SAHDA :: Volume #2

#183: The first female is joined to the television ( 1 / 3 )


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In the evening, little white is teaching Bai Jianping to speak the standard spoken Chinese, as long as the standard spoken Chinese has the person of Class C to hear, must smile to spurt. 晚上,小白又在教白建平说普通话,但凡普通话有个丙级的人听到,都要笑喷。 If the leaders are not virtuous , the people cannot expected to virtuous, slightly teaches without charge is crooked, Bai Jianping nature study is also rough. 上梁不正下梁歪,小白教的就是歪歪斜斜的,白建平自然学的也是磕磕绊绊。 Finally, Bai Jianping throws up one's job is not dry: Study did not discuss study does not discuss, a lot of air/Qi.” 最后,白建平撂担子不干了:“不学唠不学唠,一肚子的气。” little white casts off the wig on head, asked curiously: „Did claw, have the baby?” 小白摘掉脑袋上的假发,好奇地问:“爪子了嘛,有娃娃了?” Has the hammer! Did your watermelon leader, what thing talk nonsense?” “有锤子!你个西瓜头头,瞎说啥子东西?” „It is not you instigates a lot of air/Qi.” “不是你唆一肚子的气嘛。” Was mad by you.” “是被你气的。” What did I live in? I am teaching you to study knowledge sai.” “我住啥子了嘛?我是在教你学知识噻。” Why do you shout and wrangle to me? thunder Fanzhen but actually.”( PS: thunder Fanzhen but actually = sound big not side) “你为啥子对我大呼小叫?雷翻震倒。”(PS:雷翻震倒=声音大的没边) I have not instigated you am the pig brain am extravagant yeah ~ ~ “我都没有唆你是猪脑阔哎~~” What do you instigate? Do you instigate again? I teach your fart fart to blossom.” “你唆啥子?你再唆一遍?我教你的屁屁儿开花。” What flower...... blooms?” “……开啥子花?” white Chun spends!” “白椿花!” Is the claw is not the horse orchid?” “为爪子不是马兰花咧?” Bai Jianping shouts to the bathroom immediately: Nag, the nag, little white this melon baby is singing the horse orchid ~ ~ 白建平立刻对卫生间大喊:“老马,老马,小白这个瓜娃子在唱马兰花~~” In the bathroom had not responded, he also shouted, had the response finally. 卫生间里没反应,他又喊了一遍,终于有了回应了。 Both of you chicken excrement, was careful that I give your earwax.” “你们俩小鸡儿屎,小心我哐哐给你们俩耳屎。” Bai Jianping hears word, looks to lying down little white on rocking chair, shakes shakes. 白建平闻言,看向躺在摇椅上的小白,晃啊晃的。 What do you live in?” “你住啥子?” close to is suitable ~ ~ “巴适~~” This is my.” “这是我的。” Hou humph humph ~ ~ you were careful that the point the uncle, the aunt wants to be flat you.” “嚯嚯嚯~~你小心点嗷舅舅,舅妈要扁你嗷。” You must be careful.” “你也要小心点。” Uncle, I wants to watch the television.” “舅舅,我想看电视。” Bai Jianping remembers the television station also to have " Woman 30 » promotional film suddenly, opens, adjusts Pujiang TV Station, is showing the advertisement. 白建平猛然想起电视台也有《女人三十》的宣传片,打开来,调到浦江电视台,正在播放广告。 little white looked for two seconds, said: Uncle, I wants to watch the animated cartoon, if there is a windmill car(riage) and false best discuss experienced.” 小白看了两秒,说:“舅舅,我想看动画片,要是有风车车和假老练最好唠。” You see 4 years old from 1 year old, immediately 5 years old discussed that you also looked at the windmill car(riage) and false experienced, couldn't you grow up? Can the anticipation be meaningful?” “你从一岁看到四岁,马上五岁唠,你还看风车车和假老练,你长不大吗?能不能看点有意义的?” What meaningful?” “啥子有意义的?” „The soap opera that we make must broadcast to discuss, immediately in the television will have, aiya, little white, I told you, I take the subway today, saw play that we made, I also saw you.” “我们拍的电视剧要播唠,马上电视里就会有,哎呀,小白,我告诉你,我今天坐地铁,看到了我们拍的戏,我还看到了你。” „, Do you also take the subway? Is the subway a lang type? Will a lang subway have me?” “哇,你还坐地铁哇?地铁是啷个样的?啷个地铁还会有我咧?” We are Yanyan sai.” “我们是燕燕噻。” Saw the aunt?” “看到了舅妈吗?” Saw.” “看到了。” She in what?” “她在住啥子?” On latrine.” “上茅厕。” Goose goose goose ~ ~ ~ “鹅鹅鹅~~~” Ha ~ ~ ~ “哈哈哈~~~” A coldly sound resounds: What do you smile?” 