**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** The cow I was blow, how the circle came back, the wizard knows, perhaps a gallon old man also knows, similarly was the millennium time, a gallon old man created the grand unification idea, but I, learned the grand unification idea. 牛我是吹出去了,怎么圆回来,鬼才知道,或许加仑老头也知道,同样是千年时光,加仑老头创造出了大统一理念,而我,学会了大统一理念。 Therefore, we can obtain one is well-founded convincing conclusion —— creativity that although gallon old man compared with me, but my learning capability compared with him! 因此,我们可以得出一个有理有据令人信服的结论——虽然加仑老头的创造能力比我强,但我的学习能力比他强！ Good, struggles this now, even if won did not have the meaning, what I want to say that I cannot such directly with the gallon old man's grand unification idea to summon skill on hard, if they did not to have Little Snow Kokuji small spirit little bear, that ended, GG , BE. 好吧,现在争这个就算赢了也没意思,我想说的是,我不能就这么直接用加仑老头的大统一理念对着召唤技能硬上,万一把小雪小藤小灵小熊它们搞没了,那完了,GG,BE。 Naturally, the grand unification idea I see quite deeply, could try to transform, guarantees Little Snow their safety? 当然,大统一理念我已经了解颇深,或许可以试着改造一番,确保小雪它们的安全？ „......” “……” This direction, I think carefully thinks, finally draws a conclusion. 这个方向,我仔细想了又想,最终得出一个结论。 Makes me transform the grand unification idea with it, I felt how ponders over to do the rubbish reincarnation would rather, makes him help study from coffin board coming out the gallon old man, this actually, is perhaps simpler. 与其让我改造大统一理念,我觉得,倒不如琢磨一下怎么搞出秽土转生,把加仑老头从棺材板里拉出来让他帮忙研究,这样或许更实际一些,更简单一些。 To put it bluntly, my creativity basically tends to lost/carrying infinity, is that type „you to make me learn/study to make sumptuous banquet, but gave up any idea of how makes me ponder over the rice boils thoroughly” the rivers and lakes strange hero. 说白了,我的创造力基本趋向于负无穷大,属于那种“你可以让我学习做满汉全席,但休想让我自己去琢磨怎么把大米煮熟”的江湖怪侠。 That may really be very strange, certainly is some fellow who sweeps the restroom must not exposed to me be good, my creativity eliminating. 那可真是很怪了,一定是某个扫厕所的家伙见不得我好,把我的创造力给剥夺了。 Divorcing oneself from reality definitely is incorrect, making me do, what idea let alone there is, I cannot look including the most basic direction, must the brothers friends by all corners of the country lend a hand much, whom the issue is to look, who has this ability? 闭门造车肯定是不行的,让我自己搞,别说有什么想法,连最基本的方向我都找不着,还是得靠五湖四海的兄弟朋友多多帮衬,问题是找谁呢,谁有这个能力呢？ First braves the person's shadow to be a gallon old man, my rubbish reincarnation, will not cross very much pitifully. 第一个冒出来人影还是加仑老头,很可惜我不会秽土转生,过了。 Perhaps the second candidate, can I try the mysterious conch...... the old father-in-law? 第二个人选嘛,或许我可以试一试神奇的海螺……老岳父？ Uncle Ral...... right, called was you, after being troublesome, transferred 20 turn left passing through the gate, went to the restroom to stay to the master. 拉尔大叔……对,叫的就是你,麻烦后转二十步左转进门,去厕所给爷呆着。 Removes wrong answer Ral, remaining was the right key. 排除一个错误答案拉尔,剩下的就是正确答案了。 My father-in-law are really few, hee hee(). 我的岳父真少,嘻嘻()。 „Therefore you did call me for this matter?” The Evil Dragon face stares ruthlessly, two fork waists, a stance of female tyrannosaurus. “所以你就为这事把我叫来？”