**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Clean neat anxious...... why will I use the so strange phrase? Because the yellow piece maidservant is truly flooding such contradictory feeling from top to bottom, is not my misconception, should be. 一身干净清爽的急切……为什么我会用如此奇怪的字眼呢？因为黄段子侍女浑身上下确实充斥着这样的矛盾感,并不是我的错觉,应该是。 For example, your hurried runs, this time to leisurely and carefree drank the tea the bastard! The trivial expired contraceptive peddler maidservant also dares to make my master make tea unexpectedly! 就比如说,你急急忙忙的跑回来,这时候到是悠闲的喝起了茶啊混蛋！区区过期避孕药贩子侍女竟然还敢让我这个主人来泡茶！ The big courage, feared that was Aalto Liya had/left what accident/surprise, could not control, in the mountain did not have the tiger, the monkey crops up. 好大的胆子,怕是阿尔托莉雅出了什么意外,管不了了,山中无老虎,猴子冒头了。 The monkey that the solemn declaration, I said is not I. 严正声明,我说的猴子不是我。 „Therefore, drops out your master, hurried hurrying back, to drink this hot tea?” I am knocking on the table, the whole face is uncomfortable, if this young maidservant replied was not good, I will make her know that what was the lethargic sleep black tea. “所以呢,抛下你的主人,急急忙忙的赶回来,就是为了喝这一口热茶？”我叩着桌子,满脸不爽,要是这小侍女回答的不好,我就会让她知道什么叫昏睡红茶。 In physics significance. 物理意义上的。 „......, Actually is not very anxious, should be anxious, do I think...... probably?” Yellow piece maidservant head left, then slowly right, then toward the left avertence, do not transfer again asks you, inside can hear the sound of water that sways! “呀……不,其实是挺急的,应该蛮急的,我想……大概？”黄段子侍女脑袋偏左,然后又缓缓偏右,接着再次往左偏,别转了求您了,里面都能听到晃荡的水声了！ „You confirmed that isn't joking with me?” “你确认不是在和我开玩笑？” „......, I did not think that this matter is very serious.” “呀……不,我觉得这事挺严肃的。” „......, Isn't the mouth hobby of your new learned?” “呀……不,是你新学会的口癖？” „......, How should not say that how forgot to exchange with your highness at once normally.” “呀……不,该怎么说呢,一时之间忘了该怎么和殿下正常交流。” „Does your expired contraceptive also sell?” My eye of reveal is vigilant, exploratory made offensive. “那你的过期避孕药还卖不卖？”我目露警惕,试探性的打出了先手。 I suspected that this is not the yellow piece maidservant, at least is not the normal yellow piece maidservant, aura yes right, after all her whole body inside and outside I was very familiar , from the bust, will not be the younger sister will pretend to be, only if in addition the ultra shim of ordinary 30% thickness, this is also the incompetent pitiful elder sister can find the proud place before the competent younger sister probably only. 我怀疑这不是黄段子侍女,至少不是正常的黄段子侍女,气息方面是没错,毕竟她浑身上上下下里里外外我都很熟悉了,从胸围上看,也不会是妹妹冒充,除非加了只有普通的30%厚度的超薄垫,这大概也是无能可悲的姐姐唯一能在能干的妹妹面前找到骄傲的地方了。 However why? From the beginning, on her sends out is making me feel the feeling of being out of sorts, is it possible that has not seen a while, the young girl did 18 change? 但是为什么呢？从一开始,她身上就散发着让我感到违和的感觉,莫非是有一阵子没见,少女十八变了？ Not, was this 72 changes? This also shortly, is because pays great attention to the communication in body to cause the mind to lack the maidservant rebel period that the communication causes? energy kind of disease that new rich people can have? 不不不,这是七十二变了吧？况且这也没多久,是因为太注重身体方面的沟通导致心灵缺乏沟通引起的侍女叛逆期吗？一种新型的大户人家才会出现的精神类疾病？ Expired contraceptive? 过期避孕药？ Hears this phrase yellow piece maidservant eyes as if bright, subconscious putting out a hand pulls out toward the belt-bag, depending on this movement, I confirmed that she was the yellow piece maidservant could not run away, this carves the gene in bone, could not change. 听到这个字眼黄段子侍女眼睛似乎一亮,下意识的伸手往腰包里掏,光凭这个动作,我就确认她是黄段子侍女跑不掉了,这是刻在骨子里的基因,改不掉的。 But immediately, she revealed the puzzled color. 可随即,她又露出了困惑之色。 „What's wrong, didn't have?” I steady a wave, maintains composure , to continue the belt/bring rhythm. “怎么了,没了？”我稳了一波,不动声色,继续带节奏。 „How this...... should reach an agreement, I should ask your highness, what asks me to want the contraceptive to make?” Her look focuses on me gradually, the no maidservant respectful and submissive appearance, unscrupulous. “这……该怎么说好呢,我是不是该问一下殿下,找我要避孕药做什么？”她的眼神渐渐聚焦在我身上,没有一点侍女恭顺的样子,肆无忌惮。 „Is it possible that in light/only the day daytime, under big crowd of people, your highness could not have endured patiently own beastly nature, wants to hurry back to the journeys servant servant, sweat profusely, is exhausted, neat soft, after first is raised curls upwards, doesn't have the young and sexy lovable maidservant of strength of Defiance to start?” “莫非在光天白日,大庭广众之下,殿下就已经忍耐不住自己的兽性,想要对一路风尘仆仆赶回来的,香汗淋漓,疲惫不堪,楚楚柔软,前凸后翘,已经毫无反抗之力的年轻性感可爱侍女下手了？” Before neatly is sweat profusely delicate , after being raised , the outstanding sex appeal may be good lovably, sells the piece not to forget toward oneself to toot one's own horn, is yellow piece maidservant who I am familiar with right. 香汗淋漓楚楚柔弱前凸后翘性感可爱可还行,卖段子还不忘往自己脸上贴金,是我熟悉的黄段子侍女没错了。 However beforehand being out of sorts feeling what's the matter? It is not my misconception, was more like...... probably yellow piece maidservant gradually to find the condition? 但是之前的违和感又是怎么回事呢？并非我的错觉,更像是……好像是黄段子侍女自己逐渐找回了状态了？ Is it possible that does Dark Continent have the shellac frame?, Only shellac could not have saved the beforehand yellow piece maidservant, at least must add bottle of pulsations to be good. 莫非暗黑大陆也有士力架？不不不,区区一条士力架还拯救不了之前的黄段子侍女,至少还得加瓶脉动才行。 Originally this also was enough, confirmed is the quality goods yellow piece maidservant, should care about my king, but I am somewhat in suspense, thinks that recently presented many new cheating methods, was swindled including the anti-fraud personnel, I must select be careful am good, so as to avoid cheated out of money to deceive the color. 本来这样也就行了,确认了是正品黄段子侍女,应该关心一下吾王了,但我还是有些放心不下,想到最近出现了许多新型诈骗手段,连反诈骗人员都上当了,我得当心点才行,免得被骗财骗色。 The wealth arrives says, after all besides old drunkard I have not lost( probably?), But deceived the color to be difficult to withstand/top, like my hundred clan crown princes, can live by pimping by the strength obviously, actually must by the eastern Rogue first strong man who selling the moral integrity earned a living, was away from home must protect itself good. 财到好说,毕竟除了老酒鬼以外我还没输过(大概？),但骗色可就难顶了,像我这种百族亲王,明明可以靠实力吃软饭,却偏偏要靠卖节操过活的东罗格第一猛男,出门在外一定要保护好自己。 Usually the day passes how plans carefully again, to seek for the truth, for the capitalists can live decent, I also only be able to endure suffering to overdraw itself the ten years later moral integrity, then valve bei by stages. 平时日子过的再怎么精打细算,为了寻找事实真相,为了资本家们能活的有模有样,我也就只能忍痛透支自己十年后的节操,然后阀狈分期了。 Thinks of here, I reveal the dignified color that goes through fire or water to be unafraid of death, with looking at each other that the yellow piece maidservant does not yield mutually, the index finger knocks the desktop the speed to accelerate suddenly. 想到这里,我露出赴汤蹈火视死如归的凝重之色,和黄段子侍女毫不相让的对视着,食指叩击桌面的速度陡然加速。 „Isn't this good? Exhausted such as you, does not want to experience next 10 +6 is pregnant the maternity leave life?” “这样不好么？难道疲惫如你,不想体验一下十+6的孕产假生活？” The yellow piece maidservant was startled, touches to small hand of waist, white/shell Chiqing bites the red lips, revealed the hesitant color, long time, is afraid to say a word, coy, lowering the head of does not feel all right greatly, muttered one, bargained back and forth unexpectedly. 黄段子侍女惊了,摸向腰间的小手一顿,贝齿轻咬朱唇,露出了犹豫之色,良久,才吞吞吐吐,扭扭捏捏,不大好意思的低下头,喃喃一句,竟是讨价还价。 „That...... that...... , if a twin? Can the vacation turn time?” “那……那……如果是双胞胎呢？假期可以翻倍么？” I thought that you are think the peach eat! 我看你是想桃子吃！ Was OK, had been OK completely, did not need to probe again, had no need to waste own moral integrity again, can make me feel on the moral integrity person who the shame suffered defeat, was your yellow piece maidservant right! 可以了,已经完全可以了,不用再试探了,用不着再浪费自己的节操了,能让我在节操上面感到羞辱败北的人,是你黄段子侍女没错了！ „Oh, no, 30 months of 30 months, I can accept.” Saw that I must upset the table, the yellow piece maidservant reduces prices hastily. “唉,别呀,三十个月就三十个月,我可以接受。”眼看我要掀桌子,黄段子侍女连忙降价。 „Daydreams! Reaching an agreement for 24 months is 24 months, many day does not give!” “白日做梦！说好了二十四个月就是二十四个月,多一天也不给！” „That...... also good, that then should discuss that property after the child support payment and divorce did divide?” “那……也行吧,那接下来是不是该讨论一下抚养费和离婚后的财产分割了？” „You......” “你……” I am pointing at this scraps/condescend maidservant, speech of air/Qi, do you also want to divorce unexpectedly? Do you also want to divide the property unexpectedly? Have you asked the curry stick of your family lord?! 我指着这屑侍女,气的说不出话,你竟然还想离婚？你竟然还想分割财产？你问过你家主子的咖喱棒没有？！ „Oh, that is also good, without does not have, I know in any case, with your( Brute) crown prince, this whole life do not want to escape from the evil clutches.” “喔,那也行吧,没有就没有,反正我就知道,跟了你这个(禽兽)亲王,这辈子是别想逃脱魔爪了。” A small maidservant grievance appearance anxiously, in the eye holds the tears, done seems like me to have thoughtless sex at first and abandonment later to be the same to her, this puts the blame on the other person a skill...... Aalto Liya, today is you do not want to block me, I must punish her for you well, the curry stick I do not have, but...... 小侍女一副委屈巴巴的样子,眼中噙泪,搞的好像是我对她始乱终弃一样,这倒打一把的本事……阿尔托莉雅,今天就是你也别想拦住我,我要替你好好惩罚她,咖喱棒我没有,但…… Isn't good! 不好不好！ I pull back from moral integrity cliff general fiercely. 我猛地从节操悬崖上将自己拉了回来。 The terrifying, she is the yellow piece maidservant, is moral integrity Swallow Ji is rather more appropriate. 恐怖,与其说她是黄段子侍女,倒不如说是节操吞噬姬更合适。 „Really does not have the means with your highness .” When I relax secretly, the yellow piece maidservant fishes out anything from the belt-bag finally, stopper to my palm. “真拿殿下没办法,喏。”在我暗自松口气的时候,黄段子侍女终于从腰包里摸出什么,塞到了我的手心。 Expired contraceptive? 过期避孕药？ Unexpectedly is Daliwan the bastard! 竟然是大力丸啊混蛋！ Moreover PLUS version!! 而且还是PLUS版的！！ „You...... you actually wholeheartedly are also thinking rests is pregnant the maternity leave?” The speech that I am mad is not agile. “你……你竟然还一心想着休孕产假？”我气的说话都不利索了。 „After all......” “毕竟……” Yellow piece maidservant graceful of the arm, is supporting the beautiful profile, looks to out of the window, breeze blow has near her ear purple to send the silk, passed over gently and swiftly that blurred look, the melancholy vision, under the young beautiful face, seems hiding the innumerable sad story, charming, but perceptual passing, now, all have become the vicissitudes. 黄段子侍女优雅的支着胳膊,撑着绝美的侧脸,看向窗外,微风吹拂起她耳边的紫色发丝,掠过了那迷离的眼神,忧郁的目光,年轻美丽的面孔之下,仿佛藏着数不清的悲伤故事,迷人而感性的过往,如今,一切都已成沧海桑田。 „I am tired.” “我已经累了啊。” „That is not good, as the master I orders you, moves to me.” “那可不行,身为主人我命令你,给我自己动起来。” „???” “？？？” Not being able to distinguish clearly my is drives or in the large cart, the yellow piece maidservant molds with great difficulty has the young girl image of story to be stave. 分不清我这是激励还是在开大车,黄段子侍女好不容易塑造起来的有故事的少女形象就此破碎。 Long time, thin inaudible whisper. 良久,才细不可闻的嘀咕一句。 【Really worthily is Duke Brute, the abnormal, ghost livestock, was stamped to consider as finished by 1 trillion horses.】 【果然不愧是禽兽公爵,变态,鬼畜,被一兆匹马踩死算了。】 In brief, today is the same, we come to day to fight again, best to divide the victory and defeat, decides life and death that type. 总而言之,今天算是半斤八两,我们来日再战,最好是既分胜负,也决生死那种。 After all, who doesn't want to live? 毕竟,又有谁不想生呢？ „Ok, rested also rested, the tea also drank, was how this/should and I says Aalto Liya now?” “好了,歇也歇了,茶也喝了,是不是该和我说说阿尔托莉雅现在到底怎么了？” Returns to the subject, a moment ago also in the entire journey listens to us to sell the moral integrity why while should why not act slightly the stop disorder young girls, hūla sits in a circle, reveals the color of listening attentively. 一回到正题,刚才还在一边全程听着我们卖节操一边该干嘛干嘛动作没有丝毫停顿紊乱的少女们,呼啦一声围坐上来,露出倾听之色。 I want to know, sells moral integrity matter about me, have they adapted? Has given up? 我就很想知道,关于我卖节操这件事,她们到底是已经适应了呢？还是已经放弃了呢？ Or is actually stealing the master secretly? How after all to say, I and yellow piece maidservant two, is not I boasted, in Dark Continent, was obstinate and argumentative ruler...... one. 或者说,其实暗地里在偷师？毕竟怎么说,我和黄段子侍女两个,不是我自夸,在暗黑大陆,算是嘴强王者……之一了。 „Your highness may feel relieved greatly, the queen is well.” “殿下大可放心,女王陛下无恙。” First, the yellow piece maidservant is proper, settled my heart with a few words, then...... 首先,黄段子侍女正经起来,用一句话安了我的心,然后…… Did not have then, she was silent. 就没有然后了,她沉默了。 „Then?” My this violent temper, almost table knocking on broken. “然后呢？”我这个暴脾气呀,差点将桌子给叩碎咯。 „Actually all the way, I was also pondering how should give your highness to explain......” yellow piece maidservant as if expected my response, unhurriedly, explanation of being well-founded. “其实一路上,我也在思考着该怎么给殿下解释……”黄段子侍女似乎料到了我的反应,不慌不忙,有理有据的解释起来。 „Therefore you do consider to be clear?” “所以你考虑清楚没有？” „Not.” “并没有。” In girls who in front of the moral integrity big markdown sale are without turning a hair, at this time almost falls in the place. 在节操大甩卖面前面不改色的女孩们,此时差点倾倒在地。 „Do you quickly hurry back for what? Can you give a view?!” “那你急急忙忙赶回来是为了啥？你总得给个说法吧？！” „Actually is also...... to tell your highness, your majesty is not affected much, fears your highness to be worried, this is one of the primary causes.” “其实也就是……就是为了告诉殿下,陛下无大碍,怕殿下担心,这是主要原因之一。” „Good, I feel at ease now, you pondered again, what but also there is to me to say?” “那好,我现在安心了,你再思考思考,还有什么想对我说的？” „Situation is a little complex, I do not know how should open the mouth......” still in the hesitant afraid to say a word yellow piece maidservant, the look to move fast, revealed she extremely far-fetched side. “情况有点复杂,我也不知道该怎么开口……”还在犹犹豫豫吞吞吐吐的黄段子侍女,眼神飘忽着,露出了她极为不靠谱的一面。 „Is her test completed?” I trade the method to ask. “那她的考验到底完成没有？”我又换着法子问道。 „This, should be completed, but you can understand that has not completed completely.” “这个嘛,应该是已经完成了,但你可以理解成还没有完全完成。” „......” “……” Do you put this to play Schrdinger dull hair king who?! 您老搁这玩薛定谔的呆毛王呢？！ I also really want to know why is she runs the notice rather than credible point to be clean. 我还真是想知道,为什么是她跑回来通知而不是靠谱一点的卡露洁。 „Others? Why only then your does come back?” Did not say that for this test, Aalto Liya collected your most troops, prepares to complete in one vigorous effort? “其他人呢？为什么只有你一个回来？”不是说为了这次考验,阿尔托莉雅凑齐了你们大部分人马,准备一鼓作气完成么？ „Are others...... the present in experience probably?” “其他人……现在大概正在历练吧？” „???” “？？？” Don't your such seller children really have the issue? Boss hits Super Unique, your one after another refuels to call that in side continually does not bring, oneself run alone experience, leaves behind my king person to select only? 你们这样卖主子真的没问题吗？老大打BOSS,你们一个个连在旁边加油吆喝都不带,自个跑去独自历练,留下吾王一个人单挑？ Does the knight king want your group of counter feudal officials to have what using?! 骑士王要你们这群逆臣有何用？！ „It is not such that your highness thinks, said that the situation was quite complex, or...... does your highness follow me?” Saw that the atmosphere is not wonderful, the yellow piece maidservant pats the forehead, cautious asked to me. “不是殿下想的那样,都说情况比较复杂了,要不……殿下跟我走一趟？”眼看气氛不妙,黄段子侍女一拍脑门,小心翼翼的向我问道。 Said early, walks you! 早说啊,走你！ ... 。。。