TRRLB :: Volume #2

#210: The toothpick grips the elephant


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Hears this saying, Yu Huifei, although in the heart has the suspicion, but also can only refuse to abandon hope now. 听到这话,余会非虽然心中持有怀疑,但是现在也只能死马当活马医了。 Another side Shiziling slowly stands, he sits to enter the clouds, now stood, Yu Huifei could not see his chest above part directly. 另一边狮子岭缓缓的站立起来,他坐着就已经头入云霄了,如今站了起来,余会非直接就看不到他胸口以上的部分了。 Roar! 吼! Angrily roars, the roar blasted out the cloud layer directly, Yu Huifei saw the head of this big lion again. 一声怒吼,吼声直接炸开了云层,余会非再次看到了这头大狮子的脑袋。 But this big lion, the overwhelming power, a pair of pupil has the scarlet brilliance time, the whole body is filling the incomparable seduction greedy pink color! 只不过这一次的大狮子,更加威猛,一双眸子带着赤红的光彩,全身弥漫着无比诱惑的贪婪粉色! Such a big lion stood, let alone surrounding area several li (0.5 km), the surrounding area hundred li (0.5 km) were vibrated! 这么大的一头狮子站了起来,别说方圆几里地了,方圆百里都被震动了! Yu Huifei also saw at this moment many person previous quarter also runs to look at the situation toward here, the moment has latter frightened the round trip that was called to run. 余会非此时此刻也看到了不少人前一刻还往这边跑看情况呢,后一刻已经吓得嗷嗷叫的往回跑了。 Looks at the wear of these people, Yu Huifei knows, this should be dozens years ago just founded a nation the shortly after time...... 看这些人的穿着,余会非知道,这应该是几十年前刚建国没多久的时候…… Also was the Yu Huifei paternal grandmother that generation or too paternal grandmother that generation of person. 也就是余会非的奶奶那一辈或者太奶奶那一辈的人了。 No matter which generation, Yu Huifei only knows, if cannot block this brave, this thing most likely (80%) will extinguish his family/home old ancestor, he estimated that was also finished. 不管哪一辈的,余会非只知道一点,如果挡不住这貔貅,这玩意八成会把他家老祖宗都灭了,那他估计也就完蛋了。 Therefore, Yu Huifei goes all out is brandishing the arm, was shouting to Heavens: Big buttocks cat looks here, I am your grandfather!” 于是,余会非拼命的挥舞着手臂,对着天上大喊:“大屁股猫看这里,我是你爷爷啊!” The brave big mouth fat buttocks, only cannot enter. 貔貅大口肥臀,只进不出。 In addition the appearance of his long lion a little, therefore called him the big buttocks cat also right. 再加上他长的有点狮子的样子,所以叫他大屁股猫也没错。 However hears this saying is not glad brave, originally be at chaotic state lowers the head brave, looks to Yu Huifei, the direct claw patted! 但是貔貅听到这话就不乐意了,本就处于混沌状态的貔貅低下头来,看向余会非,直接一爪子拍了下来! Said is the claw, that basically was a hill fell! 说是爪子,那基本上就是一座小山落了下来! Yu Huifei runs away...... 余会非则撒腿就跑…… Just regained consciousness brave, first brain is somewhat chaos, secondly after integrates the mountain, has not fused completely, the body is somewhat stiff, moving is not quick. 貔貅刚刚苏醒,一来脑子有些混沌,二来融入大山后,还没有完全融合,身体有些僵硬,动弹起来并不快。 The Yu Huifei speed is quick, saw the instance that hill drops, he had run out of the range of stepping on. 余会非的速度却很快,眼看着那小山落下的瞬间,他已经冲出了踩踏的范围。 However that falls the shake wave that produces actually to clash Yu Huifei soars...... 但是那一脚落下来产生的震荡波却将余会非冲的腾空而起…… Meanwhile the land trod out big pit by this foot directly! 同时大地被这一脚直接踩出了一个大坑 The present scene is extremely terrifying, has surpassed the cognition of people! 眼前的景象太过恐怖,早已经超出了人们的认知! Summoned Kṣitigarbha!” Yu Huifei bellows. “召唤地藏!”余会非大吼。 After simultaneously the next quarter, Kṣitigarbha from the day, saw that colossus, frightens directly to flee the body of Yu Huifei, wails saying: „Did you call me to do?” 