Yu Huifei hurried to kick his foot: „Which is cool where to treat.” 余会非赶紧踢了他一脚:“哪凉快哪待着去。” Ox-Head is pulling the tail of Howling Celestial Dog, no matter he does want, drew directly, then pressed firmly between the fingers his dog mouth. 牛头扯着哮天犬的尾巴,不管他愿不愿意,直接拉了过去,然后捏住了他的狗嘴。 Yu Huifei asked Cowherd: „What just did that dead dog say? Has not heard clearly.” 余会非问牛郎:“刚刚那死狗说啥了？没听清。” Cowherd face red say/way: „I...... un...... have not heard clearly.” 牛郎老脸通红道:“我也……没……嗯……没听清。” The people said have not heard clearly, this uncovered this. 众人都说没听清,这才把这茬揭过去了。 Then Yu Huifei continues to ask: „It can be said that what situation you after marriage are? Is the fairy maiden so really fierce? Do not misunderstand, mainly before is the brothers me, had considered looks for a fairy maiden to become the wife. Originally also wants to learn from experienced people with you......” 然后余会非继续问道:“能说说你婚后是啥情况么？仙子真的都那么猛啊？别误会,主要是兄弟我之前也考虑过找个仙子当老婆的。本来还想跟你取取经的……” The eldest child who Cowherd one hear, the eye stares immediately, then the palm of the hand of incomparable loyalty clapped on the thigh of Yu Huifei said: „Does not want!” 牛郎一听,眼睛顿时瞪的老大了,然后无比义气的一巴掌拍在了余会非的大腿上道:“千万不要！” The Yu Huifei sore giving a tongue-lashing denture mouth, he estimated that this palm of the hand gets down, seal several days that on his thigh leaves behind cannot disappear! 余会非疼的呲牙列嘴的,他估计这一巴掌下来,他大腿上留下的印子几天都消不下去！ Yu Huifei said: „Brothers, some words saying well, we do not begin.” 余会非道:“兄弟,有话好好说,咱别动手。” Cowherd said: „ Brothers, excuse me, was too excited. 牛郎道:“兄弟,不好意思,太激动了。 That, you really to Fairy Maiden interested? ” 那个,你真的对仙女有兴趣？” The Yu Huifei subconscious nod, the joke, who has no interest in Fairy Maiden? 余会非下意识的点头,笑话,谁对仙女没兴趣啊？ That side Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and scolded one including Howling Celestial Dog with one voice: „Dregs male!” 那边牛头马面、黑白无常、包括哮天犬都异口同声的骂了一句:“渣男！” Yu Huifei is disinclined to respond them, he in this polite talk, is busy. 余会非懒得搭理他们,他在这套话呢,忙着呢。 Finally his nod...... 结果他这一点头…… ! 啪！ Cowherd is a palm of the hand pats on the thigh of Yu Huifei: „Does not want!” 牛郎又是一巴掌拍在余会非的大腿上:“千万不要啊！” Yu Huifei hurries to turn to pass away, is turning away from Cowherd, as far as possible lets the own thigh far away from Cowherd that big palm of the hand! 余会非赶紧扭过身去,背对着牛郎,尽可能的让自己的大腿远离牛郎那大巴掌！ So as to avoid patted booklet...... 免得被拍折了…… Yu Huifei said: „That, why?” 余会非道:“那个,为啥？” Cowherd sighed: „You, if really wants to look, remembered, do not look for Jade Emperor. Brothers' my history of blood and tears, is your learning from another's mistakes.” 牛郎叹息道:“你要是真想找,记住了,千万别找玉帝家的。兄弟我的血泪史,是你的前车之鉴。” Yu Huifei wondered, emperor Wang Jia, is the First Under Heaven Great Emperor family/home, marries such a princess, isn't the good deed? Is brings honor to ancestors absolutely, is shining ancestor 18 generations of that! 余会非纳闷了,帝王家啊,还是天下第一大帝家啊,娶个那样的公主,难道不是好事么？绝对是光宗耀祖啊,还是耀祖宗十八代的那种！ Even died old ancestor, it is estimated that can the person by hell be dug, delicious tasty is supplying. 就算死了的老祖宗,估计都能被地府的人挖出来,好吃好喝的供着。 That is real shining ancestor. 那是真的耀祖宗啊。 Cowherd sighed: „Because emperor Wang Jia was too dark, particularly mother -in-law can plan.” 牛郎叹息道:“因为帝王家太黑暗了,尤其是丈母娘太会算计了。” Yu Huifei to Cowherd one glass of liquor, asked again but actually: „You said slowly.” 余会非给牛郎再倒上一杯酒,问道:“你慢慢说。” Cowherd another did, this said: „Yeah, should you hear the magpie bridge meeting?” 牛郎又一口干了,这才道:“哎,你应该听说过鹊桥会吧？” Yu Huifei nods: „ Has listened to your story, said that your mother-in-law is very cruel-hearted. Gave among you to draw a Milky Way directly, making you separate two places, became the remote love. A year can meet, was too ruthless. 