TRRLB :: Volume #2

#215: Simple-minded Elder Brother and Foolish old man?


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Yu Huifei got so far as two bottles of oleo stocks from Song East city that finally, the price was Song Dongcheng also follows. 余会非最终从宋东城那弄到了两瓶原浆,代价就是宋东城也跟着过来了。 Then Ox-Head Horse-Face is smelling the wine in the backyard, squats is reading broken. 然后牛头马面就在后院闻着酒香,蹲着碎碎念着。 Horse-Face said: Brother Ox, when we went back, hits his grandfather.” 马面道:“牛哥,等咱们回去了,打他爷爷。” Ox-Head said: His grandfather, if has not died, we hit his great grandfather.” 牛头道:“他爷爷要是没死,咱们就打他太爷爷。” Horse-Face said: Simply, the ancestor 18 generations hit together!” 马面道:“干脆,祖宗十八代一起打!” Ox-Head: I regard as!” 牛头:“我看成!” The front courtyard, Song East city proposed a toast to Foolish old man, because Yu Huifei said that Foolish old man was his two grandfathers. 前院,宋东城一个劲的给愚公敬酒,因为余会非说了,愚公是他二爷爷。 One hear is the Yu Huifei two grandfathers, Song East city that called one attentively, the entire journey had a drink did not say, but also various hobbies that wrapped Foolish old man. 一听是余会非的二爷爷,宋东城那叫一个殷勤啊,全程陪酒不说,还各种套愚公的爱好。 Regarding this, Yu Huifei also can only shake the head, along with him tosses about. 对此,余会非也只能摇头了,随他折腾去吧。 Belch...... Little Yu Sun smash, this little brother can! You are chatting, I go to a restroom......” Foolish old man getting up of swayingly, after patting Song East city, very satisfied said to Yu Huifei. “嗝……小鱼孙砸,这小兄弟可以!你们聊着,我去个厕所……”愚公晃晃悠悠的起来,拍了拍宋东城后,十分满意的对余会非说道。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei does not know whether to laugh or cry: You go quickly......” 余会非哭笑不得的道:“你快去吧……” Mr. odd/surplus, I respects your one cup.” Song East city collected, held up the wine glass to do. “余先生,我敬您一杯。”宋东城凑了过来,举起酒杯就干了。 The Yu Huifei forced smile said: Boss Song, you did not use this.” 余会非苦笑道:“宋老板,你不用这样的。” Regarding Song East city, Yu Huifei was somewhat embarrassed. 对于宋东城,余会非是真有点不好意思了。 Although Song Dongcheng had the goal, but others have not covered-up the own goal, clarified the carriages and horses to visit, he did not, that called to pay. 虽然宋东城是有目的的,但是人家也没藏着掖着自己的目的啊,摆明了车马上门来,他做的没一点,那都叫付出。 Yu Huifei understands at heart, does not know how should return Song East city. 余会非心里明白,也就更加不知道该怎么回报宋东城了。 While Yu Huifei depressed time, a robust man walked, then sat near Yu Huifei, called out: Grandson , to continue to drink!” 正当余会非郁闷的时候,一个壮汉走了过来,然后一屁股坐在了余会非边上,叫道:“孙子,继续喝!” This person of such saying, nearby Song Dongcheng gawked, subconscious must raise the head. 此人这么一说,边上的宋东城楞了一下,下意识的要抬头。 A result big hand pressed his head, Yu Huifei is almost conditioned reflex jumped, draws that buddy to run toward the backyard, runs while said: Yeah, the belly hurts, first walked.” 结果一只大手一把将他的脑袋按了下去,余会非几乎是条件反射似的跳了起来,拉着那哥们就往后院跑,一边跑一边道:“哎,肚子疼,先走了。” Comes the person is not others, changes young Foolish old man. 来人不是别人,正是变年轻的愚公。 Foolish old man has a little not been glad, called out: „Do you draw me to do?” 愚公还有点不乐意,叫道:“你拉我干什么啊?” Foolish old man is just about to work loose, had actually also arrived at the backyard entrance, Ox-Head Horse-Face also puts out a hand, one hauled in the backyard him, stopped up the mouth. 愚公正要挣脱呢,却也已经到了后院大门口了,牛头马面同时伸手,一把就将他拉进了后院,堵住了嘴巴。 Cowherd of front courtyard loosened that only to press the big hand that Song East city is making him unable to get up, the body side comes, must cross Song Dongcheng to pick the thing the stance, finally pulled out for quite a while, whispered: Drank, the vertigo, the chopsticks have not fallen this......” 