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#83: Supercilious look wolf $ 1


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Ox-Head points at Howling Celestial Dog on tree saying: This dead dog too motherfucking grandson, you made him take the bone, he held in the mouth is running to keep everything for oneself.” 牛头指着树上的哮天犬道:“这死狗太tm孙子了,你让他去拿骨头,他叼着就跑想吃独食。” Yu Huifei said with a smile: That seemed like held by you, finally he has not eaten.” 余会非笑道:“那看来是被你们抓住了,结果他没吃上喽。” It looks like in Yu Huifei, Howling Celestial Dog is holding in the mouth the iron plate with the mouth, starts to walk four legs to run, so long as cannot stop, absolutely does not have the opportunity to eat the meat. Now the ground is the bone club, obviously is the fate is miserable. 余会非看来,哮天犬用嘴叼着铁盆,迈开四条腿跑,只要停不下来,根本就没机会吃到肉。现在地上都是骨头棒子,显然是下场凄凉。 Finally Horse-Face shakes the head, say/way that incomparably goes wild: Is we have not eaten, this goods...... this goods can two legs stand to run unexpectedly, thief of also running is quick! Eats while runs, but also is throwing the bone to us...... the paternal grandmother leg, he too happily fell in the pit, we could not hold him.” 结果马面摇头,无比抓狂的道:“是我们没吃上,这货……这货竟然能两条腿站起来跑,跑的还贼快!一边吃一边跑,还对着我们丢骨头……奶奶腿的,要不是他太得意掉坑里了,我们都抓不住他。” Yu Huifei one hear, immediately speechless...... 余会非一听,顿时一阵无语…… In the brain crammed ferociously a picture, Ox-Head Horse-Face pursued in behind, the front big black dog person stood, dashed about wildly to go generally, a claw grabbed the iron plate, what a claw grabbed the bone to gnaw was greedy. Gnawed incomparably inexpensively also then threw the bone, simultaneously bellowed: Looks at the hidden weapon!” 脑子里恶补了一个画面,牛头马面在后面追,前面一条大黑狗人立而起,如同人一般狂奔而去,一只爪子抓着铁盆,一只爪子抓着骨头啃的是满嘴流油。啃完了还无比贱的回头丢骨头,同时大吼一声:“看暗器!” Then the under foot sank, falls in the pit. 然后脚下一沉,掉坑里了。 Yu Huifei raises head to look Howling Celestial Dog that on the tree swings said: You said that you...... a day were not hit, are you whole body skin itch?” 余会非仰头看着树上荡秋千的哮天犬道:“你说说你……一天不被打,你是全身皮痒么?” Howling Celestial Dog two turn white...... 哮天犬两眼翻白…… Yu Huifei really does not have the means regarding this dead dog, although wants to make him flutter one in this in the evening, but also wants this dog to go to the front courtyard to work as the spy, therefore asked a sentiment to put with Ox-Head Horse-Face him for him. 余会非对于这死狗实在是没办法,虽然很想让他在这飘荡一晚上,但是还要这狗去前院当间谍呢,所以还是替他跟牛头马面求了个情将他放了。 After the big black dog gets down, flings the tail, raises head saying: Has a pit, you two? Again long two legs!” 大黑狗下来后,甩甩尾巴,一仰头道:“要不是有个坑,就你们两?再长两条腿吧!” Ox-Head one hear: Aiya I hold, be not blocking me, looked that I do not truncate him!” 牛头一听:“哎呀我操,别拦着我,看我不削他!” Big black dog one hear, hurried the running front courtyard to go, because he knows, Ox-Head does not dare to go to the front courtyard. 大黑狗一听,赶紧跑前院去了,因为他知道,牛头不敢去前院。 Ox-Head sees this, is the air/Qi straight stamps the feet...... 牛头见此,也是气的直跺脚…… The Yu Huifei racket the shoulder of Ox-Head said: Ok, what vigor did you call with a dog?” 余会非拍拍牛头的肩膀道:“行了,你跟一条狗叫什么劲啊?” Little Yu, before eating meal, I noticed that dog went to your room, came out a face refreshing appearance.” At this time Horse-Face said. 小鱼啊,吃饭之前我看到那条狗去你房间了,出来的时候一脸神清气爽的样子。”这时候马面说道。 