**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Wanted three money in my this Rogue third stingy hand continuously, really has the red and white princess, is it possible when the third child can come under attack is the universe law? 连续在我这个罗格第三抠门手中要了三次钱,真有你的啊红白公主,当老三就得挨打莫非是宇宙定律？ The red and white princess is infatuated is swaying the match cash box, is listening to the chock full clear sound, that is the evil music movement that money plays, by unwilling tears that the squeezer flows off. 红白公主陶醉的摇晃着赛钱箱,听着里面满满当当的清脆响声,那是金钱奏出的邪恶乐章,被压榨者流下的不甘热泪。 „Sufficed to construct two shrines.” She nods, said happily. “够建两栋神社了。”她点点头,开心说道。 „Did you construct two simply directly? After being opened, can keep spare.” “那你干脆直接建两栋得了？被拆了以后还能留个备用。” „If by some chance were opened two directly?” She put forward a novel viewpoint. “万一直接被拆两栋呢？”她提出一个新颖观点。 „That must ask yourself, handled the matter of what seething discontent among the people, opening one was insufficient.” “那就得问问你自己,到底做了什么天怒人怨的事情,拆一栋还不够了。” The looking at each other speechless moment, the red and white princess moves out of the way the vision: „I reputation in village good very much, everyone praised.” 相视无言片刻,红白公主挪开目光:“我在村子里的口碑好的很,人人夸赞的。” „The village in your mouth probably only then your one person, right.” “你口中的村子大概只有你一个人,对吧。” „High-rising may not be really likable.” “兀可真不讨人喜欢。” „May miss compared with you far away, I have not at least arrived to be opened the situation of family/home.” “比你可差老远了,至少我没有走到要被人拆家的地步。” „~~ ~” “凡凡~~~” Opened the family/home not to mention, did the proper business a bit faster, otherwise Tiya must divide family property with me. 得,别提拆家了,还是快点干正事吧,不然蒂亚要和我分家了。 „In fact, grasps the source of magic, has the shortcut to walk.” The red and white princess also entered the condition rapidly, so long as money gives are many enough, she is being glad does things. “事实上,掌握魔法之源,是有捷径可以走的。”红白公主也迅速进入了状态,只要钱给的够多,她还是乐意干事的。 „What shortcut?” “什么捷径？” „Very simple, fit.” “很简单,合体。” This may really be...... the clear bad means. 这可真是……一目了然的糟糕办法。 I have a look at Tiya, has a look at a face to compel ignorant, completely Qi who has not understood the words, putting out a hand pinched the small cheek of Tiya. 我看看蒂亚,又看看一脸懵逼,完全没听懂话的琪露诺,不由的伸手掐了掐蒂亚的小脸蛋。 „Good, this little while you may really probably turn into the magical girl.” “好啊,这会儿你可真要变成魔法少女了。” „I am the magical girl.” little girl acts like a spoiled brat white my eyes. “我本来就是魔法少女啦。”小丫头撒娇的白了我一眼。 „Then can be fit? Do not tell me to want the both sides intention the multi-talented person line.” I looked not to know as before had anything, as well as does not know that soon must have anything, but tilted the head looks at our Qi, the headache held the volume. “那么要怎么样合体呢？可别告诉我要双方心意相通才行。”我又看了看依旧不知道发生了什么,以及不知道即将要发生什么,只是歪头看着我们的琪露诺,头疼扶额。 The intention interlinked is the not possible intention to be interlinked, lets Tiya and fool intention interlinked that also too it meow talks nonsense? 心意相通是不可能心意相通的,让蒂亚和一个笨蛋心意相通那也太它喵扯淡呢？ „Yes, at least also the intention according to the truth can be fit interlinked, otherwise the hidden danger is too big.” The red and white princess also discovered this issue. “是呢,按道理来说至少也得心意相通才能合体,不然隐患太大。”