Horse-Face brandished the fist to hit. 马面抡起拳头就打了过去。 The lesser monk avoid, simultaneously taunted: „Depends on you? Donkey of simultaneous developments?” 小和尚躲避开来,同时嘲讽道:“就凭你？两条腿走路的驴子？” Horse-Face thinks steadily a long face, loses face enough. Now is also disparaged the donkey by this young buddhist monk, immediately is in an uncontrollable rage, starting is also vicious. 马面自认为长了一张马脸,就已经够丢人的。现在还被这小秃驴贬低成了驴子,顿时怒不可遏,下手也凶狠了许多。 The Horse-Face strength does not enter Ox-Head, but the speed is faster than Ox-Head. 马面的力气不入牛头,但是速度比牛头快。 The lesser monk cannot ask for the advantage in injury of Horse-Face, but eye actually glaring is transferring, seems hitting what wicked scheme. 小和尚在马面的受伤讨不到好处,但是一双眼睛却贼溜溜的转着,似乎在打什么鬼主意。 At this moment, the lesser monk bellows: „Donkey, looks at you behind!” 就在这时,小和尚大吼一声:“驴子,看你身后！” The brain of Horse-Face is not always specially miraculous, hears this roar, subconscious then looked at one. 马面的脑子一向不是特别灵光,听到这一声吼,下意识的回头看了一眼。 Then...... 然后…… Bang! 砰！ A shoulder pole patted on Horse's head, the shoulder pole broke off at the scene! 一根扁担拍在了马头上,扁担当场折断！ Horse-Face staggered to proceed to run two steps, wiped the back of the head, all was the blood...... 马面踉跄往前跑了两步,一抹后脑,全是血…… The lesser monk strike to go well, favorite say/way: „Your these vagrants, but also who refuses to accept?” 小和尚一击得手,得意的道:“你们这些小瘪三,还有谁不服？” Yu Huifei was unable to continue watching: „Rubbish with him, on, does him together!” 余会非看不下去了:“别跟他废话,一起上,干他！” Then, Yu Huifei first beginning. 说完,余会非第一个动手。 Black and White Impermanence has been driven beyond the limits of forbearance, begins with this. 黑白无常早就忍无可忍了,跟这动手。 Horse-Face turns around to kill...... 马面转身杀来…… Ox-Head simple washing the face , the eye can see the thing, is red a pair of cow eye to join the fight again. 牛头简单的洗了一把脸,眼睛能看到东西了,红着一双牛眼再次加入战斗。 However the lesser monk was too really small, the strength was big, the speed was fast, the key point was he also has one set of unique movement. Runs, compared with the Black and White Impermanence movement difference, left Tuyou does not move unexpectedly, everyone cannot do to him suddenly unexpectedly. 不过小和尚实在是个头太小了,力气大,速度快,重点是他还有一套独特的身法。跑起来,竟然不比黑白无常的身法差,左突右挪的,大家一时间竟然奈何不了他。 However the mouth incomparable cruelty of this lesser monk, hits while is shouting: „ Hasn't donkey, you eaten meal? 不过这小和尚的嘴巴无比的阴损,一边打一边喊着:“驴子,你没吃饭么？ Ox-Head, your head entrusts temporarily on your neck, then waited for my room to do well, picked to work as the specimen to you! 牛头,你那脑袋暂时寄放在你脖子上,回头等我的房间弄好了,就给你摘下来当标本！ Your this black and white two color things, then extract downward your tongues! 你们这黑白两色的东西,回头就把你们舌头都拔下来！ Does your bastard boy, dare the Buddha lock-out? 你这混蛋小子,敢把佛爷关在外面？ Ahem, then shears you ***! ” 哼哼,回头割你***！” People hears word, that was called air/Qi! 众人闻言,那叫一个气啊！ At this time Cui Jue said: „Everyone should not be angry, he air/Qi everyone intentionally. The goal is to let everyone in the angry condition, is unable to gather the attention, gives him the opportunity. This little thing should be the wicked incarnation of Bodhisattva, although is wicked, but is very intelligent.” 这时候崔珏道:“大家别生气,他故意气大家呢。目的就是让大家在愤怒的状态,无法集中注意力,给他可乘之机。这小东西应该是菩萨的恶化身,虽然恶,但是还是很聪明的。” As soon as the lesser monk listen, looked up Cui Jue, grinned to say with a smile: „Did your ten thousand years of second child, what say?” 小和尚一听,抬头看了一眼崔珏,咧嘴笑道:“你个万年老二,说什么呢？” Cui Jue one hear, face immediately black...... 崔珏一听,脸顿时就黑了…… However immediately he smiled: „How to say as you like.” 不过随即他又笑了:“随你怎么说。” However the next quarter, Cui Jue took up Judge Pen also to join the regiment. 但是下一刻,崔珏抄起判官笔也加入战团了。 Then the lesser monk regretted, because others fight are the upfront or side the dozen, but Cui Jue is different. 然后小和尚就后悔了,因为别人打架都是正面或者侧面打,但是崔珏不一样。 This goods follow specially behind his buttocks, Judge Pen always aims at his chrysanthemum...... not to pay attention slightly, was almost exploded! 这货专门跟在他屁股后面,一根判官笔始终瞄准他的菊花……稍不留神,就差点被爆了! The first time, the lesser monk regrets to draw this seemingly refined, the heart black fellow was out actually. 第一次,小和尚后悔拉着这个看似斯文,实则心黑的家伙下场了。 That side, heard the chaotic sound, Howling Celestial Dog came out finally, this dead dog had the yawn saying: „What situation?” 那边,听到混乱的动静,哮天犬终于出来了,这死狗打着哈欠道:“啥情况啊？” Yu Huifei said: „Brother Gou, this grandson is my new prisoner person, but does not obey the custom. Also hits the person!” 余会非道:“狗哥,这孙子是我的新犯人,但是不守规矩。还打人！” Howling Celestial Dog one hear, the eyebrow selects saying: „Whom hit? Aiya...... you operate the wooden scoop, ha haha......” 哮天犬一听,眉毛一挑道:“打谁了？哎呀……你们都开瓢啦,哈哈哈……” This dead dog sees White Impermanence and Horse-Face, the full head is the blood, is not only not angry, but also a little takes pleasure in others' misfortunes. 这死狗一看到白无常和马面,满脑袋是血,不仅不生气,还有点幸灾乐祸。 At this time the lesser monk saw him, the eyebrow selected saying: „Hey...... good black dog! The good fat dog...... then cooked, is dividing eating with aid insanely!” 这时候小和尚看到他了,眉毛一挑道:“嘿……好黑的狗！好肥的狗……回头炖了,跟济癫分着吃！” Howling Celestial Dog one hear of this saying, as if received anything exciting as, the eyebrow selects saying: „You knew that falls dragon that grandson?” 哮天犬一听这话,仿佛受到了什么刺激似的,眉毛一挑道:“你认识降龙那孙子？” The lesser monk curl the lip saying: „What is the understanding? He pulls on shoes to me also good, but eats the dog meat, can collect one table.” 小和尚撇撇嘴道:“什么叫认识？他给我提鞋还行,不过吃狗肉,还是可以凑一桌的。” Can hear this saying, Howling Celestial Dog was hot immediately: „Yeah your Sir...... looks at my stick to ward off dogs law!” 听得到这话,哮天犬顿时火了:“哎你大爷的……看我打狗棍法！” The Howling Celestial Dog direct person stands, carried a stick to kill. 哮天犬直接人立而起,拎着一根棍子就杀上去了。 The lesser monk think that this dog has no battle efficiency, after result dog joins the regiment, his sad discovery, the battle efficiency unexpectedly incomparable valiance of this dead dog! 