Then these two goods lie in the gate, doom is going against. 然后这两货一个趴在门上,死命的顶着。 Another has run the thing that looked for to find, towed to prepare to stop up the gate...... 另一个已经跑去找了一切可以找到的东西,拖过来准备堵门了…… Yu Huifei speechless, say/way of knowing whether to laugh or cry: „You did not say, has you to be all right?” 余会非一阵无语,哭笑不得的道:“你们不是说,有你们在没事儿么？” Black Impermanence stops up the gate, while makes an effort to nod saying: „Right, all right. You are definitely all right, but the stomach definitely has the matter!” 黑无常一边堵门,一边用力点头道:“对,没事。你人肯定没事,但是胃肯定有事！” Yu Huifei was again speechless...... 余会非再次无语了…… At this moment, in Yu Huifei pocket, is a burning hot. 就在这时,余会非的口袋里,又是一阵炙热。 With looked, saw only the above writing to turn: 拿起来一看,只见上面的文字变成了: „ Little Yu, you open the door to others actually. “小鱼啊,你倒是给人家开门啊。 Kṣitigarbha that young bald person urges me. ” 地藏那小秃子催我啦。” Yu Huifei returns to the covered passageway: „Does not open, this said that anything must return goods.” 余会非回复道:“不开,这个说啥都得退货。” „ Is your boy so stubborn? You did not say that you didn't have money? Didn't have money you also to lead them to eat the meat? “你小子咋就那么倔强呢？你不是说你没钱了么？没钱了你还带着他们吃肉？ This monk came and ensure your board expenses can reduce the larger part! ” Lu Ya continues to trick. 这和尚来了,保证你的伙食费能减少一大半！”陆压继续忽悠。 Yu Huifei hehe said: „Yes, my body weight also reduced larger part? No matter I, this firm returned goods!” 余会非呵呵道:“是啊,我体重也得减少一大半吧？我不管,这个坚决退货！” Lu Ya said: „This really could not draw back......, moreover be not blocking. Again blocking, this fellow one will be running Jade Emperor that to complain, perhaps must govern your crime.” 陆压道:“这个真退不了……而且你们也别拦着了。再拦着,这家伙一会跑去玉帝那告状,没准还要治你的罪呢。” Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无语啊…… However thinks that is also that truth, he is Prison Chief. 不过想想也是那个道理,他就是个牢头。 On others throws whom, but can also listen his? 人家上面把谁扔下来,还能听他的？ Lu Ya continues saying: „Hurrying to open the door...... in any case this is your chassis, do you also fear him?” 陆压继续道:“赶紧开门吧……反正这是你底盘,你还怕他么？” Finally Yu Huifei opened the door, the lesser monk came, that huge giant beast Listening Truth has not come. 最终余会非还是开门了,小和尚进来了,那巨大的巨兽谛听并没有进来。 As the lesser monk walks, after everyone is showing a faint smile, then the eyebrow selects hehe badly says with a smile: „In kitchen has the meat...... is right?” 随着小和尚走进来,对着大家微微一笑后,然后眉毛一挑嘿嘿坏笑道:“厨房里有肉……对不对？” Yu Huifei one hear, the heart said: „This goods dog nose?” 余会非一听,心说:“这货狗鼻子啊？” Then this lesser monk takes to one's heels to clash toward the kitchen! 然后这小和尚撒腿就往厨房冲啊！ Yu Huifei subconscious then seized his latter collar then...... to hold. 余会非下意识的回头一把揪住了他的后衣领子然后就……提溜了起来。 Right, Yu Huifei Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva holding, his two small short legs from the sky was still turning over. 没错,余会非把地藏王菩萨给提溜起来了,他两条小短腿还在空中倒腾着呢。 Black and White Impermanence and the others previous quarter frightening heavy, but after the next quarter sees Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva holding by Yu Huifei, one by one smiled: „Ha haha...... the Bodhisattva, do you have today? Didn't have magic power? Were we same?” 