**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „I lost.” “我输了。” Just left the spider Prime Evil home, Evil Dragon on pū passes one to kneel on the ground, closed tightly the lip, being unwilling got hold of the double fist, scattered beautiful hair hangs to the ground, sent out the defeat dog manifesto. 刚离开蜘蛛魔神家,恶龙蕾娜就噗通一声跪在地上,咬紧嘴唇,心有不甘的握紧双拳,一头散落秀发垂至地面,发出了败犬宣言。 „Eats meal, as.” I was startled. “吃个饭而已,至于么。”我惊了。 „This damn delicacy, makes me wallow unexpectedly, forgot goal from the beginning, the bastard!” pēng pēng bang, the small female dragon thrashes the floor, flowed out the lamentation tears. “这该死的美味,竟然让我沉迷其中,忘了一开始的目的,混蛋！”砰砰砰,小母龙捶打地板,流出了悔恨泪水。 „You have eaten were many enough.” I am startled again, because too forgot to eat delicious too, was this little self-contradictory? Delicious you eat. “你已经吃的够多了。”我再吃一惊,因为太好吃而忘了吃太多,这是不是有点自相矛盾？好吃你就多吃点啊。 „I, no matter, is your mistake!” “我不管,都是你的错！” I should not manage this small female dragon, you looked, moved the anger to my head comes. 我就不该管这小母龙,你看,把怒火迁到我头上来了。 „Because of your bastard, why your cook is so bad, changes to me! Gives me the integral point to live newly! Certainly that does not know that the so-called spider is more delicious than is better than!” “都是因为你这混蛋,为什么你的厨艺那么差,给我变！给我整点新活！一定比那个不知所谓的蜘蛛更好吃才行！” Pū clatter pū clatter grabs my neckband, the appearance of small female dragon goes all out to sway, like the concubine who breathless incompetent bullied the weak and feared the strong wildly with rage. 噗嗒噗嗒的抓着我的领口,拼命摇晃的小母龙的样子,像极了气急败坏无能狂怒欺软怕硬的小女人。 Also like pressing lord head Shout to the lovable cat mother of screen to the death dwelling that I change. 又像极了对着屏幕的可爱猫娘摁着自家主子脑袋大叫给我变的死宅。 „How this saying said, what is not right with spider Prime Evil is you, the competition cook should also be you are right.” I am digging out the nose, how whatever the small female dragon sways, remains unmoved. “这话怎么说,和蜘蛛魔神不对头的是你,比拼厨艺也应该是你才对吧。”我抠着鼻子,任由小母龙怎么摇晃,不为所动。 „Ha? Why can is I? Why to is I? Should be absolutely absolutely you are right! You give me to think with your not miraculous brain well carefully, become stronger is diligently useful? Definitely is inferior to me later in any case, grasps cook would rather safely, displays an afterheat, right, right!” “哈？为什么非得是我？凭什么非得是我？绝对绝对应该是你才对吧！你给我好好用你那不灵光的脑子仔细想想,努力变强有什么用？反正以后肯定不如我,倒不如安安心心掌握一门厨艺,发挥一点余热,对吧,对吧！” „This goods by exciting being insane insanely?” I am pointing at the small female dragon, looks to Eika Layh. “这货被刺激的失心疯了么？”我指着小母龙,看向艾卡莱伊。 „Does not have the means that tries to outdo others, lost to own enemy matter, she does not have the means to accept for a short time.” Elder Sister White Dragon little throws the sympathetic look that wants to help but unable. “没办法,蕾娜可是非常好胜的,输给了自己的敌人这种事,她一时半会没办法接受。”白龙小姐姐投来爱莫能助的同情眼神。 „She loses also few? By Alley this and that shame, but can also stronger? Really before wants to experience her, what rampant countenance is, is even reverse scale of Dragon King dares to dig out?” “她输的还少么？被埃里雅这样那样的羞辱,还能那么要强？真想见识一下她以前到底是什么样的嚣张嘴脸,是不是连龙王的逆鳞都敢抠？” „......” “……” That also really dares, Eika Layh discussed silently, after all is the whole world most is most honored proudly the most lovable princess. 那还真是敢,艾卡莱伊心里默默念道,毕竟是整个世界最强最尊贵最骄傲最可爱的公主殿下。 „Quarrelled, in brief, from now on, all compared with my cook good women is the enemies!” Oneself were disregarded and laid aside PLAY shortly, the small female dragon abandons something as beyond redemption, announced loudly. “吵死了,总而言之,从现在开始,所有比我厨艺好的女人都是敌人！”眼看自己被无视和放置PLAY,小母龙破罐子破摔,大声宣布道。 „Valise, your enemy increased, what feelings has?” I raise hand the puppy dog that stopped by calling out passed by chance. “维拉丝,你的敌人增加了,有什么感想吗？”我举手叫住了恰巧路过的小狗狗。 „How should this...... handle?” Just like Yamato nadeshiko gentle as water caressed the cheeks lightly, Valise revealed the color of puzzle, suddenly thought of anything, patted the palm gently, revealing lets the strong man also for the moving smile that it melted. “这……到底该怎么办好呢？”宛如大和抚子般温柔似水的轻抚脸颊,维拉丝露出了困扰之色,忽然想到了什么,轻轻一拍掌心,露出让猛男也为之融化的动人笑容。 „Or, I give to make one delicious, from now do we convert an enemy into a friend?” “要不,我给蕾娜做一顿好吃的,从此以后我们化敌为友？” „Good good, manages.” Small female dragon that originally wants to deny, one hear eats, behind the buttocks swung on and running dog steadily equally cheerfully, immediately abandons me to rush to Valise. “好呀好呀,就这么办。”本来想要否认的小母龙,一听有吃的,屁股后头就跟长了狗尾巴一样欢快的摇了起来,立刻就扔下我奔向维拉丝。 „Means what he says.” “说话算话。” „Un, or...... places tonight, makes a night to you?” “嗯,要不……就放在今天晚上,给你做一顿宵夜？” „Valise long live, most loved you.” The small female dragon grasps Valise, lifts high, the turning circle circle, scatters live image two who jumps. “维拉丝万岁,最爱你了。”小母龙一把抱住维拉丝,举高高,转圈圈,撒蹦的活像一只二哈。 The biggest powerful enemy who then, the Valise life runs into, used less than merely for three seconds, successful beat and tames the will of opposite party conveniently, the entire process formed a coherent whole. 就这样,维拉丝此生遇到的最大劲敌,仅仅用了不到三秒钟,就成功将对方的心志击垮并顺手驯服,整个过程一气呵成。 Fearful, in the family/home the most fearful person perhaps is Valise also perhaps! 可怕,家里最可怕的人或许是维拉丝也说不定！ At this time, Eika Layh put one's mouth close to another's ear quietly, aspirated orchid such as: „Actually was training hard the cook recently, experienced this matter exactly, is a little big to her attack, hopes that your excellency can understand.” 这时,艾卡莱伊悄悄附耳过来,吐气如兰:“其实蕾娜最近在苦练厨艺,恰恰遇到了这种事,对她的打击有点大,希望阁下能够理解。” Practice cook? She? I and Eika Layh look at each other for several seconds, blinks. 练习厨艺？她？我和艾卡莱伊对视数秒,眨了眨眼。 Said that recently truly saw occasionally her form appears inside the kitchen, thinks that is stealing food, has not cared. 说起来最近确实偶尔看到她的身影出现在厨房里头,以为是在偷吃,没有在意。 „What being prompted by a sudden impulse therefore she is?” “所以她到底又是哪门子的心血来潮？” „These is not prompted by a sudden impulse time, has insisted for a long time, this is very rare matter.” Eika Layh gradually small female dragon unknown side more and more expositions will be as if giving me. “这一次可不是心血来潮,已经坚持很长时间了,这可是很罕见的事情。”艾卡莱伊似乎正在逐渐将小母龙不为人知的一面越来越多的暴露给我。 „Rare? In other words what did she make to fish three days and dry the nets two days before?” “罕见？也就是说她以前做什么都是三天打鱼两天晒网？” „Cannot say,, many things is simple, can grasp to 2-3 days simply, therefore seems like three minutes of heat degree, is actually very intelligent.” “也不能这么说,对蕾娜来说,许多事情都过于简单,简单到2-3就能掌握,所以看起来像三分钟热度,其实蕾娜很聪明。” „Cook?” “厨艺呢？” Eika Layh fell into silent, I think the old father-in-law, thought of the genetic gene, follows to fall into silent. 艾卡莱伊陷入了沉默,我想到了老岳父,想到了遗传基因,也跟着陷入沉默。 Truly, the small female dragon chose road of the thorn, and even the road of death, knew perfectly well that the mountain has the tiger, is partial to the Hushan line, I admire her am a female man! 确实,小母龙选择了一条荆棘之路,乃至死亡之路,明知山有虎,偏向虎山行,我敬佩她是条女汉子！ „You how?” I looked that has maintained silent book to the one side, this farce continued for several minutes, she can actually bear not resentment I, this not like her. “你又怎么了？”我看向一旁一直保持静默的本子娜,这场闹剧持续了好几分钟,她竟然能够忍住不怼我,这不像她。 „Monkey shuts up, I am analyzing.” Book with cast aside my the corner of the eye split vision despised, seemed is saving the universe big Hero, divided the god possibly to have thousand several hundred stars to be destroyed, several hundred trillions life of vanished, once, at this critical moment, actually by a side paramaecium also wanted the tiny topic disturbing compared with the paramaecium. “猴子闭嘴,我在分析。”本子娜用眼角余光蔑视的撇了我一下,好似正在拯救宇宙的大英雄,分一下神就可能有成千数百个星球被毁灭,几百兆的生命消失一旦,在这种关键时刻,却被旁边一只草履虫的比草履虫还要渺小的话题给打扰了。 „What are you analyzing? Your brain adds is the oil or the water? Is really hiding the spiral spring hole?” I collect curiously, endures is not quiet inexpensively. “你在分析什么？你的脑子加的到底是油还是水？或者真的藏着发条孔？”我好奇的凑上去,就是忍不住嘴贱。 Nana: I poke! 娜娜:我戳！ „, My eye!” “嗷嗷嗷,我的眼睛！” Good move of Shuanglong to seize the bead, this feared that does not want to build in the world the unique blind eye Savior, what? Isn't good? Was the role redundant? Akara? 好一招双龙夺珠,这怕不是想要打造世界上独一无二的盲眼救世主,什么？不行？角色重复了？阿卡拉？ In brief, I thought that I cannot endure again, starting today either you or I alone can exist, only has Hero either, either only has the paramaecium, either only has the monkey, either only has the book, a few words, I and book are the absolutely irreconcilable enemies! 总而言之,我觉得我不能再这么忍下去了,从今天开始有你没我,要么只有英雄,要么只有草履虫,要么只有猴子,要么只有本子,一句话,我和本子娜已经是不共戴天的敌人！ „Sir, can give you to prepare one?” “大人,也要给你准备一份吗？” „Ha?” Flickers in this life and death, at a crucial moment, I have turned head, throws the question look toward Valise. “哈？”就在这生死一瞬,千钧一发,我扭过头去,朝维拉丝投去疑问眼神。 „Night.” The puppy dog lowers the head shy. “宵夜。”小狗狗害羞低头。 „Must.” Giving the thumbs-up that I want not to think, works vitality to consume in the evening in a big way, how can little result in the Valise affection night the supplementary energy. “必须的。”我想也不想的竖起大拇指,晚上干活体力消耗大,怎么能少得了维拉丝的爱心宵夜补充能量。 „ahh! It is not good, is prepares to me obviously especially, how can apportion fool Druid, my, is my!” Evil Dragon is not dry, this thinks that is alone one, enjoys the special amenities, has not thought that unexpectedly is general Can. “啊啊！不行,明明是特地给我准备的,怎么能分给笨蛋德鲁伊,我的,都是我的！”恶龙蕾娜不干了,本以为是独一份,享受特殊待遇,没想到竟然是普餐。 „Wants, I all want.” I scatter rushing Valise that jumps, must to the puppy hugging of dog love, lift high, the turning circle circle, I not only want the night tonight, I also want Valise, irritates your small female dragon. “要要要,我全都要。”我撒蹦的奔向维拉丝,要给小狗狗一个爱之抱抱,举高高,转圈圈,今晚我不仅要宵夜,我还要维拉丝,气死你这只小母龙。 Well, what to do book should? Also wore the day? 咦,本子娜该怎么办？还戴不戴天了？ I rubbed the grieved eye socket, after pondering the moment, just like the swordsman of hard line, does not enter the once enemy of discernment to the present, leaves behind together the great dreary back. 我揉了揉酸楚的眼眶,思考片刻后,犹如硬派的剑客,给现在已经不入法眼的曾经的敌人,留下一道伟岸萧瑟的背影。 Your luck was good, picks a person to assign/life occasionally. 你运气不错,捡回了一条人偶命。 „What has to discover?” Also Eika Layh of a little proper appearance, saw Nana's unusuality only. “有什么发现吗？”唯一还有点正经样子的艾卡莱伊,看出了娜娜的异常。 „Is being analyzed, perhaps was I considered thoroughly, has not discovered what issue.” “正在分析中,或许是我多虑了,没发现什么问题。” Gloomy pupil slight and regular shrinks is shivering, during the vibrations, imitates, if has many data to roll unceasingly, winked until the eyelid lightly winking, the world from black and white becomes seven colors variegated, that pair of changeable eye pupil restored the moving beautiful gloss. 晦暗的瞳孔轻微而规律的一张一缩颤抖着,抖动之间,仿若有着许许多多的数据不断滚动,直到眼皮轻眨了眨,世界从黑白变得七彩斑斓,那双多变的眼眸重新恢复了动人的明媚光泽。 „I have thought that if spider Prime Evil does not use the fierce poison, perhaps with some slow poisons, making us manifest suddenly at crucial moments, can have this possibility, therefore tried to analyze, should be I considers thoroughly.” “我想过,如果蜘蛛魔神不用猛毒,或许用一些慢性毒药,让我们在关键时刻发作,会不会有这种可能性,所以试着分析了一下,应该是我多虑了。” During the speeches, the gentle look plundered a somebody fast, despises completely, the monkey is the monkey, one hear eating forgets oneself, same non-stop in that exciting with the monkey. 说话间,娜娜的眼神飞快掠了一下某人,满是鄙视,猴子就是猴子,一听有吃的就忘乎所以,跟猴子一样在那兴奋个不停。 As for......, certainly by monkey having a bad effect on. 至于蕾娜……呃,一定是被猴子给带坏了。 „I neglected this point unexpectedly, is Nana you are careful.” Eika Layh heart next one startled, to somewhat held in high esteem to Nana, to is not her general idea/careless, but as the White Dragon, has not thought is poisoned this matter, most violent violently poisonous no matter uses, let alone is the chronic toxicant? In her beforehand dictionary absolutely does not have this word. “我竟然疏忽了这一点,还是娜娜你心细。”艾卡莱伊心下一惊,对娜娜到是有些刮目相看了,到也不是她大意,而是身为白龙,从来没想过中毒这件事,就连最猛烈的剧毒都不管用,更何况是慢性的毒药？她以前的字典里根本就没这个词。 And Nana, because various physique relations do not fear similarly, has in the possibility only the move was only left over somebody. 蕾奥娜以及娜娜,因为各种体质关系同样不惧,唯一有可能中招的就只剩下某人了。 In other words...... 也就是说…… Eika Layh could not bear tease: „Really cannot look, among everyone, is actually Nana you most cared about Wu Fan your excellency.” 艾卡莱伊忍不住打趣了一句:“真瞧不出来,所有人当中,原来竟然是娜娜你最关心吴凡阁下。” „What cares about my? Cared when I do infect the banana virus to her?” “关心我什么？关心我什么时候把香蕉病毒传染给她？” Is speaking the truth with persistently unreasonable Evil Dragon on the night issue, pushing and shoving, is hearing Eika Layh's words tail by chance, I am resisting the small female dragon chirp the small fist hammers your chest, while elongates the neck, curious searches to ask. 和蛮不讲理的恶龙蕾娜就宵夜问题讲着道理,一路推搡着,恰巧听到艾卡莱伊的话尾,我一边招架着小母龙的嘤嘤小拳头锤你胸口,一边伸长脖子,好奇的探过去问道。 „Death!” Nana shames the anger to strike, makes a ton output. “死！”娜娜羞怒一击,打出成吨输出。 The good move of monkey to steal the peach, I hold breath a cold air/Qi, even Evil Dragon falls on the chest small sincere cannot attend, look gradually dismal looks to Valise, flows off two lines of clear tears, the iron tower grandiose body drops down loudly. 好一招猴子偷桃,我倒吸一口冷气,连恶龙蕾娜落在胸口上的小拳拳都顾不上,眼神逐渐悲凉的看向维拉丝,流下两行清泪,铁塔般的壮硕身躯轰然倒下。 What enmity what resentment is this? Has this damaging to incur unexpectedly, kills the father to seize the enmity of Ji is not the extent that? 这到底是什么仇什么怨？竟然出这种损招,杀父夺姬之仇也不至于如此吧？ Valise, I...... ahh ahh ahh!!! 维拉丝,我……嗷啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！ Because of the book relations, is on leave tonight, this seven chi (0.33 m) big enmity, I remembered. 因为本子娜的关系,今晚休假,这个七尺大仇,我记下了。 second floor of small villa, the dark eye is peeping at this through the window curtains slit, the gloomy and cold look that the hunter is in sole possession, is revealing complex appearance looking pensive, the final vision falls to the audience massacres on Valise of ultra god, for a very long time has not moved out of the way. 小别墅的二层,正有一双幽暗的眼睛通过窗帘缝隙窥视着这一幕,捕猎者所独有的阴冷眼神,流露着若有所思的复杂神采,最后的目光落到全场乱杀超神的维拉丝身上,久久没有挪开。 What has a slang to call to come? When you stare at the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you. 有句俗话叫什么来着？当你凝视深渊的时候,深渊也在凝视着你。 Very appropriate, absolutely does not have the problem. 很贴切,完全没毛病。 While I think the tranquil day that this peeps mutually, will continue some time time, the accident/surprise appeared. 正当我以为这样互相偷窥的平静日子,会持续一段时间的时候,意外出现了。 Follows the yellow piece maidservant side my king, a clean neat urgency rushed. 跟在吾王身边的黄段子侍女,一身干净清爽的急切奔回来了。 ... 。。。