TRRLB :: Volume #1

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When 500 jin (0.5 kg) cabbage all transported in the courtyard, after Yu Huifei closed the front door, Ox-Head Horse-Face runs immediately, stared at these cabbages saying: Little Yu, do you want to do? I told you, I did not eat the green vegetables! We a little save now, you must manage the meat, cannot really work as ox hey/feeds me.” 等五百斤大白菜全都运到了院子里,余会非关上大门后,牛头马面立刻跑了出来,盯着那些白菜道:“小鱼,你这是要干啥啊?我告诉你啊,我可不吃青菜了!咱现在有点积蓄了,你得顿顿管肉啊,不能真把我当牛喂啊。” Horse-Face said: I also eat the meat, does not graze.” 马面道:“我也吃肉,不吃草。” Black and White Impermanence said: Was vegetarian so many year in the hell, you cannot such to us.” 黑白无常道:“在地府吃了那么多年素了,你不能这么对我们啊。” Yu Huifei white their eyes said: Looks at your gate that welldoing, when I completed, do not ask me to eat on the line. Comes, lends a hand, moves the backyard to go.” 余会非白了他们一眼道:“瞧你门那德行,等我做好了,别求着我吃就行了。过来,搭把手,搬后院去。” The people begin together, to also quick, 500 jin (0.5 kg) quick turned over. 众人一起动手,到也快,五百斤很快就都倒腾完了。 Yu Huifei has a look at the day, the dark cloud in sky is very thick, does not have the sunlight evidently today. 余会非看看天,天空中的乌云很厚实,看样子今天是没有阳光了。 Shakes the head, Yu Huifei turned around to return to the room. 摇摇头,余会非转身回屋去了。 Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence they cannot comprehend Yu Huifei to do, but several people decided do not eat the vegetable/dish to eat the meat, and unified the front. 牛头马面黑白无常他们搞不懂余会非到底要干啥,不过几个人是打定主意不吃菜要吃肉了,并且统一了战线。 Regarding this, Yu Huifei simply has not responded. 对此,余会非根本没搭理。 Sits in the room, Yu Huifei turns on the cell phone, the internet is glancing over casually, result drew now his front. 坐在屋子里,余会非打开手机,上网随便浏览着,结果一张画出现在了他的面前。 „A picture, shocking this autumn.” “一幅画,惊艳了这个秋天。” The name is very good, the Yu Huifei point opens looked, immediately eyeball stared quickly! 名字很好,余会非点开一看,顿时眼珠子都快瞪出来了! How this picture...... does he see looks familiar? 这画……他怎么看着那么眼熟呢? The distant place was the mountain, on the mountain falls completely the frostwork a pure white that a crown top of piece of pine tree dyed, just like snowed ahead of time generally, downward was the deep green pine tree belt/bring, was the maple leaf forest that the red and golden color of full mountain composed, the vicinity, in the maple leaf forest the maple leaf dances in the breeze with the wind, the white fog was low and deep, winds around has the tombstone to visible faintly. 远处是高山,高山上落满了霜花将一片松树的冠顶染的一片洁白,宛若提前下雪了一般,往下是深绿色的松树带,接着就是满山的红色和金色组成的枫叶林,近处,枫叶林中枫叶随风飘舞,白雾低沉,缭绕间有墓碑隐约可见。 On the mountain, a sunlight shoots, refracts a rainbow through that fog...... 山上,一道阳光射来,通过那云雾折射出一道彩虹…… However this is not the key point, the key point is, in that white fog, a sweeping the floor person's shadow of red clothes...... 但是这不是重点,重点是,那白雾中,一袭红衣的扫地人影…… That person's shadow is not clear, is only few, the red clothes appropriate to one's station sways, that person bends the waist to sweep the floor...... 那人影并不真切,只是寥寥几笔,红衣随分飘摇,那人弯腰扫地…… Although is only few, outlined one indifferent to fame or gain, a quietness. 虽然只是寥寥几笔,却勾勒出一份恬淡、一份清静。 However Yu Huifei is not quiet...... 不过余会非却不清静了…… I depend, this who? Draws me secretly! To money?” “我靠,这谁啊?偷画我!给钱了么?” After Yu Huifei called two, in the brain flashes through a picture. 余会非叫了两声后,脑子里闪过一个画面。 On a head leads the small girl of big white rabbit hat to open both hands, does not make him look at behind picture scene. 一个脑袋上带着大白兔帽子的小丫头张开双手,不让他看身后的画的场景。 Yu Huifei thinks that Liu Xin the red face, the heart said at that time: I depend, her has a guilty conscience!” 