TRRLB :: Volume #2

#46: The preparation celebrates the new year $ 1 first


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At this time Cowherd said: „ I listened to a senior master saying that practiced martial arts is not the strength and speed that was difficult to practice, but was the distance. Can control the distance of oneself and enemy perfectly, keeping the opposite party from approaching oneself, is situated in the person in innate invincible position, really strong. 这时候牛郎道:“我听一个老师父说过,练武最难练的不是力量和速度,而是距离。能够完美的掌控自己和敌人的距离,让对方始终无法靠近自己,立于先天不败之地的人,才是真的强。 After all, fights not to seem like each family. 毕竟,打架不像是过家家。 Others close, leave the space that you display is not many. 人家一拥而上,留给你施展的空间就不多了。 One bowl of water sprinkle, you can a fist break open. 一碗水泼过来,你可以一拳破开。 However falls into the puddle, how can you? 但是掉进水潭里,你能如何? If falls into the mud, you also active? 若是掉进泥浆里,你还能动么? Therefore, copes with person many means not to overrun, but flies a kite. ” 所以,对付人多的办法不是冲过去,而是放风筝。” Heard this saying, Yu Huifei shoots a look at Cowherd, the heart said: You with Ox-Head not in this ranks......” 听到这话,余会非瞥了一眼牛郎,心说:“你跟牛头不在这个行列……” Money is correct one hear, claps the palm of the hand saying: „ Right, you said was too right! That Grandmaster who I said that does that also said. 钱有道一听,拍着巴掌道:“对,你说的太对了!我说的那个大师,就是这么做的,也是这么说的。 What a pity, after fighting one, he was also punished. 可惜啊,打了一架后,他也被处分了。 Afterward left the hometown, some people said that he went to Shanghai, some people said hk. Also some people said that he had a liking for by a foreign rich man, please go to outside the national religion fist to go...... 后来离开了家乡,有人说他去了上海,也有人说去了hk。还有人说他被一个外国有钱人看上了,请去外国教拳去了…… What a pity, I really want to study his time initially. ” 可惜啊,当初我是真想学他的那一身功夫啊。” Hu Changming heard here is also shocked, one-to-one to win was not unusual, hit ten also possibly to have. 胡长明听到这里也震惊了,一对一嬴不稀奇,一个打十个也不是没可能。 However hits the village, this too pervert! 但是一个打全村,这就太变态了! Money is correct to Hu Changming said: „ You, the person is very good, is the brain is not quite good. 钱有道对胡长明道:“你呢,人很好,就是脑子不太好。 Your oneself thinks, Huaxia will be 5000 ancient nation. 自己动动脑子,华夏是五千年的文明古国。 The four directions when before the arms, our old ancestor scolded with the mouth submitted to? 在没有枪炮之前,我们老祖宗难道是用嘴骂的四方臣服的么? Depended is the wrestle technology, depended is the weapon tactical rules! 靠的就是格斗技术,靠的就是兵器战法! Won't we have the technology of wrestle empty-handed? 我们会没有空手格斗的技术么? The black mole outside other country, the online sprayer said that what you believe anything. 别国外的黑子,网上的喷子说什么你就信什么。 In this world, a person called the meat, they did not have the own thought that others gave anything to use anything, at all not oneself analysis matter to mistake. ” 这个世界上,有一种人叫走肉,他们没有自己的思想,别人给什么就用什么,根本不会自己分析事情的对错。” Hu Changming unwilling say/way: Since they are so fierce, why they don't come out to hit?” 胡长明不甘心的道:“既然他们那么厉害,那么他们为啥都不出来打呢?” money Youdao shakes the head, he is not clear. 钱有道摇头,他也不清楚。 Yu Huifei said suddenly: I heard to cross some actually, knows that Qin Shi Huang sold the weapons, cast the metal statue 12 stories?” 余会非忽然道:“我倒是听人说过一些,知道秦始皇销锋镝,铸金人十二的故事么?” Such remarks, Hu Changming and money are correct are suddenly enlighted. 此话一出,胡长明和钱有道都恍然大悟。 Yu Huifei said: „ Since the ancient times, the hero violates a prohibition by the military. The style that China 5000 war culture, the cold weapons experience, 5000 war screens, basically strikes killing that is killed violently to incur. Does not exist to compare notes, till the possibility. 余会非道:“自古以来,侠以武犯禁。中国五千年的战争文化,冷兵器经验,五千年的战争筛选下来的招式,基本上都是一击毙命的杀招。不存在切磋,点到为止的可能。 Once let loose, that looks like, a person carried the submachine gun to enter among the average person. 