一个冷冷的声音响起:“你们笑啥子?” little white kicks immediately, holds the pillow to cover one in rocking chair on own head, oneself, when the ostrich buries. 小白立刻扑腾扑腾,把摇椅里的一个抱枕盖在自己脑袋上,把自己当鸵鸟埋起来。 Although the choice could not see, but the small ear can hear! 虽然选择看不到,但是小耳朵能听到! Quite scary! 好吓人呀! The aunt is teaching the uncle, the uncle is apologizing to the aunt. 舅妈在训舅舅,舅舅在向舅妈道歉。 Passed the little while, near the ear noise stopped, little white opens an eye to peep, sees only the aunt to stand before her unemotionally, is staring her, has a scare her. 过了会儿,耳边的嘈杂声停了,小白睁开一只眼睛偷看,只见舅妈面无表情地站在她面前,瞪着她,把她吓一跳。 Melon baby, crawls!” “瓜娃子,爬开!” The melon baby without delay, crawls obediently, sits returns to own small stool, but also holding the pillow fills up to the aunt. 瓜娃子二话不说,乖乖地爬起来,坐回到自己的小凳子上,还把抱枕给舅妈垫上。 The horse orchid lies down, the dai Chinese zither asked Bai Jianping: „In television will have us?” 马兰花躺上去,嘚瑟地问白建平:“电视里啥时候会有我们?” Bai Jianping: Minute of minute.” 白建平:“分分钟。” 3 minutes, but also no. 三分钟了,还没有。 5 minutes, but also no. 五分钟了,还没有。 10 minutes, are no. 十分钟了,还是没有。 horse orchid: Bai Jianping, does your claw instigate?” 马兰花:“白建平,你爪子唆?” little white follows: Uncle your lang instigates, the young basin friends waited to discuss for a long time, the windmill car(riage) and false experienced fired off discusses.” 小白跟着:“舅舅你啷个唆,小盆友都等了好久唠,风车车和假老练都打完唠。” Bai Jianping wiped the perspiration of forehead, will find the excuse, suddenly the spirit inspired, points at the television saying: Look, come.” 白建平擦了擦额头的汗,正要找借口,忽然精神一振,指着电视说:“看,来啦。” Three eyes are staring at the television, really came. 三双眼睛盯着电视,果然来了。 The «Woman 30» promotional film came. 《女人三十》的宣传片来了。 With Bai Jianping on the subway sees, presented three female hosts, is the first female matches, little white. 和白建平在地铁上看到的一样,出现了三位女主,然后是第一女配,小白一家。 When saw oneself really appear on the television, the horse orchid said tremblingly, she must bring honor to ancestors, is not extremely calm, not little white and Bai Jianping's calm elegant demeanor. 当看到自己真的出现在电视上,马兰花颤颤巍巍地说,她要光宗耀祖了,情绪极不稳定,毫无小白和白建平的镇定风采。 She has entrained little white. 她拽过身边的小白。 little white had a scare, kicks to shout: What lives to live in what? Do not kill my sai, I am a good baby, I like singing sai.” 小白被吓一跳,扑腾扑腾嚷嚷:“住啥子住啥子?不要杀我噻,我是个好娃娃,我只是喜欢唱歌噻。” Ba ~ ~ 吧唧吧唧~~ little white was kissed two by the aunt, leaves behind beach sparkling saliva. 小白被舅妈亲了两口,留下一滩亮晶晶的口水。 The horse orchid lets loose her, especially said to Bai Jianping excitedly: I must give the son the sending a letter breath.” 马兰花放开她,尤其兴奋地对白建平说:“我要给儿子发个信息。” Bai Jianping: Doesn't telephone for the claw?” 白建平:“为爪子不打电话?” horse orchid: If rested a lang office, awakening by noise was not good, the work was much tired.” 马兰花:“要是睡告了啷个办,吵醒了不好,工作多累。” She sent the information, without a while, the telephone made a sound, is the son. 她发了信息,没一会儿,电话响了,是儿子的。 little white saliva that wipes the face, while is raising the small head, sees the aunt to telephone. 小白一边擦脸上的口水,一边昂着小脑袋,看舅妈打电话。 Is less than 5 minutes, the telephone finished. 不到五分钟,电话结束了。 Do not look that the horse orchid is very each time excited the son calls, but also cannot chat anything, no while was speechless. 别看马兰花每次都很兴奋给儿子打电话,但是又聊不了什么,没一会儿就无话可说了。 Bai Jianping asked: cockroach lang did say? Can he come to Pujiang?” 白建平问:“小强啷个说?他要来浦江?” In the telephone, he heard a moment ago, but not entire, especially must come to Pujiang to be very careful to the son. 刚才电话里,他听到了一些,但是不全,尤其对儿子要来浦江很上心。 