小和尚本以为这狗没啥战斗力,结果这狗加入战团后,他悲催的发现,这死狗的战斗力竟然无比的彪悍！ The key point is, this is also old compels Yin, is never facing the war with you, always finds the opportunity to knock the staggering blow...... 重点是,这也是个老阴逼,从不跟你正面对战,始终找机会敲闷棍…… Even almost projected on the bird nest by this dead dog several times. 甚至好几次都差点被这死狗打到自家鸟巢了。 The air/Qi results in the lesser monk to shout 'fuck your mom': „Your is motherfucking the dog? It is not right, you are really the motherfucking dog!” 气得小和尚直骂娘:“你tm是狗么？不对,你是真tm狗啊！” Here dozen is just lively, Cowherd also came out: „Does? Does? Do one group of people gather round a child to hit?” 这边打的正欢实呢,牛郎也出来了:“干啥呢？干啥呢？一群人围着一个孩子打？” The lesser monk noticed this robust man comes out, the eyebrow selects...... 小和尚一看到这壮汉出来,眉毛一挑…… Yu Huifei wants to explain, but thinks of lesser monk that conduct. most likely (80%) th, opens mouth can result in the violent to walk the Cowherd air/Qi, did not need him to speak again. 余会非本想解释一下的,但是一想到小和尚那操行。八成,一张嘴就能把牛郎气得暴走,根本不用他再说话了。 Therefore, Yu Huifei has not spoken, but pursues the monk in low spirits, hits the monk. 于是,余会非没说话,只是闷头追和尚,打和尚。 Finally, that the lesser monk is sudden cried, hid Cowherd all of a sudden behind, called out: „ Big Brother, help. 结果,小和尚突然哇的一声哭了起来,一下子躲到了牛郎身后,叫道:“大哥哥,救命啊。 These people insane! 这些人疯啦！ Is the unprincipled people, must kill me. 都是坏人,要杀我啊。 Big Brother, saves me...... ” 大哥哥,救救我吧……” Cowherd stares, scratches the head saying: „Real false?” 牛郎一愣,挠挠头道:“真的假的？” The people were also shocked, has not thought that this arbitrary fellow, has also instigated unexpectedly, non- mouth artillery, but started to sell requests reinforcements miserably. 众人也愣住了,没想到这一直蛮横的家伙,竟然也怂了,不嘴炮了,而是开始卖惨求援了。 But sees he is holding Cowherd, the people smiled. 只不过看到他抱着的牛郎,众人笑了。 Cowherd scratches the head to ask: „Brothers, what he said is real?” 牛郎挠挠头问道:“兄弟们,他说的是真的么？” Ox-Head said: „How can I say? After seeing him, we indeed calculate that...... today punched him insanely in any event!” 牛头道:“怎么说呢？看到他之后,我们的确算疯了……今天无论如何揍他！” Horse-Face said: „My hell small Yin God, can punch Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva...... I to feel, my motherfucking is insane!” 马面道:“我一个地府小阴神,都能揍地藏王菩萨了……我感觉,我tm已经疯了！” Black and White Impermanence follows to nod saying: „Right, we were insane. This matter does not have Guan Zhengyi, we are to punch his!” 黑白无常跟着点头道:“对,我们疯了。这事儿无关正义,我们就是要揍丫的！” Everyone in the fit of temper, no one is willing to explain, wants to hit the person! 大家都在气头上,没人愿意解释,就想打人！ As soon as the lesser monk listened to be happy immediately, the heart said: „ This group of fools...... they do not know that Cowherd is becomes famous simple and honest straightforward? This person, assists in handling does not help kiss...... 小和尚一听顿时乐了,心说:“这群傻子……难道他们不知道牛郎是出了名的憨厚耿直么？