Alsochattedseveralwith the simple-mindedelder brother, Yu Huifeilooked, Foolish old man and simple-mindedelder brother were completely twopeople.
跟愚哥又聊了几句,余会非看出来了,愚公和愚哥完全是两个人。Foolish old maniswise often appear slow-witted, brings the slyness of severalpoints of youngfarmer, butgenerally speakingis a seriousperson.
愚公是一个大智若愚,带着几分小农民的狡猾,但是总的来说是个本分人。However the simple-mindedelder brotherwas different, thisfellowbrainflexible , the lower partisflexibleincomparable, after a alcoholstimulation, the whole persona littlecould not suppress the fire.
但是愚哥就不一样了,这家伙脑子灵活的很,下半身更是灵活无比,酒精一刺激后,整个人就有点压不住火了。Obviouslyis a person, but is actually the completetwodifferentcharacters.
明明是一个人,但是却是完全两种不同的性格。
An honestduty, deceitfulhas the fervor.
一个老实本分,一个狡诈中带着激情。
The simple-mindedelder brotheralsosaw that Yu Huifeithisfellowregardingthese that he said that withoutinterest.
愚哥也看出余会非这家伙对于他说的那些,没兴趣。Lets goto saydully: „That...... drinks.”
索然一摊手道:“那……喝酒吧。”Arrived the front courtyard, Yu Huifeiintroducedtoeveryone the simple-mindedelder brotheragain.
到了前院,余会非再次将愚哥给大家介绍了一下。ActuallymainlyintroducedtoSongDongcheng.
其实主要是给宋东城介绍。No matterSongDongchengso many, wantedin any caseisYu Huifei, hisverywarm feelings.
宋东城不管那么多,反正只要是余会非家的,他都十分热络。At this moment, a soundconveys: „Little Yu, youcome back.”
就在这时,一个声音传来:“小鱼,你回来啦。”Peoplehearssoundlooks,sees onlyHera who wears a long skirtto comeslowly, the chinliftsslightly, walksin the moonlightseriouslymodel/pattern of her goddess the incisiveness that displays.
众人闻声看去,只见身穿一身长裙的赫拉缓缓而来,下巴微微抬起,走在月光中当真把她那女神的范表现的淋漓尽致。Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „Yes, is just proficienttoday.”余会非笑道:“是啊,今天刚到家。”„Beautiful womansitshere!”
“美女坐这边!”Has not waited for the Yu Huifeispeech, the simple-mindedelder brotherraises hand, greeteddirectly.
没等余会非说话呢,愚哥举起手来,直接招呼了起来。Meanwhile, the simple-mindedelder brothershifts, almosthitsfrom the benchYu Huifei, anotherhandhas been scratching the stool.
同时,愚哥一屁股横移,差点把余会非从长椅上撞下去,另一只手已经在擦凳子了。HisthateyeverycomesBrother Oxveryto shine, staringis staring at the frontforeignBeautiful woman Hera.
他那一双眼睛贼来牛哥贼亮的,直勾勾的盯着前方的外国美人-赫拉。Herais frowningto look atthistwofool the thing, finallyshakes the head saying: „Isit that side.”
赫拉皱着眉头看着这个二傻子似的玩意,最后摇摇头道:“我坐那边吧。”ThenHerasatnearCui Jue.
然后赫拉坐在了崔珏边上。AlthoughSongEast cityalsolikedHeravery much, butothersare also maintaining the gentlemanstyle, withoutthatnakedstaredis looking.
宋东城虽然也很喜欢赫拉,但是人家好歹还保持着君子风范,没有那么赤裸裸的盯着看。
The simple-mindedelder brotherwas different, after thisgoodssinceseeHera, the eyehas not put aside.
愚哥就不一样了,这货自从看到赫拉后,眼睛就没移开过。Yu Huifeiseesthis, kicked his footto sayin secret: „Drinks.”余会非见此,暗中踢了他一脚道:“喝酒。”
The simple-mindedelder brothereyebrowselectedselecting, thentook up the wine glassnot to respondYu Huifei, gatherednearHera, grinningsay/way: „Beautiful woman, hello/you good, Icalled the simple-mindedelder brother. Howto call?”
愚哥眉毛挑了挑,然后拿起酒杯就不搭理余会非了,凑到了赫拉边上,笑嘻嘻的道:“美女,你好,我叫愚哥。怎么称呼?”Couple days ago, Herahas been closing up, no oneknows that sheis incitinganything, has been stayinginfourbuildingsin any case.
前几天,赫拉一直在闭关,谁也不知道她在鼓捣啥,反正一直在四楼待着。Todayheard that Yu Huifeicame back, thisgoes downstairsto come to see.
今天听说余会非回来了,这才下楼来看看。Therefore, Hera and simple-mindedelder brother are also firstmeeting.
所以,赫拉和愚哥也是第一次见面。Herais frowningto look that the simple-mindedelder brothersaid: „Go away.”
