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#38: Probably is because the sex is not right


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The live broadcast audience who compels ignorant continues such, but also many super dirt dirty senior drivers responded. 懵逼的直播观众不止那么一个,不过也有很多超级污污污的老司机反应过来了。 Jiang Pengji looks that the barrage somewhat laughs, old-fashioned old Confucian but who that master Liu become famous, to put it bluntly is the extreme turtle wool. 姜芃姬看着弹幕有些发笑,那位夫子可是柳氏出了名的古板老儒,说白了就是极端龟毛。 That elderly man most tasteful formality, the sitting posture slightly a little to should not be corrected, let alone sat with the legs out-stretched before him. 那位老人家最讲究礼节,坐姿稍稍有点儿不对就要被纠正,更别说在他面前箕坐了。 Let alone was this time, even near in the ancient times, which bear child took off the pants to stroll accompanied by pet bird everywhere, hadn't been hit fat? 别说是这个时代了,就算是近古代,哪个熊孩子脱下裤子到处遛鸟,还不被胖打? Let alone, that male cousin's age places this time, has calculated the adult male. 更别说,那位堂兄的年纪放在这个时代,已经算成年男子了。 Sneaks across non- earthly branch: 2333 I understood, perhaps that young male student broke a meatless fast last night, the anchor good intention makes him go back to rest. 【偷渡非酋】:2333我明白了,那个小男生昨晚说不定开荤了,主播好心让他回去休息。 Indeed broke a meatless fast, but with the object of his love-making is not a younger sister, but is the proper man. 的确是开荤了,不过和他颠鸾倒凤的对象不是个妹子,而是正经的汉子。 Jiang Pengji is very sensitive to the smell, that male cousin close to her time, she smells on the opposite party to have the smell of another person, this degree of smell needs some time short distance contact, can dye heavily. 姜芃姬对气味十分敏感,那位堂兄靠近她的时候,她就嗅到对方身上有另一个人的气味,这种程度的气味需要一段时间的近距离接触,才能染得这么重。 Unfortunately, before this smell her, has smelled, is the young male servant who side the male cousin serves him to study. 更加不巧,这个气味她之前嗅到过,就是堂兄身边伺候他读书的小厮。 In addition, on him also has the little very pale aura, the small strawberry that in addition on the neck that son crops up quietly, some non- natures of walking posture......, this makes her have to sigh with emotion, the ancient child was really special opening. 除此之外,他身上还有一点点十分淡的事后气息,加上脖子上那点儿悄悄冒出头的小草莓,走路姿势的些许不自然……啧啧,这让她不得不感慨,古代的小孩儿真是特么开放。 Does not have day: I understood, this complied with our party those words- senior base man, grasps 23333 from the baby 【无天】:我明白了,这就应了我党那句话-资深基佬,从小娃娃抓起23333 Looks on the screen more and more dirty barrage, always yellow, violent Jiang Pengji smiles not to speak. 看着屏幕上越来越污的弹幕,一向黄、暴的姜芃姬笑而不语。 Brings my artillery: Hey, paying lip service worked as the joke stem to be good, but really did, the feeling was quite disgusting. 【把我的炮拿来】:噫,嘴上说说就当玩笑梗好了,但是真的做,感觉好恶心。 Regarding this, Jiang Pengji the attitude is very instead open, her time, the same-sex marriage is legitimate. 对此,姜芃姬的态度反而十分开明,她所处的时代,同性婚姻都是合法的。 Anchor V: The nausea is insufficient actually, this time sworn bothers instead are an edifying anecdote, even is the fashion. In the family/home the red flag not but actually, outside colored flag simultaneous/uniform Piao, left supports the concubine, right hugs the base man, chatted the love affair, said the poems and songs, very common phenomenon. 【主播V】:恶心倒是不至于,这个时代契兄弟反而是一种美谈,甚至是时尚。正所谓家中红旗不倒,外头彩旗齐飘,左拥小妾,右搂基佬,谈谈风花雪月,说说诗词歌赋,很寻常的现象。 Jiang Pengji has searched for the memory of willow tree Orchid Pavilion, the current situation indeed is this, the man takes white gently and charmingly as thin beautiful, putting on also even more is brightly magnificent, every day must apply rouge and power did not say, the fellows of some odd, have evolved not to fumigate with incense apply Zhi without the situation that the face goes out. 姜芃姬搜过柳兰亭的记忆,目前的情形的确是这样,男子以细白娇柔为美,穿着也越发华丽鲜艳,每天都要涂脂抹粉不说,有些怪癖的家伙,都已经演变成不熏香涂脂就无脸出门的地步。 Brings my artillery: However the anchor...... you in this world, the age to must get married, carefully what to do does the male doing base become the normal state...... not to shift the blame the person? 