这种人,帮理不帮亲…… Since you did not explain, the Buddha I received this helper! ” 既然你们不解释,那佛爷我就收了这个帮手了！” The lesser monk look at Cowherd to say pitifully: „Big brother, help.” 小和尚可怜巴巴的看着牛郎道:“大哥,救命啊。” Cowherd nods saying: „Does not have the issue, do not worry.” 牛郎点点头道:“没问题,别担心。” Then, Cowherd hugged the lesser monk, then bellows: „Today has me here, looked that anyone of you dares to move him!” 说完,牛郎把小和尚抱了起来,然后大吼一声:“今天有我在这里,看你们谁敢动他！” The lesser monk happily smiled...... 小和尚得意的笑了…… Then he noticed that everyone moved, he said: „Big brother, hits them!” 然后他就看到所有人都动了,他道:“大哥,打他们！” Finally Cowherd motionless...... 结果牛郎不动…… The lesser monk said: „Big brother, they came, on quick.” 小和尚道:“大哥,他们都过来了,快上啊。” Cowherd yi however is motionless. 牛郎佁然不动。 The lesser monk were anxious, goes out on the strategic place, oneself hides. As a result, he cannot break free of the bosom of Cowherd unexpectedly! 小和尚急了,就要冲出去,自己躲一躲。结果发现,他竟然挣不脱牛郎的怀抱！ Cowherd grins about him says with a smile: „Told you, today who comes, you cannot move!” 牛郎对他咧嘴一笑道:“跟你说了,今天谁来,你都动不了！” The lesser monk compelled...... sentimental that immediately ignorant: „Has me here, looked anyone of you dares to move him” is such explanation! 小和尚顿时懵逼了……感情那句:“有我在这里,看你们谁敢动他”是这么解释的啊！ The lesser monk are also the clever essences, the critical moment, deeply inspires, to the face of Cowherd on is being: „Bah!” 小和尚也是贼精,关键时刻,深吸一口气,对着牛郎的脸上就是:“呸！” Saliva spurted, attempts to let the Cowherd subconscious blocking, then he seizes the chance to travel. 一口口水喷了过去,企图让牛郎下意识的遮挡,然后他趁机跑路。 Finally Cowherd simply has not kept off, whatever the saliva spurted in his profile, he crooked head, scratched on the shoulder cleanly. 结果牛郎根本没挡,任凭口水喷在了他半边脸上,他歪了歪脑袋,在肩膀上擦干净了。 „Nozzle water? The acrobatics of child......” Cowherd disdain is saying. “喷口水？小孩子的把戏……”牛郎不屑的说着。 Then...... 然后…… „......” Cowherd makes an effort to inspire, the saliva of mouth is listening to that sound with water pump pump! “呵……”牛郎用力吸气,嘴里的口水听着那动静就跟水泵抽水似的！ The next quarter, Cowherd makes an effort to spurt: „Bah!” 下一刻,牛郎用力一喷:“呸！” That saliva spurts with the nozzle! 那口水就跟喷头喷出来似的！ The lesser monk washed hair instantaneously...... were also washing. 小和尚瞬间就洗头了……连带着身上也洗了一下。 The lesser monk compelled directly ignorant, he estimated that has a dream has not thought that some people can have so many saliva? 小和尚直接懵逼了,他估计做梦都没想到,有人可以有这么多口水吧？ The people see this, could not bear laugh wildly. 众人见此,忍不住狂笑了起来。 Black and White Impermanence is impolite, directly lesser monk bundling! 黑白无常也不客气,直接将小和尚给捆了起来！ Then laughing of everyone one by one said: „Did young animal, ask the wrong person?” 然后大家一个个的哈哈大笑道:“小崽子,求错人了吧？” The lesser monk were bundled the steamed rice dumpling, was thrown in the snowy area, unwilling groaning said: „It is not right, is not right! This fellow I have heard, the manner is honest, rich sense of justice, therefore successfully obtained the heart of female weaver. How however...... this fellow sees simple and honest, in fact such abdomen is black!” 