一旦放开了,那就像是,一个人拎着冲锋枪进了普通人当中。 Do you have the security sense? ” 你还有安全感么?” Hu Changming speechless, but unwilling say/way: „Was that...... so waste?” 胡长明哑然,但是不甘心的道:“那……就这么废了?” Yu Huifei said: Does not know......” 余会非道:“不知道……” Yu Huifei has not continued. 余会非没有继续说下去。 money Youdao pouts, the meaning is very clear, abandons your Sir, isn't this fierce person? 钱有道努努嘴,意思很明确,废你大爷,这不就是个猛人么? Hu Changming is suddenly enlighted, then to Yu Huifei, Guo Butong, Brother Ping and the others was bowing to salute to say directly: „Before I...... me , the mouth is broken, has not provided lodging. I admit mistakes, after I apologize...... me, does not dare to despise to pass on the military.” 胡长明恍然大悟,然后直接对着余会非,苟不同,平哥等人鞠躬行礼道:“我……我之前嘴巴碎,没管住。我认错,我道歉……我以后再也不敢小看传武了。” Yu Huifei said: If the opposite party practices the trash, you can say trash that he practices, this/should taunt, who makes his scholarship not fine. However do not fire the map artillery......” 余会非道:“如果对方练得垃圾,你可以说他练的垃圾,该嘲讽嘲讽,谁让他学艺不精呢。但是别开地图炮……” Hu Changming nods again and again, experiencing today's this matter he is the long lesson. 胡长明连连点头,经历过今天这事儿他算是长教训了。 Money is correct: Ok, you got the hell out. I do not want to see you recently......” 钱有道:“行了,你滚蛋吧。我最近都不想看到你……” Yu Huifei wants to say anything, but eventually gave up. 余会非本想说点啥的,不过最终放弃了。 After all, words that Hu Changming spoke, managed matter indeed trash. 毕竟,胡长明说的话,办的事的确垃圾了点。 Several people sit again, money is correct saying: Mr. odd/surplus, the big masters drinks tea does not satisfy a craving. Or, we change a place, drinks a liquor, slowly chatted?” 几个人再次坐下来,钱有道道:“余先生,大老爷们喝茶不过瘾。要不,咱们换个地方,喝点酒,慢慢聊?” Yu Huifei wants to comply, but looked around Cowherd, has a look at complexion instantaneous snow white Kṣitigarbha again. 余会非本来是想答应的,但是看了一眼边上的牛郎,再看看脸色瞬间雪白的地藏 Finally Yu Huifei said: „ Ok, next time. Hurried that this time we come, in the family/home also has the matter, non- thank your for your hospitality. 最终余会非道:“算了,下次吧。这次我们来的匆忙,家里还有事,就不叨扰了。 Your that several cups...... ” 你的那几个杯子……” money Youdao laughs saying: Falls several cups to know brothers people like you, is worth! If falls to meet one one time, then I lose everything to buy his freight car!” 钱有道哈哈大笑道:“摔几个杯子能认识兄弟你这样的人,值得!要是摔一次遇到一个,回头我倾家荡产买他一车皮!” The straightforwardness that money is correct, making Yu Huifei also smile. 钱有道的豪爽,让余会非也笑了。 This man straight very much, throws the Yu Huifei temperament very much. 这汉子直的很,很投余会非的脾气。 Two people are chatting, goes downstairs. 两人说笑着,下了楼。 Then saw that two men are rubbing the head, at the same time walks one to whisper: „...... Was just given to fall?” 然后就看到两个汉子揉着脑袋上来,一边走一遍嘀咕着:“刚刚……是不是被人给摔了一下?” Probably......” “好像是吧……” Hears this saying, Yu Huifei raises head to look at the ceiling. 听到这话,余会非仰头看着棚顶。 Money is correct a awkwardness of face, coughs a sound said: What did you two whisper?” 钱有道则一脸的尴尬,干咳一声道:“你们两个嘀咕什么呢?” Master, is not...... they, I......” two people also want to complain. “师父,不是……他们,我……”两人还想告状的。 The result saw that Yu Huifei they and money was correct came out together, two people understood instantaneously, anything did not say that lowered the head walks. 结果看到余会非他们和钱有道一起出来了,两人瞬间心领神会,啥也不说了,低着头就走了。 money Youdao does to say with a smile: Brothers, making you be laughed. Right, which did your car(riage) stop?” 钱有道干笑道:“兄弟,让你们见笑了。对了,你们车停哪了?” One speaking of the car(riage), Yu Huifei is pointing at the gate tastes: In entrance.” 一说到车,余会非指着门口道:“就在门口。” Entrance, that is not quite good to back up.” money Youdao said with a smile. “门口啊,那不太好倒车啊。”钱有道笑道。 Next quarter...... 