**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Really is, the Sir goes out not to take the cell phone, does not turn over, I worried that the amnesia of Sir violated, ran into the police of good intention fortunately.” “真是的,大人外出也不带上手机,迟迟不归,我就担心大人的失忆症是不是犯了,还好遇到了好心的警察。” The smoke anger in kitchen, will wear the home clothing/taking, is the girl of apron, envelops a gentle and mysterious fog light, saw that she proficiently uses the electric appliance, is listening to a cell phone, Police, my look some rounds flutter. 厨房里的烟火气,将身穿家居服,系着围裙的女孩,笼上一层温柔而神秘的雾光,看到她熟练的使用电器,听着一口一个手机,警察,我的眼神有些发飘。 This body weight is exactly right, the figure is exactly the same, the gentle virtuous aura is unique, young girl who the smile, the speech tone and style could not find any flaw, not real Valise. 这个体重分毫不差,身段一模一样,温柔贤惠的气息独一无二,笑容,说话的口吻和行事风格也找不到任何破绽的少女,并非真的维拉丝。 Really has your, the illusion, can imitate this degree unexpectedly. 真有你的呀,幻境,竟然能模仿到这种程度。 Or can read this degree unexpectedly. 或者说,竟然能读取到这种程度。 Naturally, I am not very surprised, although the method is mean, the experience is extremely bad, but does not hinder my regarding as important to illusion, the initial merpeople, a first ancestor of merpeople clan, possibly with creating the world three sages has the relations of being unable to put things clearly, such existence is unquantifiable, even if said that she is the chief criminal who makes me pass through, I can believe that present illusion, what also there is not not possible? 当然,我也不是很惊讶,虽然手段卑鄙,体验极差,但并不妨碍我对幻境的看重,最初的人鱼,人鱼一族的始祖,可能和创世三圣有着说不清道不明的关系,这样的存在已经难以估量,就算说她是让我穿越的罪魁祸首,我都敢相信,眼下的幻境,又有什么不可能呢？ Also without many life experiences exposed shames angry and lingering fear, actually has wanted to confess with the girls, but could not find the appropriate atmosphere continuously,...... even more was then indifferent. 也没有多少身世被揭破的羞恼和后怕,其实早就想和女孩们坦白了,只是一直找不到合适的气氛,然后就……越发的无所谓了。 Did not think that the recollection of original world is insignificant, but takes root in Dark Continent with oneself is getting deeper and deeper, the proportion becomes more and more light, the time that perhaps which day, some spare time Gill talked blindly, spoke thoughtlessly raises, chatted several days as the subject, making everyone rise the rising posture, will be soon pale. 并非觉得原来世界的回忆无足轻重,只不过是随着自己在暗黑大陆扎根越来越深,比重变得越来越轻而已,或许哪一天,某个茶余饭后瞎吉尔侃的时间,随口一提,作为谈资聊个几天,让大家涨涨姿势,用不了多久就会淡去。 Is experiencing Dark Continent people of flames of war, the character will be more realistic, compares now and in the future, passing will see trivial, naturally, if will handle the dishonorable person god indignant matter to regard as another matter. 经历着战火的暗黑大陆人们,性格更加现实,相比现在与未来,过往显得微不足道,当然,若是做过伤天害理人神共愤的事情又另当别论。 In my imagination, this recollection biggest role, should defeat Hell, after gaining the peace, accuracy said that during the process of reconstruction alliance order, could play certain role. 在我的想象中,这段回忆最大的作用,应该是在打败地狱,获取和平之后,准确的说是在重建联盟秩序的过程当中,或许能起到一定作用。 They talked various thought with Akara, various principles, various theories, various characteristics systems, chat high and low in 5000, could absorb some experience to teach, the transformation was the capital grain of Dark Continent new order, established one system system of suiting immediately continent, and sets the development main key for the future, was almost this. 和阿卡拉她们侃一侃各种思想,各种主义,各种理论,各种特色制度,聊一聊上下五千年,或许能从中吸取一些经验教训,转化为暗黑大陆新秩序的资粮,建立一套适合当下大陆的体系制度,并为未来定下发展基调,差不多就是这样。 Has Akara, Cain, Rafel, Lina, Lehne, Yalan Delane, the Aalto Liya these outstanding and square all round leaders, I believe that at least over the next 1000 years, continent will welcome the prosperous times to be peaceful. 有阿卡拉,凯恩,拉斐尔,琳娅,莱娜,雅兰德兰,阿尔托莉雅这些优秀且公正无私的领导者,我相信至少在未来的1000年,大陆将会迎来盛世太平。 „Sir?” “大人？” The close young girl beautiful face, interrupts my train of thought thoroughly. 近在咫尺的少女丽颜,将我的思绪彻底打断。 „Belly was certainly hungry, I was the Sir most to like eating, Valise specially-made mashed potatoes!” “肚子一定饿了吧,我做了大人最喜欢吃的,维拉丝特制的土豆泥！” This shy tame girl , when mentioned cook, the convention appeared some prides, she full basin colorful paste will hand over. 这个害羞温驯的女孩,也只有在提及厨艺方面的时候,才会展现出些许的自豪,她将满满一盆花花绿绿的糊状物递了过来。 „Sir...... the belly is not hungry, or...... doesn't like?” “大人……肚子不饿,或者说……已经不喜欢了？” „No, I ultra like.” “不,我超喜欢的。” „Really is, how even if to like again, cannot Wolf swallow the tiger to swallow.” “真是的,就算再怎么喜欢,也不能狼吞虎咽哦。” „Un...... un un!” “嗯……嗯嗯！” „! Well? How to cry suddenly?” “哇！咦咦？怎么忽然哭了？” „Alternative...... depended on seven.” “另类……赖好七了。” I scratched ruthlessly the tear stains on face, this left illusion brutal iron fist, right realization bone soft palm, sticks ruthlessly on the face, is individual must cry to be good? 我狠狠擦了把脸上的泪痕,这左一手幻境无情铁拳,右一手现实化骨绵掌,狠狠糊在脸上,是个人都得哭好不好？ „Is it possible that is wronged outside?” “莫非,是在外面受了委屈？” Shakes the head, goes all out to shake the head, is wronged? Plays any international joke, I have not been wronged to be good in Dark Continent that the group demon lies in wait from all sides. 摇头,拼命摇头,受委屈？开什么国际玩笑,我在群魔环伺的暗黑大陆都没有受过委屈好不好。 Valise calmly visits me, makes one unable to bear want with that to go to sleep tranquilly in gentle vision, gazed at me to finish eating. 维拉丝静静看着我,用那让人忍不住想要恬静入睡在其中的温柔目光,注视着我吃完。 „I, have actually been believing, where regardless of the Sir arrived, forgot many, one day, will certainly come back, returns to everyone's side.” Has the color of full being shy, is hugging me, enclasps, is saying some to awkward words affectingly, then, neck suddenly one tight. “我啊,其实一直相信着,无论大人到了哪里,忘记了多少,总有一天,一定会回来,回到大家的身边。”带着满满的害羞之色,将我抱着,抱紧,说着一些让人感动到为难的话,而后,脖子忽然一紧。 Lowers the head looked, a cell phone was being strung together by amulet, hangs on the neck. 低头一看,一部手机被项链串着,挂在脖子上。 „......” “……” „Valise, this is you so-called 【Will certainly come back】 Concrete physical protection measure?” “维拉丝,这就是你所谓的【一定会回来】具体的物理防备措施？” „The cell phone that recently had/left is the integration, without the means opens the top plate skewer rope, found one with great difficulty appropriately, as the matter stands does not need to be worried that the Sir will forget the belt/bring cell phone to go out.” Valise embarrassed lowering the head smiles. “最近出的手机都是一体式,没办法打开后盖串绳,好不容易才找到了一部合适的,这样一来就再也不用担心大人会忘了带手机出门了。”维拉丝不好意思的低头一笑。 „You make an old man-machine to me would rather, the continue voyage is long.” “你倒不如给我弄部老人机,续航还长。” „Old man-machine does not have the positioning function.” “老人机没有定位功能。” The sentiment you have also really considered! 感情你还真考虑过啊！ „As if recently one watch can locate.” “似乎最近有一种手表可以定位。” „Children's watch?” “儿童手表？” „Right.” “对吧。” Felt that Valise understands the science and technology compared with me. 感觉维拉丝比我更懂科技。 Chatted is chatting, I felt not right, or was not very crisp, has played with by the illusion, was the time counter-attack, must counter-attack ruthlessly is good. 聊着聊着,我感觉到不对劲,或者说,不是很爽,一直被幻境玩弄,是时候回击,必须狠狠的回击才行。 Coughs lightly two, my long jab weakness. 轻咳两声,我直击弱点。 „Valise, don't you find it strange? Aren't we in the Heavenly Dynasty, your name...... very strange?” “维拉丝呀,难道你就不觉得奇怪吗？我们是在天朝吧,你的名字……不是很奇怪吗？” „Is......?” “是……是么？” „How to listen to look like the foreign personal name.” “怎么听都像外国人名吧。” The Valise hesitation moment, stepped the lovable puppy slipper dá dá dá to enter the room, discovered a Hundred Family Surnames to open in inside, rhythmical is pointing above one page of contents and I explained. 维拉丝沉吟片刻,迈着可爱的小狗拖鞋哒哒哒进了房间,在里面找出一本百家姓翻开,有板有眼的指着上面的一页内容和我解释。 „But Sir, has this surname.” “但是大人,有维这个姓氏哦。” „......” “……” Today's shame title had —— about me by the wife popular science Heavenly Dynasty foundation general knowledge 23 matters of different world. 今天的耻辱标题有了——关于我被异世界的妻子科普天朝基础常识二三事。 „cough cough.” I cough again lightly, a brain revolution, there is a new wicked idea. “咳咳。”我再次轻咳,脑筋一转,又有了新的鬼点子。 „Name beforehand puts down does not raise, your Sir called me like this, didn't find it a little strange? We marry, how must also calls the husband, or old Wu?” “姓名的事先放下不提,你一口一句大人这样叫我,就不觉得有点奇怪吗？咱俩都结了婚,怎么得也是叫老公,或是老吴吧？” Said that aware, after personal status, rejoiced secretly, oneself is not fortunately surnamed Wang. 说完自觉一顿,品位一番后暗自庆幸,还好自己不姓王。 Stern that then a Valise brow wrinkle, detects the matter. 这下维拉丝眉头一皱,察觉到事情的严峻性了。 „Yes, why will use Sir name? From starts?” “是呢,为什么会用大人这种叫法呢？到底是从什么时候开始的呢？” „Right, right.” I go all out to provoke anger, perfect illusion, so long as inside setting presented the logical error, will change to the bubble, pokes broken. “对吧,对吧。”我拼命拱火,再完美的幻境,只要里面的设定出现了逻辑错误,都会化作泡沫,一戳即破。 The illusion mulberry, accepts, this is I gives your big ritual, please call me to fantasize the killer from now henceforth! 幻境桑,收下吧,这就是我送给你的大礼,从今以后请称呼我为幻想杀手！ However, illusion this, if were really disillusioned, is a pity strangely and that's the end, returns to modern with great difficulty, even if only the illusion, has not roamed through with enough time, perhaps...... I should be late to begin. 不过,幻境这要是真的破灭了,也怪可惜就是了,好不容易回到现代一趟,哪怕只是幻境,都还没来得及遨游呢,诶……或许我该晚点动手。 Somewhat regretted at heart, I observe in secret( false. Valise) every action and every movement, the illusion regards to cope with my trump card her, how could it not be to expect actually is also the illusion biggest flaw. 心里有些后悔,我暗中观察(伪.维拉丝)的一举一动,幻境将她当成对付我的杀手锏,岂不料却也是幻境自己最大的破绽。 Seeing only the Valise brow wrinkle is deeper, finally covered the chest gently, my look concentrates, must finish. 只见维拉丝眉头越皱越深,最后轻轻捂住了胸口,我眼神一凝,要结束了。 Then saw this puppy dog another hand toward capturing pulled out, proficiently dialed three position numbers, whisper that at the same time thought aloud. 然后见这只小狗狗另外一只手往兜了一掏,熟练拨了三位号,一边自言自语的嘀咕。 „Is not a little right, I also same contracted the amnesia with the Sir probably, at this time...... the grandfather has taught me, really reported to the police is quite useful......” “是有点不对劲,我好像也和大人一样患了失忆症,这种时候……爷爷教过我,果然还是报警比较有用吧……” ......?! 诶……诶诶诶？！ You are making what foolish matter!!!!!! 你在做什么傻事诶！！！！！！ I a cell phone that has snatched Valise, hangs the power failure words with the quickest speed, looked at one, the telephone conversation record showed that has not dialed telephone —— 我一把抢过维拉丝的手机,用最快的速度挂掉电话,看了一眼,通话记录显示一个未拨通电话—— The monster monster spirits! 妖妖灵！ My really it meow aerobic! This illusion it does not press the repertoire to walk, it chooses the warning unexpectedly! Moreover this skilled operation, the imposing manner of forming a coherent whole, this it meow am I the Heavenly Dynasty indigenous or Valise am? 我真它喵好气呀！这幻境它不按套路走,它竟然选择报警！而且这熟练的操作,一气呵成的气势,这它喵的到底我是天朝土著还是维拉丝才是？ „Has the words saying that Valise, I thought that this is not the issue at the worst, the name is only a code name, we are the couples, this is the invariable fact.” “有话好说,维拉丝,我觉得这也不是什么大不了的问题,称呼只是一个代号,我们是夫妻,这是不变的事实。” „Also yes, after me, can continue to call the Sir?” Valise tilts the head thinks, the feeling is very reasonable, good flickering this point, to is completely exactly the same. “也是,那我以后可以继续叫大人吗？”维拉丝歪头一想,感觉很有道理,好忽悠这一点,到是完全一模一样。 By the illusion shame intelligence quotient, I the grief and indignation, had been prepared to seek for other breaches one after another, at this moment, in the building hears rapid sound of footsteps, wipes the pure white form to step the vigorous step of tread tread tread to run fast from the staircase, enough 4~5 steps time, then jumps to leap, the dexterous exquisite physique, as if flew high to fly, bridged over the arm rest directly, is swooping to me horizontally. 接连被幻境羞辱智商,我已然悲愤,正准备寻找其他突破口,就在这时,楼上传来一阵急促脚步声,一抹洁白的身影迈着蹬蹬蹬的矫健步伐飞快从楼梯跑下来,足足还有四五个阶梯的时候,便纵身一跃,轻巧优美的身姿,仿佛凌空飞了起来,直接跨过扶手,横着冲我飞扑而来。 Pū! 噗喔！ This...... this familiar shell impact!!! 这……这熟悉的炮弹式冲击！！！ Then, the bosom young girl acts like a spoiled brat to shout that a name that crushes my soul. 而后,怀里的少女撒娇着喊出了一声粉碎我灵魂的称呼。 „Brother-in-law!” “姐夫！” ... 。。。