TRRLB :: Volume #2

#216: In ancient times


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Also chatted several with the simple-minded elder brother, Yu Huifei looked, Foolish old man and simple-minded elder brother were completely two people. 跟愚哥又聊了几句,余会非看出来了,愚公和愚哥完全是两个人。 Foolish old man is wise often appear slow-witted, brings the slyness of several points of young farmer, but generally speaking is a serious person. 愚公是一个大智若愚,带着几分小农民的狡猾,但是总的来说是个本分人。 However the simple-minded elder brother was different, this fellow brain flexible , the lower part is flexible incomparable, after a alcohol stimulation, the whole person a little could not suppress the fire. 但是愚哥就不一样了,这家伙脑子灵活的很,下半身更是灵活无比,酒精一刺激后,整个人就有点压不住火了。 Obviously is a person, but is actually the complete two different characters. 明明是一个人,但是却是完全两种不同的性格。 An honest duty, deceitful has the fervor. 一个老实本分,一个狡诈中带着激情。 The simple-minded elder brother also saw that Yu Huifei this fellow regarding these that he said that without interest. 愚哥也看出余会非这家伙对于他说的那些,没兴趣。 Lets go to say dully: That...... drinks.” 索然一摊手道:“那……喝酒吧。” Arrived the front courtyard, Yu Huifei introduced to everyone the simple-minded elder brother again. 到了前院,余会非再次将愚哥给大家介绍了一下。 Actually mainly introduced to Song Dongcheng. 其实主要是给宋东城介绍。 No matter Song Dongcheng so many, wanted in any case is Yu Huifei, his very warm feelings. 宋东城不管那么多,反正只要是余会非家的,他都十分热络。 At this moment, a sound conveys: Little Yu, you come back.” 就在这时,一个声音传来:“小鱼,你回来啦。” People hears sound looks, sees only Hera who wears a long skirt to come slowly, the chin lifts slightly, walks in the moonlight seriously model/pattern of her goddess the incisiveness that displays. 众人闻声看去,只见身穿一身长裙的赫拉缓缓而来,下巴微微抬起,走在月光中当真把她那女神的范表现的淋漓尽致。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: Yes, is just proficient today.” 余会非笑道:“是啊,今天刚到家。” Beautiful woman sits here!” “美女坐这边!” Has not waited for the Yu Huifei speech, the simple-minded elder brother raises hand, greeted directly. 没等余会非说话呢,愚哥举起手来,直接招呼了起来。 Meanwhile, the simple-minded elder brother shifts, almost hits from the bench Yu Huifei, another hand has been scratching the stool. 同时,愚哥一屁股横移,差点把余会非从长椅上撞下去,另一只手已经在擦凳子了。 His that eye very comes Brother Ox very to shine, staring is staring at the front foreign Beautiful woman Hera. 他那一双眼睛贼来牛哥贼亮的,直勾勾的盯着前方的外国美人-赫拉。 Hera is frowning to look at this two fool the thing, finally shakes the head saying: I sit that side.” 赫拉皱着眉头看着这个二傻子似的玩意,最后摇摇头道:“我坐那边吧。” Then Hera sat near Cui Jue. 然后赫拉坐在了崔珏边上。 Although Song East city also liked Hera very much, but others are also maintaining the gentleman style, without that naked stared is looking. 宋东城虽然也很喜欢赫拉,但是人家好歹还保持着君子风范,没有那么赤裸裸的盯着看。 The simple-minded elder brother was different, after this goods since see Hera, the eye has not put aside. 愚哥就不一样了,这货自从看到赫拉后,眼睛就没移开过。 Yu Huifei sees this, kicked his foot to say in secret: Drinks.” 余会非见此,暗中踢了他一脚道:“喝酒。” The simple-minded elder brother eyebrow selected selecting, then took up the wine glass not to respond Yu Huifei, gathered near Hera, grinning say/way: Beautiful woman, hello/you good, I called the simple-minded elder brother. How to call?” 愚哥眉毛挑了挑,然后拿起酒杯就不搭理余会非了,凑到了赫拉边上,笑嘻嘻的道:“美女,你好,我叫愚哥。怎么称呼?” Couple days ago, Hera has been closing up, no one knows that she is inciting anything, has been staying in four buildings in any case. 前几天,赫拉一直在闭关,谁也不知道她在鼓捣啥,反正一直在四楼待着。 Today heard that Yu Huifei came back, this goes downstairs to come to see. 