余会非想到柳歆当时通红的脸,心说:“我靠,她那是做贼心虚啊!” Yu Huifei carefully looks at the inscription of that picture, impressively yes: Liu Xin! 余会非仔细一看那画的落款,赫然是:柳歆 Yu Huifei badly bad is thinking: Next time will come to the portrait money hand over, otherwise stays behind brushes the tray!” 余会非坏坏的想着:“下次来必须把肖像钱交上来,否则就留下刷盘子!” Yu Huifei flips the message, almost uniform commendation. 余会非翻了翻留言,几乎清一色的称赞。 However many people were also questioning...... 不过也有很多人在质疑…… This picture was too impractical, such beautiful scenery is impossible to have. Clearly is the imagination or is the Republic of Plato that several pictures piece together, such picture actually places in the practical classification, the person who obviously draws this picture is very frivolous.” “这画太虚浮了,这么美的景色根本不可能有。分明就是想象的或者是几幅画拼凑出来的理想国,这样的画却放在写实分类里,可见画这画的人很轻浮啊。” Yes, I in Northeast so many years, have not seen such place.” “是啊,我在东北这么多年,就没见过这样的地方。” Young people, the too anxious merit was good to benefit, although the picture was good, what a pity the moral behavior low grade, implicated the work.” “年轻人,太急功好利了,画虽然不错,可惜人品下乘,拖累了作品。” ...... …… Yu Huifei looked, immediately came air/Qi, the paternal grandmother leg, the sentiment they have not seen, was the low-grade? 余会非一看,顿时来气了,奶奶腿的,感情他们没见过的,就都是下品了是吧? Yu Huifei is carrying the cell phone directly, shoves open the side gate, looks to the graveyard child , the scenery is similar, but...... fog has lifted. 余会非直接拎着手机,推开侧门,看向墓园子里,景色差不多,但是……雾散了。 Although pats one also well, but Yu Huifei understands these network sprayers very much, does not come return to original state to be high, they can the blowout excrement from the buttocks. 虽然这么拍一张也不错,但是余会非很懂那些网络喷子,不来个还原度高的,他们还是能从屁股里喷出屎来。 Helpless, Yu Huifei can only draw back, but returned to one: One crowd silly x!” 无奈,余会非只能退了回来,不过还是回了一句:“一群傻x!” Then Yu Huifei went out to take a stroll. 然后余会非就出门溜达去了。 Yu Huifei went to a nearby Xiushui Town, bought some chill power, garlic, ginger and other seasonings. 余会非去了一趟附近的秀水镇,买了一些辣椒面、大蒜、生姜等调味品。 Waits, is afternoon. 等回来的时候,已经是下午了。 The result comes back, was drawn to practice calligraphy by Cui Jue. 结果一回来,就被崔珏拉去练字了。 ...... …… Next day, very early in the morning, the Yu Huifei day bright had not gotten up, took the cell phone to rush to the graveyard child to squat. 第二天,一大早,余会非天没亮就起来了,拿着手机就冲到了墓园子里蹲着。 He uses the cell phone unceasing adjustment angle, finally found that picture angle, he then discovered, this impressively is the side gate entrance! 他用手机不断的调整角度,最终找到了那个画的角度,他这才发现,这赫然是侧门门口啊! Yu Huifei thought that initially he had seen some people here, but rapidness of that person of walking, who without seeing clearly is. 余会非想到了,当初他看到过有人在这里,不过那人走的快,没看清楚是谁。 Now thinks, mostly is he, when the circumcision sweeps the floor, Liu Xin the easel is drawing him on here. 现在想想,多半是他在净心扫地的时候,柳歆就在这里支着画架画他了。 Thinks that silly girl, Yu Huifei grinned to smile. 想到那个傻乎乎的丫头,余会非咧嘴笑了。 He squats there, lifts the cell phone to wait to make the picture, however until old tall who Sun rises, without the mist raises, how to shoot was short of several points of flavor. 他就蹲在那里,举着手机等着拍照片,然而直到太阳升的老高,也没有雾气升起,怎么拍都少了几分味道。 Yesterday Yu Huifei opens the news link that looked at again...... 余会非再次打开昨天看的新闻链接…… The tepid link, at this moment unexpectedly was hot, the message has more than 10,000! 原本不温不火的链接,此时此刻竟然火了,留言足足有一万多条! Moreover mostly reprimanded the Liu Xin picture false picture, was not concerned about face anything. 而且大多的都是斥责柳歆画假画,不要脸什么的。 