TRRLB :: Volume #2

#4 Part 2: Qilin iron arm $ 1 4 th


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After Cowherd ate one, the brow tight wrinkle, whispered: Flavor...... really good. No wonder can with eating threat you, relax, the Elder Brother will certainly save you to have the sea of fire.” 牛郎吃了一口后,眉头紧皱,嘀咕了一句:“味道……真不错。难怪可以用吃的威胁你们,放心,哥哥一定会拯救你们出火海的。” Yu Huifei suddenly/violently Han, hurried to hold the bowl to go to near Liu Xin to sit. 余会非暴汗啊,赶紧抱着碗去柳歆边上坐着去了。 Finally he has not sat down, a huge form, before snatched his body vigorously, then sat near Liu Xin. 结果他还没坐下呢,一个庞大的身影,一个健步抢到了他的身前,然后一屁股就坐在了柳歆边上。 Two meters many body, with a wall, tunnelled all vision of Yu Huifei, blocked Liu Xin all angles of view. 两米多的身躯,就跟一堵墙是的,挡住了余会非的所有视线,封死了柳歆所有视角。 Yu Huifei plaintive looks at Cowherd, the Cowherd big mouth one, smiled, the straight chest seemed saying: You're welcome!” 余会非哀怨的看着牛郎,牛郎大嘴一咧,笑了,挺挺胸膛仿佛在说:“不用谢!” Yu Huifei direct hit on the table, the heart said: fuck, making the father die! Whose motherfucking drags away this goods, saves me!” 余会非直接一头撞在了桌子上,心说:“尼玛,让老子去死吧!谁tm的将这货拖走啊,救救我啊!” Liu Xin is also a face compels ignorant, but had not asked that peaceful eating meal. 柳歆也是一脸的懵逼,不过没多问,安静的吃饭。 Finished eating the food, Liu Xin starts to tidy up the kitchen, finally Cowherd said: Does not use, here gave me.” 吃完饭,柳歆开始收拾厨房,结果牛郎道:“不用,这里交给我了。” This......” Liu Xin stunned looks at Yu Huifei. “这……”柳歆愕然的看着余会非 Yu Huifei said: This is my cousin, you called his Brother Lang on the line.” 余会非道:“这位是我一大表哥,你叫他郎哥就行了。” Yu Huifei also introduced Liu Xin: This is our customers, is in our courtyard the most beautiful flowers, Liu Xin younger sister.” 余会非又介绍柳歆:“这是我们的顾客,也是我们院子里最美的花朵,柳歆妹子。” Cowherd hehe smiles, just about to opens mouth, Yu Huifei feared that this goods said any hateful words to come, said directly: Good you let alone, if you are all right to do, you go to graveyard child in stroll, has a look at wild boar anything gets money.” 牛郎呵呵一笑,刚要张嘴,余会非怕这货说出什么讨嫌的话来,直接道:“行了你别说了,你要是没事干,你去墓园子里转转,看看有没有野猪啥的过来打秋风。” Cowherd has known that Yu Huifei here has the graveyard child, also knows that in buried some heroic deeds. 牛郎已经知道余会非这里有墓园子里,也知道里面葬了一些英烈。 This fellow is also the doggedly sincere, at that time after listening to the story of heroic deeds, was moved cries. 这家伙也是一腔热血,当时听完英烈们的故事后就感动哭了。 Pats the chest to say must protect them, now hears this saying, nods saying: Relax, my goes.” 拍着胸膛直呼要保护他们,如今听到这话,点点头道:“放心,我这就去。” Then, he did not snatch the working power of kitchen with Liu Xin, to outside, carried a worth doing to go to graveyard. 说完,他也不跟柳歆抢厨房的干活权了,到了外面,拎着一把搞头就去了墓园子。 Asking that Yu Huifei wonders: „Does Brother Lang, you take the pickaxe to do?” 余会非纳闷的问道:“郎哥,你拿镐头干啥呀?” Cowherd optional waving in that hoe, with brandishing straw stick, aggressive say/way: This thing is using while convenient!” 牛郎随意的挥了挥手里那锄头,就跟挥舞稻草棍似的,霸气的道:“这东西用着趁手!” Yu Huifei speechless, really in name belt/bring cow is the strange strength male! 余会非一阵无语啊,果然名字里带牛的都是怪力男! That hoe Yu Huifei brandishes several to feel to sink now, finally falls in Cowherd with straw, the person, really cannot compare. 那锄头余会非现在挥舞几下都觉得沉,结果落在牛郎手里就跟稻草似的,人比人,真的不能比啊。 