红白公主也发现了这个问题。 „But is unimportant, the issue can always be solved, side isn't high-rising that spirit can also be fit with the high-rising?” “但是不要紧,问题总是能解决的,兀身边的那只幽灵不是也能和兀合体么？” „Said is also, even can I...... wait/etc, what meaning your?!” “说的也是,连我都可以……等等,你什么意思？！” This fellow, dares to scold the small spirit unexpectedly is a fool, is absolutely unforgivable, I wanted incarnation dragon Aotian! 这家伙,竟然敢骂小幽灵是笨蛋,绝对不可饶恕,我要化身龙傲天了！ „In brief, since this beach turbid water, I helped the person help, helping the high-rising solve this problem.” “总而言之,既然趟了这滩浑水,我就帮人帮到底,帮兀解决这个问题吧。” „You may really be the professional vanguard.” “您可真是敬业先锋。” Such a looked that probably was not may not forgive, ok, ok. 这么一看好像又不是不可饶恕了,算了,算了。 „Has good that a proverb said that the time is not enough, the spell collects.” “有句老话说的好,时间不够,符咒来凑。” „Wait, how haven't I heard such proverb?” “等等,我怎么没听说过这样的老话？” „Is high-rising person always very earnest in the strange place? This is fantasized that the proverb of township, there person speech may be of pleasant to hear, works and goes all out.” “兀这个人怎么老是在奇怪的地方特别较真？这是幻想乡的老话,那里的人说话可好听了,干活又卖力。” „You confirmed that the source of these words, is not when you oppress others to rush a job to construct the shrine?” “你确认这句话的出处,不是在你压迫别人赶工建神社的时候？” „Is high-rising person always very how earnest in the strange place?” “兀这个人怎么老是在奇怪的地方特别较真？” Reread machine, really afraid. 啊,复读机了,果然心虚了是吧。 „In brief, should be one's turn rune/symbol paper to enter the stage at this time.” Then, the red and white princess searches toward the left side bosom, makes an effort to pull slightly, brow light wrinkle took out rune/symbol paper. “总而言之,这时候该轮到符纸出场了。”说完,红白公主往左侧怀里一探,微微用力一扯,眉头轻皱的取出了一张符纸。 „Wait, your rune/symbol paper, is it proper rune/symbol paper?” I stare stubbornly am being doubtful am sending out rune/symbol paper of suspicious body temperature, asked vigilantly. “等等,你这符纸,它是正经的符纸么？”我死死盯着疑似正散发着可疑体温的符纸,警惕问道。 „Should not be the secondhand goods?” “该不会是二手货吧？” „Cheap, five sold for cash to the high-rising is good.” “便宜点,五折卖给兀好了。” „Really yes secondhand goods is right!” “果然是二手货对吧！” „Quality is very new, the high-rising has a look again carefully.” “成色很新的,兀再仔细看看。” „Rejuvenates me not to want! Moreover you look, middle hasn't here, wrinkled?” “再新我也不要！而且你看,中间这里,不是已经皱了么？” Carefully looked, the symbol paper is close to the central location having a quite obvious raised wrinkle, this also wants to sell the 50% discount? I! The dead profiteer rolls to me! 仔细一看,符纸接近中心位置是有一个比较明显的凸皱点,就这还想卖五折？我呸！死奸商给我滚啊！ „This is only very normal daily use trace, how to see is also 95 new, does not affect the follow-up use completely, moreover does not have such a proverb, put on old clothes/armor was more comfortable.” “这只是很正常的日常使用痕迹,怎么看也是九五新,完全不影响后续使用,而且不是有句这样老话么,穿旧了的衣服更舒适。” „No, that said that but the clothes/armor size is inappropriate, how to put on will not be comfortable.” “不,话是这么说,但是衣服尺寸不合适,怎么穿也不会舒服吧。” „Is inappropriate?” The red and white princess looked at Tiya. “不合适吗？”红白公主看了看蒂亚。 „Your this 【clothes/armor】, Was smaller.” I am categorical, must ask why so affirmed, because of my, is the hand of legendary Sun! “你这【衣服】,小多了。”