Regarding youth the words of recollection, probably each has this and that past events recollection, some recollections recalled that makes one smile, some shy recollections make one sigh, some make people think feels red in the face, wishes one could to look for the forgetting kindnesses water to toss down. 谈起青春的回忆的话,大概每个都有这样那样的往事回忆,有的回忆回想起来让人会心一笑,有的青涩回忆让人感叹不已,有的就让人想起就觉得面红耳赤,恨不得找口忘情水一饮而尽。 But to Yu, today is a special day. 而对于某人来说,今天是一个特别的日子. He does not know that today must do, is once recalls, will shame angry beats the desktop with the head fiercely the super black history, will be the beginning of unforgettable delightful recollection. 他也不知道今日所要做的,是一旦回忆起来,就会羞恼的用脑袋猛捶桌面的超级黑历史,还是会让人难忘的甜美回忆的开端。 „I like you, please be my girlfriend.” “我喜欢你,请做我的女朋友吧。” Only remains in two people rooftop, in hiding under corner peeping at of good friends, the youngster who when the whole face becomes flushed shouted loudly to the young girl own intention, the spring breeze is swaying willow leaf, the whole world is the youth flavor. 仅剩两人的天台上,在躲在角落的好友们的窥视之下,当满脸涨红的少年向少女大声喊出自己的心意,春风吹拂着柳叶,整个世界都是青春的味道。 „Good, actually I also liked you being very long.” “好啊,其实我也喜欢你很久了。” If young girl sweet complied with vindicating of youngster, the situation so to develop, perhaps was who knows this was sweet sent the greasy youth comedy. 若少女甜甜的答应了少年的表白,事态如此发展,恐怕是谁都知道这是甜的发腻的青春喜剧了。 What a pity whole time, the recollection of youth always dopes sour and sweet, 90% development so will not be smooth. 可惜大部分时间,青春的回忆总是酸甜掺杂,90%的发展都不会如此顺利。 „...... Sorry, actually, I have the person of liking.” “......对不起,其实,我已经有了喜欢的人了。” This, probably was the development that the reality sent, although the plot was winding. 这个,大概就是现实派的发展了,虽然剧情毕竟曲折。 So long as our actors continue to try hard, the favorable turn always has. 但只要我们的男主角继续努力,转机总还是有的. But sometimes...... 可有的时候…… „Waste material, does your also dare to my confession? Your asset how many? How many does the year receive? On result enough that kind of university? It is expected that can make anything to work. First reaches an agreement, the year confiscates has 1 million to roll thickly to me.” “废材,就你这样也敢向我告白吗？你资产多少？年收多少？成绩够上那类大学？预期能做什么工作。先说好,年收没有一百万就给我滚粗。” Good, this was developed probably realistically, was the innumerable adult male heart pains, but was not too actually miserable. 好吧,这大概是更现实的发展了,也是无数成年男性心底的痛,但其实并不算太惨。 At least, opportunity of struggle, without following which desperate. 至少,还有奋斗的机会,没有以下哪个让人绝望。 „Sorry, I like the female student.” “抱歉,我喜欢女生。” This...... the difficulty was too big, if this is not the young girl planned that turns down you with this excuse, gives up being quite good directly. 这......难度就太大了,若这个不是少女打算用这个借口婉拒你的话,还是直接放弃比较好。 „Haha, actually, I am your mother / father / elder sister / younger brother.” “哈哈,其实,我是你妈妈/爸爸/姐姐/弟弟。” This was more puzzled, if this fellow were not the Star War system looks, or Korean drama deep poisoned, what if she said before was really ..... makes the blood relationship appraisal again, first took away to have a look at the neurology department is quite good. 这个就更纠结了,若这家伙不是星球大战系统看多了,或是韩剧深度中毒者,若她说的是真的.....再去做血缘鉴定之前,是不是先带去看看精神科比较好吧。 „Sorry, I only like two dimensions, I have no interest in steadily the leg the three dimension orangutans of wool and chest wool!” “抱歉,我只喜欢二次元,我对长着腿毛和胸毛的三次元猩猩没有兴趣！” This, quite despaired, naturally, regarding some living habits special compatriots, such dwelling female instead even more has anticipation......, but the dwelling female in fact takes two dimensions as the standard words, the request to the appearance is actually very high, dwelling men's tragedy. 这个,就比较绝望了,当然,对于少部分生活习性特殊的同胞来说,这样的宅女反而越发有期待性……但事实上的宅女以二次元为标准的话,对外貌的要求其实特别高,宅男们更加悲剧了。 But sometimes, the reality and novel only difference, are the story need the logic, but the reality does not need completely! 但有的时候,现实和小说唯一的区别,就是故事需要逻辑,而现实完全没有必要！ „I like you, please be my girlfriend.” “我喜欢你,请做我的女朋友吧。” „Sorry, I was a vampire, family/home say cannot with the human association, although you were only demihuman, but also was three dimensions, but I only liked two dimensions, had no interest in steadily the leg the three dimension orangutans of wool and chest wool! I most liked the lovable two dimension girls! Moreover, I have the person of liking!” “抱歉,我是个吸血鬼,家里说不能和人类交往,虽然你只是半人类,但也是三次元的,而我只喜欢二次元,对长着腿毛和胸毛的三次元猩猩没有兴趣！我最喜欢可爱的二次元女孩了！而且,我已经有了喜欢的人了！” This scene, sorry, the aside I really do not know how at this time should face, the bad point are too many from where starts to spit badly quite good...... 这个场景,抱歉,旁白我真不知道这个时候该如何面对了,糟点太多从何处开始吐糟比较好…… „Smile, so long as smiles on...... a younger sister well! This and above these tragedies have the difference!! Do all tragedies come together? Cultivating the behavior to be failed what situation, can all tragedies together? What meaning is the vampire? Is this really the high school in real world? Gives back to me the scientific world view of average person!” “微笑,只要微笑就好……个妹啊！这和上面那些悲剧有区别吗！！只是所有悲剧一起来把？做人要失败到何种地步,才能所有的悲剧一起来？还有吸血鬼是什么意思？这真的是现实世界的高中吗？把普通人的科学世界观还给我啊！” In classroom, even that failure vindicating had passed for day, Rorschach series spits badly reverberates in the classroom as before. 教室之中,即使那失败至极的表白已经过去了一天,罗夏的连环吐糟依旧在教室中回荡。 In this air/Qi full angry roaring, making him know newly two weeks of new friends, know this young people again. 这中气十足的怒吼,让他新认识才两周的新朋友们,再度认识这个年轻人。 Rorschach, L. Heloise, somewhat strange name, compared with a physical age younger appearance. 罗夏,L.海洛伊丝,有些奇怪的名字,比实际年龄更加年幼的外貌。 A short time ago crossed him of 16 th birthday saying that now ten years old of some people letter/believed. Often was said blonde small cheek ruddy is very lovable, un, is the inborn childish face. 前不久才过了16岁生日的他现在说十岁都有人信.经常被人说金发小脸蛋红扑扑的很可爱,嗯,就是天生的娃娃脸。 The body weight is less than 50 KG, height one meter about five, considering 1/4 of person of mixed blood is Wood Elf of childhood forever, this height has been worth very much proudly. 体重不到五十KG,身高一米五左右,考虑到混血儿的四分之一是永远幼年的木灵,这个身高已经很值得自豪了。 Wood Elf, came from the minorities of ICEY world, the little elves in this strange race some similar fairy tales, are the grown individual also surface tender like the young boy. 木灵,是来自艾希世界的少数种族,这个奇异的种族有些类似童话故事中的小精灵,就是成年的个体也面嫩如幼童。 As the person of mixed blood, Rorschach has not obtained other strong points from the bloodlines source, because instead the excessively young appearance had had the black history of finding it unbearable to recall, actually this confession is also not blackest...... 