No matter Cowherd, Yu Huifei then said to Liu Xin: My this cousin in the past by very serious sentiment wound, therefore, sees the woman on the subconscious dislike. Will make, un...... does not overstep the limit, but should not too likable matter. Also please excuse me......” 不管牛郎了,余会非回头对柳歆道:“我这大表哥当年受过很严重的情伤,所以,看到女人就下意识的厌恶。会做出一些,嗯……不太出格,但是应该也不太讨人喜欢的事情。还请见谅啊……” „Has he had the sentiment wound?” Liu Xin surprised say/way. “他有过情伤?”柳歆惊讶的道。 Yu Huifei nods, but also without said anything, listens to Liu Xin saying: Dull some have such person people also liked?” 余会非点头,还没等说啥呢,就听柳歆道:“这么呆愣的人也有人喜欢过?” Yu Huifei speechless, he then thinks, although Liu Xin is good, however adorable she spoke, occasionally not too after brain. 余会非一阵无语啊,他这才想起来,柳歆虽然性格好,但是呆萌的她说话的时候,也偶尔不太经过大脑。 Conceivable, from now on these two in the same place, that feeling...... 可以想象,今后这两人在一起,那感觉…… Has a mind, has no intention, meets diamond cut diamond! 一个有心,一个无意,也会针尖对麦芒啊! Yu Huifei thought immediately the forehead must explode, this day, does not feel better! 余会非顿时觉得脑门都要炸了,这日子,不好过了啊! However Yu Huifei said: This saying, do not tell him.” 不过余会非还是道:“这话,别跟他说啊。” Liu Xin also realized that the speaking incorrectly words, covered the small mouth saying: Knew, but, he how injured?” 柳歆也意识到说错话了,捂着小嘴道:“知道了,不过,他怎么被伤的啊?” Yu Huifei thinks, hurries to arrange the lie. 余会非想了想,赶紧编瞎话。 Without the means that he cannot tell the facts, said that Cowherd did encounter the world's most abdomen black father-in-law and mother-in-law? 没办法,他总不能实话实说,说牛郎遭遇到了世界上最腹黑的老丈人和丈母娘吧? Therefore Yu Huifei said: „ Is this, before he, has a girlfriend, relates very well. 于是余会非道:“是这样的,他呢以前有个女朋友,关系挺好的。 However afterward was married, his mother-in-law blocks the vertical stroke to keep off horizontally, almost gave to stir about yellow. 但是后来谈婚论嫁的时候,他丈母娘横拦着竖挡着,差点就给搅合黄了。 However after they marry, his mother-in-law and father-in-law are not quiet, collaborate to dislike him. 但是他们结婚后呢,他丈母娘和老丈人也不消停,联起手来膈应他。 Look married also for several years, finally to the present with the oneself wife with not giving up for adoption. 这不,结婚也好几年了,结果到现在都没跟自己老婆同过房。 Also wants each Heavens to give the wages to buy the gift, was short for day is not good. 还要每天上缴工资买礼物,少了一天的都不行。 The key point is, what his wife lives is the luxurious villa, he can only live in the village...... ” 重点是,他老婆住的是豪华别墅,他呢只能在村子里住着……” Hears here, Liu Xin covers the small mouth saying: „ In this world really has such person? 听到这里,柳歆捂着小嘴道:“这世界上竟然有这样的人? Either did not marry, marries was unable to live in the same place, which type this makes? ” 要么不结婚,结婚了还不能住一起,这是闹哪样啊?” Yu Huifei said: Can't understand?” 余会非道:“不能理解吧?” The Liu Xin nod said: „It is not able to understand.” 柳歆点头道:“无法理解。” Yu Huifei said: I am unable to understand, it is estimated that the menopause...... considers as finished, did not say this. Can our that pickled cabbages eat?” 余会非道:“我也无法理解,估计更年期吧……算了,不说这个了。咱们那酸菜能吃了么?” One speaking of eating, Liu Xin forgot the beforehand matter immediately: „ It is not good, the sour odor is insufficient. Waited again well...... 一说到吃的,柳歆顿时忘记了之前的事情了:“还不行,酸味还不够。