He thought that oneself enough two, stupid at present this young girl...... also is really...... moe. 他觉得自己就够二了,眼前这少女……还真是……蠢萌的可以啊。 Returns Rabbit Spirit, the timber wolf, the small black bear, the small mouse and small anthosin...... he did not say that oneself is Daoist Immortal? 还兔子精,大灰狼、小狗熊、小耗子、小花精……他咋不说自己是神仙呢？ mmp! mmp的！ However a young girl such saying, Yu Huifei also knows, the opposite party has not recognized oneself. 不过少女这么一说,余会非也知道,对方没认出自己来。 Thinks is also, they stand in the dark corner, the flame cannot illuminate, can see that an outline and clothes color were good. 想想也是,他们站在黑暗的角落里,火光照不过来,能看到个轮廓和衣服颜色就不错了。 Possibly how to look is too clear? 怎么可能看的太清楚？ Yu Huifei gets a sudden inspiration, diligently said with the hoarse sound: „Demon soldiers pass by the road, yield the way!” 余会非灵机一动,努力的用沙哑的声音道:“阴兵过路,让道！” Hears this saying, Liu Xin such as brings forth the pardon to be the same, a nod: „Good!” 听到这话,柳歆如逢大赦一般,一点头:“好嘞！” Then, turns around on the greeting people, hurries! 说完,转身就招呼众人,赶紧走！ Therefore one crowd of person things do not want, anything does not take, hurries to run away. 于是一群人东西也不要了,什么都不拿了,赶紧撒腿就跑。 Suddenly, five fellows who are known as various Little Monster Spirit all ran not to have the shadow...... 眨眼间,五个号称各种小妖精的家伙全跑没影了…… Ox-Head cannot bear whisper: „That does Rabbit Spirit, run unexpectedly one flower? Stupid rabbit!” 牛头忍不住嘀咕道:“那兔子精,竟然跑不过一朵花？蠢兔子！” Yu Huifei white his eyes, said: „You are stupid, that motherfucking is individual! A belt/bring hat you think that he was the rabbit? Dregs!” 余会非白了他一眼,道:“你才蠢,那tm是个人！带个帽子你就以为他是兔子了？渣！” Cui Jue said: „Little Yu, now what to do?” 崔珏道:“小鱼,现在怎么办？” Yu Huifei is pointing at the bamboo basket quirk: „Extinguished, extinguished...... the big autumn, dry an parched, these fellows unexpectedly in this ignition? The heart is also enough big. Hurried to extinguish!” 余会非指着篝火道:“灭了,灭了……大秋天的,天干物燥,这些家伙竟然在这点火？心也是够大的了。赶紧灭了！” Cī...... 呲…… The water column fell at the fire of high-piled firewood together, the flame was instantaneously smaller. 一道水柱落在了火堆上,火焰瞬间就小了许多。 Yu Huifei looked that water column end is Horse-Face raises the fellow to urinate in that impressively! 余会非一看,那水柱子尽头赫然是马面提着家伙在那撒尿呢！ Horse-Face as if knows that the oneself water volume is insufficient, calls Ox-Head and Yu Huifei said: „Little Yu, Brother Ox, hurries, urinates together. Otherwise does not blow it!” 马面似乎知道自己水量不够,招呼牛头和余会非道:“小鱼,牛哥,赶紧过来,一起尿。否则镇不住它啊！” Yu Huifei is just about to scold, Ox-Head took off the pants directly, scoffed! 余会非正要开骂,牛头直接脱了裤子,嗤的一声！ That opened sluice gate with the fire hydrant! 那就跟消防栓开了闸门似的！ A water column spurts at the fire of high-piled firewood, the fire of high-piled firewood blasted out directly, the small flame extinguished instantaneously! sparks/Mars child everywhere flies! 一股水柱喷在火堆上,火堆直接炸开了,小火苗瞬间就灭了！火星子漫天飞啊！ Yu Huifei several flame planetesimal that hurry to collapse step on extinguished, with earth-pressure sincere. 余会非赶紧将崩开的几个小火星子踩灭了,用土压实诚了。 Horse-Face takes undeserved credit asking Yu Huifei: „Little Yu? What's wrong? Is brothers' fire fighting equipment firepower good?” 马面邀功似的问余会非:“小鱼？咋样？兄弟们的灭火装备火力还行吧？” Yu Huifei shot a look at everyone of these two goods saying: „Hurries to take the pants, the paternal grandmother leg, don't you feel disgraced?” 