**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Said that cuts off the father and daughter to relate is certainly false, cracks a joke, Elder Sister White Dragon little will also be humorous occasionally. 说断绝父女关系当然是假的,开玩笑的,白龙小姐姐偶尔也会幽默一下。 First did not say that this method is too stiff, is completely the below bad plan in high, middle, and low plan, with the effect, the possibility of counter-effect will be quite big, if incomprehensible, please refer to my feeling for others. 先不说这种手段太生硬,完全是上中下策里的下下策,就拿效果来说,反效果的可能性会比较大,如若不能理解,请参考我刚才的将心比心。 Feared that is Walter's anger trough must get angry when the time comes broken, has with the heart that I perish together. 怕是到时候瓦尔特的怒气槽都要怒碎,和我同归于尽的心都有了。 The true method, Eika Layh disclosed 12 with us, nothing but makes an issue with the Walter present situation, did that commuted a sentence to you, or exempted the confinement penalty directly. 真正的手段,艾卡莱伊跟我们透露了一二,无非就是拿瓦尔特现在的处境做文章,这么做了就给你减刑,或者直接免去禁闭惩罚。 Just, did that as if first convinces Dragon King to be good, this point Evil Dragon vouched, said that in any case her father my old father-in-law was the chef of Dragon King, if Dragon King did not comply, she intoxicated in the meal. 只不过,这么做似乎得先说服得了龙王才行,这一点恶龙蕾娜又打包票了,说好歹她父亲我那老岳父是龙王的厨子,如果龙王不答应,她就在饭菜里下毒。 ...... Un un??? 呃……嗯嗯嗯？？？ You may work as individual Dragon King, even if in your eyes it is just a village head, Guardian, does not have three No. 1 powerhouse dignity, that cannot really it, when the fruit cake pinches. 你可把龙王当个人吧,哪怕在你们眼中它只不过是个村长,家长,毫无三界第一强者的威严,那也不能真就把它当软柿子捏啊。 You had not looked, does not know the old father-in-law who why comes, stands in the entrance, the face was at that time green. 你没看,不知为何而来的老岳父,站在门口,当时脸就绿了。 „Looks at you to talk nonsense anything.” My eye stares, puts out to hang upside down the dignity of version household head. “瞧你都在胡说八道些什么。”我眼一瞪,拿出倒吊版一家之主的威严。 „How can make fun of Dragon King Sir, that is big character that must look up to!” “怎么能拿龙王大人开玩笑,那可是必须仰望的大人物！” The corner of the eye looked at an old father-in-law secretly, discovered that his complexion good many, I know that I walked on the Kang village main road, was gone forever. 眼角偷瞄了一眼老岳父,发现他脸色好了不少,我知道自己走在了康庄大路上,一去不复返。 „If must ask it to help, must show a sincerity to come.” “如果要拜托它帮忙,就得拿出点诚意来。” „You said that what sincerity should show?” “那你说该拿出点什么诚意？” The small female dragon of short temper rare has not made the fierce reaction to my reproving, saw her old father, looked at me, the vision disclosed several points hunt for the demon person -type because of lacking think of the hall. 脾气暴躁的小母龙难得没有对我的训斥做出激烈反应,看了看她的老父亲,又看了看我,目光透露出几分猎魔人式的因缺思厅。 My in any case bears saying „first came game of Quinte” the impulsion. 我好歹忍住了说出“先来一局昆特牌吧”的冲动。 „Big character like Dragon King Sir, has definitely been separated from the low level interest, if you sparkle the shining treasure with anything to it, is insulting it.” “像龙王大人这样的大人物,肯定已经脱离了低级趣味,你要是拿什么闪闪发亮的宝物给它,就是在侮辱它。” At this point, could not bear and takes the corner of the eye split vision to glance old father-in-law one eyes, discovered that its vision was vacant, the expression was dull, probably was saying, well, was Dragon King its personal status so high-level? Don't I know? 