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#112: Crisp ball! $ 1


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When people dispersed, Yu Huifei greeted Sister Wu to go to the home to sit. 等人们都散了,余会非招呼吴姐去家里坐坐。 However was rejected by Sister Wu: „ Ok, another day. I first lead my family younger sister to go back to scratch the apply medication externally, then sends her to the hospital. 不过被吴姐拒绝了:“算了,改天吧。我先带我家妹妹回去擦擦药,然后送她去医院。 Girl's body may precious as gold, if this leaves behind scabs anything...... 女孩子的身体可金贵着呢,这要是留下个伤疤什么的…… Later marries your brats, perhaps took off/escaped the clothes to be able you to frighten the sexual impotence. ” 以后嫁给你们这些兔崽子,没准一脱衣服能把你们吓阳痿了。” Hears this not proper words, Yu Huifei is also one speechless ......... 听到这不正经的话,余会非也是一阵无语……… permits Jiegeng is the elegant face is crimson. 许洁更是俏脸绯红。 However has saying that right that Sister Wu said! 不过不得不说,吴姐说的对! permits Jie looked to Yu Huifei, finally bowed to salute saying: Thanks...... thank you Boss Yu.” 许洁看向了余会非,最后躬身行礼道:“谢谢……谢谢你余老板。” Yu Huifei waves saying: Ok, the cell phone took well. Goes back, the password is......, I forgot......” 余会非挥挥手道:“行了,手机拿好。回去吧,密码是……呃,我忘了……” A Yu Huifei face awkward! 余会非一脸的尴尬啊! permits Jie shakes the head: Ok, since they regard as important these 20,000 dollars, gives them, is my final filial piety.” 许洁摇头:“算了,他们既然那么看重这两万块钱,就给他们吧,算是我最后的一份孝心吧。” After permits Jie said that suddenly grasped Yu Huifei. 许洁说完后,忽然抱住了余会非 Yu Huifei the whole body was stiff immediately...... 余会非顿时全身僵硬了…… This is the first time that his whole life hugged the girl! 这是他这辈子第一次抱女孩子! Said accurately, the first time had the girl to hug him. 准确的说,是第一次有女孩子这么抱他。 Although permits Jie is not specially attractive, but regarding the man, actually the woman worth looking is enough. 虽然许洁不是特别漂亮,但是对于男人来说,其实女人长得耐看就足够了。 But regarding young virgin, so long as is the hug that a woman gives, is a little ignorant...... 而对于小处男来说,只要是个女人给的拥抱,就有点懵…… Held Yu Huifei, permits Jie arrived in front of Guo Butong and the others, the hug of one by one the past, then bowed saying: Thanks the big brother.” 抱完了余会非,许洁又走到苟不同等人面前,一个个的拥抱了过去,然后鞠躬道:“谢谢大哥。” Finally went to the backyard, to Cui Jue and Black and White Impermanence is also 11 hugs, bows the expression of gratitude...... 最后去了后院,对崔珏黑白无常也是一一拥抱,鞠躬道谢…… Yu Huifei sees here, scratches say/way that the tip of the nose is a little a pity: „It is not alone one......” 余会非看到这里,擦擦鼻头有点可惜的道:“不是独一份啊……” Was jealous?” Sister Wu collected suddenly, the arm is hugging the neck of Yu Huifei, pressed him directly on her body, almost on pressure on that mountain. “吃醋了?”吴姐忽然凑了过来,胳膊勾着余会非的脖子,直接将他压在了她的身上,差点就压在那高山上了。 Yu Huifei is staring, whispers: Almost......” 余会非瞪着眼睛,嘀咕道:“就差一点……” That point do not think, your little thing...... also grew up unexpectedly. Now the ball is not good the say/way that started......” Sister Wu somewhat to regret. “那一点你就别想了,你这小东西……竟然也长大了。现在弹都不好下手了……”吴姐有些惋惜的道。 What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥? Only forced smile...... 唯独苦笑…… Finally permits Jie followed Sister Wu to walk, looks at two female backs, Yu Huifei sighs, the mouth, then looked to Brother Ping and the others, then big mouth one: Brothers, walk, drink!” 