Ground Howling Celestial Dog has almost not borne jump to this woman palm of the hand, his solemn did Howling Celestial Dog reduce unexpectedly the situation of meat dog? His did not say that cooks the soup? 地上的哮天犬差点没忍住跳起来给这女人一巴掌,他堂堂哮天犬竟然沦落成肉狗的地步了？丫的咋不说炖汤呢？ Although he bore, but stared a Qin Shujuan ill-humoredly. 虽然他忍住了,不过还是没好气的瞪了一眼秦淑娟。 Qin Shujuan said startled: „Does this dog...... stare me?” 秦淑娟愕然道:“这狗……瞪我？” Qin Shubao said with a smile: „This is the Chinese countryside dog, this dog you also understands, the thief fine clever essence, intelligent is also normal.” 秦叔宝笑道:“这是中华田园犬,这种狗你也明白,贼精贼精的,有灵性也正常。” Qin Shujuan understands clearly: „Originally is the Chinese countryside dog, no wonder is not silly like foreign these dogs ingenuous and straightforward. Walked, I had the matter to tell you......” 秦淑娟了然:“原来是中华田园犬啊,难怪不像外国那些狗那么傻憨直。走了,我有事跟你说……” Then, two people turned around the room. 说完,两人转身进屋去了。 When two people walk, Howling Celestial Dog whiz fled two people entrance, then raised up a pair of ear, the placard starts to listen secretly in the gate. 等两人一走,哮天犬嗖的就窜到了两人的门口,然后竖起一对耳朵,帖在门上开始偷听。 Only listens to inside Qin Shujuan saying: „The thing that tomorrow holds a memorial service , did you prepare?” 只听里面秦淑娟道:“明天祭奠的东西,你准备好了么？” „Prepared, various fragrances, paper money and silver piece had.” Qin Shubao said. “准备好了,各种香、纸钱、元宝都有。”秦叔宝道。 Qin Shujuan sighed: „Looking was so long, hopes that this time has not found fault.” 秦淑娟叹了口气道:“找了这么久,希望这次没找错吧。” „Should, we investigate mistakenly was so long, only then this team most looked like in the past grandfather's that.” Qin Shubao said. “应该错不了,我们调查了这么久,只有这支队伍最像当年爷爷的那支。”秦叔宝道。 Then two people started to chat the daily family activity...... 然后两人就开始聊起了家常…… When two people chatted, Qin Shubao opened the door toward leaving walks...... 等两人聊完了,秦叔宝打开门往出一走的时候…… „Aiya......” “哎呀……” Qin Shubao only thought that under the foot by what thing stumbling, almost no somersault fell on the ground. Lowers the head looked, sees only that big black dog to lie on the ground, the saliva class/flow old length of resting...... 秦叔宝只觉得脚底下被什么玩意给绊了一下,差点没一个跟头摔在地上。低头一看,只见那大黑狗趴在地上,睡的口水都流的老长了…… A Qin Shubao speechless say/way: „How did this dog rest here?” 秦叔宝一阵无语的道:“这狗怎么睡这儿了？” Qin Shujuan looks at Howling Celestial Dog saying: „This is a trouble, must locate to relate is good. Otherwise feared that meets the misdemeanor!” 秦淑娟看着哮天犬道:“这是个麻烦,得处好关系才行。否则怕是会坏事！” Qin Shubao said with a smile: „Relax, I in the home and abroad military compound, studied coped with the method of dog. This dog, I have 100 methods to make him law-abiding.” 秦叔宝笑道:“放心,我在国内外的军营里,学了很多对付狗的手段。这种狗,我有一百种方法让他安安分分的。” Qin Shujuan this felt relieved. 秦淑娟这就放心了。 Qin Shubao went out to transfer, bought something, Yu Huifei shot a look at one, seemed like the meat dumpling and sausage, some sauce bones. 秦叔宝出去转了一圈,买了一些东西,余会非瞥了一眼,似乎是肉包子、火腿肠,还有一些酱骨头。 Dinner time, Qin Shubao incomparably earnest brought a bag meat bone to find Yu Huifei: „Does Boss Yu, eat in the evening together?” 晚饭的时候,秦叔宝无比殷切的带着一袋子肉骨头找到了余会非:“余老板,晚上一起吃吧？” Yu Huifei shot a look at one, my goodness that bag sauce bone high quality meat are many, looks that has the appetite. 余会非瞥了一眼,好家伙那一袋子酱骨头上肉不少,看着就十分有食欲。 Yu Huifei has not refused to nod saying: „Good.” 余会非没拒绝点头道:“好啊。” Then Yu Huifei brought Black and White Impermanence and Cui Jue to follow Qin Shubao, Qin Shujuan to build the table to eat in the front courtyard together. 