**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „???” “？？？” What I listen is confused, brain which muscle has not responded, sees Qi hurriedly, pū, flies does not know where went, come quickly goes also quick, really comes my here to announce. 我听的是一头雾水,大脑哪根筋迟迟没有反应过来,又见琪露诺风风火火,噗咻一声,飞到不知哪里去了,来的快去的也快,真就只是来我这儿宣布一下。 „I and Qi signed the contract.” Tiya is careful, sees my face down the expression, answered to me. “我和琪露诺签订契约了。”还是蒂亚细心,见我一脸宕机的表情,给我解释道。 Mentioned this, I may be enthusiastic: „In other words, did you turn into the magical girl finally?” 说起这个,我可来劲了:“也就是说,你终于变成魔法少女了？” „Ha? Is speaking what nonsense.” little girl visits me puzzled: „I am the magical girl.” “哈？凡凡在说什么傻话呀。”小丫头不解的看着我:“我本来就是魔法少女呀。” ...... Good, without problem. 呃……好吧,没毛病。 „What has to feel?” I am very curious, if feels well, I did not mind when also a chapter of demon installs the young girl, grasps power saw that type, the premise can handle the red and white princess. “有什么感觉？”我很是好奇,如果感觉不错,我不介意也当一回魔装少女,手持电锯那种,前提能搞定红白公主。 „Feeling? It‘s nothing feeling...... probably?” “感觉？没什么感觉……大概？” „What is general.” “什么叫大概啊。” „Aiya, just signed, but also realized without enough time carefully.” little girl acts like a spoiled brat to say with a smile. “哎呀,刚刚签订嘛,还来不及仔细体会。”小丫头撒娇笑道。 „You realize the experience carefully, on the present.” “那你仔细体会体会,就现在。” „That also worried, was late, is late, cannot just sign the contract to abandon Qi, no matter.” On the Tiya mouth was saying cannot make one to pull out the bi brutal beautiful young girl, the look has not actually paid attention to the direction that Qi leaves. “那也太着急了吧,晚点,晚点,不能刚签订契约就扔下琪露诺不管吧。”蒂亚嘴上说着不能做一个拔哔无情的美少女,眼神却没有留意琪露诺离开的方向。 In the final analysis, lacks self-confidence at heart, the hope is for fear that bigger, disappointed bigger, after all...... the contract opposite party looks that is not quite credible. 说到底,还是心里也没啥底,生怕希望越大,失望越大,毕竟……契约对方看着就不太靠谱。 „Where can, probably first find Qi to be good.” “哪能呀,必须先找到琪露诺才行。” I nod: „Perhaps from the beginning must the opposite party coordinate, how can little result in the tool person.” 我点了点头:“说不定一开始还得对方配合,怎么能少得了工具人呢。” „But Qi has run.” Tiya then started to look around, cannot find the person. “但是琪露诺已经跑了。”蒂亚这才开始东张西望,找不着人了。 „This simplicity.” “这个简单。” My instantaneous shapeshift Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, less than one second cancels immediately, sees the distant two meteors is called mother while the direct impact comes, the hook straight bait is salty, without hesitation will nip on the fool. 我瞬间变身圣月贤狼,不到一秒立刻取消,就见远方两道流星一边叫着妈妈一边直冲过来,钩直饵咸,也就笨蛋才会毫不犹豫的一口咬下去。 Slam on the brakes, stop before me, the crystal and Qi shows the expression that the whole face shuts out. 一个急刹车,停在我面前,水晶和琪露诺露出满脸嫌弃的表情。 „Mom?” “妈妈呢？” No matter I first Qi, partly squats, gentle reorganizes for the crystal is sending on the tree top not to know the bits of grass where moistens, the racket her shoulder, shouted a silly child. 我先不管琪露诺,半蹲下来,温柔的替水晶整理着发梢上不知道哪里沾来的草屑,拍拍她的肩膀,喊了一声傻孩子。 „I deliver you to look for your mother now.” “我现在就送你去找你妈。” Then, the crystal at a quicker speed, a farther distance, changed to the meteor to vanish. 然后,水晶以更快的速度,更远的距离,化作流星消失了。 Tiya, somewhat could not tolerate: „I thought that should kindly treat to them, in any case also puts out to Ruth 1/10...... not, even if 1% affections.” 就连蒂亚,都有些看不过去了:“我觉得凡凡应该对她们更加善待一些,好歹也拿出对西露丝艾柯露的十分之一……不,哪怕是百分之一的爱心。” „That is not good.” I shake the head rattle-drum that swings: „Gives them slightly an advantage, their tails will curl upwards, was more lawless.” “那可不行。”