最终许洁跟着吴姐走了,看着两女的背影,余会非叹了口气,吧嗒吧嗒嘴,回头看向平哥等人,然后大嘴一咧:“兄弟们,走,喝酒去!” Yu Huifei thinks these people very happy should, then follows he to drink. 原本余会非以为这些人会十分高兴的应下,然后跟着他去喝酒呢。 What the result makes Yu Huifei stunned is, these fellow unexpectedly some interest is wanings looks at Yu Huifei, finally, including Brother Ping and Brother Gou, shakes the head to say in abundance: Boss Yu, today even.” 结果让余会非愕然的是,这些家伙竟然都有些意兴阑珊的看着余会非,最后,包括平哥狗哥在内,纷纷摇头道:“余老板,今天就算了吧。” Then everyone must walk. 然后大家就要走。 Yu Huifei said: „, Cannot make you run a fruitless errand one. Appearance money how many?” 余会非道:“诸位,不能让你们白跑一趟啊。出场费多少?” That then looked at Yu Huifei greatly baldly, splits big mouth to say with a smile: Boss Yu...... I compared with you old. However lived so many years, today the first time is some people bowed to me, hug, but also motherfucking me told that thanks!” 那大光头回头看了一眼余会非,裂开大嘴笑道:“余老板……我比你年长。但是活了这么多年,今天是第一次有人给我鞠躬,拥抱,还tm跟我说谢谢!” Brother Gou also said: I have felt, installs an unprincipled person to entrain specially, whom wants to bully to bully anyone, is very definitely crisp. However today...... I feel suddenly, works as a good person, probably is crisper. No wonder rather put on underpants outside superman must work as the hero, the understanding.” 狗哥也道:“我一直觉得,装个坏人特别拽,想欺负谁就欺负谁,肯定特别爽。但是今天……我忽然觉得,当个好人,好像更爽。难怪超人宁可把裤衩子穿外面都要当英雄,理解了。” Brother Ping said: Boss Yu, their I, no matter, I must today thank you. I found the own life direction suddenly, later works as a good person. Goes back that places well all sorts of our family/home, studies fruit tree anything...... peaceful is a farmer.” 平哥道:“余老板,他们的我不管,今天我得谢谢你了。我忽然找到了自己的人生方向了,以后当个好人吧。回去把我们家的那片地好好种种,研究研究果树啥的……安静的当个农民。” Boss Yu, we are also similar. This time was you helped us, we thank you also without enough time. As for the appearance money, that is the matter that black can do astringently, we are the good people, how can want that thing.” 余老板,我们也差不多。这次是你帮了我们,我们谢谢你还来不及呢。至于出场费,那是黑涩会才干的事,我们是好人,咋能要那东西呢。” A Yu Huifei dumbness, but pursues saying: Brothers sit the tractor to come, this charge for oil......” 余会非一阵无言,不过还是追上去道:“兄弟们坐拖拉机过来的,这油钱……” „Can diesel oil, how many money? Whom looks down upon?” The cart driver called out. “柴油的,能几个人钱?瞧不起谁呢?”车老板叫道。 Yu Huifei again speechless, but he blocked everyone finally, then ran up to the sales store entrance, one pounds the gate. 余会非再次一阵无语,不过最终他还是拦住了大家,然后一口气跑到了小卖部门口,一顿砸门。 Just the sales store boss also watched the fun, therefore has not rested. 刚刚小卖部老板也去看热闹了,所以没睡。 After opening the door, looks is Yu Huifei, said with a smile: „Does Little Yu, do?” 开开门后,一看是余会非,笑道:“小鱼啊,干啥啊?” Yu Huifei said: Comes to five China!” 余会非道:“来五条中华!” You are copy my family property to come? My these five......” boss put out five to give Yu Huifei with a laugh. “你这是来抄我家底来的吧?我就这五条了……”老板笑呵呵的拿出五条递给余会非 Yu Huifei after the past abandons 5000 dollars, turned around to charge into the tractor of Xiulin intersection, handed over the cigarette: Brothers, the appearance money do not give. However you sit the tractor far away, jumps enough uncomfortably dá dá, on the gone back road smokes, kills the next time.” 