恶龙蕾娜脸狠狠瞪过来,两手叉腰,一副母暴龙的架势。 „Yes, otherwise do you think?” I gawked staring, otherwise did I also call you to stare me to be inadequate especially? “是啊,不然你以为呢？”我愣了愣,不然我还特地叫你过来瞪我不成？ „Had anything yourself to go to and stupid fat dragon says, little worked as the coolie with me.” “有什么事你自己去和笨肥龙说去,少拿我当苦力。” „Hi, couldn't this communicate?” I also do not have the cell phone, without his telephone, how I to go to communicate with him, your small female dragon is simply bewildered. “嗨,这不是沟通不了么？”我又没有手机,也没他电话,我怎么去和他沟通,你这小母龙简直莫名其妙。 „You go to the paradise of dragon.” “你去龙之乐园呀。” „I thought that the paradise of your dragon compels the standard unable is so low, wants the place that goes to go to? Therefore left.” “我觉得吧,你们龙之乐园逼格不能这么低,是想去就去的地方么？所以还是别了吧。” „It is not, this saying should not I say that is right?” “不是,这话不是应该我说才对吗？” „Right, is this, my did not help you say.” “对呀,就是这样,我这不是帮你说了嘛。” „Who wants you to help?” “谁要你帮？” „I do not help, please say.” “那我不帮,您请说。” „You think that the paradise of dragon was you said wants place that went to be able to go to?” “你以为龙之乐园是你说想去就能去的地方？” „Right, is this, because of this, therefore this doesn't ask you to help?” “对对对,就是这样,正因为这样,所以这不是找你帮忙么？” „How I thought that said over and over again to give to circle me?” “我怎么觉得说来说去把我自己给绕进去了？” „Misconception misconception, Sir, comes, sits, do we write a letter to send are good?” “错觉错觉,蕾娜大人,来来来,坐坐坐,我们写封信寄去好不好？” Hi, on this age, this place, asked that an issue also wants the Flying Pigeon...... not, is the big dragon passes on the book, can't your big dragon, do the radio technology of magic version? You have a look at Alley, before daily did not have the impediment and family member in the evening makes the telephone gruel, that is crosses three, signal full Ge does not have the impediment, making me for sometime look that her scale turns into the WiFi symbol shape, subconscious pulled out the cell phone toward the pants pocket. 嗨,也就这年代,这地方,问个问题还要飞鸽……哦不,是巨龙传书,你们巨龙呀,难道就不能搞一搞魔法版的无线电技术？你看看埃里雅,以前天天晚上无阻隔和家人煲电话粥,那是横贯三界,信号满格毫无阻隔,让我有一段时间看她的鱼鳞都变成WiFi符号形状,下意识的往裤兜里掏手机了。 Matter that the merpeople can achieve, can't your big dragon achieve? Are you not good? 人鱼能做到的事情,你们巨龙就做不到？你们是不是不行啊？ „What strange matter are you thinking?” Originally Evil Dragon who was flickered some meanings that move by me, the buttocks half sticks on the chairs, has not sat actually, is staring at me with the vision of being overly suspicious and fearful. “你是不是在想什么奇怪的事情？”本来被我忽悠的有些意动的恶龙蕾娜,屁股半边粘在椅子上,硬是没坐下去,用疑神疑鬼的目光盯着我。 „Where has, absolutely no.” “哪有,绝对没有。” „No, you have, you think a moment ago the matter of fish tail is right, do you dare to pledge to Valise?” “不,你有,你刚才想了鱼尾巴的事情对吧,你敢对着维拉丝发誓？” „......” Was startled, my it meow was startled, shocks my it meow 10,000 years, is your pair what kind of retribution? This can induce, you really love, you should get married, my hides the car(riage) bottom to go. “……”惊了,我它喵惊了,震惊我它喵一万年,你们这一对是何等冤孽？这都能感应到,你们才是真爱,你们才应该去结婚,我这就躲车底去。 „Could not speak, couldn't speak that to have?” “说不出话了吧,说不出话那就是有咯？” „Can I not pledge to God?” Suppressed for several seconds, I thought that...... God is actually more credible than Valise, right, why can pledge in the name of Valise? A she average not wonderful Rogue singing girl, but is delicious, one small character that prepares food to do! “我可以对上帝发誓不？”憋了好几秒钟,我觉得……其实上帝比维拉丝靠谱,对吧,为什么要以维拉丝的名义发誓？她一个平平无奇的罗格歌姬,只不过是做饭做的好吃点而已,就一小人物！ „Do you feel?” The small female dragon vision soon can kill people. “你觉得呢？”小母龙目光快要能杀人了。 „This, we draw back respectively one step, I pledged with your name.” “这样吧,我们各退一步,我拿你的名义发誓好了。” „Your this calculates what draws back respectively one step? Dies to the old lady!” “你这算哪门子的各退一步？给老娘死！” Help, the small female dragon really must kill people! 救命啊,小母龙真的要杀人啦！ Eika Laghy who finally follows stopped us, otherwise both of us, can make to tomorrow. 最后还是跟随过来的艾卡拉伊制止了我们,不然就我俩,能闹到明天。 If we had known asks Elder Sister White Dragon little to help directly, did not look for this violent small female dragon, whose words referred to the uncertain old father-in-law listening. 啧,早知道就直接找白龙小姐姐帮忙,不找这暴力小母龙了,指不定老岳父更听谁的话。 „I have no free time.” The anger still has not disappeared, the small female dragon flung a back of the head angrily. “我没空。”怒犹未消,小母龙怒气冲冲的甩了个后脑勺。 „I do not make you help deliver, wants to let your several subordinates, that several do not have the matter now...... cough cough, I meant, conscientious, diligent, who time guarding prepares to await orders the big dragon young lady who on own post...... that...... or that...... is coming, delivers , helping.” “我也不是让你帮忙送,就是想让你那几个手下,那几位现在无所事……咳咳,我是说,兢兢业业,勤勤恳恳,时刻驻守在自己的岗位上准备待命的巨龙小姐……那个那个……或者那个……谁来着,送一下,帮帮忙。” „Your in any case also records their name!” “你好歹也记一下她们的名字！” „I remembered, I record certainly, but was the name a little abbreviates long.” “我记住了,我当然有记,只不过是名字有点长省略了而已。” „Do you also really dare to record?!” “你还真敢记？！” „Are you make me not let me?” “你到底是让我记还是不让我记？” „Cannot record, is very been dangerous by the beautiful young girls who you remember the name.” “不许记,被你记住名字的美少女都很危险。” „......” “……” I thought that these words can contract this year most sinister evil intention to stab. 我觉得嘛,这句话可以承包本年度最毒辣的恶意中伤了。 „Can we first discuss the proper business?” Looks at each other one with Eika Layh, feels afraid respectively, I will attempt soon to be crooked to the side topic have not pulled back the right track. “我们可以先来讨论正事可以么？”和艾卡莱伊对视一眼,各自感到一份心虚,我尝试将快要歪到没边的话题拉回正轨。 Was this topic is too mainly dangerous. 主要是这个话题太危险了。 „It is not not, this matter you them told directly resulted, said that I said that this.” “也不是不可以,这事你直接跟她们说就得了,就说我说的,就这样了。” I want to promote itself, asks for advice to the old father-in-law, this is the proper business, how Evil Dragon creates a scene again, will not press me at this matter, knew after my idea, very insipid wants to fling to wave the arms about, must go back to continue to sleep. 我想提升自己,向老岳父讨教,这是正事,恶龙蕾娜再怎么无理取闹,也不会在这种事上难为我,得知我的想法后,很没劲的想甩甩手,就要回去继续睡觉。 What now rests to rest, in the evening also rests? 现在睡啥睡,晚上还睡不睡？ „Do not walk.” I holds on her: „Light is mails a letter I also really to have no need you to call, mainly also has an issue, about our father......” “别走啊。”