Ox-Headpoints atHowling Celestial Dog on tree saying: „Thisdead dogtoomotherfuckinggrandson, youmadehimtake the bone, heheld in the mouthis running to keep everything for oneself.”牛头指着树上的哮天犬道:“这死狗太tm孙子了,你让他去拿骨头,他叼着就跑想吃独食。”Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „That seemed like heldbyyou, finallyhehas not eaten.”余会非笑道:“那看来是被你们抓住了,结果他没吃上喽。”
It looks like inYu Huifei, Howling Celestial Dogis holding in the mouth the iron platewith the mouth, starts to walkfourlegsto run, so long ascannot stop, absolutelydoes not have the opportunityto eat the meat. Now the groundis the boneclub, obviouslyis the fateis miserable.
在余会非看来,哮天犬用嘴叼着铁盆,迈开四条腿跑,只要停不下来,根本就没机会吃到肉。现在地上都是骨头棒子,显然是下场凄凉。FinallyHorse-Faceshakes the head, say/way that incomparablygoes wild: „Is we have not eaten, thisgoods...... thisgoodscantwolegsstandto rununexpectedly, thief of alsorunningis quick! Eatswhileruns, but also is throwing the bonetous...... the paternal grandmotherleg, hetoohappilyfellin the pit, wecould not holdhim.”
结果马面摇头,无比抓狂的道:“是我们没吃上,这货……这货竟然能两条腿站起来跑,跑的还贼快!一边吃一边跑,还对着我们丢骨头……奶奶腿的,要不是他太得意掉坑里了,我们都抓不住他。”Yu Huifeionehear, immediatelyspeechless......余会非一听,顿时一阵无语……In the braincrammed ferociously a picture, Ox-HeadHorse-Facepursuedinbehind, the frontbigblack dogpersonstood, dashed about wildlyto gogenerally, a clawgrabbed the iron plate, what a clawgrabbed the boneto gnaw was greedy. Gnawedincomparablyinexpensivelyalsothenthrew the bone, simultaneouslybellowed: „Looks at the hidden weapon!”
脑子里恶补了一个画面,牛头马面在后面追,前面一条大黑狗人立而起,如同人一般狂奔而去,一只爪子抓着铁盆,一只爪子抓着骨头啃的是满嘴流油。啃完了还无比贱的回头丢骨头,同时大吼一声:“看暗器!”Then the under footsank, fallsin the pit.
然后脚下一沉,掉坑里了。Yu Huifeiraises headto lookHowling Celestial Dog that on the treeswingssaid: „Yousaid that you...... a daywere not hit, are youwhole bodyskinitch?”余会非仰头看着树上荡秋千的哮天犬道:“你说说你……一天不被打,你是全身皮痒么?”Howling Celestial Dogtwoturnwhite......哮天犬两眼翻白……Yu Huifeireallydoes not have the meansregardingthisdead dog, althoughwantsto makehimflutteroneinthisin the evening, butalsowantsthisdogto go to the front courtyardto work as the spy, thereforeasked a sentimentto putwithOx-HeadHorse-Facehimforhim.余会非对于这死狗实在是没办法,虽然很想让他在这飘荡一晚上,但是还要这狗去前院当间谍呢,所以还是替他跟牛头马面求了个情将他放了。
After the bigblack doggets down, flings the tail, raises head saying: „Has a pit, youtwo? Againlongtwolegs!”
大黑狗下来后,甩甩尾巴,一仰头道:“要不是有个坑,就你们两?再长两条腿吧!”Ox-Headonehear: „AiyaIhold, be not blockingme, looked that Ido not truncatehim!”牛头一听:“哎呀我操,别拦着我,看我不削他!”Bigblack dogonehear, hurried the runningfront courtyardto go, becauseheknows,Ox-Headdoes not dareto go to the front courtyard.
大黑狗一听,赶紧跑前院去了,因为他知道,牛头不敢去前院。Ox-Headseesthis, is the air/Qistraightstamps the feet......牛头见此,也是气的直跺脚……
The Yu Huifeiracket the shoulder of Ox-Headsaid: „Ok, whatvigor did youcallwith a dog?”余会非拍拍牛头的肩膀道:“行了,你跟一条狗叫什么劲啊?”„Little Yu, before eating meal, Inoticed that dogwent toyourroom, came out a facerefreshingappearance.”At this timeHorse-Facesaid.
“小鱼啊,吃饭之前我看到那条狗去你房间了,出来的时候一脸神清气爽的样子。”这时候马面说道。
The Yu Huifeihearttrembles, hurriesto run back the room, lifts the quilt, sees onlyon the mattressninecountryriverchartseal above, the key pointisabovealsohas a Gold Mountain!余会非心头一颤,赶紧跑回房间,掀开被子,只见褥子上一张九国河图印在上面,重点是上面还有一座黄金山!