然后余会非带着黑白无常、崔珏跟着秦叔宝、秦淑娟两人一起在前院架起了桌子吃了起来。 Backyard, Ox-Head Horse-Face again climbing a wall head secretly, one will have a look at the meat that on sauce bone Yu Huifei they eat, one will have a look at the big steamed bun in oneself...... to be sad from the heart immediately. 后院,牛头马面再次偷偷的爬墙头,一会看看余会非他们吃的酱骨头上的肉,一会又看看自己手里的大馒头……顿时悲从心来。 The two fellow entire life first times, regret not long face. 两个家伙生平第一次,后悔没长张人脸。 Yu Huifei they have not managed Ox-Head Horse-Face, several people are eating meal to chat. 余会非他们没管牛头马面,几个人吃着饭聊着天。 Qin Shubao is very talkative, can always have the topic to come. 秦叔宝十分健谈,总能带起话题来。 Cui Jue is not the fuel-efficient lamp, with his give-and-take, pours also lively. 崔珏也不是省油的灯,跟他有来有往,倒也热闹。 After eating met the food, Qin Shubao suddenly asks: „Howling Celestial Dog?” 吃了一会饭后,秦叔宝忽然问道:“哮天犬呢？” Yu Huifei then shouts one: „Dead dog!” 余会非回头大喊一声:“死狗！” Howling Celestial Dog fled from the backyard, two shining is staring at the meat on table, he waited quite a while! 哮天犬噌的就从后院窜了出来,两眼放光的盯着桌子上的肉,他都等半天了！ Yu Huifei moved moving toward the , the plan installed some meat bone anything to Howling Celestial Dog with the bowl, making him seize the chance to go to and Ox-Head Horse-Face the sauce bone anything's belt/bring to the backyard eats together. 余会非往边上挪了挪,本打算给哮天犬用碗装一些肉骨头啥的,让他趁机将酱骨头什么的带到后院去和牛头马面一起吃。 Finally Yu Huifei has not begun, a white and shiny bone flew, chirp fell in front of Howling Celestial Dog. 结果余会非还没动手呢,一根白花花的骨头飞了过去,啪叽一声摔在了哮天犬面前。 Then sees Qin Shubao say/way with a laugh: „Greatly black, eats quickly.” 然后就见秦叔宝笑呵呵的道:“大黑,快吃。” Yu Huifei sees this, corners of the mouth twitches, lowers the head to hurry to dig up to draw the food. 余会非见此,嘴角一阵抽搐,低着头赶紧扒拉饭。 Cui Jue and the others is a face is also strange, what is strangest is Black Impermanence, how because he thought that this name a little does have a collision with him? 崔珏等人也是一脸古怪,不过最古怪的还是黑无常,因为他怎么觉得这名字跟他有点撞车呢？ Let alone the Howling Celestial Dog expression, looks that in bone that the ground rolls, with claw Balla Balla, scolded one in a low voice: „Damn! A meat does not have! The dog gnaws is not so clean.” 哮天犬的表情就更别说了,看着在地上滚过来的骨头,用爪子巴拉巴拉,低声骂了一句:“操！一点肉都没有！狗啃的也没这么干净啊。” His sound is small, did not fear that was heard. 他的声音非常小,也不怕被人听到。 However looks at that goods the expression and mouth, Yu Huifei can guess that this goods are shouting'mother-fucker' absolutely! 不过看那货的表情和嘴型,余会非都能猜出来这货绝对在骂娘！ Howling Celestial Dog really will certainly not gnaw a light bone club, but was a palm of the hand pats that bone one side, a face disdained looks at Qin Shubao. 哮天犬当然不会真的啃一个光骨头棒子,而是一巴掌将那骨头拍到了一边,一脸不屑的看着秦叔宝。 Qin Shubao stares: „Doesn't he like eating the bone?” 秦叔宝一愣:“他不爱吃骨头？” Howling Celestial Dog heard this saying, eyeball starts to get angry, the heart said: „You like eating the bone, your entire family likes eating the bone! A meat does not have, I eat your paternal grandmother leg!” 哮天犬听到这话,眼珠子都开始冒火了,心说:“你才爱吃骨头,你全家都爱吃骨头！一丝肉都没有,我吃你奶奶个腿啊！” Yu Huifei hurries with a basin, the bone coming out half in front big basin, places the ground: „Takes away to gnaw, walks away, looks that your I cannot eat the food.” 余会非赶紧拿过一个盆来,将面前大盆里的骨头倒出来一半,放在地上:“拿去啃吧,走远点,看着你我吃不下去饭。” Howling Celestial Dog looked, the complexion was slightly good, runs over to hold in the mouth the big iron plate, turned around to run. 