我摇头摇的拨浪鼓似的:“稍微给她们一点好处,她们尾巴就会翘起来,更加无法无天了。” „Therefore is 1%, similarly is the daughter.” Tiya also knows that these two are what morality, that's true, therefore has not demanded the same concern. “所以是百分之一呀,同样是女儿。”蒂亚也知道这俩是什么德性,确实如此,所以没有强求一样的关爱。 I have not explained that have turned head, unemotional stretches out the arms toward Qi: „Qi, my daughter, the father loves you, come, in throws embraces to me acts like a spoiled brat heartily.” 我没有解释,扭过头,面无表情的朝琪露诺张开双臂:“琪露诺,我的女儿,爸爸爱你,来,扑到我怀抱里尽情撒娇吧。” In an instant turned into the ice sculpture, and fool young girl brutally rejects: „Bah bah, who is your daughter, Qi is mother's good daughter, in addition no one is.” 转眼就变成了冰雕,以及笨蛋少女无情的拒绝:“呸呸呸,谁是你的女儿,琪露诺是妈妈的好女儿,除此之外谁也不是。” „You looked, said, I can the Sacrifice appearance and moral integrity, shapeshift coax them?” I am pointing at to Qi of my most ugly face, looks at Tiya, then should not need to explain. “你看,还是说,我非得牺牲色相和节操,变身去哄她们？”我指着冲我最鬼脸的琪露诺,看着蒂亚,这下应该不需要多解释了吧。 „Good, I do not want to manage, perhaps everyone has being together way of everyone.” Tiya shrugs. “好吧,我不想管了,或许每个人都有每个人的相处方式。”蒂亚耸耸肩。 „This was right, is just like me unable with treating attitude treats.” “这就对了,就好比我总不能用对待菲妮的态度去对待碧丝吧。” „I thought that your analogy has the issue greatly.” “我觉得你这个比喻大有问题。” „Good, that trades one.” Facing the Tiya instantaneous sharp look, my a little small side, the side does not select the language: „Cannot with treating the Evil Dragon attitude treats Eika Layh.” “好吧,那换一个。”面对蒂亚瞬间犀利的眼神,我有点小方,方不择语:“总不能用对待恶龙蕾娜的态度去对待艾卡莱伊。” „Feeling issue was bigger.” “感觉问题更大了。” „Makes us forget that these immaterial details, enters the subject.” The pā pā two hand blades, fall on Tiya and Qi forehead, for the time being was displays the memory to eliminate the technique. “让我们忘掉这些无关紧要的细节,进入正题。”啪啪两记手刀,落在蒂亚和琪露诺额头上,姑且算是施展了记忆消除术。 „Why even/including Qilu also wants.” The fools are covering the head, tearful complains to me. “为什么连琪露诺也要。”笨蛋捂着头,泪眼汪汪的向我控诉。 „, Was convenient.” “哦,顺手了。” „Turns into the ice piece you!” “把你变成冰块！” I hide, I wiggle forward, cannot hit . 诶,我躲,我扭来扭去,就是打不着,诶。 Because dizzi result Tiya also joined the punitive expedition ranks to be held the electricity. 因为太得意忘形结果蒂亚也加入讨伐行列被抱着电了一通。 Returns to the subject, three people arrive at the outside training ground, I hinted Tiya to start her performance, little girl puzzled is taking a look at own small hand, did not seem to feel after signing contract, has inferior (Asia) that anything changed. 回到正题,三人来到外边的训练场,我示意蒂亚可以开始她的表演了,小丫头困惑的打量着自己的小手,好像没感觉到签订契约后有什么变化的亚子。 „In brief first gives a try the might.” I collude to the little girl check, making her make the target with me. “总之先试试看威力吧。”我冲小丫头勾勾手,让她拿我做靶子。 „I may not be impolite.” “那我可就不客气咯。” „Comes, although to my face.” I tread the previous step, finds out the big face to Tiya, non- broken finger above. “来来来,尽管冲着我的脸上来。”我踏前一步,冲蒂亚探出大脸,不断指着上面。 How to feel oneself look like Satan mister in first under heaven martial arts contest congress, waiting for the meeting should not suffer hardships? 咋感觉自己像天下第一比武大会上的撒旦先生呢,等会该不会受苦吧？ „Hey!” little girl is impolite, a direct staff finger/refers, without everywhere flying snow, even does not have the slight shape, had been separated from freeze strength of inflexible skill shape completely, directly from to/clashes me to close in all directions. “嘿！”小丫头不客气了,直接法杖一指,没有漫天的飞雪,甚至没有丝毫形态可言,已经完全脱离了死板的技能形态的冰冻力量,直接从四面八方冲我一拥而上。 Maintains Satan mister appearance that is making, I change to an ice sculpture again. 