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#94: Hoar frost descending cabbage 【Sought collection to seek subscription】


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Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: I...... hehe...... I am good at drawing.” 余会非摇头道:“我……呵呵……我擅长画画。” Cui Jue surprised say/way: „? Really?” 崔珏惊讶的道:“哦?真的?” Yu Huifei said: Un, I trail that is good at the picture cockroach climbing over.” 余会非道:“嗯,我擅长画蟑螂爬过的足迹。” Cui Jue speechless...... 崔珏哑然…… Then Cui Jue gives Yu Huifei to say the writing brush: Tries?” 然后崔珏将毛笔递给余会非道:“试试?” Yu Huifei is impolite, but after bringing, discovered, this sinks very much, starts icy coldly, a feeling of iron rod. 余会非也不客气,但是拿过来之后才发现,这笔很沉,入手冰凉,给人一种铁棍子的感觉。 However the Yu Huifei physical strength has also grown, pours also to shoulder, then he with one stroke of the pen in the ground writes one line like dragging Butuo the trace...... 不过余会非的体力也有所增长,倒也扛得住,然后他大笔一挥在地上写出了一行如同拖布拖过似的痕迹…… After Cui Jue looked : Your this, was stepped on flatly does the cockroach climb over on the ground?” 崔珏看了之后:“你这,是被踩扁了的蟑螂在地上爬过吧?” Yu Huifei face one red, coughs saying: Never expected that Old Cui is also this field of endeavor expert, in this profound and abstruse principles one passes shortly!” 余会非老脸一红,干咳道:“没想到老崔也是此道高手,此中玄机一眼看透!” Cui Jue thorough was speechless, shot a look at his one eyes saying: „Can you want the face not?” 崔珏彻底的无语了,瞥了他一眼道:“你能要点脸不?” Yu Huifei shakes the head: This...... really did not want. The fountain pen ball pen also assembles, this writing brush gets down, the water melted, will not use.” 余会非摇头:“这个……真要不了。钢笔圆珠笔还凑合,这毛笔一下去,水就化开了,根本不会用。” Cui Jue brings the pen, wrote four strength powerful large characters conveniently- do not compel the face! 崔珏把笔拿过来,随手写了四个劲道有力的大字-不要逼脸! Then Cui Jue asked Yu Huifei: „Do you want to study?” 然后崔珏余会非:“你想学么?” Yu Huifei mouth: I thought that I in am not concerned about face on this road, does not need to pursue advanced studies.” 余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴:“我觉得我在不要脸这条路上,不太需要深造了。” Cui Jue roared: What I said is the calligraphy!” 崔珏咆哮道:“我说的是书法!” Yu Huifei thinks, oneself idles now is also idling, studies study the calligraphy, seemingly does not have nothing well. 余会非想想,自己现在闲着也是闲着,学学书法,貌似也没什么不好的。 Perhaps later can also install to compel anything, can kill the time badly! 以后没准还能装个逼啥的,最差也能打发时间! Therefore, Yu Huifei said: Studies!” 于是,余会非道:“学!” Cui Jue hands over to say the pen: „A hand takes, hanging ten minutes.” 崔珏将笔递过来道:“一只手拿着,悬空十分钟。” Yu Huifei wails saying: Old Cui, this writing brush also sinks compared with the brick, a hand takes, hovering in midair several seconds also good, slightly long, the arm breaks!” 余会非哀嚎道:“老崔,这毛笔比板砖还沉呢,一只手拿着,悬停在半空几秒钟还行,稍微长一点,胳膊都断啦!” Cui Jue said: Practices calligraphy first practices the arm strength and physical strength, wanted is this accurate aim, since you want to study, that insists......” 崔珏道:“练字先练臂力、腕力,要的就是这个准头,你既然想学,那就坚持住……” The Yu Huifei forced smile said: How I felt that initially your set of excuse and taught me the bludger of brick technique to say similar? Isn't your a pit?” 余会非苦笑道:“我咋感觉你这套说辞和当初教我板砖术的混混说的差不多呢?你这不会是个坑吧?” Cui Jue stared his one eyes: Rubbish, asked that you do not study study.” 崔珏瞪了他一眼:“别废话,就问你学不学。” Yu Huifei said: Studies, naturally studied.” 