TCKAOTU :: Volume #1

#11: Style wrong friends from childhood


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Friends from childhood, glossaries that is full happily, pure, innocence and other positive concepts. 青梅竹马,一个充溢着美好、纯洁、童真等积极概念的词汇。 At traditional novel, cartoon and movie, therefore, that often is the lover becomes the omen of family member finally, even has become one unspoken rule in story creation. 在传统的小说、漫画、电影故之中,那往往是有情人终成眷属的前兆,甚至已经成了故事创作中的一种潜规则。 In that time, if side some lead presents same age opposite sex friends from childhood, that basically was first female lead. 在那个时代,若某个主角身边出现一位同龄的异性青梅竹马,那基本是第一号女主了。 In that age's soap opera and cartoon, no matter the midway met with many seductions and difficult hindrance, finally wins definitely is friends from childhood, only fell the time of department to arrive to the day afterward, finally broke the suspense ........ is friends from childhood defeat dog altogether, the day falls the victory of department, oh, can you do not follow to carry too far, had a suspense to be good to the reader slightly. 在那个年代的电视剧、漫画之中,不管中途遭遇多少诱惑、困难阻碍,最后获胜的肯定是青梅竹马,只到后来天降系的时代到来,才终于打破了悬念……..然后就是一股脑的青梅竹马败犬,天降系的胜利,乖乖,你们能不能不要这么跟风走极端,稍微给读者留点悬念行不行。 Pulled far, the reality, always has this and that disparity with the story of creation. 咳,扯远了,现实,和创作的故事总是有着这样那样的差距。 What? Do friends from childhood become the fairy tale of lover? Don't be a fool, first does not raise the children slightly a little sexuality consciousness time branch family on the men and women, the playmate who digs out the foot guy also digs out the foot guy mostly, most only possibly is the lovable boy ......... good, I know that this is more fearful.” “啥?青梅竹马成为恋人的童话故事?别傻了,先不提小朋友们稍微有点性别意识的时候就男女分家,抠脚大汉的玩伴多半也是抠脚大汉,最多只可能是可爱的男孩子………好吧,我知道这更加可怕。” Draws back 10,000 steps, even your friends from childhood are really the opposite sex . Moreover the face value character above the line of level, will really like on one knowing that your five years old wet the bed, seven years old of first love failure and other black history, remember that you take a nap do a lot of talking to attend class to break wind mouth-wateringly and so on ugly performances, daily sees to look familiar such as the left hand to touch the old acquaintance of right hand?” “退一万步,就算你的青梅竹马真是异性,而且颜值性格都在水准线之上,真会喜欢上一个知道你五岁尿床、七岁初恋失败等黑历史,记得你午睡流口水磨牙上课放屁等等丑态,天天见面熟到如左手摸右手的老熟人吗?” This is understanding of Rorschach to so-called friends from childhood. 这就是罗夏对所谓青梅竹马的理解。 Friends from childhood maintains the friendship, until becomes the lover grown has, but that probability ....... perhaps was also in the past this kind of work so prosperous root, been able to obtain forever most wanted. 青梅竹马的一路维持友谊,直到成年成为恋人的不是没有,但那几率…….或许也是当年这类作品如此红火的根源,得不到的永远才是最想要的。 The day falls the soft younger sister so to sell after like that greatly, perhaps is also because the dwelling male always long for jumping a soft younger sister not to look that suddenly money does not look at the appearance, but dedicated visits you, like the fairy tale of childhood general pure happy, actually the female is also similar, after all sells what hot was various overbearing presidents...... I am not careful black? 