**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Battlefield in the previous place, that the paradise of dragon is doubtful the world version, duplicates completely the model of paradise of dragon, is actually is silent, no life aura world, even here destroys wantonly, can still restore in a short time, is not only unscientific, even the magic does not have the means to explain. 战场还是在老地方,那个疑似里世界版的龙之乐园,将龙之乐园的模型完全复制过来,却是个寂静无声,毫无生命气息的世界,即便是在这里大肆破坏,也能在短时间内恢复,岂止是不科学,连魔法都已经没办法解释了。 However, is suitable as the practice and fight place, probably also only then this place can withstand tossing about of big dragon strongest race. 但是,作为练习和战斗的场所却再适合不过,大概也只有这种地方才能经得起巨龙这个最强种族的折腾。 In the old father-in-law's genial look is hiding a happy expression, the compassionate words, should be I looks the boyfriend who daughter must go to work as the mood of slaughter dragon formidable to be similar. 老岳父和善的眼神里藏着一丝喜色,将心比心的话,应该是和我看着女儿的男朋友要去当屠龙勇者的心情差不多。 Beats gongs and drums deliciously, jumps to fight the dance auspicious day. 敲锣打鼓美滋滋,蹦迪斗舞好日子。 Disregards the old father-in-law to bless hypocritically, stands in usually the practice place, looked, Walter has not arrived, to has taken the stations with the little friend who comes together, stands in the old father-in-law behind, the two fellow apprentices of busy person also came, to cannot collect this liveliness, this rare fight, has a liking for one perhaps bit teaches for ten days eight days also to the effectiveness. 无视老岳父假惺惺的祝福,站在平时练习的地方,望了一圈,瓦尔特还未到,跟着一起来的小伙伴到是已经各就各位,站在了老岳父身后,就连大忙人的两位师兄也来了,到不是非得凑这个热闹,这种难得的战斗,看上一场或许比特训十天八天还要来的有效。 Other little friends really came to see to be lonely, after all the boundary was too badly big, you let me and look at the fights of five master Three Prime Evils, I cried out for technical skills, sharpen the head also to buy a standing-room ticket, making me look at Dragon King Michael, was unfair to the going astray field, slid. 其余的小伙伴就是真来看个寂寞了,毕竟境界差太大,你让我和看五爷三魔神的战斗,我求知若渴,削尖脑袋也要买张站票,让我看龙王米迦勒的,对不起走错场,溜了溜了。 However, the audience as if continues these. 然而,观众似乎并不止这些。 I knit the brows, feels this and paradise of reality not the slightest difference dragon, probably many anything. 我皱了皱眉,感觉这个和现实一般无二的龙之乐园,好像多了点什么。 Above many sword blade, usually were of more than some things being unable to put things clearly. 许多剑锋之上,比平时多了些说不清道不明的东西。 How long this doubts have not continued, following announced the answer that seems the feeling without, becomes clear, on sword blade who was empty, cast the one after another empty shadow. 这个疑惑并没有持续多久,接下来的一幕将答案公布,那似有似无的感觉,变得清晰起来,原本空无一物的剑锋上面,投下了一道道虚影。 „Well, hasn't started? But for I this fight wake especially.” Some empty shadow sends out together makes the deaf sound ear-spittingly, that tone is serious, probably it wakes time one is how difficult and sacred matter. “咦,还没有开始吗？我可是为了这场战斗特地醒过来。”某一道虚影发出震耳发聩的声音,那语气严肃的,好像它醒过来一次是多么困难和神圣的事情。 „Do not fall asleep to starve to death.” Nearby sword blade's projection seems like the acquaintance, hears word cracks a joke to say. “你可别睡着睡着饿死了。”旁边一座剑锋的投影似乎是熟人,闻言开玩笑道。 „Recently which did you go? What fun matter has?” Two people, or two dragons opened the chat pattern. “你最近去哪了？有什么好玩的事情？”两人,或者说两龙开启了聊天模式。 