The nose of Yu Huifei air/Qi crooked...... several times want to say anything, but gave up finally. 余会非气的鼻子都歪了……好几次想说点什么,但是最后都放弃了。 Without the evidence, said that anything is useless...... 没有证据,说什么都没用…… Therefore Yu Huifei endured, he must wait, waits for the mist to raise, to these person of front surface fists! 于是余会非忍了,他要等,等雾气升起的时候,给这些人迎面一拳! However, what making Yu Huifei depressed is, the day of the temperature except for the hoar frost descending plummets, mist rich outside, for these days actually mist did not have. 然而,让余会非郁闷的是,除了霜降那天气温骤降,雾气浓郁外,这几天竟然一点雾气都没有。 Including three days, Yu Huifei has not been waiting till the mist, waited till the second news on the contrary. 连着三天,余会非没等到雾气,反倒是等到了第二条新闻。 In the news exposed the Liu Xin individual micro blog directly. 新闻上直接曝光了柳歆的个人微博。 Response of Liu Xin in micro blog is: I draw is the true scenery, you do not believe that I do not have the means that but asked to have a clear conscience.” 柳歆在微博上的回应是:“我画的就是真实的景色,你们不信,我也没办法,但求问心无愧。” Fans altogether on the Liu Xin micro blogs of more than 100 people, in this moment unexpectedly several thousand commentaries! 粉丝一共就一百多人的柳歆微博,在这一刻竟然有几千条评论! However what is uniform: „It is not concerned about face!” 不过清一色的是:“不要脸!” „It is not really concerned about face, bah!” “真不要脸,呸!” To be honest is so difficult?” “说实话就那么难么?” „A very pretty girl, how to become famous to want the face?” “挺漂亮的一个女孩,为了出名怎么就连脸都不要了呢?” ...... …… Looks at these person of virulent spoken languages, on the forehead of Yu Huifei air/Qi gets angry. Flips the notes of these sprayers, unexpectedly is the motherfucking so-called painters! 看着这些人恶毒的言语,余会非气的脑门上都冒火了。翻翻那些喷子的备注,竟然都是tm的所谓的画家! Really, is hoping you die, forever is the peer. 果然,盼着你死的,永远是同行。 He cannot leave here is too long, no magical power, he really wants to give these damn envy sign keyboard hero palms of the hand! 要不是他不能离开这里太久,也没有什么神通,他真想给这些该死的妒忌牌键盘侠一人一巴掌! What Liu Xin picture is true, she is unable to confirm, but, these keyboard heroes do not have the means to confirm this is not true! 柳歆画的是不是真实的,她无法证实,但是同样啊,这些键盘侠也没办法证实这不是真实的啊! Similarly is unable to confirm why they can stand in the commanding point of morals scold others? 同样是无法证实,凭啥他们就可以站在道德的制高点上骂别人? Simply too grandson! 简直太孙子了! Yu Huifei is very depressed, very depressed...... 余会非很郁闷,非常郁闷…… Saw that Yu Huifei the mood was bad over the two days, big eyeball jumped, said with a smile: Buddy, what's wrong?” 看到余会非这两天心情非常差,大眼珠子蹦了出来,笑道:“哥们,咋了?” Yu Huifei takes up the cell phone say/way: Liu Xin that girl was been black.” 余会非拿起手机道:“柳歆那丫头被黑了。” Although big eyeball rarely comes out, however outside matter he was clear. 眼珠子虽然很少出来,但是外面的事情他都清楚。 Therefore big eyeball pulls out cigarette to hand over: Come, said......” 于是大眼珠子掏出一根烟来递过去:“来,说说……” Yu Huifei has taken the smoke on the point, puts out smoke rings, said the long and short of the story. 余会非拿过烟就点上了,吐出一个烟圈,将事情的来龙去脉说了。 After big eyeball also smoked smoke : A little is indeed troublesome, what a pity, without magic power. Otherwise is casual small magical power to you to make one mist transpirations to come.” 眼珠子也抽了一口烟后:“的确有点麻烦,可惜了,没法力了。否则随便一点小神通就能给你造出一片雾气蒸腾来。” Yu Huifei follows to sigh...... 余会非跟着叹息…… At this moment the gate was sounded. 就在这时门被敲响了。 Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚! The sound is very light, whom as if for fear that frightens to resemble. 声音很轻,仿佛生怕吓到谁似的。 ps: Noon yesterday got drunk, woke on today embarrassed...... Today owing the chapter makes up, yeah...... ps:昨天中午被灌醉了,醒过来就今天了……囧。今天把欠的章节补上,哎……
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