The Yu Huifei heart trembles, hurries to run back the room, lifts the quilt, sees only on the mattress nine country river chart seal above, the key point is above also has a Gold Mountain! 余会非心头一颤,赶紧跑回房间,掀开被子,只见褥子上一张九国河图印在上面,重点是上面还有一座黄金山! The face of Yu Huifei was immediately black, roared: Dead dog, my motherfucking kills you!” 余会非的脸顿时就黑了,咆哮道:“死狗,我tm弄死你!” However was blocked most finally, because Cui Jue said to Yu Huifei: Qin Shubao they had the movement.” 不过最最终还是被拦下了,因为崔珏余会非道:“秦叔宝他们有动作了。” Yu Huifei one hear, can only bear the anger, then threw that mattress with tears...... 余会非一听,只能忍住怒火,然后含着泪将那褥子扔了…… At this moment, the front courtyard, Howling Celestial Dog lies in the courtyard, is slanting the eye to look at present Qin Shubao. 此时此刻,前院,哮天犬趴在院子里,斜着眼睛看着眼前的秦叔宝。 In Qin Shubao hand takes the meat dumpling saying: „Does clever dog dog, eat the steamed stuffed bun?” 秦叔宝手里拿着肉包子道:“乖狗狗,吃包子么?” Then, Qin Shubao threw Howling Celestial Dog front ground the steamed stuffed bun, Howling Celestial Dog looked down on a steamed stuffed bun was moistening earth, then a face despised looks at Qin Shubao. 说完,秦叔宝将包子扔到了哮天犬面前的地上,哮天犬低头看了一眼包子上沾着的土,然后一脸鄙夷的看着秦叔宝。 Qin Shubao obstinately by a dog despising blushed...... coughed: Or tries the sausage?” 秦叔宝愣是被一条狗给鄙视的脸红了……干咳一声:“要不试试火腿肠?” Qin Shubao just pulled out, Howling Celestial Dog looked this really works as the dog oneself, immediately could not bear this type to insult, set out to angrily roar: Woof woof!” 秦叔宝刚掏出来,哮天犬一看这是真把自己当狗了,顿时受不了这种侮辱了,起身怒吼一声:“汪汪!” Qin Shubao had a scare, the retreat, smiled bitterly hastily finally was returning to the room. 秦叔宝被吓了一跳,连忙后退,最终苦笑着回到了房间里。 In the room, Qin Shujuan said: It seems like your means are not good.” 屋子里,秦淑娟道:“看来你的办法不行啊。” „ It is not anxious, two days of...... dog type of thing, must slowly with another place sentiment. So long as ate my thing, the sentiment had. “不急,还有两天的时间呢……狗这种东西,得慢慢的跟他处感情。只要吃了我一口东西,感情就有了。 Qin Shubao does not lose heart, he bought the sauce bone to come back, finally threw around the Howling Celestial Dog surface, this dog still did not eat. 秦叔宝不死心,他又买了酱骨头回来,结果扔到哮天犬面前后,这狗依然不吃。 Qin Shujuan said: Perhaps he does not eat the ground the thing.” 秦淑娟道:“他也许不吃地上的东西。” Qin Shubao knits the brows: Should not, the Chinese countryside dog chicken clever very much, knows since childhood does not eat in the thing on manpower and chopsticks, feared that injured accidentally Master to bring in one to beat mercilessly. Properly speaking throws on the ground, he will eat is right.” 秦叔宝皱眉道:“不应该啊,中华田园犬鸡贼的很,从小就知道不吃人手里和筷子上的东西,怕误伤了主人引来一顿毒打。按理说扔在地上的,他才会吃才对。” Qin Shujuan shakes the head saying: Is uncertain, yesterday evening Boss Yu with basin.” 秦淑娟摇头道:“不一定,昨天晚上余老板就是用盆的。” Hears here, Qin Shubao nods: I use the hand to feed him to try.” 听到这里,秦叔宝点头:“那我用手喂他试试。” Then Qin Shubao took the sauce bone to hand over: Come, the clever dog dog, eats the bone.” 然后秦叔宝拿着酱骨头递了过去:“来,乖狗狗,吃骨头喽。” Howling Celestial Dog this raised the head, is impolite, does not extend the claw, opens mouth eats! 哮天犬这回抬起头来了,也不客气,也不伸爪子,张嘴就吃! Qin Shubao sees this, first is a happiness, but happy does not get up later. This dead dog Sir, oneself does not take the bone, but wants Qin Shubao to take the bone to gnaw to him. That feeling, seems like him is dog retinue. 秦叔宝见此,先是一阵高兴,但是随后就高兴不起来了。这死狗十分大爷,自己不拿着骨头,而是要秦叔宝拿着骨头给他啃。那感觉,就好像他是狗仆从似的。 