Right, that one after another projection, is the big dragon shape of not mincing matter. 没错,那一个个投影,都是毫不掩饰的巨龙形态。 Listens to both's dialogue, is the bullshit that some makes merry to sleep, the big dragon of keeping aloof, as if the interest and average person are common, their status are not big on. 听两者的对话,也都是一些吃喝玩乐睡大觉的屁话,高高在上的巨龙,似乎兴趣爱好和普通人一般,并没有它们的身份那么高大上。 Looks the projection that one after another flashes before, does not need others to explain I also understand, the audience who these brave suddenly, without a doubt, is a leader big dragon, does not know that will project to throw with what means to here comes. 看着那一道道闪现的投影,不用其他人解释我也明白,这些忽然冒出来的观众,毫无疑问,就是一头头巨龙,不知道用什么办法将投影投到这儿来了。 Thinks carefully is not strange, in this world version the paradise of dragon is so convenient, how wants possibly is not the average not wonderful old father-in-law's private place, ten have 8~9 is the practice arenas of all big dragons, each great Long has to here passage, even can with projecting this way comes. 仔细想想也不奇怪,这个里世界版的龙之乐园如此便利,怎么想也不可能是平平无奇的老岳父的私人地方,十有八九是所有巨龙的练习场,每一头巨龙家里都有通往这里的通道,甚至能用投影这种方式过来。 Does not need to be worried to be affected completely, and can the comfortable nest at home watches the live broadcast, the impression experience flings what 3 D big piece ten streets, comes on one cup of joyful water again, cheers, cheers, or whose looks at not pleasing to the eyes bad breath several, since interactive big piece. 完全不用担心受到波及,且可以舒舒服服的窝在家里的看直播,观感体验甩什么3D大片十条街,再来上一杯快乐水,助助威,喝喝彩,或是看谁不顺眼嘴臭几句,既然还是互动式的大片。 „Walter that boy? Where Walter, can it be that feared only human doesn't dare to come?” “瓦尔特那小子呢？瓦尔特在哪里,莫不是怕了区区一个人类不敢过来了？” „I also hope, the brat that but that is fearless, rested probably at home excessively.” “我也这么希望,不过那天不怕地不怕的臭小子,大概只是在家里睡过头了。” „Although did not think that brat can lose, but is good to hope that who can punch his, punches.” “虽然不觉得那臭小子会输,但好希望有谁能揍他一顿,往死里揍。” „Child, you come, I have the equally good treasure to lend you, so long as you can punch Walter ruthlessly, it was belongs your.” “孩子,你过来,我有一样好宝贝借给你,只要你能狠狠揍瓦尔特一顿,它就是属于你的了。” Saw that the words of these big dragons are getting more and more excessive, the old father-in-law has to cough layer on layer/heavily, as the referee, as the imperial kitchen manager, as side Dragon King the smelly younger brother fat tiger of well-informed and funny acting, he as if announced in by this, today here is my home game, who does not listen my, whose mesh wire I cut. 眼看这些巨龙的话越来越过分,老岳父不得不重重咳嗽一声,作为裁判,作为御膳房主管,作为龙王身边的消息灵通兼搞笑担当的臭弟弟胖虎,他似乎在以此宣布,今天这里是我的主场,谁不听我的,我剪了谁的网线。 Really, breaks the threat of net to be really oversized, the cough just resounded, all projections are peaceful, but still also has the continuous projection whiz whiz whiz to emit from sword blade. 果然,断网的威胁实在过大,咳嗽刚刚响起,所有投影就安静下来,但是依然还有源源不断的投影嗖嗖嗖的从一座座剑锋上冒出。 It is not, wait/etc, how the old father-in-law you can like this, this arrive at the critical moment, that said senior who a moment ago must deliver me the good treasure where? Comes out quickly, I am you am missing many years of blood younger brother! You must to me two, be recognize the father is also good! 不是,等等,老岳父你怎么能这样,这正到关键时刻呢,刚才那位说要送我好宝贝的前辈到底在哪里？快出来,我是你失踪多年的亲弟弟啊！你要给我两件,就是认爹也行！ Earnestly seeking vision one after another that very pitifully, old father-in-law dining hall manager somewhat face, my thousand li (500 km) tries to find relatives sweeps, has not responded actually. 很可惜,老岳父这个饭堂主管还是有几分面子的,我千里寻亲的渴求目光一个个扫过去,硬是没有回应。 Only because of a cough, then created the brothers quarrel, the result of torn, won't old father-in-law's your conscience hurt? 只因为一声咳嗽,便造成了兄弟反目,骨肉分离的结局,老岳父你的良心不会疼么？ But in any case, from that disorderly dialogue, I obtained many interesting information. 只不过好歹,从那杂乱的对话当中,我得到了不少有意思的信息。 These big dragons have no fear of great distances, do not hesitate to interrupt the dreamland also to catch up to look at this fight, overwhelming majority reasons are Walter. 这些巨龙不远万里,不惜中断梦乡也要赶过来看这场战斗,绝大部分原因是瓦尔特。 Or their overwhelming majority want to look that Walter suffers hardships to admit defeat. 或者说,它们绝大部分都想看瓦尔特受苦吃瘪。 Remembers that Eika Layh had told me probably some concerned her father's matters, Walter was the super bear child was also coming in childhood, as if added also to want the god to hate the ghost compared with the five colors corps to tire, was much smellier in the reputation of paradise of dragon. 记得艾卡莱伊好像跟我说过一些有关她父亲的事,瓦尔特小时候也是个超级熊孩子来着,似乎比五色战队加起来还要神憎鬼厌,在龙之乐园的名声臭得不得了。 The five colors corps did the misdemeanor, in any case will also admit mistakes, Walter this smelly younger brother, how was grasped is actually you loves how the countenance of drop of the world 's number one. 五色战队做了坏事,好歹还会低头认错,瓦尔特这臭弟弟,被人抓了却还是一副你爱咋咋滴老子天下第一的嘴脸。 What is main, he is too intelligently more than five colors corps, the destructive power is far more than big ten times, only then...... 最主要的是,他比五色战队聪明太多,破坏力何止大十倍,也只有…… The topic to this, Elder Sister White Dragon little stopped startled, only then what? What did the pangolin say? Anxious I grasp the heart flexure lung, drinks glass of young wines, rides her defense line to disintegrate the collapse, asked the answer finally, the paid price was bitten, let my first realizing, the woman, particularly small tiger( dragon?) The tooth attribute woman, when is really not can start talking. 话题到了这,白龙小姐姐愕然而止,也只有什么？穿山甲到底说了什么？急的我抓心挠肺,喝杯小酒,乘着她防线瓦解崩溃,才总算问出答案,付出的代价是被咬伤了,让我第一次意识到,女人,尤其是小虎(龙？)牙属性的女人,真不是什么时候都能开口说话的。 cough cough, the topic tore, I do not keep guessing, from Eika Layh that getting the answer of unexpectedly is —— also only then childhood Evil Dragon can compared with measuring strength. 咳咳,话题扯开了,我也不卖关子,从艾卡莱伊那得到的答案竟然是——也只有小时候的恶龙蕾娜才能比一比高低。 This...... the sentiment your does one after another have to be free from worry? Took a look at me to know any dangerous elements. 啊这……感情你们一个个就有让人省心的？瞧瞧我都认识了些什么危险分子。 In brief, king Zha who this accident/surprise comes, I must use, when most appropriate. 总之,这个意外得来的王炸,我得用在最合适的时候。 The projection speed on sword blade emitting is gradually slow, some little time does not see a appearance, wants to come already to the end, now counts, my goodness, roughly on 1/5 sword blade presented the projection, must know that in reality the paradise of dragon, the space can see that ten first eight big dragons fly, has calculated many, doesn't the sentimental all nest come out at home? 剑锋上冒出的投影速度逐渐慢下来,好一会儿不见一个出现,想来是已经到头了,现在数一数,好家伙,约莫有五分之一的剑锋上面都出现了投影,要知道在现实的龙之乐园里,天上能见到十头八头巨龙飞,就已经算多了,感情全都窝在家里不出来？ Also allowed me to understand while convenient, how many big dragons hope that saw Walter was not miserable, was he was holding in childhood daily the hornet's nest? 顺便也让我了解到了,到底有多少巨龙希望看到瓦尔特无惨,他小时候是天天都在捅马蜂窝么？ The audience came neat , a Walter long in coming protagonist, in the family/home was also to then have passage, braved suddenly, walked while had the yawn scratched the head, the long hair weed that gripped at will same is curling upwards, appearance that just awoke. 观众们都来齐了,主角之一的瓦尔特这才姗姗来迟,家里也是有着通道,冷不防就冒了出来,边走边打哈欠边挠头,随意扎起来的长发似杂草一样翘着,一副刚刚睡醒的模样。 The enthusiastic audience makes him have a scare, with his appearance, just by the scene uncontrolled ebullition that the cook suppressed. 热情的观众让他也是吓了一跳,随着他的出现,刚被伙夫镇压住的场面不受控制的沸腾起来。 „Walter, performs to us that right, is that you played in childhood frequently, stands upside down to insert revolves 300 million.” “瓦尔特,给我们表演一下那个,对,就是你小时候经常玩的那个,倒立插地旋转三亿圈。” „Have you been one's turn to bullying human? After is 3000, I can also notice that you and ant attack brutally, put together life and death.” “你已经轮到到欺负人类了吗？是不是三千年后,我还能看到你和蚂蚁大打出手,拼个你死我活。” „In 3000, we want to open mind again, looks that your buttocks were like the childhood, close to was in charge to disappear.” “三千年了,我们都想再开开眼界,看一看你的屁股是不是和小时候一样,巴掌印消了没。” „Feels relieved, you died, Eika Layh is taken care by me.” “放心去吧,你死了,小艾卡莱伊由我来照顾。” „Dissolute, Leuer's daughter, you do not match to raise, should comes my family, so long as complies to marry my good-for-nothing son, making me ask your mothers to become.” “放肆,洛伊尔的女儿,你不配养,应该是来我家,只要答应嫁给我那不成器的儿子,让我叫你妈都成。” Scene chaotic disorderly, from most starts to Walter's ginseng cockerel, gradually shifts to Eika Layh's competition, the information content is getting bigger and bigger, the discarded moral integrity soon changes to vast ocean, submerged me. 场面一顿混乱无章,从最开始的对瓦尔特的人参公鸡,逐渐转移到对艾卡莱伊的争夺,信息量越来越大,丢掉的节操都快要化作汪洋大海,将我淹没了。 Thus it can be seen, Walter has multi- disliking in the paradise of dragon, Eika Layh in the paradise of dragon popular, this father and daughter also are really the pinnacles of front and back teaching material, no wonder Walter must look for a daughter, an idling about mixing boy suddenly had the daughter of slim and graceful talent and beauty, trading someone pressure is also big. 由此可见,瓦尔特在龙之乐园有多不待见,艾卡莱伊在龙之乐园就有多受欢迎,这父女俩还真是正反面教材的极致,难怪瓦尔特要重新找个女儿,一个游手好闲的混小子忽然有了个亭亭玉立才貌双全的女儿,换谁谁压力也大。 „Is little wordy you, likes having a look not to look to roll, your several old fogy, half leg entered the dragon grave, jumps a few days after well to stumble, when referred to being uncertain to fall asleep to go.” Facing these senior people of the same generation, Walter was foul-mouthed, did not instigate. “少啰嗦你们,爱看看不看滚,还有你们几个老家伙,半条腿进了龙墓,也没几天好蹦跶,指不定什么时候睡着睡着就进去了。”面对这些前辈平辈,瓦尔特骂骂咧咧,丝毫不怂。 Jeered facing Walter's group, these projection one after another sent out the powerful fluctuation, wanted the true body to arrive shortly, to rub had the sleeve to be out to Walter a color to take a look personally, at this moment, the old father-in-law of cook and referee coughed several, in the present age of food is what matters to the people, the might no small matter, the scene was again peaceful, but was away from the projection, I can also feel these big dragons „to the master died” annoyed. 