**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Bored, was too bored. 无聊,实在太无聊了。 What I said is book, just like her nickname is the same, after looking, suddenly feels an insipidness. 我说的是本子娜,正如她的外号一样,看完以后,顿觉一阵索然无味。 Very anticipated, like Hell wrestle bear, like Saint moon/month virtue Wolf, after become stronger, will have the neomorph, isn't this basic general knowledge? 原本是挺期待的,就像地狱格斗熊,就像圣月贤狼,变强以后都会有新形态,这不是基本的常识么？ I think book was also a strong character, in any case tossed about, at least to the set new outward appearance, new fashion, neomorph, this was basic, but must have new skill, the recent plot, the new recollection, the new nuptial dress, and ship new two creations......, this has actually many. 我原本以为本子娜也是个重要角色,好歹折腾了一番,至少给套新外观,新时装,新形态,这是基本,还要有新技能,新剧情,新回忆,新婚纱,以及船新的二次创作……哦,这个倒是已经有很多了。 What shape is good, cannot cover my protagonist, but cannot be too optional, I gave her to think, plan A was by the upper arm and thigh adds a tire, so long as shouted automobile person shapeshift, can turn into the ultra easy-to-use vehicle. 什么形态好呢,不能盖过我这个主角,但也不能太随意,我都给她想好了,方案A是上臂和大腿两侧加个车胎,只要大喊一声汽车人变身,就能变成超好用的载具。 Plan B is also a vehicle, but is bolder, so long as buys over the original and screenwriter, some hypotheses, can carelessly to book increases the atavism bloodlines and so on rotten vulgar essential factor, then has the atavism in the process of transformation, finally turns into —— 方案B也是载具,只不过更大胆一些,只要收买原创和编剧,胡乱该一些设定,就能给本子娜增加点返祖血脉之类的烂俗要素,然后在改造的过程中发生返祖现象,最后变成—— The atavism became the Sos mechanical beast unexpectedly! The dream of childhood, similarly is a vehicle, I lift the hand to open the book skull, the whole person worm one's way into, am riding under her Mercedes-Benz's in setting sun sand beach, fond dream to become true feels really well. 不得了,竟然返祖成了索斯机械兽！童年的梦想,同样是载具,我一抬手就打开本子娜的头盖骨,整个人钻进去,骑着她奔驰在夕阳下的沙滩上,美梦成真的感觉真好。 This is also dark has the retribution, who makes her always unable to pass with my skull. 这也算是冥冥中自有报应,谁让她老是和我的头盖骨过不去。 Finally? Anticipated white/in vain, if not side also has Evil Dragon, double combined unable to stir up, left behind, I must fling her expression package. 结果呢？白期待了,如果不是旁边还有恶龙蕾娜在,双娜组合惹不起,落单了,我非得甩她一个表情包。 Generally goods. 呵,一般货色。 „Oh.” Thinks thinks, cannot bear the sigh make noise, book, this prospect, can promote to the four wings powerhouse like this even, later will not have the recent plot again, like the out of date and no longer of interest, has loved. “唉。”想了又想,忍不住叹息出声,本子娜就这样了,就这出息了,就算能晋升到四翼强者,以后不会再有新的剧情了,如同明日黄花,爱过。 Even if turns for ten thousand years ago that lovable little loli is also good the bastard! 哪怕变成万年前那个可爱小萝莉也好啊混蛋！ „In the final analysis you are lolicon the bastard!” Two petal buttocks various seal a footprint, is actually double combines the heavy hand to destroy again...... urges the bear. “说到底你就是萝莉控吧混蛋！”两瓣屁股各印了一个脚印,却是双娜组合再度辣手摧……催熊。 „What wrong lolicon has, what wrong hoping the matter can develop to the direction that oneself like, isn't this way things should be?!” I argued strongly based on reason, Mr. Yixian had also said that at the beginning of person, lolicon, the nature was close, lolicon, careless did not teach, lolicon, the say/way of teaching, lolicon. “萝莉控有什么错,希望事情能向自己喜欢的方向发展有什么错,这不是人之常情吗？！”