**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Opens the window curtains, welcomed tender orange morning sun to rise to stretch, rubbed the clearheaded sleepy eyes, was happy a day started. 拉开窗帘,迎着嫩橘色的朝阳升个懒腰,揉了揉惺惺睡眼,又是美好的一天开始了。 Then looks at human form grand hold/container who on the bed is blowing up, I impolite according to the buttocks position clapped a palm of the hand. 回头瞧着床上鼓起的人形隆包,我不客气的照着屁股位置拍了一巴掌。 „Small lazy pig, should get out of bed.” “小懒猪,该起床了。” Hi, you must think, Alice and Valise are blood sisters, I and Valise are the couple, a couple body, therefore I approximately am equal to Valise , is about equal to the Alice elder sister. 嗨,你得这么想,爱丽丝和维拉丝是亲姐妹,我和维拉丝是夫妻,夫妻一体,所以我约等于维拉丝,也就约等于是爱丽丝的姐姐。 The blood sisters rest a bed, what also there is not appropriately? Right, right. 亲姐妹睡一张床,又有什么不合适的呢？对吧,对吧。 The quilt pulls, a beautiful long hair of moonlight colored glaze scatters on the bed sheet, the master curled up the curling up body, blurry rubs to focus, turns around, the shirt above two knot falls off to open wide, under morning sun shines, as if hit the Saint light snow white peaks and ridges partly to obstruct the face, vivid. 被子一扯,一头月色琉璃的秀丽长发铺撒在床单上,主人蜷了蜷身子,迷迷糊糊的揉着眼,转个身,衬衫上边两个扣子脱落敞开,朝阳辉映下,仿佛打了圣光似的雪白峰峦半遮着脸,呼之欲出。 „Repugnant young, making me rest a meeting again, on a while.” “讨厌啦小凡,让我再睡一会,就一会儿。” In light of the context, must be the normal dialogue, lets getting out of bed of I crawl and rolls, frightened great. 结合上下文,本应当是正常的对话,却让我连爬带滚的下了床,受惊不浅。 „How...... how is you, Valise?” “怎……怎么是你,维拉丝呢？” Is it possible that this broken illusion also doped the strange essential factor, actually Valise and Alice are the same people, or public same has the body? 莫非这破幻境还掺杂了灵异要素,其实维拉丝和爱丽丝是同一个人,或者公用同一具身体？ If my memory does not have goldfish, I should rejected last night Alice justly decisively, is together right with Valise, that at heart monologue...... wasn't my skin suddenly a moment ago good? 如果我的记忆没有金鱼化,我昨晚应该是正义果断的拒绝了爱丽丝,和维拉丝在一起才对,刚才那番心里独白……我就皮一下不行么？ For those not I must scrupulously follow the ritual gauge, you must think carefully, but here the illusion, I do not want by the live broadcast, Valise to kiss to hug to lift high, the point, but the small spirit that sex appeal online dressed up last night, I. 到也不是我非得恪守礼规,你得仔细想想,这里可是幻境,我可不想被现场直播,维拉丝可以亲亲抱抱举高高,点到为止,但小幽灵昨晚那性感在线打扮,我是真的遭不住。 „Did Sir awake?” “大人醒了？” At this moment, the door opens, the hand grasps Valise of flat-bottomed pan to knock on a door. 恰在这时,房门打开,手握平底锅的维拉丝敲门进来。 „It is not this, Valise you listen to me to explain!” “不是这样的,维拉丝你听我解释！” I frighten has almost not drilled to the bed under speedily, aiya, this standard dog blood opening, must lay out the dog brain by the flat-bottomed pan. 我吓的差点没一溜烟钻到床底下去,哎呀哎呀,这标准的狗血开局,要被平底锅拍出狗脑子了。 However the goose puppy dog came to look at one, the third party on bed had not caused slightly the mighty waves, as if this was daily, the small spirit calls while convenient continually together. 然鹅小狗狗只是进来看了一眼,床上的第三者并没有引起丝毫波澜,仿佛这一幕再日常不过,顺带连小幽灵一起叫上。 „Sir, Alice, the breakfast has completed, while was a bit faster hot to eat, particularly Sir, today also has the agreement, cannot make Lina wait/etc. too long.” “大人,爱丽丝,早餐已经做好了,快点乘热下来吃了吧,尤其是大人,今天还有约定,可不能让琳娅等太久哦。” „.” “嗷。” The small spirit complied with one worn out, with it opposite pulls to cover the quilt, a Sun does not expose to the sun the stance that the buttocks do not get out of bed. 小幽灵有气无力的应了一声,与之相反的将被子重新拉扯盖上,一副太阳不晒屁股不起床的架势。 Ponders for three seconds, I draw a conclusion. 沉思三秒,我得出一个结论。 The trivial illusion, does not need to pay attention. 区区幻境而已,无需理会。 Washing changes the clothes, waits to go downstairs, on the table has chocked up various type breakfasts that the steaming hot fragrance greeted the nostrils, the steamed stuffed bun steamed bun cruller rice congee, Bacon omelette butter bread, the familiar China and West union, the weight/quantity is a little big, must add our greatly spoiled country queens to sweep clean. 洗漱换衣,等下了楼,餐桌上已经摆满了热气腾腾香味扑鼻的各式早点,包子馒头油条白粥,培根煎蛋奶油面包,熟悉的中西结合,分量有点大,恐怕得加一个我們大腐国女王陛下才能扫光。 Valise sits in the opposite side, adds the gruel to me, marble, rips the cruller, whenever in the brain just thinks that must eat anything, does not need to speak, even does not need the look to, she can always want me hands over. 维拉丝在对边坐着,给我添粥,夹包子,撕油条,每当脑子里刚想到要吃啥,不用说话,甚至不需要眼神对上,她总是能将我想要的递上来。 Then calmly visits me to eat, I eat is more fragrant, her smile is happier. 然后就静静看着我吃,我吃的越香,她的笑容就越幸福。 This good wife and loving mother who? Certainly is the dog illusion thinks the repertoire I, I must counter-attack. 这贤妻良母谁遭得住呀？一定是狗幻境又想套路我,我得反击。 Pulls down one bowl of gruel fast, the chopsticks tail lightly, I look for the time to launch an attack certainly. 飞快扒下一碗粥,筷尾轻点,我找准时机发难。 „Valise, the matter...... don't you find it strange?” “维拉丝呀,有一件事……你不觉得奇怪吗？” „?” Puppy dog head one crooked, the thought as if also stays in 【Now same which Sir actually wants to eat】 Above, without responding. “？”小狗狗头一歪,思想似乎还停留在【大人现在到底想吃哪一样】上边,没反应过来。 „You think, Alice is your sisters is right, but she called Alice, with you were not the same surname, even the similar blood relationship characteristics did not have.” “你想想,爱丽丝是你的姐妹对吧,但她叫爱丽丝,和你不是同一个姓,甚至连相似的血缘特征都没有。” Is the beautiful young girl is an exception. 都是美少女除外。 Valise responded, her kept a serious look, was deep in the deep thought. 维拉丝反应过来了,她的表情严肃起来了,陷入了深深的沉思。 Then thinks of anything, pats the palm. 然后想到什么,一拍手心。 „Sir said is very reasonable, why is? At this time really asked the police is quite appropriate......” “大人说的确实很有道理,到底是为什么呢？这种时候果然还是找警察比较合适……” The skilled dial monster monster spirits, honk toot toot...... 熟练的拨打妖妖灵,嘟嘟嘟…… „ahh, I thought that thought that was half, you and Alice were the half blood sisters!” I seizes the cell phone to hang the power failure words with the quickest speed, having tears streaming down the face looks for the stair to oneself, got down. “啊啊啊,我想起来了,想起来了,是同母异父,你和爱丽丝是同母异父的亲姐妹！”我一把夺过手机用最快的速度挂掉电话,泪流满面的自己给自己找台阶,下了。 „Even this, the most basic blood relationship characteristics, the hair...... Valise started to seek for the outlier for example” unexpectedly on own initiative, is this nowadays popular new-style touches the porcelain? “就算是这样,最基本的血缘特征,譬如说头发……”维拉丝竟然开始主动寻找异常点了,这是现今流行的新式碰瓷么？ „Dyes, her two Yuan Residence females, dye that morality to dress up saintess anything was normal.” “染的,她一个二次元宅女,染成那副德性装扮成圣女什么的再正常不过了。” „Eye......” “眼睛……” „Brought the beautiful pupil, her two Yuan Residence females, take the beautiful pupil to dress up spirit anything was normal.” “带了美瞳,她一个二次元宅女,带上美瞳装扮幽灵什么的再正常不过了。” Valise was successfully convinced by me, no longer intertwines to look for policeman, handed over the hot meat dumpling to me as the conclusion of breakfast. 维拉丝成功被我说服了,不再纠结找警察叔叔,给我递上了热乎乎的肉包子作为早餐的收尾。 „Perhaps Lina had been waiting, me.” “琳娅说不定已经在等了,我出发了。” Before the threshold to buddhism, I give up to Valise, wear the shoes, is wanting to go out, was stopped by calling by Valise. 玄关前,我冲维拉丝罢了罢手,穿上鞋子,正欲出门,被维拉丝喊住了。 „Sir, the cell phone do not forget.” “大人,手机别忘了。” „Brought the belt/bring.” I shook the hand to grasp to Valise, last night played hundred million small meetings, succeeded on the ship. “带了带了。”我冲维拉丝晃了晃手握的,昨晚玩了亿小会,成功上舰了。 „Has one is quite safe.” Valise put on last night that dog chain to me...... not, hangs the rope, considering that carries a heavy load, cell phone quite mini, hangs in the chest, looked fiercely, but also somewhat looks like the large size dog tag. “多带一个比较稳妥。”维拉丝给我戴上了昨晚那条狗链……啊不,是挂绳,考虑到负重,手机的个头比较迷你,挂在胸口,猛地一看,还真有点像大号狗牌。 Was deliberately considering operates a trumpet is also good, I have not struggled, in Valise under gazes after gently goes out. 寻思着开个小号也不错,我没有挣扎,在维拉丝的温柔目送下出了门。 Last night night, had not looked with enough time, about looked around, under my heart understood clearly, hehe smiled, worthily was my puppy dog. 昨晚夜深,没来得及看,左右张望一眼,我心下了然,呵呵一笑,不愧是我的小狗狗。 The left vegetable plot, the right hen house, has not done the sheepfold to me, respects the original copyright. 左菜地,右鸡舍,没有给我搞出羊圈,算是尊重原创版权了。 „Sir.” Valise pursues to go out. “大人。”维拉丝又追出门来。 „What's wrong?” “怎么了？” „You still remember where Lina is at?” “你还记得琳娅在哪吗？” „......” “……” This...... truly is a blind spot. 这……确实是个盲点。 Saw me to reveal to compel the expression, Valise supple to smile ignorant, puts out a hand to refer to the next door speechless. 见我露出懵逼表情,维拉丝柔柔一笑,伸手无言的指了指隔壁。 In light of Lina to the neighbor young girl feeling of person, my second understands. 结合琳娅给人的邻家少女感,我秒懂。 The friends and neighbors, the innocence of childhood, friends from childhood, then, is Valise the day falls? 左邻右舍,两小无猜,青梅竹马,然后,维拉丝是天降？ Thick neon bay aura heads on, familiar, has the uranium flavor. 一股浓浓的霓虹湾气息扑面而来,熟悉中,带着点铀的味道。 Just took four meters to extend the door of front door dragon Diaofeng carved, near the ear resounds the flustered ambiguous young girl to call out in alarm together. 刚迈出了四米宽龙雕凤琢的大门的小门,耳边就响起一道慌慌张张含含糊糊的少女惊呼。 „wū, makes way embarrassed quickly makes way quickly!” “呜哇哇,不好意思快让开快让开！” Has not seen clearly the front surface the form that with enough time flies to hit to come, the body has gone into action, turns around, lifts the hand, supports, lifts high. 没来得及看清楚迎面飞撞而来的身影,身体已经行动起来,转身,抬手,托住,举高高。 