【把我的炮拿来】:但是主播……你在这个世界,年纪到了要嫁人啊,男的搞基成常态……不小心所嫁非人怎么办? The modern age with the wife must awfully, but the good and evil can abandon something as beyond redemption the choice divorce, in the ancient times didn't have is so easy with the wife? 现代同妻多得要命,但好歹能破罐子破摔选择离婚,古代同妻就没有那么容易了吧? Is bored at heart again disgustingly , can only hold one's nose for a lifetime. 心里再恶心腻味,也只能捏着鼻子过一辈子。 Jiang Pengji has not thought this issue actually, because in her mind, simply does not have marrying this concept. 姜芃姬倒是没想过这个问题,因为在她脑海里,根本没有“嫁”这个概念。 Her eyeball revolution, thinks how to deal with audience issue. 她眼珠子一转,想到如何应对观众这个问题。 Anchor V: The men live the gentle and charming beautiful appearance again, but to me, the sex is not right, my nature interest does not have. 【主播V】:男子生得再娇柔美貌,但对我来说,性别不对,我连性趣都没有。 All silent...... 全体静默…… Then the next second, the backstage prompts the audience Lily match high Hits to enjoy 520 sentiment will of the people. 然后下一秒,后台提示观众【百合赛高】打赏520颗情人心。 The sentiment will of the people are same as the price of candy cane, but the latter is the pink affection symbol. 情人心和棒棒糖的价格一样,不过后者是粉色爱心标志。 Sneaks across non- earthly branch: Prosperous absent-minded, I like such straightforward and savage anchor. 【偷渡非酋】:红红火火恍恍惚惚,我就是喜欢这么耿直又凶残的主播。 The backstage prompts the audience Sneaks across non- earthly branch Hits to enjoy 520 sentiment will of the people. 后台提示观众【偷渡非酋】打赏520颗情人心。 Looks that follows general hitting to enjoy, mostly is the sentiment will of the people or the candy cane, directly system prompt submerging. 看着跟风一般的打赏,大多都是情人心或者棒棒糖,直接将系统提示给淹没了。 Jiang Pengji: „......” 姜芃姬:“……” She not only had the ideological generation gap with the ancient of high antiquity, with these looked that recent antiquity generation of human of live broadcast also had the generation gap, what stamp seemed like her not to say to their sensitivity point words a moment ago? Regarding these hits to enjoy time, she is compels ignorant. 她不仅跟远古时代的古人有思想代沟,跟这些看直播的近古代人类也有代沟,貌似她刚才没说什么戳到他们敏感点的话吧?对于这一次打赏,她本人是懵逼的。 The system depresses the innermost feelings the excitement, the dark stamp Jiang Pengji does, host, you see right now?” 系统压下内心的激动,暗戳戳姜芃姬,“宿主,你这下子看到了吧?” Jiang Pengji selects the eyebrow, asked in the innermost feelings secretly, what saw?” 姜芃姬挑眉,在内心暗问道,“看到什么?” Hitting of audience enjoys the mood to need to transfer, so long as some people begin at crucial moments, other audience will also follow to hit to enjoy, moreover acts naturally......, therefore, you must invite me, when your sailors, occasionally calls to enjoy you?” “观众的打赏情绪需要调动起来的,只要有人在关键时刻开了头,其他观众也会跟着打赏,而且出手大方……所以,你要不要聘请我当你的水军,偶尔给你打打赏?” The system said this saying time, Jiang Pengji can imagine teasing that baseless brings some flattering compared with the face, is winking to her. 系统说这话的时候,姜芃姬都能凭空想象到一张带着些谄媚的逗比脸,对着她挤眉弄眼。 Jiang Pengji a ticket denial: Exempts discussed.” 姜芃姬一票否定:“免谈。” System that called air/Qi, when can oneself host have a determination of anchor? 系统那叫一个气啊,自家宿主什么时候能有一个主播的自觉? This is in very normal line the method, cannot say that uses deception, slightly invests the high return, how isn't willing to comply? 这都是很正常的行内手段诶,称不上弄虚作假,小投资高回报,怎么就不肯答应呢? An anchor, is perfect except for the itself strength, needs the team hype coordination, otherwise, are these local tyrants difficult to be inadequate are the gale blow? 一个主播,除了本身实力过硬,也需要团队炒作配合,不然的话,那些土豪难不成是大风刮来的? Also is not the sailors local tyrants offers a few ordinary introductory remarks so that others may offer their valuable ideas, rakes out these to have does the local tyrant who competes the heart, make the opposite party be willing to pick pockets step by step? 还不是水军土豪抛砖引玉,勾出那些有攀比心的土豪,一步一步让对方肯掏腰包? With the system talked nonsense, Jiang Pengji who doubtful is distracted was caught the package by the above master. 正和系统扯淡的时候,疑似走神的姜芃姬被上头的夫子抓包。 