我据理力争,就连逸仙先生曾经也说过,人之初,萝莉控,性相近,萝莉控,苟不教,萝莉控,教之道,萝莉控。 Referring to the classics that has so gone all out obviously, the wisdom of ancient, first for experience, actually still encountered double to combine brutal despising. 明明已经如此卖力的引经据典,古人的智慧,先代的经验,却依然遭到了双娜组合无情的鄙视。 The vision can say that quite ice-cold, with looking at the insect is similar. 目光可以说相当冰冷了,和看虫子差不多。 I deeply sigh again, an eye of reveal looks melancholily far spatial, the blue sky, resembled is beckoning to say with oneself says goodbye. 我再次深深叹了一口气,目露忧郁看着远空,蓝天白云,似在和自己招手说再见。 „Finally must finish.” “终于要结束了。” „Your life?” Evil Dragon seizes every opportunity. “你的人生？”恶龙蕾娜见缝插针。 „I meant that the paradise of journey this dragon, must end finally, can go back.” I am angry. “我是说这一次的龙之乐园旅程,终于要结束了,可以回去了。”我大怒。 „Well, I also think that you were saying Walter's matter, had confidence that can live?” “咦,我还以为你在说瓦尔特的事呢,有把握能活着回去吗？” „Perhaps that is...... has certainly.” My energy slightly has insufficient, yes, if can be victorious Walter, I also fear what seven giants. “那当然是……或许有吧。”我底气略有不足,是啊,要是能打得过瓦尔特,那我还怕什么七巨头。 Even if 55 open forcefully is also not possible, the person expensive/noble had self-knowledge, but I had specially, therefore has exceeded the person, evolved the new times from heart. 哪怕强行五五开也是不可能的呀,人贵有自知之明,而我特别有,所以已经超越了人,进化成了新时代的从心者。 „What's the matter?” Book who just transformed was unclear, therefore the Evil Dragon in merry tone with tavern said the matter, therefore infected merrily merrily, turned into double merry, brought many merry. “怎么回事？”刚改造完毕的本子娜不明就里,于是恶龙蕾娜用酒馆里的快活语气将事情说了一遍,于是快活传染了快活,变成了双倍的快活,又带来了更多的快活。 I could not govern double to combine, I could not have governed the nag you! 我治不了双娜组合,我还治不了老马你们！ „Can Eika Layh, disclose your plan, quite lets me confident.” I cast the praying for rescue vision to the White Dragon little elder sisters, she has raised appetite to me, my stomach, broke through hundred to meet the hole to fly upwards quickly alone. “艾卡莱伊,能不能透露一下你的打算,好让我心里有个底。”我向白龙小姐姐投去求救目光,她一直给我吊胃口,我这胃,都快突破百会穴独自飞升去了。 „Sure, but the issue needs your excellency to confirm with Wu Fan before then.” “当然可以,不过在这之前有一个问题需要和吴凡阁下确认。” „What issue, you asked although, cannot answer to calculate I lose.” “什么问题,你尽管问,答不出来算我输。” „Doesn't your excellency...... really want to battle with the father?” “阁下……真的不想和父亲交战？” „This......” my flexure scratched the head, wasn't this idle talk? Who wants oppressive. “这……”我挠了挠头,这不是废话吗？谁想被虐呀。 However, really doesn't think? 但是,真的不想吗？ Before has handed over several hands with Walter, this fellow clever, always played jokes upon me with the flexible movement and rich experience, I of air/Qi, almost cannot bear ask his daughter to do accounts. 之前和瓦尔特交过几次手,这家伙贼的很,老是用灵活的身法和丰富的经验戏耍我,气的我,差点没能忍住去找他的女儿算账。 From him, although peeped the skills of seven giants, but was not comprehensive, I want to fight with Walter whole-heartedly, understood and some disparity many of seven giants, although might be able to lose was very miserable, was very ugly. 从他身上,虽然窥到了一些七巨头的本事,但并不全面,我还是想和全力以赴的瓦尔特打一场,了解一下自己和七巨头的差距到底有多少,虽然有可能会输的很惨,很难看。 Wait a bit, can actually having the possibility four strokes falls, after all he whole-heartedly, was unable to the monkey that I play to be the same. 