说到这里,忍不住又拿眼角余光瞟了老岳父一眼,发现它目光茫然,表情呆愕,好像在说,咦,龙王它的品位有那么高级吗？我怎么不知道？ How your not popular chef possibly knows, no one, can compared with me, understand Dragon King! 呵,你这种不入流的厨子怎么可能知道,没有人,能比我,更懂龙王！ „Therefore here, I plan to defeat the enemy by a surprise attack, tries to please Dragon King Sir with the unexpected thing.” “所以这里,我打算出奇制胜,用意想不到的东西取悦龙王大人。” „Simply speaking wants to buy the gift to others, because poor or is mean-spirited, but does not plan to buy dear, can only in creativity use one's head right.” “简单来说就是想买礼物给别人但是因为穷或者是小气而不打算买贵的,只能在创意方面动脑筋对吧。” Worthily is you, book, touched somebody's sore spot. 不愧是你,本子娜,扎心了。 „Experiment showed, the so-called creativity gift actually most does not have the sincerity, is always thinking gives this gift the bidding good-bye probability of man generally speaking with girlfriend reaches as high as 90%.” “实验证明,所谓的创意礼物其实是最没有诚意的,老想着送这种礼物的的男人一般来说和女朋友的分手概率高达百分之九十。” „Shut up you, I have straight bleeding that six......” heart grips, I blurted out, in any case is stopping the car(riage) finally, frightened saw an unemotional old father-in-law, has turned head trembling, receives Gatling, raises up two thumbs to book. “闭嘴啦你,我已经有六……”心扎的直流血,我脱口而出,好歹在最后刹住车,惊悚的看了一眼面无表情的老岳父,战战兢兢回过头,收起加特林,冲本子娜竖起两根大拇指。 „666, you said was too right.” “六六六,您说的太对了。” „Wait, your experiment proved conclusion where results in? When your did the sentimental person change not occasionally love master?” “等等,你这个实验证明是从哪里得出来的结论？你这莫得感情的人偶什么时候摇身一变成恋爱大师了？” „Should be some clansman of past years, spent the time study for a lifetime love manual, while convenient a saying he to dying was a hoodlum.” “应该是当年的某个族人,花了一辈子的时间研究出来的爱情宝典,顺便一说他到死都还是个光棍。” Do not scold do not scold, scolded God really to be angry again! 别骂了别骂了,再骂上帝真的要生气了！ „Did the beforehand memory restore?” “以前的记忆都恢复了？” My exploratory nature asked one, this fellow, does not know that wrote my many malicious remarks in that note, one by one that I must maintain composure inquires. 我试探性问了一句,这家伙,也不知道在那本笔记里写了我多少坏话,我得不动声色的一一打探出来。 „Totia's luck, restored part, after all is not the matter is worth recalling, rather, overwhelming majorities are some do not need to recall bored passing.” “托蒂亚的福,恢复了一部分吧,毕竟不是什么事都值得回忆,倒不如说,绝大多数都是一些没有必要回忆起来的无聊过往。” This child...... also was really very pitiful. 这孩子……也真是忒可怜了。 My eye acid, almost cries, after the childhood already bored to love manual this type of book has even looked, is the amusing thing that is worth recalling. 我眼睛一酸,差点落泪,童年已经无聊到连爱情宝典这种书看过以后,都是值得回忆的趣事了么。 „Wait, why you only said Tiya, the main merit should not be I am right? Tiya she has not come!” “等等,为什么你只说蒂亚,主要的功劳不应该是我才对吗？