, Milk father academy ,奶爸学园 stretch/open Tan wanted between -meal snack to a meeting on the way young boy, is a boiled pine nut, fragrant. 张叹向一个路遇的小男孩要了零食,是一把煮熟的松子,香喷喷的。 The young boy sits after mother's electric car, just with stretch/open Tanxiao white and other traffic lights, asked to eat by stretch/open Tan together, helpless, but gave him naturally, has not told mother. 小男孩坐在妈妈的电动车后,刚好和张叹小白一起等红绿灯,被张叹伸手要吃的,无奈极了,但还是大方地给了他一把,没有告诉妈妈。 stretch/open Tan turned around to give behind little white, little white sat in the back seat, grasped his small hand to loosen, without a while transmitted the bo bo sound, in cracking with the teeth pine nut. 张叹转身就给了身后的小白,小白坐在车后座,抱住他的小手松开了,没一会儿传来哔哔啵啵的声响,是在嗑松子呢。 Opens sighs the visual front, looks at the traffic light, simultaneously urged behind little white, a while rode a bicycle unable to eat, must enclasp him, the pine nut that had not finished eating admitted in the stomacher. 张叹目视前方,看着红绿灯,同时叮嘱身后的小白,等会儿骑车了就不能吃了,要抱紧他,没吃完的松子放进兜兜里。 The voice falls, the back row had not responded, he is just about then to have a look, suddenly the sides of the small of the back were poked the stamp, a tender small hand extended the front, the mulberry leaf that small palm of the hand of early spring spread out, above was a pine nut. 话音落下,后排没有反应,他正要回头看看,忽然腰眼被戳了戳,一只嫩嫩的小手伸到了前方,初春的桑叶子那么小的小巴掌摊开,上面是一把松子。 „Do you eat?” little white is asking behind. “你吃吗？”小白在身后问道。 stretch/open Tannie two, „, remaining yourself ate.” 张叹捏了两颗,“可以啦,剩下的你自己吃叭。” The small hands shrank, the little white happy voice resounds again, „you must eat you to instigate with me ~” 小手缩了回去,小白开心的声音再次响起,“你要吃你就跟我唆嗷~” „Good ~” stretch/open Tan replied. “好的~”张叹回答道。 Without a while, resounds little white voice again: „Did you eat? Do you also want to eat?” 没一会儿,身后再次响起小白的声音:“你吃了吗？你还要吃吗？” stretch/open Tan said: „I have one grain.” 张叹说:“我还有一粒呢。” „I give you again a point, gives you ~” “我再给你一点叭,给你~” A small hand extends again from the position of sides of the small of the back, stretch/open Tan pinched two grains, said enough, the small hand shrank. 一只小手再次从腰眼的位置伸过来,张叹从中捏了两粒,说够了,小手缩了回去。 Before the body, sat then looked in mother's the young boy on electric car, stared in his hand specially, then has turned head , to continue to eat the pine nut, but quick turns head again, without speech, but extended the small hand, stretch/open Tanzhi the intent, spread out the hand, the young boy turned over oneself small hand, gave a fragrant pine nut. 身前坐在妈妈的电动车上的小男孩回头看了看,特别盯了一眼他的手里,然后回过头,继续吃松子,只是很快再次回过头来,没说话,只是把小手伸过来,张叹知意,摊开手,小男孩翻转自己的小手,又给了一把香喷喷的松子。 His mother urged him to enclasp, the green light shone, the electric car drove away lithely, from intersection left turn, entered another main road, but stretch/open Tan and little white still and other green lights of direct acting. 他妈妈叮嘱他抱紧,绿灯亮起,电动车轻盈地开走了,从十字路口左转弯,进入另外一条大路,而张叹和小白依然在等直行的绿灯。 little white stretches out the head from the back row, waves toward the young boy of going far away. 小白从后排伸出脑袋,朝远去的小男孩挥了挥手。 stretch/open Tan obtaining the pine nut gave little white completely, simultaneously urged her first to put in the stomacher, immediately must walk. 