余会非瞥了一眼这两货的大家伙道:“赶紧提上裤子,奶奶腿的,你们不觉得丢人么？” Horse-Face look pleased with oneself, incomparably favorite say/way: „Equips in a big way, disgraced what has? Is the men, small feels disgraced.” 马面摇头晃脑,无比得意的道:“装备大,有啥丢人的？都是男人,小的才觉得丢人。” Then Horse-Face and Ox-Head collective looked to the lower part of Yu Huifei...... 然后马面和牛头集体看向了余会非的下半身…… Ox-Head hehe: „Did Little Yu, take off the pants to compare?” 牛头嘿嘿都:“小鱼,脱了裤子比比？” „Go away!” “滚！” On the road of descending the mountain, Ox-Head and Horse-Face do not lose heart gathers round Yu Huifei to saunter, three two always raises compared with the matter of size. 下山的路上,牛头和马面不死心的围着余会非转悠,三句两句的总提比大小的事情。 Finally Yu Huifei is driven beyond the limits of forbearance roared: „You are not quiet, this month collectively poor evaluation!” 余会非最终忍无可忍的咆哮道:“你们再不消停,这个月集体差评！” Ox-Head Horse-Face shuts up immediately, carries the wood/blockhead pile, snort/hum the song is descending the mountain. 牛头马面立刻闭嘴了,扛着木头桩子,哼着小曲下山去了。 When two people walked, Yu Huifei looked at Cui Jue with a laugh, the heart said: „Boss Cui has the quality, not compared with size......” 等两人走了,余会非看了一眼笑呵呵的崔珏,心道:“还是崔老板有素质,不比大小……” Finally Cui Jue looked at Yu Huifei one, hehe said with a smile: „Do we compare?” 结果崔珏看了余会非一眼,呵呵笑道:“咱们比比？” „Rolls rolling!” “滚滚滚！” ...... …… Goes home, Yu Huifei does not manage, goes to bed to sleep directly. 回到了家,余会非就不管了,直接上床睡觉。 These fellows are the night owl, Yu Huifei is a proper big living person, in the evening sleeps the wave is he should do during the daytime. 那些家伙是夜猫子,余会非可是个正经的大活人,晚上睡觉白天浪才是他应该做的。 A sleep/felt wakes up, the Yu Huifei surprised discovery, oneself this small courtyard house actually had some subtle changes. Yu Huifei also said no that on has the big change specifically, was in that this corner were many a woodcarving Pictures and text, on that upturned eave were many a beast to carve anything...... 一觉醒来,余会非惊讶的发现,自己这小四合院竟然发生了一些微妙的变化。余会非也说不上具体有多大的变化,就是那种这个角落里多了一点木雕图文,那个飞檐上多了一个兽雕什么的…… Although are not many, but the flavor of entire courtyard has changed. 虽然不多,但是整个院子的韵味已经变了。 Before seemed like the small courtyard, now looks again, brings several points of mysterious color classical beautiful, even the feeling of a little small vicissitudes. 之前看起来就是农家小院,现在再看,却带着几分神秘色彩的古典美,甚至还有那么一点小沧桑的感觉。 At this time Cui Jue walked, say/way with a laugh: „ Time was too short, changes without enough time greatly, embellished simply. 这时候崔珏走来了,笑呵呵的道:“时间太短了,来不及大改,就简单的点缀了一下。 Wood/Blockhead also many surplus, I incite slowly...... ” 木头还有很多剩余,我慢慢鼓捣……” Yu Huifei said submissively: „ Mister do not say, your is very powerful. 余会非拱手道:“先生别这么说,你这已经很强大了。 The feeling of entire courtyard, how completely different...... did you achieve? 整个院子的感觉,完全不一样了……你是怎么做到的？ Why, these things alone seem like, is actually very also ordinary, but puts together...... that feeling...... ” 为啥,那些东西单独看起来,其实也挺平常的,但是放到一起……那感觉……” Cui Jue said: „ I am hell Judge, understands 12 some Way of Formation slightly. 崔珏道:“我是地府判官,对于一些阵法之道还是略微了解一二的。 secular world, no spiritual energy, that old tree, although had the year, because was the deadwood, spiritual energy also dispersed. 只是凡间,没什么灵气,那老树虽然有年头了,但是因为是枯枝,灵气也散了。 