下一刻,地藏从天而将,同时看到了那庞然大物后,吓得直接窜上了余会非的身上,哀嚎道:“你叫我干嘛啊?” Yu Huifei said: Doesn't do, makes you pass message, I summoned him immediately, making that buddy take big eyeball.” 余会非道:“不干嘛,就让你捎个话,我马上召唤他,让那哥们把大眼珠子带上。” „Becoming!” Kṣitigarbha said that vanished. “成!”地藏说完就消失了。 Bang! 轰! Also falls, the entire land is shivering, Heaven and Earth myriad things just like collapsing generally. 又是一脚落下,整个大地都在颤抖,天地万物宛若崩溃了一般。 Yu Huifei tumbles crawled the range of that foot, simultaneously then cursed saying: Your motherfucking should not be rampant, I asked your grandfather to tidy up you.” 余会非连滚带爬的爬出了那一脚的范围,同时回头大骂道:“你tm别嚣张,我叫你爷爷来收拾你。” Brave hears sound, the giant head transferred, lowers the head to overlook Yu Huifei, big mouth is splitting does not know that is shouting'mother-fucker' or smiling, the next quarter that big claw patted in any case again. 貔貅闻声,巨大的脑袋转了过来,低头俯视着余会非,大嘴裂开也不知道是在骂娘还是在笑,反正下一刻那大爪子再次拍了下来。 The Yu Huifei eyebrow selects: damn it, your family Bureau Chief does not assume an awe-inspiring pose, when you I am the sickness cat?” 余会非眉毛一挑:“奶奶的,你家局长不发威,你当我是病猫么?” During the speeches, Yu Huifei lifts single-handed, bellows: Summon- Foolish old man!” 说话间,余会非单手举起来,大吼一声:“召唤-愚公!” Right, criminal undergoing reform-through-labor Foolish old man who this time comes! 没错,这次来的劳改犯正是愚公! As Yu Huifei bellows, with sees one person to drop from the clouds, front of bang stood in Yu Huifei, but this person is actually turning away from Yu Huifei. 随着余会非一声大吼,跟着就见一人从天而降,轰的一声站在了余会非的面前,不过这人却是背对着余会非的。 His burlap clothes, a gray hair, the rickets the body, how was seeing that does not seem to be able with the role that huge giant beast compares favorably with. 他一身粗麻布衣,一头花白的头发,佝偻着身子,咋看都不像是个能够和那庞然巨兽媲美的角色。 Yu Huifei asked: „ Foolish old man? 余会非问道:“愚公? Sir? Old gentleman? Don't we suspend poss the line not? 大爷?老爷子?咱别摆poss了行不? Does not run, on to become Bing. ” 再不跑,就成饼啦。” „Not anxious......” Foolish old man sluggish say/way. “不急……”愚公慢吞吞的道。 Yu Huifei looks that giant claw will soon fall, said: This, this somewhat anxious.” 余会非看着那巨大的爪子即将落下,道:“这个,这个真有点急啊。” Foolish old man turned the hip hip axle say/way: All right, allowing my elderly man to make one set of gymnastics, moves the physique.” 愚公扭了扭胯胯轴子道:“没事,容我老人家做一套体操,活动活动筋骨。” What is all right, this is the meeting deceased person.” Yu Huifei urged. “啥叫没事啊,这是会死人的。”余会非催促。 The big claw has fallen, terrifying astral who leads air/Qi, his Yu Huifei a little could not come to a stop. 大爪子已经落下来了,带起的恐怖罡气,丫的余会非都有点站不稳了。 At this moment, Foolish old man bellows: Movement finished!” 就在这时,愚公大吼一声:“运动完毕!” The next quarter, Yu Huifei saw that this dry thin old man stamped the feet, straightens up the back, the whole body skeleton flip-flop made noise...... 下一刻,余会非就看到这个干巴瘦的老头一跺脚,挺直了脊背,全身骨骼劈啪作响…… Yu Huifei eye one bright, the heart said: Fuck, this old man is also super invincible......” 余会非眼睛一亮,心说:“我曹,这老头难道也是个超级无敌……” Also without and other Yu Huifei wants to end, listens to Foolish old man to loudly call out: Runs!” 还没等余会非想完呢,就听愚公大叫一声:“跑啊!” Bang! 轰! Before Yu Huifei was stepped on the meat patty, in the heart only has a character: Damn!” 余会非被踩成肉饼之前,心中只有一个字:“操!” Waits for Yu Huifei to resurrect again the time, he discovered that oneself is a dough, the speed that but recovers sped up. 