The live broadcastaudience who compelsignorantcontinuessuch, butalso many superdirtdirtyseniordriversresponded.
懵逼的直播观众不止那么一个,不过也有很多超级污污污的老司机反应过来了。JiangPengjilooks that the barragesomewhatlaughs, old-fashionedoldConfucian but who thatmasterLiubecome famous, to put it bluntlyis the extremeturtlewool.
姜芃姬看着弹幕有些发笑,那位夫子可是柳氏出了名的古板老儒,说白了就是极端龟毛。Thatelderly manmost tastefulformality, the sitting postureslightlya littleto should not be corrected, let alonesat with the legs out-stretchedbeforehim.
那位老人家最讲究礼节,坐姿稍稍有点儿不对就要被纠正,更别说在他面前箕坐了。Let alonewasthistime, evennearin the ancient times, whichbearchildtook off the pantsto stroll accompanied by pet birdeverywhere, hadn't been hitfat?
别说是这个时代了,就算是近古代,哪个熊孩子脱下裤子到处遛鸟,还不被胖打?Let alone, thatmale cousin'sageplacesthistime, has calculated the adult male.
更别说,那位堂兄的年纪放在这个时代,已经算成年男子了。【Sneaks acrossnon-earthly branch】: 2333Iunderstood, perhapsthatyoungmale studentbroke a meatless fastlast night, the anchorgood intentionmakeshimgo backto rest.
【偷渡非酋】:2333我明白了,那个小男生昨晚说不定开荤了,主播好心让他回去休息。Indeedbroke a meatless fast, butwith the object of hislove-makingis not a younger sister, butis the properman.
的确是开荤了,不过和他颠鸾倒凤的对象不是个妹子,而是正经的汉子。JiangPengjiis very sensitiveto the smell, thatmale cousinclose tohertime, shesmellson the opposite partyto have the smell of anotherperson, this degree ofsmellneedssome timeshort distancecontact, candyeheavily.
姜芃姬对气味十分敏感,那位堂兄靠近她的时候,她就嗅到对方身上有另一个人的气味,这种程度的气味需要一段时间的近距离接触,才能染得这么重。Unfortunately, before thissmellher, has smelled, is the young male servant who side the male cousinserveshimto study.
更加不巧,这个气味她之前嗅到过,就是堂兄身边伺候他读书的小厮。In addition, onhimalsohas the littleverypaleaura, the smallstrawberry that in additionon the neckthatsoncrops upquietly, some non-natures of walkingposture......, thismakesherhave tosigh with emotion, the ancientchild was really specialopening.
除此之外,他身上还有一点点十分淡的事后气息,加上脖子上那点儿悄悄冒出头的小草莓,走路姿势的些许不自然……啧啧,这让她不得不感慨,古代的小孩儿真是特么开放。【Does not haveday】: Iunderstood, thiscomplied withour partythose words- seniorbaseman, grasps23333from the baby
【无天】:我明白了,这就应了我党那句话-资深基佬,从小娃娃抓起23333Looks on the screen more and more dirtybarrage, alwaysyellow, violentJiangPengjismilesnot to speak.
看着屏幕上越来越污的弹幕,一向黄、暴的姜芃姬笑而不语。【Bringsmyartillery】: Hey, paying lip serviceworked as the jokestemto be good, butreallydid, the feelingwas quite disgusting.
【把我的炮拿来】:噫,嘴上说说就当玩笑梗好了,但是真的做,感觉好恶心。Regarding this, JiangPengji the attitude is very instead open, hertime, the same-sex marriageis legitimate.
对此,姜芃姬的态度反而十分开明,她所处的时代,同性婚姻都是合法的。【AnchorV】: The nauseais insufficientactually, thistimesworn bothersinsteadare an edifying anecdote, evenis the fashion. In the family/home the red flagnotbut actually, outsidecolored flagsimultaneous/uniformPiao, leftsupports the concubine, righthugs the baseman, chatted the love affair, said the poems and songs, verycommonphenomenon.