张叹把得到的松子全部给了小白,同时叮嘱她先放兜兜里,马上要走了。 The green light shines, the small electricity donkey starts, vividly across the crossroad, little white both hands closely grasps stretch/open Tan the waist, asked that he wants to listen to music, she must sing. 绿灯亮起,小电驴启动,轻快地穿过路口,小白双手紧紧抱住张叹的腰,问他想听什么歌,她要唱歌啦。 stretch/open Tan said that comes a small duck to cross river. 张叹说,那就来一首小鸭子过河吧。 little white thought the long time, said that will not sing this song, can listen to the pony to cross river? 小白想了半晌,说不会唱这个歌,要不要听小马过河呢？ „That comes a pony to cross river.” stretch/open Tan said, was actually he branch. “那就来一首小马过河吧。”张叹说,其实是他记岔了。 Resounds one singing sound, stretch/open Tan suddenly felt, rides the small electricity donkey to have the meaning, does not need to be worried to traffic jams, the breeze has blown, is very satisfied. 身后响起一阵啦啦啦的歌声,张叹突然觉得,骑小电驴别有意思,不用担心堵车,微风吹过,挺惬意的。 The front crossroad had the traffic police to block an electric car, the back seat got down a boy, approached admonishing that heard the traffic police, said that the back seat cannot sit the person, boy hears word, stretch/open Tan and little white who looked at to the just right process, pointed at them saying: „How don't their you block?” 前方的路口有交警把一辆电动车拦下来了,后座下来一个男孩子,靠近了听到交警的训话,说后座不能坐人,男孩闻言,看向正好经过的张叹和小白,指着他们说:“那他们你怎么不拦住？” stretch/open Tan stops, said to the traffic police: „6-year-old ~” 张叹停下车,对交警说道:“6岁的~” The traffic police looked at nervous little white, waving let, said to the boy of not branch: „Below 12 years old can ride, your reach 12 years old?” 交警看了一眼紧张兮兮的小白,挥手让走,对不岔的男孩说:“12岁以下可以乘坐,你满12岁了吗？” stretch/open Tanzai little white is continue ride leisurely, walking away little white whispered a moment ago that boy was a bastard. 张叹载着小白继续悠悠地骑走,走远了小白嘀嘀咕咕说刚才那个男孩是个坏蛋。 stretch/open Tan: „Therefore he was held by policeman.” 张叹:“所以他被警察叔叔抓住了。” little white: „Ha!” 小白:“哈！” The side whiz one surpassed the past electric car, little white stretched out the small head to size up, has not said anything. 身边嗖的一下超过去一辆电动车,小白伸出小脑袋打量,没说什么。 Without a while, leapt up, was one, and threw to despise toward them smiles. 没一会儿,又蹿过去了一辆,接着又是一辆,并且朝他们抛来蔑视一笑。 little white poked stretch/open Tan the sides of the small of the back saying: „Runs a bit faster sai ~” 小白戳了戳张叹的腰眼说:“跑快点噻~” stretch/open Tan: „Do not be anxious, safety first.” 张叹:“不要急,安全第一。” Slightly spoke in vain, runs a bit faster sai, she ran is quicker than the car car(riage). 小白说,跑快点噻,她跑都比小车车快。 This cannot endure, stretch/open Tan picks up the speed immediately, whiz one leapt up, the tire creates an incident, before catching up quickly, surpasses their electric car! 这不能忍,张叹当即加快速度,嗖的一下蹿了出去,轮胎生风,很快追上了之前超过他们的一辆电动车！ The instance of passing another vehicle, sits in back row little white toward others exude ha haha the big laughter, a little rampant, and makes her family/home old men continue to refuel excitedly, catches up with beforehand two. 超车的瞬间,坐在后排的小白朝人家发出哈哈哈的大笑声,有点嚣张哈,并且兴奋地让她家老汉继续加油,追上之前的两辆。 The little unmarried girl's request, opens sighs must satisfy, in little white roaring voice, they caught up with the previous two car(riage)s quickly. 