蒂亚她根本就没现身！” „, Almost forgot.” “哦,差点忘了。” „This was right, gave you one to organize the language the opportunity.” “这就对了嘛,给你一个重新组织语言的机会。” „After going back, must express gratitude to Alley is good.” “回去以后还要向埃里雅道谢才行。” „I, I!” “我呢,我！” „On this subject, even the monkey also thanked while convenient together.” “话说到这个份上,就顺带连猴子也一起感谢吧。” „What is while convenient the bastard, but you actually will thank me honestly, even if only while convenient?” “什么叫顺带呀混蛋,不过你竟然会老老实实的感谢我,哪怕只是顺带？” „Do you actually want to express the disaffection of innermost feelings to feel extremely flattered? Can the standpoint be firmer?” “你到底是想表达内心的不满还是受宠若惊？立场能不能坚定一些？” „One side innermost feelings discontented this small puts beforehand does not pay attention is unimportant, never expected that you actually will really thank me!” “内心不满这种小事先放到一边不理会也不要紧,没想到你竟然真的会感谢我！” „Only self-knowledge this point, was not a bit like a monkey that you of monkey displayed, good, since you showed the sincerity I might also as well to tell the facts, my childhood was quite senseless, you were also very clear, therefore, regarding has never seen me of monkey, appeared as you of monkey in me at present, indeed takes to me is not ordinary, recollection that was worth inscribing, I was always have a grudge to report thanks Bidao, was such simple, should not be moved excessively.” “唯独自知之明这一点,身为猴子的你表现的有点不像是一只猴子,好吧,既然你拿出了诚意我也不妨实话实说,我的童年相当无趣,想必你也十分清楚,所以,对于从未见过猴子的我而言,作为猴子的你出现在我眼前,的确是带给了我不一般的,值得铭刻的回忆,我这个人一向是有仇必报有谢必道,就是这么简单,可不要感动过头了。” „The meaning of your words, I whether to understand, we have experienced that period of time, to you are very precious, recollection that is unable to dismiss from mind?” “你这句话的意思,我是不是可以理解成,我们经历过的那一段时光,对你来说是十分宝贵的,无法忘怀的回忆？” Unearths a tiny bit logical expression from the ghost talk, is always I the matter that is good at handling. 从鬼话连篇里挖掘出一星半点人话,向来是我擅长做的事情。 „A point that yes, you said right, because of this, I deepened with the friendship of Tiya.” Nod of the book elegant whole face cherishes the memory. “是啊,你说的一点都没错,正因为如此,我和蒂亚的友情又加深了呢。”本子娜满脸缅怀的点了点头。 „Were you want to push aside me in any event?” “你是无论如何都想排挤掉我了？” „Alley is also.” “埃里雅也是。” „Therefore you really planned that disregards has accompanied at that time your side, and I, because your willful suffers loss, but thanked never appears in your front Tiya and Alley?” “所以你真的打算无视一直陪在那时候的你身边并且因为你的任性吃尽苦头的我,而去感谢从未出现在你面前的蒂亚和埃里雅？” „Who said that Alley did not come, as well as hung to fall as the statue.” Being surprised that a book face plays the fool however. “谁说的,埃里雅不是现身了么,作为雕像以及吊坠。”本子娜一脸装傻的诧然。 „I understood, you are the plan are mad me, I am not angry.” Saw that book wants to draw me to the level line of playing the fool, and defeats me with rich experience, I know that this dialogue had no way to continue to work. “我明白了,你是打算气我,我就不生气。”眼看本子娜想要把我拉到装傻的水平线上,并用丰富的经验打败我,我知道这对话没法继续进行下去了。 However, in any case obtained a useful information, that is this fellow, truly still remembers for 30,000 years ago that by the recollection of emergency broadcast, and has clearly, has not let off including a comma. 不过,好歹还是获得了一个有用的信息,那就是这家伙,确实还记得三万年前那段被插播的回忆,而且具清晰,连一个逗号都没放过。 