**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Replied in writing the reply. 回信了回信了。 I run to Evil Dragon their foothold, the smile to brim with on the face, the step is light, joyful likely 1000-year-old child. 我一路小跑着向恶龙蕾娜她们的据点,笑容洋溢于脸上,步伐轻飘,快乐的像个刚满1000岁的孩子。 This big dragon efficiency is high, yesterday talent just sent today to reply in writing, this long distance, how can be so quick, is it possible that can an east wind express legend of merpeople clan, be broken the record today? 这巨龙效率就是高啊,昨天才刚刚寄出去今天就回信了,这十万八千里的,怎么就能那么快呢,莫非人鱼一族的东风快递传说,在今天就要被打破记录了？ „Letter/believes letter/believes?” I open the door, impatient to Eika Layh......, did not throw mistakenly, threw to the table. “信呢信呢？”我一把推开门,迫不及待的向艾卡莱伊……啊不,扑错了,是向桌子扑上去。 „.” The small female dragon pouts. “喏。”小母龙努努嘴。 „Makes me have a look, the father-in-law Sir said anything, giving what was good to suggest.” “让我看看,岳父大人到底说了什么,给了什么好建议。” , Opened the hand of envelope to stop suddenly. 忽地,拆着信封的手停了下来。 „It is not right.” “不对劲。” „What having isn't right? Do not be terribly suspicious and fearful, I have not made a fraudulent switch.” In the Evil Dragon small look floods is instigating the color of urging, opens quickly, I am quite anxious. “有什么不对劲？别疑神疑鬼的,我可没掉包。”恶龙蕾娜小眼神里充斥着怂恿敦促之色,快拆呀,我好急呀。 „This like your character, your small female dragon curiosity is not strong, if the letter/believes does not have the issue, have opened at the beginning to look, can wait for me to catch up to open?” “这不像你的性格,你这小母龙好奇心那么强,如果信没有问题,早就自己拆开先看了,会等我赶过来拆？” As if probably hears one as well as „this fool Druid always without should be smart is very smart” like this low voice whisper, Evil Dragon has snatched the envelope. 似乎好像听到啧的一声以及“这笨蛋德鲁伊总是在不该机灵的时候特别机灵”这样的小声嘀咕,恶龙蕾娜一把抢过信封。 „Okay, I open open, do not regret.” “好好,我开拆,你可别后悔哦。” „What I regret, does this year open mail must be fastidious about a first come first served?” “我后悔什么,这年头拆信也得讲究个先来后到？” „I am not that meaning, but wants to remind you, the stupid fat dragon refers to erratically is disinclined to write, seals the thought above directly, only then first person who disassembles the envelope can say anything the sensation to him.” “我不是那个意思,只是想提醒你,笨肥龙指不定懒得写字,直接把意念封存在上面,只有第一个拆开信封的人才能感知到他说了什么。” „So is really lazy?” I was startled. “真有那么懒？”我惊了。 „Then is lazy, the cook possibly is so how bad, living was so long, even only the fly can still rub the delicious meatball good.” “要不是那么懒,厨艺怎么可能那么差,活了那么久,就算是只苍蝇也能搓出好吃的肉丸了好不好。” „You said probably is very reasonable.” As soon as I pat the palm, complete approval these words, shua one snatches the envelope from the Evil Dragon hand. “你说的好像很有道理。”我一拍手心,完全赞同这句话,誜一下从恶龙蕾娜手中抢回信封。 „That was I opens.” “那还是我来拆好了。” Opens the envelope, without the legendary thought or brain wave and so on god god talking on endlessly thing, is the simple two pages of letter paper. 打开信封,没有传说中的意念或是脑电波之类的神神叨叨东西,就是简单的两页信纸。 Skims a self-satisfied look to Evil Dragon, I open the letter paper, overhead a question mark that fully occupies the full page, making on my forehead also follow to emit three question marks. 冲恶龙蕾娜撇去一个得意眼神,我打开信纸,当头一个占满整页的问号,让我的脑门上也跟着冒出了三个问号。 „Eika Layh, you said that the father-in-law Sir his what is this?” Asked that the small female dragon is equal to uselessly, I pay no attention, directly soar the subject, destroys Yellow Dragon, points to the core. “艾卡莱伊,你说岳父大人他这是什么意思？”问小母龙等于白搭,我理都不理,直奔主题,直捣黄龙,直指核心。 „I do not understand.” Even if the White Dragon young girl has the Celestial intelligence, cannot the only question mark understand the meaning of opposite party. “我也不懂呢。”纵使白龙少女有着天人般的聪慧,也不能单凭一个问号看懂对方的意思。 Perhaps the answer is the next page. 说不定答案就是下一页。 I scratch the head, folds p. 1 paper behind, the vision falls to p. 2 on. 我挠挠头,将第一页纸叠到后面,目光落到第二页上。 Also is a symbol that fully occupied the full page paper, a huge exclamation mark. 又是一个占满了整页纸的符号,一个巨大的感叹号。 Falls on my vision to the exclamation mark above flash, the exclamation mark on letter paper as if lived, seemed looked at oneself one eyes, that type impossible to put into words peeped at the feeling, making goosebumps emit suddenly , under the exclamation mark that point in regarding the frame enlarged rapidly, imitates such as sun-blocking heavy blows, cannot respond the response, then brings the swift and fierce imposing manner bang on the face. 就在我的目光落到感叹号上面的一瞬间,信纸上的感叹号仿佛活过来了似的,好似看了自己一眼,那种被不可言状的被窥视感,让身上的鸡皮疙瘩骤然冒出,紧接着,感叹号下面那个点就在视框里急速放大,彷如一记遮天蔽日的重拳,连反应都反应不过来,便带着凌厉的气势正正轰在脸上。 „—— —— ——!!!” “啊——————！！！” With some Druid pitiful yell sound, the form flies upside down together from the room, how before to come, how now to fly, falls on the ground, the imposing manner does not reduce, just like throwing away carelessly, pēng pēng bang dislodges the one after another pit on the ground, thump thump thump sways back and forth on the ground, rolls to keep. 伴随着某德鲁伊的惨叫声,一道身影从屋子里倒飞出去,之前怎么来,现在就是怎么飞,落在地上,气势不减,如同打水漂一样,砰砰砰的在地上撞出一个个坑,又咕咚咕咚咕咚的在地上打滚,滚个不停。 On such pēng pēng bang, thump thump thump, pā pā, flies, a roller, throws away carelessly, listens carefully, actually also has the good rhythm, when that comes road, is just like the 5 lines, the tumbling out pit that the ground dislodges, changes to the one after another note, is linked to each other, seems a jubilation full Ode to Joy. 就这样砰砰砰,咕咚咕咚咕咚,啪啦啪啦,一路飞,一路滚,一路打水漂,仔细听,竟然还带着不俗的节奏感,那来时的路,恰似五线谱,地上撞出的滚出的坑,化作一个个音符,连在一起,好似一首喜庆满满的欢乐颂。 Finally stopped, lies on the ground full of admiration, raising the head that trembles looked, saw three do not have the princess, outside the snow white silk slippery high-quality gown, is the dustproof apron, unemotional standing in main house gate, is holding the washbasin, is carrying the water ladle, splashes water to the ground. 终于停了下来,五体投地趴在地上,微颤颤的抬起头一看,看到了三无公主,雪白丝滑的高级袍子外,系着防尘的围裙,正面无表情的站在家门口,抱着水盆,端着水勺,给地面泼水。 With that pair of light yellow eye pupil to, looked at each other for several seconds, her skilled wields the water ladle, the everywhere clear water drop sprinks. 和那双亮黄色的眼眸对上,对视了几秒,她熟练的将水勺一挥,漫天晶莹的水珠撒落下来。 „Stop!” I roll on the ground, avoids water drop that is splashing , the face, the hands and feet, however my cape, cannot drip wet absolutely, this is defending the man final dignity. “住手啊！”我在地上滚来滚去,躲避着泼洒下来的水珠,头可以,脸可以,手脚都可以,但是我的斗篷,绝对不能被淋湿,这是在捍卫男子汉最后的尊严。 „......” Three no princesses ponder the moment, the water ladle sprinkles was quicker. “……”三无公主沉思片刻,水勺泼的更快了。 „Stop! I am not the dust!” Although she has not spoken, but I understood her to think anything inexplicably a moment ago, should favorite be able the counterattack to read the heart finally, but I could not be happy. “住手啊！我不是灰尘！”虽然她没有说话,但我莫名读懂了她刚才在想些什么,本该得意自己终于可以逆袭读心了,但我却高兴不起来。 „......” Three did not have the princess to stop finally, kept going too far again, the dust has made noise, is so pitiful. “……”三无公主终于停下了,再不停下来就太过分了,灰尘都已经出声了,都已经那么可怜了。 „I know that you want to ask anything, before three minutes, I just went out, then why came back quickly right.” Rides the crevice I to crawl, reorganized a whole body, patted clean...... I to say patted the clean dust, you should understand my meaning, right, right! “我知道你想问什么,三分钟前我刚出门,为什么那么快就回来了对吧。”乘着空隙我爬起来,整理了一下全身,拍干净自己……我是在说拍干净灰尘,你们应该懂我的意思,对吧,对吧！ „......” Three do not have princess nod of silently, is truly curious. “……”三无公主默默的点了点头,确实挺好奇的。 „Actually is such instance that......” eye opens and closes, flashes through together none, already and information of original world is synchronous, in the mind flashes through innumerable keeping pace with the times the law of dealing. “其实是这样的……”眼睛开阖的瞬间,闪过一道精光,已经和原来世界的信息完全同步,脑海中闪过无数与时俱进的应对之法。 Was the time, making your seal backward aborigines experience, how crossing over of information explosion time used excellent emotional quotient to deal with the present difficult position. 是时候了,让你们这些封闭落后的土著人见识一下,信息爆炸时代的穿越者是如何用高超的情商应对眼前的困境吧。 Scene all, under the beautiful warm sunlight, the gentle light breeze has caressed the sea of vast flower suddenly, brings the innumerable flower petals, dances in the air from the side like the five-color variegated butterfly generally. 场景陡然一切,明媚温暖的阳光下,柔和的轻风抚过了一望无际的花之海洋,带起无数的花瓣,如同五彩斑斓的蝴蝶一般从身边飞舞而过。 Under such background board, the 1000-year-old Druid child, is supporting the wall single-handedly, a mouth holds the rose, wall thump at present indifferent lovable three do not have the young girl, toward moistening on the hair wipes, the boy who the water glare splash of twinkle, changes to the pattern, reveals the affectionate vision. 这样的背景板下,刚满1000岁的德鲁伊孩子,一手撑着墙壁,一嘴衔着玫瑰花,壁咚着眼前冷漠可爱的三无少女,往打湿的头发上一抹,闪烁的水光飞溅,化作花样的男孩,露出深情的目光。 „Because, I not careful my heart, lost here, on your body, My. Honey.” “因为,我不小心把我的心,遗失在了这里,就在你的身上,My.Honey。” „Pū.” “噗。” „Pū.” “噗。” Two jet sounds from spread behind, then looks, Evil Dragon, Eika Layh you could not bear smile unexpectedly, you did not think that I that was emotional quotient to deal a moment ago high? 两声喷气声从身后传出,回头一看,恶龙蕾娜也就罢了,艾卡莱伊你竟然也忍不住笑了,难道你们都不觉得我刚才那是高情商应对吗？ „Good, your fool earth taste steel male Druid, want to pick up the girl does your earth to the lines of dregs? In that sexual harassment small jasmine, going back of hurrying first do not trade clothes/armor, where then we have a look at the issue to leave again are.” “好了好了,你这蠢蛋土味钢铁直男德鲁伊,就你这土到掉渣的台词还想泡女孩子？别在那性骚扰小茉莉了,赶紧的回去先把衣服换了,然后我们再看看问题出在哪。” With Evil Dragon, creating a disturbance entered the room, from beginning to end the group with does not have throat over one three without the princess scrapes past. 和恶龙蕾娜,打打闹闹的进了屋子,一行人与由始至终都没有吭过一声的三无公主擦身而过。 Maintains the end basin to grasp the splashing water posture of bucket, static long time, winked winking until that light yellow big eye, three do not have the princess to being all right to be the same, the bucket has one spoon of water again, before the ground one minute blooms the full fresh flower, irrigated. 保持着端盆握勺的泼水姿势,静止良久,直到那双亮黄色的大眼睛眨了眨,三无公主才跟没事一样,重新勺起一勺水,往地上一分钟前才开满的鲜花,浇了下去。 Without the smile, does not understand sadly, that fine lovable desolate face, does not seem able to disclose any sentiment, but has, young girl slender sensitive body temperature. 没有笑容,不懂悲伤,那张精致可爱的冷淡面孔,似乎无法透露出任何感情,但却有着实实在在的,少女纤细敏感的体温。 Therefore, now, along with the temperature rise, it gradually is becoming ruddy, this is also the natural matter. 所以,现在,伴随着温度上升,它正渐渐变得红润起来,这也是理所当然的事情吧。 ... 。。。