Contained the inertia of opposite party perfectly, bay aura that as well as that tries to aggravate. 完美的遏制了对方的惯性,以及那股试图加重的海湾气息。 Then, making me take a look, what pleasant surprise the broken illusion must offer to me. 接着,让我来瞧瞧,破幻境又要给我献上什么样的惊喜。 Raised the head, sizes up is held the armpit by me lightly, the petite young girl who holds up high, the powder sends, burns the eye, loli, beautiful, is holding in the mouth the bread, at the back of the book bag, wears the school uniform, the bosom holds the sword. 抬起头,打量着被我轻托着腋下,高高举起的娇小少女,粉发,灼眼,萝莉,绝美,叼着面包,背着书包,穿着校服,怀里抱剑。 The simple characteristics, I thought that I should not need to make the introduction again. 简简单单的特征,我觉得我应该不用再多做介绍了。 „Un......”, when the opposite party god, I slightly makes the ponder, felt that must make anything. “嗯……”在对方愣神的时候,我略作思考,感觉必须做点什么。 „This...... youngest sister.” “这位……小妹妹。” „Sarah is big, is a high-school student.” “莎拉才不小,已经是高中生了。” As if stepped on cat tail close to to be the same, Sarah subconscious refuted, like junior high pupil...... not, even if said that is petite body that six years lived is not overrated, swayed from side to side gently, immediately withdrew, fell to the ground dexterously. 仿佛踩到了猫尾巴一样,莎拉下意识的就反驳起来,如同初中生……不,就算说是六年生也不为过的娇小身子,轻轻扭动,随即脱身,轻巧落地。 On the outstandingly beautiful elegant face, dyed wiped the light crimson, that pair just like the flame fluttering fireflies eye pupil, fast after on me transferred one, bends the waist the apology. 绝色俏脸上边,染了一抹淡淡的绯红,那双犹如火焰流萤般的眼眸,飞快的在我身上转了一圈后,弯腰道歉。 „Sorry, is my is not right, I ran a moment ago am too anxious.” “抱歉,都是我的不对,我刚才跑太急了。” „It is not important, I have the incorrect place, suddenly braved from main house gate, however, now this time is a little early, should be insufficient to be late.” “不打紧,我也有不对的地方,忽然就从家门口冒出来了,不过话说回来,现在这时间还有点早,应该不至于迟到吧。” „I want to go to a park morning exercise meeting.” Sarah embarrassed lowering the head, enclasps the bosom sword slightly. “我想去公园晨练一会。”莎拉不好意思的低头,将怀里的剑微微抱紧。 I reveal the color of understanding clearly, just now says the broken illusion will also respect the original copyright, the result hit the face instantaneously, this copies verbatim incessantly, even the handwriting must imitate. 我露出了然之色,才刚说了破幻境还会尊重点原创版权,结果瞬间就被打脸了,这不止是照抄,连字迹都还得模仿一番。 „Your breakfast......” I saw the bread block that falls the ground, opens the mouth the flash in her refuting, fell. “你的早餐……”我看到了掉地上的面包块,就在她开口反驳的一瞬间,掉了。 „It is not important, I bought one to be good on the road.” The small Sarah wheezing is shaking the head, powder sends like the oriental cherry dances in the air, is still pure lovable tight. “不打紧,我在路上买一份就好了。”小莎拉呼噜噜地摇着头,一头粉发如樱花般飞舞,依然是单纯可爱的紧。 „How saying that I am also responsible.” Let me take a look, Valise prepared anything to me. “怎么说我也有责任。”让我瞧瞧,维拉丝都给我准备了些什么。 „Hot dog...... adds the milk!” “热狗……加牛奶！” Hands in front of this difference/two kinds Sarah, two people fell into the short silence. 将这两样递到莎拉面前,二人陷入了短暂的沉默。 Always felt that the somewhat subtle implication...... cannot feel! 总感觉有些微妙的寓意……不许感觉！ „Thanked...... thanks.” Should reject food of stranger, perhaps why does not know, is shaken by this imposing manner, Sarah stutter met. “谢……谢谢。”本该拒绝陌生人的食物,不知道为啥,或许是被这股气势所震,莎拉结结巴巴的接了过去。 At this time, has hidden in the suspicious black big form of corner stealthily, finally could not hide, at an exceptional pace sped along to come, at the same time angrily roared. 这时候,一直鬼鬼祟祟躲在转角处的可疑黑色高大身影,终于藏不下去了,以惊人的速度飞驰而来,一边怒吼。 „Hey, that side suspicious brat, what do you want to make to my family Sarah?” “喂,那边的可疑臭小子,你想对我家莎拉做什么？” „It is not, is you quite suspiciously is right.” I am taking a look at the opposite party black windproof headgear, the black windproof coat, solid appearance appearance that the whole body covers up, cannot bear complain. “不是,是你比较可疑才对吧。”我瞅着对方黑色防风头套,黑色风衣,将全身遮掩的严严实实的打扮模样,忍不住吐槽。 „I knew, you hide especially here, waits for Sarah to appear, wants to make met with accidentally/surprisingly, is illegal to my family's Sarah intention!” Disregards my complaining, wears a mask the suspicious man to use the imagination, the look is even more incisive. “我知道了,你是特地藏在这里,等着莎拉出现,想要制造意外邂逅,对我家的莎拉意图不轨！”无视我的吐槽,蒙面可疑的男子自顾自的发挥想象力,眼神越发尖锐。 „This my family.” I referred to behind. “这我家呢。”我指了指身后。 „I knew, where you are especially family/home here, waits for Sarah to appear......” “我知道了,你是特地把家安在这里,等着莎拉出现……” „Father!” Sarah is driven beyond the limits of forbearance, the long sword in hand rises a point. “爸爸！”莎拉忍无可忍,手中的长剑上扬一分。 „Hey!” “噫！” Exudes one to frighten, the wearing a mask suspicious man withdraws flustered several steps, the stutter responds: „You...... your admitting mistakes person, I was not that charming have handsome man Ral of rich middle-aged charm, I was just the ordinary righteous person who passed by exactly.” 发出一声惊吓,蒙面可疑男子慌张退后几步,结巴应着:“你……你认错人了,我可不是那个帅气又有富有中年魅力的美男子拉尔,我只不过是一个恰好路过的普通正义人士。” The ordinary righteous person who finally passed by exactly, was held by a lovable loli high-school student sword on the belly, naturally, brings the scabbard. 结果恰好路过的普通正义人士,被可爱的萝莉高中生一剑捅在肚子上,当然,是带着剑鞘的。 „Really is, I am not an elementary student, can protect itself, cannot follow again I!” “真是的,我已经不是小学生了,可以保护自己,不许再跟着我了！” Wielded several swords panting in indignation, detected that I surround in the one side domineering, the Sarah cheek was also red. 气呼呼的挥了几下剑,察觉到我在一旁强势围观,莎拉脸蛋又红了。 „Made you be laughed,...... big...... big elder brother?” “让您见笑了,呃……大……大哥哥？” Then, her face was redder, held the sword to run fast, after more than ten meters, stopped the footsteps, has turned head, to here, does not know that was beckons to me or to the wearing a mask suspicious male, continued to run far, bringing that oriental cherry is dancing in the air the lovable powder to send, vanishes in the turning. 说完,她脸更红了,抱着剑飞快跑了,十几米后停下脚步,回过头,又冲这边,不知道是对我还是对蒙面可疑男招招手,才继续跑远,带着那一头樱花飞舞般的可爱粉发,消失在转弯处。 As to call my uncle, feared that called to make me sad old, temporarily changes a statement, finally the discovery called improper a little...... 似乎想叫我大叔,又怕叫老了让我难过,临时改了口,最后发现这么叫有点……不妥。 My family's Sarah, is such good lovable, does not have idea. 我家的莎拉呀,就是这么善良可爱,没辙。 „What kind of, my family Sarah is very lovable.” The shoulder sinks, the wearing a mask male seemed very ripe general, put arms around shoulders with me, gazed after Sarah to depart together. “怎么样,我家莎拉很可爱吧。”肩膀一沉,刚才的蒙面男好似很熟一般,和我勾肩搭背,一起目送莎拉离去。 „Un, lovable.” “嗯,可爱。” „You, really want my family daughter's idea!” “你,果然想打我家女儿的主意吧！” „I( and your daughter) marriage.” “我(和你女儿)结婚了的。” „hahaha, that did not say early , is also, your one age, how many me could not be smaller, but also let alone, felt that our very has eyes reason, will go out to play another day together? Leads you to go to Kang's place.” “哈哈哈,那怎么不早说,也是也是,你都一把年纪了,比我也小不了多少吧,还别说,感觉我俩挺有眼缘的,改天一起出去耍耍？带你去好康的地方哟。” The smell of gunpowder dissipates instantaneously, really hopes that you also hurry to dissipate to me, at least first picked the headgear on face, then gets down I to by the friends and neighbors be misunderstood, regarding with your same wearing a mask suspicious odd person. 火药味瞬间消散,真希望你也给我赶紧消散,最起码先把脸上的头套摘了,再这么下去我就要被左邻右舍误会,当成是和你一样的蒙面可疑怪人了。 „Kisses/Intimate ~ love ~?” “亲~爱~的？” At this time, how to listen together gently, actually concealed the unclear murderous intention sound from resound behind. 这时,一道咋听温柔,却暗藏着不明杀机的声音从身后响起。 „Lisa you listens to me to explain!” “丽莎你听我解释！” „Does not want ahh!!!” “不要啊啊啊！！！” Gazes after Aunt Lisa to be away from the headgear to twist the ear of Ral to drag away, my mood is excellent. 目送丽莎阿姨隔着头套拧着拉尔的耳朵一路拖走,我心情大好。 „Really is a lively morning, Wu ~ greatly ~ Elder Brother ~” “真是一个热闹的早上呢,吴~大~哥~” Has turned head, the elegant face that suitable happy is angry suitably maps the line of sight, the vision moves several points subconsciously downward, that familiar astonishing weight/quantity, is away from some distances obviously, actually like must press momentarily, to sensation of asphyxia that the person one type is unable to gasp for breath, making me recall the breakfast that Valise this morning prepared. 回过头,一张宜喜宜嗔的俏脸映入视线,目光下意识往下挪几分,那熟悉的惊人的分量,明明还隔着一些距离,却如同随时要压过来般,给人一种无法喘气的窒息感,让我不禁回忆起了维拉丝今早准备的早餐。 Un, is Lina that I am familiar with right. 嗯,是我熟悉的琳娅没错。 „Repugnant, which is Big Brother Wu your eye looking?” Perhaps is my sizing up vision is obvious, the girl is blushing bashfully, protects the chest to withdraw several steps. “讨厌,吴大哥你的眼睛在看哪呢？”兴许是我的打量目光过于明显,小妮子羞红着脸,护着胸口退后几步。 Useless Lina, your mighty waves broad mind/bosom, a hand cannot protect, two hands are not good. 没用的琳娅,就你那波澜广阔的胸怀,一只手护不住的,两只手也不行。 „, good morning Lina.” I greet, is very natural, at least enters the stage compared with other girls, is this. “呀,早啊琳娅。”我打了个招呼,很自然,至少与其他女孩出场相比,是这样。 Lina has such a share of neighbor girl's charm, regardless of appears in the side when where, will not feel suddenly, as if should so. 琳娅就是有着这么一股邻家女孩的魅力,无论何时何地出现在身边,都不会觉得突然,仿佛本该如此。 Can say, no matter, regardless of everybody, even if sees initially, everyone will give this stature beautifully to excessively the attractive neighbor young girl subconsciously, leaves the space, is intimate with and approves her. 或者可以这么说,无论何时,无论男女老少,哪怕只是初见,大家都会下意识的给予这个身材姣好到过分的漂亮邻家少女,留着一席之地,亲近与认同她。 ... 。。。