segment Jingli was the feeling had just experienced to me, remembers that was very normal matter, but balanced the books, has actually crossed for 30,000 years, thinks that I only passed in 1000 in the test dreamland, almost forgot the acquaintance, has to say hard disk durability in this person of princess brain truly was occasionally high, good to buy together the benefitting descendant, enabled 30,000 years later people also to play the ancient times small butter. 要知道,那段经历对我来说是感刚刚经历过的,记得是很正常的事情,但对本子娜而言,却是已经过了三万年,想想我在考验梦境只过了一千年,就差点将熟人忘记,不得不说这人偶公主脑子里的硬盘耐久度确实高,好想买一块造福后代,让三万年以后的人们也能玩到远古小黄油。 First, letting us first drags ten two artifact and 12 demon. 首先,让我们先把十二神器和十二魔器拖进去。 „, Right, a moment ago where did we speak are coming?” I recalled the proper business, is not easy. “哦,对了,我们刚才说到哪里来着？”我记起了正事,不容易啊。 „Speaking of should be cheap and not have with which the sincerity creativity gift to bribe Dragon King this matter.” Replied that my unexpectedly is the old father-in-law, frightened me to jump greatly, when did you jump? Moreover is black a face with wanting debt, where did I offend you? “说到该用哪些又便宜又没有诚意的创意礼物去贿赂龙王这件事。”回答我的竟然是老岳父,吓了我大跳,你什么时候蹦出来的？而且黑着一张脸跟要债似的,我又哪里得罪你了？ „I thought that a point that said right, now we truly need same not only cheap and did not have the sincerity gift.” “我想起来了,说的一点没错,现在我们确实需要一样既便宜又没有诚意的礼物。” Nods following the old father-in-law's words, well, probably didn't expose the real intention carefully? Ok, on the scene is one of us, can flicker Dragon King was enough. 顺着老岳父的话点了点头,咦,好像不小心暴露了真实意图？算了,在场都是自家人,能忽悠住龙王就行了。 „However such gift, I have also thought that Jiang Jiang, is this.” “而这样礼物,我也已经想好了,蒋蒋,就是这个。” The string that from rubbing to tie up extracts an arm, I hold up high......, should be raises in the hand lowly the thing, words saying that who can help my loosen rope put me to get down? Said the proper business, hanging upside down many are not good, appearing me is not very serious, insufficiently attaches great importance. 从蹭蹭捆缚的绳子里抽出一条胳膊,我高高举起……哦,应该是低低举起手中之物,话说谁能帮我松一下绳放我下来？说正事呢,倒吊着多不好,显得我不够严肃,不够重视。 „!” The ear resounds the broken wind sound/rumor that called, I was prepared early, the hand remove, making the mouth of crystal come up empty-handed. “咔嚓！”一声,耳边响起嗷嗷直叫的破风声,我早有准备,手一撤,让水晶的嘴巴扑了个空。 Can make her respond that so intensely, without a doubt, what in my hand takes is food. 能让她反应如此强烈的,毫无疑问,我手中拿着的是食物。 Yes, a hot dog! 是的,一条热狗！ „You planned that...... bribes Dragon King with this thing?” Evil Dragon is suppressing anything, reveals expression that does not dare to believe. “你打算……用这玩意贿赂龙王？”恶龙蕾娜强忍着什么,露出一副不敢置信的表情。 „Has the issue? This is the good thing.” “有问题吗？这可是好东西。” „Is it possible that is Valise does?” Evil Dragon somewhat understood slightly, why I will so regard as important a hot dog. “莫非是维拉丝做的？”恶龙蕾娜稍稍有些理解了,为什么我会如此看重一条热狗。 „You guess.” My mysterious blinking. “你猜。”我神秘的眨眨眼。 „Crystal knows, the crystal knows.” Steals food the inadequate crystal resembles, the dog same shrugs the small tip of the nose unceasingly, the anger is brushing has the feeling. “水晶知道,水晶知道。”偷吃不成的水晶像,狗一样不断耸动着小鼻尖,怒刷存在感。 „Bread is not, inside sausage is the Valise pet owner does.” “面包不是,里面的香肠是维拉丝饲主做的。” Was startled, did this also make you smell unexpectedly? 