However to try to get close to Howling Celestial Dog, this fellow also endured, bone one after another hands over, Howling Celestial Dog also all comes are welcome, eaten numb Maxiang. 不过为了和哮天犬套近乎,这家伙也忍了,一根又一根的骨头递过去,哮天犬也是来者不拒,吃的麻麻香。 After was feeding three bones, Qin Shubao probes is putting out a hand to touch the Howling Celestial Dog dog head. 连着喂了三根骨头后,秦叔宝试探着伸手去摸哮天犬的狗头。 Result dog becomes not recognizing one's family to get up immediately, raises head calls: Woof woof!” 结果这狗立刻变得六亲不认起来,仰头就叫:“汪汪!” Frightens Qin Shubao hastily to receive to reach behind the back, resigned-looking looks at Qin Shujuan saying: This dog...... is really inaccessible.” 吓得秦叔宝连忙收回手去,一脸无奈的看着秦淑娟道:“这狗……还真难接近啊。” Therefore...... you continue to try hard.” Qin Shujuan smiles, returned to the room. “所以……你继续努力吧。”秦淑娟抿嘴一笑,回屋里去了。 Qin Shubao continues to try hard, a result bag meat bone delivered, two legs that he squatted tingled with numbness, aching back, had a parched mouth, but to finally, the dog head that the word of praise said cannot even touch to obstinately. 秦叔宝继续努力,结果一袋子肉骨头都送出去了,他蹲的两腿发麻、腰酸背疼,好话说的口干舌燥了,但是到最后,愣是连狗头都没能摸到一下。 Finally, Qin Shubao looks that present Howling Celestial Dog said: I long am so big, finally understands that what was the meat dumpling beats a dog.” 最终,秦叔宝看着眼前的哮天犬道:“我长这么大,终于明白什么叫肉包子打狗了。” Then, Qin Shubao supported the own waist, in the staggering returning room. 说完,秦叔宝撑着自己的腰,踉跄的回屋子里去了。 However Qin Shubao apparently does not have to give up, shortly, he came out, in the hand takes the sausage, is teasing Howling Celestial Dog. 但是秦叔宝显然没有就这么放弃,没多久,他又出来了,手里拿着火腿肠,逗弄着哮天犬 Finally, Howling Celestial Dog does not respond him! 结果,哮天犬根本不搭理他! Qin Shubao probed the most after evening, finally drew a conclusion...... 秦叔宝试探了大半个晚上后,终于得出了一个结论…… This motherfucking is not a big black dog, this is a supercilious look wolf! tm不是一条大黑狗,这是一条白眼狼啊! Therefore, his is intimate with the big black dog plan, thorough malingering. 于是,他的亲近大黑狗计划,彻底的泡汤了。 Next morning, Qin Shubao and Qin Shujuan early got up, Qin Shubao's eye socket is a little just black, but is generally speaking energetic. Their large package slightly binds carried various types of worshipping goods to enter graveyard. 第二天一大早,秦叔宝和秦淑娟早早的起来了,只不过秦叔宝的眼圈有点黑,但是总的来说还算精神。他们两个大包小裹的拎着各种祭拜的物品进了墓园子。 Passing through the gate, sees Yu Huifei red robe, stands during the fog winds around, the summer of rainbow, in everywhere maple leaf, gently is cleaning the graveyard...... 一进门,就看到余会非一身红袍,站在云雾缭绕当中,彩虹之夏,漫天枫叶中,轻轻的打扫着墓园…… That broom is very gentle, as if sweeps is not graveyard, but strokes a beautiful young girl to be the same. 那扫把很轻柔,仿佛扫的不是墓园子,而是抚摸一个绝美少女一般。 At this moment, Yu Huifei gives two people not to feel like that Boss Yu that leads a bastard, but were baseless many several points of sacred color. 此时此刻,余会非给两人的感觉不像是那个带着点混蛋的余老板,而凭空多了几分神圣之色。 As if the eminent monk in temple, said the Daoist priest in courtyard, or was that Confucian scholar everyone in Sowonri. 仿佛是庙宇里的高僧,道庭里的道长,又或者是那书院里的儒生大家。 Yu Huifei does not seem to notice them, two people have not gone to disturb Yu Huifei, bringing the thing to walk toward the maple leaf forest deep place directly. 余会非似乎没注意到他们,两人也没去打扰余会非,带着东西径直往枫叶林深处走去。 Arrived the maple leaf forest , before two people arrived at a tombstone, burns fragrant, burns paper resembling money, kowtows to worship on bended knees...... 到了枫叶林里,两人来到了一块墓碑前,燃香、烧纸,磕头跪拜……
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