保持着作死的撒旦先生模样,我再次化作一尊冰雕。 Works loose from the ice sculpture, my careful taste ponders over, obtained with the Tiya same confusion: „Probably...... is nothing changes?” 从冰雕中挣脱开来,我细细品味琢磨,也得出了和蒂亚一样的困惑:“好像……是没啥变化？” Compared with supervising Riel may miss feeding too many, you are the source of magic, can again powerful? 比督瑞尔可差太多了喂,你可是魔法之源,能再给力点么？ Our looks, simultaneous/uniform Qiding to nearby Qi. 我俩的眼神,齐齐盯向一旁的琪露诺。 „Snort, Qi reveals strength of big person , the trivial Tiya girls are so can it be that easy to operate.” The fools reveal the countenance that is insufferably arrogant. “哼,琪露诺大人的力量,又岂是区区蒂亚丫头那么容易能操纵的。”笨蛋露出不可一世的嘴脸。 „Does obeisance ~ request ~ said ~ person ~ words ~” makes an effort to rub Qi circle meat face, this time acting crazy is not I, but is Tiya, she of bright smile, looks wear a look of a little fearfully. “拜~托~说~人~话~”使劲搓揉着琪露诺圆乎乎的肉脸,这一次发飙的不是我,而是蒂亚,面带灿烂笑容的她,看着有点可怕。 Qi of frightened trembling, does not dare to make the monster again, to evil force honest lowering the head. 被吓的瑟瑟发抖的琪露诺,不敢再作妖,向恶势力老老实实的低下了头。 „To be honest, Qi reveals the big person not to know what's the matter.” “说实话,琪露诺大人也不知道是怎么回事。” Good, after all is the fool. 好吧,毕竟是笨蛋。 „At this time, why doesn't ask the mysterious spirit dream princess?” “这种时候,为什么不问问神奇的灵梦公主呢？” Lying trough! 卧槽！ Suddenly sound that broadcasts from the back, since frightened I jump same place, then looks, is not the red and white princess of mysteriously appearing and disappearing. 冷不防从背后传来的声音,吓的我原地蹦起,回头一看,可不是神出鬼没的红白公主么。 „Happen, you to are the promptness that comes.” “正好,你到是来的及时。” „, Without the means that the idea is I leaves after all, the post-sale service is also completed well is good.” Hē is not knowing hot tea where comes, red and white princess rarely in my eyes image big. “嘛,没办法,毕竟主意是我出的,售后服务也得好好完成才行。”喝着不知道从哪里来的热茶,红白公主难得在我眼中形象高大了一回。 „But, must add money.” “但是,得加钱。” I know that should not hug to " three without " products too anticipated. 得,我就知道不该对三无产品抱太多期待。 „This also to reconstruct shrine.” She is receiving money, but also explained one , indicating oneself for right enterprise. “这也是为了重建神社。”她收着钱,还解释一句,表示自己都是为了正当事业。 „Hasn't constructed?” “还没建好呢？” „No, was quite recently busy.” “不,最近比较忙。” „I to have not seen you to be busy at anything.” “我到是没见你在忙些什么。” „Mainly is......” she looks down in the cup the ups and downs tea stems, long time, sighed the one breath lightly: „Mainly was the easy-to-use free coolie does not have.” “主要是……”她低头看着杯里沉沉浮浮的茶梗,良久,才轻叹一口气:“主要是好用的免费苦力没了。” So saying, the vision is not knowing falling of sense of honor to Qi on. 这般说着,目光不知廉耻的落到琪露诺身上。 „Finally do you ask for money for what?!” “结果你要钱是为了什么？！” „Has money, can buy the paper, had the paper, can make the spell, had the spell, can enslave more coolies.” “有了钱,就能买纸,有了纸,就能做符咒,有了符咒,就能奴役更多的苦力。” „Did you have this money to ask the worker to me not to directly?!” “你有这个钱给我直接请工人不就得了？！” „? What nonsense the high-rising is speaking, why has the free labor force available also to spend?” “啊？兀在说什么傻话,有免费的劳力可用为什么还得花钱？” „......” “……” My it meow was done by this god logic stupidly. 我它喵的被这神逻辑搞傻了。 „Is because the bastard spirit dream, always catches us to be the coolie, has not given to eat, we must retaliate!” Qi six ice the corner wing big show/unfolds, showed the fight stance. “就是因为坏蛋灵梦,老是抓我们做苦力,还不给吃的,我们才要报复！”琪露诺六只冰棱翅膀大展,摆出了战斗架势。 „Ha? It is not because certain fools always spoil my shrine, do I grasp to be the coolie?” “哈？