前院的牛郎则松开了那只压着宋东城让他起不来的大手,身子侧过来,一副要越过宋东城捡东西的架势,结果掏了半天,嘀咕道:“喝多了,眼花了,筷子没掉这……” Song Dongcheng raised the head with great difficulty, Cui Jue raised glass saying: Brother Song, respects your one cup.” 宋东城好不容易抬起头来,崔珏举杯道:“宋兄弟,来敬你一杯。” Song East city also drank a lot, although the oleo stock were not many, however other nice wines were also many. One -and-a-half jin (0.5 kg) get down, is hitting to shake, the brain is not very miraculous, such a was interrupted by Cui Jue, just matter gave to forget. 宋东城也没少喝,虽然原浆不多,但是其他的好酒也不少。前后一斤半下去,也在打晃,脑子不是很灵光,被崔珏这么一打岔,刚刚的事情就给忘记了。 Liveliness that the front courtyard drinks, backyard, Yu Huifei, Ox-Head and Horse-Face joint Foolish old man according to the ground, then lifted up Third Floor. 前院喝的热闹,后院,余会非牛头马面则合力的将愚公给按在了地上,然后一路抬上了三楼 Entered Third Floor, Foolish old man yelled: „Do you do? Doesn't drink a liquor? Are you as for so mean-spirited?” 进了三楼,愚公大叫道:“你们干嘛?不就喝个酒么?你们至于这么小气么?” Yu Huifei did not speak, looked for a mirror to hand over: Simple-minded elder brother, you have a look, your previous quarter old man now was few Toshiro, the clothes have not traded, the chest is also hanging the same liquor seal, opened mouth you to shout the grandson. How? You thought we were too easy and comfortable, wants to give us to come a big exposure?” 余会非也不说话,找了一面镜子递了过去:“愚哥,你看看吧,你前一刻还是老头现在就是少年郎了,衣服都没换,胸口还挂着一样的酒印子,张嘴你就喊孙子。咋的?你是觉得咱们太安逸了,想给咱们来个大曝光么?” Foolish old man stares, sits, in that looks at oneself in mirror, touches the own face, then laughed foolishly: Aii yeah...... this this, this liquor also has the effect of feeling rejuvenated, haha......” 愚公一愣,坐在那看着镜子里的自己,摸了摸自己的脸,然后傻笑了起来:“哎哎哎……这这这,这酒还有返老还童的效果呐,哈哈……” After laughing three, Foolish old man lowers the sound saying: I understood, meets me is not your two grandfathers, I am your Second Brother.” 大笑三声后,愚公压低声音道:“我懂了,一会我不是你二爷爷,我是你二哥。” Yu Huifei speechless, but Yu Huifei to insure, asked one: „Won't you drink to drink are changing?” 余会非一阵哑然,不过余会非还是为了保险,问了一句:“你不会喝着喝着又变回去吧?” Simple-minded elder brother eyeball holds the chaotic revolutions, the makings and Foolish old man who the whole person sends out is completely different, has several points cunning and small smart, he shakes the head saying: „ Yeah...... can't. In Heavens, I can use magic power, changes back. However to this, I did not have magic power, the body is a little uncontrolled. Naturally, is mainly drinks to drink, the liquor one to the quantity, I could not control. However cannot control becomes young, rather than ages. Therefore, you felt relieved although how then to drink, I will not change. 愚哥眼珠子提溜乱转,整个人散发的气质和愚公完全不同,带着几分诡诈和小机灵,他摇头道:“哎……不会不会。在天上的时候,我能够利用法力,变来变去。但是到了这下面,我没了法力,身体有点不受控制。当然了,主要是喝酒喝的,酒一到量,我就控制不住了。不过只是控制不住变年轻,而不是变老。所以,你尽管放心,接下来再怎么喝,我也不会变化了。 Let me tell you, Little Yu, hard Kuini came back. 我跟你说啊,小鱼,辛亏你回来了。 You do not come back, I did not have one to drink for these days comfortably. 你不回来,我这几天就没一顿喝舒服过。 Was drinks few mouths to be punched...... 都是喝上没几口就被揍了…… Yeah, is happy today, the liquor is good, the person is good, anything is good, walking, is drinking! ” 哎,今天开心,酒好,人好,啥都好,走着,喝酒去!” The simple-minded elder brother said, draws Yu Huifei to walk toward downstairs. 愚哥说完,拉着余会非就往楼下走。 