„Little Yu, your grandfather what situation? How to pass away? A our how news?” The Yu Huifei mother opens mouth asked. “小鱼啊,你爷爷什么情况？怎么就过世了呢？我们怎么一点消息都没有？”余会非的老妈张嘴就问。 What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥？ Must tell her oneself old gentleman is Black and White Impermanence carries off? 难道要跟她说,自家老爷子是黑白无常带走的？ He was the busy dizzy, forgot that told them? 他则是忙晕乎了,忘记跟他们说了？ Before drank, Black and White Impermanence has also chatted his grandfather with him, said that his could be said as wants all the way completely the good fortune. 之前喝酒的时候,黑白无常也跟他聊过他爷爷,说他这一路上可以说是想尽了福气。 Other ghost walks, his saddle horse car(riage), that treatment with emperor southern tour. 别的鬼魂走路,他坐马车,那待遇就跟皇帝南巡似的。 Is landing time miserable, was clutched the ear to scold by an old woman, they were unable to continue watching. 就是下车的时候惨了点,被一个老太太揪着耳朵骂啊,他们都看不下去了。 Yu Huifei hears here time, actually the sad feeling does not have, instead smiled. 余会非听到这里的时候,竟然一点伤心的感觉都没有,反而笑了。 Originally the person dies is the sad matter, but listened to a Black and White Impermanence such saying, how did he have to plant the old gentleman to travel to take vacation, collects the feeling of wife? 本来人死是伤心的事情,但是听黑白无常这么一说,他怎么有种自家老爷子去旅游度假,汇老婆的感觉呢？ Thinks of here, Yu Huifei smiled. 想到这里,余会非又笑了。 „Do you also smile? Your grandfathers walked, do you also smile? Your slightly does not have the conscience......” Mother Yu one reproved Yu Huifei. “你还笑？你爷爷都走了,你还笑？你个小没良心的……”余妈一顿把余会非训斥。 What can Yu Huifei say? Only can endure. 余会非能说啥？只能忍着了。 Reproved, the Yu Huifei mother said: „I have discussed with your father, finds the time to pass to the old gentleman visits a grave. Right, when do you come back?” 训斥完了,余会非的老妈道:“我跟你老爸商量过了,找时间过去给老爷子上坟。对了,你啥时候回来？” Yu Huifei hears here, was big? 余会非听到这里,头都大了？ Going back, he now is red robe, one month on a day of false! Where does he return goes? 回去,他现在是红袍,一个月就一天假！他回哪去？ Moreover, his mother they come is not good, the human outside Ninth Floor moves in stays most for three days! 而且,他老妈他们来也不好住啊,九楼之外的人类入住最多住三天！ The Yu Huifei forced smile said: „Mother, my grandfather walks, signed me to Boss Li. I become here Graveyard Keeper now......” 余会非苦笑道:“老妈,我爷爷走的时候,把我签给李老板了。我现在成了这里的守墓人了……” Mother Yu one hear, screamed directly: „ What? 余妈一听,直接尖叫了起来:“什么？ That...... he...... I...... he walked, I really......! 那……他……我……他要不是走了,我真……哎呀！ Old Xu, you give to roll! Has a look good deed that your father does! ” 老徐,你给滚过来！看看你爹做的好事！” Then Yu Huifei hears that side one to be in chaotic situation...... 然后余会非就听到那边一阵鸡飞狗跳…… Meanwhile beats savagely the Father Yu sound along with Mother Yu, that feeling with martial arts world big piece. 同时伴随着余妈暴打余爸的声音,那感觉就跟武林大片似的。 Ended restless, Father Yu took the telephone, stuttered not too clever say/way: „Ok, your boy did well. The contract expire, hurried to roll. Moreover...... gives your grandfather focus paper and liquor, finds the time we to pass.” 闹腾完了,余爸接过电话,口吃不太伶俐的道:“行了,你小子好好干。合同到期了,赶紧滚回来。另外……多给你爷爷烧点纸和酒,找时间我们过去。” Yu Huifei complied. 余会非应了。 Then Mother Yu has snatched the telephone: „Irritated me...... the brat, you left are mad me again, was mad me again, I looked for your grandfather!” 然后余妈又抢过电话:“气死我了……臭小子,你别再气我了,再气我,我就去找你爷爷了！” Black Impermanence said immediately: „This I can do for somebody, guarantees the entire journey horse-drawn vehicles, on the road also manages the midnight snack!” 