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#1276: The aunts in the world are big bastards ( 2 / 3 )


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The aunts in Chapter 1278 entire world are big bastards ( 23 ) 第1278章全世界的舅妈都是大坏蛋 „Did Xier, how you cry? Who bullied you?” When Zhang Tan sees Xier, sees only Xier eyes tearful, is employing professional mourners the small face, probably by mistreatment. He just wants to recover the gathering place for the happy baby, turns the head to look, sees little white, pours to inspire. “喜儿,你怎么哭了?谁欺负你了?”张叹看到喜儿时,只见喜儿眼泪汪汪的,哭丧着小脸,像是受了欺负。他刚想替喜娃娃找回场子,转头一看,看到小白,不禁倒吸了一口气。 Hiss- is small, little white, your mouth? Poison? How to swell is so fierce? Comes quickly, shows me.” “嘶-小,小白,你嘴巴怎么了?中毒了吗?怎么肿的这么厉害?快过来,给我看看。” ying chirp ~ ~ ~ ~ little white cannot bear at this moment, the lip is spicy and hemp, did not have the consciousness. “嘤嘤嘤~~~~”小白此刻也受不了,嘴唇又辣又麻,没有了知觉。 Finally, three children were rescued by Zhang Tan promptly, bring in the family/home, gives them three bottles of yogurt. 最终,三个小朋友被张叹及时救回,带到了家里,给她们三瓶酸奶。 The yogurt can solution La, three children gather round the brazier, holds yogurt one to attract, finally is better, gradually slow the god. 酸奶可以解辣,三个小朋友围着火盆,捧着酸奶一阵吸,终于好一些,渐渐缓过神来。 Hiss hiss, is quite spicy, the block, your hot rabbit is so why spicy?” little white asked the block, she had not been burnt becomes crosses like this, especially looks in the small mirror the oneself lip, her one sad, how did her mouth turn into this?! “嘶哈嘶哈,好辣吖,墩子,你的麻辣兔头为啥子这么辣?”小白问墩子,她还没被辣成这样过,尤其看着小镜子里自己嘴唇,她就一阵难过,她的嘴巴怎么变成这样了?! Hiahiahiahia ~ ~ ~ ~ hiss hiss ~ ~ Xier looks at little white lip, on fall about. “hiahiahiahia~~~~嘶哈嘶哈~~”喜儿一看小白的嘴唇,就忍不住大笑。 Happy baby!” little white is discontented. “喜娃娃!”小白不满。 Hiahiahia ~ ~ ~ Xier cannot stop, cannot control oneself, little white was too funny. “hiahiahia~~~”喜儿根本停不下来,控制不住自己,小白实在太好笑了。 At this time, the block said: Is such spicy sai, delicious.” 这时候,墩子说:“就是这么辣噻,好吃。” little white stares at him to ask: „Did your uncle intoxicate to us? lang will be so spicy? This unscientific sai.” 小白盯着他问:“你舅舅是不是给我们下毒了吖?啷个会这么辣咧?这不科学噻。” The block definitely said: My uncle will not intoxicate.” 墩子肯定地说:“我舅舅不会下毒。” Suspected that no one can suspect the uncle, the uncle may be good to him. 怀疑谁也不能怀疑舅舅呀,舅舅对他可好了。 „Is that so why spicy?” little white touched glowing red the lip that swells, kissed nearby a happy baby, still no consciousness, kissed with had not kissed. “那为啥子这么辣?”小白摸了摸红彤彤的肿起来的嘴唇,亲了一口一旁的喜娃娃,依然没什么知觉,亲了跟没亲似的。 Can be my aunt intoxicates?” The block let off his uncle, but has not let off his aunt, shifted the suspect to his aunt on. “会不会是我舅妈下毒?”墩子放过了他舅舅,但是没有放过他舅妈,把怀疑对象转移到他舅妈身上了。 Two little friend inference, draws the conclusion finally, is the aunt of block intoxicates, wants to turn their three children spicily. 两個小朋友一阵“推理”,最后得出结论,是墩子的舅妈下了毒,想要辣翻她们三个小朋友。 little white said indignantly: „The aunts in the world are the big bastards!” 小白不由气愤地说:“全世界的舅妈都是大坏蛋吖!” Under aunts of raker hit to fall face down entire day. 一耙子把全天下的舅妈都打趴下了。 In Xier heart also a little sense of justice, she asked: „Is horse aunt also the big bastard? She ate the warm egg to me.” 喜儿心中还有一点正义感,她问道:“马舅妈也是大坏蛋吗?她给我吃了暖暖的鸡蛋呢。” little white is staring at her: What did you say?” 小白盯着她:“你说啥子?” Xier stayed, said hastily: Is the bastard.” 