That that willow Xi, I will speak a moment ago repeats.” “柳羲,将刚才我讲的那一段复述一遍。” The master are carrying a serious face, if changes into usually, he has gotten angry to reprimand to the student who like this was distracted, but the object was Jiang Pengji, some were not cruel enough actually, now Hejian makes the repeated difficulties, wasn't two days before kidnapping seizes the person case? 夫子端着一张严肃的脸,要是换成平时,他对这样走神的学生早就黑脸斥责了,不过对象是姜芃姬的话,倒是有些不忍心,如今河间闹得风风雨雨的,不就是前两日的绑架掳人案? Jiang Pengji sets out, a thinking, will open the mouth master's beforehand words to be not the least bit off to repeat slightly. 姜芃姬起身,稍微一思索,开口将夫子之前的话丝毫不差地复述出来。 The master twist the beard, under the heart is satisfying, on the mouth asked leisurely, „that what view can you have regarding this?” 夫子捻着胡须,心下满意,嘴上悠悠问道,“那么,你对此可有什么看法?” Some people can endorse inborn, for example Jiang Pengji, the true photographic memory, the power of observation is astonishing, however the back speaks a few words is not equal to that can understand that segment words content. 有些人天生能背书,例如姜芃姬,真正的过目不忘,观察力更是惊人,然而背会一段话不等于能理解那段话的内容。 However considering the status in willow tree Orchid Pavilion, others has the anticipation to willow She Weiyi son of first wife very much. 不过鉴于柳兰亭的身份,旁人对柳佘唯一嫡子还是很有期待的。 That article that the master spoke a moment ago is when next has the reputation profound scholar to write, the content also calculates somewhat the clothing material, with love affair irrelevant, the subject points to the hidden danger of eastern Kyong Puk surface border area- northern border three clans, wins over conciliation, is the attack deterrent? 夫子刚才讲的那篇文章是当下一位颇有名声的大儒写的,内容还算有几分料子,和风花雪月无关,主题直指东庆北面边疆的隐患-北疆三族,到底是拉拢怀柔,还是打击威慑? The profound scholars thought that the northern border three clans and east celebrate to contend for many years, both sides are the loss are serious, east celebrates the border is people have no means to make a living, the person weary horse Fa, currently three clan sovereign courtyards have the meaning of peace talks, suggested the favored daughter to marry into east to celebrate the knee under repeatedly, why didn't push the boat along? 大儒觉得北疆三族和东庆抗衡多年,双方都是损失惨重,东庆边境更是民不聊生,人疲马乏,目前三族皇庭已经有和谈之意,多次暗示将膝下爱女嫁入东庆,为何不顺水推舟? East celebrates, if accepts the peace talks, both sides cease all activities temporarily, cultivates to live to rest up well? 东庆如果接受和谈,双方暂时偃旗息鼓,好好修生养息一番? However, negotiated this matter, forever only then projected on the conference table the opponent, can occupy absolutely the initiative. 然而,谈判这种事情,永远只有把对手打到谈判桌,才能占据绝对主动权。 My clan, his heart cannot different. Will the northern border three clan wild ambitions, how be worn down by petty favors looked wildly?” Has not made a victory and loss, the peace talks has an egg to use, Jiang Pengji the faint smile, the expression enunciated clearly, east celebrates now and northern border three clans refuses to compromise in the border, several years, both sides have the victory and loss mutually, east celebrated for had not fallen leeward. At this time if the taking advantage of opportunity peace talks, the officers of these sacrifices should feel sad? This is the plan of one after next, benefits the enemy to damage oneself, but that profound scholar spoke frankly the peace talks, his heart may execute.” “非我族类,其心必异。北疆三族狼子野心,岂会被小恩小惠消磨了野望?”没有打出个输赢,和谈有个蛋用,姜芃姬似笑非笑,言辞吐字清晰,“东庆如今与北疆三族在边境僵持不下,已有数年,双方互有输赢,东庆也为未曾落了下风。此时若是顺势和谈,那些牺牲的将士该情何以堪?此乃下下之策,利敌损己而已,而那位却大儒直言和谈,其心可诛。” The master also calculate the gentle face was instantaneously stiff, he has not thought that since Jiang Pengji really has the courage to spurt the profound scholar directly! 夫子原本还算柔和的脸瞬间僵了,他怎么也没想到,姜芃姬既然真的有胆子直接喷大儒啊! Other students are also a tumult, they were also discussing this article a moment ago, but is states views tactfully, the attitude is ambiguous, is not partial to the main action, is not partial to the peace talks, has various reasons respectively, without whom dares to open the mouth on firm stand one school. 其他学生也是一阵骚动,他们刚才也在谈论这篇文章,但都是委婉地各抒己见,态度模棱两可,不偏向主战,也不偏向和谈,各有各的理由,没谁敢一开口就坚定站其中一派。
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