就如之后的天降软妹如此大卖,或许也是因为宅男们总是渴望突然蹦出一个软妹不看金钱不看外貌,只是专注的看着你,如同儿时的童话一般纯洁美好,其实女性也差不多,毕竟卖的最火都是各种霸道总裁……我是不是又不小心黑了啥? Childhood Su Nana, with Rorschach was that most common friends from childhood, familiar, conversation, but the friends were very even reluctant. 咳咳,小时候的苏娜娜,和罗夏就是那种最常见的青梅竹马,熟悉,交谈,但连友人都很勉强。 Elementary school classmate, 1 st same class, 2 nd Senior Brother Junior Sister ........ Su Nana, because the magnificent absence record failed a grade, reading two beginning of the year one perhaps is she biggest black history, later meets by chance, Rorschach takes this to play her joke a lot. 小学同桌,初一同班,初二师兄师妹……..苏娜娜由于华丽的缺席记录留级了,读了两年初一恐怕是她最大的黑历史,之后偶遇的时候,罗夏没少拿这个开她玩笑。 The elementary school relations are good, the time boy and boy of junior middle school play the same place, the girl and girl form the small team, the opposite sex schoolmate said that two can bring in the vision, in a class, cannot be friend's relations, over time, was only left over the nodding acquaintance probably. 小学关系还行,初中的时候男孩子和男孩子玩到一起,女孩子和女孩子组成小团队,异性同学多说两句就能引来眼光,又不在一个班级了,原本还能算是友人的关系,随着时间流逝,大概就只剩下点头之交了。 Without accidentally, then, can explain, why you can here.” “既然没有偶然,那么,能不能解释一下,为什么你会在这里。” Rorschach is deliberately maintaining the smile, but the heart actually full is anxious. 罗夏刻意保持着微笑,但心底却满是不安。 Transfers the school to run into the old acquaintance also it can be said that accidentally, transfers schools to trade a potential surface also to run into the old acquaintance, but also is the same class, if also thinks that is accidental. Extremely is stupid. 转校遇到老熟人还可以说是偶然,转学换个位面还能遇到老熟人,还偏偏是同班,若还认为是偶然的话。就太过愚蠢。 From seeing Su Nana that quarter, does not have pleasantly surprised, dozens plots in the case of appear in the heart, can bear patiently to ask now, is very rare. 从看到苏娜娜那刻起,惊喜是没有的,数十种阴谋论到是浮现在心头,能够隐忍到现在才问,已经很是难得。 „, Has the progress, I also think that your first day will ask my.” “啧,有长进,我还以为你第一天就会问我的。” The sunlight that more laughs is bright, but Rorschach instead even more is anxiously rough. 越发笑的阳光灿烂,但罗夏反而越发坎坷不安。 After all when childhood once was the classmate, Rorschach had an understanding of the Su Nana irritable character. 毕竟幼年时曾经是同桌,罗夏还是对苏娜娜的别扭性格有一个了解的。 In some sense, the irritable her expression must look in turn. 从某种意义上来说,性格别扭的她的表情要反过来看。 If unemotional selfish, is not sad, that is her normal state. 若是面无表情的自顾自,并不是心情不好,那是她的常态。 The facial features are cloudy, is the mood is good, looked at a good terrifying mostly at this time to and to depressed to the movie novel, plays a joke is also all right slightly, the ordinary day is not possible to see the smile ........, if she to you smiles, showing is angry to you, if smiles is very sweet, had exploded with rage mostly, but now this smile scope ........ 面容阴沉忧郁,就是心情还不错,多半这个时候看了一部不错的恐怖向、至郁向电影小说,稍微开点玩笑也没事,平日是不可能见到笑容的……..若她对你微笑,说明正在对你生气,如果笑的很甜,多半已经气炸了,而现在这笑容的幅度…….. ........ It looks like, I need a life safety and arming.” “……..看来,我需要一份人生安全保险。” But what makes Rorschach surprised is, Su Nana constrained the anger unexpectedly, has not begun. 但让罗夏惊讶的是,苏娜娜居然压抑住了怒气,没有动手。 My father owes your family member favor, lets the guard who I am your brother and sister, finally my life was made the mess by your brother and sister ....... “我父亲欠你家人一份人情,就让我做你兄妹的护卫,结果我的人生被你们兄妹弄得一团糟…….” In constraining the off and on reply of anger, Rorschach understood Su Nana the origin of anger finally. 在压抑着怒气的断断续续的回答中,罗夏总算了解了苏娜娜的怒气的来源。 