喜儿呆了呆,连忙说:“是坏蛋。” The block took remaining that hot rabbit again, little white eyes one bright, Xier about looked subconsciously, the adoptive father and elder sisters are not,(.). 墩子把剩下的那点麻辣兔头再次拿了出来,小白眼睛一亮,喜儿则下意识地左右看了看,干爹和姐姐都不在,(.)。 Also eats?” The block asked. “还吃吗?”墩子问。 The little white eyeball chaotic revolutions, has not replied, but Xier shook the head saying that does not eat does not eat, burnt. 小白的眼珠子乱转,没有答话,而喜儿则摇头说不吃了不吃了,也太辣了叭。 My soul must fly spicily.” “我的魂儿都要辣飞啦。” Xier has learned little white pet phrase. 喜儿已经学会了小白的口头禅。 Hou humph humph humph, I eat again.” Slightly is speaking in vain, extended the evil small hand, pinched in a hot rabbit plug cock. “嚯嚯嚯嚯,我再吃一点。”小白说着,就伸出了罪恶的小手,又捏了一块麻辣兔头塞嘴里。 At this time, she noticed that outside the room walked the big cockerel. 这时候,她看到屋外走进来大公鸡。 The big cockerel is going against the cockscomb, is valiant and spirited, is insufferably arrogant. Xier subconsciously moved moving toward little white and block behind. 大公鸡顶着鸡冠,雄赳赳、气昂昂,不可一世。喜儿下意识地往小白和墩子身后挪了挪。 In this world, no matter the small creature big animal, can bully her. 在这个世界上,甭管小动物大动物,都能欺负她。 In Bai Village, the big cockerel can bully her, in Huang Village, the son of a bitch in lane can also bully her. 在白家村,大公鸡可以欺负她,在黄家村,巷子里的狗子也能欺负她。 She had not forgotten, comes here first breakfast, she was pursued by the big cockerel was expelling for a long time. 她可没有忘记,来这里的第一个早餐,她就被大公鸡追着撵了好久。 little white is dark the stamp to lose one scrap hot rabbit on the ground, feeds eats to the big cockerel. 小白则暗戳戳地把一小块麻辣兔头丢在地上,喂给大公鸡吃。 The big cockerel has not thought obviously, has the defiant person to dare to harm Us unexpectedly. It has not guarded, pecked two mouths with the sharp mouth curiously, feels the flavor to be good, one swallowed the hashed meat of hot rabbit head, then looks at little white...... 大公鸡显然没有想到,竟有刁民敢害朕。它没有提防,好奇地用尖嘴啄了两嘴,觉得味道不错,就一口把麻辣兔头的碎肉咽了下去,然后看着小白…… Therefore little white lost one. 于是小白又丢了一块。 ...... …… Shortly , the big cockerel is getting more and more hot tempered, starts to act crazy in the living room, stirs up the wing, walks insanely wild, until staring at three was still throwing feeds its child, the chicken feather on neck explodes, the elongated chicken mouth, the dive goes, must three retaliate them. 没多久,大公鸡越来越暴躁,开始在客厅发飙,煽动翅膀,疯狂暴走,直到盯上了三个还在投喂它的小孩子,脖子上的鸡毛炸起,伸长鸡嘴,俯冲而去,要对她们三进行打击报复。 ~ ~ ~ “啊啊啊啊啊~~~” The three children's crazy avoidance in living room, found the opportunity, one smooth all ran the living room, leapt up in the courtyard, continued to run down the slope speedily, dashed on the boundary ridge between fields, ran toward block, in a short time does not dare to come back. 三个小朋友在客厅里疯狂躲避,找到机会,一溜的全部跑出了客厅,蹿到了院子里,继续一溜烟跑下了坡,飞奔在田埂上,朝墩子家跑去,短时间内是不敢回来了。 ~ runs in the forefront that little friend incautiously, foot treads spatially, fell from the boundary ridge between fields, falls in field that in the snow covered. 吧嗒~跑在最前面的那个小朋友一不小心,一脚踏空,从田埂上摔了下去,掉在了积雪覆盖的田野里。 Has not waited for the following two children a lending a hand pull people, finally that, fell down in the field, kicked out a human form pit in the snow. 还没等后面两个小朋友去搭把手拉人,最后那个也吧嗒一下,扑倒在了田野里,在积雪上扑出了一个人形坑。 Only leaves behind middle that in cold wind disorderly...... 只留下中间那个,在寒风中凌乱…… The duty that Zhang Tan pays new year's call is very simple, by the third day of the lunar New Year, he visited relative's duty fully to complete, started to eat and drink in the day that home mixed to eat. 