Chapter 974 two Sichuan small snakes ( 22 ) 第974章两条四川小长虫 stretch/open Tan thinks «Madame White Snake» that little white and Xier perform only meets „you to know which pot I am”, then did not have, never expected that they also really have real skill. 张叹以为小白和喜儿表演的《白蛇传》只会“你晓得我是哪锅嘛”,然后没了,没想到她们还真有两下子。 „You look at my sliver of strip likely insects, I thought that your permits health/life Exalted Immortal ~” little white sang, stretch/open Tan is shocked, the block applauds, just right that this time grasps finally. “你看我长条条像条虫虫,我看你许生上仙儿~”小白唱道,张叹震惊,墩子鼓掌,这回总算时机掌握的恰到好处。 Xier does not flaunt lets, sang: „How Xiaoqing steals that grass, that ocean of the law opens * floods tower ~” 喜儿不逞多让,也唱道:“怎么小青呐偷那个草啊,那个法海张*淹塔~” Although forgot the word, but the overall was very good. 虽然忘词了,但是总体很不错。 „Good, casts aside the Palestinian palm of the hand ~” little white said at this time, applauds on own initiative, with the block same place, drives everyone together applauds for her and Xier. “好啦,撇巴巴掌~”小白这时候说道,主动鼓掌,和墩子一起,带动大家一起为她和喜儿鼓掌。 stretch/open Tan knows the limitation, applauds hastily, asks: „Developed is very good ? I also want to look.” 张叹识相,连忙鼓掌,问道:“演的很好啊,还有吗？我还想看。” little white acts with constraint saying: „I quite tired ~” 小白矜持道:“我好累嗷~” stretch/open Tan gives her and Xier exhausted grape eats, asked: „Comes one again.” 张叹给她和喜儿剥葡萄吃,问:“再来一段呗。” Xier hiahia smiles, said that she does not remember other, her today's head was thinking the elder sister, has not recorded the word. 喜儿hiahia笑,说她不记得其他的了,她今天的脑瓜子都在想姐姐,就没记词。 This villain mouth is really sweet. 这小人儿嘴真甜。 little white draws her to whisper, swings suspends prepares to perform again, but this time called the block. 小白拉着她嘀嘀咕咕一阵,一摇一摆再次准备表演,不过这次叫上了墩子。 The block is gruff, stands in the living room embarrassed one batch. 墩子憨憨的,站在客厅里尬的一批。 Slightly spoke in vain, the block developed the ocean of the law, the head was only, then also said that if Luo Zikang in good, Luo Zikang was small bald, can develop the ocean of the law, returned to the small red horse to ask Luo Zikang to develop. 小白说,墩子演法海,脑瓜子都是光光的,然后又说,要是罗子康在就好啦,罗子康是小光头,可以演法海,回小红马了可以叫罗子康来演。 Before pomegranate pomegranate, drew several abstention scar on Luo child Kang's bald secretly, proper lesser monk. 榴榴以前偷偷在罗子康的光头上画了几个戒疤,妥妥的小和尚。 The block cannot act in a play, clumsy, worry that his mother looks, directs him unceasingly, but instead added to the chaos, the block does not know how to walk, walked several steps to turn together with the foot. 墩子不会演戏,笨手笨脚的,他妈妈看的着急,不断指挥他,但是反而更添乱了,墩子都不知道怎么走路了,走几步就变成了同手同脚。 Because Xier light/only thinks that today the elder sister went, therefore without recording the lines, said several not, therefore «Madame White Snake» cannot develop. 因为喜儿今天光想姐姐去了,所以没记台词,说了几句就不会了,所以《白蛇传》演不下去。 stretch/open Tan and everyone applauds, good that the little friend performs. 张叹和大家鼓掌,小朋友表演的很棒。 little white asked stretch/open Tan proudly, she developed had evening's movie to be attractive. 小白骄傲地问张叹,她演的有晚上的电影好看吗。 „Naturally has, you are greatly Yanyan, fierce not side.” stretch/open Tan not parsimonious say/way. “当然有,你可是大燕燕,厉害没有边。”张叹毫不吝啬道。 little white haha smiles, Xier nostril faces upwards, forks waist hiahia to smile, not much that although she develops, but her self-sensation is good. 小白哈哈笑,喜儿鼻孔朝天,叉腰hiahia笑,虽然她演的不怎么样,但是她自我感觉良好。 The block mother envies to acclaim, praises little white and Xier is smart, but her family/home block is silly. 墩子妈妈羡慕赞叹,夸小白和喜儿机灵,而她家墩子却傻乎乎的。 Teacher Jiang said: „Block is wise often appear slow-witted, he is not silly, is actually very intelligent.” 姜老师说:“墩子是大智若愚,他一点也不傻,其实很聪明。” Block mother: „Hopes this.” 墩子妈妈:“希望这样吧。” The block a little responded slowly, spoke not many, said was not smooth, seemed clumsy. 