In some sense, this complaint also really right, her life, indeed by a complete mess that the brother and sister twist. 从某种意义上来说,这抱怨还真没错,她的人生,的确被兄妹扭曲的一塌糊涂。 At first, but my parents owe your family the favor, wants me to pay attention to your safety in the school ........ “最初,只是我父母欠你们家人情,就要我在学校多注意一下你们的安全……..” Bodyguard Su Nana of duty can also accept, but daily paid attention to the school was the face since birth, will not affect to live her. 义务的保镖本来苏娜娜还能接受,只是日常多注意一下校内是不是有生面孔,也不会多影响她自身的生活。 But three years ago Rosley goes to ICEY from Earth time, namely to adapt to circumstances also to safely, does not know how Mr. Su thinks, gave a ride Su Nana finally ........ however after the second half of the year, Rosley had fully adapted to the circumstances, the Su Nana merit becomes, ....... failed a grade. 但三年前罗丽从地球去艾希的时候,即为了适应环境也是为了安全,不知道苏父是怎么想的,结果也捎上了苏娜娜……..然后半年后,罗丽已经完全适应了环境,苏娜娜功成回来的时候,就…….留级了。 Solely does not absent, is mainly 1 st just slightly rose in the first half of the year beginning, various branches are laying the foundation time, various branches are on most essential first teaching material. 倒不单单是缺席,主要是初一上半年刚刚小升初,各科都是打基础的时候,各科都是上的最关键的第一本教材。 Lacked for a half year unable to keep up with the progress completely, after working as one month of study dregs, Su Nana chose retaking courses reluctantly. 缺了半年完全跟不上进度,在当了一个月学渣后,苏娜娜无奈的选择了复读。 1 st because cannot keep up with the progress to fail a grade, perhaps entire school one. 初一就因为跟不上进度留级,恐怕整个学校就一个。 That days, Rorschach added many sarcastic remarks, at that time Su Nana looked the eye of Rorschach is green, almost throws to gnaw one directly. 那段日子,罗夏还说了不少风凉话,当时苏娜娜罗夏的眼睛都是绿的,差点就直接扑上来啃一口。 Then, retook courses for a year, kept up with the progress, the Su Nana life to return the right track ........ Rorschach to go to ICEY. 然后,复读了一年,重新跟上进度,苏娜娜的人生重新回到了正轨……..罗夏又要去艾希了。 At that time, came, Mr. Su found Su Nana that went to school. 当时,是这么来的,苏父找到了正在上学的苏娜娜 Mr. Su: ....... The daughter, Rorschach must go to ICEY, you understand.” 苏父:“…….女儿,罗夏也要去艾希了,你懂的。” Su Nana: ......... I understand your younger sister! I do not have your such bastard father! You planned that makes your daughter attend five years of junior middle school?!” 苏娜娜:“………我懂你妹!我没你这么混蛋父亲!你打算让你女儿读五年初中吗?!” This complaint also really right, if Su Nana really went to return again, the proper five years of junior middle school, that was not the pure black history, this age also attended five years of junior middle school, has been able to promote 5 th to live ........ the junior high pupil in legend. 这抱怨还真没错,若苏娜娜真的去了再回,妥妥的五年初中,那不就是单纯的黑历史了,这个年代还读五年初中,早就可以升级成初五生……..传说中的初中生了。 Mr. Su a little were embarrassed, such pit daughter is also rare, therefore, his 45 degrees look hesitant day, is leaving rumble: 苏父都有点不好意思了,这么坑女儿也是罕见的,于是,他四十五度望天犹豫中,别着头咕噜: Actually, you can finish the junior middle school to come back in ICEY again.” “其实,你可以在艾希读完初中再回来的。” Does this have the difference? Immediately, the Su Nana violent walked 这有区别吗?当即,苏娜娜暴走了 ....... Does that school record Earth recognize? Can thing Earth that there teaches get employed? It seems like you not only want to let me, when 5 th lives, but also wants to make my junior middle school record not have! No, that damn star simply does not have the junior middle school! You want to let me, when gnaws the old clan.” “…….