余会非拿过去后扔下五千块钱,转身就冲向了秀林街口的拖拉机,递上香烟:“兄弟们,出场费就不给了。不过你们大老远的坐拖拉机来的,一路蹦蹦哒哒的也够难受的了,回去的路上抽抽烟,打发下时间。” The people look at the five China in Yu Huifei to be happy immediately...... 众人看着余会非手里的五条中华顿时乐了…… Everyone this time has not rejected, but everyone went forward is only everyone took one, then say/way with a laugh: Sufficed, enough. Paternal grandmother leg, for a long time without pulling out this...... if really pulls out one package, the mouth pulled out held in the mouth, that later day has had no way.” 大家这次没拒绝,不过大家上前只是每人拿了一根,然后笑呵呵的道:“够了,一根够了。奶奶腿的,好久没抽这个了……真要是抽一包,嘴巴就抽叼了,那以后的日子就没法过了。” Then, Yu Huifei carries five to go, comes back, but also is carrying more than four. 就这样,余会非拎着五条去的,回来的时候,还拎着四条多呢。 Listened to the tractor sound that pit-a-pat is going, Yu Huifei to smile suddenly, raised head to look that the Heavens galaxy laughed saying: Damn! This motherfucking is the life! Crisp ball!” 只是听着那突突突而去的拖拉机声,余会非忽然笑了,仰头看着天上的星河大笑道:“操!这tm才是人生啊!爽球!” Soon, Brother Gou also arrived home. 不久之后,狗哥也到家了。 However this fellow a little does not dare to go back, planned Brother Ping lives in one in the evening, lies low until something blows over. 不过这家伙有点不敢回去,原本打算去平哥家住一晚上,避避风头的。 After all, greater part of the night and runs restless, late at night goes home, this must certainly have problems. 毕竟,大半夜的又跑出去闹腾,后半夜才回家,这肯定是要出问题的。 Where however does Brother Ping dare to give shelter to him? 不过平哥哪敢收留他啊? Trampled him directly. 直接将他踹了出来。 Now, Brother Gou is turning circle in the entrance back and forth, once for a while fronts the foot to have a look at own window. 如今,狗哥在大门口来回转着圈,时不时的垫着脚看看自家的窗户。 In window dark, looked his to terrify, always feels easily by a front surface brick, then a staggering blow...... 窗户里黑乎乎的,看的他瘆得慌,总觉得回去容易被迎面一板砖,回头一闷棍…… Thinks it over, finally after Brother Gou calculated the advantages, after the definite night non- home to return to fate is more miserable, this time clenched teeth the room. 思来想去,最终狗哥盘算了利弊后,确定夜不归宿下场更惨后,这次一咬牙进屋了。 The cautious opening door, then took off on the clothes the bed...... 小心翼翼的打开房门,然后脱了衣服上了炕…… Until lying down, some Brother Gou having a dream feelings, always the young married woman of ear match hunting dog actually does not have to give him a slap in the face. Scolded him not to have, Brother Gou was a little hurried...... 直到躺下,狗哥都有种做梦的感觉,一向耳朵赛猎狗的自家婆娘竟然没起来给他一耳刮子。就连骂他一句都没有,狗哥有点慌了…… Whispered: This cannot hear, won't faint?” 嘀咕道:“这都听不到,不会是背过气去了吧?” Brother Gou is speaking, gathered side oneself wife to search the breath. 狗哥说着话,就凑到了自家老婆身边想要探探鼻息。 Finally his wife opens the eyes suddenly! 结果他老婆猛然睁开双眼! I hold!” Brother Gou frightened to jump directly from the bed, then started running away at once! “我操!”狗哥吓得直接从炕上跳起来了,然后拔腿就跑! Halts to me!” Calls out, Brother Gou stands at attention instantaneously. “给我站住!”一声暴喝,狗哥瞬间立正。 Rolls to sleep!” Brother Gou wife Sun Daxiang ordered again...... “滚回来睡觉!”狗哥老婆孙大香再次下令…… Sun Daxiang is her given name, but Brother Gou manages her to call the grandson the elephant outside, regarding this, the villagers feel the incomparable image...... 孙大香是她的大名,不过狗哥在外面都管她叫孙大象,对此,村民们都觉得无比形象……
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