黑白无常等人前一刻吓的不轻,但是下一刻看到地藏王菩萨被余会非给提溜起来后,一个个的都笑了:“哈哈哈……菩萨,你也有今天啊？没了法力了吧？咱们都一样了吧？” Black Impermanence big mouth is laughing. 黑无常咧着大嘴哈哈大笑。 „Amitabha.” Kṣitigarbha holds their palms together, smiles, then looked at Yu Huifei one. “阿弥陀佛。”地藏双手合十,笑了笑,然后看了余会非一眼。 Some Yu Huifei suddenly not good premonitions, next quarter Kṣitigarbha one an arm that covers Yu Huifei, makes an effort to pull...... 余会非忽然有种不好的预感,下一刻地藏一把扣住余会非的胳膊,用力一扯…… Bang! 砰！ Yu Huifei was fallen by the lesser monk on the ground, then this little fellow also to Yu Huifei, a human and animals harmless appearance, grinning say/way: „Amitabha, my Buddha mercy......” 余会非被小和尚摔在了地上,然后这小家伙还对着余会非,一副人畜无害的样子,笑嘻嘻的道:“阿弥陀佛,我佛慈悲……” Then this lesser monk eyebrow selects, the small mouth one, reveals a white tooth...... becomes with this smile fierce: „This Bodhisattva crosses you to ascend the sky!” 然后这小和尚眉毛一挑,小嘴一咧,露出一口洁白的牙齿……跟这笑容变得狰狞起来:“本菩萨渡你上天！” Then this lesser monk rushes directly, riding Yu Huifei is being one hits! 然后这小和尚直接冲了上去,骑着余会非就是一顿打啊！ Black Impermanence sees this, hurries to try to break up a fight. 黑无常见此,赶紧上去拉架。 Result little thing is very hot tempered, then looked at Black Impermanence, sudden accelerates on a belly that hit in Black Impermanence! 结果这小东西十分暴躁,回头看了一眼黑无常,突然一个加速一头撞在了黑无常的肚子上！ Black Impermanence was hit to fly directly! 黑无常直接被撞飞了出去！ White Impermanence gets angry: „Little thing, do you also want to ascend the sky?” 白无常怒道:“小东西,你还想上天么？” The White Impermanence big hand grasps...... 白无常大手抓来…… The lesser monk crack into a smile, in eye ominous bright, lowers the head rolls avoids the big hand of White Impermanence, then takes up the ground a big blue brick, turns around to jump...... 小和尚咧嘴一笑,眼中凶光闪闪,一个低头就地一滚避开白无常的大手,然后抄起地上的一块大青砖,转身跳起…… Bang! 砰! That please transfer operates the wooden scoop to the White Impermanence head directly! 那请转直接给白无常脑袋开瓢了！ Has said that after these people descended to earth, managing you were three flowers gathers to withstand/top, five air/Qi won big gold/metal immortals, was common Daoist Immortal, will be cut to fall this world by a blade. Simultaneously the rule of this world, according to the body intensity of your another world, according to certain proportion, after reducing the strength, sending necessary fleshly body. 早就说过,这些人下凡后,管你是三花聚顶、五气朝元的大罗金仙,还是寻常神仙,都会被一刀斩落凡尘。同时这个世界的规则,会根据你另外一个世界的身体强度,按照一定的比例,降低实力后,给发一个配套的肉身。 In other words, present Black and White Impermanence, although is Yin God, but has fleshly body. 也就是说,现在的黑白无常虽然是阴神,但是已经有了肉身。 Has no difference from the average person. 和普通人没什么区别。 Therefore under this pounds, blood crossflow! 所以这一砸之下,鲜血横流啊! Yu Huifei also thinks from the beginning the opposite party is jokes, now looks, this goods are really under the extreme methods! 余会非一开始还以为对方是闹着玩的,现在一看,这货是真下死手啊！ Black Impermanence sees this, is angry: „Your young buddhist monk, looks to hit!” 