作为混血儿,罗夏并没有从血脉来源获得其他长处,反而由于过分年幼的外貌曾经有过不堪回首的黑历史,其实这段告白还不是最黑的…… „With you in me can with having the pressure together, is treated as the sister and brother also to endure, was treated as mother and child's words...... last month Asha is only and you goes shopping together is called the aunt, I am not really able to accept.” “和你在一起我会和有压力,被当作姐弟还能够忍受,被当作母子的话……上个月阿莎只是和你一起买东西就被人叫阿姨,我实在无法接受。” What to do the contemporaries seem like and mother equally are old...... I to be able, I also very despair. 同龄人看起来和自己妈一样老……我能怎么办,我也很绝望呀。 „I inquired the Wood Elf life span and vegetative cycle, I can endure the lover to be younger than me, but if I become the old lady you also not since the puberty, married old maid anything, was too fearful.” “我查询了木灵的寿命和生长周期,我可以忍受恋人比我年轻,但若我都成老太婆你还没进入青春期,已婚老处女什么的,太可怕了。” This probably is most proper, most makes Rorschach not know how to reply...... he can take off the pants to shout facing the street made you experience my super mammoth? Perhaps policeman will educate well this small class/flow. The bums, what teaching his are the public order and good custom. 这大概是最正经的,也是最让罗夏不知道如何回答的……难道他能当街脱下裤子大喊让你见识一下我的超级长毛象？恐怕警察叔叔会好好教育一下这个小流.氓,教教他什么叫公序良俗。 Although runs into a wall repeatedly, but considering that has met from infancy to maturity in the clan that Wood Half-Elf ending of hand number, may foresee the heightened competition makes one step back, Rorschach decided that must for the matter of lifetime importance ahead of schedule diligently, is only...... 虽然屡次碰壁,但考虑到从小到大遇到过的木灵混血的一个手数的完,可预见的族内剧烈竞争让人却步,罗夏决定还是要为终身大事提早努力,只是…… „Sorry, although you take the marriage to make me be moved as the confession of premise very much, actually I continuously you, when younger brother / little brother / small lovable / pet / slightly receives......” “抱歉,虽然你以婚姻为前提的告白很让我感动,其实我一直把你当弟弟/小弟/小可爱/宠物/小受的……” Lovable cannot work as the food to eat, the choice of life companion cannot only look at face/color price/value, most girls' answers are so affecting. 可爱可不能当饭吃,终身伴侣的选择不能只看颜值,大部分女孩的答案都如此让人伤心。 Waits, infiltrated any strange thing, slightly is what ghost, that „is pet” a little issue, good danger that the elder sister smiles, is the direct warning is quite good! 等下,是不是混进了什么奇怪的东西,小受是什么鬼,还有那“宠物”是不是有点问题,那姐姐笑的好危险,是不是直接报警比较好！ Although the Rorschach appearance somewhat is slightly special, but intrinsic actually has no difference from other Earth youngster, same likes the sports but excessively perspiring repugnantly, same likes playing studies with the test repugnantly same...... does not have girlfriend's history to be equal to the age. 虽然罗夏的外貌稍微有些特别,但内在其实是和其他地球少年没什么区别,一样喜欢运动但讨厌过度流汗,一样喜欢游戏又讨厌学习和考试……一样没有女友的历史等于年龄。 If insists to find an extraordinary place, is the inborn hybrid talent, making the Rorschach motion nerve very good, does not exercise can also become the main force at the games. 若硬要找点不平凡的地方,就是天生的混血天赋,让罗夏的运动神经很不错,就是不怎么锻炼也能够在运动会上成为主力。 „, Good to go home.” “啊,好想回家。” Rorschach also wants to ask itself, a oneself ordinary earthman( intrinsic), why will arrive at other stars, entering this fully is the universe big time of fantasy lifeform, becomes an alien of ICEY star territory abroad study. 罗夏也想问问自己,自己一个普通地球人(内在),为什么会来到其他的星球,进入这满是奇幻生物的宇宙大时代,成为一个艾希星域留学的外星人。 ICEY, with Earth same is the alliance country of keeping watch agreement, both sides have the ally relations of trade, fundamentally but actually walks is not a path. 