下一刻…… The smile that money is correct was stiff, looks that on that small motorcycle sits Yu Huifei, behind sits Cowherd, Cowherd holds chicken bastard holds the Kṣitigarbha appearance, he is thorough does not know that should smile...... 钱有道的笑容僵硬了,看着那小摩托车上坐着余会非,后面坐着牛郎,牛郎提溜小鸡崽子似的提溜着地藏的样子,他是彻底的不知道该不该笑了…… Finally money is correct saying: This, or rides my car(riage)?” 最终钱有道道:“这,要不还是坐我的车吧?” Yu Huifei said: Rides your car(riage)? Our motorcycles what to do?” 余会非道:“坐你的车?那我们这摩托车咋办?” money Youdao said: Simple, rides my car(riage).” 钱有道道:“简单,也坐我的车。” When money is correct to drive his ultra-large Land Rover, then optional after the motorcycle throws into the trunk, the Yu Huifei instantaneously a little self-closing, in the heart wails: Really, drowning of this year dry drought dead waterlogging, the father starts the hatred for the rich today!” 等钱有道将他的超大个的路虎开出来,然后随意的将摩托车扔进后备箱后,余会非瞬间有点自闭了,心中哀嚎:“果然啊,这年头旱的旱死涝的涝死啊,老子今天开始仇富了!” Come time, is bumpy. 来的时候,一路颠簸。 Goes back, Yu Huifei is the feeling quite a lot. 回去的时候,余会非是感慨颇多。 Similarly is the person, having a look at others money to be correct...... has a look at oneself again. 同样是人,看看人家钱有道……再看看自己 Yeah......” “哎……” Money is correct discussed very good, grabs Cowherd and Yu Huifei chatting all the way, but majority were saying matter that practices martial arts. 钱有道十分善谈,一路上抓着牛郎余会非一个劲的聊啊,不过大多数都是在说练武的事情。 He inquired that Yu Huifei cultivation, what Yu Huifei can say? 他询问余会非怎么修炼,余会非能说啥? Exercises martial arts to sit in meditation oneself simply, being all right snowy area carried a heavy load to run anything to say. 干脆将自己练功打坐,没事雪地负重跑什么的说了。 money Youdao listens is also with great interest. 钱有道听的也是津津有味。 Arrived the family/home, Yu Huifei the plan invited money to be correct has a dinner together. 到了家,余会非本打算邀请钱有道一起吃个晚饭的。 Ok, eats meal does not drink, has not sought the meaning. “算了,吃饭不喝酒,没求意思。 Drinks cannot drive, could not go back. 喝酒不能开车,就回不去了。 The night non- home to return , my young married woman non- one cries two three to hang oneself noisily may not. ” 夜不归宿,我那婆娘非一哭二闹三上吊不可。” Then, money Youdao walked. 就这样,钱有道走了。 Yu Huifei sent off money to be correct, sent off Brother Ping and Brother Gou, then after closing the door, looks that one group of fellows in courtyard said: Don't visit me the line not?” 余会非送走了钱有道,也送走了平哥狗哥,然后关上门后,看着院子里的一群家伙道:“别看着我了行不?” Ox-Head ahem said: You go out to frisk and scamper, we in home bear, too insufficient loyalty.” 牛头哼唧道:“你出去撒欢,我们在家熊着,太不够义气了。” The Yu Huifei forced smile said: „Is my frisks and scampers? My this is...... yeah, is a long story. If you really find it silly, the back side of the mountain doesn't have the wild boar group? The big black bear, has that group of wolf bastards badly, you toss about them. Remember, other wave overtime.” 余会非苦笑道:“我这是撒欢么?我这是……哎,一言难尽啊。你们要是实在觉得无聊,后山不是有野猪群么?还有大狗熊,最差还有那群狼崽子呢,你们去折腾他们吧。记住啊,别浪超时了。” As soon as several people listen, eye bright, direct sticking together ran. 几个人一听,眼睛一亮,直接抱团跑了。 On this day, in the mountain transmits the wild boar and pack of wolves also to have the bear sad and shrill pitiful yell sound frequently. 这一天过后,山里经常传来野猪、狼群还有熊瞎子凄厉的惨叫声。 Some people near the mountain forest, have seen the black and blue wolf, bear that the lame wild boar and eye cannot open quickly...... 有人在山林边上,看到过鼻青脸肿的狼,瘸腿的野猪以及眼睛都快睁不开的熊瞎子…… However after these fellows see the person, saw that they are also afraid, running that called one quickly. 不过这些家伙看到人后,比人看到他们还害怕呢,跑的那叫一个快啊。 With end of the year, entire Xiulin Village also even more lively...... 随着年关将至,整个秀林村也越发的热闹了…… By year ago the day of having a vacation, starts to have many southern tourists to come Northeast to look at the snow. 到了年前放假的日子,开始有不少的南方游客前来东北看雪。 Although Xiulin is not the big landscape, however here snowscape indeed does not lose to any place. 