余会非点头:“听过你们的故事,说起来你丈母娘是挺狠心的。直接给你们中间画了一条银河,让你们分隔两地,成了异地恋。一年才能见一次面,太狠了。 She did not love dearly you even, how didn't the own daughters love dearly? ” 她不心疼你就算了,咋连自己的女儿都不心疼呢？” Cowherd sneers a sound said: „What do you understand?” 牛郎冷笑一声道:“你懂啥？” Yu Huifei is stunned: „Isn't right?” 余会非愕然:“难道不对么？” Cowherd has taken beverage bottle directly, drank big tastes: „ I also think from the beginning that Old Lady are the menopause, cannot pass with me intentionally. Does not make me see her unmarried girl...... 牛郎直接拿过酒瓶子,喝了一大口道:“我一开始也以为那老娘们就是更年期,故意跟我过不去。不让我见她闺女…… However has the magpies to help, every year can make contact with the magpie bridge, lets me and wife sees. 但是好歹有喜鹊们帮忙,每年都能搭上鹊桥,让我和娘子一见。 At that time, I was pure. 那时候,我单纯啊。 For I that meet time, working that I go all out, makes money, buys the best gift, gives to her. ” 我为了那一次见面,我拼命的干活,赚钱,买最好的礼物,送给她。” The Yu Huifei nod said: „Should, after all, one year see one time. Met with great difficulty, must deliver well.” 余会非点头道:“应该的,毕竟,一年才见一次。好不容易见面了,必须送最好的。” Cowherd said: „I think that also does. Until afterward, me heard a rabbit to tell me......” 牛郎道:“我就是那么想的,也是那么做的。直到后来,我听到一兔子跟我说……” „What said?” Yu Huifei curious asking. “说啥了？”余会非好奇的问。 Cowherd said: „He told me, Heavens one day ground one year!” 牛郎道:“他跟我说,天上一日地上一年！” Pū! 噗！ Yu Huifei liquor all spurted! 余会非一口酒全喷了！ Others smiled directly...... 其他人直接笑了…… Yu Huifei is very intelligent, immediately wants to understand the key, cannot bear scold: „Fuck, black!” 余会非很聪明,立刻想明白了关键,忍不住骂道:“我曹,黑啊！” The Cowherd sorrow sighed: „ Yes...... was too black. In the surface, I am one year see her one time, in fact in her opinion, our that is sees daily! 牛郎哀叹道:“是啊……太黑了。表面上,我是一年去见她一次,实际上在她看来,我们那是天天见啊！ She eats and drinks in that every day, dances, to selecting to come to be able I, every day has the different gift collars. 她每天在那吃吃喝喝,跳跳舞,到点了就来会会我,每天都有不一样的礼物领。 But I? 而我呢？ Grass...... ” 草……” Yu Huifei sympathy patted his shoulder, simultaneously in the heart sighs woefully: „Paternal grandmother leg, destroys the childhood! white reckless I have thought in childhood this is a romantic love story. The result is the good play that the black heart mother-in-law plans the son-in-law......” 余会非同情的拍了拍他的肩膀,同时心中哀叹:“奶奶腿的,毁童年啊！白瞎了我小时候一直以为这是一场浪漫爱情故事。结果是黑心丈母娘算计女婿的好戏啊……” However Yu Huifei said: „Ok, no matter did not say, you did not rest her daughter.” 不过余会非还是道:“行了,不管不怎么说,你不也把她女儿睡了么。” Cowherd hehe said: „I rest me to rest! Must rest, I also had no complaint.” 牛郎呵呵道:“我睡个屁啊我睡！要睡了,我也没啥怨言了。” Yu Huifei said startled: „It is not, in legend you had the child.” 余会非愕然道:“不是,传说中你们都有孩子了啊。” Cowherd said: „Is calf a child? Our that side common social practices are simple and honorable, without both parents agreed where can have a sexual intercourse at will?” 牛郎道:“牛犊子算孩子么？我们那边民风淳朴,没有双方父母同意,哪能随意同房？” Yu Huifei speechless, but also said: „Afterward wasn't the agreement? Although was separated, however one year also sees one time, you accumulated one year of bullet, your stature, do't that can incarnation Gatling?” 余会非哑然,不过又道:“后来不是同意了么？虽然被分开了,但是一年也见一次啊,你好歹攒了一年的子弹,就你这身材,那不得化身加特林啊？” What Cowherd cannot understand is Gatling, but the big meaning guessed correctly, face red question Yu Huifei: „You know that what is the magpie bridge meeting?” 牛郎听不懂啥叫加特林,但是大意思猜到了,老脸通红的反问余会非:“你知道啥叫鹊桥会么？” Yu Huifei said: „Knows, on every year seventh night of the seventh lunar month time, an important goods child magpie gathers, builds the happy magpie bridge, lets you and female weaver can bridge over the galaxy, meets above the galaxy, that is a world big grand meeting, right?” 