今天听说余会非回来了,这才下楼来看看。 Therefore, Hera and simple-minded elder brother are also first meeting. 所以,赫拉和愚哥也是第一次见面。 Hera is frowning to look that the simple-minded elder brother said: Go away.” 赫拉皱着眉头看着愚哥道:“滚。” As soon as the simple-minded elder brother listens, not only has not been angry, instead smiled: Beautiful woman, introduced oneself, below was......” 愚哥一听,不但没生气,反而笑了:“美女,自我介绍一下,在下是……” Cui Jue patted the simple-minded elder brother's shoulder saying: She is Hera.” 崔珏拍了拍愚哥的肩膀道:“她是赫拉。” As soon as the simple-minded elder brother listened to the smile to be stiff immediately, then rubbed fled, turning around of looking askance arrived at Yu Huifei, after sitting, took beverage bottle to say to Song Dongcheng: Drinks.” 愚哥一听笑容顿时僵硬了,然后就蹭的窜了起来,目不斜视的转身就来到了余会非边上,一屁股坐下来后,拿着酒瓶子就对宋东城道:“喝酒。” Yu Huifei sees this, immediately was happy. 余会非见此,顿时乐了。 Finds time to ask the simple-minded elder brother: Yeah, how to pursue?” 抽空问愚哥:“哎,咋不追了?” The simple-minded elder brother hehe said: I am a young member, with average person smug also good. This motherfucking is Hera...... the day later, become famous can toss about. Plays with her, even if I did not fear that was played, still feared that was divided by Zeus.” 愚哥呵呵道:“我就是一小修士,跟普通人嘚瑟一下还行。这tm是赫拉啊……天后啊,出了名的能折腾啊。跟她玩,我就算不怕被玩死,也怕被宙斯劈死啊。” Yu Huifei was happy immediately, sentimental goods sperm goes to the head, there are to fear. 余会非顿时乐了,感情这货精虫上脑的时候,也有怕的啊。 That Yu Huifei felt relieved, he really feared that this fellow drinks, the direct lower part management whole body, that Yu Huifei may probably take the trouble. 余会非就放心了,他真怕这家伙一喝酒,直接下半身主持全身,那余会非可就要费神了。 He does not pass, Song East city has not been idling, gives Hera to do everything to please a lot, finally naturally touched ash of nose. 他不过去,宋东城也没闲着,没少给赫拉献殷勤,结果自然是碰了一鼻子的灰。 Then two fellow sufferers gathered. 然后两个难兄难弟就凑到了一起。 The simple-minded elder brother is hugging the shoulder of Song East city, two people in that stealthy is chatting anything. 愚哥搂着宋东城的肩膀,两人在那鬼鬼祟祟的聊着什么。 From the beginning Yu Huifei has not cared, when he goes to bathroom, after passing by two people side listened, the face is immediately black. 一开始余会非还没在意,但是当他上厕所回来的时候,路过两人身边听了之后,顿时脸就黑了。 Brothers, brothel thing, has had the inheritance. You asked me to look right, then I got you to go!” Song Dongcheng drunken say/way. “兄弟,青楼这东西,一直有传承。你找我就找对了,回头我领你去!”宋东城醉醺醺的道。 The simple-minded elder brother is laughing: „Becoming, the good brothers, rubbish. Aren't you think long life? Has lived I unable to help, but helps you prolong the life more than ten 20 years not have the issue.” 愚哥哈哈大笑着:“成,好兄弟,不废话。你不就是想长生么?一直活着我帮不上忙,但是帮你延年益寿个十几二十年的还是没问题的。” Song Dongcheng said: Good, the good brothers, to walk, I lead the Elder Brother to stroll the brothel now, chased his in ancient times!” 宋东城道:“好,好兄弟,走,我现在就带哥哥去逛青楼,嫖他个地老天荒!” Walking!” “走着!” The simple-minded elder brother laughs, incomparably heroic drew Song East city to walk outward. 愚哥哈哈大笑,无比豪迈的拉着宋东城就往外走。 Regarding this, the rubbing forehead that Yu Huifei can only go all out, weeds out the hair...... 对此,余会非只能拼命的揉眉心,薅头发…… At this moment, Yu Huifei gets a sudden inspiration, shouts one: You halt to me!” 就在这时,余会非灵机一动,大喊一声:“你们给我站住!” Two people decided subconsciously there, simultaneously then asked: Does?” 两人下意识的定在了那里,同时回头问道:“干啥?” Yu Huifei takes up two large bowls, poured two large bowl liquor saying: You, since is the elder brother two good, brothers affectionate, why hasn't that come one cup of stuffiness from beginning to end? False?” 