„Wu, Ireallydoclearly, nowvery muchwhy the godwill not permityourclass transferinitially, un, is notIsuspectsyou, is really yourbow and arrowlevel......”
“吴,我现在真的很搞不明白,当初神为什么会允许你转职的,恩,不是我怀疑你,实在是你的弓箭水平……”Inassuming an air of self approbation that on the road, Douggoes all out, a Iincomprehensibleappearance, has not heard, whichClass Transferorwill know nothingto the bow and arrow, this was really mysterious.
在回去的路上,道格拼命的摇头晃脑,一副俺不能理解的样子,还从来没听说过,哪个转职者会对弓箭一窍不通的,这实在是太神奇了。Ipondered a meeting, deepspeaking of: „talent, is always unusual, cannotbe understood.”
我沉思了一会,才深沉的说到:“天才,总是与众不同、不能被人所理解的。”Doug: „......”道格:“……”
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……„Right, Doug, Gopher, youknow where Ralis at? I want to take a look athim, thencontinuesexperience.”
“对了,道格,格夫,你们知道拉尔在哪吗?我想去看看他,然后继续出去历练。”„He, hehas fallen into the middle of the family behaviornow.”
“他,他现在已经陷入了家庭模式当中了。”In the dreaminnbelowrestaurant, in the Dougmouthholds the bulkflesh lump, slurredsaying.
梦幻旅店下面餐馆里,道格口里含着大块肉块,模糊不清的说道。„Red light district, Hero’s Mound.”
“温柔乡,英雄冢。”Gophersaid an axiom, in the lookworried.格夫说了一句至理名言,眼神里不无担忧。„Good, wewill have a look athimtomorrow, thenI may want.”
“好吧,那我们明天去看看他吧,然后我就可能就要出发了。”„Wu, youlevel 3( Ihave acknowledgednow,Ilied), shouldbe ableto findsometeams, did not take a personto go toexperiencealone.”
“吴,你现在已经3级了吧(我承认,我撒谎了),应该能找到一些队伍了,还是不要一个人独自去历练了。”Dougsinceresaying, in his opinion, althoughIluckysurvivalinprevioustimeexperience, butcombat skillsistootender, experiencecannotdepend on the luckto mixlike, is a groupteamis quite safe, at leastalsohasto take care.道格真诚的说道,在他看来,虽然我在上一次的历练中幸运的生存了下来,但是战斗技巧还是太嫩,历练可不能一直像这样靠着运气就混下去,还是组个队伍比较稳妥,至少也有个照应。„Un, Iwill consider.”
“恩,我会好好考虑一下的。”Iatesoup, absent-mindedsaying, althoughDougsaidindeedis reasonable, butI have mydifficulties, is not I do not wantwithotherstogetherparty, butcannot.
我喝了一口汤,心不在焉的说道,虽然道格说的的确有道理,但是我也有我的苦衷,不是我不想和别人一起组队,而是不能。
A nightdoes not have the words, next morning, Iwill get out of bed, if not out of the anticipation, sawRal, goes toAkarathatagain, Ithis evening, ortomorrow morningcancontinue.
一夜无话,第二天一大早,我就起床,如果不出意料的话,见了拉尔,再去阿卡拉那一趟,我今天傍晚,或者明天早上就可以继续出发了。„Doug, got out of bed!!”
“道格,起床了!!”Mykickopenshisdoor, screamedto shout, anything, yousaid that Iam retaliating, howpossibly, like the person who my typedid not bear a grudge.
我一脚踢开他的房门,大声嚷嚷道,什么,你们说我在报复,怎么可能,像我这种那么不记仇的人。Seeing onlyDoug is the same just as a dog salmon, lieson the bed, halfbigbuttocks revealed that the callwas shocking, Ijustthatgreatroarwas similar to a smallsprayto submergegenerallyin the bigtide of hissnoringsound.
只见道格正像一条大马哈鱼一样,趴在床上,半个大屁股都露出来了,呼声震天,我刚刚那声巨吼就如同一朵小浪花一般淹没在他呼噜声的大浪潮里。„Douggot out of bed, Sunexposed to the sunto the buttocks, yousaidthis morningmustleadmeto go toRalthat!”Imake an effortdrawshisearto shoutloudly.
“道格起床了,太阳都晒到屁股了,你可是说今天早上要带我去拉尔那的!”我用力的拉着他的耳朵大声喊到。heavens, had not responded.日了,还没反应。Verygood.
很好。Ilook at the sunlight that out of the windowshone.
我看了看窗外照射进来的阳光。Verygood,
很好,Iwas looking at the standabovemirror.