余会非道:“知道啊,就每年七夕的时候,一大帮子喜鹊聚集过来,搭建成喜鹊桥,让你和织女能够跨过星河,在星河之上相见,那可是天下一大盛会啊,对吧？” Cowherd said: „Right, you told me, is working as several million, several million, the surface of hundreds of millions magpies, your being able to get down hand?” 牛郎道:“对,那你告诉我,当着几百万,几千万,几亿只喜鹊的面,你下得去手么？” Yu Huifei stunned...... 余会非愕然…… Afterward thinks carefully, under the foot that is several million, hundreds of millions eyes are watching him, immediately hit to startle. 随后仔细想想,脚底下那是几千万,几亿双的眼睛在看着他,顿时打了个激灵。 Cowherd continues saying: „ Let alone, my mother-in-law looked for people to hold to write the romantic love story our stories, in all directions dissemination. The world people know that we must meet...... that to watch the fun in that day seventh night of the seventh lunar month, sea of people! 牛郎继续道:“更何况,我丈母娘找人操笔将我们的故事写成了浪漫爱情故事,四处传播。天下人都知道我们要在那天七夕相会……那看热闹的,人山人海啊！ You felt, what we can make? What can you make? 你觉得,我们能做啥？你能做啥？ Gives you that scene, your competently what?! ” 就给你那场景,你能干点啥？！” Cowherd interrogations, simply are the sobs of belt/bring blood. 牛郎一声声质问,简直是带血的哭泣啊。 Yu Huifei thorough was speechless, the innumerable magpies look, countless people look, this fuck...... 余会非彻底的无语了,无数喜鹊看着,无数人看着,这尼玛…… Let alone did, it is estimated that even did the sex fiend still wither? 别说干啥了,估计就算是色魔也萎了吧？ Yu Huifei coughs saying: „This...... really ruthless.” 余会非干咳道:“这……真狠啊。” Yu Huifei was a clothing/taking, what Heavenly Queen abacus hit was really flamboyant. 余会非算是服了,王母娘娘这算盘打的是真牛逼啊。 No wonder said, Immortal likes with the artificial chess, plays chess gambling. Before he did not feel, now looks like , this fuck played the chess expert is flamboyant, fortified at every step, did not say that did not make you marry oneself daughter, did not say that did not make you bump oneself daughter, gave you opportunity, then...... general! 难怪都说,仙人喜欢以人为棋,下棋博弈。之前他不觉得,现在看来,果然,这尼玛玩棋高手就是牛逼,步步为营,不说不让你娶自家女儿,不说不让你碰自家女儿,给你机会,然后……将军！ Yu Huifei said: „Since is unpleasant, might as well divorce?” 余会非道:“既然不如意,不如离婚吧？” Cowherd sighed: „Not giving up...... actually our family/home female weavers is good......” 牛郎叹息道:“舍不得啊……其实我们家织女还是挺好的……” Yu Huifei can say anything, the girl is good, cannot eat, this does not handle. 余会非能说啥,女孩子再好,吃不到,这也玩不转啊。 Above Cowherd estimated also drinks, this time did not need Yu Huifei to ask, direct refreshed say/way: „This our that heavy snow closes off a mountain area, cold is not good, drank, result bewildered was sent to frontier service. The ghosts know that Old Lady send what insanity!” 牛郎估计也喝上头了,这次不用余会非发问,直接爽快的道:“这次我们那大雪封山,冷的不行,多喝了点,结果莫名其妙的就被发配来了。鬼知道那老娘们又发什么疯！” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非哑然…… Yu Huifei does not think, he shot a look at White Impermanence subconsciously, he always feels liquor of these two goods possibly almost. 余会非可不那么想,他下意识的瞥了一眼白无常,他总觉得这两货的酒品可能差不多。 However must say that Cowherd punched the Heavenly Queen, Yu Huifei did not believe. 但是要说牛郎揍了王母娘娘,余会非是不信的。 Must by Cowherd be a mortal, drinks much liquor is also insufficient to punch the grandmother mother? Is cannot mainly be victorious! 必经牛郎就是个凡人,喝再多的酒也不至于揍王母娘吧？主要是打不过啊！ However Yu Huifei is not anxious, wants to know that the answer is simple! 不过余会非也不急,想知道答案简单！ Therefore Yu Huifei said: „Come, Brothers, anything also let alone, drank.” 于是余会非道:“来,兄弟,啥也别说了,喝吧。” Everyone takes up the wine glass, Cowherd takes up beverage bottle, the heroic spirit say/way: „Drinking, was dry!” 大家纷纷拿起酒杯,牛郎拿起酒瓶子,豪气的道:“喝,干了！” Then, Cowherd raises head, drank the remaining liquor. 然后,牛郎一仰头,把剩下的酒都喝了。 