小闺女的要求,张叹必须满足,在小白的加油声中,他们很快追上了之前的两辆车。 These two car(riage)s stop aside, are inquired the words by the traffic police. 这两辆车都靠边停着,正在被交警询话。 The traffic police see stretch/open Tan fast, blocks, „comes, another that the electric car rides, stops aside, is educated.” 交警见张叹把电动车骑的飞快,拦下来,“来来来,又一辆,靠边停车,接受教育。” The opposite party see back seat little white, be angry said to stretch/open Tan: „You look at you, leads the little friend also fast, doesn't the traffic safety that the car(riage) rides attend to? Has a road safety awareness? Oneself fell can not matter, what to do did the child fall? When guardian doesn't love dearly?......” 对方看到后座的小白,生气地对张叹说:“你看你,带着小朋友还把车骑的飞快,交通安全一点不顾吗？有没有一点交通安全意识？自己摔了可以无所谓,小孩子摔了怎么办？当家长的不心疼吗？……” His Balla Balla big pile, end asked little white: „I said is right? little friend?” 他巴拉巴拉一大堆,末了问小白:“我说的对不对？小朋友？” little white has a look at the traffic police uncle, has a look at her old man again, close to the traffic police uncle, nodded to say decisively obediently: „Right that policeman instigates, we want the security riding a bicycle car(riage).” 小白看看交警叔叔,再看看她老汉,果断靠近交警叔叔,乖乖地点头说:“警察叔叔唆的对,我们要安全骑车车。” The traffic police are very gratified, said to stretch/open Tan: „You look at you, importance that might as well a child understands the traffic safety.” 交警很欣慰,对张叹说:“你看你,还不如一个小孩子懂得交通安全的重要性。” He asks little white at once, the electric car a moment ago rode is good to be that afraid quickly. 他旋即问小白,刚才电动车骑的那么快是不是好害怕。 little white said against one's conscience, feared must die . 小白昧着良心说,怕的要死呢,嗬嗬嗬。 stretch/open Tanmiao her eyes, this small girl pit father! Is she urged obviously again refuels a bit faster a bit faster, this will be grasped by the traffic police. 张叹瞄了她一眼,这小丫头坑爹啊！明明是她再次催促快点快点加油,这才会被交警抓个正着。 But his anything had not said, chose withstood all these, who let him is a father. 但他什么都没说,选择了承受这一切,谁让他是老子呢。 The traffic police make stretch/open Tan stand out of the way, is educated with the beforehand two riding rider fast. 交警让张叹靠边站,和之前两位骑的飞快的骑手一起接受教育。 As for little white, sits in the shade cracking with the teeth pine nut, sees stretch/open Tan to look, grins to smile, shakes the foot, at once hurries to stop, because her family/home old men urged her do not shake the foot, like skirt silk. 至于小白,坐在阴凉处嗑松子,见张叹看过来,龇牙笑了笑,抖脚呢,旋即赶紧停了,因为她家老汉叮嘱过她不要抖脚,像屌丝。 The traffic police do not know where looked for two pages of paper and a pencil, gave stretch/open Tan and other people, let the transcription non-motor vehicle driving standard. 交警不知道从哪里找来了两页纸和一支铅笔,交给张叹等三人,让抄写非机动车行车规范。 stretch/open Tan: „......” 张叹:“……” Another two youth heaved a sigh, raised the protest, opened sighs , then received the model for painting, flips, my goodness, more than ten pages, must copy for one hour. 另外两个青年唉声叹气,提出抗议,张叹则接过范本,翻了翻,好家伙,十几页,要抄一个多小时吧。 He and other two asked favor to the traffic police together, said that or three people gathered to copy one on the line. 他和另外两人一起向交警求情,说要不三个人合起来抄一本就行。 