张叹拜年的任务很简单,到大年初三,他走访亲戚的任务就全部完成了,开始了吃吃喝喝在家混吃的日子。 He happen to uses this rare leisure time, the idea this year's film and television plan, celebrates the new year to return to Pujiang well, must fully start the new year of work. 他正好利用這難得的闲暇时間,好好构思今年的影视计划,过完年回到浦江,就要全面启动新一年的工作。 Tan Jiner these days crossed very substantially, she follows Teacher Jiang to study the good food, the learn/study paper-cut and embroidery. 谭锦儿这些日子过得很充实,她跟着姜老师学习美食、学习剪纸和刺绣。 The paper-cut and embroidery these two craftsmanship are lives fine, needs to calm the mind, spending the time to ponder over slowly. 剪纸和刺绣这两门手艺都是精细活,需要静下心,花时间慢慢琢磨的。 Tan Jiner has the talent very much, begins quickly, the progress is very big, often obtains Mr. Jiang praise. 谭锦儿很有天赋,上手很快,进步很大,经常得到姜老师的夸奖。 Teacher Jiang as if found a favorite student, gives as much support as possible, taught her patiently. 姜老师仿佛找到了一个得意门生,倾囊相授,非常耐心地教导她。 Where does Teacher Jiang your paper-cut and embroidery study?” Tan Jiner inquired curiously. “姜老师你的剪纸和刺绣是从哪里学来的?”谭锦儿好奇地询问。 Teacher Jiang silent moment, seemed recalling, fell into the short recollection. 姜老师沉默片刻,似乎在回想,陷入了短暂的回忆。 Studies from teacher there.” “是从一个老师那里学的。” Teacher? The paper-cut and do the embroidery have the school to teach?” “老师?剪纸和刺绣有学校会教吗?” Is a folk crafstman.” Teacher Jiang said, like present me and you, I was also followed that teacher to study before.” “是一位民间手艺人。”姜老师说道,“就像现在的我和你,以前我也是跟着那位老师学的。” That teacher certainly is a very extraordinary person.” “那位老师一定是个很了不起的人。” Her name was don't Di, was very famous here, right, the county city had her artistic exhibition hall.” “她叫莫娣,在我们这里很有名,对了,县城有她的艺术展馆。” From chatting, Tan Jiner knew, this folk crafstman more than ten years ago named don't Di passed away, her paper-cut and embroidery are well known in Sichuan, because is just the folk art and traditional culture, in immediately, has not gained due attaching great importance to that the pop culture is in vogue, therefore the foreign popularity is limited, only limited to some specific circles in famous. 从聊天中,谭锦儿得知,这位名叫莫娣的民间手艺人十几年前就去世了,她的剪纸和刺绣在四川名气不小,只不过因为是民间艺术和传统文化,在流行文化盛行的当下,并没有得到足够的重视,所以在国外的知名度有限,仅限于一些特定的圈子里为人熟知。 In the cultural exhibition hall in county city, exhibited many her paper-cuts and embroidery works, introduced her entire life. 在县城的文化展馆里,陈列了许多她的剪纸和刺绣作品,介绍了她生平。 Nearby Zhang Tan said: This is very interesting, we can look, feared during the new year's celebration , the exhibition hall does not open the door.” 一旁的张叹说道:“这个很有意思,我们可以去看一看,就怕过年期间展馆不开门。” Teacher Jiang said: Must wait till 8 th will open the door, when the time comes you can go to the county city to watch the festive lighting exhibition, strolls there while convenient, there has many fine works, is worth look at.” 姜老师说:“要等到初八才会开门,到时候你们可以去县城看灯展,顺便逛一逛那里,那里有很多精美的作品,非常值得一看。” Zhang Tan just wants to speak, suddenly the cell phone transmits the vibration, some people sent in the information, looked is thanks Ou sends. 张叹刚想说话,忽然手机传来震动,有人发来了信息,一看是谢鸥发来的。 thanks Ou is «I Is Zhan Two» producers, for these days her the daily metropolis/can first sent on the same day box office of movie. 谢鸥是《我是詹二》的制片人,這几天她每天都会第一时间发来电影的当天票房。 Continues to write Chapter 3 继续写第三章
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