稍等,其实可以把有可能四个字划掉,毕竟他尚未全力以赴,就已经能把我耍的跟猴子一样了。 But now, before I was not I, learned in the fist the concealed pulverized lime, was such a scatters conveniently, scatters also to continue to borrow with Evil Dragon, the quantity guaranteed all one wants to eat greatly. 但现在,我也不是以前的我了,学会了拳头里藏石灰粉,随手就是那么一撒,撒完了还可以继续跟恶龙蕾娜借,量大管饱。 Dignity that could lose? 或许可以输的体面一点？ Does wait/etc, why take me and Walter fights for the premise? 等等,为什么是以我和瓦尔特战斗为前提？ This is unscientific, from the heart, is it possible that the person of degenerated atavism is not book, but is I? 这不科学,更不从心啊,莫非退化返祖的人不是本子娜而是我？ „To think, after all is very rare with the fight of powerhouse.” “想还是想的,毕竟和强者的战斗十分难得。” „Actually not difficult, you can go to seven giant main house gate to challenge the enemy to battle directly.” The small female dragon swings fox tail, the mouthful is pulling the cannon. “其实也没多难,你可以直接去七巨头家门口叫阵。”小母龙摇着狐狸尾巴,满嘴扯大炮。 „Will die.” I flip the supercilious look, does not want to say a character. “会死。”我翻了翻白眼,不想多说一个字。 „Fights with Walter can also die.” “和瓦尔特战斗也会死的哦。” Probably, how I thought that Walter that fellow will show mercy? Really packs the valuables to leave without saying good-bye now, Dragon King always not possible, for this minor matter does put to pursue from the basket Walter to the Holy See mountain must bite my one? 好像是嗷,我怎么就觉得瓦尔特那种家伙会手下留情呢？果然还是现在收拾细软不告而别吧,龙王总不可能为了这种小事将瓦尔特从笼子里放出来一路追到教廷山也要咬我一口吧？ „Ok.” “可以哦。” „What...... can?” My tongue a little trembles. “可……可以什么？”我舌头有点打颤。 „If your excellency wants to fight well with the father, feels a strength of next seven giant, I can arrange.” “如果阁下想和父亲好好战斗一场,感受一下七巨头的实力,我可以安排。” „What originally said is this.” “原来说的是这个呀。” I relax, but also thinks own god god talked on endlessly, the unconsciousness said the innermost thoughts, proposed to the White Dragon little elder sisters. 我松了一口气,还以为自己神神叨叨的,无意识又把心里话说出口,向白龙小姐姐求婚了呢。 After all such Eika Layh, who doesn't love? 毕竟这样的艾卡莱伊,又有谁不爱呢？ Almost wants to give the nuptial dress that the Evil Dragon makes to take the bastard secretly. 差点就想把偷偷给恶龙蕾娜做的婚纱拿出来了混蛋。 Gave Elder Sister White Dragon little unable to put on. 哦,给了白龙小姐姐也穿不上。 oneself measure, small 2nd, does not push the disparity that reluctantly can put on, I said, is not to complain small female dragon poor anything, but must prove a matter. 本人亲测,小了两号,已经不是勉强挤一挤就能穿上的差距了,我这么说,并不是为了吐槽小母龙贫什么的,而是要证明一件事。 She is a little short. 她有点矮。 „Does not know why wants to punch your bastard suddenly, cannot comprehend completely, but wants to do that the bewildered feeling I must do that Ok, Ok?” Evil Dragon brings the smile elegant face to approach suddenly, approaches again, the volume heart pastes the volume heart, the tip of the nose is going against the tip of the nose, the back appeared the empty shadow of malicious ghost. “不知为何忽然就想揍你这混蛋,完全搞不懂但就是想这么做,莫名其妙的感觉到我必须这么做,可以么,可以么？”恶龙蕾娜带着笑容的俏脸陡然逼近,再逼近,额心贴着额心,鼻尖顶着鼻尖,背后浮现出了恶鬼的虚影。 You want to punch my mood I are are not incomprehensible, but you punch to turn over to punch, why can also pull out the string? 你想揍我的心情我不是不能理解,但你揍归揍,干嘛还要掏出绳子？ Before long, out of the door had/left the eighth cured meat, has given up struggling with another seven, the air-drying, exposed to the sun fragrant, even spread the old cured meat of nose snoring sound faintly abreast in row in the same place. 