我斩钉截铁,要问为什么如此肯定,因为我这手,可是传说中的太阳之手啊！ „Really does not have the means.” She also sighs, ponders the moment, another hand searches into the right bosom. “真是没办法。”她又叹了一口气,思考片刻,另外一只手探入右怀。 „Said that is inappropriate, do you also come?!” I was startled, cannot understand the logical expression. “都说不合适了,你还来？！”我惊了,听不懂人话是吧。 „Actually this is one with my life experience related secret, I hope that the high-rising do not say.” “其实这是一个和我的身世有关的秘密,我希望兀不要说出去。” The red and white princess's tone suddenly becomes serious, pulls another to pull along with the left hand, seems a little tight, no means easily rip...... cough cough like the left, easily takes. 红白公主的语气忽然变得严肃起来,伴随着左手一扯又一扯,似乎有点紧,没办法像左边那样轻易撕……咳咳,轻易取出来。 „What, life experience secret?!” My expression also becomes the Beidou god fist to get up, this may be unable to crack a joke. “什么,身世秘密？！”我的表情也变得北斗神拳起来,这可开不得玩笑。 Your this fellow of heavy features, unexpectedly such big secret? 你这浓眉大眼的家伙,竟然还有这么大的秘密？ „Is such......” hung us to meet the appetite, the red and white princess used quietly mew mew the look and tone, to my said in a low voice. “是这样的……”吊了我们一会胃口,红白公主才用悄咪咪的眼神和语气,对我低声说道。 „Actually, is this, the left and right, are of different sizes, this was I and is missing the certificate that many years of father recognized each other, the high-rising may not probably say.” “其实,是这样的,左右两边,大小不一样,这是我和失踪多年的父亲相认的凭证,兀可千万不能说出去。” „I understand, I understand.” “我懂,我懂。” Nod of my chicken pecking meter/rice, the old repertoire, on the television developed like this, on buttocks, or on chest, birthmark anything, when soon the ending, the nonchalant reveal came out, was seen, realized on the day of that birth of father this was the grandfather passed away 20 years later was born to be missing the son who 20 years of age has been similar. 我小鸡啄米似的点着头,老套路了,电视上都这样演,屁股上啊,或者胸口上啊,有一个胎记什么的,在快要结尾的时候,不经意露出来,被看到,意识到这就是爷爷逝世了二十年后才出生的爸爸的那个出生那天就已经失踪了二十年的岁数相仿的儿子。 However, I think suddenly, is condensed the consultation integration missing body that by the fantasy township will, is not thinking how to protect the fantasy township, daily ponders over the unfilial child who how is squeezing inside people, the riddle of life experience has! 但是,我忽然想到,由幻想乡意志凝聚的咨询统合思念体,不想着怎么守护幻想乡,天天琢磨着怎么压榨里面的子民的不孝崽,有个屁的身世之谜啊！ „............” Is therefore shutting tightly an eye spills over some tears, endures suffering to make an effort to pull, came out another rune/symbol Zhiqu finally, the red and white princess scratched the tears, a Sacrifice significant expression. “所……所以说……”紧闭着的一只眼泛出些许泪光,忍痛用力一扯,总算将另外一张符纸取出来了,红白公主擦了擦泪花,一副牺牲重大的表情。 „Isn't this size same?” I separated contrasted several spatially, has not discovered the difference in this rune/symbol paper wrinkle convexo-convex. “这大小不还是一样吗？”我隔空对比了几眼,没在这张符纸的皱凸凸上发现区别。 „This is impossible!” Red and white princess one startled, lifts to the top of the head above careful contrast. “这不可能！”红白公主一惊,举到头顶上方仔细对比。 „Unexpectedly also is really same, I knew, was my condition is not certainly right, no, should say that did not have gets in the mood.” “竟然还真是一样,我知道了,一定是我刚才的状态不对,不,应该说还没有进入状态。” Is your condition, the proper condition? 