little white also raises up the ear to listen, showing the pot must come ~ 小白也竖起耳朵听着,表锅要来啦~ The horse orchid said happily, the son must go to Hangzhou business trip recently, when the time comes looks at the time, comes to see them on the way. 马兰花高兴地说,儿子最近要去杭州出差,到时候看有没有时间,顺路来看看他们。 As soon as Bai Jianping listens, on the face shows the smile, said, they have a half year not to see the son. 白建平一听,脸上露出笑容,说起来,他们已经有半年没见到儿子了。 Although the son was big, with the girlfriend stays together, however becomes the parents, no matter the son how old, is when the child regards. 虽然儿子大了,和女朋友住在一起,但是当父母的,不管儿子多大年纪,都是当孩子看待。 …… …… «Woman 30» broadcast , lightly drainings the video network to broadcast in Pujiang TV Station and penguin video net synchronously. 《女人三十》播出了,在浦江电视台、企鹅视频网、淅沥沥视频网同步播出。 Next morning, movie town, dramatic team. 第二天一早,影视城,剧组。 stretch/open did Dao, watch television the data to come out?” Chen Fei ya just put on make-up, happen to sees the director to open with along the process. “张导,收视数据出来了吗?”陈飞雅刚刚化妆出来,正好看到导演张同顺经过。 Last night she made a movie in the dramatic team, cannot watch Pujiang TV Station, but after going home, spent the time to read the edition in website especially. 昨晚她在剧组拍戏,没能收看到浦江电视台,但是回家后特地花时间看了网站上的版本。 Opened with along being able not help to look at the cell phone, does not have any information sent. 张同顺情不自禁看了看手机,没有任何信息发来。 Without is so early, stretch/open Tan went to the company to meet, passes the little while to come on the bulletin data, just wait.” “没这么早,张叹已经去公司开会了,过会儿就会报数据过来,等着吧。” Just left, the front surface met actor Wu and Yue kingdoms. 刚离开,迎面又遇到男演员吴越。 stretch/open Dao, did the viewing ratio come out?” “张导,收视率出来了吗?” Also no, when stretch/open Tan met to finish has.” “还没呢,等张叹开会结束就有了。” stretch/open Dao, did the data have?” “张导,数据有了吗?” Just wait, stretch/open Tan met.” “等着吧,张叹开会去了。” ...... …… Yang bead sees that runs back the putting on make-up room, said to putting on make-up Su Lan: Su Sister Su, the viewing ratio has not come out, stretch/open Dao does not know, now Teacher stretch/open went to the company to meet, waits for his side news.” 杨珠见状,跑回化妆室,对正在化妆的苏澜说:“苏苏姐,收视率还没出来,张导也不知道,现在张老师去了公司开会,等他那边的消息。” The Su billows un, anticipated at heart disturbedly. 苏澜嗯了一声,心里忐忑期待。 Very early in the morning, in dramatic team, as long as some people meet to open with smooth, will unable to bear inquiry last night reception. 一大早,剧组里但凡有人遇到张同顺,都会忍不住询问昨晚的收视情况。 Opening with is affable they to be the same , is very impatient, especially wants to know the viewing ratio, this had not lifted the flash of bridal cover like the nuptial chamber, the mood anticipates uneasy. 张同顺和他们一样,也很心急,特别想知道收视率,这就像进了洞房还没掀开新娘盖子的一瞬间,心情忐忑不安又期待不已。 At this moment, stretch/open Tanzheng sits in the conference room, side is ten thousand years of partner tall Xiaolan. 此刻,张叹正坐在会议室里,旁边是万年搭档高小兰。 As long as enters the person in conference room, saw that they must say congratulates. 但凡进会议室的人,看到他俩都要说一声恭喜。 How has not known, if the viewing ratio is not good, that was awkward, therefore stretch/open Tan and tall Xiaolan seem very discrete. 还不知道怎么样呢,万一收视率不好,那就尴尬了,所以张叹和高小兰都显得很谨慎。 Finally, minister vermilion Ruopu last enters the conference room, after taking a seat, took a fast look around, the vision fell to stretch/open Tan and on tall Xiaolan, said: old hasn't stretch/open come? Very can calm down.” 终于,部长朱若浦最后一个进入会议室,落座后,扫视了一圈,目光落到张叹和高小兰身上,说:“老张没来?挺沉得住气。” Then, directly soars the subject: That now, I first notify the viewing ratio.” 说完,直奔主题:“那现在,我先通报收视率。”
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