我在看了看台上面的镜子。Verygood.
很好。
The taking upmirrorgently, Idismantle the mirrorbody, slightly „ processing „, thensuspendedbefore the window, adjusts the goodangle, lets the bundles of raysfrom the subtleangle, shinesinDoug**on the buttocks of reveal, thengoes out ofhisroomgently, arrives atdownstairs, leisurelyorderedonecup of soup containing milk, drankone, un, the countdownstarts.
轻轻的拿起镜子,我拆下镜身,稍微的“加工“了一下,然后摆到窗前,调整好角度,让一束光线以微妙的角度,照射在道格**露的屁股上面,然后轻轻的走出他的房间,来到楼下,悠哉悠哉的点了一杯奶汤,喝了一口,恩,倒计时开始。Crossed for a halfhour, puts on a deafeningpitiful yellfrom the building......
足足过了半个小时,才从楼上穿来一声震耳欲聋的惨叫……
The goodhardskin, Isighed, although the morningsunlightwas notveryviolent, butalsofocused for a halfhour, even the blockraw meat, must burn.
呃,好硬的皮啊,我感叹到,虽然早晨的阳光不是很猛烈,但是也足足聚焦了半个小时,就算是块生肉,也得烤焦啊。„MD......”
“MD……”Doug that halfway, sleep-deficient, staresto be red the eyesto scold.
半路,睡眠不足的道格,瞪红着双眼骂到。„Mustmakemeknow that iswhichSorcererdares, whenIsleepburnsmybuttocks, Iam strip nakedto throwsquareZhongyang Lihisclothes/armor.”
“要让我知道是哪个巫师竟敢在我睡觉的时候烧我的屁股,我非将他的衣服剥光扔到广场中央里去。”
An Ichill, is out of controlshivering with fright, aiyaya, is goodbecause ofDoughas not known that focusprinciple, without the culture, is really fearful, the ancientdoes not bullymehonestly!
我内心一阵恶寒,禁不住的打了个冷战,哎呀呀,好在道格还不知道聚焦的原理,没文化,真可怕,古人诚不欺我也!
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……Ral’s homehere? Iam staringto look in the open area the finebeautifullog cabin, all aroundalsoperson of highdevil woodrailing, thisinRogue Encampment, butendurescompared with the treatment of luxuriousvilla.拉尔的家就在这里?我瞪着眼睛看着空地上精致漂亮的木屋,四周还有一人高的小木围栏,这在罗格营地里,可是堪比豪华别墅的待遇啊。„Person who has the family/home, is different.”
“有家的人,就是不同啊。”Dougsighed.道格一脸感叹。„Corruption.”
“腐败。”EvenGopherwas also jealous.
连格夫也眼红了。„Ral, whomyoulooked atto come back.”
“拉尔,你看谁回来了。”Dougthisboydoes not know the limitation, does not knock on a door, the front door that shoving openoutsidewooden shelfencircleswalked, howyoucanlike this, ifMr. and Mrs.Ralis high-spirited, showloveingardenwhat to do?道格这小子一点也不识相,也不敲门,一把推开外面的木栏围成的大门就走了进去,你怎么能这样呢,万一拉尔夫妇兴致高昂,在庭院里秀恩爱怎么办?IandGopherhastilywith the past, plannedto watch the fun......, no, prevents the Dougcrudebehavior.
我和格夫连忙屁颠屁颠的跟了过去,打算看热闹……啊,不,是阻止道格鲁莽的行为。In the garden, under a big tree, the famousstrangebeautifulfemaleis fronting the grassfragrantsoftthick patch of grass, be with smile on the facesittingunder the tree shade, sideisonekneelsto liein the pitifulman of ground......
庭院里,一颗大树下,有名陌生的美丽女子垫着绿茵芬芳的柔软草丛,面带笑容的坐在树荫底下,旁边是一个跪趴在地上的可怜男人……cough cough, Iknow that yourideologically impureis positive, givesme such a to try, tried!!咳咳,我就知道你们思想不纯正,给我那么一试,就试出来了吧!!Sits the beautifulmovingfemaleundertree, in the handis grasping a lightsmallbook, the softheartedlookactuallyfalls, inkneltto lieon the man on lawn, a manfacetemperatesmile, conducts the backto ride less than a tenyears old of little loli, at this timeis revealing the sunlightsimple-heartedyoungface, happyis pullingthatmiddle-aged manthatpitifulhairwithtwosmall hands.