The traffic police reluctantly agreed, three people divide the work immediately, the respective minute/share to six pages, squats in the corner, puts on the knee to transcribe the paper. 交警勉强同意,三人立即分工,各自分到六页,就蹲在墙角,把纸放膝盖上抄写。 little white surrounds curiously, stretch/open Tan holds her to help read, but the little friend does not know several characters, made excuses the half of the day, might as well oneself looked while transcribed. 小白好奇地过来围观,张叹抓住她帮忙念,但是小朋友不认识几个字,支支吾吾半天,还不如自己边看边抄写。 Spent for a half hour to copy finally, gave the traffic police to inspect. 花了半个小时终于抄完,交给交警检查。 The traffic police flip, scold: „This who writes???” 交警翻了翻,骂道:“这谁写的？？？” Opened to sigh three people to poke head to look, a youth raised hand awkwardly, said that was he writes. 张叹三人探头看了看,其中一个青年尴尬地举手,说是他写的。 Traffic police: Did this that „you write call the character? The clowns do not draw several, was too ugly, I have not seen such ugly character!!!” 交警:“你写的这叫字吗？丑不拉几的,实在太丑了,我从没见过这么丑的字！！！” „Also, but also Ok ~” this youth did not say self-confidently. “还,还可以吧~”这个青年不自信地说。 The traffic police the transcript to little white, asking little white to look. 交警把抄本给小白,请小白看。 „Isn't clown ugly?” “丑不丑？” little white to let her old man can walk earlier, chooses to nod without hesitation, said: „Clown, policeman.” 小白为了让她老汉早点能走,毫不犹豫地选择点头,说:“丑呢,警察叔叔。” „Yes!” The traffic police said, gives back to the youth the transcript, „rewrites!!!” “是吧！”交警说道,把抄本还给青年,“重写去！！！” As soon as this youth listens, howling say/way: „Does not want policeman!” 这位青年一听,嗷嚎道:“不要啊警察叔叔！” The traffic police surprise looked at an opposite party, did the similar age, actually call his uncle??? 交警诧异地看了一眼对方,差不多的年纪,竟然喊他叔叔？？？ The youth also realized this issue, was awkward, lowered the head to look at little white, was because listened to her to shout policeman a moment ago, he will follow to shout freely spoken. 青年也意识到了这个问题,尴尬极了,低头瞄了一眼小白,就是因为刚才听她喊警察叔叔,他才会顺口跟着喊的。 He was continued to keep to the side to copy the rules and regulations. 他被继续靠边去抄规章。 The traffic police continue to inspect the second itself/Ben, the second youth said on own initiative: „My character, although is unattractive, but is at least neat, I feel the character to be attractive, that is the issue of talent and ability, this cannot demand, but neatly what represents is the attitude, my attitude is very straight. You look, look in my attitude straight share, put me.” 交警继续检查第二本,第二个青年主动介绍说:“我字虽然不好看,但是起码工整,我觉得字好不好看,那是天赋和能力的问题,这个不能强求,而工整代表的是态度,我的态度是非常端正的。您看,看在我态度端正的份上,就把我放了吧。” The traffic police have not said a word, continue to inspect, looked unusual is careful, suddenly asked to walk the pencil, took the note in the transcript, here stroke, there stroke, turned two pages, stopped the movement, said agitated: „Does not look, looked at two pages, how many erroneous characters do you have a look at? First, two and three...... ten erroneous characters, two pages on ten erroneous characters!! Several pages of I had not looked, definitely must have! Is this your attitude??” 交警没有做声,继续检查,看的非常仔细,忽然伸手要走了铅笔,在抄本上做笔记,这里划一下,那里划一下,翻了两页,停下动作,烦躁地说:“不看了,就看了两页,你看看有多少错别字？一、二、三……十个错别字,两页就十个错别字！！还有好几页我没看,肯定也少不了！