TRRLB :: Volume #2

#211: The generation after generation not lack


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However, Foolish old man is really common like the flea, to your method myriad, so long as does not need the double-edged fine-toothed comb to comb, cannot project on him. 然而,愚公就真的如同跳蚤一般,任凭你手段万千,只要不用篦子梳,根本打不到他。 The giant stone lion is also depressed, his strength naturally is not Foolish old man can compare, but he is the cannon hits the mosquito now, the light has the strength not to have the place to use, cannot do to this confused Foolish old man completely. 巨大的石狮子也是郁闷,他的力量自然不是愚公能够比拟的,但是现在他是大炮打蚊子,光有力气没地方用啊,完全奈何不了这个上窜下跳的愚公。 Is been getting more and more hot tempered by the stone lion that Foolish old man tosses about, last angrily roars, the stone lion charged into nearby village directly, obviously he must vent the anger...... 被愚公折腾的石狮子越来越暴躁,最后一声怒吼,石狮子直接冲向了附近的村庄,显然他要发泄怒火…… Since handling flea, that kills other person, scatters goes flat. 既然搞不定身上的跳蚤,那就杀别的人,撒撒气吧。 Yu Huifei looked, immediately was anxious: Old gentleman, blocks him! This grandson must kill people!” 余会非一看,顿时急了:“老爷子,拦住他啊!这孙子要杀人啦!” Foolish old man then looked at a front, discovered that the stone lion really went toward the village, cold snort/hum: Hey...... looks at you are the place hill, your grandfather does not want to enlarge incurs. You play, that do not blame your grandfather I not being impolite!” 愚公回头看了一眼前方,发现石狮子真的往村子里去了,冷哼一声:“嘿……看你是座小山,你爷爷不想放大招。你这么玩,那就别怪你爷爷我不客气了!” On the Yu Huifei forehead that called violent perspiration, such big mountain, did this old gentleman also shut out it unexpectedly slightly...... he usually transports the Himalaya Mountains? 余会非脑门上那叫一个暴汗啊,这么大的山,这老爷子竟然还嫌弃它小……丫的平时都是搬运喜马拉雅山么? However before Yu Huifei also remembers Cui Jue, chatted has been to the Heavenly Court mountain, there each mountain was bigger than Earth...... 不过余会非也想起崔珏以前聊到过天庭的山,那里每一座大山都比地球大…… At that time Yu Huifei thought Cui Jue is blowing flamboyant, but now looks like, that possibly real. 当时余会非觉得崔珏在吹牛逼,但是现在看来,那可能是真的。 If, let alone Shiziling, even if the Himalaya Mountains place in the Foolish old man eyes, it is estimated that is still big point stone...... 如果是真的,那别说狮子岭了,就算是喜马拉雅山放在愚公眼里,估计也就是块大点的石头吧…… Among the electric light flint, Yu Huifei shouts greatly: Old gentleman, the quick enlargement incurs, does not have the time!” 电光火石间,余会非大喊道:“老爷子,快放大招吧,没时间啦!” Then those who make Yu Huifei collapse, the old gentleman came one: I also think that without magic power!” 然后让余会非崩溃的是,那老爷子来了一句:“我也想啊,没法力啊!” Yu Huifei only thought that two become dark...... he to think Foolish old man Foolish old man, is a stubborn stupid old man, or wise often appear slow-witted stupid old man, but now looks like, this Foolish old man is not stupid, his from the start is a far-fetched fellow. 余会非只觉得两眼发黑……他一直以为愚公愚公,就是个固执的笨老头,或者大智若愚的笨老头,但是现在看来,这愚公不是笨,丫的压根就是个不靠谱的家伙。 The stone lion does not know that has understood their words, is the face upwarding life cries loud and long in any case, sounds follows to laugh. 石头狮子也不知道听没听懂他们的话,反正是仰天一生长啸,听起来就跟在大笑似的。 Yu Huifei called out: Old gentleman, he ridiculed you!” 余会非叫道:“老爷子,他嘲笑你!” As soon as Foolish old man listens, a to rub sleeve say/way: Bah, but also dares to ridicule your grandfather? Your grandfather I, although did not have magic power, but when really I can't kill you?” 愚公一听,一撸袖子道:“呀呀呸的,还敢嘲笑你爷爷?