坐在树底下的美丽动人女子,手里握着一本薄薄的小书,不过温情的眼神却落在了跪趴在草地上的男人身上,男人一脸温和笑容,背上骑着一个十岁不到的小萝莉,此时正露出阳光般天真无邪的稚颜,一脸开心的用两只小手拉扯着那中年男人那可怜的头发。
The beautiful scenechart of goodfamily happiness, butIsaidlittle loli, youare big, but alsoplays such weakgame......
好一副天伦之乐的美景图啊,不过我说小萝莉啊,你多大啦,还玩这么幼稚的游戏……Verypitifully, thiswonderfulpeerlessfamilyplay, actuallytobigthroatbrutalbreak of Doug, threepeople of smilestiffin that blendswithwethreefacetiouslooksin the same place.
很可惜,这一副美妙绝伦的家庭剧,却给道格的大嗓子无情的打破,三人的笑容僵硬在那,与我们三个戏谑的眼神交融在一起。At this time, Doug of heavy line, desperate , the person from the Internet cultureactuallysaidoneto make my be in flood the world that passes through, words that alsoshook the sides.
这时,粗线条的道格,情急之下,竟然说出一句让我这个从网络文化泛滥的世界穿越过来的人,也为之绝倒的话。„Excuse me, entered the wrong door, youcontinue.”Then, the retreat, closes, forms a coherent whole.
“不好意思,走错门了,你们继续。”然后,后退,关门,一气呵成。Really, in the world mostfamous sayings, suppressing, ifthisworldstartsto develop the technicalnetworktidal current, Dougnot necessarilycannotbecomelegendaryandotherShi Hengxiasame levelnetworkworks as the redmy humble self......
果然,世界上大多数名言,都是给憋出来的,如果这个世界开始发展科技网络潮流的话,道格未必不能成为传说中与芙蓉姐姐同等级别的网络当红小生……After a while, the gateopenedfinally, Ral that for a long timehas not seen, is still thatenergy, the bodyis putting ononeset of verypopularcivilianclothes/armor, at first sight, but alsothinks that isthattypefinds at everywhere, is dragging the iron-coveredcar(riage), strives for successon the avenuewith the managementcomradefuriously, takessellingto roast the sweet potatofor the freshpitifuluncle.
过了一会,门总算打开了,许久没见的拉尔,依然是那么精神,身上正穿着一套很大众化的平民衣服,乍一看,还以为是那种随处可见的,拖着铁皮车的,与城管同志在大街上奋力拼搏的,以卖烤番薯为生的可怜大伯呢。„, OurSaint‘knight’SirRal, tch...... ”
“哦,我们的圣“骑”士拉尔大人,啧啧……”
The DougYin-Yangwithersstrangely, assuming an air of self approbationthat‘knight’characternumerousbitingin the mouth, itsatirizedblack belly degreepressed up to„in the past”Ral.道格阴阳怪凋,摇头晃脑的将那个“骑”字重重的咬在口里,其讽刺腹黑指数直逼“当年”的拉尔。„Yo, isn't thisDougandGopher?”
“哟,这不是道格和格夫吗?”Ralfacesayingwith a laugh, not awkwardmeaning, Paladinultra-highdefense came from the time on facial skinmostly.拉尔一脸笑呵呵的说道,毫无尴尬的意思,果然,圣骑士超高的防御多半是来自脸皮上的功夫啊。„Sarah, yourBarbarianUncle(monster)looked atyou, added that mustplayto ride a horsewithyou.”
“莎拉,你的野蛮人(怪)叔叔们过来看你了,还说要和你玩骑马哦。”RalisRal, eveninhomeunemployedonemonth, itscruel and mercilessandblack belly degreeis notDoug can, 2-3overcome the drainageDoug, but alsobuys one and gets one free, accompaniesonGopher, ishisheartmayexecutesimply.拉尔就是拉尔,即使在家赋闲一个月,其心狠手辣兼腹黑指数也不是道格所能及的,2-3就把道格打下水沟,还买一送一,随带上格夫,简直是其心可诛。Really, the Barbariantwo brotherscomplexionchanges, wantsto turn aroundto leave, butlittle lolihas drilledbehindfromRal, looked at my slightlytimidlystrangeandcharming(?) big elder brother, withthatclearinnocence, ifstillorioleprettyvoice, shouting of jumping for joy.
果然,野蛮人两兄弟脸色一变,就想转身走人,可是小萝莉已经从拉尔身后钻出来了,略为胆怯的看了我这个陌生而帅气(?)的大哥哥一眼,才用那清脆童真,犹若黄莺般楚楚动人的声音,雀跃的喊道。„Real? UncleDoug, UncleGopher.”
“真的吗?道格叔叔,格夫叔叔。”
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