艾希,和地球一样是守望协议的加盟国,双方算是有贸易往来的盟友关系,但却从根本上走的不是一种道路。 „As a middle-school student of belief materialism, magic anything, definitely is unable to understand.” “作为一个信仰唯物主义的中学生,魔法什么的,完全无法理解吧。” Yes, ICEY, is a world that has the magic. 是的,艾希,是一个有魔法的世界。 No, said accurately, should establish the world in magic civilization. 不,准确的说,应该是建立在魔法文明上的世界。 The ordinary earthman will also encounter the long period for adaptation of high demon sickness, Rorschach spat the bad extraterrestrial bloodlines in the past innumerable, makes itself like a fish in water, is getting more and more healthy. 普通地球人还会遭遇高魔症的漫长适应期,罗夏过去无数次吐糟的外星血脉,却让自己如鱼得水,身体越来越好。 But as values that the alien and local person do not gather completely, was actually various types of water and soil does not gather, made many jokes. 但作为外星人和本土人完全不合的价值观,却是各种水土不合,闹出了不少笑话。 „Really is, my life plan was disrupted completely.” “真是的,我的人生计划完全被打乱了。” Originally, Rorschach has the plan to own life track early. 原本,罗夏对自己的人生轨道已经早有规划。 Goes to school well, studies well, looks for the craftsmanship that not very bad university study can make money, looks for one relaxed and work of no future, work while continues own hobby, when under talking incessantly of family member friend, the hoodlum could not work as, looked for not a beautiful not ugly wife marriage again. 好好上学,好好读书,找个不好不差的大学学一门能够赚钱的手艺,找一份轻松而没啥前途的工作,一边工作一边继续自己的爱好,等在亲人朋友的唠叨下,光棍当不下去了,再找一个不美不丑的老婆结婚。 Then to middle age time pushes the business to newly slightly enters the line young, shakes long, when the wage thief mixed the retirement that year, then in children „how old codger have not died” in the complaint passed away, if can deceive making funeral arrangements tears more perfect, in these exuberant things as for family property...... 然后到了中年的时候就把事务推给新入行的小年轻,晃悠悠的当薪水小偷混到退休那一年,然后在儿女“老不死怎么还不死”的抱怨中离开人世,若是能够骗到点送终的眼泪就更完美了,至于家业中那些神神道道的事情...... „Gave me that to like these younger sisters not ending completely, compared with my mediocre eldest son, various aspects adapted to that crazy and not the understandable magic world.” “全部交给我那个喜欢这些的妹妹不就完了,比起我这个平庸的长子,各方面都适应那个疯狂而不可理解的魔法世界。” But pitifully, one week ago, Rorschach received a letter/believes, then oneself all expectations and lifelong goals, were destroyed completely. 但可惜,就在一个星期前,罗夏接到了一封信,然后自己所有的预期和人生目标,就全部被打碎了。 „ Dear Elder Brother. “亲爱的哥哥。 If you see this letter/believes, perhaps I had died. If you want to know that was who got rid of your dear younger sister, welcome to the ICEY Sol's first interstellar knight academy, in pursue that girl named Isabel. Right, young is two dimension dead dwellings, remembers to give what is desired. 若你看到这封信的话,恐怕我已经死亡。若你想知道是谁干掉了你亲爱的妹妹的话,就请到艾希的索尔第一星际骑士学园,追求上那个叫伊莎贝尔的女孩吧。对了,小伊贝是二次元死宅,记得投其所好。 Rosley .h. Heloise. 罗丽.h.海洛伊丝。 Yes, the day of the Rorschach 16 th birthday, obtained birthday present, is actually not the happy thing, but is the twin younger sister's death news and posthumous writings. 是的,在罗夏自己16岁生日那天,得到的生日礼物,却不是什么让人开心的东西,而是自己孪生妹妹的死讯和遗书。 Henceforth, the Rorschach world was changed completely, he does not arrive does not arrive at this damned place, pursues has not seen girl, seeks truth that oneself younger sister died, starts the new life from the beginning. 从此,罗夏的世界全部被改变,他也不到不来到这鬼地方,追求从没有见过的女孩,寻求自己的妹妹死亡的真相,从头开始新的人生。