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Obviously Sun Daxiang prestige in the village was prominent. 可见孙大香在村子里的威名有多显赫了。 Brother Gou doubt sees his wife to ask: Wife...... are you...... oneself? You determine sleep, doesn't repair me?” 狗哥狐疑的看着他老婆问道:“老婆……你……是本人吗?你确定是睡觉,不是修理我?” Sleeps! Again nonsense, really repaired you.” Sun Daxiang scolded. “睡觉!再废话,就真修理你了。”孙大香呵斥道。 Brother Gou one hear, smiled immediately, hurries to crawl in the bedding. Slowly then close to his wife, finally, the small hand could not bear slide...... 狗哥一听,顿时笑了,赶紧爬回被窝里。然后慢慢的靠近他老婆,最后,小手忍不住就滑了上去…… „Do you want dead?” Sun Daxiang cold snort/hum. “你想死么?”孙大香冷哼一声。 Brother Gou receives to reach behind the back like lightning. 狗哥闪电般收回手。 It seems like you really want dead.” Sun Daxiang eyeball stares with bronze bell! “看来你是真想死了。”孙大香眼珠子瞪的跟铜铃似的! Brother Gou brings the weeping voice saying: „Am I...... on or not on?” 狗哥带着哭腔道:“那我是……上还是不上呢?” Sun Daxiang snort/hum: „Did you say?” 孙大香哼了一声:“你说呢?” Brother Gou looks that the present grandson is greatly fragrant...... 狗哥看着眼前的孙大香…… Has saying that although Sun Daxiang height one meter eight, the battle efficiency is valiant, however long is not ugly. On the contrary, although she high, the facial features of whole person are quite however fine, although does not maintain, but is not rough. 不得不说,孙大香虽然身高一米八,战斗力彪悍,但是长的并不丑。相反,她虽然个头高,但是整个人的五官还是比较精致的,虽然不怎么保养,但是并不粗糙。 In addition was usually used to strongly, conquering desire that this can gang up with any man. 再加上平时强势惯了,这着实能勾搭起任何男人的征服欲望。 Finally, Brother Gou clenches teeth: Dies dies, on!” 最终,狗哥一咬牙:“死就死吧,上吧!” Brother Gou rushes...... 狗哥冲了上去…… Shortly, hummed resounds, spread over half street...... 没多久,一阵哼唱响起,传遍了半条街…… That flash, the dog of village raised up the ear. 那一瞬间,全村的狗都竖起了耳朵。 The old couples of Brother Gou next door could not fall asleep directly, whispered: Damn, Guo Butong that boy started the mop volume sea unexpectedly!” 狗哥隔壁家的老两口直接睡不着了,嘀咕道:“操,苟不同那小子竟然开始拖布卷大海了!” Toothpick brushes the water jar, isn't he tired?” “牙签刷水缸吧,他不累么?” „A year, this is the second time......” “一年了,这是第二次吧……” ...... …… One group of people were foul-mouthed, but rested finally. 一群人骂骂咧咧的,不过最终还是睡了。 Next day, Brother Gou wakes, looked at the time unexpectedly is around 10 : 00 am. 第二天,狗哥醒过来的时候,一看时间竟然已经是上午 10 点多了。 In his memory, the big cockerel has not called generally, after his wife will hurry to him the big cockerel hits to call, rolls to work. 他的记忆中,一般大公鸡没叫的时候,他老婆都会把他赶去把大公鸡打叫了后,滚去干活。 Today makes him sleep calm and steady unexpectedly, this...... was too unusual. 今天竟然让他睡了个安稳觉,这……太反常了。 At this moment, Sun Daxiang carried one bunch of firewoods to come, saw him to awake, white his eyes said: What takes a look at to take a look? Hurries to wash the face to eat meal, the food is hot.” 就在这时,孙大香扛着一捆柴禾进来了,看到他醒了,白了他一眼道:“瞅啥瞅?赶紧洗把脸吃饭去,饭还热着呢。” Brother Gou one hear, is moved to tears immediately, so many years, his wife unexpectedly so gentle to him, fuck, unprecedented! 狗哥一听,顿时热泪盈眶啊,这么多年了,他老婆竟然如此温柔的对他了,尼玛,破天荒啊! The Brother Gou running up to outhouse place speedily, saw that in the washbasin greatly is been booing fragrant by the grandson the hot water, the towel built in the washbasin. 狗哥一溜烟的跑到外屋地,就看到水盆里已经被孙大香倒好了热水,毛巾就搭在水盆上呢。 