黑无常见此,大怒:“你个小秃驴,看打！” Black Impermanence kills, lesser monk turns around, several steps step with heteromorphous changing positions, drilled from the Black Impermanence pants crotch directly, then reaches behind the back- pulls out! 黑无常杀来,小和尚一个转身,几步跨出去就跟异形换位似的,直接从黑无常裤裆钻了过去,然后回手-掏！ „......” Black Impermanence stepped up the both legs subconsciously, that called called one pitifully! “嗷呜……”黑无常下意识的加紧了双腿,叫的那叫一个凄惨啊！ Yu Huifei sees this, the heart trembles, stepped up the pants crotch with this...... 余会非看到这一幕,心头一颤,跟这也加紧了裤裆…… The lesser monk grin say with a smile: „Your these vagrants, dares to be restless with this Buddha? Remembered, today starting from, here...... I am an eldest child!” 小和尚咧嘴一笑道:“你们这些小瘪三,也敢跟本佛爷闹腾？记住了,今天开始,这里……我才是老大！” Yu Huifei one hear, was hot immediately. 余会非一听,顿时火了。 Sentimental grandson really causes trouble, this cannot endure. 感情这孙子是真的来闹事的啊,这不能忍啊。 Only those who make Yu Huifei relax, in the Liu Xin room did not have the sound. This silly thing rests just luxurious, had not been awakened by noise. 唯一让余会非松了口气的是,柳歆的房间里还没有动静。这傻丫头睡得正酣,没被吵醒。 Yu Huifei points at the lesser monk saying: „ Young buddhist monk, are you sensible? 余会非指着小和尚道:“小秃驴,你懂不懂事啊？ But here Reformation Bureau, to my, must listen my! 我这里可是劳改局,到了我这,就得听我的！ Believes me to inflict physical torture to you? Delivers you to ascend the sky by thunder tribulation? ” 信不信我给你加刑？送你上天去遭雷劫？” As soon as the lesser monk listen is not angry, is not afraid, but laughs saying: „I, if can with being struck by lightning dead, died early, but also is used for your?” 小和尚一听也不生气,也不害怕,而是哈哈大笑道:“我若是能用雷劈死,早死了,还用来你这？” A Yu Huifei Tianning, the air/Qi resulted in eyeball to be about to explode. The paternal grandmother leg, the sentiment was Heavens that group of old grandsons cannot put in order this little thing, therefore threw his to come! 余会非一天宁,气得眼珠子都快炸了。奶奶腿的,感情是天上那群老孙子整不了这小东西,所以扔他这来了啊！ However Yu Huifei did not fear, cold snort/hum: „Ok, you flamboyant? Dares to go the back side of the mountain to contend with me?” 不过余会非也不怕,冷哼一声:“行,你牛逼是吧？敢不敢跟我去后山一决雌雄？” Hears this saying, the lesser monk smiled, then twists the fist to move toward Yu Huifei: „Also wants I to act smart with the Buddha? Looked that I do not hammer dead today you!” 听到这话,小和尚笑了,然后拧着拳头走向余会非:“还想跟佛爷我耍小聪明是吧？看我今天不锤死你！” Yu Huifei speechless, this young buddhist monk is really astute, rubbish, must begin directly. 余会非一阵无语啊,这小秃驴还真精明啊,不废话,直接就要动手。 A Yu Huifei eyeball revolution, crawls directly, takes to one's heels to run toward the backyard. 余会非眼珠子一转,直接爬起来,撒腿就往后院跑。 Lesser monk cold snort/hum: „Today, no one can block me to punch you!” 小和尚冷哼一声:“今天,谁都拦不住我揍你！” During the speeches, the lesser monk pursued. 说话间,小和尚追了上来。 Enters the backyard, Yu Huifei shouts immediately: „Brother Ox, Brother Ma, Brother Lang, Brother Gou, copy the fellow!” 进了后院,余会非立刻喊道:“牛哥、马哥、郎哥,狗哥、抄家伙啊！” Heard the Yu Huifei roar, Ox-Head Horse-Face first fled. 听到余会非的吼声,牛头马面第一个窜了出来。 Simultaneously Black and White Impermanence with, two people had also pulled out the weapon at this moment, Mourning Staff and Soul Reaping Chains all arrives! 