面对瓦尔特的群嘲,那些投影一个个发出强大的波动,眼瞅着就要真身降临,撸起袖子亲自下场给瓦尔特一点颜色瞧瞧了,就在这时,伙夫兼裁判的老岳父又咳嗽了几声,在民以食为天的当代,威力非同小可,场面再次安静下来,只是隔着投影,我也能感受到那些巨龙“给爷死一个”的恼火。 The script is not right, according to the general law, should be my protagonist overturns greatly against the wind, how to turn into villain Walter everyone to spurn, if even were not the old father-in-law obstructs, perhaps in my hand by the hard stopper several slaughter dragon spear/gun, had been cut dragon sword, extinguished dragon blade. 剧本不对呀,按照一般定律,应该是我这个主角大逆风翻盘,怎么变成了反派瓦尔特人人唾弃,甚至如果不是老岳父从中阻挠,说不定我手上已经被硬塞了好几把屠龙枪,斩龙剑,灭龙刀。 Enjoyed me of home game treatment to have the firing in bursts side in the domain of opponent, even more felt opposite that careless uncle, probably the corner/horn of thirty years the river goes east thirty years the river goes west. 在对手的地盘里享受到了主场待遇的我心里有点发方,越发觉得对面那个吊儿郎当的大叔,像是三十年河东三十年河西的角。 „, Makes so many bastards surround unexpectedly, harms me to lose face before the daughter, this enmity......” “啧,竟然让那么多混蛋过来围观,害我在女儿面前丢脸,这个仇……” „I must report.” “我一定要报。” It is not, how were you saying to me? It is not I makes them come, you have the fire to send to the old father-in-law! 不是,你怎么对着我说？又不是我让它们来的,你有火冲着老岳父发呀！ „Without you , there would be no these broken matters, even I do not need to be imprisoned.” Walter gets to the bottom. “没有你就没有这些破事,甚至我不用被囚禁。”瓦尔特追根溯源。 „That said that I was not do not plan to appreciate kindness rendered, thank you to lend a hand to help at that time, but on the other hand, without me, you and Eika Layh cannot be good friends as at first.” “话是这么说,我也不是不打算领情,感谢你那时候出手帮助,但是话说回来,没有我,你和艾卡莱伊也不能和好如初呀。” „You felt appearance that I and Eika Layh am good friends as at first now probably?” Walter gloomy looks to the referee. “你觉得我和艾卡莱伊现在像是和好如初的样子么？”瓦尔特阴森森的看向裁判那边。 The old father-in-law behind, Eika Layh and on the side of Liz, lifts up high the banner, above dark ink writing. 老岳父身后,艾卡莱伊和莉莉丝一人一边,高举横幅,上面浓墨书写。 Invincible, invincible, the sword, kills the father to seize the female! 战无不胜,攻无不克,剑之所向,杀父夺女！ The —— Holy See mountain staff members wished Wu Fan your excellency to triumphal return with beautiful. ——教廷山全体员工祝吴凡阁下携美凯旋。 Probably with, Eika Layh received the banner mistakenly unhurriedly, holds up another style to be normal in the Liz's disorderly look. 好像拿错了,艾卡莱伊不慌不忙的收起横幅,在莉莉丝凌乱的眼神当中举起另外一幅画风正常的。 „Eika Layh this is stimulating you, making you lose the reason.” Looks at Walter to the cigarette holder ignition, the hand is shaking is shaking, burnt the tail to refer, I thought it was necessary to make this Walter realize this was a plot of careful design. “艾卡莱伊这是在刺激你,让你失去理智。”瞧着瓦尔特给烟嘴点火,手抖着抖着,烧到了尾指上,我觉得有必要让这瓦尔特意识到这是一场精心设计的阴谋。 „ahh, I knew certainly, she is my daughter, I have not known that what she takes advantage, however, knows is a matter, can achieve is a different matter, this feeling, do you understand?” “啊啊,我当然知道了,她是我女儿,我还不知道她心里打什么算盘,但是啊,知道是一回事,能不能做到又是另外一回事,这种感受,你懂么？” Saying, Walter's right hand, has built on the sword hilt of waist, the center of gravity gradually pulls down. 说着,瓦尔特的右手,已经搭在了腰间的剑柄上,重心逐渐压低。 The fight, starts towering! 战斗,突兀打响！ ... 。。。