不是因为某些笨蛋老是弄坏我的神社,我才抓来做苦力吗？” The red and white princess refuses to admit being inferior, small hand, five fingers grip several stacks of rune/symbol paper, is not several is several stacks, looks on the heroic spirit, it seems like recently took the crooked path to make money a lot. 红白公主不甘示弱,小手一番,五根指头已经夹住了几沓符纸,不是几张是几沓,看着就豪气,看来最近没少走歪路子赚钱。 „Is you first!” “是你先的！” „Is you first!” “是你先！” „Therefore you did spend to ask the person is not good from the beginning honestly?!” “所以你一开始老老实实花钱请人不就好了？！” „They spoil, why to want me to spend?” “她们弄坏的,凭什么要我花钱？” „But doesn't your spend?!” “可你这不也花了钱？！” „Similarly spends, can teach them one also to obtain the free labor force, can this joy, how with spending to ask the person to place on a par?” “同样是花了钱,可以教训她们一顿还能得到免费劳力,这种快乐,怎么能和花钱请人相提并论呢？” „......” “……” Was finished, entered the vicious endless loop thoroughly, this shrine I could not rescue. 完蛋了,彻底进入了恶性死循环,这神社我是救不了了。 The destruction, hurries. 毁灭吧,赶紧的。 little girl coughs in the one side lightly two, hinted do not forget the proper business. 小丫头在一旁轻咳两声,示意别忘了正事。 „Right, again shrine.” As soon as I pat the palm, thought. “对了,重新神社。”我一拍掌心,想起来了。 „Is the post-sale service.” Tiya acted difficult. “是售后服务。”蒂亚闹别扭了。 „Ah un, is sorry, the post-sale service, receives money to hurry to work.” I flatter smiles to Tiya, then hacked red and white princess one eyes. “啊嗯,抱歉抱歉,售后服务,收了钱赶紧干活。”我讨好的对蒂亚笑了笑,接着剐了红白公主一眼。 „Service overtime, must add money again.” “服务超时了,得再加钱。” „......” “……” The hand is itchy, good to open a shrine to play, best not to construct to me! 手痒,好想拆栋神社玩玩,你最好别给我建好！ Exchanged an understanding look with Qi, at this moment, our thought unprecedented unification. 和琪露诺交流了一记会心眼神,此刻,我们思想前所未有的统一。 Receives money, red and white princess to not ambiguous, dispels doubt to us directly. 收了钱,红白公主到是没有含糊,直接给我们解惑。 „Simply speaking, after signing the contract, the high-rising obtained the permission of source of use magic, does not represent can grasp the source of magic immediately.” “简单来说,签订契约后,兀只是获得了使用魔法之源的许可,并不代表就能立刻掌握魔法之源。” „You meant that can also ponder over the comprehension slowly?” “你的意思是说还得慢慢琢磨领悟？” „This principle.” “正是此理。” „Is absurd is right, how such important matter didn't you say early?!” “是岂有此理才对,这么重要的事情你怎么不早说？！” „Isn't this basic common knowledge? The world where has falls free in the pie of mouth, but must mix to break to pieces oneself automatically toward the mouth drill, in any case also wants to extend the neck, chews?” “这不是基本常识么？天下哪有免费掉在嘴边的馅饼,还得自动把自己拌碎了往嘴里钻,好歹也要自己伸伸脖子,嚼一嚼吧？” „That said that was in the time without enough time.” “话是这么说,可是时间上来不及了呀。” „Therefore manifested the importance of post-sale service at this time.” “所以这种时候就体现出了售后服务的重要性。” I hope sees the red and white princess, visits me who the opposite party also hopes, and put out the match cash box again. 我期盼的看着红白公主,对方也期盼的看着我,并再一次拿出了赛钱箱。 „What name is this time?” I was startled simply, the telecommunication cheating does not have you to suppress. “这次又是什么名目？”我简直惊了,电信诈骗也没你狠吧。 „Naturally loves justly with for ——.” The red and white princess just like the idiot prince to take possession, adept is gesticulating the affection and scissors. “当然是为了——爱与正义。”红白公主犹如白痴王子附体,娴熟的比划着爱心和剪刀手。 „I do not return good, asking you to leave this, to be honest was a little disgusting.” “我给还不行么,拜托你别这样,说实话有点恶心。” I have been considering this shrine, if cannot complete for a very long time, shovelled the entire mountain simply, then digs a pit, makes the region pipeline plan, will fantasize township all septic tanks connected here to come. 我已经在考虑这神社要是久久做不好,干脆把整座山都铲了吧,然后挖个坑,做个区域管道规划,将幻想乡所有的化粪池都连接到这里来。 ... 。。。