同时黑白无常也跟了过来,此时此刻两人已经掏出了兵器,哭丧棒和勾魂锁链全到位！ Ox-Head and Horse-Face have not recognized the identity of that lesser monk from the beginning, asking of wondering: „Young bald person who Little Yu, where this comes?” 牛头和马面一开始还没认出那小和尚的身份,纳闷的问道:“小鱼,这哪来的小秃子啊？” Yu Huifei has not spoken, the lesser monk raised head to look at Ox-Head, the eye one brightly, grinned to say with a smile: „This Ox-Head is good, then chops to hang on the wall to work as the ornament!” 余会非还没说话呢,小和尚仰头看了一眼牛头,眼睛一亮,咧嘴笑道:“这牛头不错,回头剁下来挂墙上当装饰品！” Ox-Head one hear was hot immediately: „Hey...... your young animal, looked that your Uncle ox does not tidy up you today!” 牛头一听顿时火了:“嘿……你个小崽子,看你牛大爷今天不收拾你！” White Impermanence ran, called out: „Brother Ox, this boy is the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva! However magic power.” 白无常跑了进来,叫道:“牛哥,这小子就是地藏菩萨！不过法力了。” Ox-Head one hear, smiled immediately, simultaneously a fist rumbled in the past. 牛头一听,顿时笑了,同时一拳轰了过去。 The lesser monk eyebrow selects, said with a smile ferociously: „I compares the strength with the Buddha?” 小和尚眉毛一挑,狞笑道:“跟佛爷我比力气？” Then the lesser monk backhands a fist bang to come! 然后小和尚反手一拳轰来! Bang lifetime dull thumping sound! 砰的一生闷响！ With this everyone saw that the Ox-Head mark silk has not moved, the lesser monk actually draws back continually more than ten steps, surprised looks at Ox-Head saying: „Is strength very big?” 跟这大家就看到牛头纹丝没动,小和尚却连退十几步,惊讶的看着牛头道:“力气挺大啊？” Ox-Head grins to say with a smile: „You really did not have magic power, the boy...... the new hatreds on top of old we must calculate that considered as finished.” 牛头咧嘴笑道:“你果然没法力了,小子……新仇旧恨咱们得算算了。” The lesser monk cast aside to apologize: „Your strength is big, but you with on my fast?” 小和尚撇赔罪道:“你力气不小,但是你跟的上我的速速么？” During the speeches, the lesser monk starts to accelerate, gathers round Ox-Head to turn circle. 说话间,小和尚开始加速,围着牛头转圈。 Black and White Impermanence wants to help, was actually rejected by Ox-Head: „This young animal, my oneself can tidy up!” 黑白无常想要帮忙,却被牛头拒绝了:“这小崽子,我自己能收拾！” However the next quarter, Ox-Head flew high to jump by that lesser monk, a bang to head. 然而下一刻,牛头就被那小和尚凌空跳起,一圈轰向脑袋。 Ox-Head cold snort/hum, a fist instead kills, two people fists hit again together. 牛头冷哼一声,一拳反杀过去,两人的拳头再次撞击在一起。 The lesser monk were striked to fly directly. 小和尚直接被打飞了。 Yu Huifei saw the lesser monk to admit defeat, clapped the palm of the hand to applaud saying: „Brother Ox, does attractively!” 余会非见小和尚吃瘪了,拍巴掌叫好道:“牛哥,干得漂亮！” Ox-Head flung the wrist/skill saying: „mere trifle!” 牛头甩了甩手腕道:“小意思！” The lesser monk eyebrow selects saying: „Again come!” 小和尚眉毛一挑道:“再来！” The lesser monk kill again, his speed was faster, then continues to gather round the Ox-Head turning circle circle. 小和尚再次杀来,这次他的速度更快了,然后继续围着牛头转圈圈。 Ox-Head copes with shifting events by sticking to a fundamental principle, stands is freezing, a pair of ear listens to the wind to dislodge very accurately. How whatever the lesser monk from attacks in all directions, he can keep off with ease, several times is lesser monk oneself is shaken to fly upside down on the contrary, ate slightly owed. 