再等等就好了…… Right, one will go out one with me, buys a bread flour to come back. ” 对了,一会跟我出去一趟吧,买点面粉回来。” Yu Huifei nods, this matter had said yesterday. 余会非点头,这事儿昨天就说过了。 Moreover, indeed needed some wheaten food, otherwise made the breakfast to so many people in the morning, was very indeed troublesome. 而且,也的确需要一些面食了,否则早上给这么多人做早餐,的确很麻烦。 If the next stuffed dumpling, that were simple, Liu Xin does not need is too early, was too laborious. 要是下饺子,那就简单了,柳歆也不用起太早,太辛苦了。 Therefore two people went out to buy the surface to go, finally, inquired, in village only grain shop by person speculative or fictious buying. 于是两人出去买面去了,结果,一打听,村子里唯一的粮店都被人买空了。 Let alone the surface, the surface pocket did not have. 别说面了,面口袋都没有了。 Yu Huifei then thinks, now the heavy snow closes off a mountain area, outside commodity cannot come , the villagers estimated that was a little also scared, started the grain bin commodity. 余会非这才想起来,如今大雪封山,外面的物资进不来,村民们估计也有点恐慌了,开始囤物资了。 However genuine grain bin commodity is not the local villagers, after all they have the paddies, the surplus grain is sufficient. 不过真正囤物资的也不是本地的村民,毕竟他们都有田地,余粮充足。 Grain bin commodity is mainly these external merchants, these people do not have the land, the heavy snow to close off a mountain area, they must massive storing grains, otherwise feared that lived on the brink of starvation. 囤物资的主要是那些外来的商户,这些人没有土地,大雪封山,他们就必须大量的屯粮,否则怕有上顿没下顿了。 The Yu Huifei forced smile said: It seems like we made dumplings and make the steamed bean-jam bun the important matter to malinger.” 余会非苦笑道:“看来我们包饺子、做豆包的大计泡汤了。” Liu Xin touches the chin saying: Yes......, but, can't always have the rice? That was also too senseless......” 柳歆摸摸下巴道:“是啊……不过,也不能总吃米饭吧?那也太无趣了……” Speaking of this, Liu Xin hit a sound to point out: Had!” 说到这,柳歆打了个响指道:“有了!” Yu Huifei subconscious asking: Several months?” 余会非下意识的问:“几个月了?” Bah!” Liu Xin spat Yu Huifei, is blushing. “呸!”柳歆啐了一口余会非,红着脸走了。 Yu Huifei grinned to smile, followed in Liu Xin behind, both hands pillow after the brain, is blowing the whistling...... 余会非咧嘴笑了,跟在柳歆身后,双手枕在脑后,吹着口哨…… At this time, Old Zhang of roadside shot a look at one, hehe said: Young hooligan!” 这时候,路边的老张头瞥了一眼,呵呵道:“小流氓!” Yu Huifei white his eyes, but asked: Old gentleman, recently business how?” 余会非白了他一眼,不过还是问道:“老爷子,最近生意咋样啊?” Gets the hell out! Heavy snow Feng Road, the person walks uses energy, who also rides the bicycle? Repairs the zip fastener few.” Old Zhang ill-humored say/way. “滚蛋!大雪封路,人走都费劲,谁还骑自行车啊?修拉锁的都没几个了。”老张头没好气的道。 Yu Huifei laughs saying: „Do you also come out to set up a stall? At this time should drink a young wine on the head.” 余会非哈哈大笑道:“那你还出来摆摊?这时候就应该在炕头上喝点小酒。” Old Zhang shakes the head saying: Liquor that a person drinks, without meaning.” 老张头摇头道:“一个人喝个屁的酒,没意思。” Yu Huifei stares, he has thought this old man is also brings along one's family, has not thought that is a loner. 余会非一愣,他一直以为这老头也是携家带口过来的呢,没想到是个孤家寡人。 Yu Huifei said: Whole families not in?” 余会非道:“一家人都不在了?” Old Zhang took up the board in hand to throw: You not in! Young people, outside wanderer.” 老张头抄起手里的板子就扔了过去:“你才不在了!年轻人么,都在外面闯荡呢。” Yu Huifei speechless, picks the board, threw gently: Tomorrow evening goes to my family to drink two cups?” 