墩子就是有点反应慢,说话不多,说的也不溜,显得笨手笨脚。 stretch/open Tan shouted little white and Xier, said: „I make up a Lady White Snake's story to you, how do you develop?” 张叹把小白和喜儿喊到跟前,说:“我给你们编一段白娘子的故事,你们来演怎么样？” Slightly spoke in vain she is quite tired. 小白说她好累吖。 stretch/open Tan gives her to massage the massage shoulder , to continue to tempt with the promise of gain, said good that so long as they develop, leads on them the television. 张叹给她按摩按摩肩膀,继续利诱,说只要她们演的好,就带她们上电视。 Xier asked, is the pomegranate pomegranate thinks on that television. 喜儿问,是不是榴榴想上的那个电视。 stretch/open Tan: „Is that television.” 张叹:“就是那个电视。” little white and Xier collected together another whisper, the agreement. 小白和喜儿凑一起又一阵嘀咕,同意了。 stretch/open Tan displays own forte, the screenwriter, Bai Jianping is in the expert the person, took the paper and pen came, facilitates Boss stretch/open Scene to write the script. 张叹发挥自己的长项,现场编剧,白建平是内行中人,去拿了纸和笔过来,方便张老板现场写剧本。 However Boss stretch/open is the Deity, makes up a story not to need the paper and pen, he referred to oneself brain, that meaning is self-evident. 但是张老板乃神人,编个小故事根本不需要纸和笔,他指了指自己的脑子,那意思不言而喻。 Bai Jianping acclaimed, applauds, at once feels side was correct murderous aura, was the horse orchid. 白建平赞叹,鼓掌,旋即感觉侧面有道杀气,是马兰花的。 The horse orchid looked that his vision face shuts out, dislikes him to be flattery. 马兰花看他的目光一脸嫌弃,嫌他溜须拍马。 Bai Jianping applauded to turn into rubbing hands, be used to it, hehe, was used to it in the dramatic team. 白建平鼓掌变成了搓手,习惯了,呵呵,在剧组习惯了。 stretch/open Tan Director little white and Xier, but also lacks two people, called the block. 张叹指挥小白和喜儿,还缺两个人,叫上墩子。 stretch/open Tan said: „little white develops the ocean of the law......” 张叹说:“小白演法海……” Finishes speaking, little white stamps one's foot, unbelievable say/way: „Anything!!!! I am not small bald.” 话音刚落,小白跳起脚来,难以置信道:“啥子！！！！我不是小光头嘛。” stretch/open Tan: „Sorry, sorry, spoke incorrectly, little white plays Xiaoqing, Xier plays Lady White Snake......” 张叹:“对不起,对不起,说错了,小白演小青,喜儿演白娘子……” The voice falls, little white stamps one's foot discontentedly, „I am little white, I play Lady White Snake ~ ~ ~” 话音一落,小白又跳起脚来不满,“我是小白诶,我演白娘子诶~~~” Said is also reasonable, stretch/open Tan asked Xier's opinion, Xier hiahiahia, therefore little white played Lady White Snake. 说的也有道理,张叹问喜儿的意见,喜儿hiahiahia,所以小白演回白娘子了。 „Xier plays Xiaoqing, little white plays Lady White Snake, the block plays Xu Xian.” stretch/open Tan said. “那喜儿演小青,小白演白娘子,墩子演许仙。”张叹说。 Bai Jianping asked that he develops anything. 白建平问他演什么。 The horse orchid interposed: „You develop a hammer!” 马兰花插话道:“你演个锤子！” Bai Jianping is discontented saying: „The person speech of dramatic team, your layman do not interrupt! Is non-specialized!” 白建平不满道:“剧组的人说话,你一个外行不要插嘴！不专业！” The horse orchid said that she acts in a play is truly non-specialized, but her venomous tongue is very specialized, said is not of pleasant to hear, but said is right. 马兰花说她演戏确实不专业,但是她毒舌很专业,说的不好听,但说的都是对的。 stretch/open Tan said: „little white uncle plays the boatman.” 张叹说:“小白舅舅演船夫。” Bai Jianping is eager to try, his long-time bubble in the dramatic team, has to request a performance the addiction. 白建平跃跃欲试,他长久泡在剧组,有点戏瘾。 ...... …… After some time rehearsal, the performance started. 经过一段时间的排练,演出开始了。 Teacher Jiang and horse orchid and block mother eat the melon to sit, pats Palestinian palm of the hand welcome. 姜老师和马兰花和墩子妈妈吃瓜坐好,拍巴巴掌欢迎。 Director stretch/open Tan, Bai Jianping pretends to row a boat, the block sits in the stern, little white and Xier Station in not far away, Xier shouted: „Boatmen ~ ~ boatmen, hiahiahia ~ ~ ~ ~” 张叹指挥,白建平假装在划船,墩子坐在船尾,小白和喜儿站在不远处,喜儿喊:“船家~~船家,hiahiahia~~~~” Opens sighs speechless, said: „Xier, your other hiahia ~” 张叹无语,说:“喜儿,你别hiahia~” „Hiahia, good ~” “hiahia,好~” stretch/open Tan: „That comes again.” 