**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Did you convince Dragon King that smelly temperament?” “你说服了龙王那个臭脾气？” Walter does not know when braves, a white aristocrat cape is so the show cool show is forever cool. 瓦尔特不知道什么时候冒出来,一身白色的贵族斗篷吗永远是那么骚酷骚酷的。 „Did not convince, was the dawn by the sentiment, moved it by the principle.” I selected the brow, everyone is a man, can not cause the phrase that others misunderstand with this type. “不是说服,是晓之以情,动之以理。”我挑了挑眉头,大家都是男人,还是别用这种能引起别人误会的字眼。 „What sentiment, what principle?” Uncle White Dragon snorts contemptuously. “什么情,什么理？”白龙大叔嗤之以鼻。 „I cannot be victorious you also to want the strong actor iron, is not the principle,...... this issue made me ponder the moment as for the sentiment”: „Bread and grilled fish?” “我打不过你还要强行头铁,就不是理,至于情……”这个问题让我沉思了片刻:“面包和烤鱼？” „How you did not say that you did rest the daughter of Dragon King?” “你怎么不说你睡了龙王的女儿？” „Does Dragon King have the daughter?” “龙王有女儿？” I at present one bright, must know that I am the princess killer, hundred clan handsome men, fell to big dragon clan here were a little unworthy of the name, the Evil Dragon position was low, thief Gill lost face, could not be joined to my resounding nickname, therefore I decided her belly child must take and princess the queen and so on related lordly name. 我眼前一亮,要知道我可是公主杀手,百族面首,落到巨龙一族这里有点名不副实了,恶龙蕾娜的身份地位低啊,贼吉尔丢人了,根本配不上我响亮的外号,所以我决定了她肚子里的孩子要取个和公主啊女王啊之类有关的气派名字。 „Perhaps will have.” “说不定会有。” „Perhaps? Has has not had, this matter you do not know, but also is one of the big dragon?” “说不定？有就有没就没,这种事情你都不知道,还是不是巨龙的一员？” „Good, is actually a prince, is long very handsome, with my family Eika Layh is good combination.” Walter smiles negligently, Evil Dragon who side raises up the ear could not listen, the hand gnawed the clean bone to pound in conveniently to Walter. “好吧,其实是个王子,长得很俊,和我家艾卡莱伊是天作之合。”瓦尔特大咧咧一笑,旁边竖起耳朵的恶龙蕾娜听不下去了,随手将手中啃干净的骨头砸向瓦尔特。 „It is not, are you angry, is it possible that are you also the fan of that prince?” “不是,你生什么气,莫非你也是那个王子的粉丝？” „I am your old mother!” Small female dragon Bie is blushing, is angry. “我是你老母！”小母龙憋红着脸,大怒。 „No, your saying cannot cross to examine from the ethics absolutely, hurries to stop.” “别,你这话从伦理上来说是绝对过不了审的,赶紧打住。” For fear that Evil Dragon talked nonsense again, I hurried to chat the proper business, prince anything first put...... was not right, cannot easily put while, then I must urge Elder Sister White Dragon little, prince attribute was the dregs male, only then I......, only then I can compared with his dregs. 生怕恶龙蕾娜再胡言乱语,我赶紧聊正事,王子什么的就先放到一边吧……不对,也不能轻易放到一边,回头我得劝劝白龙小姐姐,王子属性的都是渣男,只有我……呃,只有我才能比他更渣。 Walter cannot bear kills people the vision eventually, the small princess strength is not good, the gold dragon prestige that share hidden does not send stares someone uncomfortably, the shift topic of his very hoodlum. 瓦尔特终究还是受不了蕾奥娜杀人似的目光,小公主实力不行,那股子隐而不发的黄金龙威可是瞪谁谁难受,他很光棍的转移话题。 „Actually Dragon King now is a hoodlum.” “其实龙王现在是个光棍。” „Day.” I was shocked, the village head unexpectedly could not find the wife, in this river? Even is much longer no one to want, won't have seized the daughter? Won't the overlord brace the bow hardly? “天呐。”