余会非哑然,把板子捡起来,轻轻的扔了回去:“明天晚上去我家喝两盅?” The old man stares: Goes to your family?” 老头一愣:“去你家?” Yu Huifei said: Yes, calculates the time, tomorrow should be 1 st day of the 10 th lunar month? The winter cloth festival, the ancestor worship, finished up, sits together?” 余会非道:“是啊,算算时间,明天应该是阴历十月初一了吧?寒衣节,祭祖,完事了,一起坐坐?” Old Zhang eye one bright, none flashes, but pressed immediately, impatient say/way: Tomorrow will say again.” 老张头眼睛一亮,精光一闪,不过马上就压了回去,不耐烦的道:“明天再说吧。” Yu Huifei nods, calls Liu Xin to go home. 余会非点点头,招呼柳歆回家去了。 Liu Xin said: Winter cloth festival? This, our southern few yeah.” 柳歆道:“寒衣节?这个,我们南方很少过哎。” Yu Huifei said: 1 st day of the 10 th lunar month, the winter cloth festival, the northerner crosses are quite many. It seems the southern in June half to be the same, north basically. However the winter cloth festival and Qingming Festival and in July 15 and called three big ghosts'festival, was the holiday of ancestor worship, even if you had overflowed, should still listen?” 余会非道:“阴历十月初一,寒衣节,北方人过的比较多。就好像南方的六月半一样,北方基本不过的。不过寒衣节和清明节、七月十五并称三大鬼节,也是祭祖的节日,你就算没过过,应该也听过吧?” Liu Xin nods: Has listened, but had really overflowed. I light/only studied regional good food, rarely studied these things. What that tomorrow needs me to make?” 柳歆点头:“听过,不过真没过过。我光研究各地的美食了,很少研究这些东西。那明天需要我做什么吗?” The Yu Huifei nod said: Also really needs, my family has the colored paper, then we fold some little flowers together, but must make some clothes, inside must add a cotton.” 余会非点头道:“还真需要,我家有五色纸,回头咱们一起折出一些小花来,还要弄一些衣服,里面得加点棉花。” Liu Xin eye one bright, as if being interested of ten points. 柳歆眼睛一亮,似乎十分的感兴趣。 At this time, Black and White Impermanence came, their times have not felt disappointed, but is the nod said: Right, tomorrow multi- focus, good matter!” 这时候,黑白无常过来了,两人这次没扫兴,而是点头道:“对喽,明天多烧点,好事儿!” Yu Huifei stares, did the heart say this really usefully? 余会非一愣,心说难道这个真有用? However Liu Xin in this, he many did not ask. 不过柳歆在这,他也不好多问。 Noon time Cowherd came back, this goods come back pair of eyeball to start to stare at Liu Xin. 中午的时候牛郎回来了,这货一回来一双眼珠子就开始盯着柳歆 Liu Xin thinks that this goods are the brain are really sick, pour are not angry, once for a while also brings several points of taking pity on color looks at his one eyes. 柳歆以为这货真的是脑子有病,倒也不生气,时不时还带着几分怜惜之色的看他一眼。 However Cowherd actually thinks otherwise, he sits in that is staring at Liu Xin, I do not catch up with you to walk, but I am staring you, you are uncomfortable, oneself should walk. 但是牛郎却不以为然,他就坐在那盯着柳歆,一副我不赶你走,但是我瞪着你,你不舒服了,自己就该走了。 Finally the Liu Xin this adorable girl pats the forehead, returned to the room to hug the drawing board directly, is staring eyeball Cowherd to start to draw to that motionlessly. 结果柳歆呆萌的丫头一拍脑门,直接回屋里将画板抱了出来,然后对着那一动不动瞪眼珠子牛郎开始画了起来。 It is estimated that like this is motionless, is so honest, has the characteristics person , is also not quite good to meet. 估计,这样一动不动,如此老实,又十分有特色的人,也不太好遇到吧。 Liu Xin is very in any case happy. 反正柳歆挺开心的。 When she drawing, stopper to Cowherd time, this goods compelled directly ignorant! 当她把画画好了,塞给牛郎的时候,这货直接懵逼了! Liu Xin said: Thanks the coordination!” 柳歆道:“谢谢配合!” Cowherd scratches the head, has a look at the picture in hand, grins to jump a character: By......” 