那学历地球认吗?那里教的东西地球能就业吗?看来你不仅想让我当初五生,还想让我连初中学历都没有!不,那该死的星球根本没有初中!你是不是想让我当啃老族。” No matter how, after the kind father and daughter exchange( rips to compel), Su Nana came, perhaps but in which complaint and malicious has overflowed. 不管如何,在亲切的父女交流(撕逼)之后,苏娜娜还是来了,但其中的怨念和恶意恐怕早就溢出来了。 Knew the long and short of the story, Rorschach opened mouth, does not know that said what was quite good, originally, were oneself the chief criminal? Originally does she of oneself younger sister pit fail a grade? No wonder these days meet are the look such harmonious, oneself also take to fail a grade to tease her, does simply without the limit. 知道了来龙去脉,罗夏张了张嘴,都不知道说啥比较好了,原来,自己才是罪魁祸首?原来自己的妹妹坑的她留级?难怪那些日子见面是眼神这么“和睦”,自己还拿留级逗她,简直作死无极限啊。 ....... This is vents anger.” “…….这是迁怒。” Su Nana is smiling nod. 苏娜娜微笑着点了点头。 Is vents anger right. Actually, I and other this day was very long, before a lot, did not facilitate saying that before many accounts, cannot calculate, waited, I read the small book .......... during I held the post of your protector, ridiculed I failed a grade 17 times, asking me to study the younger sister 238 times .......... “是迁怒没错喔。其实,我等这天很久了,很多事情之前不方便说,很多账之前不能算,等下,我看下小本本……….在我担任你的保护者期间,累计嘲笑我留级十七次,叫我学妹二百三十八次……….” In the face of the smile influence, Rorschach decided that lowers the head ........ his heart is quite nervous, it is said this girl is the Karate black belt, the gate of dormitory is firm enough, won't be traced in the evening? If really came, oneself this small arm calf cannot receive completely, it is said here deer thinks of the river bank to flutter year to year the skeleton, oneself some day the evening will not join this ranks. 在微笑势力面前,罗夏决定低头……..他心好慌,据说这丫头是空手道黑带,宿舍的门够坚固吗,不会晚上被摸进来吧?若真进来了,自己这小胳膊小腿完全受不住啊,据说这里的鹿思河上常年飘着尸骸,自己不会某天晚上加入这个行列吧。 .......... Stresses my braid six times, creates a disturbance to attack female student restroom one time with bear the child blindly, considers the black shape seven times to the elementary school teacher, when scolded me the young black little girl 12 times ....... 1 st copied my homework, even the erroneous character copied, the teacher asked the time of added that was I copies you.” “……….抓我辫子六次,和熊孩子瞎起哄突击女生厕所一次,向小学老师告黑状七次,骂我小黑妞十二次…….初一时抄我作业,连错别字都抄了,老师问起来的时候还说是我抄你。” This small book is so thick, five minutes do not see the identical style, said that you remember with the code. 这小本子有这么厚吗,五分钟不见重样的,还是说你是用代码记得。 The words saying that you also bore a grudge, these weak things record the notebook, is the elementary school first grade or the kindergarten? 话说你丫也太记仇了,这些幼稚的事情还是记本本,是小学一年级还是幼稚园? Are these my mistake? Advance ladies' room? You did not say that in the past was chased down under the heaven by you impossible, enters the ladies' room? Even if I first lift your skirt, as for taking the toilet is brushing chases down me? 还有那些都是我的错吗?突进女厕所?你就不说说当年是被你追杀到上天下地无门,才进女厕所的吗?就算是我先掀你裙子,至于拿着马桶刷追杀我吗? Really thinks that puts on eyeglasses to install the virtuous young woman? Becoming the literary young girl with the bread twist pigtail? Bah, the entire Huanan area, who does not know three small female man gentle eldest sister to be able one dozen ten, blood and iron real man, Sister Nana pure man. 真以为戴上一份眼镜就能装淑女?配个麻花辫就成文学少女?呸,整个桦南区,谁不知道三小的女汉子娜娜大姐头能一打十,铁血真汉子,娜姐纯爷们。 