惊了,这样竟然也让你嗅出来了？ The atmosphere was very once awkward, I did not have the moral integrity, quick to adapt to this type fortunately early awkwardly and am gradually like a fish in water. 现场的气氛一度很尴尬,还好我早没了节操,很快就适应了这种尴尬并且逐渐如鱼得水。 „Actually is this, the belly was really hungry, does not hate the one breath to eat clean, ate outside two slices of bread, inside sausage is original installation, the authentic Valise craftsmanship, at least the sausage, un coughs.” “其实是这样的,有一次肚子实在饿了,又舍不得一口气吃光,就吃了外面两片面包,里面的香肠还是原装的,正宗的维拉丝手艺,至少香肠还是,嗯咳。” The vision falls to the old father-in-law who on gradually grow darks, I one startled, shouted not to recover secretly well hastily: „Naturally, I did not mean that Uncle Hatty your cook is not good, but was the Valise cook was good, even if were a sausage also compared with you...... cough cough, I meant, Dragon King Sir the delicacies of every kind, certainly has usually not eaten has met food of rusticity, was very happy.” 目光落到逐渐变黑的老岳父身上,我心里一惊,暗叫不好连忙补救:“当然,我并不是说哈迪大叔你的厨艺不好,而是维拉丝的厨艺太好了,哪怕是一根香肠也比你……咳咳,我的意思是说,龙王大人平时山珍海味的,一定没有吃过这么接地气的食物,说不定就很开心了。” „Yes, he will be very certainly happy, as the chef I am very clear.” The old father-in-law said spookily. “是啊,他一定会很开心,身为厨子我十分清楚。”老岳父幽幽说道。 „Right, right.” “对吧,对吧。” „Ohh!!!” “嗷喔喔喔！！！” At this moment, the crystal aims at the time, flung with the rope again, finally works, she opens mouth bites, the tongue cleverly clamping among the sausages in two pieces of bread whirls away. 就在这时,水晶瞅准时机,连人带绳再次甩了过来,终于得逞,她张嘴一咬,舌头灵巧地将夹在两片面包之间的香肠卷走。 Does not want to let two pieces of average not wonderful bread destruction sausages probably the delicacies, otherwise continually is that smelly the natural disposition by her the sock can also swallow down, is not possible to let off the bread. 大概是不想让两片平平无奇的面包破坏香肠的美味吧,否则以她连臭袜子也能吞下去的本性,是万万不可能放过面包。 Everyone looks at the two slices of gray bread on my hand, is lost in thought. 大家看着我手上的两片灰不溜秋的面包,陷入沉思。 „This.” My idea, matter has not been in the worst situation, but first offered sacrifices to say the crystal before then again. “这样吧。”我还有一计,事情还没有到最坏的地步,但在这之前先把水晶献祭掉再说。 The hot dog is not the new phenomenon, don't you make Dragon King Sir be usually all right to do surveys in a quiet way, eat the world good food? Perhaps is not rare, right. 热狗也不是什么新鲜玩意,你不让龙王大人平时没事微服私访,吃遍人间美食？说不定已经不稀罕了,对吧。 Therefore I decided that puts out truly has the creativity together the sincere delicacy, moves Dragon King. 所以我决定拿出一道真正有创意又有诚意的美味,打动龙王。 You looked, I have two slices of bread( grey), I have a grilled fish( approaches the scheduled time). 你看,我有两片面包(灰色),我有一条烤鱼(临期)。 Fit! 合体！ At this moment, the food in my hand blooms the radiant ray, entangled the plain white cloth on arm soon unable to suppress. 此刻,我手中的食材绽放出璀璨光芒,缠在手臂上的白布快要压不住了。 Distant relative who looks up to the starry sky, only this as giving to sacrificial offering —— of Dragon King 仰望星空的远方亲戚,仅此作为献给龙王的祭品—— Big universe Milky Way Texas hamburger hot fish!!! 大宇宙银河德州汉堡热鱼！！！ ... 。。。