赫拉皱着眉头看着愚哥道:“滚。”As soon as the simple-mindedelder brotherlistens, not onlyhas not been angry, insteadsmiled: „Beautiful woman, introduced oneself, below was......”
愚哥一听,不但没生气,反而笑了:“美女,自我介绍一下,在下是……”Cui Juepatted the simple-mindedelder brother'sshoulder saying: „SheisHera.”崔珏拍了拍愚哥的肩膀道:“她是赫拉。”As soon as the simple-mindedelder brotherlistened to the smileto be stiffimmediately, thenrubbedfled, turning around of looking askancearrived at Yu Huifei, after sitting, tookbeverage bottleto saytoSongDongcheng: „Drinks.”
愚哥一听笑容顿时僵硬了,然后就蹭的窜了起来,目不斜视的转身就来到了余会非边上,一屁股坐下来后,拿着酒瓶子就对宋东城道:“喝酒。”Yu Huifeiseesthis, immediatelywas happy.余会非见此,顿时乐了。Finds timeto ask the simple-mindedelder brother: „Yeah, howto pursue?”
抽空问愚哥:“哎,咋不追了?”
The simple-mindedelder brotherhehesaid: „Iam a youngmember, withaverage personsmugalsogood. ThismotherfuckingisHera...... the daylater, become famouscantoss about. Playswithher, even ifIdid not fear that was played, stillfeared that was dividedbyZeus.”
愚哥呵呵道:“我就是一小修士,跟普通人嘚瑟一下还行。这tm是赫拉啊……天后啊,出了名的能折腾啊。跟她玩,我就算不怕被玩死,也怕被宙斯劈死啊。”Yu Huifeiwas happyimmediately, sentimentalgoodsspermgoes to the head, there areto fear.余会非顿时乐了,感情这货精虫上脑的时候,也有怕的啊。ThatYu Huifeifelt relieved, hereallyfeared that thisfellowdrinks, the directlower partmanagementwhole body, thatYu Huifeimayprobablytake the trouble.
那余会非就放心了,他真怕这家伙一喝酒,直接下半身主持全身,那余会非可就要费神了。Hedoes not pass, SongEast cityhas not been idling, givesHerato do everything to pleasea lot, finallynaturallytouchedash of nose.
他不过去,宋东城也没闲着,没少给赫拉献殷勤,结果自然是碰了一鼻子的灰。Thentwofellow sufferersgathered.
然后两个难兄难弟就凑到了一起。
The simple-mindedelder brotheris hugging the shoulder of SongEast city, two peopleinthatstealthyis chattinganything.
愚哥搂着宋东城的肩膀,两人在那鬼鬼祟祟的聊着什么。From the beginningYu Huifeihas not cared, whenhegoes to bathroom, after passing bytwo peoplesidelistened, the faceis immediately black.
一开始余会非还没在意,但是当他上厕所回来的时候,路过两人身边听了之后,顿时脸就黑了。„Brothers, brothelthing, has had the inheritance. Youaskedmeto lookright, thenIgotyouto go!”SongDongchengdrunkensay/way.
“兄弟,青楼这东西,一直有传承。你找我就找对了,回头我领你去!”宋东城醉醺醺的道。
The simple-mindedelder brotheris laughing: „Becoming, the goodbrothers, rubbish. Aren't youthinklong life? Has livedI unable to help, buthelpsyouprolong the lifemore than ten20yearsnot have the issue.”
愚哥哈哈大笑着:“成,好兄弟,不废话。你不就是想长生么?一直活着我帮不上忙,但是帮你延年益寿个十几二十年的还是没问题的。”SongDongchengsaid: „Good, the goodbrothers, to walk, Ilead the Elder Brotherto stroll the brothelnow, chasedhisin ancient times!”
宋东城道:“好,好兄弟,走,我现在就带哥哥去逛青楼,嫖他个地老天荒!”„Walking!”
“走着!”
The simple-mindedelder brotherlaughs, incomparablyheroicdrewSongEast cityto walkoutward.
愚哥哈哈大笑,无比豪迈的拉着宋东城就往外走。Regarding this, the rubbingforehead that Yu Huifei can only go all out, weeds out the hair......
对此,余会非只能拼命的揉眉心,薅头发……At this moment, Yu Huifeigets a sudden inspiration, shoutsone: „Youhalttome!”
就在这时,余会非灵机一动,大喊一声:“你们给我站住!”Two peopledecidedsubconsciously there, simultaneouslythenasked: „Does?”
两人下意识的定在了那里,同时回头问道:“干啥?”Yu Huifeitakes uptwolarge bowls, pouredtwolarge bowlliquor saying: „You, sinceis the elder brothertwogood, brothersaffectionate, why hasn't thatcomeonecup of stuffinessfrom beginning to end? False?”余会非拿起两个大碗,倒了两大碗酒道:“你们既然是哥两好,兄弟情深,那为何从头到尾都没来一杯一口闷?假的吧?”