牛郎挠挠头,看看手里的画,咧咧嘴蹦出一个字:“靠……” Although Cowherd does not like the girl, however the Liu Xin picture is very indeed good, her picture is not the abstractionist school and impressionist school, but is practical. 虽然牛郎不喜欢女孩子,但是柳歆的画的确很好,她的画并不是什么抽象派、印象派的,而是写实的。 The sketch is also so...... 素描也是如此…… Yu Huifei does not understand the picture, the picture that but comes out with various color pencil sketches can with honorable person, Yu Huifei see for the first time really! 余会非不懂画,但是用各种颜色铅笔画出来的画能跟真人似的,余会非还是第一次看到真的! Yu Huifei cannot bear say: Yeah, Brother Lang, you , if not like, you do give me?” 余会非忍不住道:“哎,郎哥,你要是不喜欢,你给我呗?” Cowherd white Yu Huifei: I...... I do not like, but I can work as the cleaning up paper!” 牛郎白了一眼余会非:“我……我是不喜欢,但是我可以当擦屁股纸啊!” Then, Cowherd turned around to walk. 说完,牛郎转身就走了。 Yu Huifei scratches the head saying: Brother Lang, that paper is hard!” 余会非挠挠头道:“郎哥,那个纸硬!” Cowherd scoffs to say with a smile: Our that does not have the paper time, blows with wood chip! Did you tell hardly me?” 牛郎嗤笑道:“我们那没有纸的时候,都是用木片子刮的!你跟我说硬?” Yu Huifei flickered the diencephalon to make up a picture, a tall and sturdy fellow squatted in the thick patch of grass, grabbed a sharp incomparable wood/blockhead flat and thin piece, reached slowly behind...... 余会非瞬间脑补了一个画面,一个人高马大的家伙蹲在草丛里,抓着一个锋利无比的木头片子,缓缓伸向身后…… Yu Huifei hit to startle, in heart quite feelings say/way: Such cleans up, it is estimated that surely doesn't have the hemorrhoids? Even if there are still blows does not have......” 余会非打了个激灵,心中颇为感触的道:“那样擦屁股,估计肯定没痔疮吧?就算有也刮没了吧……” Yu Huifei then looks to Liu Xin, the booth lets go , indicating that my cousin brain is not really easy-to-use. 余会非回头看向柳歆,摊摊手,表示我这大表哥这脑子真的不好使。 Liu Xin said with a smile: Ok, do not explain. However I felt, your cousin is good. So many years, I have not met have sat a day of also motionless model. He really fierce, can sit unexpectedly. You do not know, his eyeball has not winked. Too talent, if is all right to do, I introduced that he is the model?” 柳歆笑道:“行了,别解释了。不过我觉得,你这大表哥挺好的。这么多年,我还没遇到过坐一天还一动不动的模特呢。他是真的厉害,竟然能坐住。你是不知道啊,他眼珠子都没眨过。太人才了,回头要是没事做,我介绍他去当模特吧?” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无言啊…… Studies the girl of fine arts to be many, throws the female crowd to go Cowherd? 学美术的女孩子多,把牛郎扔女人堆去? Yu Huifei estimated, Cowherd will explode same place. 余会非估计,牛郎会原地爆炸吧。 Looks Liu Xin with a laugh ran to make the dinner. 看着柳歆笑呵呵的跑去做晚饭了。 Yu Huifei traces the belly, whispered: Although at noon has not eaten, but the dinner should have the whereabouts.” 余会非摸摸肚子,嘀咕道:“中午虽然没吃,但是晚饭应该是有着落了。” Went to the backyard, Yu Huifei saw Cowherd to lie in that Black Impermanence is jumping on him! 去了后院,余会非就看到牛郎趴在那,黑无常正在他身上蹦呢! Say/Way that Yu Huifei wonders: „Do you do?” 余会非纳闷的道:“你们干啥呢?” Black Impermanence said: „, This fellow said the backache, making me give him according. However his skin coarse meat is thick, I had not felt according to him, steps on the back to consider as finished simply. The result steps on also uselessly, has to jump......” 黑无常道:“哦,这家伙说腰疼,让我给他按按。但是他皮糙肉厚的,我按他没感觉,干脆踩背算了。结果踩也没用,只好蹦了……” He somewhat curious asking: Brother Lang eventually is an average person, but how I felt his strong is a little odd? I mean his physical quality.” 