黑无常马上道:“这个我可以代劳,保证全程马车,路上还管夜宵！” „Go away!” “滚！” Yu Huifei kicked foot Black Impermanence, a Black Impermanence face depressed walked, he had not thought where oneself did speak incorrectly? Doesn't this fellow lead to invite? 余会非踢了一脚黑无常,黑无常一脸郁闷的走了,他没觉得自己哪里说错了啊？这家伙咋不领请呢？ Yu Huifei said: „Mother, am I possibly air/Qi you? Is right?” 余会非道:“老妈,我怎么可能气你呢？对不对？” A Mother Yu uh-huh sound said: „Calculates that you were conscientious, right, I looked for a partner to you.” 余妈嗯哼一声道:“算你有良心,对了,我给你找了个对象。” Yu Huifei stares: „What?” 余会非一愣:“啥？” Mother Yu said: „ Said accurately, is the blind date object. Her family/home is Kyoto, is very attractive, the family condition is also good. 余妈道:“准确的说,是相亲对象。她家是京都的,很漂亮,家庭条件也好。 Studies the fine arts...... my she made, then one side you saw. 学美术的……我个她约好了,回头你们见一面。 Does not permit to reject, I am angry now very much! ” 不准拒绝,我现在很生气！” Yu Huifei speechless, this fuck...... the sentimental front words are giving this to prepare the ground. 余会非一阵无语啊,这尼玛……感情前面的话是在给这句做铺垫呢。 The Yu Huifei forced smile said: „Mother, I graduates.” 余会非苦笑道:“老妈,我才毕业。” „ Right, she also almost graduates, just good. “对啊,她还差点毕业,刚刚好。 I told you, the university girl, can chat the sentiment with you, you and others she entered the society, after using all might, that discusses the life. 我告诉你啊,大学里的女孩子,跟你还能谈谈感情,你等她进了社会,摸爬滚打后,那就是谈生活了。 Discussed the sentiment, love affair, the romantic, looked pleasantness, can walk for a lifetime. 谈感情,风花雪月,浪漫,看的顺眼,就可以走一辈子了。 Discussed the life, the garage and deposit, marrying were unstable. 谈生活,车房、存款,结了婚还不稳定。 Therefore, I helped you choose the former, started as early as possible. 所以,我帮你选择了前者,趁早下手。 Right, mentioned also skillfully, the girl just drew from nature in Xiulin for these days. 对了,说来也巧,那丫头这几天刚好在秀林写生。 Do not come back, sees in that side directly! 你们也别回来了,直接在那边见吧！ My this gives that side to telephone to arrange, remembers that asked others to eat to select! 我这就给那边打电话安排啊,记得请人家吃点好的！ Other stingy! ” 别抠抠搜搜的！” Then, Mother Yu does not give the opportunity of Yu Huifei rejection, made the telephone call directly. 说完,余妈根本不给余会非拒绝的机会,直接就挂了电话了。 Yu Huifei thought immediately a head parade big such as fights, in the heart wails: „Old Lady, you do not make me dig out, do you give me actually money? I just left industry...... work to contribute money on the university, but also was flower. This you make me ask her to eat well with what?” 余会非顿时觉得脑袋一阵头大如斗啊,心中哀嚎:“老娘,你不让我抠搜,你倒是给我钱啊？我刚别业……就大学打工攒了点钱,还都花了。这你让我拿什么请她吃好的啊？” Nearby White Impermanence said: „You, if feels troublesome, I can help you carry off her.” 边上的白无常道:“你要是觉得麻烦,我可以帮你把她带走。” „Go away!” “滚！” Yu Huifei also kicked White Impermanence. 余会非将白无常也踢走了。 Although blind date is an issue, but, must face eventually. 虽然相亲是个问题,但是,终究是要面对的。 Yu Huifei ponders over, finally sighed: „ Mother, asks for money not to have money, wants anything to have no, the little girl who picks up. 余会非思前想后,最后叹息道:“妈的,要钱没钱,要啥没啥,泡个屁的妞啊。 Comes actual, can on the line, not be good good even. 来实际的吧,能行就行,不行就算了。 Young masters I at least also live open and candid! ” 小爷我至少也得活的光明磊落吧！” Shortly, Yu Huifei received the call of mother. 没多久,余会非又接到了老妈的电话。 „ Place subscribed, First Under Heaven Fish Hall, your Sister Wu that. “地方订好了,天下第一活鱼馆,你吴姐那。 I estimated that you also had no money, I transferred 1000 to you in the past. 我估计你也没啥钱了,我给你转一千过去。 Remembered, the point of contention air/Qi, takes to me her! ” 记住了,争点气,把她给我拿下！” Then, his mother made the telephone call, on the Yu Huifei WeChat were then many a great sum of money of sum of 1000 dollar! 说完,他老妈就挂了电话,然后余会非的微信上就多了一笔一千块钱的巨款！ Yu Huifei looks at the above money, grinned to smile: „ Cracks a joke, so much money, I asked one not to meet, did the things have not even begun to take shape no sign of success yet woman eat meal? 余会非看着上面的钱,咧咧嘴笑了:“开什么玩笑,这么多钱,我请一个没见过面,八字没一撇的女人吃饭？ My does oneself buy the meat, the brothers drinks a liquor he is not fragrant? ” 我自己买点肉,兄弟们喝点酒他不香么？” Although the mouth is saying, but has a look at the time, sees that girl. 嘴里虽然这么说着,不过看看时间,还是得去见见那女孩。 Otherwise words that he goes home, most likely (80%) by his mother father mixed doubles...... 否则他回家的话,八成会被他老妈老爸混合双打…… Yu Huifei has not put on red robe to go out, but changed common clothes, jeans matching woolen sweater and coat. 余会非没有穿红袍子出去,而是换了一身寻常的衣服,牛仔裤搭配毛衣和外套。 Finally exchanges, goes out, red robe appeared on him. 结果才换上,一出门,红袍子就出现在他身上了。 This lets his headache, this red robe as if could not trade...... 这着实让他一阵头疼,这红袍子似乎换不下去了…… At this time big eyeball said: „This gown can establish, can hide. You wear other clothes, he will not demonstrate, but most hidden two double-hour, is four hours.” 这时候大眼珠子道:“这袍子能设置的,可以隐藏。你穿别的衣服,他就不会显示出来了,不过最多隐藏两个时辰,也就是四个小时。” According to the view of big eyeball, Yu Huifei is thinking the hidden in the brain, really red robe child hid. 按照大眼珠子的说法,余会非在脑子里想着隐藏,果然红袍子隐藏了起来。 Yu Huifei then feels relieved went out, otherwise puts on big red robe to go to blind date, it is estimated that without opening the mouth by person, when mental disorder. 余会非这才放心的出门了,要不然穿一身大红袍去相亲,估计没开口就被人当精神病了。 Goes out, then stubbornly, so as to avoid the bystander who the front door closes goes. 出了门,回头把大门关的死死的,免得外人进去。 Bridges over the stone arch bridge, walks on the Xiulin street, looks pedestrian who are gradually many, Yu Huifei is a little absent-minded...... 跨过石拱桥,走在秀林街上,看着逐渐多起来的行人,余会非有点恍惚…… Several days ago, he is just left industry the student, in the family/home lives in Ox-Head Horse-Face in an instant, Black and White Impermanence and hell Judge. 就在几天前,他还是个刚别业的学生,一转眼家里住着牛头马面,黑白无常、地府判官。 He wants to change the signboard now, changes to the hell office. 他现在都想把牌匾改了,改成地府办事处。 He felt that oneself this is more complete than King of Hell that manpower, can definitely take over control of living of opposite party. 他感觉自己这比阎王那的人手还齐全,完全可以接管对方的活了。 Does not know the living outsourcing of King of Hell not. 就是不知道阎王的活外包不。 Although Xiulin is not big, but First Under Heaven Fish Hall is actually a big signboard. 虽然秀林不大,但是天下第一活鱼馆却是一个大招牌。 The boss in fresh fish hall is surnamed Wu, it is said the ancestor is the chef family background, then emperors who fresh fish is thumped the table and shouted praise. 活鱼馆的老板姓吴,据说祖上是御厨出身,一手活鱼做的当时皇帝都拍案叫绝。 ps: Sought the collection, asked the recommendation ticket , asked to hit to enjoy! 30 days of even/including achievements prod to achieve shortly, without speed of investment! ps:求收藏,求推荐票,,求打赏！眼看着30天连更成就激将达成,没投资的速度啦！