张叹:“那重来。” Makes a fresh start, Xier shouted the boatmen boatmen, the block said to Bai Jianping: „Uncle, Xier is shouting you.” 重新开始,喜儿大喊船家船家,墩子对白建平说:“舅舅,喜儿在喊你。” stretch/open Tan: „......” 张叹:“……” The block mother urgently said: „Block, do not shout the uncle, you are acting in a play, act in a play to know that also do not call Xier, didn't you record the lines a moment ago?” 墩子妈妈急切道:“墩子,你不要喊舅舅,你是在演戏,演戏知道吗,也不要叫喜儿,你刚才不是记了台词吗？” stretch/open Tan the patience and block said again, but the block cannot remember, from the beginning developed forgets to act in a play. 张叹耐心和墩子再说一遍,但是墩子就是记不住,一开始演就忘了是在演戏。 The small white clouds whistling draw him to the corner, whispered, gesticulated, ominous, stretch/open Tanzhen worried that she will hit block. 小白气呼呼地把他拉到角落里,嘀嘀咕咕,指手画脚,凶巴巴的,张叹真担心她会打墩子一顿。 However is very effective, after starting again, the block is unexpectedly rhythmical, stiffness that although develops, but the lines were at least right. 但是很管用,再次开始后,墩子竟然有板有眼,虽然演的僵硬,但是起码台词都对了。 This is famous paragraph „roaming lake borrows umbrella”. 这一幕是名段落“游湖借伞”。 Rains, little white and Xier embarked finally, Xier said: „, Weren't you a moment ago that not pocketing the money young master?” 下雨了,小白和喜儿终于上船了,喜儿说:“诶,你不是刚才那位拾金不昧的公子吗？” The block said: „Hehe ~ is I.” 墩子说:“呵呵~是我。” stretch/open Tan worries. 张叹捏了把汗。 At this time Xier approach, brought in gust, rocking that the pleasure boat blew, Lady White Snake and Xu Xian must hold hands at this time accidentally. 这时喜儿做法,引来一阵风,把游船吹的晃动,白娘子和许仙这时候要无意中牵手。 One that the face of block brushes was red. 墩子的脸刷的一下红了。 stretch/open Tan expressed admiration, the present child thoughts are not pure. 张叹啧啧称奇,现在的小孩子心思不单纯啊。 The block without delay, turned the head to arrive at „bow” to stand, when a klutz. 墩子二话不说,转头就到了“船头”站着,当一个木头人。 On the ship, little white is complaining about Xier, „your melon baby, you make anything! You run away in fear to discuss permits Guanren ~ ~ ~” 船上,小白在埋怨喜儿,“你个瓜娃子,你做啥子嘛！你把许官人吓跑唠~~~” stretch/open Tanting so to be how strange, a Lady White Snake when Sichuan, in addition loli small voiceless sound, but, is very interesting. 张叹听的怎么这么怪呢,白娘子什么时候一口川普,外加萝莉小清音,但是,很有趣啊。 Lady White Snake's story happened in Sichuan Mount Qingcheng, said passing that Sichuan explained completely, stretch/open Tan is thinking, if «Folk drama Bone» developed «Lady White Snake Legend», does not know how the echo, then can write a «Lady White Snake of Legend script Folk drama Bone», the Sichuan words version, greatly was perhaps popular. 白娘子的故事发生在四川青城山,说一口川普完全解释的通,张叹在想,要是《小戏骨》演一出《白娘子传奇》,不知道反响会怎么样,回头可以写一出《小戏骨之白娘子传奇》的剧本,川话版,没准大受欢迎呢。 „I was wrong ~” Xiaoqing who Xier played was also Sichuan. “我错了嘛~”喜儿饰演的小青也是一口川普。 Two Sichuan small snakes. 两条四川小长虫。 Xier continued: „Elder sister, in the wind and rain sees the true feelings ~ hia ~.” 喜儿继续说:“姐姐,风雨中才见真情嘛~hia~啊。” Bai Jianping sang at this time, he did not call already, amazed the world with a single brilliant feat, opened the mouth to sing. 白建平这时候唱起来了,他是不鸣则已,一鸣惊人,一开口是唱。 „Xihu beautiful scene in March/three months day ~ ~ ~” “西湖美景三月天诶~~~” „Spring rain such as liquor willow Ruyan ~ ~ ~” “春雨如酒柳如烟诶~~~” Xier then sang: „Being predestined friends the thousand li (500 km) meets ~ misses opposite to be difficult to pull ~ ~ ~” 喜儿接着唱:“有缘千里来相会~无缘对面手难牵~~~” The horse orchid laughs, asked Teacher Jiang low voice: „How also to sing, Xier sang real of pleasant to hear, my family old white harsh throat.” 马兰花大笑,小声问姜老师:“怎么还唱起来了,喜儿唱的真好听,我家老白破锣嗓子。” Teacher Jiang said: „This song is really of pleasant to hear, opens sighs writes temporarily??” 姜老师说:“这歌真好听,张叹临时写的吗？？”