牛头以不变应万变,站在原地不动,一双牛耳听风变位十分准确。任凭小和尚如何从四面八方攻击,他都能够轻松挡下来,反倒是小和尚自己被震得几次倒飞出去,吃了小亏。 When everyone thinks Ox-Head has victory in the hand...... 就在大家以为牛头胜券在握的时候…… The lesser monk jump suddenly again! 小和尚突然再次跳起！ The Ox-Head eyebrow selects saying: „Sufficed, lies down!” 牛头眉毛一挑道:“够了,躺下吧！” Ox-Head fights with the fists, this fist strength obviously used 78, very vicious! 牛头一拳打过去,这一拳力量明显用了七八分,十分的凶狠！ At this moment, the lesser monk cracks into a smile about Ox-Head, the hand raises...... 就在这时,小和尚对牛头咧嘴一笑,手一扬…… One group of white powder pound to the eye of Ox-Head, Ox-Head is stuffy immediately snort/hum, closed the eye. 一团白色的粉末砸向牛头的眼睛,牛头顿时闷哼一声,闭上了眼睛。 The lesser monk from the sky flew high to cross a distance unexpectedly, making Ox-Head fight with the fists leaning! 那小和尚竟然在空中凌空横渡了一段距离,让牛头一拳打偏了！ Holds the arm of Ox-Head with the lesser monk single-handed, made an effort to pull the body to hit like the shell generally to Ox-Head. To the nose of Ox-Head is being a fist...... 跟着小和尚单手抓住牛头的胳膊,用力一扯身体如同炮弹一般撞向了牛头。对着牛头的鼻子就是一拳…… Bang! 砰！ Ox-Head covers the nose to back up again and again, giving blood crazy class/flow...... 牛头捂着鼻子连连倒退,献血狂流…… Yu Huifei sees this, cannot bear scold: „Cao...... this grandson was also too shameless!” 余会非见到这一幕,忍不住骂道:“曹……这孙子也太无耻了吧！” Yu Huifei has thought the lesser monk is Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva, definitely is very tasteful. At present this young bald person, raises hand to lift in the feet 1 points not likely monk, not like a Bodhisattva...... 余会非一直觉得小和尚是地藏王菩萨,菩萨么,肯定是十分讲究的。只是眼前这小秃子,举手抬足间一点也不像个和尚,更不像一尊菩萨…… Now sprinkles the technique of pulverized lime low to use continually. 如今连洒石灰粉这种下三滥的手法都用上了。 The lesser monk strike to go well, fall on the ground, then to everyone's raising the head of proudly: „ Do not think so the Buddha, what the Buddha I believes, soldier is bright , the winner is the king! 小和尚一击得手,落在地上,回头对着大家傲然的抬起头来:“别这么看佛爷,佛爷我信奉的是,兵者诡道也,胜者为王！ I use what method leave alone, I won, won. 别管我用什么手段,我赢了,就是赢了。 Who do you also refuse to accept? ” 你们还有谁不服？” White Impermanence sees this, went forward one step to say anything. 白无常见此,上前一步就要说什么。 Horse-Face blocks him, reminded quite: „This young bald person, although very grandson, but said no matter how, he is Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva! Beginning to hit him to be not quite good......” 马面一把拦住他,好生提醒道:“这小秃子虽然挺孙子的,但是不管怎么说,他是地藏王菩萨啊！动手打他不太好吧……” „Donkey where comes, face long such long...... and other Buddhas I took here, you give the Buddha me to grind with a grindstone!” Lesser monk that mouth very black, opens mouth, the face of Horse-Face was green! “哪来的驴子,脸长的这么长……等佛爷我拿下了这里,你就去给佛爷我拉磨吧！”小和尚那嘴十分的黑,一张嘴,马面的脸都绿了！ The Horse-Face three evil spirits exploded with rage quickly, is there also managed the opposite party Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, bellowed: „Young animal, looks to hit!” 马面的三尸神都快被气炸出来了,那里还管对方是不是地藏王菩萨了,大吼一声:“小崽子,看打！”