我震惊了,一村之长竟然还找不到老婆,这河里吗？就算长得寒碜没人要,难道还不会强抢民女？不会霸王硬上弓？ Then good? No wonder the old father-in-law made so many years pig feeds, swallows an insult unexpectedly, is this Black Tortoise incarnation? 那么善良的吗？难怪老岳父做了那么多年的猪食,竟然还忍气吞声,这是玄武化身吧？ „Walter, you are all right hurry to roll to me!” The small female dragon gets angry again, incarnation over two. “瓦尔特,你没事就给我赶紧滚！”小母龙再怒,化身超二。 „I have not spoken incorrectly, right Eika Layh.” “我可没说错,对吧艾卡莱伊。” „Father, actually had a few words I very long time ago to want with you to say.” Elder Sister White Dragon little the graceful putting down knife and fork, the napkin wipes the attractive small mouth, revealing lets any men for the beautiful smile that it palpitates with excitement. “父亲,其实有一句话我很早就想和您说了。”白龙小姐姐优雅的放下刀叉,餐巾抹抹诱人小嘴,露出让任何男人都为之怦然心动的绝美笑颜。 „We cut off the father and daughter to relate, I meant, can invite you and our family/home breaks off the relations, in order to avoid which day you were decapitated by Dragon King involves us.” “我们断绝父女关系吧,我的意思是说,能请你和我们家断绝关系么,以免哪天你被龙王杀头的时候牵连到我们。” The murder executes the heart, is this, having a look at Walter to know, let alone petrified, the whole person was about to make decent. 杀人诛心,莫过于此,看看瓦尔特就知道了,别说石化,整个人都快风化了。 „Elder sister, will the father be really killed by Dragon King?” Liz shows the panic-stricken expression. “姐姐,爸爸真的会被龙王杀吗？”莉莉丝露出惊恐表情。 The White Dragon young girl touches younger sister's head, the corners of the mouth overflows wipes favors the drowning smile gently, the tone vividly hopes: „Was quick.” 白龙少女摸了摸妹妹的头,嘴角溢出一抹温柔宠溺笑容,语气轻快而期盼:“快了。” Very good, Walter then performed stone male to burst into tears to us. 很好,瓦尔特接着又给我们表演了一出石男流泪。 Today actor's pay very full the uncle, you should not be the specificity will shake M, wasn't a day complained by the daughter on the whole body is uncomfortable? 今天戏份挺足的呀大叔,你该不会是特异性抖M吧,一天不被女儿吐槽就浑身不舒服？ „cough cough, does Uncle Walter, you ask us to have the matter this time?” “咳咳,瓦尔特大叔,你这个时间来找我们有事么？” „Does not have other, is comes to see my treasure daughters.” What Uncle White Dragon fully manifested is the daughter is oppressive my a lot, I treated the daughter such as...... like the cotton-wadded jacket. “没别的,就是来看看我的宝贝女儿们。”白龙大叔充分体现了一个什么叫女儿虐我千百遍,我待女儿如……如棉袄。 „You meant, you did comply?” “你的意思是说,你答应了？” I listen to the clue from his words, this is thought that the daughter soon left, catches up to see a while, simply put, was he accepted the condition of Dragon King, then us should start to tidy up the traveler. 我从他话里听出端倪,这是觉得女儿快要离开了,赶过来多见一会儿,言下之意,就是他答应了龙王的条件,然后我们这边该开始收拾行旅了。 „After all you proposed interesting idea, the boy, should not think that I only put out 50% strengths to win me.” Walter narrows the eyes to glance, pulls out the smoke pole, the vision is gradually desolate, previous moment by the dispirited uncle who the daughter attacks, investigated the imposing manner of powerhouse to say extremely had. “毕竟你提出了一个有趣的点子,小子,该不会以为我只拿出50%实力就能打赢我了吧。”瓦尔特眯上眼,掏出烟杆,目光渐渐冷淡,前一刻还是被女儿打击的颓废大叔,究极强者的气势说有就有。 „Actually......” everyone also knows, I am very always modest, can carry the multiplication mnemonics time, the person will not tell absolutely oneself meet the plus-minus method, but mew mew takes undeserved credit quietly, oneself can pull the finger from number to ten. “其实……”大家也都知道,我这个人一向很谦虚,能背乘法口诀的时候,绝对不会跟人说自己会加减法,而是悄咪咪的向人邀功,自己能扳着手指头从一数到十了。 Does not have other, likes concealed hundred million. 没别的,就喜欢藏亿手。 But Walter this issue is also very interesting, therefore I seriously considered for several seconds, earnest nod of: „Actually I also really feel the energy.” 但瓦尔特这个问题也很有意思,所以我认真考虑了几秒,才认真的点了点头:“其实我还真觉得能。” Walter is extremely arrogant, actually must not exposed to others be extremely arrogant to him, listening to this saying anger trough is also bright. 瓦尔特自个狂妄,却见不得别人对他狂妄,听了这话怒气槽又亮了。 „Interesting, you thought that somewhat grasps?” “有意思,你觉得有几分把握？” „55 open.” I like 55 opening forcefully, is the well-known matter, the love, is to say. “五五开吧。”我这个人喜欢强行五五开,也是众所周知的事,爱,就是要说出口。 Naturally, was punched cannot shout hurts, after all likes being probable to pay the price. 当然了,被揍的时候也不能喊疼,毕竟爱是要付出代价的。 „Boy, you should not think that in the past I put out 10% strengths and you hit, that was really I 10% strengths.” “小子,你该不会以为当年我拿出10%的实力和你们打,那就真的是我10%的实力吧。” „Can't, I listen to say, after that is you suppresses 10% strengths to accurate four wings boundary.” “不会不会,我听蕾娜说了,那是你压制到准四翼境界后的10%实力。” „It seems like your self-confidence is conscientious, has the energy very much, hopes is this is really good, can give me more pleasure.” “看来你的自信是脚踏实地,很有底气,但愿真的是这样才好,能给我更多一点乐子。” Walter eyes narrow the eyes narrows the eyes, the mouth puts out smoke rings, just like the one after another energy point, is enriching the anger trough on his top of the head happily, filled one after another. 瓦尔特眼睛眯的更眯,嘴里吐出一圈圈的烟圈,宛若一个个能量点,愉快的充实着他头顶上的怒气槽,满了一条又一条。 I can report that he opens the infinite anger to hang! 我能举报他开无限怒气挂么！ „Inserts funny dialog to you, almost forgot today goal, is to inform officially, I accepted the condition of Dragon King, told the rule that you I set while convenient.” “给你插科打诨的,差点忘了今天来的目的,算是正式告知吧,我接受了龙王的条件,顺便告诉你我定下的规则。” Saying, Walter emphasized stretches out a finger: „In ten minutes, I only use half of strengths, ten minutes to cross, each ten minutes, I can use 10% strengths, to putting out full power till.” 这么说着,瓦尔特强调似的伸出一根指头:“十分钟以内,我只用一半的实力,十分钟一过,每个十分钟,我会多用10%实力,一直到拿出全力为止。” „In a big way frightened me one to jump.” I pat the chest, cook is not almost fragrant: „I also think that you can put out 100 tenths strength.” “吓了我一大跳。”我拍拍胸口,碧丝的厨艺差点都不香了:“我还以为你能拿出一百成的实力呢。” I also think that Walter also cultivated king fist. 我还以为瓦尔特也修炼了界王拳呢。 „You to first could shoulder I half of strengths to speak these boasts again.” Walter curls the lip. “你到是先扛得住我一半的实力再说这些大话吧。”瓦尔特撇撇嘴。 „In other words, if really wants to defeat you, only the one by one silk wants to be as soon as possible, finished in ten minutes.” “也就是说,如果真的想要打败你,唯一一丝希望就是要尽快,在十分钟内结束。” „I appreciate you to be in front of my to say this words crude courage very much, in return, I will make you die is uglier.” “我很欣赏你当着我的面说出这种话的鲁莽勇气,作为回报,我会让你死的难看些。” „No, Uncle Walter, you are not very confident, what makes also to ten minutes enhance 10% strengths every other, pinches me not to have the sense of achievement with half of strengths directly?” “别啊,瓦尔特大叔,你不是很有信心么,做什么还要每隔十分钟提升10%实力,直接用一半的实力捏死我不是更有成就感吗？” „First, this is from the beginning on the agreement good rule, is not I increases arbitrarily, next, compared with the sense of achievement, I likes bullying the weak like pinching an ant whole-heartedly kills by mistreatment the refreshed feeling that the enemy comes.” “首先,这是一开始就约定好的规则,可不是我擅自添加,其次,比起成就感,我更喜欢全力以赴以大欺小像捏死一只蚂蚁那样虐杀敌人来的爽快感。” Is looking at Walter tyrannical as the corners of the mouth of twisting the mouth sidewise, and extends the exciting vision that glitters, I know what he said is the truth. 瞧着瓦尔特暴虐似的咧开的嘴角,以及延伸里闪烁的兴奋目光,我知道他说的是真话。 Dug up several food fast, in the mind flashed through a liking thunder reverberating in one's ears proverb suddenly. 快速扒了几口饭,脑海中忽地闪过一句如雷贯耳的老话。 Under ate on did not have. 吃了上顿没下顿。 Then flashes before a great picture, named final dinner. 然后又闪现出一副名画,名为最后的晚餐。 It is not good, this fight has not started, the brain started the running lantern arbitrarily. 不好,这战斗还未开始呢,脑子就擅自开始跑马灯了。 to endanger! 危！ „I understood, our final practice fights decides two days later, how?” “我明白了,那我们最后的一场练习战就定在两天后吧,如何？” „Naturally does not have the issue, I also think that you will tow ten days of half a month, how, aren't many gives time?” Walter hu-hu joking smiled several, the smoke pole mouth, the manner is contented. “当然没问题,我还以为你会拖上十天半个月,怎么,不多给自己一点时间？”瓦尔特呼哧呼哧的谑笑了几声,点点烟杆嘴,神态自得。 Packed off Walter this deicide, the atmosphere in restaurant enlivens immediately. 送走了瓦尔特这尊杀神,餐厅里的气氛顿时活跃起来。 „Did you really have confidence?” The small female dragon is doubtful. “你真有把握？”小母龙半信半疑。 „Oh, kid's mother, why no?” “噢,孩子他妈,为什么不呢？” „You looked that has started to talk nonsense, could not live probably.” Evil Dragon confirmed that looks to book, two people nod together, offered the condolences. “你看都已经开始胡言乱语了,大概是活不成了。”恶龙蕾娜确认般的看向本子娜,两人一起点了点头,表示哀悼。 „Long Boss person.” Listens to double to say things just to frighten people, wears the apron to hug of tray, the eye is starting the twinkle water glare. “长老大人。”听着双娜危言耸听,穿着围裙抱着托盘的碧丝,眼睛开始闪烁水光。 „Do not listen to them to talk nonsense, my is the strategy, the strategy.” “别听她们胡说,我这是策略,策略。” „, What strategy?” “哦,什么策略？” „This move called to show the enemy by...... by, simply speaking, being Janval thought that I was very strong.” “这招叫示敌以……以强,简单来说,就是要让瓦尔特觉得我很强。” „Then?” “然后呢？” „Actually I am not then strong, all preparations that his pre-war makes, all tactics are useless, as if a fist hits on the cotton, you said that he air/Qi, hahahaha.” “然后其实我没那么强,他战前所做的一切准备,一切战术都是白搭,仿佛一拳头打在棉花上面,你说他气不气,哈哈哈哈。” „He may be mad very much, but you will die absolutely.” “他或许会很气,但你绝对会没命。” „Good that this issue asked that therefore I prepared second-hand ahead of time, he did not say that ten minutes did put out many 10% strengths?” “这个问题问的好,所以我提前做好了第二手准备,他不是说十分钟才拿出多10%实力吗？” „Therefore you, so long as smelled there is something wrong to kneel in ten minutes begs for mercy to admit defeat well right.” “所以你只要在十分钟以内见势不妙跪地求饶认输就好了对吧。” „......” It is not, you cultivated the behavior cannot like this, how be able to snatch others' lines, my protagonist did not attach great importance to face-saving? “……”不是,你做人不能这样,怎么能把别人的台词抢了,我主角不要面子的么？ Also forgot you are not the person are coming. 哦,又忘记了你不是人来着。 Saw that relaxes, I was instead shameless a little unable to hang: „How you can like this, how be able the long others spirit to extinguish the power and prestige, has not fought first word to lose, loses face!” 看到碧丝松了一口气,我反而老脸有点挂不住了:“你们怎么能这样,怎么能长他人志气灭自己威风,未战先言输,丢不丢人！” „It is not we loses face in any case.” Double with one voice. “反正又不是我们丢人。”双娜异口同声。 Truly, does not have your disgraced problems, because does not speak the logical expression you. 确实,不存在你们丢人的问题,因为都已经不说人话了你们。 „In brief, I lost, jumps from here, will not admit defeat absolutely!” “总之,我就是输了,从这里跳下去,也绝对不会认输！” These words a little circle the brain, double combined to work as the machine the period of time, waited to taste time I have slid. 这句话着实有点绕脑,双娜组合当机了一阵子,等回味过来的时候我已经溜了。 Can kneel, losing can lose, on the mouth cannot recognize absolutely, this is my Wu somebody's say/way of A Q, as for jumps from here, this Druid will fly, silly. 地可以跪,输可以输,嘴上绝对不能认,这就是我吴某人的阿Q之道,至于从这里跳下去,本德鲁伊会飞,傻了吧。 The time is two days passes by a flash, without at daggers drawn, even atmosphere also gentle very much, goes to there the old father-in-law to cultivate during the daytime as usual, Walter who has hauled also reported on time, slightly without, because soon after to fighting then does not wave the arms about dry/does. 时间一晃就是两天过去,没有剑拔弩张,甚至连气氛也平和的很,白天像往常一样去老岳父那儿修炼,一直拖拖拉拉的瓦尔特也准时报道,丝毫没有因为不久之后的对战便甩手不干。 Probably, is he also wants to continue to save many anger troughs, I thought so. 大概,是他还想继续积攒多一点怒气槽吧,我这么觉得。 Five colors corps continuation as always leads the crystal and Qi makes trouble everywhere, the bar maidservant three people of groups continue to do the housework for everyone, the master brother two fellow apprentices they are continue set out early and return late, the red and white princess continues to mysteriously appear and disappear. 五色战队一如既往的继续带着水晶和琪露诺四处捣蛋,酒吧侍女三人组继续为大家做着家务,大师兄二师兄他们继续早出晚归,红白公主继续神出鬼没。 A saying, about that any grilled fish, we unanimously decided while convenient this type the thing should not eat wastes, another day will hang in reconstructing in Torii of shrine, the town/subdues monster exorcises evil spirits, to be how could it not be beautiful. 顺便一说,关于那条什么什么烤鱼,我们一致决定这种好东西不应该吃掉那么浪费,改天挂在重建起来的神社的鸟居上,镇妖辟邪,岂不美哉。 Sends to girls' letter, this thinks that while this state of mind and sensibility, wields a brush to inscribe one such as the masterpiece of Chu Shi Biao, became the belt/bring writer of Dark Continent new generation, the later generation politely called 【Wu. Cain.】. 还有就是寄给女孩们的家书,本以为乘着这份心境和感悟,挥毫写上一篇诸如出师表的巨作,成为暗黑大陆新生代的带文学家,后世尊称【吴.凯恩.凡】。 Finally the sports teacher was not powerful, suppressed half evening, on the letter paper left behind one line of characters carelessly, was sent. 结果体育老师不给力,憋了半个晚上,信纸上草草留下一行字,被寄了出去。 Waited for this fight to finish, we must go home. 等这场战斗结束,我们就要回家了。 Then, the time arrived to fighting on the same day...... 而后,时间来到了对战当天…… ... 。。。