哮天犬一看,脸色略微好了一些,跑过来叼着大铁盆,转身就跑了。 Sees this, Qin Shubao speechless, the forced smile said: „Sentiment was I gives little, shut out.” 看到这一幕,秦叔宝一阵无语,苦笑道:“感情是我给少了,被嫌弃了。” Yu Huifei then said to Qin Shubao: „Best not to follow that dead dog are too near, this dog is coveting.” 余会非这才对秦叔宝道:“你最好别跟那死狗走太近,这狗贪着呢。” Qin Shubao actually non-stop, shakes the head to say with a smile: „My this life sexual affection dog, saw to unavoidably. Moreover I am good at teaching the dog very much......, although the mole cricket chicken is very very difficult to teach, but you could rest assured that before I walk, can become the good friend with him.” 秦叔宝却不停,摇头笑道:“我这人生性爱狗,看到了难免要逗逗的。而且我很擅长训狗的……虽然土狗鸡贼很难训,但是你放心,我走之前一定会和他成为好朋友的。” Yu Huifei hehe said with a smile: „That wished Mr. Qin the good luck.” 余会非呵呵一笑道:“那祝秦先生好运了。” Qin Shubao said: „Lucky...... was right, you give him so many sauce bones, he can eat?” 秦叔宝道:“都好运哈……对了,你给他那么多酱骨头,他能吃的了么？” Yu Huifei spoke thoughtlessly to make up wild stories said: „Continues his dog to eat, the backyard also has a horse and a cow.” 余会非随口胡诌道:“不止他一条狗吃,后院还有一匹马和一头牛呢。” „Does horse also eat the meat with the cow?” Qin Shujuan could not bear, asked. “马跟牛也吃肉？”秦淑娟忍不住了,反问道。 Yu Huifei righteous say/way: „Eats, possibly ate.” 余会非理直气壮的道:“吃,可能吃了。” After Qin Shujuan and Qin Shubao look one, thought that at present this Boss Yu can talk nonsense, not sincere. 秦淑娟和秦叔宝对望一眼后,都觉得眼前这余老板太能胡扯了,不实诚。 However Qin Shubao asked one: „The Boss Yu dog raises good......” 不过秦叔宝还是问了一句:“余老板狗养的好……” „Stops! Raises good that the dog raises!” Yu Huifei hurries to correct. “停！是养狗养的好！”余会非赶紧纠正。 Nearby Black and White Impermanence direct pū smiled...... 边上的黑白无常直接噗的一声笑了起来…… Qin Shubao is the face red say/way: „Slip in speech, slip in speech......” 秦叔宝则是老脸一红道:“口误,口误……” The backyard, Ox-Head Horse-Face smiles to turn directly in the place, said the retribution, making you say that we were the cow and horse! 后院,牛头马面直接笑翻在地,直呼报应,让你说我们是牛和马！ This! 该！ Get what one deserves! 活该！ Works as...... 哐当…… At this moment, the backyard front door place broadcasts the sound that closes, two people stare, then looks, the eye was immediately red! 就在这时,后院大门处传来关门的声音,两人一愣,回头看去,眼睛顿时就红了！ Sees only Howling Celestial Dog to hold in the mouth the preparation of big iron plate glaring to sneak off, this is must keep everything for oneself! 只见哮天犬叼着大铁盆贼溜溜的准备开溜儿呢,这是要吃独食啊！ Saw two people to discover him, Howling Celestial Dog took to one's heels to dash about wildly to go directly! 看到两人发现了他,哮天犬直接撒腿狂奔而去！ Two people, roar simultaneously lowly: „Dead dog, your does motherfucking dare to keep everything for oneself? I cooked you!” 两人,同时低吼:“死狗,你tm敢吃独食？我炖了你！” ...... …… The front courtyard, after Yu Huifei and the others ate a meeting, on powder. 前院,余会非等人吃了一会后,也就散了。 After all, the two sides person has the concern respectively, is really not in no mood to eat meal to talk nonsense. 毕竟,两边人各有心事,实在是没心情吃饭胡扯。 Yu Huifei was satiated with food and wine returned to the backyard, saw Howling Celestial Dog by Ox-Head and Horse-Face bunch with hanging of steamed rice dumpling on the tree trunk of old elm, as the wind swung. 余会非吃饱喝足了回到了后院,就看到哮天犬被牛头、马面捆的跟个粽子似的挂在老榆树的树干上,随着风荡秋千呢。 The ground, Ox-Head Horse-Face squats in that two red. 地上,牛头马面蹲在那两眼通红。 Yu Huifei asked: „What situation?” 余会非问道:“啥情况？”