请问你这个状态,是正经的状态吗？ „Must make two to need to cover to be very long, it seems like it is the dead end.” “要重新弄俩张需要捂上很久,看来已经是穷途末路了。” „, You do not give me to draw two newly isn't good? Can cover turn into the secondhand goods to sell?!” “不不不,你重新给我画两张新的不行？非得捂一捂变成二手货才能卖？！” Disregards my complaining, the red and white princess is knitting the brows the eye, pondered long time, finally sets firm resolve general, the small hand passes through the skirt head, searches slowly downward, at the same time answered. 无视我的吐槽,红白公主皱着眉目,思考良久后终于下定了决心一般,小手穿过裙头,缓缓往下探去,一边解释道。 „Actually one, the guarantee presses the bottom, guarantees ten tenths new, because the moisture was a little recently heavy, possibly sleek/moist sleek/moist, will not a little affect to use similarly.” “其实还有一张,保证是压箱底的,保证十成新,但是因为最近湿气有点重,可能会有点润润的,同样不影响使用。” „Moisture is heavy I to suggest that looks for Valise to pull out a cupping glass, her in any case is also a pharmacist.” “湿气重我个人建议去找维拉丝拔个火罐,她好歹也是个药师。” „Went, but Valise does not give.” “去了,但维拉丝不给。” „Why?” “为什么？” „I want to try to pull out front.” “我想试试拔前面。” „......” “……” „Your two knows when to stop to me!” “你们两个给我适可而止吧！” Zī!!! 滋滋滋！！！ Wait, Tiya, this is unfair, you said obviously 【Your two】, Why by electricity only then I?! 等等,蒂亚,这不公平,你明明说了【你们两个】,为什么被电的又只有我？！ Well, why can say? 咦,为什么要说又呢？ In brief finally, the red and white princess pulled out several brand-new rune/symbol paper obediently. 总之最后,红白公主乖乖掏出了几张崭新的符纸。 „How many can paste?” Does not need to be worried that Tiya with the secondhand goods that the size does not gather, I feel relieved finally, but also had the new question. “要贴多少张？”不用担心蒂亚用尺寸不合的二手货,我终于放心下来,但又有了新疑问。 „Pasted one to be OK, but pasted several, the effect was better.” “贴一张就可以了,但多贴几张,效果更佳。” „Fit fit, but also how better law?” “合体就合体,还怎么个更佳法？” „Speed is faster.” “速度更快。” „That must come many several.” “那必须来多几张。” „Three enough, the multi- effects will not increase again.” “三张也就够了,再多效果也不会增加。” „That comes three, how with?” “那就来三张吧,怎么用？” „One pasted toward the body was good, must keep the intimate contact with the body.” “往身上一贴就好了,必须和身体保持密切接触。” „Where toward pastes quite well, has tasteful?” “往哪贴比较好,有讲究吗？” „Has.” “有的。” „Therefore?” “所以呢？” „......” “……” „......” “……” Silent a moment later, after each other look wave length tallies completely, my heroic spirit pounded dozens jin (0.5 kg) purse on the ground, the land for building shakes several to shake. 沉默了片刻之后,在彼此的眼神波长完全吻合以后,我豪气的将几十斤重的钱袋子砸在地上,地皮都抖了几抖。 „Gives me to come three...... not, 30!” “给我来三张……不,三十张！” Exchanges money for the goods, the transaction is closed. 一手交钱,一手交货,交易完成。 Very good, Tiya, my helps you try for the husband personally. 很好,蒂亚,为夫我这就来帮你亲自试一试。 „Pasted because of the touch quite keen place is good.” “贴在触感比较敏锐的地方就好了。” Corner of the eye Tiya is with smile on the face, does not know when both hands grasped artifact staff, iced the empty shadow of fire Shuanglong to leap to want, sought livehood to want the extremely strong red and white princess to add hastily. 眼角蒂亚面带笑容,不知何时双手握上了神器法杖,冰火双龙的虚影跃跃欲出,求生欲极强的红白公主连忙补充道。 „So that's how it is.” Tiya nods, from falling into my hand of petrification has taken three rune/symbol paper, two post in the sole, posts in the lower abdomen, let alone awakens any strange quirk, even the sex appeal the lovable small navel covered. “原来如此。”蒂亚点了点头,从陷入石化的我手中取过三张符纸,两张贴在脚底,一张贴在小腹,别说觉醒什么奇怪的性癖,连性感又可爱的小肚脐都遮挡住了。 When it was over, charming blinks to me, offers a seduction thrown kiss: „Dear ~~ do you also want to take a look at my rune/symbol paper?” 完了后,妩媚的冲我眨眼,献上一记诱惑飞吻:“亲爱的~~你也想看看我的符纸吗？” „Next time certainly, next time certainly.” My wood the face, is giving up again and again. “下次一定,下次一定。”我木着脸,连连罢手。 „Then?” Tiya transferred curiously, takes a look at itself, seemed the body to paste three rune/symbol paper, will have what difference. “然后呢？”蒂亚好奇的转了一圈,上上下下打量自己,好似身体多贴了三张符纸,就会有什么不同。 „Then needs the last step, was the magic incantation that needed fit.” “然后就需要最后一步,也就是合体所需要的魔法咒语了。” „Isn't this magical girl?!” “这不就是魔法少女吗？！” „I am the magical girl.” “我就是魔法少女哦凡凡。” Really sufficed...... 真是够了…… „Listened, the incantation was 【shapeshift, MIRARUKU , KIRARUKU , GYOGYOGYOGYO, most liked fish】.” “听好了,咒语就是【变身,MIRARUKU,KIRARUKU,GYOGYOGYOGYO,最喜欢鱼了】。” I hold the match cash box that the red and white princess has not received with enough time silently, starts running away at once, in people's eyes changes to together the billowing dust. 我默默抱起红白公主还没来得及收起的赛钱箱,拔腿就跑,在众人眼里化作一道滚滚尘埃。 „High-rising swindler, but also my match cash box!” “兀这个骗子,还我的赛钱箱！” The red and white princess did not respond slowly, the governing coin in hand regarded the stick, howling of dance makes noise, bit unexpectedly stubbornly in behind, is unable to throw away. 红白公主反应不慢,手中的御币当成棍子,舞的呼啸作响,竟然死死咬在后面,无法甩脱。 „Shut up, this is the right infringement fee/spent that I earn!” “闭嘴,这是我应得的侵权费！” „Hey!” “嘿！” Spoke the air change while me, the instance that the movement slow patted, three did not have princess two leg treads, the body meteor, the head withstand/top ruthlessly on my waist. 乘我说话换气,动作慢了一拍的瞬间,三无公主两腿一蹬,身似流星,脑袋狠狠顶在了我的后腰上。 The picture framed a black white CT photo, can see to hear the fissure and sound of thighbone smashing indistinctly. 画面定格成了一张黑白色的CT照,隐约可以看到听到股骨粉碎的裂痕和声音。 Tiya not shortly is covering the face, deeply sighs. 蒂亚没眼看的捂着脸,深深叹了一口气。 Qi from me and red and white princess wind piece time starts, has looked dull, exhibits cleverly, jpg, a face „I cannot understand, but I greatly amazed”. 琪露诺则是从我和红白公主飙段子的时候开始,就已经看呆,摆出乖巧,jpg,一脸的“我看不懂,但是我大受震撼”。 Two people look mutually. 两人互相望了望。 „Or...... Qi does you always think about to look? Our two, who should read.” The ashamed excessive incantation, making Tiya hit the evil idea. “要不……琪露诺你念念看？我们两个,应该谁念都可以吧。”羞耻过头的咒语,让蒂亚打起了歪主意。 „Does not have the issue, although gives Qi to reveal the big person.” “没问题,尽管交给琪露诺大人。” The critical moment, the present gear can be reliable, Tiya is deeply moved. 关键时刻,眼前的排挡还是能靠得住的,蒂亚大为感动。 „Most liked the frozen frog!” BY Qi. “最喜欢冻青蛙了！”BY琪露诺。 „...... Qi, is not makes you recite the incantation......” “不……琪露诺,是让你念咒语……” „Most liked the frozen frog!” “最喜欢冻青蛙了！” „......” “……” At this moment, Tiya understood, the fool is really unreliable. 这一刻,蒂亚懂了,笨蛋果然靠不住的。 ... 。。。