你爷爷我虽然没了法力,但是真当我弄不死你?” Very during the speeches, Foolish old man loves dearly pulled out a tobacco mosaic porcelain bottle, then poured grain of compounded drug to throw into the mouth. 说话间,愚公十分心疼的掏出了一个青花瓷瓶,然后倒出一粒丹药扔进了嘴里。 The next quarter, the Foolish old man white hair long, the white hair changed into the black hair instantaneously simultaneously! 下一刻,愚公白发瞬间长长了许多,同时白发化为黑发! The previous quarter also dry thin old man, raised the back at this moment unexpectedly, the whole body muscle stuck out, the height pulled two meters directly! 前一刻还干巴瘦的老头,这一刻竟然昂起了脊背,全身肌肉隆起,身高直接拉高到了两米! Tall and strong he was not unexpectedly weak in Cowherd! 魁梧的他竟然不弱于牛郎了! Foolish old man reviews again, Yu Huifei eyeball was straight. 愚公再回眸的时候,余会非眼珠子都直了。 Foolish old man at this moment, did not have the beforehand face again, but is one handsome incomparable, surface, if the blade truncates general, filled the firm air/Qi, the face of manly flavor! 此时此刻的愚公,再也没有了之前的老脸,而是一张俊朗无比、面若刀削一般,充满了阳刚气,男人味的脸! That reviews, Yu Huifei pledged, he as a man, feels this boy really motherfucking graceful! 那一眼回眸,余会非发誓,他作为一个男人,都觉得这小子真tm的帅! Simple-minded...... elder brother.” “愚……哥。” Yu Huifei the plan was called Foolish old man, but this tall and strong charming man, is really makes him very difficult at present to ask Foolish old man to come, that appears his old men not to compare. 余会非本打算叫愚公的,但是眼前这魁梧帅气的汉子,实在是让他很难叫出愚公来,那显得他连个老头都比不上。 Only listens to Foolish old man to say with a smile: This elder brother you did not call white/in vain, looked that your elder brother beat to explode this small stone!” 只听愚公笑道:“这声哥你不白叫,看你哥捶爆这块小石头!” During the speeches, Foolish old man brandishes the pickaxe in hand, a pickaxe gets down, only listens to the loud sound of bang, the stone lion chest to be dug big pit directly! 说话间,愚公抡起手里的镐头,一镐头下去,只听轰的一声巨响,石头狮子胸口直接被刨出一个大坑来! stone crash-bang falls downward...... 石头哗啦啦的往下落…… The speed of Foolish old man is extremely fast, walks digs, stone falls off...... 愚公的速度极快,一路走一路刨,大片大片的石头脱落…… What is most flagitious, Foolish old man specifically attacks the four legs of stone lion, no meeting, can three legs jump the to stumble lion to become two legs...... 最凶残的是,愚公专门攻击石头狮子的四条腿,没一会,原本还能三条腿蹦跶的狮子就成了两条腿了…… Again after a while, the loud sound of bang, the stone lion lay on the ground, was the final two legs is also actually dug by Foolish old man. 再过了一会,轰的一声巨响,石头狮子趴在了地上,却是最后两条腿也被愚公刨断了。 The stone lion angrily roars again and again, does to actually unable to stand, saw that the village was close at hand, actually cannot pass obstinately! 石头狮子怒吼连连,奈何却根本站不起来,眼看着村子近在眼前了,却愣是过不去! Foolish old man laughs saying: „Does your small stone spherical object also dare before your big brother rampant?” 愚公哈哈大笑道:“你个小石头蛋子也敢在你大哥面前嚣张?” At this moment, the stone lion flings the head suddenly, then the whole body pink color brilliance is natural, stone that these were dug flew unexpectedly in abundance, suddenly the stone lion also had the four limbs, then stood slowly. 就在这时,石头狮子忽然一甩脑袋,然后全身粉色光彩大方,那些被刨掉的石头竟然纷纷飞了过去,眨眼间石头狮子又有了四肢,然后缓缓的站了起来。 Yu Huifei said: Simple-minded elder brother, this goods stood......” 余会非道:“愚哥,这货又站起来了……” Foolish old man also stares, later cold snort/hum a sound said: I understood, this fellow must open, otherwise troubles unceasingly.” 愚公也是一愣,随后冷哼一声道:“我懂了,这家伙必须一口气拆了,否则麻烦不断。” Asking that Yu Huifei suspects: Simple-minded elder brother, can you good not?” 余会非怀疑的问道:“愚哥,你能行不?” Foolish old man shot a look at his one eyes saying: Man, where has the incorrect time?” 