秀林虽然不是什么大景观,但是这里的雪景的确不输给任何地方。 The common social practice is in addition simple and honorable, the price three was always lived the control by village head Jiang in the usual range, therefore the reputation is very good. 再加上民风淳朴,物价始终被村长蒋三生控制在平时的范围呢,所以口碑还是很好的。 Now, on the Xiulin street started to present the strange face...... 现在,秀林街上开始出现许多陌生的面孔了…… The silly dog that these usually frisk and scamper was caught by the family member, puts on the snow sledge, started to work to make money. 那些平时撒欢的傻狗都被家里人抓了回去,套上雪爬犁,开始干活赚钱了。 Without dog, sheep, good anything's putting on. 没有狗的,就把羊啊,牛啊什么的套上。 Worst, meets oneself to make some sledges to rent to these tourists to play. 最差的,也会自己做一些爬犁租给那些游客玩。 Outside on village small hillside, was sprinkled the water, froze the snowy area skating rink, provided plays to the children. 村子外面的小山坡上,也被人泼了水,冻成了雪地滑冰场,提供给孩子们玩。 In brief, after the tourist came, the villagers are also good, in peddler who this does business, the money that in flickering tourist pocket starts to rack brains. 总之呢,游客来了后,村民们也好,在这做生意的小贩也罢,都开始绞尽脑汁的忽悠游客口袋里的钱。 However because low-priced, transparent reason, the tourists are not angry. 不过因为价格低廉、透明的缘故,游客们并不生气。 Everyone is making money, but some people are very unhappy. 大家都在赚钱,但是有人却很不开心。 That is Yu Huifei! 那就是余会非 Jet black front door, outside stone arch bridge, once for a while passed by some tourists. 漆黑的大门,石拱桥外,时不时的路过一些游客。 They were attracted by the Ghosts and Gods Inn direction sign, but after entrance, saw that by that jet black front door hung the red hitting lantern, under the lantern is standing a black white two variable gate to welcome also even, two people side is also setting up two ugly stone dogs, how to see that is not how proper. 他们都是被鬼神客栈的指引牌吸引过来的,但是到了门口后,就看到那漆黑的大门两侧挂着红色的打灯笼,灯笼下站着一黑一白两个无常门迎也就算了,两人身边还立着两个歪瓜裂枣石头狗,怎么看怎么不正经。 Finally after seeing the following tomb, one by one shrank back at the sight. 最后看到后面的墓地后,一个个的还是望而却步了。 After all, comes out to play, appeases the fickle fates. 毕竟,出来玩的,都是图个吉利的。 Rests in the grave mound, was not quite really auspicious. 睡在坟头,真的不太吉利了。 However Yu Huifei does not have no harvest at all, occasionally has such 1-2 brave moving. 不过余会非也并非颗粒无收,偶尔还是有那么1-2胆大的入住的。 In addition their unique styles, poured also received some high praises. 再加上他们独特的风格,倒也收到了一些好评。 Year ago, Yu Huifei also accumulated 10,000 dollars finally...... 年前,余会非终于又攒了一万块钱…… Xiulin has a custom, called around the new year's celebration did not collect debts, even if received others on own initiative is still good. 秀林有个规矩,叫过年前后不收账,就算收也得人家主动还才行。 Cannot visit to want...... 不能登门要…… Therefore Yu Huifei these 10,000 dollars temporarily his. 所以余会非这一万块钱暂时还是他的。 In looks to begin the money, Yu Huifei is intertwining of face! 看着手里的钱,余会非是一脸的纠结啊! damn it, celebrating the new year possibly was not my.” Speaking of this, Yu Huifei pounds on the table: Brothers, I do grocery shopping! Manages his year later the earth-shattering , cannot for the new year painstakingly oneself!” 奶奶的,过了年可能就不是我的了。”说到这,余会非一拍桌子:“兄弟们,我去买菜!管他年后天崩地裂,过年了,不能苦着自己!” Ox-Head said with a smile: On and other this saying!” 牛头笑道:“就等你这话呢!” Yu Huifei is greeting Cowherd, bringing Howling Celestial Dog to go out to purchase. 余会非招呼着牛郎,带着哮天犬出去采购去了。 This time, Yu Huifei bought, many spareribs and good bones, mutton, luxurious feasting...... 这一次,余会非买了,许多排骨、棒骨,羊肉,鸡鸭鱼肉…… On that day, what Yu Huifei they killed the chicken to kill the duck to kill was the blood flies horizontally! 那一天,余会非他们杀鸡杀鸭杀的是鲜血横飞! That three ruled by force the incomparable super big charlatan big goose to frighten shrinks the neck to hide in the chicken frame does not dare to come out. 那三只霸道无比的超级大混子大鹅都吓得缩着脖子躲在鸡架里不敢出来了。
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