不一会儿,门外多出了第八根腊肉,和另外七根已经放弃挣扎,风干了,晒香了,甚至隐隐传出鼻鼾声的老腊肉并排在一起。 At this time I realized, the potential of person did not have the limit, for example, in hanging upside down in situation, I can still maintain the sober brain, made to be above the calm judgment of imagination. 这时候我才意识到,人的潜力是没有极限的,比如说,在倒吊着的情况下,我依然能保持清醒的大脑,做出超乎想象的冷静判断。 The deep breath one breath, was bundled by the string becomes the body bow of caterpillar to the limit, like a powerful shrimp, stretches fiercely, a ball, violent shaking of my fresh cured meat like clock pendulum, runs upon nearby crystal, the crystal hits toward nearby Qi, hits one, like the dominoes, last raises significantly, hits not to be possible to hit, therefore hit, performed field reversed dominoes. 深呼吸一口气,被绳子捆成毛毛虫的身体弓到极限,像一只强而有力的皮皮虾,猛地一绷,一弹,我这块新鲜的腊肉像钟摆一样猛烈摇动,撞上旁边的水晶,水晶又往旁边的琪露诺撞去,一个撞一个,如同多米诺骨牌,最后一个大幅度扬起,撞无可撞,于是撞了回来,又上演了一场反向多米诺骨牌。 The joy of man, sometimes is such simple. 男人的快乐,有时候就是这么简单。 Really interesting, comes again one time, is the skull is a little sore, after all crystal, if nearby person were Qi were good, Qi was not good, the key buy object, was the five colors corps was good, how to bully are not related, no one for them over. 真有意思,再来一次吧,就是脑壳有点疼,毕竟水晶,要是旁边的人是琪露诺就好了,琪露诺也不行,重点收买对象,还是五色战队好了,怎么欺负也没关系,没人会为她们出头。 I was pondering must open the mouth to make Evil Dragon help me change a position, hangs to another side. 我思考着要不要开口让恶龙蕾娜帮我换个位置,吊到另外一侧去。 „Saw that Wu Fan your excellency is so happy, I felt relieved.” Eika Layh has the gentle sincere smile, holds their palms together. “看到吴凡阁下那么开心,我就放心了。”艾卡莱伊带着温柔真挚的笑容,双手合十。 „Hopes feeling satisfied that you and father can also play.” “希望您和父亲也能玩的那么快心。” „No, Eika Layh, I am not joyful, now is just forcing oneself to look cheerful.” I pull out the straight body, Wei correct/however stands upright, if eye of reveal stern —— were not hung upside down is being better. “不,艾卡莱伊,我并不快乐,现在只不过是在强颜欢笑。”我拔直身躯,魏然挺立,目露庄肃——如果不是被倒吊着就更好了。 „You think well, if I really joyful, will not deliberately seek joyfully, the person always yearns own nothing, but does not spare a glance to the had thing, right.” “你好好想一想,如果我真的快乐,就不会刻意去寻找快乐了,人总是向往自己没有的东西,而对已经拥有的东西不屑一顾,对吧。” „It is not right.” Evil Dragon raised the objection. “不对。”恶龙蕾娜提出异议。 „To dispute me to produce the evidence!” “想要辩驳我就得拿出证据！” „Your moral integrity.” “你的节操。” „......” “……” Said without FUK. 无FUK说。 „Do not manage her, disturbs.” My feeble voice warm language looks at Eika Layh, no longer responds Evil Dragon, always me brings to the dead angle fellow of language, the sports teacher to by her be irritated sooner or later. “别理她,捣乱的。”我细声温语的看着艾卡莱伊,不再搭理恶龙蕾娜,老是把我带到语文的死角这家伙,体育老师迟早要被她气死。 „You said, I listen earnestly, guarantees does not interrupt, no longer changed the subject, who dares to disturb our me to kill anyone.” “你说,我认真听,保证不插嘴,不再跑题,谁敢打扰我们我就打死谁。” Clever .jpg hangs upside down the version. 乖巧.jpg倒吊版。 Knows the attitude that can change mistakenly is quite satisfied regarding me, Eika Layh's gentle smile gentle many, said that perhaps is a little strange, but truly gives people this feeling. 对于我知错能改的态度相当满意,艾卡莱伊温柔的笑容温柔了不少,这么说或许有点奇怪,但确实给人这种感觉。 „If your excellency wants to battle with the father, obtains experience, I can arrange one to benefit your excellency fight with every effort.” “若是阁下想和父亲交战,从中获得经验,我可以尽力安排一场有利于阁下的战斗。” „How advantageous law?” “怎么个有利法？” I was enthusiastic immediately, bullied the weak and feared the strong I most to excel, is to bundle to punch Walter heartily, like me now this. 我顿时来劲了,欺软怕硬我最擅长了,是要将瓦尔特捆起来尽情揍一顿,就像我现在这样么。 „For example, lets the father only to put forth half of strength from the beginning, as the fight time lengthens, gradually promotion to 60% , 70%, until full power.” “比如说,一开始让父亲只能使出一半的力量,随着战斗时间延长,渐渐提升到60%,70%,直至全力。” I am shocked looks at Eika Layh, everyone shock looks at Eika Layh, her look has mildly such as the happy expression of jade, calmly is looking at each other with me, cannot see the trace that cracks a joke. 我震惊的看着艾卡莱伊,所有人都震惊的看着艾卡莱伊,她眼神带着温润如玉的笑意,静静地和我对视着,丝毫看不到开玩笑的痕迹。 Hasn't been really joking with me? Can this matter also achieve? This may bundling Walter is making me punch a difficulty to be nobler than directly ten times of hundred times. 真的没有在和我开玩笑？这种事情也能做到？这可比捆着瓦尔特直接让我揍一顿难度更高尚十倍百倍。 Thinks that was Walter, the anger trough has saved did not know many strip, wished one could direct ultra to kill one set Walter who I took away. 想想,那可是瓦尔特,怒气槽已经积蓄了不知道多少条,恨不得直接一个超必杀一套将我带走的瓦尔特。 Hits analogy that not a big civilization actually does for the occasion, you have diarrhea, squat in the latrine, being suspended in midair time, can suppress forcefully? 打个不大文明却十分应景的比喻,你拉肚子,蹲在茅厕,正在不上不下的时候,能硬生生憋回去？ „This is not good, will Uncle Walter comply? Eika Layh, you don't, for this minor matter makes some reckless actions, at the worst I gave Uncle Walter to punch one to be good painful.” “这样不大好吧,瓦尔特大叔会答应么？艾卡莱伊,你可别为了这种小事去做些冒进的举动,大不了我就给瓦尔特大叔痛揍一顿好了。” „, It‘s nothing issue, is not the reckless action.” Elder Sister White Dragon little is confident, after all that fertile. “诶,没什么问题的,不是什么冒进的举动。”白龙小姐姐胸有成竹,毕竟那么的肥沃。 „Provides against contingencies I to ask that you planned convinced Uncle Walter with what method.” “以防万一我想问一下你打算用什么方法说服瓦尔特大叔。” „How...... cuts off the father and daughter to relate?” “呃……断绝父女关系怎么样？” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” „cough cough, does Eika Layh, do that to Uncle Walter can some...... somewhat cruel?” Walter is miserable, including was just punched me to be unable to continue watching by his pain. “咳咳,艾卡莱伊,这么做对瓦尔特大叔会不会有些……有些残忍？”瓦尔特惨啊,连刚被他痛揍一顿的我都看不下去了。 „Relax, I am crack a joke.” “放心吧,我是开玩笑的。” „Originally is cracks a joke, in a big way frightens me one to jump.” “原来是开玩笑啊,吓我一大跳。” „Only then I alone am certainly insufficient, when the time comes will call Liz together, for your teacher, Liz also wants to try hard one after next.” “只有我一个人当然不够,到时候会叫上莉莉丝一起,为了你这个老师,莉莉丝也想努力一下下。” In my mind flashes before this suddenly: Some day, the daughter leads the boyfriend to arrive in front of me, pleading me only to put out half of strengths to feed the blade to the opposite party, otherwise must cut off the father and daughter to relate. 我脑海中忽然闪现出这一幕:某一天,女儿带着男朋友来到我面前,恳求我只拿出一半实力给对方喂刀,否则就要断绝父女关系。 My it meow same place blasting open, the screw ascends to heaven! 我它喵的原地炸裂,螺旋升天！ Putting out half of strengths is right, good, this 40 meters broadsword, I lets your 20 meters! 拿出一半实力对吧,好,这把四十米的大刀,我让你二十米！ ... 。。。