After drinking up, the face of Cowherd is more and more red, eyeball started to grow the red blood threads. 喝完之后,牛郎的脸是越来越红,眼珠子都开始长出红血丝了。 Yu Huifei looks, some not good premonitions, hurried to hide hiding toward the distant place. 余会非一看,有种不好的预感,赶紧往远处躲了躲。 Really, the next quarter, saw Cowherd to jump, then loudly pointed at Heavens to exclaim: „ Smelly Old Lady! 果然,下一刻,就见牛郎跳了起来,然后指着天上大吼道:“臭老娘们！ I am Cowherd, do you still remember me? 我是牛郎,你还记得我么？ Your bad Old Lady, no one wants you, do you come the pit father? 你个糟老娘们,没人要你,你就来坑老子啊？ How long Jade Emperor does not bump you, makes into this bird type you? 玉帝是多久不碰你,才把你弄成这个鸟样的？ Your menopause old woman, after first is not raised, does not curl upwards, the chest sagging, without the buttocks, the thick waist draws the hip, the face is long resembles with big...... ” 你个更年期老妇女,前不凸后不翘,胸下垂,没屁股,粗腰拉胯,脸长得跟大拉皮似的……” Yu Huifei just started is a god, is not only he, Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence and the others estimated that has not seen the appearance that Cowherd has been drunk. 余会非刚开始是一愣神,不仅仅是他,牛头马面、黑白无常等人估计也没见过牛郎喝醉酒的样子。 one by one heard these words also to compel ignorant. 一个个的听到这些话也都懵逼了。 However the next quarter, one group of people rushing, pushes over Cowherd all of a sudden on the ground, covering mouth that covers mouth directly, bundles the string bunch of strings. 但是下一刻,一群人呼啦啦的冲了上去,一下子就把牛郎按倒在地上,直接捂嘴的捂嘴,捆绳子的捆绳子。 Simultaneously Ox-Head called out: „ Little Yu, comes quickly the help! 同时牛头叫道:“小鱼,快过来帮忙！ That Old Lady......, the empress bears a grudge very much. 那老娘们……咳咳,娘娘很记仇的。 He scolded again, we must the resting vegetable/dish! ” 他再骂下去,咱们都得歇菜！” Yu Huifei one hear, the heart trembled, hurries to run to help shut the mouth of Cowherd...... 余会非一听,心头一颤,赶紧跑了过去帮忙堵住牛郎的嘴…… The Cowherd liquor vigor rapidness, the past rapidness, struggled one will not have fallen asleep. 牛郎酒劲上来的快,过去的也快,挣扎了没一会就睡着了。 Relaxing of the people feel relieved, just sat down finally, sees Cowherd to open the eye suddenly, makes an effort, the rope collapsed directly! Bellows: „Smelly Old Lady!” 众人如释重负的松了口气,结果刚坐下,就见牛郎猛然睁开眼睛,一用力,绳索直接崩断了！大吼一声:“臭老娘们！” Yu Huifei this pushes to the front, rushes. 余会非这回是一马当先,冲了上去。 Others follow, to hurry to gag and tie up this goods again. 其他人跟上,赶紧再次将这货堵嘴、捆绑。 This, everyone studied intelligently, knows that the Cowherd strength was big, bundled simply him with Soul Reaping Chains. 这回,大家学聪明了,知道牛郎力气大,干脆用勾魂锁链将他捆起来了。 In this period, Black Impermanence has shouted is putting on the shoulder blade, put on, the opposite party cannot be restless. 期间,黑无常一直嚷嚷着穿琵琶骨,穿上了,对方就不能闹腾了。 Yu Huifei rejected certainly, Cowherd is also the cruel fate kid, under is not worthwhile that heavy evil behind-the-scenes manipulator. 余会非当然拒绝了,牛郎也是个苦命娃,犯不上下那么重的黑手。 Cowherd fell asleep with great difficulty again, the people actually do not dare to rest, one by one gathers round Cowherd to sit, guards against his violent to walk momentarily, cursed. 好不容易牛郎再次睡着了,众人却不敢休息了,一个个的围着牛郎坐着,随时防备着他暴走,大骂。 Yu Huifei sees Cowherd quite a while not to have the sound, this asked: „Brother Ox, you have happening together with him probably. But you are not the hell manages internal affairs? So to be how ripe with him?” 余会非见牛郎半天没动静,这才问道:“牛哥,你们好像跟他有交集啊。可是你们不是地府管内务的么？怎么跟他那么熟呢？” Ox-Head said: „ Yeah...... returns the energy what's the matter. 牛头道:“哎……还能咋回事。 Initially he with Seven Fairy Maidens place object time, finally lifespan but actually. 当初他跟七仙女处对象的时候,结果阳寿倒了。 However Seven Fairy Maidens continues the life with magic power to him forcefully...... 但是七仙女用法力强行给他续命…… This we cannot endure, then Old Black Old White went, finally did. 