Brother Gou only thought immediately the oneself incomparable happiness, washes the face, ate a small basin stuffed dumpling. 狗哥顿时只觉得自己无比的幸福,洗了把脸,吃了一小盆饺子。 Brother Gou could not bear finally, asked Sun Daxiang: Wife...... were you? By seductress upper body? How became such gentle?” 狗哥终于忍不住了,问孙大香:“老婆……你这是咋了?被狐狸精上身了?咋变得这么温柔了呢?” Sun Daxiang stares eyeball, carries is burning the fire rake to visit him: What's wrong? Do you want to take a beating?” 孙大香一瞪眼珠子,拎着烧火棍看着他:“咋?你想挨顿揍?” Brother Gou waves hastily: Don't, no matter! I was...... your contrast was too big, I was a little scared.” 狗哥连忙挥手:“别别别,没有的事儿!我就是……你这反差太大了,我有点发毛。” Speaking of this, Brother Gou flips the cell phone hastily, seemingly several days later was Dairo's gala, he somewhat instigated. 说到这,狗哥连忙翻了翻手机,貌似再过几天就是大郎的祭日了,他真有点怂啊。 Sun Daxiang looks that his instigates the type, shakes the head saying: „ Before my Sun Daxiang, does not have the man, because that man is a dog, except for going out to bite, the person sees the person to scold outside, has no merit to speak of! Therefore I see hit! 孙大香看着他那怂样,摇头道:“我孙大香之前没男人,因为那个男人是条狗,除了出去咬人,人见人骂外,一无是处!所以我见到就打! However my family man did a matter of chapter of man yesterday. 但是我家男人昨天干了一回男人的事情。 This morning I go out, others looked that my look was different, I am comfortable, I am happy. ” 今天早上我出去,别人看我的眼神都不一样了,我舒坦,我开心。” Said that Sun Daxiang turned around. 说完孙大香转身走了。 Only leaves behind Brother Gou to stand in that face compels ignorant, long time, smiled, cried. 只留下狗哥站在那一脸的懵逼,良久,笑了,也哭了。 Finally he stands in front of the mirror, gave the oneself two palms of the hand, said: Damn! Before your motherfucking, is a dog! Later works as the person well.” 最后他站在镜子面前,给了自己两巴掌,道:“操!你tm以前就是一条狗啊!以后好好当人吧。” Then, Brother Gou turned around, did not need Sun Daxiang to hit with the stick for the first time, started to feed the chicken duck on own initiative. 说完,狗哥转身出去了,第一次不用孙大香用棍子打着,主动开始喂鸡鸭了。 Weather of this day, looks like in Brother Gou, real motherfucking is good! 这一天的天气,在狗哥看来,真tm好! ...... …… Strong winds have blown, is cloudy, Yu Huifei sneezes, whispers: This broken weather, it seems like must cloud over.” 一阵狂风吹过,乌云密布,余会非打了个喷嚏,嘀咕道:“这破天气,看来要变天啊。” Incomparable comfort that yesterday a night, Yu Huifei rested. 昨天一夜,余会非睡的无比的舒坦。 Early in the morning on getting up, washes the face, after eating gruel, prepares to clean the graveyard. 大早上的起来,洗洗脸,喝了一口粥后,就准备去打扫墓园了。 After the result walked two, Yu Huifei thinks suddenly, in his pocket is hot! 结果走了两步后,余会非忽然想起来,之前他口袋里曾经热过! However afterward bustled about to give to forget. 不过后来一阵忙乎给忘记了。 Hurries to pull out Three Realms Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief Token, sees only above to write several lines of characters, the eye of looked Yu Huifei was straight, later laughed wildly! 赶紧掏出三界劳改局局长令牌,只见上面写着几行字,看的余会非的眼睛都直了,随后狂笑了起来! Above sees only writes: „ Congratulates you, because helps many heroic deeds seek for the home to return, obtains two thousand Karmic Virtue rewards. 只见上面写着:“恭喜你,因为帮助许多英烈寻找归宿,获得两千功德奖励。 Congratulates you, because helps the good person clarify the misunderstanding, obtains hundred Karmic Virtue rewards. 恭喜你,因为帮助好人澄清误会,获得一百功德奖励。 