【主播V】:恶心倒是不至于,这个时代契兄弟反而是一种美谈,甚至是时尚。正所谓家中红旗不倒,外头彩旗齐飘,左拥小妾,右搂基佬,谈谈风花雪月,说说诗词歌赋,很寻常的现象。JiangPengjihas searched for the memory of willow treeOrchid Pavilion, the currentsituationindeedisthis, the mantakeswhitegently and charminglyasthinbeautiful, putting onalsoeven moreis brightly magnificent, every daymustapply rouge and powerdid not say, the fellows of someodd, have evolvednot to fumigate with incenseapplyZhiwithout the situation that the facegoes out.
姜芃姬搜过柳兰亭的记忆,目前的情形的确是这样,男子以细白娇柔为美,穿着也越发华丽鲜艳,每天都要涂脂抹粉不说,有些怪癖的家伙,都已经演变成不熏香涂脂就无脸出门的地步。【Bringsmyartillery】: However the anchor...... youinthisworld, the agetomustget married, carefullywhat to do does the maledoingbasebecome the normal state...... not to shift the blame the person?
【把我的炮拿来】:但是主播……你在这个世界,年纪到了要嫁人啊,男的搞基成常态……不小心所嫁非人怎么办?
The modern agewith the wifemustawfully, but the good and evilcanabandon something as beyond redemption the choicedivorce, in the ancient timesdidn't have is so easywith the wife?
现代同妻多得要命,但好歹能破罐子破摔选择离婚,古代同妻就没有那么容易了吧?Is boredat heartagaindisgustingly , can only hold one's nosefor a lifetime.
心里再恶心腻味,也只能捏着鼻子过一辈子。JiangPengjihas not thoughtthisissueactually, becauseinhermind, simplydoes not have„marrying”thisconcept.
姜芃姬倒是没想过这个问题,因为在她脑海里,根本没有“嫁”这个概念。
Her eyeballrevolution, thinks how to deal withaudienceissue.
她眼珠子一转,想到如何应对观众这个问题。【AnchorV】: The menlive the gentle and charmingbeautiful appearanceagain, butto me, the sexis not right, mynatureinterestdoes not have.
【主播V】:男子生得再娇柔美貌,但对我来说,性别不对,我连性趣都没有。Allsilent......
全体静默……Then the nextsecond, the backstageprompts the audience【Lilymatchhigh】Hitsto enjoy520sentimentwill of the people.
然后下一秒,后台提示观众【百合赛高】打赏520颗情人心。
The sentimentwill of the people are same as the price of candy cane, but the latteris the pinkaffectionsymbol.
情人心和棒棒糖的价格一样,不过后者是粉色爱心标志。【Sneaks acrossnon-earthly branch】: Prosperousabsent-minded, Ilike such straightforwardandsavageanchor.
【偷渡非酋】:红红火火恍恍惚惚,我就是喜欢这么耿直又凶残的主播。
The backstageprompts the audience【Sneaks acrossnon-earthly branch】Hitsto enjoy520sentimentwill of the people.
后台提示观众【偷渡非酋】打赏520颗情人心。Looks that followsgeneralhittingto enjoy, mostlyis the sentimentwill of the peopleor the candy cane, directlysystem promptsubmerging.
看着跟风一般的打赏,大多都是情人心或者棒棒糖,直接将系统提示给淹没了。JiangPengji: „......”
姜芃姬:“……”Shenot onlyhad the ideologicalgeneration gapwith the ancient of high antiquity, withtheselooked that recent antiquitygeneration of human of live broadcastalsohad the generation gap, whatstampseemed likehernot to saytotheirsensitivity pointwordsa moment ago? Regardingthesehitsto enjoytime, sheiscompelsignorant.