这我们不能忍啊,然后老黑老白就去了,结果就干起来了呗。 This matter several times, are that side Jade Emperor got down the decree afterward, we turn a blind eye. ” 这种事好几次了,后来是玉帝那边下了旨意,我们才睁一只眼闭一只眼的。” Cui Jue said: „At that time under Jade Emperor the aim continued the life 800 years to him, now calculates that will also draw near.” 崔珏道:“当时玉帝下旨给他续命八百年,现在算算也快到了。” Yu Huifei said: „Will he die?” 余会非道:“难道他会死？” Cui Jue shakes the head saying: „Heavenly Queen likes planning, Jade Emperor is liberal. To his actually very attendance...... I estimated when the time comes will also continue the life to him. Also there is a possibility to make him be the members of the Hanlin Academy directly, since then long life does not die.” 崔珏摇头道:“王母娘娘只是喜欢算计,玉帝宽宏大度。对他其实还是挺照顾的……我估计,到时候还会给他续命的。也有可能直接让他位列仙班,从此长生不死了。” Yu Huifei thinks is also, others back has Seven Fairy Maidens to support, refusing stubbornly dead calculation that was others says. 余会非想想也是,人家背后有七仙女撑腰,死不死都是人家说的算。 He wants dead that easily also really not...... 他想死还真没那么容易…… Such a thinks, Yu Huifei a little envied. 这么一想,余会非又有点羡慕了。 However thinks that magpie bridge meeting, withered immediately, he even suspected that Jade Emperor and Heavenly Queen is one sings red painted-face one to sing the white face! 但是一想到,那鹊桥会,顿时萎了,他甚至怀疑玉帝和王母娘娘是不是一个唱红脸一个唱白脸啊！ This fuck, such lived the ratio dead uncomfortably. 这尼玛,这样的活着比死了还难受啊。 With practical action can it be that to tell others, do not have their family/home unmarried girl's idea? 莫不是用实际行动告诉其他人,不要打他们家闺女的主意？ Is this equal to the living specimen advertisement? 这等于是活体广告？ Thinks Yu Huifei on a whole body chill. 想想余会非就浑身一阵恶寒。 He cannot bear sigh: „Fairy maiden, only may observe, cannot profane to play beautifully!” 他忍不住感叹道:“仙子,只可远观,不可亵玩嫣！” This in the evening, everyone has not rested, without the means that Cowherd this fellow with sudden rising, meets a sudden rising, this who can bear. 这一晚上,大家都没怎么睡,没办法,牛郎这家伙就跟诈尸似的,一会一诈尸,这谁受得了啊。 Feared that he midnight crawls to continue to scold the Heavenly Queen, when the time comes makes a trouble. 都怕他半夜爬起来继续骂王母娘娘,到时候惹来一身麻烦。 Simultaneously Yu Huifei has understood why this goods were sent to frontier service, his scolding law, did not carry to throw into Heavenly Prison and Eighteenth Hell is good. 同时余会非已经明白了这货为啥被发配过来了,就他这种骂法,不背扔进天牢和十八层地狱就不错了。 Next morning...... 第二天早上…… Cowherd awoke, rubs the own head melon seed, simple and honest smiles to the people, opens mouth, he noticed that nearby Black and White Impermanence took up Soul Reaping Chains! 牛郎醒了,揉揉自己的脑袋瓜子,憨厚的对众人一笑,一张嘴,他就看到边上的黑白无常抄起了勾魂锁链！ Ox-Head Horse-Face, takes off the sock directly! 牛头马面,直接脱袜子！ Yu Huifei to rub sleeve...... 余会非撸袖子…… Cui Jue took up Judge Pen. 崔珏拿起了判官笔。 one by one visits him nervous! 一个个紧张兮兮的看着他！ His flexure scratched the head, said: „Does everyone, rest fortunately?” 他挠了挠头,道:“大家,睡得还好吧？” As soon as the people listen, knows that this goods most likely (80%) sobered up, otherwise the first prologue after getting drunk so will not be gentle. 众人一听,知道这货八成是醒酒了,否则喝醉后的第一句开场白不会这么温柔。 The people relax, but the next quarter got angry, one by one is cursing: „Good your younger sister!” 众人松了口气,但是下一刻就怒了,一个个的大骂着:“好你妹啊！” Next quarter Cowherd was thrown by the people turns in the place, is an organized crime beats mercilessly. 下一刻牛郎就被众人撂翻在地,然后就是一顿黑社会毒打。 This goods until were punched, is the first even/including Mengbi conditions, does not know why everyone punches him. 这货直到被人揍完了,都是一连懵逼的状态,不知道大家为啥揍他。 Yu Huifei is slanting the eye to look at this goods, has a look at Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others again. 余会非斜着眼睛看着这货,再看看牛头马面等人。 Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence drank many hit the dozen of oneself people, was the physical suffering. 牛头马面、黑白无常喝多了最多就是打打自己人,也就是个皮肉之苦。 However Cowherd this goods do not hit the person is so simple absolutely, but is the direct pit oneself person, perhaps must the entire pit die. This person was too dangerous, he is pondering over, later cannot make Cowherd drink...... 但是牛郎这货绝对不是打人那么简单,而是直接坑自己人,没准还要一口气全坑死。这种人太危险了,他琢磨着,以后坚决不能让牛郎喝酒…… Moreover after this goods drink up the liquor , the words that curses at people were also too virulent, what Old Lady, what menopause, what chest sags, after first not suddenly, does not curl upwards, the Daping waist...... damn it, this traded Yu Huifei is the Heavenly Queen estimated that must the violent walk. 而且这货喝完酒之后骂人的话也太恶毒了,什么老娘们,什么更年期,什么胸下垂,前不突后不翘,大平腰……奶奶的,这换了余会非是王母娘娘估计都得暴走。 Did not say in deep sorrow, attaching complimentary gift that because that must bring! 不说万箭穿心,因为那都是必带的附赠品！ Before the Nine Thunders bang withstand/top, must add Eighteenth Hell hundred years of roaming Caihang! 九雷轰顶之前都得加一个十八层地狱百年游才行！ However Yu Huifei collected, said Cowherd yesterday evening performance. 不过余会非还是凑了过去,将牛郎昨天晚上的表现说了一下。 Say/Way that Cowherd hears word, first even/including does not dare to believe: „How possibly? I long am so big, not that vulgar!” 牛郎闻言,一连不敢置信的道:“怎么可能？我长这么大,就没那么粗鄙过！” The Yu Huifei racket his shoulder said: „Believes as you like, but you, if drinks again, we really must bundle to look for no one's place to bury you.” 余会非拍拍他肩膀道:“信不信随你,但是你要是再喝酒,我们真得把你捆起来找个没人的地方埋了。” Hurrying under Cowherd shuts up, and said continually: „Relax, I later do not certainly drink many.” 牛郎下的赶紧闭嘴,并且连道:“放心,我以后一定不喝多。” Nod that Yu Huifei feels relieved, then said a oneself here situation to Cowherd. 余会非放心的点点头,然后跟牛郎说了一下自己这边的情况。 After Cowherd hear, calls out in alarm said: „Is here secular world?” 牛郎听完之后,惊呼道:“这里是凡间？” Yu Huifei nods: „Right, has the issue?” 余会非点头:“对啊,有问题么？” Say/Way that Cowherd wants to cry but have no tears: „I think that I can be separated by finally for a year with her, making her feel for one next year to see one time to be depressed. Result......” 牛郎欲哭无泪的道:“我以为我终于可以和她相隔一年了,让她感受一下一年见一次的苦闷了。结果……” Yu Huifei sympathy patted his shoulder saying: „Ok, let alone, since came, enjoys the life well.” 余会非同情的拍了拍他的肩膀道:“行了,别说了,既然来了,好好享受生活吧。” What can Cowherd say? Drooped a head to go downstairs with this Yu Huifei. 牛郎能说啥？耷拉着个脑袋跟这余会非下楼了。 Going downstairs time, Yu Huifei said: „Front courtyard has a girl......” 下楼的时候,余会非道:“前院有个女孩……” Cowherd one hear, hit to startle said: „Do not discuss the object, the women are the pit!” 牛郎一听,打了个激灵道:“千万别谈对象,女人都是坑！” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „This girl is a good girl.” 余会非白了他一眼道:“这个女孩是个好女孩。” „ Is the woman is the pit! The female weavers are also the good girls, wasn't my pit? Grandmother or day Fairy Maiden immortal model, model such, his her woman, even if not follow the example, pupil surpasses the teacher, at least can still have 78 scanning? “是女人就是坑！织女也是好女孩,还不是把我坑了？王母还是天仙女仙表率呢,表率都那样了,其她的女人就算不有样学样,青出于蓝而胜于蓝,至少也得有七八分像吧？ Brothers, the Elder Brother is a seasoned person, you listen my. 兄弟,哥哥是过来人,你听我的。 Far away from the woman is really free, is really merry! ” Cowherd serious said to Yu Huifei. 远离女人才是真逍遥,真快活！”牛郎一本正经的对余会非道。 Yu Huifei shot a look at his one eyes saying: „Knock it off, you must really believe why you can bring Viagra to go back?” 余会非瞥了他一眼道:“拉倒吧,你要真这么认为,你干嘛要带伟哥回去？” Cowherd to does not evade, spoke frankly: „The big ox prepares to my family, recently he a little lacked the ability to do what one would like.” 