小和尚被捆成了粽子,然后被扔到了雪地里,不甘心的哼哼道:“不对,不对劲！这家伙我听说过,为人敦厚老实,富有正义感,所以才成功获得了织女的芳心。但是……这家伙怎么看着憨厚的很,实际上这么腹黑啊！” Yu Huifei patted the head of lesser monk saying: „ Boy, your news is good, but that was the 700-800 years ago news...... 余会非拍了拍小和尚的脑袋道:“小子,你的消息不错,不过那是700-800年前的消息了…… 800 years later Cowherd, yeah...... 八百年后的牛郎,哎…… Being a long story. 一言难尽。 However, if you have mother -in-law and father-in-law of two like him, I estimated, you will be blacker than him. 不过,如果你有两个像他那样的丈母娘和老丈人,我估计,你会比他还黑。 Ok, rubbish...... ” 行了,不废话了……” Then, Yu Huifei said that pulled out a paper to give bald of lesser monk to scratch the saliva. 说完,余会非说完,掏出一张纸来给小和尚的光头擦了擦口水。 The lesser monk bright and intelligent big eyes of look at Yu Huifei saying: „Elder Brother, you are a good person, lets loose me......” 小和尚水汪汪的大眼睛看着余会非道:“哥哥,你是个好人,放开我……” Buckle! 扣！ Yu Huifei lifted the hand next day a violent chestnut! 余会非抬手就隔天一个暴栗！ After knocking, Yu Huifei exciting calling out: „ Yeah......, let alone! In the network said right, the head of this monk will knock really to make thump thump the sound. 敲完了之后,余会非兴奋的叫道:“哎……别说啊！网络上说的对啊,这和尚的脑袋敲起来真的会发出咚咚的声音啊。 Really brittle! 真脆啊！ Of pleasant to hear! ” 好听！” The Cui Jue eyebrow selects saying: „Real false?” 崔珏眉毛一挑道:“真的假的？” The Yu Huifei backhand is violent chestnut/trembling cast off passes, buckled life, sound clear seems knocking winter melon. 余会非反手又是一个暴栗甩过去,扣的一生,声音清脆的仿佛是在敲一个冬瓜似的。 The lesser monk sore tears of were about to come out, clenching jaws scolded: „Your stupid thing!” 小和尚疼的眼泪都快出来了,咬牙切齿的骂道:“你个傻逼玩意！” Yu Huifei has not responded him, but said to Cui Jue: „You listen, is specially of pleasant to hear?” 余会非没搭理他,而是对崔珏道:“你听听,是不是特别好听？” Cui Jue collected, shakes the head saying: „Has not listened clearly, you knock again.” 崔珏凑了过来,摇头道:“没听清楚,你再敲一下。” The Yu Huifei backhand is! 余会非反手就是一下！ Cui Jue pulled out the ear: „Has not heard clearly, you use a strength.” 崔珏掏了掏耳朵:“没听清,你用点力。” Yu Huifei knocks again! 余会非再敲！ Cui Jue angry looks to Ox-Head and the others: „Do not whisper, harmed I have not listened clearly. Little Yu, you knock me to listen again......” 崔珏愤怒的看向牛头等人:“你们别交头接耳的,害的我都没听清楚。小鱼,你再敲一下我听听……” Yu Huifei is impolite, lifting the hand is! 余会非也不客气,抬手就是一下！ The lesser monk got angry: „Also knocks? Got up to wrap, did you also knock?” 小和尚怒了:“还敲？都起包了,你们还敲？” Yu Huifei does not respond him, looks at Cui Jue: „Listened clearly?” 余会非不搭理他,看着崔珏:“听清楚了么？” Cui Jue points at the lesser monk saying: „He just shouted, has not listened clearly. Tries......” 崔珏指着小和尚道:“他刚刚喊了,没听清楚。重新试试……” Yu Huifei knocks! 余会非又敲！ The lesser monk hurt, but does not dare to call to fear that Cui Jue also said that has not listened clearly. 小和尚疼啊,但是不敢叫了怕崔珏又说没听清楚。 However...... 然而…… Cui Jue shakes the head saying: „Does not seem like specially brittle......” 崔珏摇头道:“好像不是特别脆啊……” Yu Huifei said: „Real false? I listen is very crisp.” 余会非道:“真的假的？我听的很脆啊。”