余会非再次复活的时候,他发现自己就是个面饼,不过身体恢复的速度又加快了。 This as if breaks through Nine Sheaths of the Cicada tertiary to have the relations with him, in his overall quality promotion, has the body to restore this. 这似乎跟他突破蝉九鞘第三重有关系,他自身的综合素质提升中,就有身体恢复这一项。 The hornet has said that Yu Huifei resurrects the time body to restore the speed is usual hundred times. 黄蜂说过,余会非复活的时候身体恢复速度是平时的百倍。 Such a calculates, the foundation restored the speed to promote, then after resurrecting , the speed of restoring was also naturally raised. 这么一算,基础恢复速度提升了,那么复活后恢复的速度自然也就提升了。 Yu Huifei lay down a meeting, the body the fast ballooning had gotten up, after 2-3 minutes, has been able to move the hands and feet...... 余会非躺了一会,身体就已经快速的鼓胀起来,2-3后就已经能活动手脚了…… After his hearing restores, hears a giant beast angrily is roaring. 当他听力恢复后,就听到一头巨兽在愤怒的咆哮着。 Meanwhile along with old man's frank laughter: „Isn't small lion, how many stone digs your? A trivial loss, you called!” 同时伴随着一个老头爽朗的笑声:“小狮子,不就是挖你几块石头么?屁大点的损失,你叫个屁啊!” Yu Huifei looks up, sees only in that huge Mt. Shizishan, like the thing of ant or flea, turns a pickaxe to flee on the mountain, how whatever that big lion understands the body, brandishes the arm to whip, cannot project on it. 余会非抬头看去,只见那庞大的狮子山上,一个如同蚂蚁或者跳蚤的东西,轮着一把镐头在山上窜来窜去,任凭那大狮子如何都懂身体,挥舞手臂拍打,也打不到它。 Your flea same thing naturally was that Foolish old man. 你跳蚤一样的玩意自然就是那愚公了。 In the Yu Huifei heart 100,000 Cao fuck gallop, always thought that he was deceived by Lu Ya. 余会非心中十万曹尼玛奔腾而过,总觉得他被陆压骗了。 How this Foolish old man sees does not seem like competently this Deity of Shiziling, is more like the mental disorder person. 这愚公怎么看都不像是能干过这狮子岭的神人,更像是个神经病人。 Yu Huifei pulls out Token, just about to complains two times with Lu Ya...... 余会非掏出令牌,刚要跟陆压抱怨两句的时候…… Heard Foolish old man to brandish his pickaxe to pound to Shiziling lead leg the joint. 就听见愚公抡起他的镐头对着狮子岭的前腿的关节砸了下去。 Yu Huifei two turn said: This fuck...... does the toothpick grip the elephant?” 余会非两眼一翻道:“这尼玛……牙签扎大象么?” Bang! 轰! Seeing that the eldest child who a loud sound, Yu Huifei eyeball stares, does not dare to believe that after that small pickaxe falls, that huge blasted out like the knee of hill common lion leg directly, half leg such intently but actually. 一声巨响,余会非眼珠子瞪的老大,不敢置信的看到,那小小的镐头落下后,那庞大的如同小山一般的狮子腿的膝盖直接炸开了,半条腿就这么直愣愣的倒了下来。 Yu Huifei raises head the thigh that looks at to press, has a look at the four limbs that oneself has not restored again, only scolded one with enough time: fuck!” 余会非仰头看着压下来的大腿,再看看自己还没恢复过来的四肢,只来得及骂了一句:“尼玛!” Bang! 轰! Yu Huifei did not have the consciousness again. 余会非再次没了知觉。 When Yu Huifei resurrects again, the scene in sky was also different. 余会非再次复活的时候,天空中的景象又不同了。 Sees only that small flea same Foolish old man to turn the pickaxe to do the matter everywhere, that pickaxe also very strange, looks not big, but will fall each time will exhaust the big piece stone of Shiziling. Giant stone lion that reached to the sky a moment ago, now has become three legs, is jumping everywhere randomly, attempt that stone flew randomly shook to fall or shoot down Foolish old man. 只见那小跳蚤一样的愚公轮着镐头四处搞事情,那镐头也十分的诡异,看起来不大,但是每次落下都会挖掉狮子岭的大片土石。刚才还是高耸入云的巨大石狮子,现在已经成了三条腿了,正满地乱蹦,身上的石头乱飞的企图将愚公震落或者击落下来呢。
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