他有些好奇的问道:“郎哥终究是个普通人,可我咋觉得他强的有点离谱呢?我是说他的身体素质。” White Impermanence said: Changed you, lived for 800 years, hoodlum 800 years, can have the pair of Qilin iron arm.” 白无常道:“换了你,活了八百年,光棍了八百年,也能有双麒麟铁臂。” In the Yu Huifei brain flashes through a picture again, Cowherd every day time of quiet time, stands before the window, trains hard about wrestles the scene of technique mutually. 余会非脑子里再次闪过一个画面,牛郎每天夜深人静的时候,站在窗前,苦练左右互搏术的场面。 Thinks again for 800 years...... 再想想八百年的时间…… Yu Huifei actually felt, this saying to be very credible! 余会非竟然觉得,这话很靠谱! Ground Cowherd does not know that they are saying anything, brings several points of proud say/way: „ My these 800 years, have not done other. Is all right is brandishing two fists to the big tree, afterward the big tree could not shoulder my devastation, I hit stone. 地上的牛郎不知道他们在说什么,带着几分自豪的道:“我这八百年啊,没干别的。没事儿就对着大树抡两拳,后来大树扛不住我的蹂躏了,我就打石头 I listened to the old person saying that person more practiced is healthier, did not fear injured. 我听老人说,人的身体越练越结实,不怕受伤。 So long as disciplines day and night, bone, body and strength anything can grow stronger. 只要日夜磨练,骨头、皮肉、力气啥的都能变强。 I practice every day...... ” 我就每天练呗……” This saying Yu Huifei letter/believes, had a senior master of martial arts to say before, the body of person actually has no difference from these bacterias and virus. Because of the change of environment, the need of survival, the self- evolution, will make the most suitable change. 这话余会非信,以前有个老武师就说过,人的身体其实和那些细菌、病毒没啥区别。都会因为环境的改变,生存的需要,自我进化,做出最适宜的改变。 The rapidness that just, the bacteria and virus change, human changes slow. 只不过,细菌、病毒改变的快,人类改变的慢而已。 Therefore the ancient practices martial arts, to stone, the big tree anything's swing fist, is disciplining the body to a critical point, suggested the own body, must evolve to arrive hardly is better, otherwise must go bad. 所以古人练武,对着石头啊,大树啊什么的挥舞拳头,就是将身体磨练到一个临界点,暗示自己的身体,必须进化到更加坚硬才行,否则就要坏了。 Therefore after the body receives this signal, each bone presents the fissure, the body broken skin, they patch again time, the ratio that it will patch before firm thick. 于是身体接到这个信号后,每一次骨头出现裂痕,皮肉破皮,他们再修补的时候,都会将之修补的比之前更加的坚固厚实。 Why this is, the person who practices martial arts year to year, on the fist, on the palm will have the reason of thick callus. 这就是为什么,很多常年练武的人,拳头上,手掌上会有厚厚的老茧的原因了。 Why similarly is a person, but some people can bare-handed open stone, but the average person even/including Kuaixiao plank could not break out. 为什么同样是人,但是有人可以徒手开石头,但是普通人连快小木板都劈不开了。 Why this also people often says the skill, what was the skill, others trained hard for dozens years to endure a strong physique, this called the skill! 这也是为什么人们常说功力,啥叫功力,人家苦练几十年打熬了一身钢筋铁骨,这就叫功力! You do not have others skill to be deep, definitely suffers a loss to the bang. 你没人家功力深厚,对轰肯定吃亏。 In addition various preying technique Coincidence/skillful, that is the human form fight machine. 再加上各种搏杀技,那就是人形战斗机器。 Such a calculates, Cowherd trains hard for 800 years, that skill...... the physical quality was so no wonder powerful. 这么一算,牛郎苦练八百年,那功力……难怪身体素质那么强大了。
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