Obviously bad point such, but looks the young girl who the complaint overflows quickly, considering strength disparity of both sides, the youngster decided do not do to spit badly is quite good. 明明糟点如此之多,但看着怨念都快溢出的少女,考虑到双方的战力差距,少年决定还是不要作死吐糟比较好。 Are friends from childhood very happy? Hehe, from the endless intense rivalry of young accumulation, from lifting the skirt to kicking the bear child of fruit struggles, endless intertwining on bearing a grudge small book, even if there is opportunity mostly still meeting buddy that the sentiment ferments, this is real. 青梅竹马很美好?呵呵,从幼积累的无尽的恩怨情仇,从掀裙子到踢蛋蛋的熊孩子斗争,记仇小本本上的无尽纠结,就算有感情发酵的机遇多半也会哥们化,这才是真实。 As the pit father past events were read, the Su Nana expression is getting more and more strange, Rorschach during the exclamation so made has not died in the past unexpectedly, felt that own poor life is even more unsafe. 随着一件一件坑爹往事被念出来,苏娜娜的表情越来越诡异,罗夏在惊叹当年自己居然如此作死还没有死的同时,也感觉自己的小命越发不安全。 In that checks, facing smiling more and more sweet Su Nana, for really does not become the deer to think of the floating corpse of river bank, Rorschach makes a resolution, must kill the technique ....... the fierce tiger landing potential! 在那一刹,面对笑的越来越甜的苏娜娜,为了不真成为鹿思河上的浮尸,罗夏做出一个决断,必杀技…….猛虎落地势! Studies the younger sister? Cracking a joke, you are older obviously for two months than me, studies the elder sister, no, elder sister! Starting today you were my elder sister. The eldest sister head, the elder sister of this lunch how enough your development period eats, walks, I asked you to have the feast.” “学妹?开玩笑,你明明比我大两个月吧,学姐,不,姐!从今天起你就是我姐了。大姐头,这点午餐怎么够你发育期的姐吃,走,我请你吃大餐。” Un, heard Baja who back street arranges the flavor to be good, I have wanted to taste.” “嗯,听说后街的巴哈排味道不错,我早就想尝尝了。” As if there is expectation to the present development early, nod that the young girl also smiles, at the same time receives the book. 似乎对现在的发展早有预期,少女也笑的点点头,一边收起本子。 Very good to speak? But Rorschach knows, so long as said one not, all want the gravity head again. 很好说话?但罗夏知道,只要自己说一句不,一切都要重头再来。 Baja beef?” “巴哈牛肉?” Golden-Tail Drake lower limb meat that Baja Dragon Steak, drake is, drake less than six kilograms superior meat.” 巴哈龙排,亚龙属的荆尾龙下肢肉,一只亚龙才六公斤不到的上等肉。” But even shortly after Rorschach comes, still knows that is one entertains the upscale shop of aristocrat specially, store that probably dragon meat/flesh attended , that is becomes famous expensive/noble. 而就算罗夏才来不久,也知道那是一家专门招待贵族的高档店吗,好像是龙肉料理的专门店,那是出了名的贵吧。 Considers as finished own living expenses balance, the chest of Rorschach in the drop blood, but remembers intertwining, saw importantly small fist that Su Nana is getting hold of silently, the bearing a grudge itself/Ben that flutters with the wind, remembered the black belt of opposite party and unknowable strength...... 算了一下自己的生活费余额,罗夏的心口在滴血,但想起彼此之间的纠结,更重要是看到了苏娜娜正在默默握紧的小拳头,那随风飘扬的记仇本,更想起了对方的黑带和不可知的战力…… Walks, making the younger brother the reception ....... the corner of the eye come out the tears to the elder sister? Grieved? No, this is the affected tears, unexpectedly does not hesitate ten thousand li (0.5 km) to protect me to be safe, the elder sister was good to me too! Do not give me the face, selected the expensive/noble point, the notch opened eating!” “走起,让弟弟给姐姐接风…….眼角出来了泪水?心痛?不,这都是感动的泪水,居然不惜万里护我安全,姐对我太好了!别给我面子,挑贵的点,豁开了吃!”
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