她不仅跟远古时代的古人有思想代沟,跟这些看直播的近古代人类也有代沟,貌似她刚才没说什么戳到他们敏感点的话吧?对于这一次打赏,她本人是懵逼的。
The systemdepresses the innermost feelings the excitement, the darkstampJiangPengji does, „host, youseeright now?”
系统压下内心的激动,暗戳戳姜芃姬,“宿主,你这下子看到了吧?”JiangPengjiselects the eyebrow, askedin the innermost feelingssecretly, „whatsaw?”
姜芃姬挑眉,在内心暗问道,“看到什么?”„Hitting of audienceenjoys the moodto needto transfer, so long assomepeoplebeginat crucial moments, otheraudiencewill also followto hitto enjoy, moreoveractsnaturally......, therefore, youmustinviteme, whenyoursailors, occasionallycallsto enjoyyou?”
“观众的打赏情绪需要调动起来的,只要有人在关键时刻开了头,其他观众也会跟着打赏,而且出手大方……所以,你要不要聘请我当你的水军,偶尔给你打打赏?”
The systemsaidthissayingtime, JiangPengjicanimagineteasing that baselessbringssomeflatteringcompared with the face, is winkingtoher.
系统说这话的时候,姜芃姬都能凭空想象到一张带着些谄媚的逗比脸,对着她挤眉弄眼。JiangPengji a ticketdenial: „Exemptsdiscussed.”
姜芃姬一票否定:“免谈。”Systemthatcalledair/Qi, when can oneselfhosthave a determination of anchor?
系统那叫一个气啊,自家宿主什么时候能有一个主播的自觉?Thisisin very normalline the method, cannot say that uses deception, slightlyinvests the highreturn, howisn't willingto comply?
这都是很正常的行内手段诶,称不上弄虚作假,小投资高回报,怎么就不肯答应呢?
An anchor, is perfectexcept for the itselfstrength, needs the teamhypecoordination, otherwise, are theselocal tyrantsdifficultto be inadequateare the galeblow?
一个主播,除了本身实力过硬,也需要团队炒作配合,不然的话,那些土豪难不成是大风刮来的?Alsois not the sailorslocal tyrantsoffers a few ordinary introductory remarks so that others may offer their valuable ideas, rakes outtheseto have does the local tyrant who competes the heart, make the opposite partybe willingto pick pocketsstep by step?
还不是水军土豪抛砖引玉,勾出那些有攀比心的土豪,一步一步让对方肯掏腰包?With the systemtalked nonsense, JiangPengji who doubtfulis distractedwas caught the packageby the abovemaster.
正和系统扯淡的时候,疑似走神的姜芃姬被上头的夫子抓包。„That that willowXi, Iwill speaka moment agorepeats.”
“柳羲,将刚才我讲的那一段复述一遍。”
The masterare carrying a seriousface, ifchanges intousually, hehas gotten angryto reprimandto the student who like thiswas distracted, but the objectwasJiangPengji, somewere not cruel enoughactually, nowHejianmakes the repeated difficulties, wasn'ttwo days beforekidnappingseizes the personcase?
夫子端着一张严肃的脸,要是换成平时,他对这样走神的学生早就黑脸斥责了,不过对象是姜芃姬的话,倒是有些不忍心,如今河间闹得风风雨雨的,不就是前两日的绑架掳人案?JiangPengjisets out, a thinking, will open the mouthmaster'sbeforehandwordsto be not the least bit offto repeatslightly.
姜芃姬起身,稍微一思索,开口将夫子之前的话丝毫不差地复述出来。
The mastertwist the beard, under the heartis satisfying, on the mouthaskedleisurely, „that whatview can youhaveregarding this?”
夫子捻着胡须,心下满意,嘴上悠悠问道,“那么,你对此可有什么看法?”Somepeoplecanendorseinborn, for exampleJiangPengji, the truephotographic memory, the power of observationisastonishing, however the backspeaksa few words is not equal to that canunderstandthatsegmentwordscontent.