Congratulates you, because saved the good person, punished the evil person, obtains 600 Karmic Virtue rewards. 恭喜你,因为拯救了好人,惩罚了恶人,获得六百的功德奖励。 Congratulates you, the jurisdiction rank promotion, is promoted for the orange rank jurisdiction, receives? ” 恭喜你,权限等级提升,晋级为橙色等级权限,是否领取?” The below two characters, are otherwise. 下面还有两个字,是和否。 Yu Huifei calculates, altogether is 2700 rewards, in addition he usually hits Karmic Virtue that the sweeping the graves garden earns earnestly, is more than 3000! Meets the request that three thousand Karmic Virtue were promoted completely. 余会非算了算,一共是两千七百的奖励,再加上他平时认真打扫墓园子赚取的功德,已经是三千多了!完全满足了三千功德晋级的要求。 Yu Huifei without delay, the direct selection is. 余会非二话不说,直接选择了是。 The next quarter, the ancestral tablet in Yu Huifei hand blooms the orange ray, then floated in the Yu Huifei top of the head, green luminous spots fell on the body of Yu Huifei. 下一刻,余会非手中的灵牌绽放出橙色的光芒,然后漂浮到了余会非的头顶上,一道道绿色的光点落在余会非的身上。 His red robe erupts the orange brilliance in an instant, is ordinary like the rosy-colored clouds at dawn, very attractive. 他的红袍刹那间爆发出橙色的光辉,如同朝霞一般,十分的漂亮。 Waits for the ray to diverge, Yu Huifei red robe changed. 等光芒散去,余会非红袍变了。 gown overall bottom color actually red, but were many some orange textures, these textures very close, outlined some designs of being unable to put things clearly, passing mystically is also very attractive. 袍子整体底色其实还是红色的,但是多了一些橙色的纹理,这些纹理十分的细密,勾勒出一些说不清道不明的图案,透着神秘也很漂亮。 However what is most important, this gown is clean! 不过最重要的是,这袍子非常干净! Not like former Lu Ya to Yu Huifei time, greasy and dirty, how to wash a little washes the unclean feeling. 再不像之前陆压余会非的时候,油腻腻、脏兮兮的,怎么洗都有点洗不干净的感觉了。 Congratulates Boss Yu, congratulates Boss Yu, Karmic Virtue adds the body, was promoted.” At this moment, heard Cui Jue and Ox-Head of Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence sound to come. “恭喜余老板,贺喜余老板,功德加身,晋级了。”就在这时,听到动静的崔珏牛头马面黑白无常都过来了。 Yu Huifei scratches the head saying: Do not put in order this *** I am strange.” 余会非挠挠头道:“你们别整这一***的我怪不好意思的。” Cui Jue shakes the head saying: This is not polite, you may know that what gown on you gown is?” 崔珏摇头道:“这可不是客气,你可知道你身上的这件袍子是什么袍子么?” Yu Huifei said: What gown?” 余会非道:“啥袍子?” Cui Jue said: If common gown, although also extraordinary, but will not have these textures. These textures are not ordinary traces, but is the Karmic Virtue mark! Person who it will only present in has Karmic Virtue...... this is a glory, is an approval of heaven, simultaneously your makings will also be affected, others saw your time to your subconscious are many some favorable impressions.” 崔珏道:“若是寻常的袍子,虽然也非凡品,但是却不会有这些纹理。这些纹理并非普通纹路,而是功德纹!它只会出现在身上有功德的人身上……这是一份荣耀,也是一份上天的认可,同时你的气质也会受到影响,别人看到你的时候会对你下意识的多一些好感。” Yu Huifei grins: I also think that my to become Saint was the ancestor directly, after all that time I was the misconception of good person? However can raise the own good sensitivity, good......” 余会非咧咧嘴道:“我还以为我直接成圣作祖了呢,闹了半天就是给人一种我是好人的错觉啊?不过能提升自己的好感度,也不错了……” At this time Howling Celestial Dog came out, is slanting a pair of dog eye, hehe said: Useful, this is secular world, whose motherfucking knew that this is the Karmic Virtue mark.” 这时候哮天犬出来了,斜着一双狗眼,呵呵道:“有个屁用,这是凡间,谁tm认识这是功德纹啊。”
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