我一把拉住她:“光是寄信我还真用不着把你叫过来,主要是还有一个问题,关于咱爸……” „Talking clearly, who is your father?” The small female dragon was shy. “说清楚,谁是你爸？”小母龙害羞了。 „I.” “我啊。” „Ha?” “哈？” „I meant, my father isn't your father?” The profiting point, shakes to while this small female dragon not respond smartly.. “我是说,我爸不就是你爸么？”占便宜点到为止,抖机灵要乘这个小母龙没反应过来。诶嘿。 „Wait, when did you have the father?” “等等,你什么时候有爸了？” „......” I hit in the stone jumps, after this goods are really silly or tastes a back thrust? “……”我打石头里蹦出来的呀,这货是真傻还是回味过来后的一记回马枪？ „Okay good, we first did not discuss that your father is my father, I ask you to come to chat the father-in-law Sir with you, you look, the previous time has not directed me, without his direction, I have no way that to take a wee bit advantages from Uncle Walter.” “好好好,咱先不讨论你爸到底是不是我爸,我找你过来是想跟你聊一聊岳父大人,你瞧,上次不是指点过我么,没有他的指点,我就没法从瓦尔特大叔那占到一丁点便宜。” Considers a crime to nearby Eika Layh look, I continue to say. 向旁边的艾卡莱伊眼神告个罪,我继续说道。 „Therefore I want to ask you to ask, you should most understand your father is right, always felt that he...... will seem each type to be little, I was deliberately considering my issue, can he help solve, will you feel?” “所以我想找你问问,你应该最了解你爸对吧,总感觉他……好像每样都会一点点,我寻思着我这个问题,他到底能不能帮忙解决,你觉得呢？” „I thought that also good, the premise is the stupid fat dragon is willing to help you.” Evil Dragon had the yawn, as if feels my issue many. “我觉得还行吧,前提是笨肥龙愿意帮你。”恶龙蕾娜打了打哈欠,似乎觉得我这个问题很多余。 „Father-in-law Sir...... is he so really fierce?” “岳父大人……他真有那么厉害？” Hit quickly grasping the meaning of something, the small female dragon does not know that suddenly is a little why small flustered, awkward smiling of: „Actually also good, you looked that...... the live time grew after all, experiencing the nature is great, the minor matter, the minor matter, your issue was too simple, did not say that stupid fat dragon, the casual clansman can explain.” 打了一个激灵,小母龙不知为何忽然有点小慌张,尴尬的笑了笑:“其实也还好,你看……毕竟活的时间长了,见识自然不浅,小事啦,小事,你这种问题太简单了,不说笨肥龙,随便一个族人都能解答。” „That...... do you explain the explanation to me?” “那……您给我解答解答？” „You are thinking the peach, I am also only a child!” “你在想桃子,我还只是个孩子！” „Takes the liberty to ask one, when do you grow up?” Although this issue is somewhat inopportune, but I somewhat worried, felt will emit the two pie team to get up my handcuffs momentarily. “冒昧问一句,您什么时候成年？”虽然这个问题有些不合时宜,但我有些担心,感觉随时会冒出两个馅饼队将我铐起来。 „Quick.” Small female dragon shy not agrees answered, Eika Layh repressed laughter to help respond. “快了快了。”小母龙扭捏不肯作答,艾卡莱伊忍笑帮忙应着。 „Can give punctual?” “能不能给个准时？” „Before child birth, must hold the grown ceremony.” “孩子出生以前就要举行成年仪式了。” „That was good.” As soon as I pat the palm, shows the relieved smile, this does not calculate that gave birth underage, I am innocent, tonight continues to sleep. “那太好了。”我一拍手心,露出安心的微笑,这就不算未成年生子了,我无罪,今晚继续困觉。 „If wants to discuss that this bored topic, I may really probably walk.” Small female dragon Xiu is not good, the prenatal care......, is not lifts the foot to leave. “如果只是想讨论这种无聊的话题,我可真的要走了。”小母龙羞的不行,胎教……啊不,是抬脚就想走人。 „Okay, we did not discuss whose line who is not good, recognizes certainly the father-in-law Sir in any case, was OK, continue, then also the issue, you thought how this letter/believes...... I should write?” “好好,我们不讨论谁行谁不行,反正就认准岳父大人,可以了吧,继续,接下来还有一个问题,你觉得这信……我该怎么写？” „Do you write a letter unable?” “你连写信都不会？” Talking nonsense anything...... is not, I said that your how this, I to you talked the proper business you seek pleasure with me. 瞎说什么……不是,我说你这个人怎么这样,我跟你谈正事你拿我取乐。 „I want to say the expression, you thought that should express with anything will be quite good, you also know that I and his relations...... are not not intimate.” “我是想说措辞,你觉得应该用什么措辞会比较好,你也知道我和他的关系不怎么……不怎么亲近。” Not is far more than intimate, I can feel, he is thinking always raised 40 meters broadsword to give to chop me. 何止是不怎么亲近,我能感觉到,他无时无刻不在想着扬起四十米的大刀把我给剁了。 „I knew, you want to make me help you speak in the letter/believes, ask favor right.” “我知道了,你是想让我在信里帮你说话,求情对吧。” „Is such matter!” As soon as I pat the palm, this small female dragon, the brain, responds simply now, the time of stupid is stupider than me. “就是这么回事！”我一拍掌心,这小母龙,脑筋简直了,现在才反应过来,蠢起来的时候比我还蠢。 Wait, is my scolding her to scold me? 等等,我这到底是在骂她还是在骂我？ „But why I help you, what advantage do I have?” “但是我凭什么帮你,我有什么好处？” „You wait/etc.” I know that this small female dragon will say, does not have the advantage not to get up early, greedy big dragon. “你等等。”我就知道这小母龙会这么说,无利不早起,贪婪的巨龙哟。 „, Suffices no?” “喏,够不？” „Again in addition 100.” “再加一百。” „It is not good, most 40.” “不行不行,最多四十。” „At least 90.” “至少九十。” „Lets respectively one step, 50.” “各让一步,五十。” „Wordy wordy wordy, finally offers, being less than 70 me is not dry.” “啰嗦啰嗦啰嗦,最后报个价,少于七十我不干。” „Everyone is acquainted, to kinship price, let alone 80.” “大家相识一场,给个亲情价,别说了就八十吧。” „Deal.” “成交。” Will prepare the good grilled fish bill signed in acknowledgment of debt to give delicious Evil Dragon, I tilt the head think, always felt where had is not right a moment ago. 将准备好的烤鱼欠条递给美滋滋的恶龙蕾娜,我歪头一想,总感觉刚才有哪里不对劲。 „Do not consider as finished, must have your, writes a letter a bit faster.” “别算了,少不了你的,快点写信。” „Looks my, that stupid fat dragon yielding to compulsion or hard sell but not to persuasion, therefore our expressions strongly.” “看我的,那笨肥龙吃硬不吃软,所以我们的措辞得强硬些。” „.” Worthily is the father-in-law elderly man's daughter, credible! “哦哦哦。”不愧是岳父老人家的女儿,靠谱！ „Stupid stupid fat dragon( horizontal line smudges) Hatty, your daughter now in my hand, knew the limitation to be busy at helping this, otherwise I cannot guarantee that your daughter will have anything, Jie Jie Jie, wrote was enough probably like this.” “愚蠢的笨肥龙(横线涂抹)哈迪,你女儿现在在我手上,识相点就把这个忙帮了,不然我可不敢保证你的女儿会发生什么,桀桀桀,大概这样写就行了。” „Such scary...... is not good.” “这样唬人……不大好吧。” „I not scary, isn't this fact?” “我没唬人呀,这不是事实吗？” „......” “……” Thinks carefully, has probably not missed, Evil Dragon now not here? Although I cannot guarantee that she will have anything, but I can guarantee that she lives anything, missed a character, basically does not have the problem. 仔细想想,好像也没差,恶龙蕾娜现在不就在我这里么？虽然我不能保证她会发生什么,但我能保证她生什么,就差了一个字,基本没毛病。 „Good, writes.” As soon as I pat the palm, was steady. “好,就这么写。”我一拍手心,稳了。 ... 。。。