The face of Yu Huifeiwas immediately black, roared: „Dead dog, mymotherfuckingkillsyou!”余会非的脸顿时就黑了,咆哮道:“死狗,我tm弄死你!”Howeverwas blockedmostfinally, becauseCui JuesaidtoYu Huifei: „Qin Shubaotheyhad the movement.”
不过最最终还是被拦下了,因为崔珏对余会非道:“秦叔宝他们有动作了。”Yu Huifeionehear, can only bear the anger, thenthrewthatmattresswith tears......余会非一听,只能忍住怒火,然后含着泪将那褥子扔了……At this moment, the front courtyard, Howling Celestial Dogliesin the courtyard, is slanting the eyeto look atpresentQin Shubao.
此时此刻,前院,哮天犬趴在院子里,斜着眼睛看着眼前的秦叔宝。InQin Shubaohandtakes the meat dumpling saying: „Does cleverdogdog, eat the steamed stuffed bun?”
秦叔宝手里拿着肉包子道:“乖狗狗,吃包子么?”Then, Qin ShubaothrewHowling Celestial Dogfrontground the steamed stuffed bun, Howling Celestial Doglooked downon a steamed stuffed bunwas moisteningearth, then a facedespisedlooks atQin Shubao.
说完,秦叔宝将包子扔到了哮天犬面前的地上,哮天犬低头看了一眼包子上沾着的土,然后一脸鄙夷的看着秦叔宝。Qin Shubaoobstinatelyby a dogdespisingblushed...... coughed: „Ortries the sausage?”
秦叔宝愣是被一条狗给鄙视的脸红了……干咳一声:“要不试试火腿肠?”Qin Shubaojustpulled out, Howling Celestial Doglookedthisreallyworks as the dogoneself, immediatelycould not bearthistypeto insult, set outto angrily roar: „Woof woof!”
秦叔宝刚掏出来,哮天犬一看这是真把自己当狗了,顿时受不了这种侮辱了,起身怒吼一声:“汪汪!”Qin Shubaohad a scare, the retreat, smiled bitterlyhastilyfinallywas returning to the room.
秦叔宝被吓了一跳,连忙后退,最终苦笑着回到了房间里。In the room, Qin Shujuansaid: „It seems likeyourmeansare not good.”
屋子里,秦淑娟道:“看来你的办法不行啊。”
„ It is not anxious, twodays of...... dogtype of thing, mustslowlywithanother placesentiment. So long asatemything, the sentimenthad.
“不急,还有两天的时间呢……狗这种东西,得慢慢的跟他处感情。只要吃了我一口东西,感情就有了。Qin Shubaodoes not lose heart, hebought the sauceboneto come back, finallythrewaround the Howling Celestial Dogsurface, thisdogstilldid not eat.
秦叔宝不死心,他又买了酱骨头回来,结果扔到哮天犬面前后,这狗依然不吃。Qin Shujuansaid: „Perhapshedoes not eat the ground the thing.”
秦淑娟道:“他也许不吃地上的东西。”Qin Shubaoknits the brows: „Should not, the Chinesecountrysidedogchickencleververy much, knowssince childhooddoes not eatin the thing on manpower and chopsticks, feared that injured accidentallyMasterto bring inoneto beat mercilessly. Properly speakingthrowson the ground, hewill eatis right.”
秦叔宝皱眉道:“不应该啊,中华田园犬鸡贼的很,从小就知道不吃人手里和筷子上的东西,怕误伤了主人引来一顿毒打。按理说扔在地上的,他才会吃才对。”Qin Shujuanshakes the head saying: „Is uncertain, yesterday eveningBoss Yuwithbasin.”
秦淑娟摇头道:“不一定,昨天晚上余老板就是用盆的。”Hearshere, Qin Shubaonods: „Iuse the handto feedhimto try.”
听到这里,秦叔宝点头:“那我用手喂他试试。”ThenQin Shubaotook the sauceboneto hand over: „Come, the cleverdogdog, eats the bone.”
然后秦叔宝拿着酱骨头递了过去:“来,乖狗狗,吃骨头喽。”Howling Celestial Dogthisraised the head, is impolite, does not extend the claw, opens moutheats!哮天犬这回抬起头来了,也不客气,也不伸爪子,张嘴就吃!Qin Shubaoseesthis, firstis a happiness, buthappydoes not get uplater. Thisdead dogSir, oneselfdoes not take the bone, butwantsQin Shubaoto take the boneto gnawtohim. Thatfeeling, seems likehimisdogretinue.
秦叔宝见此,先是一阵高兴,但是随后就高兴不起来了。这死狗十分大爷,自己不拿着骨头,而是要秦叔宝拿着骨头给他啃。那感觉,就好像他是狗仆从似的。Howevertotry to get close to Howling Celestial Dog, thisfellowalsoendured, boneone after anotherhands over, Howling Celestial Dogalsoall comes are welcome, eatennumbMaxiang.