余会非拿起两个大碗,倒了两大碗酒道:“你们既然是哥两好,兄弟情深,那为何从头到尾都没来一杯一口闷?假的吧?” The simple-minded elder brother and Song Dongcheng looked one, laughed, took two large bowls thump to do! 愚哥和宋东城对望一眼,哈哈大笑了起来,拿过两个大碗咕咚就干了! Yu Huifei hurries to fill to the brim , to continue saying: Two brothers must enter a city, is the alcoholic intoxication drives inevitably, the trip bad risk, I give two brothers to give somebody a grand send-off three bowls! Does!” 余会非赶紧倒满,继续道:“两位兄弟要进城,必然是醉酒驾车,此行凶险,我给二位兄弟壮行三碗!干了!” Two people came go to that anything, but those images and scenes, obstinately by the wind of a little Yu Huifei belt/bring whinny Yi Shuihan's solemn and stirring feeling. 两人本来是去那个啥的,但是此情此景,愣是被余会非带的有点风萧萧兮易水寒的悲壮感觉。 The alcohol goes to the head, two people two red, only felt the tip of the nose turns sour at the same time, takes up the large bowl: Good brothers, to be dry!” 酒精上脑,两人两眼通红,只觉得鼻头发酸的同时,拿起大碗来:“好兄弟,干了!” Then two people thump thump are three bowls. 然后两人咕咚咕咚又是三碗。 No one has paid attention, Yu Huifei this grandson's liquor already secretly but actually...... 谁也没注意,余会非这孙子的酒早就偷偷的倒了…… After three bowls, two people incomparably heroic ganged up with shoulder to call out: Walks, chases his place heaven......” 三碗过后,两人无比豪迈的勾搭着肩膀子叫道:“走,嫖他个地老天……” Bang bang! 砰砰! Two dull thumping sounds, two goods direct two turned lies down on the ground. 两声闷响,两货直接两眼一翻躺在了地上。 Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead saying: „A paternal grandmother leg, later Foolish old man does not permit to drink!” 余会非揉了揉眉心道:“奶奶个腿的,以后愚公不准喝酒!” Finally, Song East city lifted by his drivers and bodyguards. 最终,宋东城被他的司机和保镖们抬了出去。 Foolish old man coped with one in the Third Floor thatched roofed hut in the evening. 愚公则在三楼的草房里对付了一晚上。 Next day with a chicken called, Yu Huifei crawled. 第二天随着一声鸡叫,余会非爬了起来。 Going downstairs time saw everyone to awake, is washing the face to wash hair, to was also auspicious. 下楼的时候就见大家都醒了,纷纷在洗脸洗头,到也是一片祥和。 At this moment, on Third Floor thump thump thump hears sound of footsteps, Yu Huifei then looks, saw only senile Foolish old man to clash, a clothes collar that seized Yu Huifei asked: Little Yu, I yesterday not why matter out of the ordinary?” 就在这时,三楼上噔噔噔传来一阵脚步声,余会非回头看去,只见老态龙钟的愚公冲了出来,一把揪住余会非的衣服领子问道:“小鱼,我昨天没干什么出格的事情吧?” Yu Huifei said with a smile: You...... you followed a buddy big healthcare.” 余会非笑道:“你……你跟着一哥们大保健去了。” Foolish old man stares, scratches the head: What is the big healthcare?” 愚公一愣,挠挠头:“啥是大保健?” Downstairs White Impermanence hehe said: Strolls the joyhouse a dragon, you were too fierce yesterday, that kills the attic from the first floor directly, chased earth-shaking seriously!” 楼下的白无常嘿嘿道:“就是逛窑子一条龙,你们昨天太猛了,那是直接从一楼杀到顶楼,当真是嫖了个地覆天翻!” As soon as Foolish old man listens, the tears streamed down immediately, sits wails to say in the staircase: Aiya...... keeps integrity in later years! This may be how good......” 愚公一听,眼泪顿时就下来了,坐在楼梯上嚎啕大哭道:“哎呀……晚节不保啊!这可怎么是好啊……” This cries, did Yu Huifei and the others directly ignorant. 这一哭,直接把余会非等人干懵了。 Yu Huifei curious asking: Old gentleman, I thought you straightened up yesterday late hi. How? After the liquor, chaotic that what, feared that acknowledges mistakes? Relax, here miss will not ask your...... everyone to have the professional ethics very much.” 余会非好奇的问道:“老爷子,我看你昨天晚上挺嗨的啊。咋的?酒后乱那个啥,怕认账啊?放心,这边的姑娘不会找你的……大家很有职业操守的。”
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