这就是你的态度？？” The youth are at a loss for words, has not thought the traffic police look is so careful. 青年张口结舌,万万没想到交警看的这么仔细。 „Recomposition!!!” The traffic police throw his arms the transcript , to continue to inspect the third itself/Ben, is stretch/open Tan. “重写！！！”交警把抄本丢他怀里,继续检查第三本,也就是张叹的。 little white collects anxiously, stood on tiptoes to start to look saying: „My old man writes may be good.” 小白紧张地凑过来,踮起脚看了看说:“我老汉写的可好啦。” The traffic police surprise asked: „Old man? What is this?” 交警诧异地问:“老汉？这是什么？” little white shot a look at one to sigh shyly, said: „Is old man sai.” 小白羞涩地瞥了一眼张叹,说:“就是老汉噻。” „What meaning is old man? I have not listened.” “老汉是什么意思？我没听过。” little white made excuses did not reply, stretch/open Tan said: „Is father's meaning, that side Sichuan name.” 小白支支吾吾不回答,张叹说:“就是爸爸的意思,四川那边的称呼。” The traffic police are smiling one, reads the transcript, what heaving in sight was the neat and attractive hands writes, looked at a moment ago two people scribblings, looked at this again, simply was huge difference, he acclaimed unrestrainedly: „Really is an attractive character, fierce!!!” 交警笑着哦了一声,翻看抄本,映入眼帘的是一个个工整又漂亮的手写字,看了刚才两人的鬼画符,再看这个,简直是天壤之别,他情不自禁地赞叹:“真是一手漂亮的字,厉害！！！” The appreciation looked at stretch/open Tan, „does not know the erroneous character.” 欣赏地看了一眼张叹,“就是不知道有没有错别字。” He inspected carefully, turns not to discover the erroneous character, received the transcript, said to stretch/open Tan with a smile: „You can walk, later rides a bicycle to pay attention to the security, does not think of oneself, must think of your daughter, is right? You looked that she is lovable, where if to fall and break, when loving dearly of parents dies.” 他仔细检查,翻完了也没发现错别字,把抄本收起来,笑着对张叹说:“你可以走了,以后骑车一定要注意安全,不为自己着想,也要为你女儿着想啊,对不对？你看她多么可爱,要是摔破了哪里,当父母的心疼死。” little white said loudly: „Policeman, I felt right that you instigate.” 小白大声说:“警察叔叔,我觉得你唆的对。” stretch/open Tan also echoes right that said. 张叹也附和说说的对。 „We walk, bye-bye.” “那我们走啦,拜拜。” stretch/open Tan steps up to the electric car, little white climbs up the back seat hastily, closely grasps her old man, was worried that her old man did not lead her. 张叹跨上电动车,小白连忙爬上后座,紧紧抱住她老汉,担心她老汉不带她了。 As for why so afraid, she was clear. 至于为什么这么心虚,她自个儿清楚。 The small electricity donkey started off again, this little white specially peaceful, bradypus tridactylus is hugging him, does not sing. 小电驴再次上路了,这次小白特别的安静,树懒似的抱着他,也不唱歌了。 „How comes «To ride My Beloved Small Motorized»?” Opens sighs the driving active atmosphere, cannot scare the young basin friend. “来一首《骑上我心爱的小摩托》怎么样？”张叹主动活跃氛围,不能把小盆友吓坏了。 little white honk toot toot sang...... 小白嘟嘟嘟的唱起来…… The small electricity donkey arrived at Pujiang Movie Studio finally, the entrance security knew stretch/open Tan, had not asked with a smile, opened the door on own initiative, puts him to come. 小电驴终于到了浦江电影制片厂,门口的保安认识张叹,笑着没有多问,主动把门打开,放他进来。 „Thanks ~” stretch/open Tanqi small electricity donkey in the past. “谢啦~”张叹骑着小电驴过去。 „Thanks ~” little white also followed to shout one. “谢啦~”小白也跟着喊了一声。 The security sees her small, provokes laughter salutes to her, fools her dumbfounded. 保安见她小小只,逗趣地给她敬了礼,把她唬的一愣一愣的。