The simple-mindedelder brotherandSongDongchenglookedone, laughed, tooktwolarge bowlsthumpto do!
愚哥和宋东城对望一眼,哈哈大笑了起来,拿过两个大碗咕咚就干了!Yu Huifeihurriesto fill to the brim , to continue saying: „Twobrothersmustenter a city, is the alcoholic intoxicationdrivesinevitably, the tripbad risk, Igivetwobrothersto give somebody a grand send-offthreebowls! Does!”余会非赶紧倒满,继续道:“两位兄弟要进城,必然是醉酒驾车,此行凶险,我给二位兄弟壮行三碗!干了!”Two peoplecamego tothatanything, butthose images and scenes, obstinatelyby the wind of a littleYu Huifeibelt/bringwhinnyYi Shuihan'ssolemn and stirringfeeling.
两人本来是去那个啥的,但是此情此景,愣是被余会非带的有点风萧萧兮易水寒的悲壮感觉。
The alcoholgoes to the head, two peopletwored, onlyfelt the tip of the noseturns sourat the same time, takes up the large bowl: „Goodbrothers, to be dry!”
酒精上脑,两人两眼通红,只觉得鼻头发酸的同时,拿起大碗来:“好兄弟,干了!”Thentwo peoplethumpthumparethreebowls.
然后两人咕咚咕咚又是三碗。No onehas paid attention, Yu Huifeithisgrandson'sliquoralreadysecretlybut actually......
谁也没注意,余会非这孙子的酒早就偷偷的倒了……Afterthreebowls, two peopleincomparablyheroicganged up withshoulderto call out: „Walks, chaseshisplaceheaven......”
三碗过后,两人无比豪迈的勾搭着肩膀子叫道:“走,嫖他个地老天……”Bang bang!
砰砰!Twodull thumping sounds, twogoodsdirecttwoturnedlies downon the ground.
两声闷响,两货直接两眼一翻躺在了地上。Yu Huifeirubbed the forehead saying: „A paternal grandmotherleg, laterFoolish old mandoes not permitto drink!”余会非揉了揉眉心道:“奶奶个腿的,以后愚公不准喝酒!”Finally, SongEast cityliftedbyhisdrivers and bodyguards.
最终,宋东城被他的司机和保镖们抬了出去。Foolish old mancoped withonein the Third Floorthatched roofed hutin the evening.
愚公则在三楼的草房里对付了一晚上。Next daywith a chickencalled, Yu Huifeicrawled.
第二天随着一声鸡叫,余会非爬了起来。Going downstairstimesaweveryoneto awake, is washing the faceto wash hair, to was also auspicious.
下楼的时候就见大家都醒了,纷纷在洗脸洗头,到也是一片祥和。At this moment, onThird Floorthumpthumpthumphearssound of footsteps, Yu Huifeithenlooks,saw onlysenileFoolish old manto clash, a clothescollar that seizedYu Huifeiasked: „Little Yu, Iyesterdaynotwhymatterout of the ordinary?”
就在这时,三楼上噔噔噔传来一阵脚步声,余会非回头看去,只见老态龙钟的愚公冲了出来,一把揪住余会非的衣服领子问道:“小鱼,我昨天没干什么出格的事情吧?”Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „You...... youfollowed a buddybighealthcare.”余会非笑道:“你……你跟着一哥们大保健去了。”Foolish old manstares, scratches the head: „Whatis the bighealthcare?”
愚公一愣,挠挠头:“啥是大保健?”DownstairsWhite Impermanencehehesaid: „Strolls the joyhousea dragon, youwere too fierceyesterday, thatkills the atticfrom the firstfloordirectly, chasedearth-shakingseriously!”
楼下的白无常嘿嘿道:“就是逛窑子一条龙,你们昨天太猛了,那是直接从一楼杀到顶楼,当真是嫖了个地覆天翻!”As soon asFoolish old manlistens, the tearsstreamed downimmediately, sitswailsto sayin the staircase: „Aiya...... keeps integrity in later years! Thismaybe how good......”
愚公一听,眼泪顿时就下来了,坐在楼梯上嚎啕大哭道:“哎呀……晚节不保啊!这可怎么是好啊……”Thiscries, didYu Huifeiand the othersdirectlyignorant.
这一哭,直接把余会非等人干懵了。Yu Huifeicuriousasking: „Old gentleman, Ithoughtyoustraightened upyesterdaylatehi. How? After the liquor, chaoticthatwhat, feared that acknowledges mistakes? Relax, heremisswill not askyour...... everyoneto have the professional ethicsvery much.”余会非好奇的问道:“老爷子,我看你昨天晚上挺嗨的啊。咋的?酒后乱那个啥,怕认账啊?放心,这边的姑娘不会找你的……大家很有职业操守的。”
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