有些人天生能背书,例如姜芃姬,真正的过目不忘,观察力更是惊人,然而背会一段话不等于能理解那段话的内容。Howeverconsidering the status in willow treeOrchid Pavilion, others has the anticipationtowillowSheWeiyison of first wifevery much.
不过鉴于柳兰亭的身份,旁人对柳佘唯一嫡子还是很有期待的。Thatarticle that the masterspokea moment agoiswhennext has the reputationprofound scholarto write, the contentalsocalculatessomewhat the clothing material, withlove affairirrelevant, the subjectpoints to the hidden danger of easternKyong Puksurfaceborder area- northern borderthreeclans, wins overconciliation, is the attackdeterrent?
夫子刚才讲的那篇文章是当下一位颇有名声的大儒写的,内容还算有几分料子,和风花雪月无关,主题直指东庆北面边疆的隐患-北疆三族,到底是拉拢怀柔,还是打击威慑?
The profound scholarsthought that the northern borderthreeclansandeastcelebrateto contend for manyyears, both sidesare the lossare serious, eastcelebrates the borderispeople have no means to make a living, the personwearyhorseFa, currentlythreeclansovereigncourtyardshave the meaning of peace talks, suggested the favored daughterto marryintoeastto celebrate the kneeunderrepeatedly, whydidn't push the boat along?
大儒觉得北疆三族和东庆抗衡多年,双方都是损失惨重,东庆边境更是民不聊生,人疲马乏,目前三族皇庭已经有和谈之意,多次暗示将膝下爱女嫁入东庆,为何不顺水推舟?Eastcelebrates, ifaccepts the peace talks, both sidescease all activitiestemporarily, cultivatesto liveto rest upwell?
东庆如果接受和谈,双方暂时偃旗息鼓,好好修生养息一番?However, negotiatedthismatter, foreveronly thenprojected on the conference table the opponent, canoccupyabsolutely the initiative.
然而,谈判这种事情,永远只有把对手打到谈判桌,才能占据绝对主动权。„Myclan, hisheartcannotdifferent. Will the northern borderthreeclanwild ambitions, howbe worn downbypetty favorslookedwildly?”Has not made a victory and loss, the peace talkshas an eggto use, JiangPengji the faint smile, the expressionenunciatedclearly, „eastcelebratesnow and northern borderthreeclansrefuses to compromisein the border, severalyears, both sideshave the victory and lossmutually, eastcelebratedforhad not fallenleeward. At this timeif the taking advantage of opportunitypeace talks, the officers of thesesacrificesshouldfeel sad? Thisis the plan of one after next, benefits the enemyto damageoneself, butthatprofound scholarspoke frankly the peace talks, hisheartmayexecute.”
“非我族类,其心必异。北疆三族狼子野心,岂会被小恩小惠消磨了野望?”没有打出个输赢,和谈有个蛋用,姜芃姬似笑非笑,言辞吐字清晰,“东庆如今与北疆三族在边境僵持不下,已有数年,双方互有输赢,东庆也为未曾落了下风。此时若是顺势和谈,那些牺牲的将士该情何以堪?此乃下下之策,利敌损己而已,而那位却大儒直言和谈,其心可诛。”
The masteralsocalculate the gentlefacewas instantaneously stiff, hehas not thought that sinceJiangPengjireallyhas the courageto spurt the profound scholardirectly!
夫子原本还算柔和的脸瞬间僵了,他怎么也没想到,姜芃姬既然真的有胆子直接喷大儒啊!Otherstudents are also a tumult, theywere also discussingthisarticlea moment ago, butisstates viewstactfully, the attitudeis ambiguous, is not partial to the main action, is not partial to the peace talks, hasvariousreasonsrespectively, withoutwhomdaresto open the mouthonfirmstandoneschool.
其他学生也是一阵骚动,他们刚才也在谈论这篇文章,但都是委婉地各抒己见,态度模棱两可,不偏向主战,也不偏向和谈,各有各的理由,没谁敢一开口就坚定站其中一派。
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