愚公瞥了他一眼道:“男人,哪有不行的时候?” Then, Foolish old man poured grain of compounded drug to force in the mouth from the porcelain bottle, then the whole body is filling a brown halo, he grinned to say with a smile: Compelled me to use two vitality pill...... you to be able.” 说完,愚公又从瓷瓶里倒出一粒丹药塞进了嘴里,然后全身弥漫着一种土黄色的光晕,他咧嘴笑道:“逼我动用两颗元气丹……你可以了。” Foolish old man both hands open, in the eye the god light/only rises suddenly, bellows: Does great things magical power- generation after generation not lack!” 愚公双手张开,眼中神光暴涨,大吼一声:“移山神通-子子孙孙无穷匮也!” The next quarter, Foolish old man soars! 下一刻,愚公一飞冲天! While Yu Huifei thinks Foolish old man must comes a law a Heaven and Earth fist to fall face down dry/does that lion the time, only listens to bang a loud sound, the old man worked as burst! 正当余会非以为愚公要来个法相天地一拳干趴下那狮子的时候,只听砰的一声巨响,那老头当空炸了! Yu Huifei said startled: Others were your mother exploded, was this...... your master explodes?” 余会非愕然道:“人家都是你妈炸了,这是……你爷炸了?” At this moment, a noisy sound gets up. 就在这时,一片嘈杂之声响起。 Sees only Heavens with raining, behind one crowd of light/only buttocks baby small pickaxes carries a small earth basket to jump down every...... 只见天上就跟下雨似的,一群光屁股小娃娃人手一个小镐头背后背着个小土篮子就跳了下来…… This crowd of child some are smiling, a some face compels the shape ignorant, some are crying aloud...... 这群孩子有的在笑,有的一脸懵逼状,有的则是哇哇大哭着…… That feeling looks like some people to throw altogether them. 那感觉就像是有人将他们一股脑的扔出来似的。 These babies seem like very lovable and are very restless, but in the hand has not actually been idling. 这些小娃娃看起来很可爱、很闹腾,但是手上却一点没闲着。 The small pickaxe knocks, in that Mt. Shizishan is the giant stone billowing...... 小镐头一敲,那狮子山上就是巨石滚滚…… However immediately was collected the basket by another baby, that big stone reduced to be thumb-sized instantaneously, dropped in the earth basket. 不过马上就被另一个小娃娃将篮子凑了过去,那大石头瞬间缩小成了拇指大,落进了土篮子里。 Then, how whatever that Mt. Shizishan roared, how to summon, stone that was knocked actually could not go back again. 如此一来,任凭那狮子山如何咆哮,如何呼唤,被敲下去的石头却是再也回不去了。 At this time Foolish old man appeared, waved saying: Child, opened it to me!” 这时候愚公又出现了,一挥手道:“孩儿们,给我拆了它!” One group of babies are turning the pickaxe, what crawls in Mt. Shizishan is full mountain is, the small pickaxe brandishes with wheel...... 一群小娃娃轮着镐头,在狮子山上爬的是满山都是,小镐头抡起来就跟车轮似的…… That giant Mt. Shizishan only walked one step, the body reduced 1/3, in addition was short of two legs...... 那巨大的狮子山只走了一步,身子就缩小了三分之一,外加少了两条腿…… Only listens to one of the bang, that big lion fell face down. 只听轰的一声,那大狮子又趴下了。 Yu Huifei sees this scene, knows, this trouble was the solution. 余会非看到这景象,知道,这次的麻烦算是解决了。 At this moment, Foolish old man fell, a shoulder of row of Yu Huifei said: What's wrong? Your simple-minded elder brother's method also?” 就在这时,愚公落下来了,一排余会非的肩膀道:“咋样?你愚哥的手段还可以吧?” Yu Huifei raises up a thumb saying: Flamboyant!” 余会非竖起一根大拇指道:“牛逼!” Foolish old man said: Worked to do quite a while, had the water?” 愚公道:“干活干半天了,有水么?” Yu Huifei mouth: This really did not have, but you could rest assured that went back, I get the nice wine to drink to you.” 余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴:“这还真没有,不过你放心,回去了,我给你弄好酒喝。” „Becoming!” “成!” Foolish old man smiled. 愚公笑了。 Yu Huifei was also worried for ten minutes Foolish old man not to handle Mt. Shizishan. 余会非原本还担心十分钟内愚公搞不定狮子山。 However now, he feels relieved. 不过现在么,他放心了。
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