embarrassed, scratches the head saying: „No...... that is he very really smelly?” 牛郎也有些不好意思了,挠挠头道:“没啥……那个,他真的很臭么？” Howling Celestial Dog and Yu Huifei also called out: „Can't you hear?” 哮天犬和余会非同时叫道:“你闻不出来么？” Cowherd shakes the head...... 牛郎摇头…… A person of dog direct was speechless, sentimental goods nose is not easy-to-use! 一人一狗直接无语了,感情这货鼻子不好使啊！ Cowherd said: „I have lived with our family/home old ox together, custom animal flavor. Therefore no feeling......” 牛郎道:“我一直都跟我们家老黄牛一起住,习惯这动物身上的味道了。所以没啥感觉……” Speaking of this, the Cowherd forced smile said: „Is only has not thought that this flavor did smoke you unexpectedly runs...... the incorrect words I to bring it to go to Third Floor that thatched hut to live?” 说到这,牛郎苦笑道:“只是没想到这味道竟然把你熏跑了……不行的话我带它去三楼那茅草屋住？” Yu Huifei thinks, as if also good. 余会非想想,似乎也行。 However the issue came, which if Liu Xin did ask him and wild boar lives? 但是问题来了,万一柳歆问起他和野猪住哪了呢？ This is not easy to do, after all the courtyard is so big, room such several. 这就不好办了,毕竟院子就这么大,房间就这么几个。 It can be said that one time twice they went out to play, the number of times were many, the fool will get suspicious. 一次两次可以说他们出去玩了,次数多了,傻子都会起疑心啊。 Yu Huifei will worry said. 余会非将担忧说了出来。 Cowherd said: „You looked, I said the woman is troublesome.” 牛郎道:“你看,我就说女人麻烦吧。” Yu Huifei hurries to wave to interrupt his words: „Now said that your pig, has not said the woman.” 余会非赶紧挥手打断他的话道:“现在说你的猪,没说女人。” While they must speak, listens to not far away to hear ahem the pig cry. 正当他们要说话呢,就听不远处传来哼唧哼唧的猪叫声。 Then Cowherd turns head, saw that his becoming known wild boar is lying in the pigsty entrance is calling to pigsty. 然后牛郎一扭头,就看到他那大白野猪正趴在猪圈门口对着猪圈里叫呢。 That domestic pig eyelid that in the pigsty, Guo Butong they sent before lifts, looking cold and indifferent looks at that wild boar. 猪圈里,之前苟不同他们送来的那头家猪则眼皮一抬,爱答不理的看着那野猪。 The wild boar as if moved, one saunters in the entrance, once for a while with the fang lane the iron gate, the appearance that wants. 野猪似乎动心了,在门口一顿转悠,时不时的用獠牙弄弄铁门,想要进去的样子。 Yu Huifei looked the eye shone immediately: „Yeah...... Brother Lang, or do we help them?” 余会非一看眼睛顿时亮了:“哎……郎哥,要不咱们成全他们？” „It is not good!” Cowherd rejects immediately. “不行！”牛郎立刻拒绝了。 Howling Celestial Dog said: „Person domestic pig pig appearance, pig sentiment concubine intent, is a match, do you also want to beat the affectionate couple to be inadequate?” 哮天犬道:“人家猪才猪貌,猪情妾意的,那么般配,你还要棒打鸳鸯不成？” Cowherd shakes the head saying: „Woman is a pit, I as seasoned person......” 牛郎摇头道:“女人是个坑,我作为过来人……” „Comes your Sir! If you can convince your family wild boar is not in heat, I listen your.” Yu Huifei fears Cowherd that nonsense theory, therefore hurries to interrupt his words. “过来你大爷啊！你要是能说服你家野猪不发情,我就听你的。”余会非就怕牛郎那狗屁理论,所以赶紧打断他的话。 Cowherd one hear, makes an effort to nod, then walked to trample on the wild boar: „You, roll!” 牛郎一听,用力点头,然后走过去一脚踹在了野猪身上:“你,滚回去！” That wild boar is also instigated goods, after being trampled a foot, does not immediately dare to be in heat, turns around to run, entered the room directly. 那野猪也是怂货一个,被踹了一脚后,立刻不敢发情了,转身就跑,直接进屋了。 Yu Huifei dumbfounded looks at all these, cannot bear shout 'motherfucker' saying: „Fuck...... is this in the mountain the arbitrary wild boar? This is motherfucking a dog? Aii...... Brother Gou, do not think so me, I have not said you.” 余会非目瞪口呆的看着这一切,忍不住骂娘道:“我曹……这还是山里蛮横的野猪么？这tm是条狗吧？哎哎……狗哥,别这么看我,我没说你。” Cowherd walked: „You look, handle.” 牛郎走来了:“你看,搞定。” Although Cowherd did not agree that own wild boar makes somebody one's spouse, but he also indeed considered the Howling Celestial Dog issue. Finally, he forced in the wild boar gave in the kennel that Howling Celestial Dog prepared...... 虽然牛郎不同意自家的野猪搞对象,但是他也的确考虑到哮天犬的问题了。最终,他将野猪塞进了原本给哮天犬准备的狗窝里…… Therefore, Cui Jue also fences personally, expanded a great-circle the front door of that kennel. 为此,崔珏还亲自操刀,将那狗窝的大门扩大了一大圈。 Regarding this, Cowherd is very satisfied. 对此,牛郎还是很满意的。 Howling Celestial Dog was needless saying that looked around the floral water and perfume anything, entering the room went to that is spurting. 哮天犬就不用说了,四处找花露水、香水什么的,进屋去那是一顿的喷啊。 The window started directly for day, was shouting wants the loose taste. 窗户直接开了一天,喊着要散散味。 Regarding this happy result, Yu Huifei also relaxes. 对于这皆大欢喜的结果,余会非也松了口气。 Has a look at the sky, the day was quick brightly. 看看天空,天快亮了。 Yu Huifei hurries to call everyone to prepare, today is the winter cloth festival, he must go to the ancestor worship. 余会非赶紧招呼大家准备一下,今天是寒衣节,他得去祭祖。 Ox-Head Horse-Face does not facilitate, but others followed. 牛头马面不方便去,但是其他人都跟着来了。 Who lets Liu Xin that what in the family/home also has not to understand? 谁让家里还有个啥也不懂的柳歆呢？ Black and White Impermanence was known as that the Yu Huifei younger male cousin, Brother Lang was known as Yu Huifei cousin, Cui Jue is the Yu Huifei table maternal uncle...... 黑白无常号称余会非的表弟,郎哥号称余会非的大表哥,崔珏是余会非的表舅…… Therefore, today visits a grave to the grandfather, they really have no reason. 所以,今天给爷爷上坟,他们实在是没有理由不去。 How many fellows lived do not know the person who how many years, has also seen the innumerable ghosts in the hell, which saw that they didn't tremble? 几个家伙都是活了不知道多少岁的人了,在地府也见过无数鬼魂,哪个见到他们不打颤？ So many years are the ghost see them to kneel down...... 这么多年都是鬼魂见到他们跪下…… One day must give other ghost to kneel down, that feeling...... 忽然有一天要去给别的鬼下跪,那感觉……