余会非道:“学,当然学了。” Cui Jue nods, then, he estimated that does not want to look at Yu Huifei this welldoing, therefore abandons one: Revolution Nine Sheaths of the Cicada cultivation technique, persists in holding a double-hour!” 崔珏点头,然后,他估计也不想看余会非这德行了,于是扔下一句:“运转蝉九鞘功法,坚持持笔一时辰!” Yu Huifei one hear, called out at the scene: Didn't say for ten minutes? How to change a double-hour? Fuck, two hours!” 余会非一听,当场就嚎叫了起来:“不是说十分钟么?咋就变一个时辰了?我曹,两小时啊!” Cui Jiu actually did not respond him, where whatever Yu Huifei in wailed...... 崔久却根本不搭理他了,任凭余会非在哪哀嚎…… Over the following several days, Yu Huifei goes to the Third Floor cultivation three hours in the evening, then holds the big stone full mountain to run with Ox-Head Horse-Face. 接下来的几天,余会非晚上去三楼修炼三小时,然后就跟着牛头马面抱着大石头满山跑。 Then is White Impermanence carries wicker to follow behind the buttocks to pull out...... 然后就是白无常拎着柳条子跟在屁股后面抽…… During the daytime follows the Cui Jue practice calligraphy, the day also passes is substantial, is a little waste buttocks and arm...... 白天则跟着崔珏练习书法,日子过得也算是充实,就是有点废屁股和胳膊…… Only those who make Yu Huifei unhappy is, his aptitude shut out by various types...... 唯一让余会非不开心的是,他的资质被各种嫌弃…… Even if cultivation Nine Sheaths of the Cicada this top mortal world cultivation technique, the progress of Yu Huifei is also very slow. 哪怕是修炼蝉九鞘这种顶级的人间功法,余会非的进步也十分缓慢。 Naturally, this was Ox-Head they said that looked like in Yu Huifei, the own progress is quick. 当然,这是牛头他们说的,不过在余会非看来,自己的进步已经很快了。 Before ran ten kilometers with die, now at least can run...... 以前跑个十公里就跟要死了似的,现在至少可以跑下来了…… Again is White Impermanence, although can pull out him each time, but he can feel that ahead of time must pull out, but not like the earliest time was unresponsive. 再就是白无常虽然每次都能抽到他,但是他好歹提前能感觉到要被抽了,而不像最早的时候毫无反应。 As a chicken called, Yu Huifei crawled, opening the window pleasant was hoar frost, cold wind blew, Yu Huifei could not bear hit to tremble. 随着一阵鸡叫,余会非爬了起来,推开窗户入眼是一片白霜,一阵冷风吹来,余会非忍不住打了个哆嗦。 Hurries to pull out the cell phone, my goodness already hoar frost descending, no wonder outside is white and shiny. 赶紧掏出手机来看,好家伙已经霜降了,难怪外面白花花的。 At this moment, downstairs hear a pitiful yell sound. 就在这时,楼下传来一声惨叫声。 Yu Huifei lowers the head looked, saw only Ox-Head to go out falls buttocks to squat, sits is foul-mouthed in that: „, Iced up unexpectedly.” 余会非低头一看,只见牛头一出门就摔了个屁股蹲,坐在那骂骂咧咧:“靠,竟然结冰了。” This drum cold wind comes very strange, does not have any indication, the whole world as if stepped into the winter edge to be the same from the late autumn in one night. 这鼓寒风来的十分古怪,没有任何征兆,整个世界仿佛在一夜之间从深秋踏入了冬天的边缘一般。 Also over the past two or three days, these 2-3 days of temperatures obviously plummeted, every morning gets up to have the hoar frost to hang. 又过去两三天,这2-3天气温明显直线下降,每天早上起来都有白霜挂地。 On this day, outside the front door a tuba made a sound: Cabbage, cabbage!” 这一天,大门外一个大喇叭响了起来:“白菜,大白菜!” Yu Huifei hurried to run, opened the front door, shouted: Boss, how does the cabbage sell?” 余会非赶紧跑了下去,推开大门,喊道:“老板,白菜怎么卖啊?” Not is only Yu Huifei, many villagers come to ask that the price came. 不仅仅是余会非,不少村民都过来问价格来了。 Although Xiulin is a rural area, but here eventually is also a traveling place. 虽然秀林是农村,但是这里终究也是一个旅游的地方。 Therefore lived in many foreign family, although these foreign family rented the house, but does not have the land, is unable to grow vegetables anything. 所以住了很多外来户,这些外来户虽然租了房子,但是并没有土地,也无法种菜什么的。 