不过为了和哮天犬套近乎,这家伙也忍了,一根又一根的骨头递过去,哮天犬也是来者不拒,吃的麻麻香。Afterwas feedingthreebones, Qin Shubaoprobesis putting out a handto touch the Howling Celestial Dogdog head.
连着喂了三根骨头后,秦叔宝试探着伸手去摸哮天犬的狗头。Resultdogbecomesnot recognizing one's familyto get upimmediately, raises headcalls: „Woof woof!”
结果这狗立刻变得六亲不认起来,仰头就叫:“汪汪!”FrightensQin Shubaohastilyto receiveto reach behind the back, resigned-lookinglooks atQin Shujuan saying: „Thisdog...... is really inaccessible.”
吓得秦叔宝连忙收回手去,一脸无奈的看着秦淑娟道:“这狗……还真难接近啊。”„Therefore...... youcontinueto try hard.”Qin Shujuansmiles, returned to the room.
“所以……你继续努力吧。”秦淑娟抿嘴一笑,回屋里去了。Qin Shubaocontinuesto try hard, a resultbagmeatbonedelivered, twolegs that hesquattedtingled with numbness, aching back, had a parched mouth, buttofinally, the dog head that the word of praisesaidcannot eventouchtoobstinately.
秦叔宝继续努力,结果一袋子肉骨头都送出去了,他蹲的两腿发麻、腰酸背疼,好话说的口干舌燥了,但是到最后,愣是连狗头都没能摸到一下。Finally, Qin Shubaolooks that presentHowling Celestial Dogsaid: „Ilongam so big, finallyunderstands that whatwas the meat dumplingbeats a dog.”
最终,秦叔宝看着眼前的哮天犬道:“我长这么大,终于明白什么叫肉包子打狗了。”Then, Qin Shubaosupported the ownwaist, in the staggeringreturningroom.
说完,秦叔宝撑着自己的腰,踉跄的回屋子里去了。HoweverQin Shubaoapparentlydoes not haveto give up, shortly, hecame out, in the handtakes the sausage, is teasingHowling Celestial Dog.
但是秦叔宝显然没有就这么放弃,没多久,他又出来了,手里拿着火腿肠,逗弄着哮天犬。Finally, Howling Celestial Dogdoes not respondhim!
结果,哮天犬根本不搭理他!Qin Shubaoprobed the most after evening, finallydrew a conclusion......
秦叔宝试探了大半个晚上后,终于得出了一个结论……Thismotherfuckingis not a bigblack dog, thisis a supercilious lookwolf!
这tm不是一条大黑狗,这是一条白眼狼啊!Therefore, hisis intimate with the bigblack dogplan, thoroughmalingering.
于是,他的亲近大黑狗计划,彻底的泡汤了。Next morning, Qin ShubaoandQin Shujuanearlygot up, Qin Shubao'seye socket is a little just black, butis generally speaking energetic. Theirlarge packageslightlybindscarriedvarioustypes of worshippinggoodsto entergraveyard.
第二天一大早,秦叔宝和秦淑娟早早的起来了,只不过秦叔宝的眼圈有点黑,但是总的来说还算精神。他们两个大包小裹的拎着各种祭拜的物品进了墓园子。Passing through the gate, seesYu Huifeired robe, standsduring the fogwinds around, the summer of rainbow, ineverywheremaple leaf, gentlyis cleaning the graveyard......
一进门,就看到余会非一身红袍,站在云雾缭绕当中,彩虹之夏,漫天枫叶中,轻轻的打扫着墓园……Thatbroomis very gentle, as ifsweepsis notgraveyard, butstrokes a beautifulyoung girlto be the same.
那扫把很轻柔,仿佛扫的不是墓园子,而是抚摸一个绝美少女一般。At this moment, Yu Huifeigivestwo peoplenot to feel likethatBoss Yu that leads a bastard, butwere baseless manyseveralpoints of sacredcolor.
此时此刻,余会非给两人的感觉不像是那个带着点混蛋的余老板,而凭空多了几分神圣之色。As if the eminent monk in temple, said the Daoist priest in courtyard, orwasthatConfucian scholareveryone in Sowonri.
仿佛是庙宇里的高僧,道庭里的道长,又或者是那书院里的儒生大家。Yu Huifeidoes not seem to noticethem, two peoplehave not goneto disturbYu Huifei, bringing the thingto walktoward the maple leafforestdeep placedirectly.余会非似乎没注意到他们,两人也没去打扰余会非,带着东西径直往枫叶林深处走去。Arrived the maple leafforest , before two peoplearrived at a tombstone, burnsfragrant, burns paper resembling money, kowtowsto worship on bended knees......
到了枫叶林里,两人来到了一块墓碑前,燃香、烧纸,磕头跪拜……
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