This strategy places in this courtyard, actually many functions are mysterious. 这阵法放在这院子里,其实更多的作用就是故弄玄虚。 Make people think mysterious, actually has no big using. ” 让人觉得玄乎,其实没啥大用。” Yu Huifei knows, this strategy attains Immortal Realm to go, puts the spiritual energy abundant place, definitely has big using. 余会非知道,这阵法拿到仙界去,放到灵气充沛的地方,肯定有大用。 But to this place , can only flicker the flickering person...... 只不过到了这地方,也就只能忽悠忽悠人了…… Even so, Yu Huifei also satisfied, but asked one curiously: „Yesterday Ox-Head they said that saw Rabbit Spirit, although that is not Rabbit Spirit, is individual. However they actually believed that in this world also had monster to be inadequate?” 纵然如此,余会非也满足了,不过还是好奇的问了一句:“昨天牛头他们说看到了兔子精,虽然那不是兔子精,是个人。但是他们竟然信了,难道这个世界上还有妖怪不成？” Cui Jue shakes the head saying: monster that „ where comes...... spiritual energy is so thin, even after the life dies the soul unable to treat, immediately must go to the hell to be good. 崔珏摇头道:“哪来的妖怪……灵气这么稀薄,就算是生灵死后的灵魂都不能多待,立刻就要去地府才行。 This world, is lives Spirit World, the world that you know what is, what is actually. ” 这个世界,是活灵的世界,你认识的这个世界是什么样,其实就是什么样的。” Yu Huifei is slanting the eye to look at Cui Jue, the meaning is you are not in my cognition! 余会非斜着眼睛看着崔珏,意思是你可不是我认知里的啊！ Cui Jue awkward smiling: „We are the exceptions, is Heavenly Court in the exceptional organization of secular world only establishment.” 崔珏尴尬的笑笑:“咱们算是例外,也是天庭在凡间唯一设置的例外机构。” Yu Huifei hears this, felt relieved, does not need to be worried after oneself had the special gold/metal finger, next day came any superpower, superhuman and member anything causes trouble, wrecks the event. Also does not need to think daily saves the world, so long as managed well these criminals undergoing reform-through-labor safely on the line...... 余会非听到这,也就放心了,不用担心自己有了特殊的金手指后,隔天就来了一个什么超能力、超人、修士什么的来闹事,砸场子。也不用天天想着拯救世界,只要安心管好这些劳改犯就行了…… At this moment, Black Impermanence came out, complained: „Little Yu, can make other eats? On this day the day eats the greens, I defecate now am green.” 就在这时,黑无常出来了,抱怨道:“小鱼,能弄点别的吃的么？这天天吃生菜,我现在拉屎都是绿的。” Yu Huifei one hear, a helpless say/way: „This...... I try to find the solution again. Now really poor......” 余会非一听,一阵无奈的道:“这……我再想想办法吧。现在是真的穷啊……” Packed off Black Impermanence and Cui Jue, Yu Huifei hears the big backyard fire day after day...... 送走了黑无常和崔珏,余会非就听到大后院炮火连天…… Then listens to Horse-Face to shout: „Damn, fled thinly!” 然后就听马面嚷嚷着:“操,窜稀了！” Ox-Head follows saying: „Daily eats the greens, you can flee the thing to be good, my is the water......” 牛头跟着道:“天天吃生菜,你能窜出来东西就不错了,我这都是水……” Yu Huifei rubs the temples, he felt, own should find the way to make money firmly. 余会非揉揉太阳穴,他觉得,自己的确该想想办法赚钱了。 Turns on the cell phone, examines the situation in shop, what making Yu Huifei helpless is, although did not have Fatty Xu to disturb, even Fatty Xu oneself handled arrival and departure oneself, has made the app customer service delete poor evaluation. Even also helped Yu Huifei brush a high praise...... 打开手机,查看自家店铺的情况,让余会非无奈的是,虽然没有了徐胖子捣乱,甚至徐胖子自己接发自己,已经让app的客服把差评删了。甚至还帮余会非刷了点好评…… However Yu Huifei this shop, still no one asked about. 但是余会非这小店,依然没人问津。 At this moment, Yu Huifei cell phone sound. 就在这时,余会非的手机响了。 „Mother? Has the matter?” Yu Huifei worn out say/way. “老妈？有事么？”余会非有气无力的道。