Usually does grocery shopping from the villagers hand, but wanted shortly beginning of winter, did not stockpile a winter vegetable/dish, regarding the inhabitant, was quite painful. 平时从村民手里买菜,但是眼看着要入冬了,不储备点冬天的菜,对于山里人来说,还是比较痛苦的。 The boss is the red painted-face man, saw that on everyone comes, takes the loudspeaker to shout directly: „The Sanmao 51 jin (0.5 kg), must buy to hurry, I must hurry back.” 老板是个红脸汉子,看到大家上前来,直接拿着喇叭喊到:“三毛五一斤,要买赶紧的,我还得赶回去呢。” Sanmao five, are not cheap. 三毛五,不便宜了。 In the past was two hair five, expensive/noble time Sanmao. 往年都是两毛五,贵的时候三毛。 However recently these 1-2 years of prices were much longer, Sanmao five Yu Huifei can also accept. 但是最近这1-2物价长得快,三毛五余会非也能接受。 Yu Huifei now in rich, ordered 500 jin (0.5 kg) cabbage directly, the cabbage of red painted-face man that half car(riage) was ordered half by Yu Huifei directly! 余会非现在手里有钱,直接订了五百斤的大白菜,红脸汉子那半车的大白菜直接被余会非订购了一半! The red painted-face man was wild with joy immediately...... 红脸汉子顿时乐坏了…… Then after the blushing man the cabbages of others sold , helping Yu Huifei unload cargo. 然后红脸汉子将其他人的白菜卖了后,就帮余会非卸货。 Moves toward the courtyard, while asked: Little elder brother, 500 jin (0.5 kg) enough? Insufficiently my also has, is own good cabbage, caught up with the hoar frost descending, after the frost hit, this cabbage specially sweet.” 一边往院子里搬,一边笑问:“小哥,五百斤够么?不够我那还有,都是自家的好白菜,又赶上了霜降,霜打了之后,这白菜特别的甜。” After Yu Huifei thinks, shook the head the rejection. 余会非想了想后,摇头拒绝了。 He also has Third Floor, the winter time green vegetables will not break, reason that buys so many cabbages, mainly for the salt pickled cabbage, makes spicy cabbage anything, under winter when the time comes improvement own meals. 他还有三楼,冬天的时候青菜不会断,之所以买这么多白菜,主要是为了腌酸菜,弄辣白菜什么的,冬天的到时候改善下自家的伙食。 The red painted-face man sold the period of time, saw Yu Huifei to have no response also to give up. 红脸汉子推销了一阵子,见余会非没啥反应也就放弃了。 At this time Black and White Impermanence came out, these two goods jumped directly from the gate, the boss is digging the buttocks to put the cabbage on that raised the head to see these two goods, almost frightened soul to lose! 这时候黑白无常出来了,这两货直接从门里跳出来的,老板正撅着屁股在那放白菜呢,一抬头看到这两货,吓得差点魂儿都丢了! Howling Celestial Dog that goods are also a lot of dirty tricks, saw the boss to frighten, immediately closes the front door...... 哮天犬那货也是一肚子坏水,见老板吓到了,立刻把大门关上了…… The result red painted-face man guarded the door to close, the behind also two ghosts, frightening were about to cry. 结果红脸汉子一看门关上了,后面还有两鬼,吓得都快哭了。 Yu Huifei hurries a person of foot, trampled two people, apologized saying: Brother, you misunderstood, they are my cousin. Plays cosplay, is the role acts. Is the attires, is not real Black and White Impermanence......” 余会非赶紧过去一人一脚,将两人踹开了,赔不是道:“老哥,你误会了,他们是我表亲。玩cosplay的,就是角色扮演。都是装的,不是真的黑白无常……” The red painted-face man has a look at that two after two people backs that carefully non-stop whipping on the buttocks big footprint, this brings the weeping voice saying: This...... aiya...... you cannot play. The people are scary, scary......” 红脸汉子仔细看看那两个不停拍打屁股上大脚印子的两人背影后,这才带着哭腔道:“这……哎呀……你们不能这么玩啊。人吓人,吓死人的……” Yu Huifei said again and again is, hands over a China, the complexion of red painted-face man was good immediately much. 余会非连连说是,递上一根中华,红脸汉子的脸色顿时好了不少。 He has not pulled out, direct don't on ear, then continues to help unload cargo. 他也没抽,直接别在了耳朵上,然后继续帮忙卸货。
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