牛郎到是不避讳,直言道:“给我家大黄牛准备的,最近他有点力不从心了。” Yu Huifei immediately on the forehead suddenly/violently Hanru the rain, damn it, is such matter! No wonder at present this 800 years of old virgin wants Viagra, the sentiment is not oneself uses. 余会非顿时脑门上暴汗如雨啊,奶奶的,原来是这么回事！难怪眼前这个八百年老处男要伟哥,感情不是自己用啊。 Yu Huifei said: „Ok, anything also let alone.” 余会非道:“行了,啥也别说了。” At this time, Cui Jue shouted: „Little Yu, ate meal.” 这时候,崔珏喊道:“小鱼,吃饭了。” Yu Huifei said: „Walks, ate meal.” 余会非道:“走吧,吃饭了。” „Brothers, you listen to urging of Elder Brother, far away from the woman, treasures the life.” Cowherd has not given up. “兄弟,你听哥哥的劝,远离女人,珍爱生命。”牛郎还没放弃。 Yu Huifei helpless say/way: „Brother, can we not raise this stubble?” 余会非无奈的道:“老哥,咱能不提这个茬了么？” Cowherd very loyalty say/way: „It is not good! The good brothers to be loyal, I cannot oneself fall into the fiery pit abyss of suffering, but also looks helplessly you also fall. You could rest assured that if you oneself embarrassed rejection, then the Elder Brother act, helping you drive out her!” 牛郎十分义气的道:“不行！好兄弟讲义气,我不能自己都掉进火坑里水深火热了,还眼睁睁的看着你也掉进去。你放心,你要是自己不好意思拒绝,回头哥哥出面,帮你把她赶出去！” Yu Huifei one hear, on the forehead is the cold sweat, he wishes one could on four buildings to flip that broken book immediately, having a look at one sending the criminal undergoing reform-through-labor returns goods. 余会非一听,脑门上全是冷汗啊,他恨不得立刻上四楼去翻翻那本破书,看看有没有一条可以将送来的劳改犯退货回去的。 damn it, this, if stirred to him about yellow, he really wants to kill people! 奶奶的,这要是给他搅合黄了,他真想杀人啊！ Yu Huifei said: „Brother Lang, you, if when really I am brothers, don't stir about the line? My single 20 years!” 余会非道:“郎哥,你要是真当我是兄弟,你就别搅合行么？我都单身二十来年了！” A Cowherd face envies visits him: „You are really happy!” 牛郎一脸羡慕的看着他:“你真幸福！” Yu Huifei hears this saying, exploded directly, effort pulls a cart the own hair, the heart was cursing: „ By your Cowherd, your also really motherfucking is a cow, stubborn! 余会非听到这话,直接炸了,用力的拉车着自己的头发,心头大骂:“靠你个牛郎啊,你还真tm是头牛啊,倔强的可以啊！ This does not stir 800 years of old hoodlum the father you are vows not to rest ” 这是不把老子搅成八百年老光棍你是誓不罢休啊” Yu Huifei deeply inspires, is suppressing impulsion that beats savagely Cowherd. 余会非深吸一口气,压制着暴打牛郎的冲动。 Mainly is about has a look, Ox-Head Horse-Face they, have not it is estimated that begun not to be victorious. 主要是左右看看,牛头马面他们没在,估计动手也打不过。 Yu Huifei squeezes a smile diligently, clenching jaws squeezes out several characters to say from the gap between teeth: „Brother Lang, I first thank you 18 generations of ancestor.” 余会非努力挤出一丝笑容,咬牙切齿的从牙缝里挤出几个字道:“郎哥,我先谢谢你十八辈祖宗了。” Cowherd strikes one's chest, incomparably upholds justice with the simple and honest say/way: „Does not use such politely, does not need to thank them. You could rest assured that has the Elder Brother, any women nearly in your three meters!” 牛郎一拍胸脯,无比仗义和憨厚的道:“不用这么客气,也不用谢他们。你放心,有哥哥在,任何女人都近不了你身边三米之内！” The Yu Huifei supine head harness the tears, in the heart are wailing: „The fuck Heavenly Queen, your his mother which muscle pulled out sent to me this goods.” 余会非仰头带着泪光,心中哀嚎不已:“尼玛的王母娘娘,你他妈哪根筋抽了把这货给我送来了。” Yu Huifei is helpless finally, can only say with Cowherd: „ Good, the brothers I laid cards on the table with you. 余会非最终无奈,只能跟牛郎道:“好吧,兄弟我跟你摊牌了。 We, no will prepare food. 咱们这些人,没一个会做饭的。 What that female is comes to prepare food to us, you want to eat delicious, but must point at her. 那女的是来给咱们做饭的,你想吃好吃的,还得指着她呢。 Therefore...... ” 所以啊……” Cowherd pats the chest, upholds justice the incomparable say/way: „ Isn't prepares food? My meeting! 牛郎一拍胸膛,仗义无比的道:“不就是做饭么？我会！ Brothers, you do not use, because this gives to her! 兄弟,你不用因为这个迁就她！ Expels directly, without issue! ” 直接赶走,没问题的！” In the Yu Huifei heart that called an anger crazy fever, are this gruff goods so at present straightforward? 余会非心中那叫一个怒火狂烧,眼前这憨货怎么就这么耿直呢？ His doesn't have an eyesight to see on you? 丫的就你没点眼力见么？ Has not understood the father to pick up the little girl? 还没看懂老子是要泡妞的么？ The father wants the woman! 老子要女人！ The father do not catch up with her to walk? 老子不要赶她走么？ Is father this is giving to the tactful rejection he? 老子这是在迁就委婉的拒绝他么？ Yu Huifei wondered, how to catch up with the female weaver on Cowherd this intelligence quotient, does the female weaver like mental handicap? 余会非就纳闷了,就牛郎这智商是怎么追上织女的,难道织女喜欢智障？ However Yu Huifei said: The meal that „Brother Lang, this............ she makes conforms to my appetite very much. Also conforms to the appetites of others, everyone likes this...... you doing perhaps also delicious. However not necessarily conforms to our appetites, do you understand?” 不过余会非还是道:“郎哥,这样……呃……她做的菜很符合我的胃口。也符合其他人的胃口,大家就喜欢这一口……你做的也许也好吃。但是不一定符合我们的胃口,你懂么？” Cowherd stares, then touches the chin, nod of pretending to be serious said: „Probably...... a little understood. Indeed, the taste of everyone is different, you who I am indeed not necessarily like eating.” 牛郎一愣,然后摸摸下巴,煞有介事的点点头道:“好像……有点懂了。的确,每个人的口味都不一样,我做的你们的确未必喜欢吃。” The Yu Huifei heart said Amitabha, this goods straightened out finally! 余会非心说阿弥陀佛,这货终于开窍了！ Then Cowherd cracks into a smile, simple and honest brings the small deceitful say/way: „The brothers you could rest assured that the Elder Brother my innate has a skill. That is the photographic memory, then I steal the master, after learning her vegetable/dish, hehe......” 然后牛郎咧嘴一笑,憨厚中带着小奸诈的道:“不过兄弟你放心,哥哥我天生有个本事。那就是过目不忘,回头我去偷师,学会她的菜以后,嘿嘿……” The Yu Huifei heart said: „Hehe your Sir! Also motherfucking is thinking woman who drives away the father? Your individual? I!” 余会非心说:“嘿嘿你大爷啊！还tm想着赶走老子的女人呐？你丫的还是个人么？我呸！” No matter how said, Cowherd is complies not to start now. 不管怎么说,牛郎算是答应现在不下手了。 Yu Huifei scratched the cold sweat to bring Cowherd to go to the restaurant. 余会非擦了擦冷汗带着牛郎去了餐厅。 Except for Ox-Head Horse-Face Howling Celestial Dog, others are waiting in the restaurant. 除了牛头马面哮天犬,其余的人都在餐厅等着了。 Liu Xin saw that Yu Huifei leads a stranger to come, immediately adds a tableware. 柳歆看到余会非带着个陌生人来,立刻加了一双碗筷上来。 Yu Huifei gave a Cowherd look, seemed saying: „Sees? This is a woman, sympathizes!” 余会非给了牛郎一个眼神,仿佛在说:“看到没？这就是女人,体贴！” However Cowherd hehe smiles, said in a low voice: „Safe/without matter does everything to please non- deceitfully is a robber, the woman, is really deceitful! The brothers you must be careful.” 然而牛郎呵呵一笑,低声道:“无事献殷勤非奸即盗,女人,果然奸诈！兄弟你要小心了。” In the Yu Huifei heart that called one miserable, really wants to take away on his face the present bowl! 余会非心中那叫一个凄苦啊,真想将眼前的碗扣他脸上！ However he also knows, Cowherd this goods are also a poor man. 不过他也知道,牛郎这货也是个可怜人。 800 years of old virgin, has wife's old virgin, it is estimated that changes into the average person, had a child with that big ox early...... 八百年的老处男,还是个有老婆的老处男,估计换成一般人,早跟那大黄牛生孩子了吧…… This goods is a little energetic are not normal, Yu Huifei can understand. 这货有点精神不正常,余会非能理解。 Therefore the racket his shoulder said: „Sits, eats meal.” 所以拍拍他肩膀道:“坐吧,吃饭吧。” After Cowherd sits down, sees is one bowl of gruel, the brow wrinkles slightly. 牛郎坐下后,看到是一碗粥,眉头微微皱起。 At this time Liu Xin pushed one plate of side dishes, impressively is one plate of spicy cabbages. 这时候柳歆将一碟小菜推了过来,赫然是一碟辣白菜。 Yu Huifei without delay, first clamped to eat one to say. 余会非二话不说,先夹过来吃一口在说。 The spicy cabbage with the gruel, Yu Huifei eats is very fragrant. 辣白菜配粥,余会非吃的很香。