Yu Huifei also can only accompany, to downstairs, simple-minded elder brother thief looked about, after discovering does not have the bystander, a shoulder that is cancelling Yu Huifei said: Little Yu, asked a question, your...... had......, did you understand?” 余会非也只能陪着下去了,到了楼下,愚哥贼兮兮的看了看左右,发现没外人后,一把勾着余会非的肩膀道:“小鱼,问个问题,你们这……有……嘿嘿,你懂得?” Ignorant a Yu Huifei face compels looks that the simple-minded elder brother said: What do I understand? I have not mastered you to say that from the start anything is good.” 余会非一脸懵逼的看着愚哥道:“我懂啥呀?我压根没搞懂你要说啥好么。” The simple-minded elder brother hurries striking an attitude to let Yu Huifei peacefully, the dot sound, then hehe said with a smile badly: Men understand...... our that to call the brothel, your......” 愚哥赶紧作势让余会非安静点,小点声,然后嘿嘿坏笑道:“男人都懂么……我们那叫青楼,你们这……” Go away you!” Yu Huifei raises legs is a foot. “滚吧你啊!”余会非抬腿就是一脚。 He was looks to understand, this grandson changed the switch of body is not spiritual energy, but was the lower part! 他算是看明白了,这孙子变身的开关不是灵气,而是下半身! No wonder his generation after generation often not lack , this was the lower part was too developed, changed to become the seeder? 难怪丫的动不动就子子孙孙无穷匮也,这是下半身太发达了,才变身成播种机的吧? Simple-minded elder brother puzzled say/way: Little Yu, how many meanings are you? Brothel thing, is very normal in our that. Several thousand years, tens of thousands years, in hundreds of millions years of river, it has existed.” 愚哥则一脸不解的道:“小鱼,你这是几个意思啊?青楼这东西,在我们那很正常啊。几千年,几万年,几亿年的时间长河里,它一直存在啊。” The simple-minded elder brother collects to say righteously: „ Don't tell me, your here? You also fell behind, was too conservative. Let me tell you, was your the culture to back up, does not understand? 愚哥理直气壮的凑过来道:“别告诉我,你们这儿没有?那你们也太落伍了,太保守了。我跟你说啊,你们这属于文化倒退,懂不? You are clear, in this world is not always fair. 你要明白,这个世界上从来都不是公平的。 Some lives get down are the wealthy family thousand gold (daughter), the shark fin bird nest eat at the same time are changing but actually. 有的人生下来就是富家千金,鱼翅燕窝一边吃着一变倒着。 However some lives get down, do not have a thing in the world, is not the dead father dies dies entire family, is on has under the work to be small. 但是有的人生下来,一无所有啊,不是死爹死吗死全家,就是上有劳下有小的。 Does not have money to go to school, two do not have money cultivation, three could not do the physical strength to live weak. 一没钱上学,二没钱修炼,三体弱多病干不了体力活。 This brothel in some sense, is the capital that others straws to grasp, turn over/stand up. 这青楼从某种意义上来说,就是人家的救命稻草、翻身的资本。 This is charitable...... ” 这是慈善……” I bah your face spittle!” Yu Huifei could not bear shout 'motherfucker'. “我呸你一脸唾沫星子!”余会非忍不住骂娘了。 Although the simple-minded elder brother said one after another, seems very reasonable. 虽然愚哥说的一套一套的,似乎很有道理。 However he has not done to understand, what he said is the tumultuous times, in addition tumultuous times human life such as worthless, can live is not easy, naturally cannot care about anything to maintain one's moral integrity. 但是他没搞明白,他说的是乱世,乱世人命尚且如草芥,能活下来已经不容易了,自然不会在意什么守身如玉了。 However now is not the tumultuous times, although is insufficient everyone is the big rich and powerful people, but at least could not starve to death not to freeze to death, did not use that big physical strength exactly, the woman same can support oneself. 但是现在可不是乱世,虽然不至于人人都是大富豪,但是至少饿不死冻不死了,很多活也不用那么大的体力,女人一样可以养活自己 Now carries out that set again, that radically is the idea that the sperm goes to the head. 现在再搬出那一套,那根本就是精虫上脑的想法。 Moreover, in the Yu Huifei bone does not approve this. 而且,余会非骨子里也不认可这个。
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